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Hey, Wanda.
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Hey, Lacey. Bad news.
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The Sarah Harden
concert's sold out.
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Oh, no.
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Thanks to me. Because I
scooped the last two tickets.
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Oh, you are amazing!
Oh, Wanda, you rock!
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Yeah, you rock!
Who's Sarah Harden?
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Oh, she's new.
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I'm not up
on that new stuff.
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You're not up on it
or into it?
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I might be into it
if I was up on it.
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But I'm not up on it,
so I'm not into it.
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I'm into what I'm up on.
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I'm not up on the new stuff,
but I'm sorta into it.
I'm down with that.
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Prepositions are fun,
aren't they?
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What's a preposition?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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Hey, Wanda, can
you move your car?
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Okay, okay.
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No, can you move it,
with all that dirt?
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Don't knock the dirt.
It's keeping my bumper on.
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Hey, Brent. Are you
stackin' wiper fluid?
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That's uncanny.
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Have you worked at a
gas station before?
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Let me give No, no.
you a hand. That's all right.
I-I got it.
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Wanda's got it.
Wanda.
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Let Useless help.
Yeah, let me help.
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No, no. Wanda's
an ace at this.
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They call her
the Stackinator.
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Here.
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What's this?
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The shelf you asked for,
for your recipe books.
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When did I ask It took me
for a shelf? a while.
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I asked for this
when Brent was a kid.
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Like I say, it
took a while.
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What are you building next, that
change table for the nursery?
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I'm gettin' to it.
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Why do you clutter up
the house with junk?
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It's a hobby.
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Get a new hobby.
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Fine. I'll go for a walk
somewhere I'm appreciated.
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That'll be a long walk.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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On your way out,
take out the garbage.
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Sure, she's good,
nice form.
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I could do better.
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Yeah, but, uh,
it's a union thing.
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So off ya go.
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Let me know if you
need a hand or
extra set of eyes.
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Two heads are
better than one.
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Geez, what's your
donor card look like?
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I'm in a union?
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You wish.
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No, it's just-- Hank's
got some fencing to do.
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Not the skinny sword
kinda fencing.
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Oh, fencing.
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He's gonna buy some
stolen merchandise?
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No, the actual fence
kinda fencing,
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around his
cousin's farm.
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It's ugly, physical
grunt work.
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Oah! I can't imagine.
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If I let him help me now, he can
get me to help him later.
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I'm not building up
any favour debt.
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So while you're
playing geopolitics,
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I'm left stacking
wiper fluid.
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Yeah. It's a win-win.
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Tell me to get
a new hobby.
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Don't blame me if your
recipe books get all wonky.
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A perfectly good
pair of pants.
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It sends the
wrong message.
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What, that I'm
incredibly athletic?
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No. That I'm friends with
someone who plays Hacky Sack.
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This is not a Hacky Sack.
This is my new footbag.
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Hacky Sack is a brand
name, like, uh, Kleenex.
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People call it Kleenex
even if the Kleenex
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is some other kinda Kleenex.
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I don't see cops on TV
Hacky Sacking.
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Lenny, from Law and Order ,
he wouldn't Hacky Sack.
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It's all in the knee.
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But that other guy from
Law and Order might Hacky Sack.
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Knee, knee.
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But they don't show him
Hacky Sacking.
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That part of his life
isn't depicted on screen.
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Checkin' out
this knee action!
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Look at this, a perfectly
good pair of pants.
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I'm gonna act like
he's talking to you.
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I found them
by the road.
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Who leaves a pair of pants
by the road?
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That is weird.
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Pickin' up a
stranger's pants
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and carrying them around,
that's perfectly normal.
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Can't just leave them there.
That's pants.
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It would be a waste,
a waste of pants.
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Nobody likes pant waste.
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Geez, I hope
it's not genetic.
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Are you kidding? You're gett
more like him every day.
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Oh! Don't be a jackass.
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Hey, Brent.
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Would you help me
lug a buffer?
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It doesn't sound like
something I would do.
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I'm redoing the floors.
It's a huge job.
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I know where
you're comin' from.
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I had to phone and
order a new candy rack.
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You figure that's a huge job?
Dialling all those numbers.
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Well, I guess not.
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But it holds a lot of candy.
That's my point.
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How much candy?
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Much, much, a rack's worth.
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Look at this.
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Perfectly good
and a perfect fit.
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Eeeuw!
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There it is,
a brand new low.
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What?
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They look just fine.
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You missed Chapter 1,
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where he found those pants
in a ditch.
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Eeeuw!
Eeeuw!
Eeeuw!
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Oh.
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I can see why people like
to call footbags Hacky Sacks.
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It's fun to say.
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Hacky Sack, Hacky Sack,
Hacky, Hacky Sack.
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Karen, no Hacky Sacking
in the restaurant.
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Is that a rule?
Because I don't see a sign.
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I can't have a sign
for everything.
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Read the sign.
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Fine. I'll go outside.
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Although, technically,
this is a footbag.
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I hate that Hacky Sack.
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Footbag.
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A new low, huh?
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Tcheah!
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You're not gonna bring the
candy rack inside the store?
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I'm not gonna
lie to you, Sir.
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There was a time
when we did that.
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But there's been some shake-ups
in the candy rack industry
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and we no longer provide
that level of service.
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I appreciate your honesty.
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Oh, I got it.
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No, no, that's okay.
No, no, I'm here.
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No, that's all right.
Wanda's gonna get it.
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Wanda?
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Well, there ya are.
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Just call me
the Rackinator.
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Yeah, I, uh, I guess
I owe ya one.
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Ah, what's one
between friends.
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But, yeah, ya do.
See ya, buddy.
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Could you do
that outside?
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Okay. Geez.
You could put up a sign.
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You seem happy.
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Ho, ho, ho, I really stuck
it to Brent just now.
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I helped him carry somethin'
into the gas station.
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Oh. Way to twist
the knife.
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Yeah. But I can't
get complacent.
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If I don't watch it, he'll
do somethin' nice for me.
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Wow. You two are
deep in the throws
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of something I
don't care about.
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Yeah.
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I just did a little one,
and Brent owes me one.
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And the one he's doin'
back is a big one.
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So, in a way, I won,
for once.
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Hey?
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Make sense?
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Huh? No, not even
a little bit.
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Nice rack!
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What's it hold?
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A rack's worth,
a rack and a half.
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It's big.
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Did they carry
it in for you?
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They don't do
that anymore.
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Where have you been?
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Wanda, the concert
starts at 8:00,
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so we should leave
around 6:00.
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Okay. We can take my car.
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Oh, I should warn you,
it's a little dirty.
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It's filthy.
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Where is it?
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It's parked out front.
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It's dirty, but
it's not filthy.
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Come on, a joke's a joke,
but where did you put it?
Put what?
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Karen, we don't know what
you're talking about.
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Yeah, we're not
up on it,
or into it.
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My footbag, or my Hacky Sack,
as you would call it.
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Did somebody take
Karen's sack ball?
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Oh, okay. I get it.
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You guys didn't take it.
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So, uh, you don't mind if I,
uh, look for it...
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back here?
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Ooh! Look,
but don't touch.
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Let me know
how this ends.
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You know what?
Don't bother.
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Seriously, you guys,
a joke's a joke.
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But I want my
Hacky Sack back.
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We don't know where it is.
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Okay. I guess, uh, I'll go
look for it in...
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The Ruby.
Am I getting
warmer?
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You're getting weirder.
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Where's my Hacky Sack?
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Engine trouble?
Need a hand.
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No. No, I-- no.
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Why is the hood up, curiosity?
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No. I'm just checkin'
my wiper fluid.
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Wiper fluid?
I got lots.
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00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:07,173
No. No, it's fine. I just--
I just checked it.
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Gas? You're pulled
up by the pumps.
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Yes, I need gas,
which I'll pay for.
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Look, let me help.
Hank, it's my job.
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Hands off, Hank.
I got it. Give it up.
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What's this junk?
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It's not junk.
It's treasure.
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Treasure. You'd make
a lousy pirate.
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I'll have you know,
I found all this stuff,
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sittin' by the
side of the road.
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No kidding? I'm shocked.
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You wanted me to get
a new hobby.
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Picking up trash isn't a hobby,
it's more like a symptom.
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Trash, huh?
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I'll think you'll change your
tune once you check out my...
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piece of twine.
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Yeah, that's right. Free twine.
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Who's laughin' now.
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I'm asking you nice.
228
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Stop bringing home garbage.
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Why? It's not hurtin' anyone.
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How you doin', Wade?
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Well, not so good.
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I can't find any
damn garbage.
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I'm not sure we
need Wade anymore.
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Sorry, kids.
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No Christmas this year.
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00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:22,515
I mean, sure, maybe Wade,
the garbage man, will get fired.
237
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So what?
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You find it?
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No, I didn't,
as you well know.
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Give me back
my Hacky Sack!
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We didn't take
your Hacky Sack.
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Honest, Karen, I swear.
243
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,169
Okay, I believe you.
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Really, I do.
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Good.
246
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All right, you got me
to believe you.
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Your joke is now complete.
So where's my Hacky Sack?
248
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,383
Hank's stuck on the East Grid
Road. He needs a boost.
249
00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,251
Perfect. I'm on my way.
250
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,853
No, Brent.
251
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:04,256
Let Davis and Karen get it,
especially Karen.
252
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:07,226
No, Hank's my buddy
and I owe him one.
253
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:11,864
This is my one that I owe him
and I'm gonna give it to him.
254
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,969
I want my
Hacky Sack back.
255
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:20,439
Please, give her
back her Hacky Sack.
256
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:28,981
Okay, try it now.
257
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,654
Thanks, Lacey.
I owe ya one.
258
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,058
Ha, ha, hey, Brent.
259
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,962
Well, way to go.
Thanks a lot.
260
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:46,365
What? He needed a boost,
so I gave him one.
261
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,234
No, you gave him my one.
262
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,736
Is this that thing Hank
was talkin' about?
263
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,340
Well, if you knew, why
did you give my one away?
264
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,512
Drop it.
It's an Indian arrowhead.
265
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,248
It's a rock.
It's a piece of history.
266
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,750
It's not an arrowhead.
It's not even pointy.
267
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:08,754
It's the kind they used for
practice. It's like a blank.
268
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,856
You're an idiot.
269
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:32,378
Little treasures everywhere,
and nobody sees them.
270
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,113
People are ignorant.
271
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,148
Some are.
272
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,220
So, thanks to you,
I still owe Hank one.
273
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,556
Well, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
274
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,358
Hey, Hank owes
me one, right?
275
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,394
Yes, he owes you my one.
276
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:52,031
What if I call in a favour,
get Hank to help me
277
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,034
and then you show up
and help Hank help me?
278
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,971
So I'd do one for him
while he's doin' one for you.
279
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:02,842
Henceforth, I've given him
one and I won't owe him one.
280
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,377
Well, not the proper
use of "henceforth,"
281
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,847
but, yeah, that's the idea.
282
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,683
I'm into that, I'm up on it,
283
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,719
I'm down with it,
I'm all over it.
284
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,789
Now, what favour could
we get Hank to do?
285
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,694
This is workin'
like a charm.
286
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,531
Hank has no idea.
What a maroon!
287
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,434
Mmhmm. You sure
showed him.
288
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,972
I want my Hacky Sack!
289
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,981
Hey, this is my road.
You're poaching.
290
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,515
What?
291
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,651
No. I-I'm looking for
something I lost.
292
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,486
Well, it was
taken from me.
293
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,955
Oh, yeah? What? My footbag.
294
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,091
It's called a sock,
Einstein.
295
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,094
No, a Hacky Sack.
It's a bag about this big.
296
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,496
I think someone
took it as a joke.
297
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,899
How is that funny,
taking your Happy Sack?
298
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,568
Exactly. It was brand new.
I really liked it.
299
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,203
Oh, I get it.
300
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:08,207
It was brand new, you liked it,
and they took it from you.
301
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,576
Yeah, that is funny.
302
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,544
Oh! Oh! Look!
303
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,915
Cork.
304
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,552
Well, thanks for
helping me out.
305
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,889
This was a lot bigger one
than that candy rack one,
306
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,691
help-wise.
307
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,726
Yeah, I guess.
308
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,261
Pathetic.
309
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,430
What?
310
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,666
Lacey's got you doing
her dirty work
311
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,734
and you don't
even realize it.
312
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:39,571
What you're not considering is
that maybe I like dirty work.
313
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,707
Do you?
314
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,676
Holy, she's good.
315
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,946
We won't take this lyin'
down. Now we owe her one.
316
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,615
Yeah, but in a
bad way, a bad one.
317
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,284
Not a good one,
not one amongst friends.
318
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,286
Oh, no. This one's personal.
319
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,755
You know what you guys
have to do.
320
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,824
Oh-ho-ho, yeah.
Oh, we know.
321
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,795
Would you like me
to tell you?
322
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,930
Yes, please.
323
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,869
Well, well, well.
324
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:15,074
This oughta shut her up.
325
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,643
This should shut you up.
326
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,144
McTavish's!
327
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,914
Oh! I haven't seen one
of those in years.
328
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:25,217
You used to drink that stuff
like it was soda pop.
329
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,785
It was soda pop.
330
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:30,522
Pants and twine are one thing,
but this is a real antique.
331
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,891
Damn straight. But don't
run down the twine.
332
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,061
Maybe this is a fun hobby
we could do together.
333
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,997
Let's go now.
Bring the box.
334
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,399
Let's see what else
we can find.
335
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,401
Hah-hah! Now you're talkin'.
336
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,170
I like this plan.
337
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,539
We got her on
the ropes now.
338
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,577
Hey, what are
you guys doin'?
339
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:54,513
Oh, ah, just cleaning
Wanda's car before you two
340
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,448
drive off to
that big concert.
341
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,617
Aw, that is so nice.
342
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,152
Yeah.
343
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,455
Although I guess you could
say that Wanda owes us one.
344
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,458
Yeah. And, hey, Lacey, didn't
Wanda get you the tickets
345
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,360
for this big concert?
346
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,029
Yeah.
347
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,631
So, I guess Lacey
owes Wanda one.
348
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,601
Hmmm. And correct me
if I'm wrong, Hank-- Mmhmm?
349
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,204
but if Lacey owes Wanda
one and Wanda owes us one,
350
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:23,275
I guess you could say, in
effect, Lacey owes us one.
351
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,910
Check and mate.
352
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,879
The hunters
become the hunted.
353
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:32,985
The fox becomes the fox
that is catching himself.
354
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,621
Okay. I guess you got me.
355
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,589
Oh, that's right.
Walk away.
356
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,525
But we're pullin'
the strings now.
357
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,194
Yeah. Dance,
monkey, dance.
358
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,530
Monkey? Mmhmm.
359
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:48,100
If it's on strings, it's
not a monkey, it's a puppet.
360
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,869
Some monkeys
have strings,
361
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,072
string monkeys.
362
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,676
Give me the shammy.
363
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:11,323
There you go, Partner,
a brand new footbag.
364
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,892
Hacky Sack.
365
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,595
I thought you said it
was called a footbag.
366
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:19,631
But this is an actual
Hacky Sack brand Hacky Sack.
367
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,133
Oh.
368
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,202
But you can still
kick it, right?
369
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,971
And you won't have to
talk about it anymore?
370
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,439
Thanks, Davis.
371
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,976
This is nice, real nice.
372
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,679
Although I liked mine.
I miss my Hacky Sack.
373
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,781
Why'd you steal my
Hacky Sack, Davis?
374
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:38,550
Ah, I remember when
I used to work alone.
375
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,052
It's not funny.
376
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,488
A joke's a joke, but
enough is enough.
377
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,723
Enough jokes are enough
and not funny.
378
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,459
Oh.
379
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,263
What?
380
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,133
Um, nothing.
381
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,736
I've decided to forgive you
for stealing my Hacky Sack.
382
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,805
But it wasn't funny.
383
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,282
This is gonna be fun.
I'm glad you came around.
384
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,451
Shouldn't we be stoppin'
pretty soon?
385
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,621
I asked you nice.
You left me no choice.
386
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,289
Huh?
387
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,794
What did you do that for?
388
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,763
No more junk in the house.
389
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:27,432
Well, throwin' by
the side of the road,
390
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,568
who's that gonna help?
391
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,738
What a mess!
392
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,974
We need to rehire Wade.
393
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,677
Hey, kids, I got ya bikes!
Whoa! Wow!
394
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:44,583
I have to admit, that was
a pretty good scheme.
395
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,785
Well, schemin's
what I do.
396
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,888
Actually, it was
Wanda's plan.
397
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,958
Oh. So you guys owe Wanda one?
398
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,427
Yeah, I guess we do.
399
00:19:55,427 --> 00:20:00,065
Actually, getting you guys
to wash the car wasn't my idea.
400
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,534
It was Lacey's.
401
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,903
That backfired on her.
402
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,039
Wait a minute.
It was Lacey's idea?
403
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:11,176
Uh-huh. So I guess you
don't owe Wanda one.
404
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,645
You owe me one.
405
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:16,882
We owe Lacey one,
Lacey owes us one.
406
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,885
So nobody owes
anybody one.
407
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:24,022
But, ah, thanks for
washing my car.
And doing my floor.
408
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:33,265
I think I finally understand
the word cahoots.
409
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,335
I've seen monkeys on strings.
Oh, you have not.
410
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,209
Come on! Ooah!
411
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:46,311
Nuts!
412
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,283
Car trouble?
413
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,985
We're gonna miss
the concert.
414
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,488
Well, we could help you,
but then you'd owe us one.
415
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,530
This is your fault.
My fault?
416
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,900
It was your scheme to pull
some kind of... scheme.
417
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:17,476
Look at this, a perfectly
good pair of pants.
418
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,247
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422
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423
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:47,139
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424
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:51,143
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
425
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,111
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426
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,815
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427
00:21:56,915 --> 00:22:00,118
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