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And the guy says to me,
"Now can I have my hat back?"
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I, uh, I had somethin'
funny happen to me.
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Okay. Well, just tell the story.
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The other day I was, uh,
I was really hungry.
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So I-I go to the store,
and, uh,
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uh, oh, oh, uh,
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hungry for peanut butter.
That's important. And, uh, yeah.
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So I go to the store
and then they're all out.
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And, uh, uh, no--wait, wait.
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First, I ask the guy, "Have you
got any peanut butter?"
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and then he says,
"We're all out."
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That's how it goes.
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Okay. Now we got all the facts,
just, uh, tell us the story.
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That-that was the story.
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What's the point of that story?
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Well, do you know who that young
man was who went to the store?
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It was you.
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Oh. Yeah, I said that part.
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Okay, this guy is all
outta peanut butter. Okay.
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Yeah, and he goes...
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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You didn't put any money
in the kitty.
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Nobody puts any money
in the kitty.
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We all did. It's
the honour system.
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Sucker system.
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The Harvesters were founded
on the honour system.
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Oh, who told ya that?
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It's on our plaque.
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Holy hell.
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But if this is
the honour system,
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how come you're
checkin' up on me?
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You are the guys
that broke the code.
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I'm gonna take
my money back.
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You didn't put any
money in there.
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Maybe we should take
it out of his dues.
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Dues? Who pays their dues?
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And don't come back.
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Jackasses!
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Jackasses!
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Thanks for this, Emma.
No problem.
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Ah, the famous
Leroy potato salad.
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Oh, whoa!
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Careful with that.
What are you doin'?
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Ah, the famous
Leroy overreaction.
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EMMA:
Thank God you're here.
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Wanda was about to make off with
the potato salad I made her.
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I don't care about the salad.
I mean I do.
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Ultimately I'd like some.
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But you're lending her our
potato bowl, "the" potato bowl,
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our priceless family
potato bowl?
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Geez, you guys are
hard up for heirlooms.
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I don't like to brag,
but I have the whole set
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of Little Mermaid
Oh.
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You don't understand.
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Potatoes taste amazing
when they come out of that bowl.
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It's like it's enchanted.
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Well, maybe a handsome prince
will show up with sour cream.
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You-you can't just--
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Look into my eyes.
Stay with me.
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She's going to
give it back.
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Geez, what a baby.
Relax, pouty puss.
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You'll get your precious bowl
back when I'm done with it.
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Oh, crap!
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Uh-oh.
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I suppose pouty potato puss
is gonna start to cry now?
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You smashed the
potato bowl!
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Hank,
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Your story wasn't
all that bad.
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It was a good story.
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I-I wanted some peanut butter
and-and then-- wait.
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A guy wanted some
peanut butter--
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Okay. Let's not open
that wound again.
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The important thing is,
a story has a point.
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You know when
you read a book?
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Oh, okay.
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You know the little cartoons
that come with gum?
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Oh, yeah. They're great.
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They have a point.
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How do you know so much
about this stuff?
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Well, I don't want
to toot my own horn,
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but I was a member of
the Toastmakers Club.
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Look, Lacey, I know
how to make toast.
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I need help
tellin' stories.
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The first thing to remember
is to square your shoulders
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and face your audience.
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You want to keep
their focus.
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Is it important to have
food on your face too?
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No, no. Right there, yeah.
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Was that there
the whole time?
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Yeah. So is that important?
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Solitaire?
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eBay. I'm looking
for a potato bowl.
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Oh, you should borrow Emma's.
She's got a great one.
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I broke it.
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I need to replace it, so Emma
and Brent will stop whining.
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You broke the potato bowl,
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"the" potato bowl?
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So Emma, Brent, and you
will stop whining.
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I had my first scalloped
potato from that bowl.
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You don't forget
a thing like that.
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Well, I'm sure you
could if you tried.
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Somethin's different about
these mashed potatoes.
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Yeah. That's because it's rice.
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They need sour cream.
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You know, not having the
potato bowl isn't so bad.
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I-I feel kinda liberated,
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like a-a weight's
been lifted off.
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Hey, what's with
the brown ketchup?
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And yet another weight is
still hanging around my neck.
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How's it goin', Hank?
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Oh, funny you
should ask that.
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That reminds me of another
time when I saw a rabbit.
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"Is that a rabbit?" says I.
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What are you doin'?
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Makin' eye contact.
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I don't know where
you're goin' with this,
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but I just wanna
be friends.
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Oh. Sorry, I'm just
trying to remember
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all of Lacey's
storytelling tips.
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Oh.
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But I can't remember.
I had trouble concentrating.
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She had food
stuck on her face.
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That's funny.
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So she's givin' you tips
on public speaking
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while she's got a pork chop
hangin' off her face?
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It wasn't a pork chop. It was
smaller, like a bread crumb.
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I was exaggerating.
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Sometimes to tell a good story,
you have to embellish.
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Of course. Why didn't
I think of that?
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Because you don't know
what the word embellish means?
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Still, no excuse.
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I'm afraid to ask.
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Hey, Oscar, you win
a beauty contest?
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Actually, I came in last,
in the Davis is Stupid pageant.
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You came in last?
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Yeah. It's the
Davis is Stupid pageant.
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So, if I came in first,
I'd be as stupid as Davis.
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But you're in the pageant,
so you're still stupid.
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Stupider than
the average person,
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just not as stupid as Davis.
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I've never even heard
of this pageant.
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There is no pageant.
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The Harvesters Club
is a buncha jackasses.
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So, I started my own club.
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Why would anyone want to
join a club with Oscar?
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What, did you guys
win a beauty contest?
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Now I feel like I don't
have to make potatoes.
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I have options.
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Wow. That is an amazing story.
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I especially liked your
use of hand gestures.
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What are you
talking about?
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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I'm-I'm coaching Hank, to help
him improve his public speaking.
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It seems to be working.
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So the whole time she's givin'
me these, uh, storytellin' tips,
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she's got this pork chop
hangin' off her face.
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She musta looked like an idiot.
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Nice use of hand gestures.
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Huh?
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Oh. Well, get plenty of rest
and stay hydrated.
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No. Uh, about the bowl.
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I broke your bowl?
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The precious, priceless
family heirloom bowl?
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Oh, right. Okay.
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But, I wanted to
make it up to you.
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So with a lot of time
and no small effort,
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I was able to find...
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Ta-daah!
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Uh-huh.
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Let's not get all teary-eyed
and emotional about it.
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You're welcome.
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My life is better
without the potato bowl.
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Thanks all the same.
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Stupid bowl.
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Hey, Lacey.
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So it's Lacey now, is it?
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I thought maybe you'd be
calling me Pork Chop Face,
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like everybody else.
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If that's what you'd prefer,
but it seems kinda mean.
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It was barely
a speck a food.
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You completely ignored
the rest of my face,
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which, by the way,
looked very good.
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Well, I was talkin' to Brent and
I told him ya had somethin'
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on your face and he thought
I should tell that part
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and, you know, emboss it.
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So Brent told you
to tell everyone
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I had a pork chop
on my face?
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Yeah, well, Brent can be a
bit of a jerk sometimes.
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Hey, Pork Chop Face,
can I get some coffee?
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Hank!
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Ah, sorry.
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Hey, Pork Chop Face, can I
get some coffee, please?
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Why did you tell Hank
to tell everybody
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that I had a pork chop
on my face?
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Oh, that.
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I just told him that stories
sometimes need embellishing.
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I guess he ran with it.
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But-but a pork chop,
that's too far.
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You know, I worked
so hard on giving him
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storytelling tips and
then you go and do this.
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That's just it. You covered
so much good stuff,
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I didn't know
what else to tell him.
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You thought I did a
good job coaching Hank?
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Oh, a great job.
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I mean all that stuff
about the eye contact and...
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Posture.
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Sure. Yeah, I never
seen so much posture,
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drippin' with posture.
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I know. Slouching is
such a bad habit.
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Oh, which reminds
me of a story.
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Oh, Wanda. Hey, you should
hear this great story.
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Okay. So my dad
takes us camping--
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But you wanted me to clean
the gunk behind the cooler.
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No, check it out.
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Come for the eye contact,
stay for the posture.
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Okay.
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Okay, so my dad
takes us camping
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and we are all
packed in the car.
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And my dad is slouching
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and I'm thinking, "Okay,
no wonder we're lost."
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Oh, no, wait.
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I forgot to say
we were lost.
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I'll be over by the cooler.
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Oh. Well, sure, I can
tell it over there.
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We should have
an initiation.
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We did have an initiation.
I hit you with a stick.
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That was the initiation?
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There should be
more pomp and--
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Ahh!
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I wasn't finished.
Oh, and welcome.
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What are you doin'?
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Hittin' Davis with a stick.
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Can I hit Davis
with a stick?
Oh, sure.
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Oh, hey! She's not
a member of the club.
241
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Can I join?
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Men only.
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You let Davis in.
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Good point.
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00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,463
Hey.
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What's going on?
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Wanda's potatoes,
they're delicious.
248
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Wanda, you can't-you can't
come into my restaurant
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00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,375
and serve your food
to my customers.
250
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,510
I know that.
I would never do that.
251
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,581
I just brought these in here
to eat on my lunch break.
Also not allowed.
252
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,216
Then someone said
they smelled good
253
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,785
and Hank asked if he could
try some and boom!
254
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,353
full on feeding frenzy.
255
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,023
Best potatoes I've ever had,
even better than Emma's.
256
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,192
EMMA:
Oh, really?
257
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,836
Mmm. Oh, wow.
258
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,704
Those are delicious.
259
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,340
What's your secret?
260
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,243
It has nothing
to do with her.
261
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:26,812
It's just the bowl.
262
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,982
Emma thinks these bowls
are magically enchanted
263
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,718
by flavour fairies
of the forest.
264
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,220
Could I borrow it?
265
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,490
My enchanted bowl?
Dream on, Pork Chop Face.
266
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,494
So then Lacey starts
tellin' this weird story
267
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,463
about her dad slouching.
So I grab onto Wanda and say,
268
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,065
"Hey, you gotta
hear this story"
269
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,300
and Lacey locks onto her
like a barnacle.
270
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:51,270
"My dad was slouching,
so that's why we're lost."
271
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,240
Lacey's a barnacle.
That's a good--oh.
272
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,810
Oh, geez. Sorry, that's
partially my fault.
273
00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,746
Uh, why don't ya let me
get you another one.
274
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,249
How do you want it?
Not on me.
275
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,253
You know what the first thing
the club should do is?
276
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,721
Build a fort.
277
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,623
Twelve year olds
build forts.
278
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:14,493
Get some twelve year olds
to build it. Good thinkin'.
279
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,462
How's the club going?
280
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,364
How's the not-club going?
281
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,599
Actually, I'm thinking
of starting my own club.
282
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,067
Girls only.
283
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,569
That's racist.
284
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,604
And...
285
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,973
I made my own sash.
286
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,775
Oooo.
287
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,777
That's nice.
288
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,312
Is that chenille?
289
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,847
And the piping's organza.
290
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,550
Oh-ho-ho. All right. You're in.
291
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,051
I thought it was men only.,
292
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,953
Things change.
293
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,155
You have to go through
the initiation.
294
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,757
It's pretty gruelling.
295
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:45,791
Yeah.
296
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,927
You have to hit
Davis with a stick.
297
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,595
Hey.
298
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,099
Okay, I've
changed my mind.
299
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,368
I want my potato
bowl back.
300
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,871
Your bowl is in about
40 pieces, remember?
301
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,640
This bowl is the one
I tried to give you
302
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,009
while you kept closing
the door on my face.
303
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,979
The door never even touched
your face. Now give it here.
304
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,480
So sorry, Emma.
305
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,617
But I think I'll be hanging on
to my enchanted bowl.
306
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,019
Maybe I'll make some
magical mashed tonight
307
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,788
or some witchy wedges.
308
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,356
Witchy wedges?
309
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,826
Okay, so I don't know a lot of
different ways to make potatoes,
310
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,365
So Brent's tellin' me this
story and he's like,
311
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:30,369
"And Lacey's bein' a barnacle,
so I drag Wanda over."
312
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,805
And then he does this
impression of Lacey.
313
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,540
"I'm Lacey.
314
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,710
I like ta tell stories
about me slouchy father."
315
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,979
Brent's laughin' so hard
at his own joke,
316
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,847
he spills coffee
all over his pants.
317
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,884
And that's not embezzled.
318
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,796
't buy any coffee.
319
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:01,367
"My name is Brent and
I like to tell stories
320
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,436
and spill coffee
all over meself."
321
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,744
Did I miss the part
where my parents go nuts?
322
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:15,214
Hank told them the story of you
telling him how you burned me
323
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,550
the other day going on about
my slouching camping story.
324
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,619
Okay, maybe you're all
making perfect sense
325
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,087
and I've gone nuts.
326
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,657
Well, at least I don't
spill coffee on myself.
327
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,358
I didn't. Hank did.
328
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,762
The embellisher
gets embellished.
329
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,397
Heya, Coffee Crotch.
330
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,304
I'm kinda bored.
331
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,806
Wanna do the secret
handshake again?
332
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,442
Nah, I'm already
gettin' a callous.
333
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,778
What do other
social clubs do?
334
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,146
Ooo, I know.
335
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:56,155
I meant do something good,
like for the community.
336
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,924
Can't we imagine the
little cars again?
337
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,865
If we want this club
to get any respect,
338
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,168
we should raise money
for a charity.
339
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,402
What charity?
340
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,072
Who cares? This is about us
getting respect.
341
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,507
We'll raise money and
figure out the charity later.
342
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,743
You're a good person.
343
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,478
What should we sell?
344
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,848
Potatoes here! Get your
delicious potatoes!
345
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,583
Supplies are limited.
346
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,719
It's not a very big bowl.
347
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:30,489
What it lacks in size, it
makes up for in enchantedness.
348
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,427
When I told you that story
about Lacey, I didn't know
349
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,563
you were going to
blab it to her.
350
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,265
How else was she supposed
to find out about it?
351
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,701
You were the one who
spilled coffee, not me.
352
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,337
I was doin' what you
told me, I was embroidering.
353
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,039
Now she thinks I'm a jerk.
354
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:51,010
Actually, she called ya
a low down dog swingin'
two-faced jerkaholic.
355
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,978
I never said that.
356
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,216
Embroidering again?
357
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,351
Yeah, I'm gettin'
pretty good at it.
358
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,424
Hey, Mom.
359
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,759
Hello, Son.
360
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,762
Son? You only call me son
when you're up to something.
361
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,930
Oh, don't be silly,
Dear Child.
362
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,600
I made you some
potatoes for lunch.
363
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,870
Well, that's nice of you...
which heightens my suspicion.
364
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:22,241
Oh. Hello, Emma.
365
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,776
Nice bowl.
366
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,377
What you got in there?
367
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,880
Something non-enchanted,
I assume?
368
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:31,784
I don't need a magic bowl to
make better potatoes than yours.
369
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,552
Here, Brent, taste these.
370
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,921
Oh. Well, I-I'm kinda full,
actually.
371
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,556
Do you have a spoon?
372
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:47,266
Mmm. Those are very,
very good potatoes.
373
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,168
Better than Wanda's?
374
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,170
Those are tasty,
lovely potatoes.
375
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,604
You've done it again, Mom.
376
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,273
Better than mine?
377
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,309
Well, the word "better"
is a curious term,
rooted in ambiguity.
378
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,811
Whose are better?
379
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,479
And tell the truth.
380
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:04,149
I can always tell
when you're lying.
381
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,618
Well, it's not fair to you.
Wanda uses sorcery.
382
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,288
Hah! Take that, foolish mortal!
383
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,296
Man, we sold a
load of potatoes.
384
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,098
Yeah, they were like
ravenous animals.
385
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,599
One guy bit my thumb.
386
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,601
Let's see how
much we raised.
387
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,171
How much did we
charge per serving?
388
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,239
Two fifty.
389
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,208
And how many people
did we serve?
390
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,176
Oh, it had to be a dozens.
391
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,212
So if I've done
my math correctly,
392
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,581
this shouldn't be completely
empty, right?
393
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,082
What?
394
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,118
We were robbed!
395
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,087
And then I thought,
"Well, maybe those
jackasses are right,
396
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,956
a fella should
pay his dues."
397
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:47,126
So, there you go. All paid up
for the entire year.
398
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,229
Okay. But from now on,
when you want a coffee,
399
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,631
you put a quarter in the kitty.
400
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:53,966
Ach!
401
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,039
That bowl better not be
full of potatoes,
402
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,876
unless you're here to give me
potatoes as a gift.
403
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,879
Oh. Are you giving me
potatoes as a gift?
404
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,347
The bowl's empty.
405
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,415
I have it with me because
406
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,719
if I leave it alone for two
seconds, Emma's gonna steal it.
407
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:17,456
So I remain ever vigil,
always one step ahead of her.
408
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,258
Mm-hmm.
409
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,260
Like always.
Never takin' a break.
410
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,463
I turn my head for one
second and this thing is--
411
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,998
dammit!
412
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,866
Freeze, you
lousy bowl thief!
413
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,434
No, no, no,
no, no.
414
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,437
It's my bowl.
I stole it
fair and square.
415
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,640
I paid 50 bucks
for it on eBay.
416
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,175
50 bucks.
Is that all?
417
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,377
Yeah, I thought it
would have been more.
418
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,978
I mean for an
enchanted bowl.
419
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,014
Yeah, that's a bargain.
420
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,185
Morning.
421
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,886
Shut up.
422
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,192
Mine just arrived today.
423
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:55,928
Whoops.
424
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,129
Hey.
425
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,230
I'm sorry. I--
426
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,698
Here, have one of mine.
427
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,400
I bought two.
Thanks.
428
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,368
I bought two.
429
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,707
Potatoes aren't really
good for ya, you know?
430
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,275
I know.
431
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,411
Starches, carbs.
432
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,546
Killers, really.
433
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:17,049
You want some of
my noodle recipes?
434
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,717
Yeah.
435
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,096
And then Hank says,
436
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,098
"I was just embroiderin'."
437
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,937
She didn't even
use funny accents.
438
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,440
Some hand gestures
woulda helped.
439
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,810
How could you?
440
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,480
Stealing money from
those poor...
441
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,482
little... old...
442
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,150
did we pick a charity yet?
443
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:58,357
Of course you realize
we're kicking you out
of our club for this.
444
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,759
I've been kicked out of
better clubs than yours.
445
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,262
And I didn't steal the money.
I borrowed it.
446
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,831
Oh. And when are you
gonna pay it back?
447
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,733
A little bit every week.
448
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,709
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451
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453
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454
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♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
455
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