All language subtitles for Bewitched.S08E21.George.Washington.Zapped.Here.1.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track6_[eng]

They're beautiful, Mommy.

Yes, they are, aren't they,
sweetheart? Look at this.

Now, this is a button from George
Washington's coat, just like that one.

[Tabitha] Why did it fall off?

I don't know,

Maybe Mrs. Washington
didn't sew too well.

Now look at this.

This is a buckle
from his shoe. See?

Which would be
better to take to school?

The buckle from George Washington's
shoe or the button from his coat?

I think you better leave them both
here. They're much too valuable.

But next Monday
is Washington's birthday,

And today we're
having show-and-tell.

Well, you could show
the book and tell the class

that your daddy collects
Washington relics.

I guess so. You finish
getting ready for school.

I'll get daddy's breakfast.

Okay, mommy.

♪ School days, school days
Oh, those golden fool days ♪

It's "rule day," Esmeralda.

Not me, honey.
I was a fool in school.

Oh, George Washington.

I sure wish I could take the
real buckle and button to school

for show-and-tell,
instead of this picture.

Everybody else will
probably bring pictures.

And we don't wanna be
like everybody else, do we?

I tell you what.

If you promise to return
them right after school,

I'll get you the buckle
and the button.

But mommy said I couldn't
take daddy's collection.

Oh, we won't touch
your daddy's collection.

I'll zap them
out of the book.

Then this afternoon after school
I'll zap them right back again.

Oh, would you?

Well, I may not be
much of a witch,

but I can
positively do that.

I think.

Now give me
a little room.

Find the rhyme
that goes with buckle.

Tuckle, wuckle,
duckle, chuckle.

Come on, George,
and look alive.

I begin to weary of this jive.

Anything happening?

A whole lot.

Am I mad?

Oh, well, you have every
right to be, Mr. President.

I just wanted
your buckle and button.

Buckle and button.

But this is even better.

This is delayed battle
fatigue from Valley Forge.

If I'm having
hallucinations,

I think I should
have them, uh, sitting down.

Oh, yes. Here.

Oh, dear.

Elizabeth Montgomery in...

Bewitched.

Was Tabitha very upset
about not being able

to take my collection
to school?

Oh, no, sweetheart,
she understood.

That's the bus. Tabitha!

I heard it, mommy.

Bye-bye, sweetheart.

Bye, mommy.
Bye, daddy.

Bye, honey.

Have a good day.

[George] "These are the
times that try men's souls."

Who was that?

I hate to guess.

Uh, sweetheart, why
don't you go to the office,

and I'll find out
what's up.

Oh, I...
I've got to reverse the spell.

I...

Find the rhyme
that goes with buckle...

And then we'll have a little
chuckle. Or is it knuckle?

Oh, dear,
that doesn't even make sense.

Oh, Samantha.

I'm afraid
we have a visitor.

Can't be.

Well, maybe it can't be...
But it is.

George Washington.

At your service, mistress.

I just wanted
his buckle and button.

Now I understand.

Martha, awaken me.

Mr. President, you
are not having a dream.

You're right, Martha,
it's a nightmare.

Mr. President, why don't
you lie down and take a nap?

Perhaps you'll
awake refreshed.

For a character in a
nightmare, you're very kind.

Oh.

Uh, you, get hopping
on popping him back.

I, uh, guess you're
wondering who's upstairs.

A little bit.
Yes.

You sure you wanna know?
I'm sure I don't wanna know.

But eventually
I'm gonna find out.

It might as well be now.

Well, it, uh,

it was an innocent
little mistake.

Esmeralda was trying to zap George
Washington's button and buckle

out of the collectors book
for Tabitha to take to school.

And instead she got...

George Washington.

Sam, go up and help her
get rid of him.

Well, I can't do that.

A watched witch
never remembers.

Oh.

There you are.

Perhaps you could tell me
just where I am in this dream.

I tried to keep him upstairs,
but I couldn't.

Oh, boy,
am I some rotten witch.

I feel you have
the advantage of me.

You seem to recognize me

yet I have no idea
who you are, where I am,

or for that matter,
how I came to be here.

Well, sir.
Uh, I'm Samantha Stephens,

and this is
my husband, Darrin.

Mr. President.
Pleasure.

Oh, well, I've never dreamed
a home like this before.

What century is this?

The 20th century,
Mr. President.

Impossible. It's against
the laws of nature.

Would I lie
to George Washington?

Yet I must admit
the surroundings

are very strange.

Huh?

Well, there are devices in this
room that I've never seen before.

Oh, no, no,
no, this must be a dream.

I think I'll take a walk
and clear my head.

No, no, no, Mr. President,
you can't go out.

Sir, this is my dream, and if
I wish to go walking, I shall.

Mr. President, I think maybe
you should know the truth.

Won't you sit down?

Yes.

After you, madam.

Uh,
Esmeralda,

why don't you go into the kitchen
and work on the you-know-what.

I'm going.
I'm going.

The truth is, Mr. President,

that I am a witch.

So is Esmeralda, and she
got you here by mistake.

A witch?

Well, maybe her,
but certainly not you.

Yes, Mr. President, me.

That's impossible. There
are no such things as witches.

Well, I'm sorry,
Mr. President,

but how else are you gonna
explain what's happened?

So.

This is the 20th century.

How fare the 13 states?

We're 50 now.
Fifty?

Imagine that.

What's happened
to Betsy Ross's lovely flag?

Oh, that's in a museum.

So they haven't forgotten us.
Oh, no.

No, as a matter of fact, you're
known as the father of our country.

Your picture's on the $1
bill. Here, let me show you.

There. See?

What's this?
Oh.

I must say.
That is rather flattering.

I don't think
they did you justice, sir.

Oh.

What's this?

Oh, that's a $5 bill.

And who is this
bearded fellow?

[Sam] That's Abraham
Lincoln, the 16th president.

Oh, he must have been
a very fine president

to have his name
honored on a $5 bill.

He was
an excellent president, sir.

Better than me?
Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Then why is President
Lincoln's name on a $5 bill

while the father of his
country is only on a $1 bill?

Uh, well, um...

You see, more people
can afford $1 bills

than $5 bills,
which means more people

see your picture
than Abraham Lincoln's.

Um, uh,
Mr. President.

Excuse me.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Larry.

No, of course
I haven't left yet.

If I'd left yet, would I be
talking to you?

I'll tell you
why I haven't left yet.

It's because next Monday, the
21st, is George Washington's birthday.

And that's why. And I'm
paying homage to his memory.

And as soon as I'm through
paying homage, I'll be there.

[Larry] What are you up to?

The green animal
is talking.

It's called a telephone.
What is it?

Uh, mostly it's a nuisance.

I'm leaving right away,
Larry. Goodbye.

Sir, you may be a very enlightened
gentleman of the 20th century,

but you're mistaken
about my birthday.

It's not the 21st,
it's the 22nd.

Yes, Mr. President,
that's another story.

Excuse me.

Sweetheart, you have just
got to get to the office. Yeah.

Are you sure you're gonna
be all right? I promise.

Don't let him
out of your sight.

Now don't worry,
I won't.

It's been a pleasure,
Mr. President.

My pleasure, sir.

Bye-bye.
Bye.

What manner
of beast is that?

It's called an automobile.

Incredible. The county's
changed a lot since you were here.

Come on,
I'll show you.

Come on, this way.

Now, these are
the 50 United States.

And here

is Washington DC, the
capital of the United States.

They saw fit to change
the date of my birthday,

at least it's
comforting to know

they didn't change
the name of the capital.

Things are looking better.

And this is
the state of Washington.

A whole state
named in my honor.

Imagine that.

Oh, my head is swimming
from all this.

I think I best sit down.

Are you sure you wouldn't like
to lie down in the guestroom?

Oh, no, no, no,
I'm too exhilarated.

But I could do
with a brisk cup of tea.

Right away, Mr. President.

Esmeralda,
this is getting serious.

You have got to
remember that incantation.

I'm trying.
I'm trying.

It's just no use, Samantha.
I can't remember.

All right.
Keep trying.

In the meantime,
I better not keep

the President
waiting for his tea.

Mr. President?

General Washington.

Oh, no! George?

George?

George?

Oh, George.

George!

George!

Has he disappeared?
Yes.

I knew I could do it.

He disappeared
through the door.

Well, as long
as he disappeared.

Esmeralda,
hold down the fort.

Pardon me, sir.

Have you seen a man walking down
the street dressed rather strangely?

I don't think
he was dressed strangely,

considering he was
George Washington.

Oh, then you did see him.
Did he say where he was going?

Well, he was
just wandering around

"Surveying the neighborhood,"
as he put it.

I suggested he take a walk in the
park. My uncle hangs around there.

He thinks
he's Thomas Jefferson.

I mean, maybe they
got a lot in common.

You have no idea.

♪ Father and I went
down to town

♪ Along with
Captain Goodwin

♪ And there we see
the men and boys

♪ As thick as hasty pudding

♪ Yankee doodle,
keep it up

♪ Yankee doodle dandy

♪ Mind the music
and the step

♪ And with the girls
be handy ♪

Man, that cat's far out.

Earlier, I stood here and
listened to some of you explain

what is going on
in this country.

Things like, uh,
assassinations,

pollution, wars to end
wars that don't end wars.

This does not please me.

You tell 'em, George.

Where is the voice
of the people?

Remember what my friend,
Tom Jefferson, said,

"What country can
preserve its liberties

"unless its rulers
are warned from time to time

"that the people preserve
the spirit of resistance."

Okay, break it up, George.

George?

You will refer to me as
Mr. President or General Washington.

Sorry, uh, General, but,
uh, you have to break it up.

And just what is it that
you want me to break up?

This rally.

Unless, of course, you
have a park permit to speak.

The only permit I need is the
Constitution of the United States.

Hear, hear.

Hear, hear, hear.

Excuse me.

Have you seen a man in a
costume come by here lately?

I sure did. He was singing,
Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Terrific. I thought so.
Oh, he went that way.

Why don't you
be a good fella

and tell me where
you escaped from.

I have escaped from the past
into the present,

and I must say that what I've
seen so far does not please me.

But you're gonna break it up
or you're under arrest.

Under the abstract theory
of our government,

a person is entitled
to resist illegal arrest.

We are allowed the right of free
assembly under our constitution.

Yeah, that's right. Right
on.

Uh, Mr. President.

Oh, oh,
I'm sorry, mistress,

I left your home without
so much as by your leave.

Please stand aside. I am
about to run this tyrant through.

Okay, pop, I've dealt
with all kinds of hippies.

Now put that sword away.

I think I'm being insulted.
What is a hippie?

Lady, are you responsible
for this dodo?

What did the dodo do?
Uh, what did he do?

He's inciting a riot. And threatening
me with a dangerous weapon.

Well, officer,

he belongs to me,
and I think I can explain.

En garde, defend yourself.

He don't belong to you any
more, lady. Now he belongs to me.

Come on, George.

Come on.

The charge is
creating a disturbance,

holding a meeting without a
permit, assaulting an officer.

Bail is $2,000.

How soon would
the hearing be?

The hearing
will be in four weeks.

I protest!
The constitution guarantees

to every citizen
the right of a speedy trial.

Sergeant,

in view of the advanced age
of the defendant, uh,

couldn't we have
the trial sooner?

How old are you?

Well, he's...
Two hundred and forty.

Four weeks. Post
your bail with the clerk.

I'm afraid you can take the
man out of the 18th century,

but you can't take the
18th century out of the man.

Well, Mr. President,
it wasn't your fault.

How could you have known?

What has happened to this country
that was founded on freedom?

Does the constitution
still exist?

The bill of rights? Yes,
of course, Mr. President.

Then why do the people
not exercise their rights?

Sometimes it's easier
to be led than to lead.

And a great many
of our citizens

prefer to stand
on the sidelines

and ignore their rights,
instead of defend them.

They're called
the silent majority.

"Experience has
shown that mankind

"is more disposed
to suffer evils

"while those
evils are suffer able

"than to right themselves
and abolish those abuses."

Master Stephens, I'm looking
forward to my day in court.

And you'll have it, Mr. President.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow?

I thought the hearing
was to be in four weeks.

Well, I, uh,
pulled a few strings

and got them to
move it up to tomorrow.

Oh.

Well, I hate to impose my
problems on you, mistress,

but would it be
at all possible

for you to bring
John Adams out of the past

and represent me in court?

He's a very fine
orator and I would feel...

I'm afraid I can't do that.

And besides, Mr. President,
you won't need a lawyer in court.

I pulled a few more strings, and, uh,
you'll have a hearing in the judge's chamber.

You seem to be very expert
at pulling strings.

Sure you didn't
resort to bribery?

Oh, no, of course not,
Mr. President.

It's just that the charges
are so absurd

we don't want to
take up the jury's time.

This does not please me.

The American people
should know of this outrage.

Well, it's an outrage,
all right,

but they might get to know a
little more than's good for them.

The truth, madam,
never hurt anyone.

Look at it this way,
Mr. President.

Uh, I am a witch, and there
aren't very many of us around.

We'd really prefer to remain
the silent minority.

Oh, yes.
I understand.

Even in the 20th century people
are not prepared to accept you?

Well, I've heard your views,
and I will take them into account.

May I use your study
for tea and contemplation?

Certainly, Mr. President.

By your leave.

Backwards.
Say, maybe that's the answer.

I think I've got it.

Jive this of weary to begin.

I alive look George on come.

What is that supposed to be?

That is supposed to be an
incantation read backwards.

Well, how's that gonna help?
How's it gonna hurt?

The president will
have his tea in the den.

Good luck.

How come you witches
can do anything,

but you can't come up with
a witch psychiatrist for her?

Well, I'll bring that up
at the next coven.

[Esmeralda] Eureka!

I did it! I did it! I'm
almost proud of myself.

Esmeralda,
even I'm proud of you.

He likes me?

We all do.

I don't know what
we'd do without you.

Don't answer that, Darrin.

Oh!

Oh, dear, dear.

Oh.

A president without his shoes is
like a lady without her powder puff.

Oh, now let's see.

Size 11,shoes of leather,

George needs you
for the winter weather.

Well, he's gone
and so is $2,000 bail.

Like I said,
"Cheap at twice the price."

And I must admit
one thing, though,

this has been an experience
I'm happy to put behind me,

but it's been one
that I'll always cherish.

That's sweet.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to do it. I
mean, I was only trying to help.

Well, a person could catch his
death of cold without his shoes.

Esmeralda,
what did you do?

I was afraid
you'd ask that.

When I zapped
the president back,

everything went
except his shoes.

So I did another incantation to
get his shoes to go back to him.

What happened? Well, I
couldn't zap his shoes back.

Well, that's no tragedy.

I'm sure he has
another pair of shoes.

He won't need them.
He came back

to collect the ones
he left behind.

He's back?

Now he's got company.

What are you
talking about?

Well, I think I rhymed
"life" with "wife."

Esmeralda.

Martha,
may I present our hosts,

Master and Mistress Stephens.

George, forgive me for not
believing your fanciful tale.

I should have known
you could never tell a lie.

Don't miss the further
adventures of George Washington

next week on Bewitched.