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Hurray, hurry, hard!
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Hard,
hurry, hard!
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Yes, yes!
Whoa, right off!
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What are you doing?
You're freakin' me out.
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Oh, sorry. We're gettin'
ready for curling season.
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Oh.
I take it you're
not a fan?
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No, I have never
gotten into curling.
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I find it kind of,
I don't know--
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Dull?
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I suppose.
But more, um--
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Slow?
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Could you slip the word
excruciating in there somewhere?
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I can see where it
wouldn't hold the same
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level of intensity
as muffin stacking.
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But it has its moments.
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It's just not
my cup of tea.
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It's more exciting
than a cup of tea.
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It may not be muffins,
but it's more than tea.
Give it that much.
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Fine. It's less than muffins,
but more than tea.
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Was that so I don't even know
difficult? what I'm saying.
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Then our work
here is done.
See ya. Bye.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Step into this
century, woman.
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Get with it.
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Get with it? Has Dad been
watching Laugh-In again?
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He wants me to get rid of
my lucky straw curling broom.
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I like it.
It makes a thocka, thocka sound.
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People don't take us
seriously out on the ice.
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What are you sayin'?
We're losing our sheet cred?
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Dad, I'm proposing that
you let me be skip this year.
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I have some strategies I'd
like to try out on the ice.
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Strategies? There's no
strategy in curling.
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You just throw rocks.
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Maybe that's why our team
record with you as skip is...
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Wanda?
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Oh, ah, 2 wins,
87 losses, 1 tie.
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The wins were by default
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and the tie was against
Mrs. Carter's grade 3 class.
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It's not about
winning or losing.
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It's about what kind
of broom you have.
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You can be skip of this team
when y you pry the broom
out of my cold dead hands.
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Any idea when that
might be, Mr. Heston?
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Karen, I want to
show you something.
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The Clavet Cup.
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Named after Archie Clavet,
the greatest curler
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to ever come out
of Dog River.
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Some people say Archie Clavet
could slide a cup of coffee
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down the length of the ice,
draw it dead to the button,
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without spilling a drop.
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Isn't that amazing?,
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It's amazing that people
go around saying that, yeah.
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So what's this thing for?
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The winner of the annual
Dog River Bonspiel.
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It's our duty
to guard it.
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And who are we guarding
it from, tin thieves?
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Everyone.
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People are always trying
to grab it and touch it
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and put their
glommy mitts on it
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and have their pictures
taken with it.
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With this? You could go
to any trophy store
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and get two of these
for 10 bucks.
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Not like this.
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This was named after
The Great Archie Clavet.
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Important
Some people trophy.
say Archie-- Got it.
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Fine. But you're forcing me
to quit Team Leroy
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and form my own new team, which
I will call New Team Leroy
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or Team Leroy Two, or, uh,
Team Leroy...
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The Next Generation.
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There might be a
copyright issue.
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The name is
not important.
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What is important is that
I'm striking out on my own.
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Mom, will you
come with me?
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I'm sticking with Oscar.
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You dance with the one
that brung ya.
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Damn right.
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No matter how disappointed
you are in his dancing.
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Damn right.
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Fine. Wanda, will you
come with me?
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You rented Jerry McGuire
last night, didn't ya?
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Yeah, I forgot to
bring it back, too.
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But regardless, will you
come with me?
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I don't know, Brent.
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Bear in mind,
I sign your paycheque.
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Fine. I'll join your new team.
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Aa-ah!
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Yes. Thank you, Wanda.
You won't regret this.
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Yeah, yeah, you complete me.
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I've left Mom
and Dad's rink.
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I'm gonna skip my own rink
in this year's bonspiel.
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Really? That's cool.
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Yeah. So far it's me and Wanda.
Do you wanna be on my team?
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Oh, geez, thanks, Brent.
But that might not look right.
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I mean I am in charge
of the ice over there.
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If I was on one of the teams,
people might think
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I'd somehow use my ice pebbling
abilities to sway the game.
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And, frankly,
I wouldn't blame them.
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I think you're
being paranoid.
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Hank can't be on your team.
He works at the rink.
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He could pebble the ice
in your favour.
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How can you say that?
Frankly, I'm hurt.
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Just for that, I'm gonna
join Brent's team.
So there.
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I'm not exactly sure
what just happened,
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but you're on my team now, right?
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Yeah.
And, frankly, Stop saying
I don't-- frankly.
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You might even say that
the very spirit of Dog River
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is carried in this cup.
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Cup A Spirit. Gotcha.
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I'd let you guard it,
but it's a pretty big job
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and I just don't know if
you're ready. No offence.
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You don't think I'm
a good enough cop to
guard a tin bucket?
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And that
offends you?
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Emma.
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Really?
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Oh, you bet.
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Thanks, Emma.
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Look, Karen, I'm sorry
I offended you.
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You're right. You're a good cop.
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You deserve a shot at
guarding the Clavet Cup.
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Thanks, Davis. I don't actually
want to guard the cup.
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It was just the principle.
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The job is yours.
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The bonspiel
is on Saturday.
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Bring the cup down to
the rink around noon.
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Fine. I will guard
your precious cup.
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Where ya goin'?
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A special assignment.
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I'm glad you could
join the team, Davis.
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My pleasure.
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I've wanted to play in
this bonspiel for years.
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Okay, Davis replaces Brent.
But who replaces Wanda?
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Could Karen join?
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A special assignment.
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Who's she talkin' to?
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Myrtle Runsman.
Hopefully she'll be
our new fourth.
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Well, you take
care, Myrtle.
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You just follow
doctor's orders
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and you'll be walking
around in no time.
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Our prayers are with you.
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So she's in?
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No, she's not in. She just
got her hip replaced.
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Good gravy. That woman is
forever gettin' new hips.
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As soon as new model comes out,
she's gotta have it.
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Well, I think she's hooked
on the painkillers.
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And the moon farthest from
Jupiter has a cave on it.
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So there's no reason
to bring a tent.
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Come on, think. There's
gotta be one other woman.
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They're either already on
a team, out of town,
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or breaking in
new body parts.
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Come on, think. We just
need one other woman.
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Anybody will do. She doesn't
even have to be any good.
Lacey?
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Can you think of anyone?
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No. It beats me.
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Oh, I gotta get
back to work.
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Lacey!
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We could get Lacey!
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Don't look at me.
I don't work here.
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No, wait. Gimme 10 bucks.
They'll, uh, ring it in later.
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Lacey, we want you--
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Nice try, kid.
We were here first.
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Too late, Buddy Boy.
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Aw, Lacey, you don't wanna
do this. You'll be miserable.
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If you throw better than Emma,
she gets all pouty puss.
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And if you throw lousy,
Oscar calls you a jackass.
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And the two of them
together are complete a--
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competitors.
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And for various
non-specific reasons,
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you do not want to
be on their team.
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What team?
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Geez, Would you
we haven't be on our
asked her. curling team?
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We win.
She belongs
to us.
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I don't belong to anybody.,
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She's still a free agent.
Up the ante.
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Ah, would you be on
our team, please ?
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Good ante.
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I don't know why you
guys want me to play.
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I don't know anything
about curling.
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Well, except that
it involves sweeping and--
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I do enough cleaning
around here.
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Well, right there,
Lacey.
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That's why, that irrepressible
sense of humour you have.
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Really?
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We think you're funnier
than they do.
Don't we, Oscar?
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Yeah.
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"I do enough cleaning around
here" because it's sweeping.
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Wow. Thank you.
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Gosh, I'm really glad
you enjoyed it.
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Ah, I still don't know
anything about curling.
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Well, what's to know?
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You throw rocks and
try to get them
in the houses.
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Throwing rocks at houses?
Is that legal?
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Ah, I'm gonna think about it.
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I can't
do this. Keep laughin'.
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Okay. Rocks at houses.
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Where do you come up
with this stuff?
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Okay, Brent's gone.
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So, Emma, you throw
third stones. Davis,
you throw second.
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All right!
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Are you sure, Oscar? Third
requires touch and finesse.
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I play a take out game.
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So? Practice your finesse.
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Just cozy one up
to the button.
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00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,339
Ease up, Emma!
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Ooh, is that
the Clavet Cup?
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00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,814
Yeah, I think that's
what he called it.
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Cool. Can I
touch it?
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Why do you wanna
touch it?
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Just once, I don't think
please? Let I'm supposed
me touch it. to--
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I'll wipe my hands off.
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I'll give ya 10 bucks.
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Do you know what the phrase
"ease up" means?
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Do you know what
ththe phrase "shut up" means?
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Oh, Oscar.
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The madder Emma gets,
the stronger she gets.
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She's like
The Hulk. The what?
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00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,613
The Hulk.
He's a super hero.
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00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,215
Is he stronger
than Superman?
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00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,250
No. Well, some
would argue that.
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00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,952
What about that
spider guy?
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00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:56,022
My point is, if you
want Emma to throw softer,
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try being nice to her.
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Compliment her.
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Yeah, trick her.
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Good one, Davis.
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00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,266
There you go.
What's this?
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00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,669
Some money I owe ya,
for my tab.
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00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:10,936
Oh, wow.
Thanks, Hank.
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00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:13,372
It's about half
of what you owe, but--
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Half now, half when you
agree to play with us.
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00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,677
Wait a second.
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00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,046
You got any of those
great curling jokes?
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00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,381
Brent says you got
a million of 'em.
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00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:25,685
Curling? The game
or what you do
with your hair?
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00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,821
The game. Now you got
any jokes or not?
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00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,694
Good draw, Ma.
Thanks. Nice touch.
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00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,763
What the hell is
he doin' here?
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Scram!
244
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,133
Fine. I'll scram.
245
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:44,470
But I'll see you on
the coloured circles.
246
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:49,408
That didn't sound as menacing
as I wanted it to.
247
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:54,980
Why are you fraternizing
with the opposition?
248
00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:58,150
I mean...
your hair
looks great.
249
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,186
What?
250
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,855
Are you What are you
losing weight? up to?
251
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,357
What makes you think
I'm up to somethin'.
252
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:09,028
The last time you
complimented me
Brent was born.
253
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,169
The Clavet Cup?
254
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,038
Is that the
real Clavet Cup?
255
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,173
Oh, no, it must
be a fake.
256
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,008
It's the real one,
I think.
257
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,810
Oh, let me hold it.
258
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,881
Geez Louise!
259
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,483
The Clavet Cup!
260
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:31,517
Ow!
261
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,285
Sorry, Wes,
I have my orders.
262
00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:36,922
I just want to take a picture
of you and the cup.
263
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,691
The cup and me?
264
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,528
Hi, you guys.
265
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:45,030
I've thought about
this for a long time.
266
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,099
I know this
isn't easy for you.
267
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,970
Just tell my folks you'll play
on our team. They won't be hurt.
268
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,005
I've decided to
play on their team.
269
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,306
Well, that hurts.
270
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,041
They asked me first.
271
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,611
I think that I should
show them that loyalty.
272
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,279
They'd show me
the same loyalty.
273
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,481
I want my half
of the tab back.
274
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,983
You owe me that money.
275
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,085
You got it under
false pretences.
276
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,654
You ate food and
didn't pay for it.
277
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,257
Don't change the subject.
278
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,094
Ooo, that's a nice one.
279
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,029
I look strong and
authoritative,
280
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,699
yet still soft
and feminine,
don't ya think?
281
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,668
My arm hurts.
282
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,870
Good pictures, Wes.
283
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,573
But, uh, duty calls.
284
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:31,010
Actual duty. I'm not just
gonna go to the bathroom.
285
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,179
Can I get one more
with the Cup?
286
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,780
Sure.
287
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,458
Hey, Guys.
Good news.
288
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,761
I've decided to
join Team Leroy.
289
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,831
The first generation or
the next generation?
290
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,532
You guys.
291
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,569
That's great, Lacey.
Welcome aboard.
292
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,637
I'm ready to do some sweeping.
293
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,439
Maybe some mopping
and dusting too.
294
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:04,009
We only need her for the day.
Keep laughing at her jokes.
295
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,079
It is just so good
to feel wanted.
296
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,814
Here I am!
297
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:11,917
Hey, Myrtle,
you're outta bed.
298
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,787
Thanks, Lacey, we don't
need ya anymore.
299
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,121
Oh.
300
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,656
Wow.
301
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,159
I really missed the mark
on the loyalty thing.
302
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:23,128
And your jokes
aren't funny.
303
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,469
Hey, Karen.
304
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,471
Where's the Clavet Cup?
305
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,975
Yesterday I was with Wes and I
just turned away for a second.
306
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,043
Ah, you lost it,
didn't you?
307
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,179
You lost the Clavet Cup.
308
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,014
I didn't lose it.
309
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:46,418
I'm unable to ascertain its
whereabouts at this juncture.
310
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,754
I taught you
police mumbo-jumbo.
311
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,956
Don't try it on me.
312
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,292
Oh, this is fun.
313
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,061
I'm so glad I decided
to be on your team.
314
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,163
Lacey, we know you're only
over here
315
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,065
because you got dumped
for Morphine Myrtle.
316
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,268
Well, I still like
being on a team.
317
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,837
All right. So I'll be skipping.
Skipping?
318
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,472
What, you're not
gonna show up?
319
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,242
Get it, skip?
320
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,545
You guys don't
like jokes either?
321
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,080
Oh, we like jokes.
322
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,582
We're all for jokes.
323
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,151
Did someone tell a joke?
I love jokes.
324
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,788
Don't let your lousy
policing skills
get you down.
325
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,658
Everybody does something
completely moronic
now and then.
326
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,560
Ah, you're just
being nice.
327
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,564
But it's the Clavet Cup. Eve.
328
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,934
Nobody loved
Archie Clavet.
329
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,237
He was a liar, a thief,
a racist, and a bigamist.
330
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,006
But you said he was great
and well respected.
331
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,509
No, I said he was
a great curler .
332
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,511
You gotta respect that.
333
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,515
Have a heart!
334
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,317
Have a heart!
335
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:57,022
I think you mean
"hurry, hard"
336
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,925
or is this another one
of your hilarious jokes?
337
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:03,395
No. I thought it was
"have a heart."
338
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:07,099
Maybe you should
shout internally.
339
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:11,704
Okay, before you make this
shot, I just wanna say...
340
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,240
that shirt really brings
out the green in your eyes.
341
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:23,048
35 years of marriage
342
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,851
and he doesn't even know
my eyes are blue.
343
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,196
Hey.
344
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,732
Why is Brent shaking hands
with the other team?
345
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,767
Another strange
curling ritual?
346
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,436
Yeah, a weird ritual
called "We lost".
347
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,406
The whole tournament? Oh, geez.
348
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,510
I'm sorry, you guys.
I guess I didn't help much.
349
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,213
You bounced every
rock off the side.
350
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,348
I thought it was
like shuffleboard.
351
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,584
You did your best, Lacey.
352
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:02,154
But you're no drug addicted
old broad straight outta
hip surgery.
353
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,460
Check the drawer
beside my desk.
354
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,298
Did you find them?
355
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,267
Yeah. But I don't understand.
356
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,736
I lost a couple, too,
over the years.
357
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,438
So I bought extras.
358
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,407
You can get two
for 10 bucks.
359
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,009
Now get back here.
The final's about to start.
360
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,078
Hey, you guys.
361
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,381
Good luck in the final.
I hope you win the Clavet Cup.
362
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,250
Oh, look,
Captain Strategy.
363
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,685
I just had an idea
that might help Mom.
364
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,254
She doesn't
want your help.
365
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,022
I wanna hear
what he says.
366
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,392
Dad, why don't you throw third
stones and let Mom clean up?
367
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,693
I'm the skip.
368
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,595
The skip throws last.
Everybody knows that.
369
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,964
The skip is just the leader
of the team.
370
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,901
The rules allow you to
throw third and still be skip.
371
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:52,037
Are you sure, or are you
just screwing with his head?
372
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:53,672
Either way's fine by me.
373
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,707
Although uncommon,
it is allowed.
374
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:58,544
Just ask Alberta's Randy Furby
and Dave Nedohin.
375
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,145
Yeah, you can do that.
376
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,848
That's what we do
and we've won
three briers.
377
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,516
Absolutely not.
378
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:08,787
It's worth a shot.
But I'm in charge.
379
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,590
Well, Captain Strategy has
many more people to assist.
380
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,525
Godspeed, citizens.
381
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,733
Ohhh!
382
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,009
Hurry! Hurry!
383
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,314
Good goin', Davis.
384
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:42,087
Emma just has to make this shot
and they win the game.
385
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,555
I know.
386
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,692
I've been sitting here watching
the whole thing with you.
387
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,993
Yes.
388
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,963
But this information is helpful
to me and anyone else
389
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:54,466
who hasn't been able
to observe the entire match.
390
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,402
Yeah. So to summarize,
391
00:18:57,402 --> 00:19:01,974
if Emma makes this shot, Oscar
and Emma win the Clavet Cup,
392
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,943
which will be the dramatic
conclusion to these events.
393
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,312
Did everyone get that?
394
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,051
Just clean the house
and we win.
395
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,989
Oh, it's a big takeout.
I don't think I have
the strength anymore.
396
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,824
Your eyes look nice.
397
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,727
Your hair, have you
changed it?
398
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,695
No, Oscar.
399
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,165
You need to
make her angry.
400
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,267
We need her strength.
401
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,437
I broke your new blender
makin' homemade cement.
402
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,907
And your broom's stupid.
403
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,752
I did it!
404
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,055
We won!
405
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,790
Hey-hey-hey.
406
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:55,294
You did what
to my blender?
407
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,434
And the winner of this year's
annual Dog River Bonspiel
408
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,336
is the Leroy Rink.
409
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,840
The Old Generation.
410
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,909
It's not the
Old Generation.
411
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,811
The First Generation.
412
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,446
My mistake.
413
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:18,250
So now we'll present
the winning rink with
the Clavet Cup.
414
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,955
Here it is, Clavet Cup,
comin' through.
415
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,360
The Clavet Cup.
416
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,168
Wow! It looks
brand new.
417
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,270
No, that's it,
the real one.
418
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,771
No, it isn't.
419
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,908
I've seen it up close.
This isn't it at all.
420
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,877
I didn't lose it
or anything.
421
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:49,381
You lost the Clavet Cup?
Karen, how could you?
422
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,415
Get her!
423
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,284
Davis!
424
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,087
Oh, is that
the Clavet Cup?
425
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:58,156
Someone left one just
like that at The Ruby.
426
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,092
I use it in the kitchen.
427
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,765
You put bacon grease
in the Clavet Cup?
428
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,233
It was a mistake.
429
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,469
Get her!
Yeah, get her !
430
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,404
Oh, have a heart.
431
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,274
That's hurry hard.
432
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,443
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435
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:28,020
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436
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:36,028
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I just don't know ♪
437
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:43,268
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438
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:47,306
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
439
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,274
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
440
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,944
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
441
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:56,315
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00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:59,818
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