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There you go.
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You and Dad
have a good trip.
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh, come on, Emma.
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It could be fun,
a little romantic getaway.
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Nudge, nudge.
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Nudge?
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My mother doesn't nudge.
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Well, she had you, didn't she?
She must have nudged once.
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You know, Lacey's right.
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Oscar and I haven't
gone on a trip--
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we've never gone on a trip.
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It actually might be fun.
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If you don't come now,
I'm leavin' without ya.
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It might be nice
to relax, get away.
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Stop honking that horn,
you lunatic!
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I'm looking forward to it.
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Yeah, it'll be a hoot.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it took
three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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What ya doin'?
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I'm installing a
security camera.
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Really?
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'Cause you must lose
dollars worth of merchandise.
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Oh, Lacey, this isn't
about stolen Jubejubes.
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You've got to look at the
larger economic picture.
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If I install one of these,
I save $500 on my insurance.
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Hmm. How much did it cost?
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It was about 600 bucks.
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Oh.
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Hey, look.
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It finally came,
my stun gun.
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Stun gun? What are you
gonna do with that?
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Stun people.
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What people?
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Bad people.
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Okay, then.
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It's kinda neat that
your parents find time,
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at their age,
to be romantic.
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It is, is it? Yeah.
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I know they bicker,
but it's nice to see
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that they're still interested
in each other, romantically.
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Could we not talk about
my parents and their
alleged romance?
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It creeps me out.
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Okay, fine.
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Now, no more dirty talk.
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Hand me that big tool,
so I can mount this.
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We're not lost.
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I didn't say You were
we were. about to,
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No, I wasn't. We've only
been driving for an hour.
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Typical. Assume the worst.
I wasn't assuming anything.
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But now that you mention
it, where are we?
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I don't know.
Ya happy now?
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Are you sure you need
more equipment?
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You don't have a great
track record with these
kinds of things.
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What are you talkin' about?
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Come on, the riot shield.
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That was a riot shield?
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I thought it was a regular,
everyday shield.
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Hey, Brent.
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Hey, Hank.
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Is that one of those,
uh, fake cameras?
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Good idea.
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Trick people into thinking
you got a real security camera.
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No, it's a real
security camera.
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Nice! Make people think
they're being watched,
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but you don't put a videotape
in the machine? Heh-heh.
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No. I'm going to
actually tape people.
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Well, you can't do that.
I mean what's next?
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You're standing right
over the trap door.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, what's that,
a radar gun?
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Even better.
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It's a Taser gun.
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Like on Star Trek .
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Uh, that's phaser .
This is Taser .
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Oh. To stun people?
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In case we have one of
those rural riots you
hear so much about?
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Exactly.
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Oh, you're being sarcastic?
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Yeah. What are the odds of a
riot breaking out in Dog River?
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50-50.
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How do you figure?
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We either have a riot
or we don't.
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Exactly. 50-50.
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I'm not thrilled about
the Taser thing either,
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but you really should
get your math right.
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Right. It's my mistake.
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You're not gonna
watch that, are ya?
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No. I'm just making
sure that it works.
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Could you get
out of the way?
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Oh, cool! A Taser gun!
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Yeah.
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Can you hit me with it?
What?
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Come on, zap me. Please, Davis?
Please, double please?
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No Hank.
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Aw, come on.
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All my life I wanted to
be zapped by a Taser gun.
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It's dream I thought
I had to give up on,
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like being an astronaut
or voting.
It's too dangerous.
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First Brent starts spyin'
on everyone with his
security camera
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and now you're denying me
a lifelong dream.
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Why does Brent have
a security camera?
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I'll tell ya
if he stuns me. No!
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I can club ya if ya want.
Nah. Been there, done that.
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This is ridiculous.
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Pull into that dumpy motel
and ask for directions.
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We're lost.
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Okay?
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Well, we're looking for
a really fancy hotel.
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I mean no offence to this place,
but kind of a resort.
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Well, what's the name?
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Whistling Brook.
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Well, this is
Whistling Brook.
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See? I knew we weren't lost.
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So Brent bought
a security cam.
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Obviously thinks we can't
do our job.
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Probably some kinda
insurance thing.
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Where did you get the cash
for that stun gun?
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I thought you were going
to buy bullet-proof vests.
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I sasaved a little money by
buying bullet-resistant vests.
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Bullet resesistant?
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You ever sleep in a
water resistant tent?
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You get pretty wet.
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I'm outta control!
I'm freakin' out!
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I'm freakin' out!
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I'm-I'm freakin' out!
I'm on PCBs, man!
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You got-ya gotta stun me!
You got to put me down fast--
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Bullet resistant's
pretty good, Karen.
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I got the strength
of 10 ordinary men!
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I'm freakin' out! Come on!
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Look at this shirt.
It's wrinkle resistant.
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It's got a lot
of wrinkles.
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Hello?
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I wish that kid would
stop jumping on the bed.
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Come on Grandpa,
snap out of it.
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Your leg can't
hurt that much.
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Oh, oh, ooh,
oh, oh, oh, oh.
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And his grandpa can
shut up anytime too.
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Come on, Davis!
No!
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Just once.
No!
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On the lowest setting.
No!
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What are ya doin'?
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Ow! Stop that!
Come on, shock me back.
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Ow!
Come on!
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I could explain this,
if you like.
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Nah. Some things are better
left to the imagination.
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Ow! Stop that!
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Hey, Wanda, can I
show you something?
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I've seen your belly
do the hula, thanks.
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No. I think you'll
find this fascinating.
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It's from earlier today.
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Hey, Karen.
Hey.
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Where's Brent?
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Over at The Ruby
chattin' up Lacey.
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Does he do any work
around here?
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Not really, no.
Unless drinking coffee
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and playing games with your
belly is considered work.
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Hmm.
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Anything to say
for yourself?
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Yes.
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In my defence, I forgot
the camera picked up sound.
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Those belly games
aren't easy, ya know.
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Davis, check it out.
Huh? Huh?
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See, it hardly
hurts at all.
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Huh? Look.
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Come on, I wanna
be stunned.
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Oh, you're already there.
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Okay. You pop the hood,
I lift the car battery.
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If I can handle the charge,
ya stun me. Huh?
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Okay, pop the hood.
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Pop the hood.
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I can't.
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But clubbin' him's
still on the table.
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So Brent's mad
at you. I guess.
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What was I supposed to do?
He had me on tape.
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Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
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I was only kidding about
Brent earlier today,
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or the other day, when I was
talking to you about him.
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Of course you were.
I knew that.
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That's why I didn't
defend him.
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Oh. Okay.
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Karen, remember, you were
really gonna sell the fact
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that you were kidding
about Brent, right?
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I'm not an actor, Lacey.
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Okay. You know,
just try again.
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I sounded a little forced.
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Well, just, you know, take
your time with it. Okay?
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Wow! Is that Meryl Streep?
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Cut us some slack. Yes.
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We staged a little play
to make our point.
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You can't judge somebody
on how they act every second
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of every day.
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Oh, hang on. What's this?
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Geez, is Lacey always
that controlling?
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You get used to it.
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When she gets her teeth into
somethin', she's like a badger.
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She thinks she knows
everything. She's not
even good at math.
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Wanda! You couldn't
stick up for me.
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That's real nice.
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Lacey was giving me
all kinds of acting notes.
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I know why, because
I called her on her
lousy math skills.
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How come I wasn't invited
to be in one of Lacey's plays?
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I guess they thought
I was a better actor.
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It's insulting that Brent
even has a security camera.
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There's more to me than just
a pretty boy tough guy cop.
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I have depth and range.
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Hey, Brent.
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I feel silly
about earlier.
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I was just trying
to help Wanda.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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For some reason, this
security camera's
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really freakin' people out.
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I should have let Wanda do it
her way. She is awfully smart.
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And she doesn't mind
showin' us either.
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Yeah, I know, hey?
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Sometimes I just
feel like saying,
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"Okay, I get it. You're smart.
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You can stop being such a--"
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Little Sally Smartypants?
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That's not exactly what I
was gonna say, but sure,
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Little Sally Smartypants.
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Get rid of that stupid
security camera yet?
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Nope.
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Well, then, I can no
longer hang out here.
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The thing just
paid for itself.
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I want to do something about
that stupid security camera.
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And usually I start a petition,
but no one ever signs it,
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or a boycott, or a hunger
strike, or a town meeting,
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or I campout on top
of a telephone pole.
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Well, Brent might learn
a little lesson
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if his security camera
got stolen.
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Yeah.
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By someone.
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Yeah.
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Someone he trusts.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Someone he would
never suspect.
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Yeah.
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Plot the camera's
motion pattern
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and then approach
from a blind spot.
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You could pull it off, hypothetically.
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I'm sorry.
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I tried to find
somethin' nice.
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I didn't know that place
would be so lousy.
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Well, it's the
thought that counts.
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Really?
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Not really, no.,
253
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,354
This is an outrage!
254
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,389
I'm not payin'!
255
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,159
You're out of order.
256
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,261
This whole town's
out of order!
257
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,063
Davis!
258
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,999
Did I make a mistake
on your bill?
259
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,702
No. Well, yes. You're not
that good at math.
260
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:53,038
But I was acting angry.
Did you believe I was angry?
261
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,708
Well, yeah, I guess I did.
262
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:59,545
If you ever need
me for one of your
security camera plays--
263
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,313
Oh, Davis,
264
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,683
I don't know if we're ever
going to do another play.
265
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,652
I could bring
the Taser gun.
266
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,487
No.
267
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:23,502
Brent, I have some terrible news
about your parents.
268
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,807
I just got a call and I don't
know how to tell you this.
269
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,312
Relax. I'm just acting.
270
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:34,880
What?
271
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,017
He's auditioning for
the security camera.
272
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,220
Oh. That in no way
explains it.
273
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,562
I'm actually having a good
time with you, Oscar.
274
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,698
Yeah, me too.
275
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,035
Hey, what are ya doin',
tryin' to head butt me?
276
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,737
No, I'm just leaning
on you. Sorry.
277
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,940
That's all right.
278
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,576
Put your head back down.
279
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,283
I just want you to
consider me, that's all.
280
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,586
Davis, I don't produce
the security plays;
281
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,354
I just review them.
282
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,323
Brent, what's this?
283
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,958
What's what?
284
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,727
...and stop being such a--
Little Sally Smartypants?
285
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,897
Brent, when we were
talking earlier, did we--
286
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,367
oh, hi, Wanda.
Whatcha watchin'?
287
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:33,239
A little program called
Sally Smartypants .
288
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,075
I thought you said there
weren't anymore plays.
289
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,288
We're sorry about
what we said.
290
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,524
Nah, you guys
did a good job.
291
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,994
Your little play
taught me a lesson.
292
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,496
Yeah, that's what we
thought when we decided
293
00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,031
to stage that play.
294
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,566
Uh-huh.
295
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,935
The acting was
very natural.
296
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,371
Oh, I'm not much of
an actor, really.
297
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,006
I just play myself.
298
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,607
Oh, yeah?
299
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,457
What? Can't a guy case a joint?
300
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,092
He's casing the joint.
301
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,128
Get Elliott Ness
on the phone.
302
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,998
What are you staring at?
303
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:37,102
I'm trying to see if I can
time the camera's movements.
304
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,840
Uh-huh.
305
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,676
Well, good luck with that.
306
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,577
Yeah. Slow camera.
307
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,781
Yeah. Almost like it
doesn't move at all.
308
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,116
Yeah.
309
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,552
Oh.
310
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,928
I've been a cop for 20 years,
311
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:07,066
but I've never had to shoot
anybody before.
312
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:12,638
I know you're my partner, but
now it's time for you to...
313
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,176
Line.
314
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,044
Die.
315
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,679
Die! Right! Oh!
316
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:25,451
And I'd feel more comfortable
if you used a prop gun instead.
317
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:29,188
But this helps me
stay in the moment.
318
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,690
Am I opening up
in the morning?
319
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,726
You can come in later.
320
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,961
I'm gonna be here
early anyway.
321
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,988
Uaah!
322
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,725
Remember when
we were younger
323
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,095
and we'd go to the gas
station to play that game?
324
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,830
You mean Parcheesi?
325
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,033
No. When you were working.
326
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,735
I'd come by as you
were closing up.
327
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,837
Oh, that game.
328
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,706
Yeah.
329
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,741
That was spicier
than Parcheesi.
330
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,277
Those were good times. Yeah.
331
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,049
Do you still have your
key to the gas station?
332
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:36,055
Look, I-I was just gonna
borrow the camera,
333
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,489
to teach Brent
a lesson.
334
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:40,325
It was Karen's idea.
She planned the whole thing.
335
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,794
Karen, come in.
336
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,662
Go ahead.
337
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,498
Did you tell Hank
to rob Corner Gas?
338
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,867
No. What? No!
339
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,136
That's crazy talk. Hank's crazy!
340
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,872
He said you practically
drew him a map.
341
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,774
She literally
drew me a map.
342
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,544
It was a hypothetical map.
343
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,180
We'll talk about this later.
Over and out.
344
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,784
Yeah, this was really
stupid of me.
345
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,954
I deserve a good zap.
346
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,623
Forget it. Just go home.
347
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,076
Hello.
348
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,145
My name's Davis Quinton.
349
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,381
I'm auditioning for one of
Lacey's security plays.,
350
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:39,651
For this scene I'll be
using a Taser gun
351
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,421
instead of a real one.
352
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,157
I think a real gun
would be better,
353
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,127
but some people think
it's dangerous .
354
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,928
Anyways.
355
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:04,643
I've been a cop for 20 years
and I never had to--
356
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,645
Dzz-zz-zz!
357
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,587
Emma, come on.
358
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,823
Don't pester me.
You'll spoil the mood.
359
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,559
All right. Just let me
get behind the counter.
360
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,261
Okay, here we go.
361
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,000
Could you help me,
Stranger?
362
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:33,572
What seems to be the problem,
you gorgeous customer?
363
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,810
I need someone to
check under my hood.
364
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:43,582
Well, you're talkin'
to the right guy.
365
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,784
Come on over here.
366
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,855
Slow down, Tiger.
367
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,390
That wasn't me.
368
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,533
I...
369
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,068
stunned...
370
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,237
Were you there the whole time?
371
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,773
How much did you hear?
372
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,442
Stunned...
373
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,078
Ow?!
374
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:17,482
I don't think he
heard anything.
375
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:25,290
I need someone
to check under my hood.
376
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,961
Well, you're talkin'
to the right guy.
377
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,330
Oh.
378
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,732
I guess we all know
that our parents
379
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,369
have some kind of
romantic life.
380
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:41,006
But no one needs to see it
acted out on videotape.
381
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,508
What are you talkin'
about, romantic life?
382
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,877
Mom was just havin'
trouble with her car.
383
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,614
That's all. Obviously
just car trouble.
384
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:52,117
Brent, the security
camera doesn't lie.
385
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,053
What-what security camera?
We don't have a camera.
386
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,422
You're talkin' gibberish.
387
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,326
Textbook case of
psychological blocking,
388
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,397
commonly known as denial.
389
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,499
Smartypants.
390
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,936
So Brent got rid
of the camera.
391
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,904
Did he ever.
392
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,107
Whoa!
393
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,410
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00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,315
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396
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:28,053
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you don't know ♪
397
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:36,028
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
398
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:43,268
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399
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:47,272
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
400
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,308
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
401
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,944
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
402
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:56,281
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403
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:59,785
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you don't know ♪
404
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:03,188
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