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Just a minute.
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There.
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What do you think?
I'm thinkin' fries.
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No, not that.
Why can't I have fries?
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I mean the curtains.
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They were starting to look
a little shabby.
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Oh, yeah, they do look
a little shabby.
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Hank.
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What? I'm agreeing with you?
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The old ones were shabby.
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These are new.
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Huh? Now you're putting me
on the spot.
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That's why I don't
have a girlfriend.
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Yeah, that's the reason.
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Would you just
tell me the truth?
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And then can I
have some fries?
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Okay.
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It doesn't matter what
this place looks like.
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It's attached to a gas station,
which looks kinda junky and bad.
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So everyone just expects this
place to look junky and bad too.
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Can I have some fries now?
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No.
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But--
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Oh, hey, Wanda, one of us
is late for work.
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And when I get here, I'll tell
you which one of us it is.
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Wait. I was already here.
What a giveaway.
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How long have you been
thinkin' that one up?
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Off the top of my head. Okay,
I thought of it last Thursday.
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I had to walk.
My car's on the fritz.
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On the fritz? Zowie.
What a kick in the knickers.
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Look, I haven't had the
best start to my day,
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and I haven't had my coffee, so
could you shut your zing hole?
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Why would I shut my zing hole?
I can get a few good zings
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in before you wake up
and zing me back.
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Give me a raise, so I
can get my car fixed.
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That's not really a zing.
It's more of a crazy pipedream.
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All right, everybody, could
I have your attention?
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Your attention, please.
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Does anybody own a pickup truck
with a cracked windshield?
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Ah.
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Now that I have your attention,
it's time, once again,
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for the annual
Telemiracle fundraiser.
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This year we're doing
something kinda fun.
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We're actually putting
the fun in fundraiser.
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And the fun starts now.
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I have Davis locked in jail
at the police station
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and he's agreed to not
come out until the town
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can raise a bail of $1,000.
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Geez, poor Davis, sittin'
there all by himself,
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solitaire confinement.
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Exactly.
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Davis is doing hard time.
It's no walk in the park.
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Okay, goose down comforter,
hypoallergenic plow,
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Earl Grey tea.
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No camomile?
They were out.
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Oh, this is gonna be hell.
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Oh, well, it's a good cause.
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So I am going to donate
some money.
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And I think everyone else
should too.
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What?
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Nothing.
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It's a start, I guess.
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We're, uh, 1/500th
of the way there.
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Well...
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Oh, what do you think
of my new curtains?
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Don't say anything.
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We need a new toilet.
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What? We just got that one.
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Oh, that's right.
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Then we bought one of those
fancy new colour televisions.
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Are you sayin' there's
somethin' wrong with the TV?
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Most people have flat screens
that hang on the wall.
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We can hang our TV on a wall.
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Forget the TV.
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The toilet's an eyesore.
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The toilet bowl's rusted out
and that floating thing
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at the back no longer floats.
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It's fine.
It serves its purpose.
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EMMA:
Oscar, are you gonna
mow the lawn or not?
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I've asked you every day
this week.
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It's a foot high and...
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Just get some cleaning stuff
and someme scrubby things.
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That toilet will
look good as new.
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You know what's even
better than good as new?
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New.
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Do you think Corner Gas
looks junky?,
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I hadn't really
thought about it.
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Well, it looks junky to me.
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Okay.
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I mean that's probably why you
weren't very enthusiastic
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about my curtains.
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It's probably because this place
is connected to the gas station
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and the gas station's
kinda junky, so who
cares about my curtains.
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Exactly. Who cares?
That's what I think.
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Hey, can I get a cola?
At this time of day?
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Yeah. I actually prefer to
get my caffeine that way.
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I didn't know that.
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With Davis I usually
drink coffee.
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Why?
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You shouldn't drink that stuff,
especially in the morning.
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It'll rot your gut and it
won't help your complexion.
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It's just pure sugar,
that's all it is.
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And if you're like me,
it'll go right to your thighs.
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No reason.
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HANK:
You ever done time before?
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It's harder than you think.
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Have you ever done time before?
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No. But I've seen a lot
of prison movies.
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And from what I can tell,
you're in for a world of pain.
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Scone?
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No, I'm good.
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Brent, I don't want to
hurt your feelings,
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but your gas station looks
kind of junky and bad.
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Everybody's saying so.
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Well, Hank said so.
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Well, if Hank said so.
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And Karen went on
and on about it.
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Well, look, a gas station
should be a little junky.
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It should have a little
grease on the floor...
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or whatever that is
by the cooler.
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Don't you think your
business could benefit
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from a little sprucing up?
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Geez, what is that
by the cooler?
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I'm serious.
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It doesn't smell
like grease.
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Hey, Wanda.
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Care to make a donation
to get Davis out of jail?
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It depends on what he did.
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Maybe some time in the hoosegow
will teach him a lesson.
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The what?
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The hoosegow. The coop.
The can. The clink.
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Oh, right, I get it.
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The big house. The jug.
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All right, I get it.
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We're just trying to raise money
for the Telemiracle fundraiser.
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We're putting the fun
back in fundraising.
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Forget it.
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I need every penny I can
get, so I can get my car--
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I mean I'm also fundraising
for a charity...
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that needs funds.
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What charity?
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The Foundation for Eradicating
Severe... Maleculitis...
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in kids.
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Maleculitis?
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Any bit helps.
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You're taking the fun
out of fundraising.
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Have you ever seen that movie,
Cool Hand Luke ?
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That's a prison movie.
Is it like that in there?
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Yeah, pretty much the same.
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The guy in that movie
ate 50 hard boiled eggs.
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I'm trying to read.
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I could eat 50 eggs.
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What's the most eggs you
ever ate in one sittin'?
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Two. Isn't there someplace
you could go?
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I could go get some eggs.
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You got a hotplate in there.
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It's not just the price
of the toilet.
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They kill you on
the installation.
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I'll do it for ya.
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What?
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I could use the money. Plus,
I'm an old hand at that stuff.
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I used to date kind of
a handyman type guy.
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So for a nice finish, we just
want to take a bead of caulk
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around the base of the toilet,
wet your finger,
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carry it through
on the caulking,
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for a nice clean line.
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Hey, are you listening?
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Yeah, yeah, finger
in the toilet.
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Boy, he sure knew how to
show a gal a good time.
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I don't know, Wanda.
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I mean I appreciate the offer,
but this has to be done right.
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And that's where
I come in.
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I'll work cheap.
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Done.
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e jug house?
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What the hell are
you talkin' about?
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It's for Telemiracle.
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Davis is gonna stay in a jail
cell until we can raise $1,000.
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Does he have a
working toilet?
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I hope so.
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Hah. Well, then, he's
not gettin' my money.
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Brent, I had a--
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Sorry. I was just
engrossed in this.
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There's this giant, hairy
kinda half rock type creature,
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who has a
lightening machine.
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Well, it's a long story.
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Yes, it is.
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And I was wondering if I could
put these flowers here.
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Why would we put flowers
in a gas station?
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Because it will give the
place a more welcoming feel.
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It's just a little thing.
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People will probably
hardly even notice,
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but they'll have a positive
subconscious effect.
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Hey, flowers.
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Are those for sale?
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That's stupid.
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Well, he seemed positive
it was stupid.
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I said that it would
be subconscious.
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You sure you know
what you're doing?
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Don't I look like I
know what I'm doing?
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No. That's why I'm askin'.
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Is your tool belt
on upside down?
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Oh.
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Well, it's a loaner.
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Look, you two go downstairs.
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Don't worry about a thing.
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I'll just go in here and see
what we're dealin' with.
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Okay, I got a good
start on things.
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Sorry about the shoes, Davis.
I know you hate that.
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Hmm.
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HANK:
I don't know how you
can stand it in there.
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It's like being
buried alive.
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The claustrophobia
must be murder.
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Hank, for the last time,
I'm fine.
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Please go home.
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Nope. We're in this together.
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I don't want company.
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You and me.
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Sure, on the outside we're
different, but on the inside,
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we're the same.
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Except you're inside
and I'm outside.
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And I'm not gonna leave you.
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Hank, I want you to listen
to me very carefully.
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The only hardship I'm facing
in here is that you're here.
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You're making this difficult.
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So, please, go!
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Karen and this charity
have driven you
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to the point of madness,
where you lash out at me.
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I'm not gonna
leave ya, buddy.
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Not when your mind is startin'
to comprehend the cage.
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My mind's not doing that.
Denial.
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I'm not in denial.
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Denial of denial is one of
the first signs of denial.
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If I wasn't scared of what might
happen leaving you here alone,
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Really? You'd go?
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Look, these walls, they're-
they're closin' in on me.
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I-I can't breathe...
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pulse racing...
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mind busy.
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I gotta get Karen.
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Maybe I could just call her.
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Go!
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Hi, Emma.
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00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,344
Wanna donate to the Get Davis
Out of Jail fundraiser?
252
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,313
It's okay if you
don't want to.
253
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,716
I've taken up too
much of your time.
254
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,351
What is it?
Ah, it's complicated.
255
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,853
You're busy.
256
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,055
It involves fun and putting
that into fundraising.
257
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,690
I'll just come back
another time.
258
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,659
That's your pitch?
I'm underwhelmed.
259
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,260
Well, it's like
people say.
260
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,263
Davis being in jail isn't
really much of a hardship.
261
00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:12,264
Ah.
262
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,466
What?
263
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,568
You like being alone.
264
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,837
You like the peace
and quiet of someone
265
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,372
not nattering in your ear.
266
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,675
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
267
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,877
Whenever Oscar's not around,
268
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,714
I listen to beautiful
classical music.
269
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,150
You play classical
records?
270
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,686
I just hear the
music in my head,
271
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:36,088
whenever Oscar's not around.
272
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,191
WANDA:
Dirty son of a!
273
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,994
I'm okay.
274
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,230
We're getting
some work done.
275
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,134
On a completely
unrelated topic,
276
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,402
are there any
large Band-Aids?
277
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,442
Aw, come on. Modern art, now,
in a gas station?
278
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,011
It's not modern.
It's contemporary,
279
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,613
What's the difference?
280
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,014
The difference...
281
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,517
is that these are going up
in here somewhere.
282
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,520
Fine. If stickin' those on
the wall are gonna keep you
283
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,522
from hangin' crystals and
drappin' gold flambé
284
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,323
over everything, go ahead.
285
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,626
Hey, does Wanda know anything
about plumbing? Because--
286
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,027
Holy hell!
287
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:18,330
What are ya doin' to the 1977
Junior All-Star hockey poster?
288
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,432
I am just hanging
a few prints.
289
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,903
But that poster's been
hangin' there since 1977.
290
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,271
Holy hell!
291
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:29,175
The 1976 Junior
All-Star poster.
292
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,676
That's where that went.
293
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,512
I give up.
294
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,781
Yeah, I wish I
could believe that.
295
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:40,219
You gotta give me the keys to
the cell so I can let Davis out.
296
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,720
Sorry, Hank,
can't do that.
297
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,522
We haven't raised
enough funds yet.
298
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,692
How can you tell? Have you
even counted all that cash?
299
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,460
Trust me.
300
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,934
Hey, Brent, can I
borrow a metal file?
301
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,469
Thanks, pal.
302
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,707
Hey, Brent, can I
borrow a hammer?
303
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,844
Thanks.
304
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,847
Can I borrow a jigsaw,
drywall trowel, a power drill,
305
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,782
a caulking gun,
tiling blade?
306
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,985
Thanks.
307
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,920
Hey, Brent, can I, uh--
308
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,889
No, you can't
paint the place.
309
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,892
Wow. You're good.
You didn't even look up.
310
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,493
I'm on a roll.
311
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,237
What are you doing?
312
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,805
Karen wouldn't
give me the key.
313
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:36,041
I know these are supposed
to come hidden in a big cake.
314
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,944
But time's a wastin' and
I don't know how to bake.
315
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,246
Thanks a lot.
316
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,248
Now I have a craving
for cake.
317
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,986
I got it.
318
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,294
Oh, yeah.
319
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,529
We were meaning to
get the lock fixed.
320
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,311
Hi, Karen.
321
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,179
How's your idiotic
fundraiser goin'?
322
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,714
Ah, you were right, Oscar.
323
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,151
If I had a nickel for
every time I heard that.
324
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,920
You'd have what,
five cents?
325
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,423
I didn't come up with the
stupid idea of turnin'
Davis into jailbait.
326
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,059
I don't think that's the
phrase you're looking for.
327
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,095
You're probably happy bein'
alone, peace and quiet.
328
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,298
You know, when
Emma's not around,
329
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,934
I listen to
classical music.
330
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,704
Buddy Holly, Ray Stevens,
Boxcar Willie.
331
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,106
Davis isn't alone.
Hank's with him.
332
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,609
Hank's with him?
You didn't say that.
333
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,377
Poor guy.
334
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,379
Here's ten bucks.
335
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,121
Mind if I light
some incense?
336
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,223
Sure, go nuts.
337
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,631
What's that funk?
338
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,132
Is something burning?
339
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:08,634
The incense.
340
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,136
I just asked you if
I could light incense,
341
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,638
eleven seconds ago.
342
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,773
Oh. Well, I wasn't
really listening.
343
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,642
These comic books
require focus, you know?
344
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,178
This will really
freshen the place up.
345
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,480
Come on, just take
a deep breath.
346
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,149
Let the aroma
envelope you.
347
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,951
It smells like hippies.
348
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,486
How old are you?
349
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:31,156
It smells like what I imagine
hippies probably smelled like.
350
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,958
Give it a chance.
351
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,460
All right.
352
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:38,430
But if a VW van pulls up out
front, I'm callin' the fuzz.
353
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,169
WANDA:
Just putting the
finishing touches on.
354
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,541
I thought you said you knew
what you were doing.
355
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,176
It's a process.
356
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,245
And it doesn't help
you keep interrupting me.
357
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,280
"How's it goin'?
Are you all right?
358
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,449
Would you like some lemonade?"
Drivin' me nuts!
359
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:58,450
Did you hear?
360
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,386
Davis is locked
in jail with Hank?
361
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,954
Holly hell!
362
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,989
Wanda, let me.
It's a process.
363
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,191
Well, I can't take
much more of this.
364
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,193
Well, you get
what you pay for.
365
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,430
I mean I can't take much more
of not using the toilet.
366
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,666
I'm ready to burst.
I have to wash my
hair before bingo.
367
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,101
Use the kitchen sink.
368
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,603
She meant me.
369
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,171
I can't use the sink.
370
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,707
You shut off all the
water to the house.
371
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,708
I did?
372
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,209
Cool.
373
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,078
I gotta get
outta this room.
374
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,514
Did he say Davis was
locked up with Hank?
375
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,282
That's just cruel.
376
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,317
Yeah, I should have donated.
377
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,387
Karen,
378
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,090
I just heard about Davis
in there with Hank.
379
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,958
Here's a hundred dollars
for the charity.
380
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,093
What?
381
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,828
My kids smashed all
their piggybanks.
382
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,963
It's not much, but
it's what we've got.
383
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,465
Get him out.
384
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,933
Get who out?
385
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,468
What are you doin' here?
386
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,404
Once I got Davis free,
I figured my job was done.
387
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,939
Davis is out?
388
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,708
Well, that's, uh, not
really for me to say.
389
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,210
No, out of jail.
390
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,845
Oh, yeah,
like four hours ago.
391
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,787
What's up, jackass?
392
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,322
What's with the toothbrush?
393
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,724
Did Mom finally
give ya the boot?
394
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,895
These bathrooms are quite
large and comfortable.
395
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,630
So you kicked
each other out?
396
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,566
That's an interesting
development.
397
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,001
Well, thanks for not
crashin' at my place.
398
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,106
Hey, you can take back
your hippie sticks.
399
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,108
You didn't give
them a chance.
400
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,377
I had to spray a can and a
half of bug repellent
401
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,580
in the air just to
mask the reek.
402
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,248
The reek?
403
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:40,752
Now, what is wrong with
a little citrus bramble-berry
eucalyptus potpourri?
404
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,621
I don't know what
those words mean,
405
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,991
except citrus,
and that means oranges.
406
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,794
So you're okay with
spraying noxious chemicals,
407
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:52,331
but you can't handle a little
flowers and berries?
408
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,300
Well, bug spray smells
like summertime.
409
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,539
You're well over a
thousand dollars.
410
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,674
There's like two grand here.
411
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,676
I didn't count it.
Trust me.
412
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,412
What were you going to
do with the extra money?
413
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,515
And why is that dashboard
all scuffed up?
414
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,083
It's not.
415
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:16,121
And I was gonna give the extra
money to Maleculitis in Kids.
416
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,656
I'll tell you what.
417
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:21,126
How about we throw Davis in the
clink for a couple more days,
418
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,828
lock him up good this time?
419
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,298
This isn't fair.
420
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,467
It's for charity.
421
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,837
Geez, it's roomier in
here than I imagined.
422
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,839
I had the lock fixed.
423
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,941
Have an egg.
424
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,644
Where is she?
425
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,146
She quit on us,
left us high and dry.
426
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,648
Well, not dry.
427
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,516
You're outta milk.
428
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,717
Gimme that.
429
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,854
How could you leave us
high and wet like this?
430
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,157
Okay, okay. It's taking some
time, but I think I know now
431
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,126
what needs to be done.
432
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,830
I'm glad you called.
433
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,667
You know, I've
really missed you.
434
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,836
Maybe we can go out for a
drink after this, please.
435
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,140
Less pout, more grout.
436
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,919
Keepin' Karen in
jail with Hank.
437
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,421
I can't support that.
438
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,956
Okay, no problem.
439
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:25,891
Ooo,
440
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,726
I like the new curtains.
441
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,994
Really?
442
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,530
Oh, yeah. They go great with
the Formica tabletops
443
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,699
and burgundy and
chrome banquettes.
444
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,567
Classic.
445
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,202
Aw.
446
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,905
It's a good cause.
447
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,808
Plus it doesn't hurt
being next to Corner Gas.
448
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,445
The dumpier that place is,
the better this place looks.
449
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:47,913
Really?
450
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,624
Thanks, Davis.
Looks like she bought it.
451
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,425
Glad I could help.
452
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,764
Money well spent.
453
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,609
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456
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:26,952
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you don't know ♪
457
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:34,760
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
458
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:42,634
♪ It's a great big place ♪
459
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:46,571
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
460
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,940
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
461
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,244
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
462
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:56,048
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