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LACEY:
What's this Mayor Challenge?
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Ah, Fitzy's lookin' for ways
to put Dog River on the map.
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Yeah, whenever election
time rolls around,
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he starts to pretend
he cares.
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How can you guys
be so cyclical?
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That's cynical.
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Maybe he meant we talk in
circles. We do that sometimes.
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Yeah, Wanda.
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If you weren't so cyclical,
you'd know that.
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So let me tell you my idea.
It's kinda big.
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Wait. Why don't you think about
it before you say it out loud.
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Okay, I'll think about it.
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Okay, I thought about it.
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You know how in Regina they have
all those painted pig statues
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and Toronto has all those
painted statues of mooses?
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Moose?
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No, there's more than one.
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Well, anyway, I was thinkin',
uh, you know,
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we should do the
same thing here.
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Do what, confuse plurals?
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Yeah. No.
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No, we should get local
people to paint statues
of prairie dogs.
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You know, I hate to say it, but
I think Hank is on to something.
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Me too. Good job, Hank.
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Yeah. That's the best idea
you've ever had.
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Really? You like it?
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Mm--no. But it's the best idea
you've ever had.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Since when do we have to
meet the mayor at eight
in the morning?
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He's in campaign mode.
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He's different when
he's campaigning.
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He's a feral beast,
a hunter, a shark,
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an uncaring eating machine.
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No one's even
running against him.
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Just remember,
we're part of the team.
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We're the police.
We should be separate.
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Are you a spy?
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For who? No one's
running against him.
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I'm keepin' an eye on you.
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Quinton, Pelly.
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What's the word
on the streets?
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Don't you mean "street"?
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I haven't heard anything, Sir.
This election is yours.
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I guess my strategy of no one
running against me is working.
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Hey, I got an idea for
improvin' the town.
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You're moving?
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Geez, I don't normally slam
Hank, but it's just so easy.
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Just let me
tell ya my idea.
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Sorry, I'm kinda busy.
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Wow. Maybe everyone
in town's right,
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this is just a cyclical ploy.
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Don't you mean cynical?
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If it means it happens
every election, it actually
is cyclical.
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Maybe we should
hear him out.
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If we pretend to listen
to the common man,
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it could put us over the top.
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Over the top of what?
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So that's your big idea to
put Dog River on the map,
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a casino?
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People love them.
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They got the machines that
go bing, bing, bing,
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guys in the vests,
Ringette wheels.
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A casino's a bad idea.
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Name one bad thing
about casinos.
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People become problem gamblers
and lose all their money.
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problem solved. See?
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You just don't think
things through.
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That would explain
the ring on my finger.
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And everyone gets to paint
'em, just like in Toronto
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with the moose, uh, mooses.
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You know, of all the ideas
I've heard,
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yours is the first.
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Let's do it.
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Really?
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I'm gonna order some
big gophers to paint.
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I said prairie dogs.
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And-and I want 'em
to be regular size.
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But they'll
only be this big.
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That's what I want.
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Now, how do we keep them
from squirming around?
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I think they're statues.
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Good. Problem solved.
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I've got a good idea for
the Mayor's Challenge.
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But I've got a reputation as a--
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Curmudgeonly coot?
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No.
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A fly-off-the-handle crank?
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No.
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Mm, a lovable eccentric?
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What was the first one?
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What's your idea?
Oh. It's that we get a casino.
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But Fitzy won't listen to me,
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so if you tell him it's your
idea, he might do it.
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There's one problem.
I don't want a casino here.
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You're not listening.
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You just have to pretend
that you want it.
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Uh-huh.
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Maybe we should build
a subway system,
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or a series of canals.
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I could drive a gondola.
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You mean like a gondolier?
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No, like a regular-size gondola.
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What about a casino?
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A regular-size one?
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It's Lacey's idea. She says
we should build a casino.
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Really? That doesn't sound
like something Lacey would say.
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In fact, just the other day...
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Hey, Lacey, you wanna play
some pinochle for matchsticks?
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Uh, how many matchsticks?
Is it legal?
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Maybe we shouldn't.
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It could lead to pennies
and then who knows what.
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No. This is a bad idea.
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She's not exactly
Doyle Bronson.
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No, she's really into it.
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She wanted me to tell the mayor,
but he won't listen to me.
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A casino's a bad idea. It leads
to crime and poverty,
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mediocre magicians,
lame hypnotists.
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Yeah.
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So which one of you
is gonna go tell him?
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I know Brent and Wanda
wanted to be here
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to present their idea of
building the casino--
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Oscar, I'm in the
middle of a campaign.
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Please, shut up.
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Don't you tell my
husband to shut up.
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Yeah, you can't mouth
off at me like that.
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He just told you
to shut up.
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I haven't got time for this.
I've got a press conference.
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First of all,
welcome to the press,
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and to my fellow citizens,
and especially Hank,
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who had this great idea
to paint big gophers.
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I think he wanted
prairie dogs.
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Yeah, regular size.
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The mayor doesn't have time
to second guess his decision.
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He didn't even first
guess his decision.
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Well, he can't.
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He's a tiger, a scorpion,
a thing with horns.
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Hank's right. It should be
regular sized gophers.
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No, no, prairie dogs.
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Prairie dogs? You're crazy.
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Prairie dogs make sense.
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They should just be
big prairie dogs.
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Look, to make everyone happy,
I'm ordering a crate
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of fibreglass gophers
and prairie dogs,
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big and small.
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But don't worry,
they're statues,
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so they'll be much easier
to paint.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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I also have an announcement
to make.
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I'll be running for mayor,
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on the platform of bringing
a casino to Dog River.
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Big or small?
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Can we paint it?
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I'm already sorry I did this.
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Okay, bye.
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That was my sister, you know
the one I never talk about?
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Sure. I remember you
not mentioning her.
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Yeah. Well, she works
for Canada AM ,
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and she wants some people
in town to be interviewed
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by the show about this whole
prairie dog thing.
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Really?
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Wow, that network will
put anything on the air.
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It seems a little town
in Saskatchewan
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is in the middle
of an election.
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The hot button issue,
prairie dogs versus gophers.
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With a story like that,
you know the fur's gonna fly.
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We're joined now by some
folks from Dog River.
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Let's start with Hank Yarbo.
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Hank, when you proposed
this idea, is it fair to say
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that people didn't "gopher" it?
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Uh, no, they liked the idea.
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Okay. No, but did
they "gopher" it?
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Yes, they went
for it, Seemiss.
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But what's all the fuss?
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Are gophers and prairie dogs
that different?
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Well, from a taxonomy
point of view,
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prairie dogs are members
of the squirrel family,
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while gophers are members
of the family Geomyidae.
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Of course, I don't
want to get into
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a big discourse on morphology.
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Oh, would that we could.
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Emma Leroy, you're
running for mayor.
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Now what's your position
on gophers and prairie dogs?
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Oh, I don't have one.
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I'm running on a platform of
bringing a casino to Dog River.
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Why do you want
I don't.
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Uh, the mayor told
my husband to shut up.
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Well, thanks.
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It sounds like a
whale of a tale.
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No, Beverly. You see, all my
puns had to do with gophers.
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Oh, lighten up, "Seemiss".
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Fun facts about Greek
vacations, coming up next.
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Oh, uh, did you know that
the national anthem of Greece
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has 158 verses?
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Just puttin' it out there.
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Can I get a
campaign donation?
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How much?
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Oh, I don't know,
like ten grand.
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Hey, Wanda.
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Hey. So...?
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So...?
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So, what did you think
of the show?
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The show.
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Well, I-I thought
the show was good.
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You know, Emma seemed
reasonable and confident.
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Hank, you were a little crazy,
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and you came off
as very knowledgeable.
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Did you actually watch the show
or are you bluffing
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based on the stuff you think
you already know about us?
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How did I do?
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Spot on.
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Ten grand isn't that much.
The jet fuel alone is--
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No.
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Licence and registration, Ma'am.
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What's this about?
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Are you trying to
intimidate me?
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You're messing with forces,
powerful forces.
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Ya play with fire,
it'll bite ya.
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What are you doing, Davis?
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She was speeding.
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I was parked.
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She was loitering.
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I'm sorry, Emma. I don't know
what got into him.
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Thanks, Karen.
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Thanks, Sergeant Stupid.
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I'm lettin' you off
with a warning.
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Is that Fitzy lurking?
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You just ticked off
the rhinoceros.
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Are you Brent Leroy?
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I wish.
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Okay, yes I am.
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Rob Bennett. I represent
the Pump 'N Go chain.
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No, you don't.
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A little marshmallow guy
ridin' a doughnut represents
the Pump 'N Go chain.
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That's an oil filter
riding on a tire.
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Oh, okay.
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Because I always thought,
"A black doughnut.
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What's that about?"
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This prairie dog,
gopher thing,
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it's really startin'
to take off.
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Corner Gas is poised to do
some serious business here.
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We'd like to help you
take it to the next level,
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by having you join
the Pump 'N Go family.
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Well, I don't know.
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This business has been in
our family for a lot of years.
251
00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,203
You know, I totally understand.
252
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,873
Think it over.
253
00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,409
Here's our offer.
254
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,514
Did you forget
a decimal point?
255
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,249
There is no decimal
point, Brent.
256
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,418
Wow, that is a
lot of money.
257
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:55,755
Mind you, I'd probably have to
change this patch on my shirt.
258
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,423
You get a whole new shirt.
259
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,392
Holy crap! Really?
260
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,432
You can't sell Corner Gas.
261
00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,801
Yeah. Why would you want
a wad of cash
262
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,737
when you can have a gas station
with Hank in it?
263
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:13,439
This is a big decision, Brent.
264
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,442
It's not just chili cheese dog
or no chili cheese dog.
265
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,244
That's no decision.
Chili cheese dog.
266
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:19,745
Think about it, Wanda.
267
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:23,549
If Brent sells, you'll
have to wear one of them
Pump 'N Go uniforms.
268
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,586
Brent, you can't sell
the gas station.
269
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,622
It's a job that I love!
270
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,624
By the way, I can't work
tomorrow.
271
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,492
I've gotta talk
to Seamus and Bev.
272
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:34,627
Bev?
273
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:38,597
You're on a first syllable
basis with Bev?
274
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,500
Man, I wish I never had
this prairie dog idea.
275
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,637
Hank, you shouldn't feel guilty
because you had a good idea.
276
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,973
You should feel shocked
or bewildered, but not guilty.
277
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,476
Have you talked to
your dad about this?
278
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,178
It was his gas station too.
279
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,680
Maybe he has some sentimental
attachment to it.
280
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,782
Oh. I never thought of that.
281
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,517
How dare you!
282
00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:01,220
How dare you keep
the Pump 'N Go people waiting!
283
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,955
Sell it! Sell it now!
284
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,557
Get them on the phone!
285
00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,058
What do you think, Mom?
286
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,593
It's not my business.
287
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,563
I don't mean that in a
none of my business sense.
288
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,031
The business literally
isn't mine.
289
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,666
Hey, shouldn't you
be out campaigning?
290
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,301
Why? I don't want to win.
291
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,669
Oh.
292
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:19,572
Maybe I'll meet that Pump 'N Go
muffin with the hula hoop.
293
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,541
It's an oil filter on a tire.
Don't you know anything?
294
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,276
It's time for
our weekly look
295
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,479
at all things Dog River
with Wanda Dollard.
296
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,514
Hi, Wanda.
Hey, Bev.
297
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,015
It's Beverly.
298
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,517
Hiya Shamey.
299
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,018
Oh, Wanda.
300
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,821
You are a delight.
301
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,389
But back to Dog River.
302
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,826
I understand you had a
very special visitor
come to town this week.
303
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:43,763
Mr. Prime Minister, what do you
make of this controversy?
304
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:47,199
Now, look. I like prairie dogs
and I like gophers.
305
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,702
But, sadly, neither were
given the respect they deserve
306
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,337
under the previous
Liberal Government.
307
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,039
If you had to choose one,
which would it be?
308
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,342
Well, I guess I'd pick
prairie dogs.
309
00:12:57,309 --> 00:13:01,046
No, no, gophers.
I meant to say gophers.
310
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,582
That's the first time a
sitting Prime Minister
311
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:07,553
has visited Dog River since
Diefenbaker, in 1963.
312
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,321
Really? That's great, Wanda.
313
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,357
Both Conservative Prime
Ministers from the West.
314
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,659
Well, we'll check in
with you next week.
315
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,561
Oh. But I've got
more fun facts.
316
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,163
We know.
317
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,367
My polling's got me
at 12 percent.
318
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,535
Your polling?
319
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,770
Well, I just asked a
couple people, but, yeah.
320
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,771
Ah.
321
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:26,839
Hey,
322
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,707
I'm glad you're here.
323
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,076
I'm selling Corner Gas.
324
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:35,080
What? This is terrible!
It-it's awful!
325
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:38,384
I'm-I'm gonna be sick
to my stomach!
326
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,586
Well, I won't have
what he's having.
327
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,858
Welcome back to Canada AM .
328
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:49,328
So we go now to Dog River
for the election results
with Wanda Dollard.
329
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,763
Well, it's official.
330
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,999
Emma Leroy is the new
Mayor of Dog River.
331
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,702
So the casino idea was
obviously popular?
332
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:59,171
No. It's just the big gopher,
little gopher,
333
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,207
big prairie dog,
little prairie dog votes
334
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,675
all cancelled each other out.
335
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,544
What will Emma Leroy bring
to the office of Mayor?
336
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,812
Honesty.,
337
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,715
She openly ran on a platform
that she didn't believe in,
338
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:11,884
and that stuck
a chord with voters.
339
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,552
They knew what they
weren't getting.
340
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,020
Thanks for this, Wanda.
341
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,922
And, um, nice shirt,
by the way.
342
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,125
Thanks, Shamey.
343
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,727
Beverly.
344
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:28,734
Well, it looks like
the shark lost its bite,
345
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:34,440
the tiger lost its stripes,
the unicorn lost its... corn.
346
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:37,443
I thought his concession
speech was very brave.
347
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,512
You're all rubes, rubes!
348
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:43,949
Well, you won't have Old
Fitzy to kick around.
349
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,259
Could someone give me a boost?
350
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,630
Come in.
351
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,098
Hi, Emma.
352
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,733
Oh, hi, Karen.
353
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,534
Congratulations, Emma.
354
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,604
That's Mayor Leroy to you.
355
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,575
Here's the cheque.
356
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,511
Oh.
357
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,481
I-I thought it would be bigger,
like one of these deals.
358
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,983
Great. Well, we're done.
359
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,551
Well, better get at it.
360
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,788
I'm gonna work harder for you
than I ever did for myself.
361
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,390
That's actually not saying much.
362
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,059
Actually, your services
won't be needed.
363
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,460
What?
364
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,297
But you said your stores were
operated by previous owners.
365
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:34,199
Meet the new manager of
the Dog River Pump 'N Go.
366
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,002
Have a nice day, jackass.
367
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:43,809
And so I've decided to promote
Karen to Chief of Police.
368
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,377
Oh, wow!
369
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,479
Emma, I-I-I don't
know what to say.
370
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,616
Say she's crazy and you
can't accept the position.
371
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,785
Stand down, Constable.
372
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,654
You should work out just fine.
373
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,023
Well, what's gonna
happen to me?
374
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,527
She's so beautiful.
Aww.
375
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,062
Thank you, Emma.
376
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,331
You're welcome.
377
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,999
No, not that.
378
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,670
So, you're from
Dog River, huh?
379
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,173
Dog River!
380
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,675
What did ya do that for?
381
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,548
I guess I'm retired now.
382
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,051
I finally get a chance to sit
back and read some comic books.
383
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,854
Yeah. Take a few years off,
384
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:32,091
then get yourself a
green hat and start
being cranky to people.
385
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,159
I have no choice.
It's genetic.
386
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,828
I'm kinda worried
about Wanda, though.
387
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,564
I don't know what she'll do
without the gas station.
388
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,033
And filling in for the
vacationing Beverly Thomson
389
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,735
is Wanda Dollard. Hi, Wanda.
390
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,403
Thanks, Shamey.
391
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,339
Wow, that tie really
brings out your eyes.
392
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,078
Today, my exclusive interview
393
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,680
with Former President
Bill Clinton.
394
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,116
Uh, I'm not on vacation.
395
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,184
Security.
396
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,390
Well, I guess this is as good
a time as any to tell you.
397
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,759
I'm selling too.
398
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,260
What?
399
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,929
Pump 'N Go gave me
a really big cheque.
400
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,098
Oh, I knew they had those.
401
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,067
So you're loaded too.
This is great.
402
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,202
Grab a green hat,
we'll hang out together.
403
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,804
I can't.
404
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,907
I'm going back to Toronto.
405
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,176
I'm going to open up
a restaurant there.
406
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,644
What? When?
407
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,179
Today.
408
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,781
You're opening a
restaurant today?
409
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,916
No, I'm leaving today.
410
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:34,753
Well, and you were
gonna tell me...?
411
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:35,988
Now.
412
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:39,124
Remember, I just said now
is as good a time as any?
413
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,993
Oh, yeah, right.
414
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,129
I-I have a hard time
with chronology.
415
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,134
This is all my fault.
416
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,503
If I hadn't had this
prairie dog idea,
417
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,005
none of this woulda happened.
418
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,640
Aw, don't say that, Hank.
419
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,909
We're all thinkin' it,
but don't say it.
420
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,278
♪ Hey, it's me
What a big surprise ♪
421
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,946
I'm gonna miss you, Hank.
422
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:04,616
♪ Calling you up from a
restaurant around the bend ♪
423
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,655
Bye, Lacey.
424
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,791
♪ Just got in from
way up North... ♪
425
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:18,464
Goodbye, you jackass.
426
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,233
Goodbye, Lacey.
427
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,670
♪ Might be a fool ♪
Bye, Mayor Leroy.
428
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,974
♪ To think that you do
want to see me again ♪
429
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,876
I guess this is it.
430
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,211
Yeah.
431
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:39,151
♪ I know it's been a while
since I talked to you ♪
432
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:43,755
♪ Nothing wrong, just nothin'
ever goes as planned ♪
433
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,296
♪ Many times
I've thought I'd call ♪
434
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:55,200
♪ Didn't have your number
in my hand ♪
435
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,808
♪ I know it's true ♪
436
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:08,413
♪ You'd never do
the same thing to me ♪
437
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:16,021
♪ I never meant
to make you cry ♪
438
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:23,929
♪ And though I know
I shouldn't call ♪
439
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,632
♪ It just reminds us
of the cost... ♪
440
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,234
Well, don't just stand
there lookin' like a tool.
441
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,873
Well, don't just stand
there lookin' like a tool.
442
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,542
Huh? What?
443
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,945
We wanted you to think about
your idea before you told us.
444
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,947
Not just stand there
staring into space
445
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,249
and then start humming
a Blue Rodeo song.
446
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,351
Oh, wow.
447
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,655
So-so does this mean
Lacey hasn't moved away
448
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,724
and-and Wanda, you're not
co-hosting Canada AM ?
449
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,259
That's right, Dorothy.
450
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:57,429
Oh, but tonight I am filling
in for Lloyd Robertson.
451
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,765
Why would Wanda
co-host Canada AM ?
452
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:02,067
Well, because your sister's
a producer on it.
453
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,769
Now, that is very interesting,
454
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,405
considering I don't have
a sister.
455
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,874
Are you sure? Because Hank
did daydream it.
456
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,809
Or...
457
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,778
is this the dream?
458
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,783
It's real.
459
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,956
I'm just glad my idea didn't
actually tear the town apart.
460
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,591
What was your idea, Hank?
461
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,727
And don't think about
it before you tell us.
462
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,596
Oh, okay.
463
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,932
I-I thought maybe we could
put statues of prairie dogs
464
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,602
around Dog River and
paint them like the mooses--
465
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,272
I mean moose--in Toronto
or the cows in Calgary.
466
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,773
That's not a bad idea.
467
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,309
Every home and business
could have their own gopher.
468
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,645
No, he said prairie dogs.
Technically they're different.
469
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,447
Giant prairie dogs
would be cool.
470
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,915
Or giant gophers.
471
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,084
No, I was thinking
small, actual size.
472
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,287
Are you nuts? Big gophers.
Small prairie dogs.
473
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,822
I'm with Emma.
474
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,590
Oh, man, it's happenin' again.
475
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,093
It's happening again!
476
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,329
Whoa, is he okay?
477
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,632
Do you think we should
go after him?
478
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,634
He seems really worked up.
479
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,303
Hey, is that banana loaf?
Oh, yeah.
480
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,971
You guys want some?
481
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,473
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, sure,
482
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,210
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484
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485
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,451
♪ I don't know the same things
you don't know ♪
486
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:33,792
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
487
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:42,768
♪ It's a great big place ♪
488
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,305
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
489
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,707
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
490
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,010
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
491
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:56,181
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
492
00:21:56,281 --> 00:22:00,152
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Visit us at cornergas.com
493
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,156
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494
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:08,026
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