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Yep, Owl Lake National Park,
three days.
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It's gonna be great.
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I don't think of you
as outdoorsy.
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What? I'm outdoorsy.
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I go out doors, in doors,
through doors, I'm crazy doorsy.
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We go every year.
We love it.
Me and the boy.
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Yeah, we love to camp,
me and the dad.
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That doesn't have the
ring of truth to it.
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Okay, Mom makes us.
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There's the ring.
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DAVIS:
Goin' to Owl Lake?
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Yeah, it's kind of
a father-son thing.
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Wish I could go
to Owl Lake.
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Well, you can.
Just not with us.
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What's that?
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Davis is trying to worm his
way in on our camping trip.
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I think it would
be a nice idea.
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We'd be happy to have ya.
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Really?
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No. Mom's makin' us.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Whoa.
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Hey, check it out.
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I'm not looking. Last time
you said, "Check this out,"
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you had a boil on your neck.
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No. Look.
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Every morning I get up and
do my hair and it looks bad,
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so I put on the hat.
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But not today.
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Today, my hair looks good.
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Hmm, not bad.
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Wait.
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Are you saying that you've
had a bad hair day
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every day for 20 years?
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At least.
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Why do you think I always
got that hat on my head?
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To muffle the voices?
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Ah, I feel free
and hatless!
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Today I'm gonna live!
Whoo-ooo, hoo-hoo!
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♪ Good hair day ♪
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Geez, Dad, you call this a knot?
It's barely a tangle.
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It's the one where the
bunny goes down the hole.
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It's a sailor's knot.
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Why would a sailor's knot
have a bunny in it?
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There's no bunnies
on the open sea.
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It's like a pet.
The bunny goes
down the hole.
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It's a snake. And it goes around
the tree and under the fence.
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You're out of your mind.
Here, give it.
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Get off me. I'll do it.
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It's nice to see you two having
a little father-son time.
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Nice as in heart warming
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or nice as in gladiator
blood sport?
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A little of both.
Heart warming blood sport.
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Where's Davis?
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Oh, maybe Davis won't come.
We should go without Davis.
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Now you're talkin'. Shove your
bunny down the hole. Let's go.
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Oh, don't go without Davis.
You guys will have fun.
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Hey, look.
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I brought a waffle iron.
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Well, try to have fun, anyway.
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Tuna melt and
coleslaw to go.
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I'm runnin' the place
while Brent's gone,
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so busy, busy, busy.
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Busy, busy, busy?
What?
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It is hardly busy enough
over there for one busy,
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let alone three busys.
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It's crazy busy.
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I woulda said four
or five busys,
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but I don't have that
kinda time. Too busy.
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You have been sitting here
for the last 15 minutes
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reading the menu, Miss Busy.
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I suppose you have it harder?
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Hmm.
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Was that last order fries
or fries and gravy?
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I serve more than fries here.
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Hey, Lacey, can
I get some fries?
Just a minute.
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I run a full service
dining establishment.
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Dining establishment?
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You're just above a greasy
spoon. Maybe an eatery.
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Oh-ho, this is an eatery.
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Look at all these people,
eatering.
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It's a lot harder
than being a gas jockey.,
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I wouldn't know.
I'm not a gas jockey.
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No, you're a gas
jockey's assistant.
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If I could just
get the fries.
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I'm in charge while Davis
is gone, so busy, busy, busy.
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See ya.
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Bye.
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DAVIS:
This is gonna be great!
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Uh-huh.
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We don't have to make waffles
the first night.
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The first night we
can have beans.
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In the morning
we can have waffles.
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I brought maple syrup. But I
didn't bring blueberry syrup,
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because I thought, camping,
we're roughin' it.
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We're not going
camping, ya jackass.
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Huh?
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He said we're not going camping,
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and then he called you
a jackass.
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But you said we
were going camping.
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We're wearing
camping clothes.
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Do you really think we'd
go camping, together,
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with each other?
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Who do you think we are,
Opie and... Opie's dad,
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Dave Sheriff, Matlock?
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But I'm wearing
my camping hat.
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What can I get ya?
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I'll have a, uh--
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Wait a minute,
what are you doin'?
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Lacey and I were arguing
over whose job is harder,
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so we switched.
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You mean like on Gilligan's
Island or somethin'?
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No, not like on
Gilligan's Island .
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They didn't have jobs
on Gilligan's Island .
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They did in that episode
where the Professor
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made a bamboo movie camera
and Ginger made a movie.
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An actor's a job. So's a
bamboo movie camera maker.
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Aw, Hank, grow up.
An actor's not a job.
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Look, just tell me
what you want.
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All right, all right.
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One cheese sandwich.
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No, wait.
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That was the old Hank.
This is the new Hank.
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I gotta take a chance.
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I'll have a, um...
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a grilled cheese sandwich.
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♪ Good hair day ♪
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Why would you play such
a mean trick on me?
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It's not a trick on you.
It's a trick on Emma.
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You just got in the way.
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Mom makes us do this
trip every year.
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Finally, we
got sick of it.
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So now we just go into the city,
split up, each do our own thing.
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The fact that it's a
trick on you too is just
the silver lining.
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What do you do in the city?
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I go to the library
and read magazines.
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I got my library
buddies there.
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Those guys are hobos.
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Hobos ride trains.
These guys are intellectuals.
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Roddy and Patches and Shy Pete.
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One guy's got a top hat
with no top in it.
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That's not a hobo?
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Ach!
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What about you?
What do you do in the city?
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Uh...
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Ha! The dark elf has
resisted your vorpal sword.
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Yeah? Well, I'll use
the Crystal of Xanith
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to weaken his magic armour.
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Huh? I'll show him
who's vorpal.
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I keep busy. The point is,
it's a system that works,
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and you've blown it.
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If Emma finds out, she'll
really make us go camping
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and that'll ruin our quality
time away from each other.
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Well, don't worry.
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I can keep a secret.
I'm good at secrets.
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Well, he missed big city life,
decided to go home.
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In the middle of the night,
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after he burned down
his own house.
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Dorkus here can't
keep a story straight.
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We need a plan.
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Look into your hearts.
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Just dig.
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But I don't like to dig.
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You're missin' the point. He
digs. That's the whole plan.
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I like to dig.
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What are we talkin' about?
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Look, there's only
one way out of this.
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We're gonna have to
actually go camping.
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Ya-aay!
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♪ Davis goes camping ♪
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The stupid birds
woke me up.
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Oh, oh, ow. Oh.
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Oh, man, that mattress
is like that thick.
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That thick if
ya lie on it.
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It's good for ya.
It's roughin' it.
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Cavemen slept on
better mattresses.
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Cavemen who came to visit
other cavemen got to sleep
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on better guest mattresses.
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Coffee?
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Now you're talkin'.
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This coffee looks
like a stick.
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Well, first we've got to
build a fire to boil the water
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and make the coffee.
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I'm goin' back to
my comfy mattress.
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Me too.
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Way to ruin the camping trip,
with camping.
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Fill her up?
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Oh, yeah, thanks, Brent.
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I mean, Wanda,
I mean, Lacey.
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Still no ball cap?
Yeah.
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Last night I realized, as
long as I don't go to bed,
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my good hair day never ends.
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Ah. Well, that's a
logical assumption.
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So you'll just
never sleep again?
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Well, it's either that or
go back in time,
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and I'm months away from
crackin' that nut.
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Oh, yeah, time travel,
that's a tough one.
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But not sleeping,
that's just a bad idea.
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At least I'm not
tradin' jobs with Wanda.
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That's a bad idea.
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No, it isn't.
Things are goin' well.
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Mmm, I'm glad you
traded jobs with Lacey.
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This is going well.
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Thanks.
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It's not so tough, really.
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You know the key
to good service?
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I was being sarcastic.
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Wrong. The key to good
customer service
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is to listen to the customer,
value their input.
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WOMAN:
Do you have any
decaf coffee?
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Yeah. It's called
tap water, princess,
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and you can get it at home.
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00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,869
Look, I don't want
to criticize, Wanda,
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but this macaroni and
cheese is really bland.
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That's why I keep
salt at the counter.
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And there's no salt.
Oh.
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Look, if you want some
help, I like to cook.
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I thought you were busy, busy,
busy, because Davis isn't here.
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I don't know if you've
noticed, Wanda,
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but Davis and I don't
really do anything.
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I picked up on that, yeah.
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Do we have to do this?
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The portage is half
the fun of canoeing.
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Really?
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You mean the whole thing's only
gonna be twice as fun as this?
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It's not much farther.
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How much farther is it, Oscar?
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Looking for these?
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Nice try.
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I wanna go to the library.
237
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I wanna see Shy Pete
and Scratchy.
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Who comes up
with these names?
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Oh, Shy Pete does.
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They call me Dimples.
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00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,433
Hey, Lacey.
Hey, Emma.
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00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,436
Hello?
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00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,772
Where's Wanda?
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I think she's next door.
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Typical.
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00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,778
You know, some of these
have three staples
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and some only have two.
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I need gas.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
251
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,821
Okay. I am on it.
252
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,222
Huh?
253
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,792
Why trade jobs?
254
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,027
That's the stupidest
thing you've ever done.
255
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,629
No, it isn't.
256
00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,831
Can you think of
something stupider?
257
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:41,333
Buy a pie, get a turtle?
258
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,136
They're cute.
They're babies.
259
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:47,273
You know, I think I'm gonna
rent the extended version
260
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,808
of Lord of the Rings .
261
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,943
The extra two hours
might be interesting.
262
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,049
Lots of things.
263
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,720
Well, that's weird. The little
numbers aren't moving.
264
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,589
Well, when's the last time
you checked the reservoir?
265
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,257
Huh?
266
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,793
The thing underground
that holds the gas.
267
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:12,798
Where did you think
the gas came from?
268
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,834
This part?
269
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:17,503
I'll go call
the truck for you.
270
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:18,971
Thanks.
271
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:22,141
Emma, could you show me
how Brent does his inventory,
272
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:25,277
because I'm sorta confused
about that.
273
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,613
Do you think there's
owls in these woods?
274
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,281
Who cares?
275
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,617
It's dangerous.
They're predators.
276
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,185
If you're a mouse.
277
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,689
Once they taste human flesh,
they lose all fear.
278
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:39,859
They don't eat human flesh.
Do they? Davis?
279
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,093
Well--
280
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,330
Why is this fire always
blowin' smoke in my eyes?
281
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,865
Because it hates you.
282
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,867
Let's just make
the best of it.
283
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,536
I'll go get some sticks,
we'll toast marshmallows.
284
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,304
Let's sing a round.
285
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:56,575
♪ One bottle of pop,
two bottle of pop,
three bottle of pop... ♪
286
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,711
And now, the Yellow Warbler.
287
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,785
Do you hear the difference
from the Eastern Warbler?
288
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,419
And the operator said to her,
289
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,588
"We've traced the call
and it's coming from"--
290
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,690
"Coming from inside the house."
291
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,661
Oh. You know that one too, eh?
292
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,565
Brent made a break
for it, didn't he?
293
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,167
He won't get far.
294
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,902
I got the car keys.
295
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:26,272
Good thinkin'.
296
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,041
Okay, this is a
repeat-after-me song.
297
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,744
♪ There was a bear... ♪
298
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:35,381
I can't believe we didn't
bring any booze.
299
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,917
Hank.
300
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,954
Hank!
Muffins!
301
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,924
Go home. Get some sleep.
302
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:48,093
Have a bath.
Have a series of baths.
303
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,163
Are ya nuts? I can't afford
to get my hair wet.
304
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,899
Hank, your hair is
all in your head.
305
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,468
It's a psychological thing.
306
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,238
It's one of your many
psychological things.
307
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:00,706
Ya think?
308
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,942
Yeah, maybe you're right.
309
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,244
I finished the
inventory manifests.
310
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,646
I just have to do
the purchase orders.
311
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,782
Aw, thanks, Emma.
312
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,123
I'll get it.
313
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,959
Hm? Oh.
314
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,127
No, you don't have to.
315
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,698
Ah, I let her help me out.
It fills her days.
316
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,436
Willie Nelson!
317
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:44,250
Do ya have to hit all
three sides of that thing?
318
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,285
Couldn't you at
least hit a biangle?
319
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,320
What time is it?
Six o'clock.
320
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,823
Really? It feels like morning.
321
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,492
I'm not gonna let you
waste a whole day again.
322
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,296
I've planned some activities.
First off, capture the flag.
323
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,932
Are those waffles?
324
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,634
Dibs!
325
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,803
Ahh!
326
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,805
Hey, you had two
the first time.
327
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,876
Davis!
328
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,548
Hey, my turn.
329
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,519
Davis!
330
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,988
BRENT:
I'm not touchin' ya,
ya can't do anything.
331
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,291
I'm not touchin' ya,
you can't do anything.
332
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,626
I'm not touchin' ya,
you can't do anything.
333
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,528
Davis!
334
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:35,534
He's makin' a
break for it.
335
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,539
Things seem to be
going well here.
336
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,542
Well, I adapt fast.
337
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,913
Adapt and overcome,
like a marine.
338
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,848
Here we are.
339
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:53,552
Eggs Florentine with
braised lamb shanks.
340
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,124
Well, marines don't do
their own cooking either.
341
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,428
Not so easy, is it,
smartypants?
342
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,863
Nothin' to it.
343
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,100
I mean, a couple of people
said they'd never be back,
344
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,603
but, uh, well, that's
the price of business.
345
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,707
So, how are things
where the real work is?
346
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,409
Corner Gas? Easy breezy.
347
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,112
I have got it humming
like clockwork.
348
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,449
When you restock the shelves,
put the older dry goods
349
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,418
to the front,
so they sell first.
350
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,887
Do you smell lamb?
351
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,224
Hey. Notice anything different?
352
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,959
Yeah, we know.
Good hair day.
353
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,261
No, no, not that.
I took your advice.
354
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,832
I went home, got some sleep,
took a shower and then...
355
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,600
no hat.
356
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,236
What about the second
shower I requested?
357
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,105
Well, things to do.
358
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,441
Hey, today is the first day
in the single journey
359
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,978
that begins with a step,
or however that goes.
360
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,747
Well, good for you.
361
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,584
Did his hair look
weird to you?
362
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,120
Like he combed it
with a blender.
363
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,662
Please let me go.
364
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,598
I want to go home.
365
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,600
I don't wanna wear
my camping hat.
366
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,168
What are we gonna do now?
367
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,937
If we go home early,
Emma will catch on
368
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,140
and it will ruin our
father-son-away-
from-each-other time.
369
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,244
What was your digging idea?
Maybe we should try that.
370
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:29,214
Look, I have a plan that doesn't
involve a shallow grave.
371
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:33,919
Sir Lightmage casts a
magic missile at the ogre.
372
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,387
Hey, guys.
373
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,457
This is Shy Pete.
374
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,659
You gonna eat that?
375
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,796
It's dice.
376
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,867
Hey, Emma.
Hey, Karen.
377
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,369
Chili cheese dog?
378
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:53,172
Why would I want a
chili cheese dog?
379
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,208
I don't know. For some reason
I thought you would. Hmm.
380
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,877
Lacey's been working me
like a rented mule.
381
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,880
I didn't realize how hard
it was to run that place.
382
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,683
It can't be that hard.
Oscar used to do it.
383
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,185
That's what I thought.
384
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,920
Okay, well, take a break.
385
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:11,690
Let me tempt you with some of
my famous avocado tuna sashimi.
386
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,893
Oh, Karen. Just because you
can't cook regular food
387
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,563
doesn't mean you have to
change the menu all around.
388
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,565
Hey, don't insult
my cooking.
389
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,367
At least I'm not over
there being a gas jockey.
390
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,269
You think it's so easy?
391
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,038
You can't just
switch jobs.
392
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,973
She insulted me.
393
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,209
Oh, don't be childish.
What's next?
394
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,244
A Ginger movie
made out of bamboo?
395
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,412
What?
396
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,515
Duty calls.
397
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,519
How many kinds of
meatloaf should I make?
398
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,861
Ow!
399
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,236
Ow!
400
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,474
How's the meatloaf?
401
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,244
Good. But I ordered
a cheeseburger.
402
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,879
Well, eat the meatloaf.
403
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,749
Can I have some pie?
Finish the meatloaf first.
404
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,751
Emma, I'm new to the
restaurant business.
405
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:16,455
But if you let people choose
what they want to eat
406
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,290
they get less pouty and huffy.
407
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,292
I made five different
meat loaves.
408
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,895
They're not gonna
go to waste.
409
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,264
Wanda, I broke the foamy.
410
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,765
It's called a squeegee.
411
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,935
I broke the foamy on
the squeegee. Do you
have another one?
412
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,670
What's wrong with my meatloaf?
413
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,239
It's in the storeroom
behind the cleaning supplies.
414
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,275
Corner Gas has a storeroom?
415
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,244
I want you to know
I put the hat back on.
416
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,313
Your meatloaf's good. But
I wanted a cheeseburger.
417
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,915
Actually, I heard
there was sashimi,
418
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,550
but it's not on the menu.
419
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,952
I can do sashimi.
Did you get another squeegee?
420
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,321
I got a guy who needs
his windows squeeged.
421
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,424
You can't force a good hair day.
That's-that's what I learned.
422
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,159
I'll get another squeegee.
423
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,095
No fair. If you go help Karen,
who's gonna help me?
424
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,597
I'll help you.
425
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,699
So it's decided.
The hat stays on.
426
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,401
Can I get you
anything else?
427
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,469
Do you have sashimi?
Eat your meatloaf.
428
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,171
I love and respect ya all.
429
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,807
Does pie still
come with turtles?
430
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,020
And?
431
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,923
And so forth?
432
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,759
And I'm better at
my job than you are.
433
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,728
Actually, I'm better
at Wanda's job
434
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,231
and Karen's better at Lacey's.
435
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,368
Not important.
436
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,804
Hey, we're back.
437
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,372
Did ya bring me anything?
438
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,707
No.
439
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,375
Ah, I've lost interest.
440
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,377
Ah, the great outdoors,
441
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,213
where we just returned
from camping.
442
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,382
We were outdoors
the whole time.
443
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,885
How was it?
BRENT:
Excellent.
444
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:57,556
Excellent family bonding
and friend bonding,
445
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,758
in the woods and what have you.
446
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,261
I enjoyed the camping.
447
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,030
It was outdoors, and fun.
448
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,932
Why does it seem
like you're lying?
449
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,768
We played fantasy role playing
games in some guy's basement.
450
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,539
Get a shovel.
451
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,509
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454
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:27,085
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you don't know ♪
455
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:35,093
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I just don't know ♪
456
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,334
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457
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:46,305
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
458
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,373
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
459
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,010
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Yes you do ♪
460
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:55,981
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461
00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:59,618
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462
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,190
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463
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,126
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