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You know, there's a gas
station in the city
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that's got this contest to win
this awesome barbeque.
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Nice.
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Some places, uh, give ya
a free carwash
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with every fill-up.
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Good deal.
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This one place hands out glasses
with hockey team logos on 'em,
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free.
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What a time to be alive.
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How come you don't
do stuff like that?
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I'll tell you what, Hank.
Go to my house,,
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fire up the barbeque,
make yourself a hotdog,
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go into the cupboards,
grab any glass you want,
you can keep it,
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get the garden hose, wash your
truck, all that stuff for free,
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providing you pay for
this tank of gas today.
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See? There's always
a catch with you.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Hey, did you get a rabbit?
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No. This is for the composter.
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You know what
a composter is,
don't you?
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Of course.
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It composts things,
things that are compostable,
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turns it into compostage.
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Wow, you're like
a real expert.
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Well, we all have our areas of
expertise. Mine's composting.
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When did you get
into the green thing?
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David Suzuki
kind of inspired me.
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I watched this show on
global warming the other night.
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ANNOUNCER:
Pretty Woman will not
be seen tonight
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so that we can bring you David
Suzuki's Planet In Peril.
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Aw crap.
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It really opened my eyes.
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You're disappointed there's
no rabbit, aren't you?
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I'll work through it.
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You know, Brent, there are
so many things you can do
to help the planet,
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like composting or-or
that thing rock stars do.
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Ooo, I'll do that.
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I assume it has something
to do with groupies?
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Carbon trading.
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You offset your driving
by turning off your air
conditioning,
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reduce your carbon footprint.
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How about I just try not
to step in any carbon?
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Oh, good news.
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We just got a package
from a town in Japan.
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Really?
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Yeah, they want to
twin with Dog River.
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I never thought we'd twin
again after Henkenvyorken.
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So next item, the gift
for Henkenvyorken.
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Oh, don't worry, I already
sent them something.
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What?
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Just a little taste
of Dog River,
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some gasoline from Corner Gas,
fertilizer from the field,
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and a battery
from my truck.
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So what did we get
from Japan?
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You'll see.
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Bring the Twinning Committee
over and I'll show you.
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Did it suddenly
get cold in here?
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I told you, I was leaving early.
No, you didn't.
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I implied it by leaving
early lots of other times.
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You shoulda seen
this comin'.
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I'm covering for Phil at the bar
while he's on vacation.
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Wow, he must have
been desperate.
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Why would you say that?
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He was, but why
would you say that?
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Because bartenders are
usually more friendly
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and sympathetic than you are.
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Who asked you, Doorknob?
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You shoulda seen
that comin'.
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I'll have another plate
of french fries, please.
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Just doin' my part.
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Doing your part to what,
stop your heart from beating?
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No. But thanks for the hex.
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The french fry thing is just
like the carbon trading thing.
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I've traded my salad intake
with Karen, here,
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in exchange for her
french fry intake.
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I ordered soup.
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The overall Dog River french fry
footprint has not expanded.
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Could I get
that soup to go?
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Brent, you're not taking
any of this seriously.
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We could win an award.
For eating fries?
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Doesn't have to be a large soup.
I'd take a small.
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For businesses that
reduce their energy.
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Look it, our two businesses
combined in the same building,
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we could have a real shot.
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Who ordered the soup?
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The branch is trespassing
on this property.
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It's illegal.
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First of all, this is my yard,
so it's not your problem.
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See what can happen?
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The sword?
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So, let's see it.
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See what?
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The gift from Japan.
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It's not here.
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I thought you said
you got it.
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No. I said I got it in the sense
that I understood it.
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And let me tell you,
it's great.
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Well, how do you know,
if they didn't send it?
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It's in their letter.
Let's see the letter.
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It's in Japanese.
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I know some Japanese.
I burned it.
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It said to.
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To honour the
paper spirit.
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You see, I know
Japanese too, Karen.
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I wonder what the
gift from Japan is.
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All right Oscar,
that's enough.
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My turn.
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Hey Wanda,
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I'm about to
make your day.
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By going straight home without
finishing this conversation?
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No. Check it out.
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This book has every
drink imaginable,
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help you be
a better bartender.
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"Mix it Up Baby: Drinks
for Swingin' Cats."
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That's great if you wanna
get drunk and swing cats.
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No, no, no, come on.
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It's like art meets alcohol.
It's, um, art-co-hol.
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No, people here like
their old standbys.
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Rye and coke, rye and water,
rye and ginger.
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Maybe I should
order more rye.
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That's just because they
haven't had the options.
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I mean they'll change their
minds once they try a...
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gin and tonic.
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Together?
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Oof!
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So what's your poison?
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I need something
cold and stiff.
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Have you checked the morgue?
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Just a little bartender
humour for ya.
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Scotch on the rocks okay?
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Thanks.
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So, what's on your mind,
sister friend?
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Well, I just lost something and
I'm not sure where it went.
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I hear ya.
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The spark between you and
Oscar has faded away?
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No.
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I mean yes, but
that's not it.
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The flame, the passion,
all down the crapper?
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Pardon my French.
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If you need to cry,
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I got shoulders.
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When's Phil coming back?
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Brent, if we really try,
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we could be the greenest
business in Dog River.
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Wow, you dream about these
things, but you never expect
they'll actually happen to you.
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Hey guys, say goodbye to
your boring old booze.
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Check out these
snazzy cocktails.
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I just want a
rye and water.
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Oh, a Singapore Sling,
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I haven't had one of those
since college.
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Oh, I didn't know you went
to school in Singapore.
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Hey Wanda, can you make
me a Singapore Sling?
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No time. The Wilsons are
talkin' divorce over here
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and I'm trying to sort out the
Turcotts' financial problems.
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Well, as long as you're keeping
it all confidential.
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Our finances are fine.
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Guess you won't have any
problem with the tip, then.
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Just a little bartender
humour for ya.
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Hey, can I make
Lacey's sling?
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The directions are right
here in the book.
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Fine.
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But there's three rules
behind the bar.
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Shut up, don't annoy me,
and shut up.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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The first and third rule
are the same.
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Now you broke all three.
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I'm here for you.eed to talk,
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Is there beer for me?
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You bet.
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Or if you ever want
to ask me stuff--
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Like, where's my beer?
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Here you go, folks.
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What the hell are these?
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Surf Dreams.
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Only I couldn't find coconut,
so I used potatoes.
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I call them "Turf Dreams."
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Why is it red?
Oh, that's ketchup.
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I, uh, I couldn't
find any grenadine.
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You ever notice how every
few weeks either me
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or Hank or Wanda has
some crazy new job?
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I hadn't noticed and I'm sure
no one else has either.
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Anyway, did you see anything
unusual around the house today?
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You mean your new hedge cutter?
Davis and I were using it.
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It's not a hedge cutter,
it's a--
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Hey guys.
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It's a what?
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Hedge trimmer.
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That's great news
about Japan, huh?
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Who'd they attack now?
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No, the twinning thing.
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We should send them a gift
before they get cold feet.
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But make sure it's a
decent gift this time.
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We don't want another
Henkenvyorken.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Oh, keep telling
yourself that.
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Hey there, stranger.
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Stranger?
It's me, Davis.
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It's called small
talk, genius.
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I mean, pal.
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So, good day today?
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Yeah, pretty good.
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I hear ya. Good but not great?
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No, wouldn't say that.
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Somethin' else eating ya?
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No, I don't think so.
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But you're not sure.
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Guess I'm not.
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What do you
think it is?
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Have you talked
to Karen about it?
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Should I?
You might want to.
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'Cause she's the problem?
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You tell me.
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Maybe she is,
I don't know.
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I need to think about
this. Thanks, Wanda.
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Oh, that's what
I'm here for.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Everything okay?
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I don't know.
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Is it?
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I think so.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey Brent, look
what I got us.
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I'll put it in the middle,
so all you have to do
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is walk ten feet
with your bottles.
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But the garbage can is right
there. That's like ten inches.
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Okay, we'll put
it on your side.
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You've done nothing on this
going green thing, have you?
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I beg your pardon?
What do you call that?
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Somebody's bike?
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Somebody named me.
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You expect me to believe
you, Brent Leroy,
rode a bike to work?
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Well, stranger things
have happened.
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Yeah. Like maybe twice in
the history of the world,
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the big bang,
evolution of the platypus,
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and then you on a bike.
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Okay, funny lady.
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Well, I'm just about to
run home for lunch, so--
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So, you'll be
riding your bike?
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Yes, that is a
true statement.
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Here I go.
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Okay.
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On my bike.
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Okay, all right,
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just gettin' wound up here.
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00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:53,312
See ya later. So long.
254
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,022
Is Tom still there?
255
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,791
Yeah. He's wondering why
you stole his bike.
256
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,060
Hey, Davis.
257
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,763
You haven't seen my, uh,
new hedge trimmer, have ya?
258
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,264
Your what?
259
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,800
Well, it's kinda long
and Japanesey looking.
260
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,703
Oh, Oscar's wood chopper.
Oh, yeah, it's great.
261
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,339
I lent it to Josh
at The Ruby.
262
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,911
These are good
grilled cheeses.
263
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,747
Yeah, nicely cut.
264
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,249
So what are we getting
our Japanese twin town?
265
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,351
A hockey stick. It's Canadian.
266
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,186
I know, but that's lame.
267
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,355
It's like them sending
us a samurai sword.
268
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,857
That would be lame.
269
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,359
We should just do
what we did last time.
270
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,665
Okay, fine.
271
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,368
How about this novelty
bowling ball candle?
No.
272
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:56,375
Hey.
273
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,911
You want a drink?
274
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,581
Actually, I was
just leaving.
275
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,186
I think Davis is mad
at me about something.
276
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,088
Ah.
277
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,091
So that's what he was
hinting about the other day.
278
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,893
He talked to you about it?
279
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,461
People open up to me.
280
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:18,731
Why is he mad at me?
I do all the work.
281
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,800
Maybe that's the problem.
You think?
282
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:24,370
Well, I don't not think
that it isn't it.
283
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,938
Well, I guess that's it.
284
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,606
Thanks, Wanda.
285
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,243
Hey, solving problems
is what I do.
286
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,947
Do you realize you can't get
dried lime rind in this town,
287
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,949
or even a passable papaya?
288
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,285
I mean just look
at this mango.
289
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,920
That's an apple.
290
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,188
Huh?
291
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,522
Oh.
292
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,425
I hope the other customers
aren't as sharp as you are.
293
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,327
How's the Green Queen?
294
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,162
Oh, thank you.
295
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:52,131
I wish Brent were
as supportive.
296
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,100
Well, sometimes with Brent--
okay, all the times with Brent--
297
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,903
you have to take matters
into your own hands.
298
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,507
I know. Do you know that I
still have to put ice cubes
299
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,176
in his soup to let
it cool down?
300
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,145
What a mama's boy.
301
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,015
Which is a good thing.
302
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:13,319
You haven't seen Oscar's
wood chopper, have you?
I don't think so.
303
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,287
It's long, with
a brown handle.
304
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,456
Oh, you mean Josh's
sandwich slicer.
305
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,559
I asked him, and he said
he hadn't seen it.
306
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,162
So, listen, Emma,
I was thinking--
307
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,664
Oh. Okay, bye.
308
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,434
Hey, Emma.
309
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,969
Fuzzy Navel?
310
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,137
None of your business.
311
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,174
Your loss.
312
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,177
Oh, almost forgot the mango.
313
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,096
Okay, what's your problem?
314
00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:00,532
You won't tell me, your partner,
but you'll spill to Wanda?
315
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,701
I didn't spill to Wanda.
316
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,703
She said you might
be the problem.
317
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,440
How am I the problem?
You're the one with the
problem. She said so.
318
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,410
I didn't have that problem till
you started being the problem.
319
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,479
I don't even know
what the problem is.
320
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,047
Neither do I.
321
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,919
We didn't have any problems
until we started talking to you.
322
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,320
I see.
323
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,455
So you're having
trouble communicating.
324
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,625
Sometimes.
325
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,594
So the problem
is me and Karen?
326
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,663
You tell me.
327
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,765
Well, I suppose that--
328
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,467
Wait a minute,
she's doing it again.
329
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,069
Am I really?
330
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,006
I ordered a
scotch and soda.
331
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,541
Oh, too complicated.
332
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,076
Try this.
333
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,649
I can't even
taste the liquor.
334
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,353
Yeah. It's got, uh, cinnamon,
papaya, uh, cherry juice,
335
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:57,990
lemon rind,
Tom Collin mix, and...
336
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,025
I may have forgot the booze.
337
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,061
I'm going home.
Oh, watch the highways.
338
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,797
I heard the Mounties are out
doing that ride thing.
339
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,498
The Musical Ride?
340
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,300
No, the RIDE program.
341
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,336
The Musical Ride program?
342
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,040
Any alcohol to drink, sir?
343
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,309
No.
344
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,178
Very good. Then
you're free to go.
345
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,813
That's great.
346
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,815
Just as soon as this
song's finished.
347
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,817
And then we have
our Beatles medley.
348
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,518
You don't want
to miss that.
349
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,053
Whatever.
350
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,123
I'm just glad they're doing
their bit to stop drunk drivers.
351
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,525
Just like you and
your boozeless drinks.
352
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,563
I can't believe
you're buying gas.
353
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,032
I thought you gave
up on the stuff.
354
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:44,036
I know. I'm ashamed. Can you
check my oil and washer fluid?
355
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,041
Wanda,
356
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,043
I'm taking matters
into my own hands.
357
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,680
I was putting these up
in The Ruby and I had an idea.
358
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:02,087
I think this idea is going to
last longer than my other ideas.
359
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,857
So you're going to
put those up in here?
360
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,559
Yeah, without Brent knowing.
Can you create a diversion?
361
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,061
Sure thing.
362
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,897
I'll start a fire.
Hand me those newspapers.
363
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,366
Or you could just
talk to him.
364
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,568
Yawn.
365
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,573
Hey, Brent?
Yeah?
366
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,176
Explain to me how
when the Hulk gets big,
367
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,245
his shirt rips right off
368
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,582
and his belt snaps in half and
his shoes explode off his feet,
369
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,885
but his but his pants
still fit?
370
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:36,355
Simple. Dr. Banner invented
super stretchy pants.
371
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,593
Hey, Hank, have you
seen a long, sharp--
372
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,929
oh, I don't know how
to describe it.
373
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,598
You mean samurai sword?
374
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,737
This sword has caused
nothing but trouble.
375
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,972
What are you doin'
with my hedge cutter?
376
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,741
Cleaning the fuzz
outta my navel.
377
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,910
I didn't know it was
a navel defuzzer.
378
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,880
It's not. It's a gift from
our twinning town in Japan.
379
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,616
Oh-ho-ho, oh, ho, ho, hoooo.
And you lost it.
380
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,585
I didn't lose it. You stole it.
381
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,654
Yeah, but I'm not
responsible for me.
382
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,622
Oh, you screwed
up big time.
383
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,325
I don't know who to tell
first, Fitzy or Karen.
384
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,893
Oh-ho-ho, oh,
ho, ho, ho-hooo.
385
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,595
I'll tell them myself.
386
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:20,032
I take responsibility
for my actions.
387
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,634
Is there a total
solar eclipse today
388
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,236
that I wasn't told about?
389
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,251
What was wrong with
the hockey stick?
390
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,688
I wanted something from Dog
River that speaks of who we are.
391
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,325
Okay, I know you're all
probably gonna make fun of me,
392
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,261
but here it is.
393
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,165
Davis' paper cutter?
394
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,967
Oscar's wood chopper.
395
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,269
You mean Josh's
sandwich slicer?
396
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,939
It's the perfect gift
for our twin town.
397
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,075
It's something from
Dog River we all use.
398
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,811
And it's kinda Japanesey.
Good thinkin', Emma.
399
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,679
I do what I can.
400
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,550
Hey, Phil,
you're back early.
401
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,153
Yeah, vacation troubles.
402
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,988
I hear ya.
403
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,689
Got a lot of complaints.
404
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,791
Well, Phil, people
are funny animals
405
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,927
in this ol' zoo we call life.
406
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,462
Complaints about you.
407
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,899
I hear ya. Pull up a stool
and tell me all about it.
408
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,433
You're fired.
409
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,935
I hear ya.
410
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,503
Pardon?
411
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,240
See, when your eyes adjust
to the new light bulbs,
412
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,409
it seems just as
bright as before.
413
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,011
Yeah.
414
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,313
Hey, look everyone,
it's Al Goar.
415
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,450
That doesn't even
look like Al Gore.
416
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,686
Not Al Gore, former U.S.
Vice-President.
417
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:51,089
Al Goar, G-O-A-R, from
Goar Fertilizer, up the road.
418
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,691
Of course.
419
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,060
Al heads up the Regional
Environmental Committee.
420
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,062
He has good news.
421
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,564
Congratulations, Brent.
422
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,432
On behalf of the
Regional Committee,
423
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,535
we want to present
you this plaque.
424
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,404
Well, thank you.
425
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,373
Ah, we worked on
this together.
426
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:12,311
Yeah. But Corner Gas did a lot
more to cut its power usage.
427
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,280
"Enviro Hero."
I should have a cape.
428
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,882
Mm.
429
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,252
You should really replace these
bulbs with compact fluorescents.
430
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:23,322
And you might want to
turn your AC down too.
431
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,923
Well, this is nice.
432
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,559
Okay, so you
got the plaque.
433
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,798
No, the real winner
is Brent Leroy.
434
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,067
See? It says right there.
435
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,682
a toy clock--
436
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,150
No!
437
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,519
They're already mad at us
for Emma's gift.
438
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,537
It wasn't my fault.
439
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,140
You keep tellin'
yourself that.
440
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:22,514
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