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Look at that.
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Big, wide,
beautiful, flat.
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But pricey.
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Check out all those zeros.
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Is a four foot
wide TV is a good idea
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when your living room
is five foot square?
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A man's TV should
reflect his age.
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You're 18 years old, 18 inch.
When you turn 27, 27 inch.
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One of these monsters
will do me till I'm 50.
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You're not 50?
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You're not fired?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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I thought I had
another flyer.
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I chucked it, out there
in the garbage.
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Well, why would you Garbage?
throw away--
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I'm an enigma.
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Really?
Does that pay well?
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Because your gas station career
may be winding up.
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Oh, no.
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Here comes Hank.
Don't mention the TV thing.
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Why?
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Because he'll be at my
place all the time
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and it'll get awkward
telling him to get lost.
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Really?
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Hey, Hank. Get lost!
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Why would you say that?
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You know what?
That is awkward.
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Hank, do you
like amethyst?
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Yeah, you bet.
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I think-- what is she
a stripper or a wrestler?
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A stone. I'm selling jewellery.
I made it myself.
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You're selling
jewellery now?
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I have to do something
when I'm unemployed.
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Unemployed?
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Do you want to buy
some jewellery?
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What am I going to do
with girl stuff? I'm a guy.
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It wouldn't be for you.
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It would be for someone special,
a girlfriend or...
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You're right. You would have
no use for this.
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Duh.
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Brent, I need to borrow some
money. Could you lend me--
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Shssh, shssh, shssh,
shssh. Quiet.
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What are we listening for?
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The gas bell
so I could walk away from ya.
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Sorry, Hank. I'm broke.
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I was just complaining
about money. Wanda, tell him.
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But don't tell him why.
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He was just complaining
about money.
Why?
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I just told her not to--
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Ah, there it is.
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Why is the top of
the sugar bowl open?
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If it wasn't open on top, it
wouldn't really be a bowl.
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Why didn't you
put the lid on?
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I never put the lid on.
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35 years and I'm always
putting the lid on it.
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I wish you would
put a lid on it.
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You can't leave the sugar open.
Germs and bugs get in there.
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There's no bugs in there.
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Oh, there would be.
You have no idea.
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You've been living in a
bug-free dream world,
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because I watch your back.
But no more.
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From now on, you open
the lid, you close it.
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Fine.
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That's right.
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That one's
interesting.
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Interesting?
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That's something people say
when they don't like something.
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Oh, no. No, they're
definitely not interesting .
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Oh, thanks.
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You really don't find
them interesting?
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No. No, no.
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I'll take that one.
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Ah, good choice.
That one's 80.
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80 dollars?
Yeah.
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You sure about that
decimal point?
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I'll get the cash
from ya later.
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Thank you.
Thank you, Wanda.
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Hey, Lacey. How's Brent?
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Huh?
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I mean, you know,
financially,
how's business?
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Fine, I guess.
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Well, there he is. Looks
about as busy as usual.
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Picking garbage?
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You sure business is okay?
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Hey, do you
like amethyst?
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Nah. I don't have
to like that stuff.
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I'm a guy. You're lucky.
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Plus we can pee
standing up.
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Oh, men are always
bragging about that.
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No brag, just fact.
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Emma?
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Emma!
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Where are the towels?
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In the laundry room.
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What are they doin' there?
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I take them down there
and wash them,
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using something called
a washing machine.
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I know what a
washing machine is.
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♪ La, la, la, ah, ah ah.
La, la, la, la, hah-hah. ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la-- ♪
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So why aren't the towels
up here?
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From now on, you use it,
you wash it.
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No more free ride.
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This is about that
sugar lid, isn't it?
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It's not broken.
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I got myself a big screen TV,
high definition, surround sound.
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It makes you feel like
you're right inside the show.
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A general strike was called
today by labour leaders in--
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Do I come to where you work
and crunch chips?
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No.
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But you're
welcome to.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll give ya 40
bucks for it.
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Is somethin' the matter?
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Ah, my dog died.
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Mr. Scratchy?
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Yeah.
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Ah, no! Mr. Scratchy
was a great dog.
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I loved Mr. Scratchy.
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Yeah.
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Poor Brent.
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Hey.
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Are these the same?
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Well, one's a piece of jewellery
and the other's a lawnmower.
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Oh. Wait.
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This piece and this piece
are identical.
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Except this one's 60 bucks.
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60 bucks? What a hose job!
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I paid 80.
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Oh. What a bargain.
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I'm going to show Wanda.
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Yeah. Go show Wanda.
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Show her what?
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Hey.
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Brent is poor.
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What?
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Poor. He's got no money.
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Brent is not poor.
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I just saw him
pawn his TV.
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Really? He loves TV.
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It doesn't mean
he's poor.
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I saw him looking through
garbage and Wanda said
he might let her go.
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Add this stuff up and
it looks like Brent is broke.
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Plus he said
he was broke.
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Have you talked
to him about it?
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I can't do that.
Why not?
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Because we're guys.
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We don't interact
in a meaningful way.
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It's one of the things that
sets us apart from women.
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Plus we stand up to--
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Yeah, yeah.
Quit bragging.
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No brag, just fact.
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Look, we gotta
do somethin'.
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Poor Brent, sitting all
alone up in his place,
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too proud to beg.
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The federal government is
expected to announce--
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Oops. Sorry, Lloyd.
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Well, could I at least
have a chip?
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It's my last bag.
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All right.
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There's your
change.
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No, no.
You keep it.
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What?
It's a tip.
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A tip? Why are you
tippin' me?
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It's okay, Brent.
You can pay me back.
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I'm not paying you back.
It's a tip.
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He's not poor.
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Oh, hey, Brent.
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Notice somethin'?
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Usually not right away,
but eventually.,
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No. The pendant.
178
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You didn't give me
enough time.
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This one was 20 bucks less
than the one I got from Wanda.
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You must really
like pendants.
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No.
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I only bought it
to be nice.
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To look nice?
No, to be nice.
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Not this pendant,
the other one.
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Oh.
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When she sees it and I let
it slip how much it cost,
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she'll know
she ripped me off.
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So you could say that was the
being-nice-to-Wanda pendant
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and this is the
teaching-Wanda-a-lesson-pendant.
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I wish I hadn't brought this
up. Oh, wait, I didn't.
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I'll show her.
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What's this?
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An improvement.
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I'm improvin' the room.
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How? By leaving it?
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I've been sittin' where
you want me to.
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Now I'll sit
where I wanna sit.
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Is this about the towels?
199
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That's right. We had a deal,
and you broke it.
200
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:06,639
The deal was I did the laundry
and you sat on the couch?
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00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,375
Where you wanted.
But not anymore.
202
00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,144
Now we arrange furniture
my way.
203
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,352
We watch too much TV anyway.
204
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,462
So, Wanda,
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00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,163
how are the fries?
206
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Good.
207
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Not too expensive?
208
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,470
The price was fair?
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00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,572
Sure.
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Good fries at
a fair price.
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That's our slogan.
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Catchy.
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You know, I could charge
more, but I don't,
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because, uh, that
wouldn't be a fair price.
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00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,420
And the fries are good.
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So good fries
at a fair price.
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It works on so
many level .
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I'm going to need
more jewellery.
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Pass the salt.
220
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,600
I'm not doing
that anymore.
221
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Fine.
222
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,771
Then I'm not changin'
any more light bulbs.
223
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:15,141
Good. Then I'm not putting the
cap back on your toothpaste.
224
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,176
I don't need your cap.
225
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,513
Do you think it'll squirt
outta the tube on its own?
226
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:24,183
Hey, Brent, do you think it's
gonna squirt out on its own?
227
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,318
I'm on a tropical
beach right now.
228
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,454
See? He agrees with me.
229
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,692
Who put the couch here?
230
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,460
Pass me Dad's plate?
231
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,566
Man, I am havin'
a great day.
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Business is good, I'm getting
tips. I had my dad's lunch.
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Hit me with shovel,
I'd still be in a good mood.
234
00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,341
I might take ya
up on that.
235
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,811
Wow. Nice rock.
Who ya tryin' to impress?
236
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,513
Well, Wanda. I don't
think she noticed.
237
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,949
Maybe you should send
her flowers instead.
238
00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,453
No. I bought it to
teach her a lesson.
239
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:04,223
Brent, I told you about it
this morning. Remember?
240
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,632
No, I think you're mistaken.
241
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,802
How can guys function with
such a short attention span?
242
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,839
It's a gift, like being
able to pee standing up.
243
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,340
Who can pee standing up?
244
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,610
It must be nice to tune someone
out while nodding
245
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and adding a few,
"Yeah, I guess's."
246
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,514
Yeah, I guess.
247
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Ooh!
248
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,184
Brent, how are you?
249
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,919
I'm fine.
Holdin' up.
250
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,922
Good, good. Let me
buy ya a coffee.
251
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You don't have--
Well, I take it black.
252
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,727
And let's get him
somethin' to eat.
253
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,029
Sure. I'm not proud.
Chili cheese dog.
254
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,968
I thought you said you
already had your lunch?
255
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,570
No. I said I had
my dad's lunch.
256
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,441
Then he said
he's not proud.
257
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,176
He's lost
his pride.
258
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:58,878
Aw, poor Brent.
259
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,247
He's not poor.
260
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,315
What's it take
to convince you?
261
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:07,353
Look at him.
That's a broken man.
262
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,488
I wouldn't have thought
it was possible,
263
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,891
but I think my TV is too big.
264
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,460
Well, you sit a
foot away from it.
265
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,063
Oh, man, I've got Burt Reynolds
burned onto my retina.
266
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,399
You can't cure
that with lasers.
267
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,803
Burt Reynolds?
268
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,472
Cannonball Run ,
Director's Cut.
269
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,111
He doesn't look
that good.
270
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:36,081
He barely goes out anymore,
just sits alone in his house.
271
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,784
His empty,
empty house.
272
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:41,754
Surrounded by memories
of better times.
273
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,889
Look at him.
274
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,028
Poor Brent.
275
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,034
Ahem.
276
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,837
God!
277
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,605
What is this?
278
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,307
I'm naked.
279
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,976
I didn't think you were
holding a wrinkly purse.
280
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,578
What?
281
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,046
Why are you naked?
282
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:11,517
I used to walk around naked all
the time, in my bachelor days.
283
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:16,522
Now you're not puttin' the cap
on the toothpaste anymore.
284
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,024
The glory days are back.
285
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,193
Hope it doesn't bother ya.
286
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,761
It doesn't bother me.
287
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,697
Fine.
288
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,298
Good.
289
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,737
Take your hat
off at the table.
290
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,345
Oh, hey, Davis. Heya, Brent.
291
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,848
I had some extra groceries
so-- you have a big TV.
292
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,383
Yep.
293
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,918
It's huge.
294
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,786
That's what big means.
295
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,788
So you're not poor.
296
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,758
A man with a big screen TV
is never poor.
297
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,127
Hey, what's with
the groceries?
298
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,898
Oh, it's a police
community relations thing.
299
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:02,101
Every now and then we randomly
give somebody groceries.
300
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,536
Thank you for your
co-operation in this program.
301
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,306
Hm. Man, I'm havin'
a good week.
302
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,108
Oh, hey, don't
tell Hank--
303
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:13,112
I know. You don't want
him inviting himself over
all the time.
304
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,115
Do you get kickboxing?
It's on the digital channels.
305
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:20,653
I wanna get those but I just
dropped a ton on the TV.
306
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:24,156
So if you had more money,
you'd get the digital channels
307
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:27,293
and then I could come over
and watch kickboxing? Right?
308
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,667
lentils?
309
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,869
Oh, yeah.
310
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:41,774
Brent is poor, real poor.
311
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:46,545
We got to, uh, do more
to help poor Brent.
312
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,525
What's that?
313
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,093
It's a curse jar.
314
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:04,063
You curse, ya gotta
put money in the jar.
315
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,031
Whose jackass
idea was that?
316
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,968
It was mine, ours.
317
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,003
Hey, Oscar.
You cursed.
318
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,672
Now ya gotta put
money in the jar.
319
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,274
Go to hell!
320
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,713
Someone's gotta put
money in the jar.
321
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,917
Rookie?
322
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,132
Oh.
323
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,134
Oh, do you like
my bracelet?
324
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,503
Yeah. And the earrings.
325
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,905
It goes nicely with
your many pendants.
326
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,741
Are you some kinda
jewel junkie?
327
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,342
No.
328
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,146
But isn't it funny that the
pendant that I bought from you
329
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:58,617
cost $80, and, ah, I can
get all of this for 150?
330
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,152
150?
331
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,754
Yep.
332
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,256
Man, did you get ripped.
333
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,894
Well, that
includes shipping.
334
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,765
Curse jar?
335
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,134
Whose jackass idea
was that?
336
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,208
Come on, Brent.
It's fun.
337
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,111
Yeah.
A real hay ride.
338
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,947
It makes people feel
Yeah. good about cursing.
339
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,884
I do feel good,
damn good.
340
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,588
Come on!
341
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,301
Oh, Emma?
342
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,336
I'm home.
343
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,875
Oh. I forgot to say, if you're
gonna stop wearing clothes
344
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,311
around the house, I'm
gonna stop telling you
345
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:02,147
when guests are
coming over.
346
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,049
I see.
347
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,890
Who was she?
348
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,960
I don't know.
349
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,163
I can't believe what a
potty mouth town this is.
350
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,866
There's like
20 bucks here. 20 bucks?
351
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,702
Well, then, why don't
you buy some jewellery?
352
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,571
It's my close-out sale.
353
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,272
Ah, purple's
not my colour.
354
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,075
Buy some for Lacey.
She's a lunatic for this.
355
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,977
She does need
some cheerin' up.
356
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,180
She said, the other day,
she was upset about something.
357
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,182
What's that?
358
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,019
No, can't remember.
359
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,021
So buy some amethyst.
20 bucks.
360
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,124
Done. Thank you.
361
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,794
Look, I don't
like amethyst. Okay?
362
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,530
I only bought your stupid
pendant to be supportive.
363
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:56,034
Then I open a catalogue
and see the same pendant
for 20 bucks less.
364
00:18:56,034 --> 00:19:00,038
So don't you tell me that they
ripped me when you ripped me.
365
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,040
This whole situation is--
366
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,052
Oh.
367
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,355
I'm sorry.
368
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,325
I just really had to
get that off my chest.
369
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:24,663
If it bothers you that much,
here's your 20 bucks back.
370
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,165
Thanks.
371
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,133
20 bucks.
372
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,270
I think that should
just about cover it.
373
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,108
There, that's for you.
Oh. Thank you.
374
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,277
Oh, and this
is for you.
375
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,316
Thanks.
376
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,657
Oh. Hey, Hank.
377
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,726
Listen, I know we're guys
and we shouldn't talk
378
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,398
on any meaningful level,
but are you poor?
379
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,166
Huh?
380
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,101
Poor, broke, you know,
no money.
381
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,837
Look, will you turn down
that big screen TV
382
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,873
so we could talk seriously?
383
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,142
You have a big screen TV.
384
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,845
Hey, who
invited him?
385
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,881
Come on in here, Hank.
386
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,458
Oh, more coffee, please.
Hank keep ya up late?
387
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,595
Oh, you don't know
the half of it.
388
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,864
The guy comes over, plunks
himself down on the sofa--
389
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,538
till like 1:30 in the morning.
390
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,941
Yeah, I guess.
391
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,677
Hey, how come you're not
wearing your amethyst stuff?
392
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,646
Oh. I got rid of them.
393
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,381
Emma,
394
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,883
you left the lid off
the sugar bowl
395
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,885
and look what
got in there.
396
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,021
I did not.
397
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,730
Oh, Oscar.
398
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:11,470
I know I can
be difficult
occasionally.
399
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,872
It's lovely.
400
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,674
Now put your pants on.
401
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,277
But my legs get too warm.
402
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:21,513
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