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Aaah! No! Oo-ooh! Ooh!
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Excuse me. I was wondering
if I'm in right place?
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I was just having that
same thought myself.
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I'm supposed to be at a
fishing lodge in Deer Lake.
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Am I close to
Deer Lake?
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Close linguistically.
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Sorry?
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Well, ah, this
is Dog River.
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Animal, water.
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Dog River,
Deer Lake.
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Dog, deer, river, lake.
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Oh, I get what
you're saying.
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Oh, wow.
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You fit in way
faster than I did.
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I just wonder how my travel
plans got so screwed up.
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Yeah. Who's your travel agent,
Christopher Columbus?
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Christopher Columbus?
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He got lost.
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And he discovered
North America.
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Fine. Would you like the joke
better if I said,
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"Who's your travel agent,
Amelia Earhart"?
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Well, she disappeared forever.
Now it has a tragic element.
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Geez, it happened a while
back, Lacey. Get over it.
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Your Columbus joke, inaccurate.
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Your Earhart one,
just tacky.
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I stand by my work.
History will vindicate me.
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Yep, definitely not
the right place.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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I don't like it.
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I don't like what this
could do to a town.
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You know what
it is, Oscar?
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Yes, I do, jackass.
It's a money machine.
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I've seen a money
machine before.
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I don't know about the
morality of putting an ATM
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in a store that sells
insurance and booze.
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It might lead people to
impulsively buy insurance.
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It's not working.
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The stripe goes down
and to the left.
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To the left.
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Whose left?
Your left.
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Not the machine's left?
Your left.
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See? It's already tearin'
the town apart.
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It's not working.
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That's your
driver's license.
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I've been lookin'
for that.
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This seems like a nice town.
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Is there a lot to do
around here?
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Oh, yeah. Lotsa stuff.
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Hunting?
No.
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Fishing?
No.
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Kayaking?
No.
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I already said hunting.
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Davis has that
pile of lumber.
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I'm sorry?
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It's big and-and you have to
see it. It's-it's lumber.
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Oh, I'm not really
doing it justice.
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Oh, let me try, Emma.
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It's a-it's a big-it's
a big pile of lumber
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and, ah, it's just-
it's just sitting there.
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It's great,
big pile.
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Is it shaped
like anything?
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Mm, no.
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It's pile shaped.
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Hey, Lacey.
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I'll have the soup du jour.
Sure.
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Oh, Karen, this is Bill.
He's from Wisconsin.
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Oh, an American.
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Soup du jour is French.
It means soup of the day.
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Thanks.
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"Du jour" means day and "soup"
means soup, in French.
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At least I think it does.
Does it?
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I think so.
Soup is universal.
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There's something.
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I think I'll learn some
French while I'm up here.
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Are you all bilingual?
No. No. No.
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Brent,
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my campaign to promote
Dog River is working.
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An American tourist has
come here, accidentally.
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If he came accidentally,
what does that have to
do with your campaign?
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You can't argue
with results.
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Don't tell me what
I can't argue with.
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He's here accidentally?
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Yeah, who's his travel
agent, Amelia Earhart?
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Ah, poor Amelia Earhart.
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Geez, Brent.
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She knew the risks.
Anyway.
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Hank, I want you to show
this guy around town,
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be Dog River's
Goodwill Ambassador.
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Oh, yeah? Cool.
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I always wanted to be
an ambassador.
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Oh, I know. You relentlessly
pursued that ambition.
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Why Hank?
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I need somebody with too
much time on his hands.
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Oh, well, he also has too much
dirt on his hands.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Isn't Mark Mallet already the
town's Goodwill Ambassador?
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Welcome to Dog River.
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We're going in a
different direction.
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Don't worry, Mr. Mayor,
I'll make you proud.
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So, Wisconsin, huh?
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They call you
Cheese Heads
there, right?
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Cheese Head, big old
heads of cheese.
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Come and buy me a
coffee, Cheese Head.
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I don't like this ATM.
Me either.
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Do you think I
should learn French?
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It's a beautiful language.
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Everything sounds better
in French, except soup.
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Soup?
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Mayor, my gut tells me
this ATM is bad news.
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If you don't let me do my job--
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Davis, he just said he didn't
like it either.
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Why don't you like it?
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Pourquoi?
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They're in there
talking, scheming.
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I maintain power by keeping
my ear to the ground.
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No one wants
your job, Fitzy.
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So that's why I think
the chicken comes first.
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Good point. But I'm
an egg man myself.
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What do you think, Wanda?
Huh?
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Chicken or egg?
Oh.
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Well, not to be too technical,
the egg does predate the chicken
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by millions of years,
if you look at dinosaurs.
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Now, if you're taking semantics
out of the question--
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hey, cool, money machine!
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Okay. Uh, chicken or egg?
Oscar, what do you think?
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What do you mean
"what do you think"?
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I mean what do you think?
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Why do you want to know what I
think? Are you makin' fun of me?
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They want to know what
you think, I think.
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Wow! So that's what
it feels like.
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Jackpot!
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Ah-hah!
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Anybody seen Wanda, about
this tall, sarcastic?
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No, no, no.
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Me and, uh, Cheese Head here
were just settling the bill,
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although he probably doesn't
have any Canadian money.
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We got our own money
up here, Cheese Head.
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Oh, I know. I've got
Canadian money.
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Oh. Okay.
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Now you're going to make fun
of the colours, huh?
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Go ahead, call it circus money.
Let's hear the music.
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Hank, you know my rule
about circus music.
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But he's makin' fun
of our money.
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No, you are.
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Actually, coloured money
makes a lot of sense.
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The new American fifties
are kind of pink.
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Pink money.
That's stupid.
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♪ Mm-boop-boop,
mm-boop-boop, ♪
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♪ mm-boop-boop. ♪
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Good ambassadoring.
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So, how is our Goodwill
Ambassador doing?
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Oh, ho, great!
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I was saying to Bill
that we should get on
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our snowmobiles later and
go look at the polar bears.
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Ha, ha, hey? Right, Fitzy?
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I thought polar bears
lived in the Arctic Region.
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Isn't this part of Saskatchewan
Mid-grass Prairie?
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Yeah. Well, at least
our money's not pink.
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Brent, how would you like to be
the town's Goodwill Ambassador?
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Oh, I thought Hank was
the town's Goodwill Ambassador.
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We're going in
a different,
different direction.
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Well, what do I get in return?
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My undying gratitude?
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Wow. Hard to put a price
on something so worthless.
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Oh, come on.
Ambassador, goodwill.
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Fine. Well, what about Hank?
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I've taken care of Hank.
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You can't leave me
out here stranded.
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It's like ten miles to town.
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It's your house. You'll live.
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All I got to eat here is
pickles and Poprocks.
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You'll probably live.
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Mid-grass Prairie.
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Good old egg salad.
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Hey, what do you think
of the whole egg chicken thing?
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I'm at peace with it.
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Well, I have an opinion.
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I'm not surprised
or interested.
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You never care about what
I think or what I do.
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This is supposed to be
a marriage, Emma.
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When's our anniversary?
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August, late August.
Early September.
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Not even close.
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See, you don't care
what I think.
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I'm goin' back to the ATM.
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Again?
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Why do you like it there
so much?
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Hey, it's Oscar!
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Let's ask him
what he thinks.
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You wouldn't understand.
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It's kinda dead in here.
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Ce n'est pas la plus du peuple.
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Pardon?
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You mean "pardon."
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I decided to learn French.
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Well, good for you.
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I've got some old textbooks
I could dig up.
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Nah. I think I'll just pick it
up, start French cold turkey.
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What, you mean like
French immersion?
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Yeah.
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Doesn't that work better
if you're in a place
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surrounded by people
speaking French?
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Doesn't a diner work better if
you're surrounded by customers?
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Hey, Hank, sorry about
your ambassadorship.
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Ah, what can you do?
I had a good run.
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A good solid
half hour run.
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Ha, hah,
it was wild ride.
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What did you say
your last name was?
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Burrows.
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I knew a Sharon Burrows in
Toronto. She was a stockbroker.
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Oh-ho, here we go.
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Ha, hah, I suppose you
think Lacey knows her, huh?
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Yeah, we all know each
other in Canada, Bill.
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It's a vast country, Bill, vast.
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Excuse me for a second.
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Actually, I do know Sharon
Burrows. She's my cousin.
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Wow!
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Ha, hah, small world.
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Why don't we all go
to Toronto and see her, huh?
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It's only about a half
hour's drive, eh, Lacey,
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hey, by dogsled, huh?
Mush! Mush!
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Hush.
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So, how do you
know Sharon?
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I know you're the mayor
and what you say goes,
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but I don't like that ATM.
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I keep telling you,
I don't like it either.
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Maybe I should fight
fire with fire.
234
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,301
But that's how we lost
the train station.
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Hey! You can't drive like that!
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I should write you up a ticket!
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I'm Goodwill Ambassador.
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I have diplomatic immunity.
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Cool. What's up?
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It's about the tourist.
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What about him?
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Hank.
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00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,063
What's he doin'?
Is he bein' Hank?
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Is he doin'
Hank type stuff?
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Okay. Time for a little
community policing.
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I was an ambassador!
247
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,914
But that's what
I'm saying.
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You need thought before
you can have language.
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Without conscious thought,
how can language exist?
250
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,890
So you're saying I'd have to
think in French
251
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,859
before I can learn it?
252
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,527
You're learning French?
253
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:13,165
If you want to know
what I think--
Hey, Emma! Do you
wanna try the ATM?
254
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,301
Or you could buy
some insurance.
255
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,604
I just came to see what
the fuss was all about.
256
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,774
We were just talking
about whether language
comes before thought
257
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,542
or thought comes
before language.
258
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:27,179
And I was just
going to say--
What do you think, Emma?
259
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,582
Yeah, I'd be interested
to get Emma's thoughts.
260
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,118
Well, that's an
interesting question.
261
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,487
On the one hand...
262
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,135
Hey, Oscar.
263
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,003
Oh, what are you
pouting about?
264
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,172
I'm not pouting.
I'm waiting for Emma.
265
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,974
She's gabbing with
the ATM People.
266
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,675
ATM People?
267
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:59,145
In the liquor store.
They're a fickle bunch.
268
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,480
One minute you're
King of the Heap
269
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,316
and the next you're sitting
on the street pouting.
270
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,285
You wanna know
what I think?
271
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,790
Stupid ATM!
272
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,028
Ahem.
Hello, ATM People.
273
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,064
I, uh-I just wanted to
remind everybody that
274
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:23,869
they could have this, and other
discussions, over at The Ruby.
275
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,704
Why?
276
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:30,743
So you can give me a head
trip about how I need classes
and textbooks to learn French?
277
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,778
Here my dreams are nurtured.
278
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,346
You're trying to learn French?
279
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,848
Yes.
280
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,983
And that's a dream
you've been nurturing.
281
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,620
We like talking here. There's
no obligation to buy something.
282
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,257
Although, insurance is
an important investment.
283
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,795
You got any
more muffins?
284
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,330
Wow.
285
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,299
That-that was a
pile of lumber.
286
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:56,635
It's just a big pile
of wood, there, in a pile.
287
00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,105
Tonight I'll take you to
a place where they have
288
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:03,342
constructed the wood
into a long table-like
structure with shelves.
289
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,844
It's called a bar.
290
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,312
Oh, great.
291
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,514
I'll need to get
some cash, though.
292
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,916
Oh, we have one
of those too.
293
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,453
Man, this place
is jumpin'.
294
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,988
Brent, Bill.
295
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,823
What are you
guys doing here?
296
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,992
I came to get out
some money.
297
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,493
Outta what?
298
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,262
The ATM.
299
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,732
Oh, right.
300
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,996
Hello?
301
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,299
It's quiet.
302
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,369
The calm before the storm.
303
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,605
Le calm avant les...
304
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,707
stormage.
305
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:12,378
This French stuff isn't
payin' off for you, is it?
306
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,214
That's not what they
say down at the ATM.
307
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,683
What did you say?
Nothin'.
308
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,552
You've been hangin'
out at the ATM?
309
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,621
Je ne sais pas.
310
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,593
Hank.
311
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,329
Here's where everybody is, huh?
Are you okay?
312
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,865
It looks like you've
seen a ghost town.
313
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,433
Oh.
314
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:38,304
Davis keeps driving me out to
my place and leaving me there.
315
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,240
So, ah, what's
everybody doin'?
316
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,475
Actually, we were
talking about politics.
317
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,377
Politics. Hah.
318
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,613
You probably think Canada's
leader is called
319
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,082
the Grand Poobah, huh?
320
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,951
No, it's the
Governor General.
321
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,452
Wrong.
322
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,621
It's the Prime Minister.
323
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,990
Technically, Hank, it is
the Governor General.
324
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,993
Actually, I think your
Governor General can
pick another leader
325
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:05,831
of any political party to form
the government in the event of
a non-confidence motion.
326
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,333
Oh, oh yeah.
327
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,968
Wow.
328
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,603
Aren't you a tall drink
of knowledge.
329
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,440
Now, I'm-I've always
been kinda confused.
330
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:18,844
Does a-a non-confidence
motion apply to free votes?
331
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,779
As opposed to legislation?
332
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,982
Oh, ooh-you know,
I don't know.
333
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:26,018
Typical ignorant American.
334
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,990
Where's Bill?
335
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:34,460
He's over at the ATM.
That's all he ever does now.
336
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,595
If you wanna know
what I think--
337
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:40,432
I think this ATM thing
is getting out of hand.
My thoughts exactly.
338
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,969
I also think that,
in case anybody's
wondering what I think.
339
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:47,373
That's my thoughts...
if you're wondering.
340
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,808
This table is wobbly.
341
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,446
So, Emma,
342
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,349
what's the best way
for me to learn French?
343
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,118
Why are you asking me?
344
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,454
Well, you're the leader
of the ATM People.
345
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,524
Why do you keep calling
us the ATM People?
346
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,593
It's not like
we're a club.
347
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,629
We're just a group of friends
hanging around the ATM.
348
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,131
Oh.
349
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,600
Who I'm the leader of.
350
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,041
I'm gonna outlaw ATMs.
You can't do that.
351
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,810
Yes, he can.
No, he can't.
352
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,513
See, the ATM
has divided us.
353
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,649
I realize now,
Davis was right.
354
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,885
You agreed with him
all along.
355
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,887
Oh. Yeah.
356
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,223
I really liked that ATM,
till Emma came.
357
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,026
What good has she
ever brought me?
358
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,996
What about Brent?
359
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,366
I guess.
360
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,501
I love you too, Dad.
361
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:53,072
Oh, don't you
Give us a hug. touch me, ya...
362
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,542
I don't see why
you guys get Alaska.
363
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,978
Well, don't blame me,
blame Russia.
364
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,348
You Americans, you blame
Russia for everything.
365
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,351
Okay, I've heard enough.
366
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,421
Someone take care of Hank.
367
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,128
Hold on, here. I can't
let you do that.
368
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:21,133
You like Poprocks?
369
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,335
Maybe we should
just talk to them.
370
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,738
Maybe if we all go there--
And we'll be wearing masks?
371
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:32,377
No, Dad. I think Lacey means
really talk to them, not...
372
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,614
whatever you were thinking,
that requires masks.
373
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,916
Yeah, just talk to them.
374
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,319
If they want to plot
against our mayor,
375
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,788
they can do it here
in the restaurant.
376
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,256
Or the gas station.
377
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,958
What do you say?
378
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,962
I'm in. But if it doesn't work,
we go there with masks.
379
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,597
Brent? Fitzy?
380
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,232
It's worth a shot.
381
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,400
Yeah, I'm sure they'll
listen to reason.
382
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,237
Okay, well, that didn't
work out as I thought.
383
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,239
No, it didn't.
384
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,941
They can't do this to me.
I'm the Mayor.
385
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,443
Yeah. Well,
I'm a Senior.
386
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,779
Hey, thanks for stickin'
up for us back at the ATM.
387
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,481
You're welcome.
388
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,485
So do you think you'll ever
come visit Dog River again?
389
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,987
Oh, I think so,
390
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,657
especially if I want to be
part of some bizarre
sociological experiment
391
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,792
with no chance
of hunting or fishing
392
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,530
and where I get dropped in the
middle of the Prairie, sure.
393
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,632
Yeah, Mid-grass Prairie.
394
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:33,338
Where were you,
French Immersion?
395
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:36,875
No, I got dumped at Hank's
house by the ATM People.
396
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,645
What? They can't do that.
397
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,914
Yeah. I'm an officer of the law.
398
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,716
Dumpin' people at Hank's
house was my idea.
399
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,718
They can't just
steal my idea.
400
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,353
Plus I'm a cop.
401
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,389
I don't care what
Fitzy thinks.
402
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,926
This time we're
doin' things my way.
403
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:03,435
I'll give ya this if
you get rid of the ATM.
404
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,138
You're bribing me
with a piece of wood?
405
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:10,008
Obviously I'm not bribing
you with a piece of wood.
406
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:13,278
I have a whole pile of wood.
It's yours.
407
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,747
Really? That's a huge pile.
408
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:19,117
It's not like the ATM's actually
made anybody buy anything.
409
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,286
Deal.
410
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,723
So now what are we
supposed to do?
411
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:28,393
I don't know.
Start a woodpile club?
412
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,598
Well, sorry about
your wasted trip.
413
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,567
It might seem like
this was all a big mistake
414
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,903
and we'll probably never
see ya again,
415
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,671
but as the town's
Goodwill Ambassador,
416
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,374
I just want to say Godspeed.
417
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,376
Right.
418
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,279
Can somebody
sign for this?
419
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:52,117
Well, now that the ATM
is gone, business should
pick up at The Ruby.
420
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,721
Hey, let's go look at
Wes's pile of wood.
421
00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,292
Oh, what the heck.
It's a pile.
422
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,661
A whole pile, of wood.
423
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,634
Well, that's
never comin' back.
424
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,937
Yeah, just like
Amelia Earhart.
425
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,572
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00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,745
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00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,609
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