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Hey, Emma, sorry to hear about
your friends Tom and Barb.
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Tom and Barb died?
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Oh, man, and just after
the divorce, too.
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I was talking
about the divorce.
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Well, Barb said it was
constant bickering
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that finally got to her.
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They never bickered.
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Tom always paid
full price.
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That's dickering.
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I thought that was bickering.
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Dickering.
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You're bickering
about dickering.
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They never bickered.
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A minute ago you didn't
know what that was.
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Typical. Side with the dickerer.
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Bickerer.
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I'm waiting in the car.
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On the other hand, divorce
can be good for some couples.
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Do you think they
bickered as much as us?
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What, do you guys bicker?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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HANK:
Lacey. Don't look now,
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but there's a teenager walkin'
around in your kitchen.
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Oh. That's Pam, my job shadow.
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Oh. That's great.
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Blink twice if
you're in danger.
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What do you mean shadow?
Because she's shady?
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Does she know what evil
lurks in the hearts of men?
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Men have hearts?
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You've blinked like 13 times.
I don't know what that means.
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Hank, Pam is from
the high school.
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Sometimes career training
early in life
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can really help people out
in their adult years.
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I concur.
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Anyway, she's a big help.
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It is not easy running
your own business.
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That's true.
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I mean I manage, without
resorting to child labour.
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Excuse me.
The high school called me.
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Why did you turn them down?
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I figured it would be more of
a hassle than anything.
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Plus they didn't ask him.
Plus they didn't ask me.
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I'm sure it's because they
realized I don't need any help.
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Oh, Pump 2's broken, so I put my
own "Out of Order" sign on it.
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Figured you
wouldn't get to it.
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I concur.
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It's perfectly good.
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I can't believe you're
givin' it away.
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I'm not. It's three bucks.
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Holy rip off.
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What else ya got?
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A driftwood soap dish
for a buck.
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Hm, cool.
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Geez, you can't even tell
it's made out of soap.
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Hey, uh, how much is that?
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It's nothing if
you just leave now.
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Didn't ya talk to him
enough when he was a kid?
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Come on, it's lunch.
Quit wastin' time.
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I'll be right there...
Honey.
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Honey? Geez, come in
out of the sun.
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It's makin' you
say crazy things.
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Well, we're always
snapping at each other.
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I'm trying to
be nicer to him.
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Well, that's admirable.
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It's foolhardy and fraught
with pitfalls and peril,
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but it's admirable.
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I just don't want our marriage
to become out of ord--
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Oh, Hank wrote that.
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Really? I'm impressed.
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A lot of those letters
are from the alphabet.
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Why is Hank doing
your signs?
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Just trying to help him
reach his lack of potential.
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Well, you should get a job
shadow like Lacey's,
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help get your gas
station in ord.
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I don't know if
it's worth it.
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Maybe not.
Probably a waste of time.
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Exactly. I don't need that.
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I meant for the kid.
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Ouch.
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Well, I didn't say I was
going to be nicer to you .
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I've got pots. You don't
have to bring your own.
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I scored this
at a garage sale.
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Check it out.
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It even comes with
its own little stove.
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Oh. I think it's a fondue pot.
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Oh, yeah. I don't know
what brand it is.
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No, it's used for fondue.
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What's a fondue?
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Melted sauce?
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Oh. I thought it was
French for somethin'.
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It is, melted sauce,
i.e. fondue.
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Ooo, I eat fondue.
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Not "I eat," "i.e."--it's Latin.
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I thought you said
it was French.
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Fondue is French.
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Did someone say fondue?
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Just about everyone has.
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I didn't say it.
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What?
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Fondue.
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Okay, that's everybody.
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I love fondue.
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And apparently
you can melt it.
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Here.
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What's this?
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A drink.
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Oh, I get it.
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You're mad 'cause I didn't
get you a drink,
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so you got me one to stick
it in my face.
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Oh, just relax.
You seem a little tense.
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Well, of course I'm tense.
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Lurkin' behind me
tellin' me to relax.
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You know, I was thinking
it might be fun to go
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for a walk this afternoon.
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Sure. Knock yourself out.
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Uh, no, I meant together.
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I don't know.
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Let me think about it.
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Where are you going?
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For a walk. I need to think
about it.
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If you ever want to try fondue,
I've got a great recipe.
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But we need kirsch.
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Who's Kirsch?
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It's brandy.
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Brandy Kirsch? Do I know her?
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I've got Kirsch.
Why?
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Oh, it was one of those
lame secret Santa gifts
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from last year.
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I'm your Secret Santa.
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Here's your gift.
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Kirsch?
Mm-hmm.
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Geez, I'm not much
of a brandy guy.
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Here, you keep it.
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Well, let's do this
fondue thing with kirsch.
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Someone say fondue?
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Did someone say kirsch?
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BRENT:
Hey, Davis.
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Workin' hard or
hardly workin'?
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That's just a little
jokin' around.
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Makes the customer
feel at home.
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It's a skill
that I have,
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that you could maybe develop,
with some practice.
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DAVIS:
What do you mean
hardly workin'?
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That's mean.
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Oh. Um, uh, Davis, this is Kyle.
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He's my job shadow
from the high school.
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I get it.
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Teach a kid that if he
doesn't work hard in school
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he could wind up workin'
in a place like this.
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Ah, it's not
exactly the idea.
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But the high school
principal called.
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What could I do?
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She used the
word desperate.
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That was the principal
from the high school.
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Oh, yeah?
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She said if she could
find a kid desperate enough,
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she'd send one over.
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She also said she was desperate
for you to stop calling.
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She said you sounded desperate.
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Hey, Emma.
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Just headin' over to
Karen's for fondue.
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Pass.
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I'm going to spend a quiet
afternoon at home with Oscar.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's okay. I'm trying
to be nicer to him.
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Oh, good for you.
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That's an uphill battle with
very little chance of success.
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But, uh, good for you.
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Well, I didn't
expect much either.
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But he seems to
be coming around.
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Emma's losin' it.
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Fluffing pillows,
giving me drinks.
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Heartless hag.
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This morning she wanted
to go for a walk.
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Honest to God, a walk.
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With you?
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That is weird.
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What do you mean?
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Oh.
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I get it.
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You're sayin' someone
wouldn't wanna walk with me.
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That's funny.
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Well, thanks.
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But if you look deeper,
you'll find it was insulting.
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Ah, no harm done.
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I'll try harder.
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Another good one.
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You had a fondue party,
without me?
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No.
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No.
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Oh, this is a
great party, Karen.
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Yeah, I like fondue.
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It tastes a lot
like cheese.
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No, Karen just made some
for me, and for Lacey,
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and Fitzy, and this guy Ted
I've never met before.
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Well, he is the owner.
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Not Brent, Oscar.
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Oh. That would be
hard to take.
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Maybe I'm losing my edge.
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Are you kidding?
You are as caustic as ever.
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Oh, you're just
saying that.
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I find you very abrasive.
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Oh, shut up.
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See? I wouldn't
worry about it.
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It's probably just because
Emma's being nice to Oscar,
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so he's in a good mood
and takin' it out on you.
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It's not like
it's a thing.
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A thing?
It better not be a thing.
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It's not a thing.
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There she is.
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You should have seen Wanda
this mornin',
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zingin' me like crazy.
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I wasn't zinging.
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I was attacking.
Mean, hurtful attacks.
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I'm a jerk.
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You're a firecracker.
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Maybe it is a thing.
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Okay? And that is how
you stack wiper fluid.
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The important thing is
to not get intimidated
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by all the stuff that I know.
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Hey, pay attention.
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You're not gonna get ahead
in life reading...
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Report on Business.
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Now, stacking motor oil, that's
a whole other bag of snakes.
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Your dad is
officially nuts.
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Well, it's good to
make it official.
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Oh, Wanda, this is Kyle.
He's my shadow.
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Nope. I've seen your shadow
and it's bigger than that.
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Wanda's a little late
this morning.
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And even though she's been
late seven times this month,
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you can't sweat the details.
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You're sweatin' somethin'.
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Yeah! Scorch, pow!
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It's give and take.
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You always want to let
your employees
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voice their opinions no matter
how immature they are.
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Math class must be lookin'
pretty good right now.
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You're not kidding.
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Oh, I saw Wanda today,
at the gas station.
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Oh. I bet when you tell people
that, they don't believe ya.
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She's a good egg, uh?
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I guess so.
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A real straight shooter.
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Sure.
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A crackerjack.
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Do you have a crush
on Wanda?
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Ah, typical.
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I mention someone four times
and you think I have a crush.
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Oh, okay, I don't
want to argue.
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00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,805
If I had a crush on her, I
wouldn't be hangin' around here.
257
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,774
I'd be at the gas station.
258
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,310
Isn't she off work now?
259
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,946
I don't know.
She gave me the slip.
260
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:49,415
Okay.
261
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:52,051
So it looks like you were
only out $1.25 today.
262
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,586
That's great.
263
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:56,622
I mean it's not perfect.
264
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,992
It's low, but it's
still higher than zero.
265
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,595
Okay, thanks.
266
00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:05,064
Man, you are a
stickler for detail.
267
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:08,300
And I don't use the word
stickler very often, or ever.
268
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,002
That was the first
time, actually.
269
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:13,339
I am just trying to help Pam
grow as a job shadow.
270
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,307
I feel the same way
about Kurt.
271
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,308
Kyle.
272
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,476
Good kid.
273
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,680
You have no idea what
he's doing, do you?
274
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,581
I am very hands off.
275
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,984
I believe in giving people
the tools they need,
276
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,652
then let them soar.
277
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,187
I'm-I'm sorry.
278
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,157
I can't seem to
find my wallet.
279
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,992
Don't worry about it.
280
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,994
Oh, thanks.
281
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,464
So was the
fondue party fun?
282
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,032
Did it get crazy?
283
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,867
Were people feeding
each other bread?
284
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:46,005
Look, what happens at fondue,
stays at fondue.
285
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,108
Hey, I'm good with that.
286
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:52,011
Look, I'm sorry
we didn't call you.
287
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,513
So have you guys ever
done a chocolate fondue?
288
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,783
Because I think that could be
real fun for the fondue group.
289
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,351
It's not a group.
290
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,821
I didn't-I didn't know
there was chocolate fondue.
291
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,623
Oh, yeah. There's chocolate,
oil, broth, beer.
292
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,993
See, I think I could bring
quite a lot to the group.
293
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,495
We're not a group.
294
00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,630
If we do it again,
we'll call you.
295
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,866
Great. When do you
think that'll be?
296
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,501
I just don't
know, man.
297
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,803
You-you can't
force fondue.
298
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,840
It's one thing we all
agreed on at Fondue Group.
299
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,578
I don't know about
this Kyle kid.
300
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:26,879
Well, I like him.
301
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,547
I didn't have
money for chips,
302
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,050
so he just gave them
to me for free.
303
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,953
This is what I mean.
The kid's got no work ethic.
304
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,921
He's a slacker.
There you go.
305
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,389
Thanks, Kyle.
You bet.
306
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,557
Kyle?
307
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,092
I meant
to tell you.
308
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,528
I've always been more
into the food service industry.
309
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,564
So I thought job shadowing
here would be a better fit.
310
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,068
Now I don't have a job shadow.
I'm job shadowless.
311
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,537
I'm like a job vampire.
312
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,607
I think I could
be a good shadow.
313
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,575
That makes one of us.
314
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,676
I'll do it.
315
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,879
No, you stay.
You're the good one.
316
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,481
Sorry, no offence.
317
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,916
I'd like to do it.
318
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,418
Besides, she's a little
high maintenance.
319
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,254
Oh, you mean
like a stickler?
320
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,090
Detail oriented.
321
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,560
All right. Well, good, Pam.
Come on, let's get started.
322
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,563
Will there be stacking?
I love to stack stuff.
323
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,698
I like the cut
of your jib.
324
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,477
You know, Brent's
never done that.
325
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,012
Never done what?
326
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:36,515
Uh, never let his
customers down.
327
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,484
Good job, Pam.
328
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,222
Oscar, your
lunch is ready.
329
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,491
I made your favourite,
330
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,827
bologna wraps.
331
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,629
Oscar?
332
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,669
Oh, Oscar, um, Paul
called, from the bar,
333
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,505
and said that the next
three people to show up
334
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,508
wearing green caps get
free beer all day. Uh?
335
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,043
Better hurry.
336
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,979
The bar's noisy.
This is great.
337
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,782
It's grate-ing.
338
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,984
So how's the new
kid workin' out?
339
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,019
Oh, to be honest,
he's kinda lame.
340
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,988
No wonder Brent
stuck me with him.
341
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,489
Hey.
342
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,092
Oh, boy. I wish I'd
stop doing that.
343
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,994
Uh, I made some soup.
344
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,563
Oh. Well, that's-that's sweet.
345
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,932
But generally I make
the soup around here.
346
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,601
I'm kinda known
for it, so--
347
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,302
That's good.
348
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,737
And you made this?
349
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,505
Yeah.
350
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,977
In my kitchen,
job shadowing me.
351
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:41,413
So in a way, I-I
made that soup.
352
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,916
I also do desserts.
353
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,918
You're not lame at all.
354
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,554
Who said I was lame?
355
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,723
Not Lacey.
356
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,993
Okay,
357
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,161
this has
got to stop.
358
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,696
Whatever you're
saying to Oscar,
359
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,965
you have him wrapped around
your little finger.
360
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,600
I'm what?
361
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,470
Just because you have
little fingers doesn't
mean you should use them.
362
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,006
I did everything but
tell him to get lost.
363
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,909
Then I told him to
get lost, nine times.
364
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:10,976
Yeah.
365
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,545
We're always jokin'
around like that.
366
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,014
What is this,
367
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,249
some sort of midlife crisis?
368
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:20,185
Midlife? What? Is he going
to live to be 140?
369
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,087
I know we're not always
affectionate,
370
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,790
but this isn't the answer,
no matter how many signals
371
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,792
you think Wanda's
sending you.
372
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,029
Subtle signals,
like get lost?
373
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,765
I'm not blaming you, Wanda.
374
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,468
But I am warning you.
375
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,238
Stop cutting my grass.
376
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:41,974
Come on.
377
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,776
I made bologna wraps.
378
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,145
I wanna hear Wanda
say "Get lost" again.
379
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,947
Now!
380
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,486
Emma, I don't know what
you're talking about,
381
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,457
especially the cutting
your grass part.
382
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,595
What are you doin'?
383
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,265
I'm just, uh, droppin'
this off for Emma.
384
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,636
You're havin' a fondue
party, aren't ya?
385
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,972
No. No, she just wants
to borrow it.
386
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,841
She's havin' some
kinda special lunch.
387
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,744
A special lunch that
involves fondue?
388
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,813
Sounds like a
fondue party to me.
389
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,650
No, she's--no party,
just Emma and Oscar.
390
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:28,520
I'll give you a lift if
I can stay for the party.
391
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,389
If you want to
shake my dad,
392
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,658
just treat him badly.
That's what Mom does.
393
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:36,195
I have been. I've been
more Emma-y than Emma.
394
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,529
Emma-y?
395
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,797
Emma-ish?
396
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,533
PAM:
Maybe that's the problem.
397
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,903
The more you're like Mrs. Leroy,
the more Oscar's drawn to you.,
398
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,507
So I should be less
Emma-ish,
399
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,009
Emma-esque.
400
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,679
I should be the Anti-Emma,
the Un-Emma.
401
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,914
Enema?
402
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,649
Can I get a fill up?
403
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,151
Oh, that's okay.
404
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,153
I'll wait for Pam.
405
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,024
There, I'm sittin'.
Are ya happy now?
406
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,025
Yes.
407
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,526
And while I start dessert,
408
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,229
you're gonna enjoy
your romantic lunch...
409
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,930
Honey.
410
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,632
This isn't a fondue party.
411
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,534
I told you.
412
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,536
Let the fondue
party begin.
413
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,039
We brought Kyle.
He's an expert.
414
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,442
A discovery we made while he was
job shadowing me at The Ruby.
415
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,844
So in a way I'm really
making the fondue.
416
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,246
Yeah, that's very sweet.
417
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,982
But I want this to be
about me and Oscar.
418
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,384
So, where is
Oscar, anyway?
419
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,186
Dammit!
420
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,291
So this isn't even
the right make?
421
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,628
It's the last time I let
Brent sell me an air filter.
422
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,730
It's a mistake anyone...
423
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,734
well, someone could make.
424
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,470
I hope that was okay.
425
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:52,971
That was great,
426
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,808
which is why I have
to let you go.
427
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,476
I don't understand.
428
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,344
You've done a
bang up job here.
429
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,581
Because of that, people
will expect a higher
level of service.
430
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,583
It's just settin' them
up for disappointment.
431
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,652
I can't do that
to my customers.
432
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,621
I kind of respect your
commitment to mediocrity.
433
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,624
If I can just get you to sign
your termination slip?
434
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,493
Oh, you-you didn't
fill it out right.
435
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,628
But it's okay, I'll do it.
436
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,731
Great. If you need me,
I'll be next door.
437
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,636
Hey.
Oh!
438
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,438
Come on!
439
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:31,009
I mean, listen, I'm sorry
about earlier with Emma.
440
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,979
Oh, don't worry about her.
She's off her rocker.
441
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,247
Well, yeah.
442
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,650
But you don't deserve that,
I mean someone as nice
443
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,652
and as sweet as you.
444
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,588
What the hell are
you talkin' about?
445
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,656
I'm just saying
you're a great guy.
446
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:48,293
In fact, I would like
to buy you lunch.
447
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,263
I hear Kyle makes
a heck of a soup.
448
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,831
You're as loopy as Emma.
449
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:57,136
I'm just sayin' that you and I
should soup it up sometime.
450
00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,372
You know what I mean?
Soup, soup?
451
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,641
I'm outta here.
452
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:06,979
And thus ends the creepiest
chapter of my life.
453
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:16,788
Oh, Kyle, this chocolate
fondue is amazing!
454
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,192
Yeah, you can't even
taste the cheese.
455
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,861
Where are the rest
of the skewers?
456
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,863
I guess there
are only five.
457
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:29,334
If you don't want me to be a
part of Fondue Group, say so.
458
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,370
No, we want you to stay.
459
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,306
Fondue is about bringing
people together.
460
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,208
Okay.
461
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,477
I guess I can just
borrow someone else's.
462
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,349
You can't borrow
someone else's.
463
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,051
It's not practical.
464
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,021
It's not sanitary.
It's not fondue.
465
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,256
Oh, wait, I found
an extra one.
466
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,824
Here you go, Davis.
467
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,726
♪ romantic music
468
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,240
What happened?
469
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:11,577
Sorry, I'd like to tell ya,
but what happens at fondue
470
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,612
stays at fondue.
471
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,248
So, a fondue accident?
472
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,350
Yeah.
473
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,795
Oh, hi.
474
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,430
Nice to meet you.
475
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:36,235
Kyle has really come along,
you know, under my guidance.
476
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,237
We know all about
your guidance.
477
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,938
What?
478
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,241
He was going to be
a hockey player.
479
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,242
Oh.
480
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,110
Now he wants to be a chef.
481
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,813
But, Dad, I'm actually
happy, for the first--
482
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:50,249
You, in the car.
483
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,752
And you, stay
away from my son.
484
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,256
You're a bad person.
485
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,129
Good job mentoring.
486
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,965
Yeah, career killer.
What's the soup today?
487
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,735
Cream of Shut Up.
488
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,271
Oh, that was a
good one, Lacey.
489
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,273
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490
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,975
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497
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