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Licence, registration.
What'd I do?
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You didn't fix your
broken tail light.
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I told ya like a
thousand times.
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Exaggerations. Maybe 10 times.
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Like 10 million times.
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How will people know
when you're stopping?
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They hit the back of the truck.
That's how I broke the light.
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I'm impounding this vehicle.
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Ya come to the station
with a new tail light
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and you can have it back.
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How are ya gonna drive
both vehicles back?
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I'll follow you.
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Hey, don't rear end me.
My tail light's broke.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Knock, knock.
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I come bearing gifts.
23
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What's this? It's my old
MP3 player.
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What's an empty tree player?
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MP3. It stands for
music playing...
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3.
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Oh, right. So I plug it
into the radio?
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No.
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Well, I'm not signing up for
any record-of-the-month clubs.
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This is harder
than it should be,
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and yet not harder
than I expected.
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I already filled it with a
buncha country superstars.
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There's at least three guys
named Hoyt on there.
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Oh, it's not working.
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Oh, it's one of
these things!
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Oh, it'll be great
to have one of these!
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What station is this?
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All right, uh, the next item
up for bid is item 7 and--
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You did 7 already.
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No. That was item number 6,
the, uh, the bag of, uh--
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It wasn't a bag,
it was a box.
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It was a box of bags,
item 7 and you
got 30 cents for it.
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This is the worst
police auction ever.
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Just get to the
big ticket items.
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I am going in order so
I don't get mixed up.
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Okay, item 23.
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Let the eating contest begin.
Here are the perogies.
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Oooh, I like those.
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Yeah. I was up all night
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blending the potato and cheese
just right.
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Two kinds of cheese,
three kinds of potatoes.
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There's three
kinds of potatoes?
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You sure you grew up
in farm country?
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Yeah. But it was after
TV was invented,
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so I didn't hit
the plough a lot.
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Wow. So how many of those
you gonna eat?
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Oh, no, no. Brent's not allowed
to enter the eating contests.
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Why? Are you some kinda pro
or somethin'?
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No, I'm not a pro.
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But the pros know who I am.
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No, no one will enter if
I enter, so I entered you.
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You entered me?
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We should probably change
verbs before this gets weird.
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You put my name in the contest?
Why would you do that?
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Lacey in an
eating contest?
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Hah.
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See? Huge laughs.
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That is so gross. There is
no way I'm doing that.
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People shoving huge gobs
of dough in their face
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as fast as they can, butter
running down their chin,
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sour cream in their eyebrows.
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I have never been more attracted
to you than I am right now.
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This is stupid.
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Doctor said I was supposed to
eat some salad, not just salad.
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Lettuce has no vitamins
or anything, ya know?
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I could die if
I only eat this.
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You might notice a lotta
lettuce on your plate!
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Doctor says it's good for ya!
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Can you even hear me with
those ear bugs in your head?
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Oh, it's an MVP player.
Brent put some records on it.
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Quit yellin'!
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I'm two feet away from ya.
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I got it on shuffle.
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You can never tell what song's
going--oh, I like that!
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No. I'm sorry, but
I'm not doing this.
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It's disgusting.
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You're going to lose.
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I'm not going to lose,
because I'm not doing it.
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O-kay.
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When I count to three,
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everyone start cramming
your perogy holes.
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One.
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You're finished.
Lighten up.
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Two.
I own you. Bring it on!
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Three!
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I'm starvin'.
I can't live like this.
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Are you gonna listen to that
stupid tape recorder all day?
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Okay, then.
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I'm gonna eat a ham sandwich.
Is that okay with you?
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A big ham sandwich,
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with mustard and mayonnaise
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and maple syrup and bacon and
butter and leftover apple pie.
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Just let me know if
you'd rather I didn't.
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All right, then.
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I can't believe this.
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How about a big hand for
this year's perogy pig,
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Lacey Burrows!
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Who woulda thought inside
that skinny little frame
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lived a heart of a giant
gluttonous porker.
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I am not a porker.
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I just ate 40 perogies
in under a minute.
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Oh, my God, I am a porker.
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Put on the nose.
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That is not gonna happen.
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How could you have sold Hank's
truck? It wasn't on the list.
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There were floor mats on the
hood and I thought the truck
went with the mats.
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What happened to
my box of bags?
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I got 30 cents for that.
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Hey, the world's safe again.
I, uh, got the new tail light.
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Yeah. Uh, about that, um--
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how should I put this?
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Karen sold your truck.
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You sold my truck?
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To who?
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There are no words to describe
how pleased I am with myself.
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Wow, you can eat.
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I had no idea you could
unhinge your jaw like that.
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I think I saw you on
the Discovery Channel.
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Hey, champ. So how'd ya
like those perogies?
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Pretty tasty, huh?
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Honestly, I was eating so fast
I didn't taste a thing.
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Oh, I see.
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I'm glad to know I wasted
my Friday night cookin' those up
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when I coulda been...
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I coulda been...
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anyways, I wasted my time.
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It's an eating contest. What
did ya think was gonna happen?
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I'm never cookin' for one of
these stupid contests again.
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Hey, how many doughnuts
could you eat? Like 80?
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Ah, hey.
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Oh, hey, Hank.
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Just out for a walk?
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Man, I gotta hand it to ya.
Ya pulled off a good gag.
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Which gag?
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You know, the old
I'll-pretend-to-own-
Hank's-truck-for-a-while gag.
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It's good stuff,
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good stuff.
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The thing is, I really do own
it, therefore it's not a gag.
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You know?
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Oh, sure, it's funny
and clever and...
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highly enjoyable on a lotta
levels, but it's no gag.
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All right, fine,
you own it.
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Now sell it back to me.
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I wish I could.
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But you can't afford
what I paid for it.
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Sold, for $14!
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Yes!
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You're right. Where am I gonna
get that kinda dough?
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Maybe you could enter
a walk-a-thon,
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Christopher Walken ,
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Joaquin Phoenix.
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Johnny Walker.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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If you're gonna be drivin'
my baby around,
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there's some things you
should know, like, uh,
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the radio gets better reception
if you hold the steering wheel
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with one hand on top.
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The-the headlights won't work
if you got it in low gear.
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Oh. And, uh,
what does this crank do?
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Oh, hello, Emma.
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Listen, I was thinking I might
eat this whole jar of jam.
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If you don't think it's
a good idea, just let me know.
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I'm really starting to
enjoy our little chats.
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Hey, do you have
any brown sugar?
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What's the matter, you
eat all your inventory?
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I heard you can really
pack away the chow.
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She was incredible.
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Wow, you know how to make
a lady feel special.
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She could probably shovel
back more than you.
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Okay, let's keep
our feet in reality.
I'm just sayin'--
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She can't eat more than me.
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Hmm. Maybe I could.
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I guess we'll never know.
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Is that jam on your face?
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♪ You can't fix a broken
heart with a splint ♪
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Oh, hi, Karen!
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Oh!
Oh.
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It's MD2 player.
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Ah. Is it all
stuff like that?
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Oh, you mean country?
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Not the word I woulda
used, but sure.
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You need to step into the now,
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or get to where
you can see the now.
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You know how to inload
records into this thing?
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I think I know what you're
saying and I can hook you up.
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00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:10,743
I wouldn't give her that, Emma.
She might auction it off.
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00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,746
Now normally at this point
I would drive off in anger,
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but Karen sold my truck,
199
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so I'm walkin' off in anger.
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Okay, you and me,
anytime, anyplace.
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Wow. Aren't you a smooth talker.
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Eating contest. People think
you can eat more than me,
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I want everyone to know.
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00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,433
Sorry. Guess it'll be one of
life's great mysteries.
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Who would win between
Spiderman and--
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Sasquatch.
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00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:40,840
Okay, Sasquatch.
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First of all, are you talking
about Spiderman fighting
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any old sasquatch or
Sasquatch from Alpha Flight?
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Two completely
different scenarios.
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It doesn't matter, because
it's not going to happen.
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It's already arranged.
I phoned Fitzy's grandma,
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asked her to make four dozen
perogies, bring them here.
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Fitzy's grandma?
Why didn't you ask me?
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You said you'd
never do it again.
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I didn't say that.
217
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You did. It was just
a bit more whiney.
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Walker.
219
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Texas Ranger.
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Heh, heh!
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Stop it, Wanda!
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Man, that never gets old.
223
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Did I mention I was
really sorry?
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Hey, Mom. Enjoyin'
your RQ5 player?
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♪ And I'll be backin' my
business all up in your trunk ♪
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♪ You talk about TAP THAT! ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey.
228
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Nobody's backin' anything
up into anyone's trunk.
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Where did you get this?
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Karen.
231
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She offloaded some more
down-with-it tunes.
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Oh. If by down-with-it
you mean filthy.
233
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You shouldn't be singin' about
things you don't understand.
234
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You put Skinamarinkydoo on
here. I got no idea what that
means.
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What's not to get?
That's right in the title.
236
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You can hassle me all
you want, I'm not giving
you the truck back.
237
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,593
I'm not hassling you.
238
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I'm here to inform you
that I had to impound
your other vehicle.
239
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,566
You impounded my car? Why?
240
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Unspecified violations.
241
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How'd ya get the keys?
242
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I'm a cop, I have my ways.
243
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,107
Hey, can I have
Wanda's keys?
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Yeah, sure.
245
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:25,544
Do you want
her wallet too?
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I want my car back.
I'll pay the fines.
247
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,418
Where's my wallet?
248
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:33,919
Ah, it's too late anyway.
249
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,922
You want your car, you
gotta talk to the new owner.
250
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,694
I can't express happy words
how I feel right--I mean--
251
00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:55,074
And I don't even know
if it was cooked.
252
00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,146
Hey, how about a quick game
of poker? Who's in?
253
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,481
Can't. Told my wife
I'd be home early.
254
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,617
How about you,
Oscar, you in?
255
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,119
Sure. We can even
do it at my place.
256
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,789
I'll just call the missus
and see if she minds.
257
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,898
I gave her a chance
to say no.
258
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,337
Okay, enough jerkin' around.
Let's get this outta the way.
259
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,007
I am not going into
another eating contest.
260
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,709
C'mon, the people wanna see
two big food suckin' hogs
261
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,244
goin' head to head.
262
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,113
Food sucking hogs?
263
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,948
Sorry. Hog and sow.
264
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,483
Ach!
265
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,984
Okay, how about this?
266
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,920
You wanna get the roof
fixed, right?
267
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,621
Yeah. But I can't afford it.
268
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,591
I'll do it for ya.
I'll re-tar the whole place.
269
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,594
I'll re-shingle the eavestroughs
or whatever you do to a roof.
270
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:52,665
No expense to you if you can
beat me in an eating contest.
271
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,700
Okay, I'll do it.
272
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,901
Why not?
273
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,736
I just said I'll do it.
274
00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:58,838
Oh.
275
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:02,608
But remember, it's me
who's got the nose.
276
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,417
Well, it's gettin'
kinda late.
277
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,352
Hey, no, it's still early.
278
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:16,589
Yeah. But the old ball and
chain, you know how it is.
279
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,090
She's cool.
280
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,592
She is not cool.
281
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,126
Emma,
282
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:24,897
just yell if you want us
to stop playing!
283
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,967
Guess we can stay.
284
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,768
Yeah.
285
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,837
Ante up.
286
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,141
Oh, hey, Karen.
287
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,911
Listen, I just wanted
to say, you know,
288
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,548
I really dig all that music
you put on my mom's MP3 player,
289
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,885
but, uh, I was thinkin' I don't
know if it's that appropriate
290
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:49,221
for her, you know, with the
business and the tapping and--
291
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,390
I mean I-I tap business
all the time.
292
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,025
You do?
293
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:57,196
Oh, sure, in the grills
and all up in the cribs
and all over the place.
294
00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:02,434
But if you could not put any
more of that stuff on my mom's,
that would be super coolio.
295
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,204
Whatever you say,
Reverend Leroy.
296
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,775
Hey, Hank,
297
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,844
where should I hang this?
298
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,914
Should I hang it from the
rear-view mirror or--
299
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,982
Get that pervert
outta my truck.
300
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,684
And put some pants on him.
301
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,286
Who, Johnny G-string?
302
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,555
He's as easy on the eyes
as he is on the nose.
303
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,397
I'll hang him on
the outside mirror.
304
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,370
That is not cool.
What?
305
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,739
This wasn't here before?
306
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,241
Okay, fair enough,
307
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,910
I mean if I'm gonna be
sleepin' in your car.
308
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:48,580
That's the best you can do?
309
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,416
I don't wear much to bed.
310
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,918
I guess me and Johnny
got somethin' in common.
311
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,688
Please tell me you're joking.
312
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,257
Ooo, feels pretty good
on the seats.
313
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,427
Well, I gotta go.
314
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,596
I got a full day's work
ahead of me, haulin' manure.
315
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,132
Gonna take a lotta trips
in my little car.
316
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,901
You wouldn't.
317
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,004
And I'm feelin' pretty sleepy.
318
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,577
This one has
some sick riffs.
319
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,580
They sampled a retro DMC vocal
under a funk base line.
320
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,248
Ya hear it?
321
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,917
It's a toe tapper.
322
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,555
Hello? Oh. Hi, Brent.
323
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,056
I'm not here.
324
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,925
Look, what is
your problem?
325
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,794
I'm just trying to get Emma
into more contemporary music.
326
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,429
It's not doing
her any harm.
327
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,431
That's for shizzle.
328
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,600
What'd you just say?
329
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,169
I'm just sayin'
it's dope, dog.
330
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,139
Okay, I'm sending
her home now.
331
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,741
Yeah.
332
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,914
You're not crappin' up my car.
333
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,683
Oh, you mean the Plop Wagon?
334
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,320
I swear, I will paint this
entire truck hot fuchsia
335
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,622
and cover it with
Hello Kitty stickers.
336
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,724
I guess I'm goin'
to the manure farm.
337
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,227
Guess I'm goin' to the
Japanese decal store.
338
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,795
Get outta the way!
339
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,864
No, you get outta the way!
340
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,301
I saw your door was open.
341
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,803
I'm a little busy.
342
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,405
Yeah, I see.
343
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,608
Makin' a fresh
batch of perogies,
344
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,944
right here in
your lovely kitchen.
345
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,480
Such a nice kitchen.
346
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,017
It would be a shame if
somethin' should...
347
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,219
happen to it.
348
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,955
Are you trying to
intimidate me?
349
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,457
Kinda. Is it workin'?
350
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,958
Not really, no.
351
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,794
Oh, yeah?
352
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,030
Then how about this?
353
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,767
All right, stop!
354
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,203
Get out of the vehicles.
355
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,807
Look, there is a simple
way to settle this.
356
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,542
Yep.
357
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,846
Or we could
just swap keys.
358
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,051
So, who gets the cop car?
359
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,923
Oh, no.
360
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,592
What am I gonna do with
all these chili dogs?
361
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,928
I accidentally made them,
by accident.
362
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,164
Oh, well, I guess I'll just
have to throw them away.
363
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,166
I see what you're doin'.
364
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,735
You're tryin' to fill me up
before the contest.
365
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,337
Go ahead, throw them out.
366
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,106
Fine. That's what I'll do, then.
367
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,107
Okay.
368
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,275
All right, here I go.
369
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,314
All right, I'll eat them.
370
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,717
It's not their fault.
371
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,521
Now, was that so hard?
372
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,559
Oh, and Wanda, if you find
a pair of boxers in the back,
373
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,528
you'll let me know, huh?
374
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,265
See ya.
375
00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:01,073
Officer, that guy's
tail light is broken.
376
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,976
I hate this town.
377
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,082
My grandma just phoned.
378
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,884
She's not makin'
the perogies.
379
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,520
She said somethin' about
Davis and then hung up.
380
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,689
Davis says I can park
wherever I want.
381
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,263
Well, it's just as well. I'm
pretty full from those dogs.
382
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,532
I guess we'll do
this another time.
383
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,701
No, no. I'm still the champ,
so I win by default.
384
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,770
I got the perogies.
385
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,939
Great. Are you both ready?
386
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,908
Well, maybe we
should hold off.
387
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,210
No, let's do it right now.
388
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,980
On the count of three.
389
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,582
One.
390
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,285
Two.
391
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,587
Three.
392
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,861
Winner, Brent.
393
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,596
How did you--
394
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,032
Did you just eat all that
in four seconds?
395
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,201
I'm not sure what my time was.
Anyone?
396
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,702
Four point six.
397
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,371
Not my best time.
But I was pretty full.
398
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,941
Once again, my perogies
are stuffed down so fast
399
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,144
no one can appreciate
them. Real nice.
Au contraire.
400
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,846
Did I taste a hint of
tarragon in the butter?
401
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,315
You noticed.
402
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,750
My compliments
to the chef.
403
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,221
You gonna finish yours?
404
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,090
I have never been less attracted
to you than I am right now.
405
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,563
All right, Emma.
406
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:35,534
I'm gonna eat a whole box of
fudge and wash it down with rum.
407
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,970
If you don't want me to,
say somethin',
408
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,972
anything to stop me.
409
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:44,109
For the love of all that's holy,
please stop me!
410
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,478
Oscar, I made you some dinner!
411
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,146
Salad?
412
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:53,752
Jalapeno and spicy Jack
cheese nachos.
413
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,021
I wanted to make
you a treat.
414
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:59,958
You've been so patient putting
up with me and my headphones.
415
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,269
There.
416
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,904
How's that for backin'
your junk into the trunk?
417
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,574
What the hell are
you talkin' about?
418
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:20,145
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