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You thinking of buying a car?
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Why would you say that?
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Because you're reading
the Car Guide .
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Oh. I read it every year.
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It's got everything,
action, suspense, graphs.
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Yeah, sure, it's a formula,
but it works.
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I'm thinking of buying a new
car, but it's so intimating,
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and it's worse if
you're a woman.
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That's pretty sexist.
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No. No, I mean the salesmen
don't give you as good a price.
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Oh, yeah. I thrive on that
high pressure stuff.
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I never buckle.
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You want a piece of pie
to go with that coffee?
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Uh, no.
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Uh, yeah-yeah, okay, okay.
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You know, if you're worried
about this car thing,
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you should take a guy with ya.
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That's a good idea. I think
I'll take ya up on that.
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Hey, you wanna go
look at cars with me?
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Okey-dokey.
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Thanks, Hank.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪,
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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You never see anyone with
a good yo-yo anymore.
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You always start
conversations as though
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we've been having
a conversation.
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What? You used to see
yo-yos all the time,
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but now they're
disappearing.
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Yeah, Davis, they're
like the rainforest.
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Ah, rainforest.
Who misses it?
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Speaking of yo-yos.
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Where?
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I was just saying, you
never see yo-yos anymore.
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It's like the rainforest,
but sad.,
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I can't believe this.
You guys are eatin' doughnuts?
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So?
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Cops eating doughnuts,
that's like dogs chasing cats.
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Dogs do chase cats.
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They're animals.
They don't know any better.
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But you two have a choice.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I miss the yo-yo
conversation.
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Happier times.
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Plus, doughnuts are like the
worst thing in the world for ya.
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What about gettin' a piano
dropped on your head?
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How could this be
the worst thing?
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A chainsaw accident
can be painful.
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It's just dough and nuts.
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If you were at the zoo,
leaning over the tiger pit
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and you fell
into the tiger pit,
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that would be worse
than doughnuts.
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Joke all you want.
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But I stay trim
by eatin' healthy.
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Oh, yeah? What do you snack on?
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Well, I just ate a pie.
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But I got a fast metabolism.
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It'll slow down once
he hits puberty.
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You here to pimp my ride?
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Notice anything
different about me?
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Have I seen you in that
green ball cap before?
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Yeah, lotsa times. Guess again.
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Um...
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haircut?
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The sunglasses.
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Oh, yes, that's right.
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They make you look like a
more distinguished Corey Hart.
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Who's he? Is he important?
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Only the Secretary General
of the UN.
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(scoffs)
I knew that.
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So, what's with the sunglasses?
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Anniversary comin' up.
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Emma always gives me my gift
a week early, to remind me.
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She does it out of spite,
because she knows
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I'll screw it up and
get her a crappy gift.
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Getting something non-crappy
never occurred to you?
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Oh, it's easy to say.
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I don't know what to get her.
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Well, coming to a gas station
is a good start.
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Motor oil, washer fluid,
two-litre bottles of pop.
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Oh, she likes pop.
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Don't get her pop.
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Let's see.
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I'm usually pretty
good at this.
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Have you thought of
a day at the spa?
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Yeah.
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That could get me to relax,
help me to think.
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Well, I kinda meant Emma.
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Trust me, she'll love it.
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Okay. But you better hope
you're right.
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Am I forgetting something?
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I helped you,
you threatened me.
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I think that covers it.
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Happy Anniversary.
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What is it?
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A day at the spa.
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Do you listen to anything I say?
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What a rip off
those day spas are.
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Promise me you'll never
get me one for a present.
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Okey-dokey.
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This is the worst present ever!
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Okey-dokey.
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Okay, you ready to go
face some car salesmen?
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You bet.
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Look what I found
at the gas station.
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Don't you have a lost and found?
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Well, I had one,
but I lost it.
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Isn't that ironic,
don't ya think?
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You know what would be weird?
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If somebody put a lost,
lost and found box
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in a lost and found box.
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Now we have something
to talk about in the car.
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Right. Let's not take any guff
from those salesmen.
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Guff?
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Strong language, but I
think it's called for.
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We'll brook no foolishness.
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Check. No guff brooking.
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What's wrong with Guff Brooking?
He's got some good tunes.
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Okay, time to go.
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Wait.
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Are you two gonna
pretend to be married?
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Why would we--
That's not a bad idea, Hank.
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You should
get some rings.
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No, I don't think so.
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Then you need a good story
why you don't have rings.
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Maybe you're gettin' them
washed or you lost them.
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I'd buy that.
I lost the lost and found.
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We lost our wedding rings.
This marriage is in trouble.
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Maybe you were at the zoo
and you were leaning over
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the tiger cage--
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Okay, I wanna go.
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I wanna hear
the tiger thing.
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Hey, Emma, I hear it's
anniversary time.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oscar get you somethin'
good this year?
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(moans)
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Something tells me he did.
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It's like he doesn't
even know me.
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What's wrong?
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He got me a day at the spa.
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A monkey could come up
with a gift like that.
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A monkey?
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I mean, you don't think
the spa's pleasant?
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Oh, yeah, total strangers
touching me.
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It's more pleasant talking
to you. No offence.
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None taken.
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Oh, I don't know why
I'm snapping at you.
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It's not like it's your fault.
I-I'm just so depressed.
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What a stupid, stupid gift
from a stupid, stupid person.
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Right. Well, a lot of people
like the spa.
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Well, you don't have
to defend him.
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Do you have any sugar?
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Is white all right,
Your Highness?
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You know, Hank has a point.
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What? That Darth Maul
is better than Darth Vader?
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That is such garbage.
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I meant about the doughnuts.
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Tomorrow I'll bring us
some healthy snacks.
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How about plain doughnuts,
baby steps?
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It'll be good, you'll see.
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Sorry about goin' off on the
Vader thing. I know you hate it.
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I don't hate it.
It just makes me pity you.
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Everyone likes Darth Maul
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because he's got that
double light sabre.
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Anyone looks good with
a double light sabre.
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Yeah, a real chick magnet.
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Hey, look, Guff Brooking.
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Okay, let's go.
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All right. Let me just
put my game face on.
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(laughs)
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Now, remember, cool detachment.
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Cool detachment, I got it.
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I'm kind of excited.
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Get that smile off your face.
Cool detachment.
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Whoa-ho-ho, do you see how fast
these windows go up and down?
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You gotta get this one.
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Ah, he's excited.
We just got married.
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Can you give us a sec?
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Sure.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. I'm sorry,
I got carried away.
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Cool detachment.
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Cool detachment.
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But these windows--
Cool detachment.
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All right, listen.
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Don't let him talk you
into any fancy extras.
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You don't need a
whole bunch of...
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Hang on.
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What?
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Is my bum getting warm?
It's the seat warmers.
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She'll take it.
Brent!
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I've never seen windows
go that fast.
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They were like rocket windows.
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Give me another chance.
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You guys made a commitment.
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You gotta try and stick
this fake marriage out.
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We are not fake married.
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Look, every fake relationship
has its ups and downs.
203
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It's what you do during
the down periods
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that defines your commitment.
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The fake reverend is right.
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DAVIS:
Mmm.
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Boy, you can really
taste the zucchini.
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Thanks for makin' them.
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Yeah.
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I mean really taste it.
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Yeah.
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I'm not sure I like
the taste of zucchini,
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but you sure can taste it.
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They are a little dry.
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Next time I'll add
some raisins.
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Or maybe chocolate chips.
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Hey, good idea.
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How far do you think
I can throw this?
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I'll go first.
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You're still steamed
about the gift?
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A monkey could have gotten
a better gift,
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honest to God, a monkey.
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I tried my best.
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And not a special monkey
that knows sign language either,
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just a regular
run-of-the-mill monkey.
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Give me another chance.
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Where are your sunglasses,
anyway? Did ya lose them?
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No.
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I decided not to wear them
until I got you a present
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that was more thoughtful.
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Honest to God, a monkey.
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This is going better today.
Yes.
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I still think we should go
to a different lot and compare.
234
00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,995
Why? This is just
what you need.
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I just want
to look around.
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Look around?
This is a great car.
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Didn't you tell me not to get
the first one we looked at?
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I didn't you'd look at this one.
This is like the Batmobile.
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00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,974
Next you'll tell me
to get the undercoating.
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I bet Batman would.
241
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,511
Any questions?
No.
242
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Look, give me a second
to talk to her.
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How long have you two
been married?
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Oh--
Oh, you're probably wondering
why we don't have rings.
245
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Funny story.
We were at the zoo--
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Brent!
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Let me tell the story, Honey.
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Sorry!
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Zucchini.
250
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Nice healthy choice.
251
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,651
A monkey coulda
suggested a better gift.
252
00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,187
Not a deaf one either,
just any old monkey.
253
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,156
You people are obsessed
with monkeys.
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00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,158
A spa day is a great gift.
255
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,660
A year's supply of bananas,
that's a monkey gift.
256
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,029
You really dropped
the ball on this one.
257
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:40,032
An old tire hanging from a rope,
that's a monkey gift.
258
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:41,534
Spa day, great gift.
259
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,169
Well, Emma hated it.
I know.
260
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:46,005
You know nothing!
261
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,874
So what do I get her?
262
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,911
That's it? That's the fight?
263
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,180
Come on, I need
a woman's advice.
264
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:57,116
Where's Lacey?
I need some advice.
265
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,852
I want some advice.
Too busy.
266
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,188
Which kinda chocolate chip
tastes better?
267
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,857
What makes a good
anniversary present?
268
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:09,061
I don't know,
a day at the spa?
269
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,064
You're the bottom of the
barrel, but I'm desperate.
270
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,066
Oh, geez, I'd love to, Oscar.
271
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,769
But, uh, I was just about
to staple my tongue.
272
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,539
Hmm, staple my tongue,
help Oscar.
273
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,641
They're both so enjoyable.
274
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,678
Brent, it's my money and
I don't want to buy it.
275
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,380
Oh, so it's your money now.
What about our money?
276
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,515
Alright.
277
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:32,084
But we've taken up this
guy's time. We owe him.
278
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,254
I think we should dicker.
Dicker, a waste of time.
279
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,656
He already said it
was his best price.
280
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,426
You'll hurt his feelings.
We can't do that to Bill.
281
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,963
Think they'll buy?
I don't know.
282
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,931
But look what I found?
283
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,600
Hank, glad you're here.
284
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,603
Listen to Oscar, while
I move on with my life.
285
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,705
I need a make-up gift for Emma.
286
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,340
I need a woman's advice.
287
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,809
I can give ya a
woman's advice.
288
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,745
I'll go with a woman.
That's sexist.
289
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,781
Wanda, help me out, here.
290
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:02,848
Aaa-aa-aaah.
291
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:06,118
Oh, you're no use anyway.
Day at the spa.
292
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:09,622
Oh, don't get her one of those.
Those are a rip off.
293
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,958
Okay, look, makeup.
Every woman loves makeup.
294
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,428
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a, oh, a, uh,
295
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,965
whatchamacallit-oh,
a-oh, hah, a job.
296
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,135
Makeup.
297
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,870
Seems good.
298
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,872
I don't know.
What?
299
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:27,907
Never mind.
300
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,309
I got an idea,
but you want a woman.
301
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,611
No, it's okay. Shoot.
302
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,947
Right here. Eh?
303
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,655
Where have you been?
I didn't know where you were.
304
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,790
Oh, sorry.
305
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,259
Did you need backup
on that armed robbery?
306
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,130
Try.
307
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,499
Ah, I don't know.
Just try.
308
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,639
Mmm, these are better.
309
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,009
I cut the amount of zucchini and
threw in the chocolate chips.
310
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,644
Mmm, good thinkin', Partner.
311
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,146
Got some butter?
312
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,181
Oh, they're nice
and moist already.
313
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,183
I doubled up the butter.
314
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,021
Happy Anniversary.
What do ya think?
315
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,525
A bathroom scale.
316
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:20,659
Wow.
317
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,528
Is that good, bad?
318
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:26,198
Don't keep me in
suspense, woman.
319
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,534
Oscar, I love it.
320
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,871
It shows you're worried
about my health.
321
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,707
How did you come up
with this idea?
322
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,710
Well, I'm intuitive d, uh,
I wanted to get you somethin'
323
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,212
as nice as the
sunglasses you got me.
324
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,816
Oh, put them on again. I wanna
see how you look in them.
325
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,718
Okay.
326
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,020
Oh, you didn't lose them,
did ya?
327
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,555
No.
(nervous chuckle)
328
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:51,724
I'll-I'll go get 'em.
329
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,730
(sighs)
330
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,442
What'd ya do?
331
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,944
Well, I had another thought.
332
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,680
I replaced the zucchini
with Smarties.
333
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,449
Well, I gotta say,
I don't miss the zucchini.
334
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,084
What about the
chocolate chips?
335
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,586
Oh, I kept those.
336
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,821
Good idea. Because we
want to eat healthy,
337
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,823
but it should still
taste good.
338
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,293
Does the frosting
help or hurt?
339
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,229
Oh, it helps, really helps.
340
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,431
Mmm-hmm-mmmm.
341
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,603
Oscar really came through for me
with the anniversary gift.
342
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,605
Well, you look beaeautiful.
343
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,106
Well, thanks.
344
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,108
Anyway, Oscar gave me
the nicest gift.
345
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,610
What brand?
346
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,111
Sears.
347
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,746
It's digital.
348
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,082
Digital makeup?
349
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,717
Digital scale.
350
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,786
He gave me a bathroom scale.
351
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,822
It's so romantic, shows
he's thinking about my health.
352
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,124
Ah, that old smoothie.
353
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,460
I thought he was
getting you makeup.
354
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:04,663
Oh, thank God he didn't.
Can you imagine? Honestly.
355
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,099
Yeah, yeah, a monkey.
356
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,003
Hey, good work, Karen.
357
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,939
This was a really good
idea you had, Hank.
358
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,976
Eating these muffins has really
made me feel more energetic,
359
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,278
especially ten minutes
after I eat them.
360
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,648
Then I kinda crash.
So I just eat another one.
361
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:25,451
I'm glad I could help.
You stay the course.
362
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:29,488
Mmm. It's tough goin',
but I'm worth it.
363
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,791
Okay, so that didn't
go too well.
364
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,326
No, it didn't.
365
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:38,163
That Bill guy is slick.
We should go to a new lot.
366
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,665
Good idea.
367
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,967
And I won't get flustered
next time.
368
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,136
No, you won't.
369
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,872
It'll go better
at this place.
370
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,508
Shouldn't we have rings?
371
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,678
I think I left my
sunglasses here.
372
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,513
Where's the lost
and found box?
373
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,882
Oh, it's been missing
for a long time.
374
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,018
I think someone stole it.
375
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:07,026
People are jerks.
You can't trust nobody.
376
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:11,697
Hey, why do you hound me for
gift advice and then ignore it?
377
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,232
I liked Hank's idea better.
378
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,300
Hank's?
Yeah.
379
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,369
Hank's?
Yeah.
380
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,837
What?
381
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,009
Hank's?
Stop saying that.
382
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,311
But I love you.
I've always loved you.
383
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,280
It can never work out.
384
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,182
We work at two different
car dealerships.
385
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,183
But--
386
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,419
Hey, we'd like
to look at some cars.
387
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,854
I never want to see you again.
388
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,523
Oh, wait.
389
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,360
You dropped your sunglasses.
390
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,698
Hank's?
391
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,836
I gained three pounds. We're
going back to doughnuts.
392
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,372
Doughnuts? But I don't
have the willpower.
393
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,374
Tough it out.
394
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,644
Maybe after we eat a doughnut,
395
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,879
we could reward ourselves
with muffins.
396
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,748
(honking)
397
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,887
You got a new car, with Hank?
398
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,422
Oh, Hank was great.
399
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,592
He got them to knock $1,000
off her best offer.
400
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,395
I'm good at payin'
less for stuff.
401
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,098
Yeah, well, I can see
I'm not needed here.
402
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,799
I can use so gas.
403
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,268
Maybe Hank can pump it for ya.
404
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,270
I think I hurt his feelings.
405
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,106
Looks like it.
406
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,408
What were we talking
about before?
407
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,509
Oh, yeah.
408
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,644
Darth Maul would be a way
better apprentice
409
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,880
than Darth Vader would.
410
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,783
Oscar.
Yeah, Sweetie?
411
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:42,121
I found your sunglasses case
and it's empty.
412
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,423
They're expensive.
You should keep them in here.
413
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,593
Nah. I like to go commando.
414
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,394
That's not what
that phrase means.
415
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,297
I don't wanna keep them
cooped up in a case.
416
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,299
They wanna be free and easy.
417
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,136
Are we still talking
about sunglasses?
418
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,272
Where are they, anyway?
419
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,408
I heard Lacey bought a car.
(chuckles)
420
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,943
Love ya.
421
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,445
Hey.
422
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,148
Brent's mad about the car thing.
423
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,650
Hmm.
424
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,952
Maybe you should get him
a make-up gift,
425
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,454
ease the pain a little.
426
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,422
You know, that is a great idea.
427
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,657
Thanks.
428
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,326
Oh, um, but just
so we're clear,
429
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,830
I don't mean buy Brent makeup.
430
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:28,167
Right. Because that was
at the top of my list,
431
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,835
right next to nail polish.
432
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,337
What should I get him?
433
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,812
Hey, is that the new one?
Yeah. You want it?
434
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,850
You're not gonna finish it?
No, man. I lived it.
435
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,757
So, are you gonna admit it?
What?
436
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,693
That you lost the sunglasses.
437
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,497
They're right there.
438
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,266
Well, pick them up,
before you lose them.
439
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,203
I'll get to it.
440
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,417
Wha, well.
441
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,421
A money clip.
442
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,990
Is this your way
of reminding me how much money
443
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,758
you saved by using Hank?
444
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,793
What?
445
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,761
Hey, Lacey,
you were right.
446
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,798
I, uh, I talked Lacey into
buying you that money clip.
447
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,767
My mistake. What she really
wanted to get ya was this.
448
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,236
Whoa!
449
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,804
A yo-yo!
450
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,272
That's good?
451
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:44,443
I'm gonna do Around the World,
Spank the Baby, Walk the Dog.
452
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,945
Ah. So, that's good.
453
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,947
Hey-aay, a yo-yo.
454
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,482
You never see those anymore.
455
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,818
Yeah, you're right.
I never thought, but--
456
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,654
Can we please talk
about something else,
like Darth Vader?
457
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,155
Lacey get you a gift?
458
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,957
Yeah, a yo-yo.
459
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,792
Well, of course.
460
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,795
If I had said "ball glove,"
you woulda got a pony.,
461
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,797
I went with Hank's idea.
462
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,965
Hank's?
463
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,536
Hey, look, sunglasses.
464
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,438
They're mine.
They're mine.
465
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,841
Hank's?
466
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,476
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469
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:27,052
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470
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:34,993
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I just don't know ♪
471
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,301
♪ It's a great big place ♪
472
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:46,305
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
473
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,340
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
474
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:52,010
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Yes you do ♪
475
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:56,014
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476
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