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Make sure your shoulders
line up or you'll slice it
into the chips.
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Yeah, I'm trying to
avoid the soda hazard.
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Okay, keep your head down,
shoulders straight.
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Now relax.
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HANK:
Hey, what's
goin' on?
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Oh-ho-ho, man.
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Don't tell me you're
takin' tips from him?
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He's got loseritis.
I beat him every time.
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And what would
your advice be?
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Not to listen
to Loserzilla.
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If he were a super hero,
he'd be Loserman
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and his super power
would be losing.
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Clev-er.
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If he were a rock concert,
he'd be Loserpalooza
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or, uh, Lallapaloser.
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No, no, Loserpalloser. Hah?
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What? I don't see you
comin' up with any.
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Well, why would I--
Loser say what?
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What?
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I think he said
"Losersayswhat?"
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What?
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Anyway, I think you guys
get my point.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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I can't spend another
night in this bed.
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Hey, you're the one
that made the bean salad.
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No. This mattress
is like a brick.
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I think we should go
shopping for a new bed.
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Well, I'm not goin'. Remember
what happened last time?
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Help! Emma!
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Should I help him?
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He'll take ya
down with him.
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You're right.
I'll go alone.
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See ya later, losers.
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HANK:
Whoo-hoo-ooo!
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Is Hank always this cocky
when it comes to golf?
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Yeah. I'm kinda used to it,
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because I've been letting
him win for years.
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I would appreciate
it if you did too.
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What, let him win?
Why would I do that?
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There's only one thing worse
than Hank calling you a loser,
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and that's Hank
being a loser.
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Well, specifically
at golf.
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When Hank loses, he starts
to whine and it's terrible.
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Actually, terrible doesn't
even do it justice.
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It's hellatious.
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I am not losing
on purpose.
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I've heard Hank whine.
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You've never heard his
golf whine. It's like--
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Okay. I get it.
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Actually, I don't think
you do. It's like--
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Okay, that last one
was more of a shriek.
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But you get my drift.
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Hey, Davis.
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What ya doin',
writin' in your diary?
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I don't have a diary.
I have a journal.
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And that's a totally
different thing,
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even though it has a lock
on it like a diary.
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But it's a journal.
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Okay?
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So who's gettin'
the ticket?
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Sorry, but you're
in violation.
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What? This is angle parking.
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I parked it at an angle.
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DAVIS:
Don't think I don't
appreciate the effort.
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Hi. I'm Lloyd.
Can I help you?
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Yes. I'm looking for a
bed that won't turn my
back into a pretzel.
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Wow. Attractive and a
great sense of humour.
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How about this one?
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It's a Deluxe Dual
Slumbermatic with over
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30 positions and a
Soothopedic mattress.
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It's the Cadillac of beds.
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Unfortunately I've got a
hatchback for a husband.
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Well, he is lucky to have
an exotic European-looking
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model such as yourself.
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Do you think all this
flirting and flattery works?
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Not with a smart,
attractive woman like you.
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When can you deliver it?
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Come on.
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You don't really wanna
give me a ticket. Hm?
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Whadaya say I
buy ya lunch, huh?
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You can tell me more
about your, um, journal.
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Thanks for lunch.
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Mm-hmm.
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How come ya bought Davis lunch?
Ya never buy me lunch.
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If you had the power to
give me parking tickets,
I'd buy your lunch too.
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Actually, if it was you, I'd
probably just pay the ticket.
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Oh, I see what
you're doin',
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greasing some pockets,
lining the pole.
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You know, you can mangle
your metaphors all you want.
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But a bribe is a bribe
and I think it's shifty
and underhanded.
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The world's a
dirty place, Lacey.
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Things happen, things you
don't want to know about.
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Money changes hands,
people look the other way,
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cats go missing.
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I don't totally agree with
Tony Soprano here, but, um...
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what's the harm in keepin'
their bellies full
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and their heads empty?
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Cops are so stupid.
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What do you think, Karen?
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I don't know about stupid.
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But, uh, their
hearing's pretty good.
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Ooo, lucky shot,
hey, Hank?
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Maybe we should call
her Lucky Lacey.
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Hey, luck had nothin'
to do with that.
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You know what I
like to call her?
Loser Lacey?
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Maybe.
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No.
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Let me just show ya
how this is done.
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Wow! Excellent shot, Hank!
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I'm just trying to encourage
him, you know, to avoid the--
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Okay, I get it.
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So, why did Wanda buy
you lunch yesterday?
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I lost a bet.
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Really? What bet?
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She bet me that if
she bought me lunch
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I wouldn't give her
a parking ticket.
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That's bribery.
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Everyone's laughing
about it at The Ruby.
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Yeah? Well, the joke's on them,
'cause I got a free lunch.
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Who's laughin' now?
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Not me.
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Let me explain it
to you again.
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Wow. I'm havin' a pretty good
game today, huh?
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A little too good.
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Oh, you're just upset because
you're afraid I might win.
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Hey, Hank.
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Can you see the scorecard?
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Or maybe you need a
little loser eye surgery.
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It's pronounced laser.
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OSCAR:
Emma! Where are ya?
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Check it out.
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How are ya doin' that?
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With a remote.
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I thought it only
changed channels.
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00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:05,691
No, a remote for the bed.
I know that.
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This bed has too many doodads.
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Look at all these doodads.
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What's that doodad do?
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Mother of pearl!
It's vibrating!
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Oh, whoa!
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What's the problem?
This angle is perfect.
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I used a protractor.
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Loose hubcap.
It could fly off
while you're driving,
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take someone's
head clean off.
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Does that happen a lot?
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Ffffft!
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Anyway, big ticket.
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You know, you and I
never get a chance to
talk that much anymore.
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Why don't you buy me
breakfast tomorrow
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and we can talk about it?
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Actually, why don't I buy you
breakfast tomorrow and--
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Oh. Well, all right then.
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Please miss the shot,
please miss the shot,
please miss the shot.
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Do you believe this guy?
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Please miss the shot,
please miss the shot,
please miss the shot.
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What did you do that for?
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Believe me, I'm saving
you from yourself.
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Oh-ho-ho!
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It's like my old
granddaddy used to say,
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that there's two kinds
of people in this world,
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losers and those
who lose to losers.
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And my friends,
you just lost to me.
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I think we're gonna spend a lot
of wonderful nights in this bed.
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We sure are,
you sexy thing.
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Oh!
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That 9 was quite a ride.
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I didn't sleep
very well at all.
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Did you try position 9?
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This bed has too many
gizmos and gadgets.
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Doodads. But I hear ya.
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So, what would you like
for breakfast, Lloyd? Hm?
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Who's Lloyd?
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What?
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00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,983
I said Oscar.
What did ya think I said?
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I thought you said Lloyd.
Lloyd? Who the heck is Lloyd?
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I dunno.
Well, then, why did ya ask?
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Geez, what a grouch.
Hey, let's have eggs in bed.
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And don't bother
scramblin' them.
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We'll get the
bed to do it.
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So, we're all squared up.
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Yep. I'm full, you paid
for my breakfast,
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and here's your
parking ticket.
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What? I thought we had
an understanding.
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Yeah. You think cops are
stupid and I don't.
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Of course you don't
think you're stupid.
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You're too stupid to
know who's stupid.
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What was that?
What, are ya deaf too?
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Uh, nothing.
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Dear Slumbermatic Bed People:
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I have been having the best
sleeps because of your bed.
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I'm sure I'm not alone
in saying this,
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but setting 9 is my favourite.
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Come in.
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00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,509
Oh, I guess I should
say that out loud.
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00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,244
Come in!
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00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,718
Hello. Oscar, my husband,
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I brought you some soup.
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Why? What'd ya do?
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00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:23,556
Nothing.
206
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,425
I-I just thought I'd
make you a little gift.
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00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,394
It's not a gift,
it's just soup.
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00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,563
Still, I think
you deserve it.
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Just you, no one else.
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Just you.
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Gotta go.
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My soup is here.
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P.S. It's tomato.
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00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,453
Oh. Is that a real cough,
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00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,289
or are you just tryin'
to screw up my pouring?
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Neither. It's a "I know
you're ignoring me" cough.
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You'd make it easier
on yourself if you would
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just pretend to play
badly, like me.
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00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,432
Okay. So you weren't
really playing badly.
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Because it looked like sucking
came naturally to you.
221
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,337
Well, it looked like being
a stubborn smuggy smug
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came naturally
to you, Smuggo.
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00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,107
Well, I'm a spineless guy,
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who doesn't win because he's
afraid his friend might whine.
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00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,780
This is stupid. We shouldn't
be fighting like this.
I agree.
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Let's settle this on
the golf course, where I can
open up a can a whup-arse.
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00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,453
I accept your clumsy attempt
at a foul-mouthed challenge.
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00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:31,490
But mark my words, when it
comes to golf, I got game.
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00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,994
All right, time to lay
down a little smoke.
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00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,600
You mean smoke off
your worm burner.
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00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:45,504
Hey, I thought we were playing
golf, not goin' to the beach.
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You want a towel?
How about an umbrella?
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00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,009
I'll get you some sunscreen.
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00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,812
What I'm goin' for
is you're in a sand trap
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and there's a lotta
sand at the beach.
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00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,518
I don't know what's
more embarrassing,
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your insults or your game.
238
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,690
Maybe neither of them
is more embarrassing.
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00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,358
So there.
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00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,501
Damn! Where did my game go?
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00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,336
Well, maybe your game
is beach volleyball.
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00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,039
Say hi to Hasselhoff for me.
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00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,609
Do you see where I'm goin'
there? David Hasselhoff?
244
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,378
He played a lifeguard
that worked at the beach and--
245
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,381
Uh, anyway, I won.
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00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,050
Whoo hoo!
247
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:37,156
So I buy her breakfast and
she gives me the ticket anyways.
248
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:38,691
Eggs or pancakes?
249
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,760
Doesn't matter, does it?
250
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,063
I mean if it matters, she had
eggs on top of pancakes,
251
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,099
so she definitely should have
ripped up the ticket.
252
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,169
I thought I trained her
better than that.
253
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:53,973
I guess I could try talking to
her, get her to fix the ticket.
254
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:57,610
You know, if, uh...
255
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:01,213
I'll have three scrambled eggs
wrapped in a pancake.
256
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,123
Oh, hi, Karen. I'm just
doin' some shredding.
257
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:14,160
It sure is fun. But I'm all
outta stuff to shred.
258
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,462
Why don't you pass me
your ticket book.
259
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,164
We'll shred some
stuff in that.
260
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,132
I'm not shredding
Wanda's ticket.
261
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,801
What?
262
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,803
I didn't even
think of that.
263
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,437
But it's a good idea.
264
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,173
No.
265
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:30,943
And you still have a little bit
of bribe on your shirt there.
266
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,850
Oh, uh, here. Please,
young lady, take my seat.
267
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,418
Yeah, thanks.
268
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,121
Get it? You're a girl,
'cause ya lost to Lacey,
269
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,456
which would be something
a little girl would do.
270
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,458
Don't be so insulting.
BRENT:
Thank you.
271
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,861
He's just a little
girl who lost to me.
272
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,362
Whoo hoo!
273
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,665
Yeah, very mature.
Can I just order, please?
274
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:56,168
Of course. Today the special
is the ladies platter
275
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:59,371
and that comes with a
side of whoo-hoo-hoo!
276
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,474
I'll pass. I'll just have
a chili cheese dog, thanks.
277
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,610
I'll have what she's havin'.
278
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,280
Hello?
279
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,015
Hi. Is Emma there?
280
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,784
No, she's out somewhere.
281
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,653
Just tell her that Lloyd
from the Bed Shoppe called,
282
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,623
and I have an amazindeal on
some matching end tables
283
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,225
for her new bed.
284
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,527
Did you say Lloyd?
285
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,163
That's it? She won't budge?
286
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,332
She's not as flexible
as I am.
287
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,301
You sucked a pancake full
of eggs out of me
288
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,503
under the false pretence
of fixing my ticket.
289
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,005
That's extortion.
290
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,307
As someone who bribes,
I should know.
291
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:39,211
And as someone who accepts
bribes, I understand.
292
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,680
You took my innocent
little bribe
293
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,716
and turned it into
something sleazy.
294
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,217
Don't worry.
295
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:48,187
Karen's bound to slip up
sooner or later.
296
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:52,391
And when she does, someone will
probably tell us about it.
297
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:55,027
Or...
298
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,563
we could be there
when it happens.
299
00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,499
Ooo, that's a
good idea, too.
300
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,004
Hey Brent, I can't
find my nail polish.
301
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,039
Could I borrow yours?
302
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,075
It's a long way to come
for such a lame joke.
303
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,411
Yeah. Well, it's kinda
slow over there.
304
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,714
Yeah, Brent, relax. Don't get
your knickers in a knot.
305
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:18,217
Boys wear knickers.
306
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,620
Yeah, but Brent's would
probably be pink and girlie.
307
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,155
Okay, you know what?
308
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,324
I challenge both of
you to a rematch.
309
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:28,027
I'll kick both your
sorry butts, or arses,
310
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:32,531
and then you can both clam up
because you'll see I have game.
311
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,868
Dammit! I swear I used
to have game.
312
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,822
What's that? You were you
saying something about a river?
313
00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:00,125
You were going to cry me
a river? Was that it?
314
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,995
I was sayin' there's a--
Oh, shut up, Hank.
315
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:06,031
Patrol car's outta gas.
Can you fill it up?
316
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,567
Well, that's weird. I just
filled it up yesterday.
317
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,607
And while you're there, can
you pick up some mouthwash?
318
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,878
Hello?
319
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,247
DAVIS:
The blue bird has
flown the coop.
320
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,916
What?
321
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:27,119
Karen's on her way,
and I got her wallet.
322
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,591
Ah, yes, there we go.
323
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,660
The old game's comin' back.
324
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,030
Still, I kinda miss all your
hilarious, witty comments.
325
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,732
I'm workin' on it.
326
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,400
Lorie Kane.
327
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,169
You mean Lorie Kane,
world class golf champion?
328
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,871
I panicked. You rushed me.
329
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,640
I prefer to let my game
do the talkin'.
330
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,547
Your game just said,
"You suck."
331
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,150
Hi.
332
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,888
What? Is something wrong?
333
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,590
Lloyd called.
334
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,891
Who's Lloyd?
335
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,027
You know, Lloyd,
from the Bed Shoppe.
336
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,661
Oh, I wonder
what he wanted.
337
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,665
He was keen to talk to
you. But we ended up
havin' a little chat.
338
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,667
Yeah, he is cute, isn't he?
339
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,202
What?
340
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,973
I'm just saying he's
good looking. I wouldn't
dream about him.
341
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,576
Oh, okay, I dreamt about him,
but just once.
342
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:28,180
I was just going to say we had
a chat about end tables.
343
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,883
That's what I meant. Soup?
344
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,758
BRENT:
You know, you might want to save
your distraction techniques
345
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,760
for when I'm actually
teeing off.
346
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,130
I wasn't trying to distract you.
I was just clearin' my throat.
347
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,933
Yeah. I was just
practicin' my
crow sounds.
348
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,102
Just hit the ball.
349
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,780
What the hell are you doin'?
350
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,616
I'm doing a bear. I don't
know what she's doing.
351
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,188
Okay, that's forty bucks.
352
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:13,625
Too bad you don't
have your wallet.
What? Where's my--
353
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,695
Hey, how did you know
I forgot my wallet?
354
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,965
I saw it in your eyes.
355
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:23,135
You looked walletless.
356
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,937
Tell you what.
357
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:29,174
I'm gonna give ya free gas
and you rip up my ticket.
358
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,478
Or I could just pay you
with this spare money
359
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,113
I keep in my boot.
360
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,714
What are you, a pirate?
361
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,450
Ah-hah!
No, no, no, no.
362
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,153
Trying to get away with
some free gas, were we?
363
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,655
You were you going
to entrap me,
364
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,725
to extort me into turning a
blind eye to the bribery.
365
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,461
Real nice, guys.
366
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,764
Ow-oow! Police brutality!
367
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,467
I'll forget about it if
you rip up my ticket.
368
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,470
Okay, I'll pay
for the ticket.
369
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,472
And I'll pay for lunch.
370
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,475
I'll have the most expensive
thing on the menu.
371
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,746
You Lloyd?
372
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,248
Yes, I am.
373
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,317
I'm Oscar Leroy.
Stay outta my wife's head.
374
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,486
Oscar, we spoke
on the phone.
375
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,189
I should have known it
was you by your strong,
376
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,758
intelligent voice.
377
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,527
I got lamps for
the end tables.
378
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,095
What are you doin'?
379
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,331
This bed has caused us
nothing but trouble.
I'm sending it back.
380
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,301
No. If this is about Lloyd,
I took care of it.
381
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,303
Are you sure?
382
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,405
Yup. He's a good guy.
383
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,341
And he knows a good lookin'
woman when he sees one.
384
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,310
Come on, let's
fire this puppy up.
385
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,682
Oh, that's new.
386
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,519
Geez, it's windy. I better
hold down my skirt.
387
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,556
Well, I don't know whether
to putt or paint my nails.
388
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,225
Just finish it.
389
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,727
There are two kinds of
people in this world,
390
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,864
girls who lose to me and
other girls who lose to me
391
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,732
and who are actually girls.
392
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:03,235
You know, you're only one
stroke ahead of me.
393
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,337
You could miss
this and I'd win.
394
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,940
Yeah, like that's gonna
happen, Mr. Burrows.
395
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,741
Do it!
396
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,249
Dang, what happened there?
397
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,218
I'm never gonna
sink that in two.
398
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,320
Whoo hoo! I win!
399
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,855
In your face!
400
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,558
In both your faces.
I win! Whoo hoo!
401
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,560
So you lost to
Lacey again.
402
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,263
That must really get
your panties in a bunch.
403
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:34,266
A little. But it doesn't
feel as bad as it sounds.
404
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:37,169
The important thing is,
Hank lost to Lacey.
405
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,544
Mm, hang on Hank,
that's my other line.
406
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,079
Hello?
407
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,381
That's pretty annoying,
isn't it?
408
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:00,325
Soothopedic mattress.
409
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,094
Huh!
410
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:12,137
I still don't understand
what changed your mind.
411
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,140
Stupid fancy doodads.
412
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:22,481
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00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:27,319
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414
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:34,326
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I just don't know ♪
415
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:42,934
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416
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,672
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
417
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,840
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418
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:52,144
♪ I don't know
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419
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:56,181
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420
00:21:56,348 --> 00:22:00,185
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