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The place looks great, Gil.
You really turned it around.
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Got a big crew, too.
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Some of them are
a little young.
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It's a u-pick-it, Oscar.
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Huh?
Yeah, I was losin' money
hand over fist.
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Then I put up a u-pick-it sign
at the road.
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Now people pay me to
harvest the berries.
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Holy hell.
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There's plenty of
carrots over there.
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Fill up your bags.
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My garden!
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This stuff was goin' to waste
just buried in the ground.
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I got almost
30 bucks.
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It'll cost ya a lot
more than that.
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I took a shrub.
I hope that's okay.
Yeah.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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I'm just saying I should
be able to wear earrings.
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Not on the job.
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In a struggle, the earrings give
the other guy the advantage.
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Hank, if I wore earrings,
could you take me in a fight?
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Well, that depends.
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If I got the jump on you, I'd--
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You'd choke me.
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You'd pretend to choke.
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I think he is choking.
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We should do that thing, uh,
the Heinlich manoeuvre.
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Did you say Heinlich manoeuvre?
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It's Heimlich, with an "m."
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I did say Heinlich,
didn't I? Oh, what a day.
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It's spelled with "m" and
you said it with an "n."
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I know. What's my deal?
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Remember that time I
said "irregardlessly"?
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You saved my life.
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Yeah.
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What's that make it,
the eighth time?
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The first time with a pickle...
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well, a sweet pickle.
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Don't you guys know how to
do the Heimlich manoeuvre?
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We know how to say it.
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I'm gonna go wash this off.
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That's right, safety first.
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Lacey, true or false?
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Your health is
important to you.
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Okay. I'll pay for the magazine.
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You don't have to threaten me.
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No. I mean as
a busy professional,
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you don't always
have time to eat.
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Wanda, I work in a kitchen,
surrounded by food, all day.
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Yeah. But you don't want
to eat that crap.
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That's why you need Organo
meal replacement bars.
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Made in Uzbekistan.
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Really?
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I mean, yeah.
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Leave it to the Uzbekians.
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They really know how
to replace a meal.
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What are you sellin',
bars now?
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It's a job I've taken up.
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I pay you to work here.
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And I still do. But now
I have a job at work.
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Do you want to sell
them at The Ruby?
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If I sign you up,
I get them at a reduced rate.
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Oh, okay. Is this one of those
pyramid scams?
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No.
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It's a multilevel
marketing scam.
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Man, these don't have
nougat in them or anything.
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It's got soy.
That's like the anti-nougat.
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If nougat and soy
were ever to touch,
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we'd all be vaporized.
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I don't agree th Brent's
vaporizing theory,
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but I do have a bad
feeling about these.
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Great.
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So I should sign you up
for what, two dozen boxes?
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How about I just leave?
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How about you?
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I only replace meals
with other meals.
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You call yourselves
police officers,
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but you don't have a basic
understanding of first aid?
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I'm very disappointed
in you.
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What about you?
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Do you know first aid?
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I thought she did.
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I'm sending you both to the city
to take a first aid course,
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this weekend.
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So you don't know
first aid either?
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Nope.
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I had a feelin' about you.
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Mm, I had the same
feelin' about you.
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I was just afraid
to say anything.
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If people knew about this--
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They won't know.
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I'll pick you up Saturday,
we'll go to the hotel.
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We'll be back to work
on Monday.
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Okay. See ya, partner.
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I think Karen and Davis might
be having some kind of thing,
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a fling, a, a secret
romantic fling, thing.
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A fling thing.
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In a house, with a mouse?
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I'm serious.
They have
a relationship.
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In a box, with a fox?
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You can doubt it
if you want.
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But they are going to a hotel
together this weekend.
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Mm-hmm.
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That is weird.
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I wonder how
they'll get there.
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On a plane, on a train,
on a boat, with goat?
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Do you know anything that
rhymes with immature?
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Legislature?
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Have you figured out how you're
going to pay for all this?,
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I don't have to pay for it.
I can do it myself.
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I already fixed
your shrubs.
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Yeah. About that,
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you planted them
upside down.
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Well, how am I supposed
to know how they go?
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You got all these
stupid rules.
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You and Karen,
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you've been through
a lot together.
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It must make ya
closer to a person.
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I guess you can say we've been
in some sticky situations.
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I'm outta stickies.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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This door is sticky.
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Can't help.
Hands are all sticky.
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What's that in the ditch?
Is that a stick?
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Well, it's stick-ey.
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Are we heroes?
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I'd say, yes.
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Well, I think it's nice.
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And don't worry,
I am very discreet.
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What was that about?
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Goin' on about
how we're heroes.
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Hmm. Must be
desperate for tips.
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Normally we hire Hank
to do the census.
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I got experience.
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On the other hand, normally
Hank screws it up somehow.
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Granted.
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On the other, other hand,
Oscar, you're Oscar.
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So, you can see my dilemma.
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But I need the cash.
Shrubs don't grow on trees.
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We'll decide the scientific way,
with an aptitude test.
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Is this the kinda thing
where I have to fill a cup?
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No, no. it's a written test.
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Hand me the cup.
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Okay, time's up.
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Let's see how ya did. Hank?
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You drew a picture
of a caveman.
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It's a shark.
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And Oscar,
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you've been reading a copy
of Chatelaine , from 1983.
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I was figuring out
my sass factor.
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Well, I call that a tie.
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Congratulations.
You're both hired.
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Just 'cause a shark's
holdin' a club
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doesn't mean he's a caveman.
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By the way, I filled this.
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Okay, look, I want
you to quit this job.
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Really? I suppose it would
give me more time
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to concentrate on
selling these bars.
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It's been a slice.
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What? What? No, whoa, whoa!
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I mean quit the bar one.
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Seriously, how much
can you make selling
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soy non-nougat bars?
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Holy moly!
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Holy moly? Who are ya,
L'il Abner?
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Sorry. I get wholesome
when I'm flustered.
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That's a lot of cash.
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This is how much I could make if
I sign up reps to work for me.
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Heavens to Murgatroyd!
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Well, if you're hiring,
I could sell these bars for ya.
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I mean, I-I love soy.
I'm like a soy-a-holic.
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Gee Whillikers,
that's tasty.
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Would you like me to teach
you some grown up curse words?
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I got lots.
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tellin' me how
to count people.
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I know how it goes down.
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You don't know how it goes down
or even when it goes down.
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It just went down and
you didn't know.
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You don't know me, where I'm
from, what my sass factor is.
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It doesn't matter.
Out here it's different.
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You need to forget everything
you learned in training.
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What training?
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I like your attitude.
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Whoo.
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Let's make this happen.
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Don't feel bad, Davis.
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Every first aid course
has a winner
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and every first aid course
has a loser.
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Why do you have to turn
everything into a contest?
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Not everything
has to be a bet.
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Hey, let's make
this into a contest.
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Whoever does better
wins, like a bet.
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A deal's a deal.
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You had to buy me earrings
and I get to wear them to work.
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Hope you choke
on a pickle.
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You can replace a
whole meal with these.
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Are you saying my
cooking's bad?
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No. I'm just-I'm saying
sometimes you might
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rather eat a pressed bar
of soy from Uzbekistan.
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Stay away from me.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Hey.
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Still don't believe me
about Karen and Davis?
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I so don't believe you.
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My disbelief is like an iron
fortress of disbelief,
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patrolled by Superman.
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And he doesn't
believe you either.
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Check it out.
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Here's your
stupid earrings.
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Hah-ha-ha-haah.
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Thank you, sucker.
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Good gravy.
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I guess Superman should spin his
webs on back to the bat cave.
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You don't read a lot
of comic books, do ya?
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Evenin', ma'am. Census.
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We'd just like to ask
you a few questions.
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Headcount.
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One...
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and a half.
Let's go.
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Headcount?
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What kinda hotshot
stunt was that?
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It worked, didn't it?
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Yeah, it worked this time.
You're lucky.
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Now, go wait in the truck.
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Headcount.
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I'll give ya this, rookie.
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You got guts.
234
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Okay, how are the numbers
over there, people?
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Let's hear from Team A.
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Uh, I'm the-I'm
the only one here.
237
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Let's go. You're wasting
everybody's time.
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Oh, well, I didn't know we
were going to do this so soon.
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Uh, okay.
240
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Well, uh, looking at the raw
data, and rounding up,
241
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uh, zero.
242
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Wow. Disappointing results
from Team A.
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Remember, there is
no "I" in "team."
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I'm the only
one on the team.
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And you wonder
why you failed.
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Everyone else, Team A is a
good example of what not to do.
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Okay, I don't
want to do this anymore.
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Okay, okay. Wait.
249
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I've got something even you
should be able to sell.
250
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Chocolate Organo bars?
251
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How can something chocolate
be good for you?
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00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:50,009
It's a trick, isn't it? Are
bats gonna fly out of this?
253
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,778
You always think bats are gonna
fly out of everything.
254
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,382
Wouldn't put it past 'em.
Sleep all upside downy.
255
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,354
Rule number one.
256
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,124
Never use your own stash.
257
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,593
Can I feed this to my team?
258
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,234
I remember this place.
259
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,269
They give me trouble
every year.
260
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:18,938
What do we do?
261
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,140
Follow my play.
262
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,710
How many people in
the house, ma'am?
263
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,412
27 and a monkey.
264
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,414
Oscar, don't
waste my time.
265
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:31,350
You think this is a joke?
This is the census, lady.
266
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:35,454
Look, don't make me mad!
I'll fly off the handle!
I'll lose it! I'll snap!
267
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,922
Okay, calm down, pal!
268
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,427
My partner's a loose cannon.
I can't control him.
269
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,662
Help yourself out
while you still can.
270
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,331
How many people here?
271
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,367
It's gonna bone if you
don't get off my step.
272
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,902
Okay, we got it.
273
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,937
Let's roll.
274
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,173
I like your new root bush.
275
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,911
This is humiliating.
276
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,413
My partner,
Constable Jangle Ears.
277
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,715
Oh, I'm sorry.
278
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,417
I can't hear you over the
sound of my ears jangling.
279
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,986
Laugh if you want.
280
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,789
But people are going to
be weirded out by this.
281
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,659
Karen, I like
those earrings.
282
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,961
Pretty classy.
283
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,797
I'm not hungry.
284
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,202
Did I say the wrong thing?
285
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,371
He's a little
sensitive right now.,
286
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,840
I'm sorry. I said that
I would be discreet.
287
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,041
What?
288
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,776
I shouldn't have said anything.
289
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,883
I gotta hand it to ya, rook.
You weren't half bad out there.
290
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,186
Remember we went
to that one house
291
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,021
and asked how many
people there were,
292
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,489
and then they told us?
293
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:48,327
You can't make
that stuff up.
294
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,898
Three and a half people.
That's all you counted?
295
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,400
You're both fired.
296
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:57,236
You don't know how it
goes down in the street.
297
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,838
You sit here
behind your desk.
298
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:00,406
I don't have a desk.
299
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:03,742
It's a door on two
filing cabinets.
300
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,445
Oh. Well, you should have one.
You're the mayor.
301
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,449
If he goes, I go.
302
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,284
I want you to go.
303
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,220
I'm firing you both.
304
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,855
I can't do it without him.
305
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,825
You can't do it with him.
You're both fired.
306
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:24,363
So, when do we meet
our new partners?
307
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,307
I mean it was kinda salty.
308
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,610
Ah, it was really salty.
309
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,844
Okay.
310
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,113
You're saying bad things
about my soup.
311
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,148
But I understand. It's only
because you're hurting.
312
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,216
Huh?
313
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,318
About what I said
to you and Davis.
314
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,587
I said I'd be discreet
and then yesterday
315
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,389
I hit a sore spot.
316
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,324
Is this about my earrings?
317
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,793
I am going to make a
special dinner tonight.
318
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,197
Why don't you come, bring
Davis, and you guys can
work things out.
319
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,832
Oh, all right.
320
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,867
But no soup.
321
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,437
Again, it's irrational
that you'd say bad things
about my soup.
322
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,339
But go ahead, vent.
323
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,177
And don't worry,
I'll be discreet.
324
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:15,514
There's a phrase you don't
normally hear yelled
across a room.
325
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,316
What's up with
Jangle Ears?
326
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,451
Karen and Davis had a fight.
327
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,520
I think they might break up.
328
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,322
Well, maybe it's
for the best.
329
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,823
But it's love.
330
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,392
You don't know that.
331
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,494
I'm making a romantic
dinner tonight to try
332
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,462
and help win Davis back.
333
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,464
It can be hard
on a relationship
334
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,633
when you try and
keep it secret.
335
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,368
I hear ya, sister.
336
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,973
Lacey's cooking a romantic
dinner for Davis.
Huh?
337
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,876
She said she's trying
to win him back.
Uh-huh?
338
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,246
She said it's hard to
keep a romance secret.
339
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,881
What are you
nattering about?
340
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,350
Put the pieces together.
341
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,486
EMMA:
Romantic dinner.
342
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,957
Win him back.
343
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:03,228
Secret romance.
344
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,465
You're fired, Oscar.
345
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,901
That Fitzy's a jackass.
346
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,202
What?
347
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,004
Oh, gimme a second.
348
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,243
Hah-ha!
349
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,679
That's better.
350
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,415
Yup, the census, it's
a young man's game.
351
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:26,752
You gotta watch your health.
I almost choked on a pickle.
352
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,253
I know. I was there.
353
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,255
No, after that.
354
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,057
You choked on
another pickle?
355
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,026
No, same one.
356
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,330
So...
357
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,233
what's new in the
world of civilians?
358
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,035
I run a gas
station now.
359
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,269
I knew that.
360
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,006
Did you know Karen and Davis
are dating each other?
361
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,707
What? No!
Yeah.
362
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,275
No.
Yeah.
363
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,077
Whoa.
364
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,612
No!
365
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,081
Yeah. Heard it right from
the horse's mouth.
366
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:59,251
I heard it from Lacey.
There was no talking horse.
367
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,953
But they're like
brother and sister.
368
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,455
That's like Donny dating
Marie. That's gross.
369
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:06,558
This coming from a guy
who re-eats pickles.
370
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,763
Ah, I gotta go
walk this off.
371
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:14,299
Brent, I to need you to deliver
an order to the Lepinski farm.
372
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,301
I don't wanna go
way out there.
373
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,803
An order is an order.
374
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,774
Business only works is if you
follow the chain of command.
375
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:22,875
All right.
376
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,777
Well, clean the freezer
while I'm gone.
377
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,545
Yeah, right.
Make another wish.
378
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,314
Here, two boxes
of Organo bars.
379
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,487
Here's your box
of Organo bars.
380
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,990
I thought there was
supposed to be two.
381
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,558
I just ate one box.
382
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,960
Trust me, you don't
want to eat two.
383
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,764
Look, I've been thinkin'
about the earrings,
384
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,700
and maybe they are sorta
weirding people out.
385
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,335
Here.
386
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,606
What am I going to do
with stupid earrings?
387
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,076
Just don't wear
'em on the job.
388
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,813
Really? Thanks, Davis.
389
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,817
Davis gave earrings to Karen.
390
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,351
You mean to Lacey.
391
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,787
No, Karen. She's the blonde one.
392
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,656
To Karen?
393
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,358
Davis is playing the
field, that dirty dog.
394
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,893
A cop with earrings.
395
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,330
Another way Fitzy's
lettin' this town go to
hell in a hand basket.
396
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,132
A hand basket, yet!
397
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,235
Census.
398
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,138
Census? But Fitzy
already came by.
399
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,739
Fitzy.
400
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,374
I'm doing my own census.
401
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,376
How many people here?
402
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,146
I'm a loose cannon.
I can't control me.
403
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,052
You ate a whole box?
404
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,387
How is that even possible?
405
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,056
Well, not the wrappers.
406
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,891
And the box itself
is still fine.
407
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,392
I never shoulda hired you.
408
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,394
It's your fault.
Well, back to work.
409
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,830
That kinda sloppiness
might be okay here at work,
410
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,732
but not on the job.
411
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,400
You're fired.
412
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:59,037
Yeah? Well, if I can't do my
job at work, neither can you.
413
00:18:59,071 --> 00:18:59,972
Fine.
414
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,773
Fine. So it's a stalemate, then.
415
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,575
Indeed.
416
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,585
There sure is a lot
of free time here
417
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,088
when neither one
of us is working.
418
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,689
It takes you back,
doesn't it?
419
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,690
Yeah.
420
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,428
I thought there
would be more people.
421
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,230
Well, that wouldn't
be very romantic.
422
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,899
Romantic?
423
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,901
That food looks good.
424
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,069
Come on.
425
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,907
Emma, we're closed.
426
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,775
This will just
take a minute.
427
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,444
Lacey, I don't know how
to tell you this,
428
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,580
but Davis has been seeing Karen.
429
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,115
I know.
430
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,216
You know?
431
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,418
And yet you're still
doing this for him?
432
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,921
Lacey, have you
no self-respect?
433
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,455
He's not worth it.
434
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,124
Worth what?
435
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,158
Oh, try the fish.
436
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,660
Hank, we're closed.
437
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,161
I've got somethin'
to say.
438
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,664
Karen, don't come here
tryin' to win Davis back.
439
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,465
He's two timing ya
with Lacey.
440
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:01,466
What?
441
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:02,601
Bread stick?
442
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:05,137
No, thank you. Just move on,
Karen. It's over.
443
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,639
Actually, I will have a
bread stick, thank you.
444
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,241
Davis didn't leave
Karen for me.
445
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,643
No, he left you for Karen.
446
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,645
Geez, Davis, how many
girlfriends you got?
447
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,147
I dunno.
448
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,782
I told ya it'd get weird.
449
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:19,484
Oh.
450
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:33,098
they're driving past.
451
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,700
All right, ladies
and gentlemen,
452
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,369
I'd like to unveil the results
of this year's census,
453
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,371
which I had to do myself.
454
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,740
Dog River's population
is exactly--
455
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,242
No!
456
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,776
Don't listen to Fitzy!
457
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,179
I got the results
of the real census,
458
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,548
the people's census!
459
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,817
Well, what is it?
460
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,586
Oscar.
461
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,288
Maybe he's right.
462
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,524
Yeah, this town does
have about 500 people.
463
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,994
Oscar's a hero.
464
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:13,005
Ya done me proud, rook.
Ya done me proud.
465
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,242
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469
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I just don't know ♪
470
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,768
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471
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:46,805
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
472
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,308
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
473
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:52,411
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Yes you do ♪
474
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:56,281
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