All language subtitles for Bewitched.S08E14.Adam.Warlock.or.Washout.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track6_[eng]

How do you like your
French toast, Daddy?

Before you answer,
guess who made it.

Tabitha made it.
Who asked you to tell?

It's very good.

I didn't even know
you could speak French.

[Sam] What time
is your golf date?

Oh, no special time.

Larry's in Chicago, so our
regular foursome isn't playing today.

I have an idea.

Why don't you stay home and
spend the day with this foursome?

I might just do that.
More milk, Mommy.

Oh, how about that?

He wants to drink
to your staying home.

Mmm, Tabitha,
it's delicious.

Thank you, Daddy.

Emergency.

Uh,
I'll get that. You get the milk.

Hmm, got to put peanut
butter on the shopping list.

Yes, Mother?

What is Durwood
doing here?

If you're referring to Darrin,
he lives here.

Ah, ah, ah
don't be impertinent.

It was you who suggested that the
testing committee come on a Saturday

because that's when
it plays golf.

Well, this is
the wrong Saturday.

He isn't playing today.

Samantha, as chairman
of the committee,

I can't keep stalling
the other members.

Mother, don't put
your foot on that tomato

you'll give it a soft spot, and
they're sky-high these days.

Oh, now you're
trying to stall me.

The Witches' Council has already
asked me why you're so reluctant

to have Adam's power shown.

Well... Well, if you
put it off another time,

you might as well
come right out and admit

that so far he hasn't shown
the least talent for witchcraft.

But he's just a baby.

Oh, Samantha,
why pretend with me?

At his age, Tabitha was
doing all manner of witchcraft.

Now, you get rid
of Durwood.

I'm not sure I can.

You'd better try.

You're aware that your father
is going to be here for the test?

I think I'll try
and get Durwood...

Uh, Darrin out of the house.

Hmm.

Here, mother,
have an apple.

It'll keep
the witch doctor away.

Elizabeth Montgomery in...

Bewitched.

Who was at the door?

Oh, one of those
survey people.

Sort of a testing poll.
I got rid of her.

Well, Tabitha,
if you are through,

why don't you take Adam
upstairs and get him dressed?

And then you two can run
out on the patio and play.

Okay, Mommy.
Come on, Adam.

[Adam] Your room
is messy, Tabitha.

Uh...

Sweetheart,
I've been thinking.

Maybe you ought
to play golf today.

But you just talked me
into spending the day at home.

Well, uh, now I'd like to
talk you into playing golf.

Why?
Because you enjoy it,

because the exercise
is good for you,

because I want you
to be happy.

[Endora] This dialogue
is utterly depressing.

Endora, would you mind
knocking before you pop in?

I thought you were on your way
to play a set of golf.

It's a round of golf.
A set of tennis.

Oh, what
a stimulating revelation.

Sam, what's going on?

Darrin, trust me.

Go and play golf.

You know you like
to play golf.

I like to play golf
when I like to play golf,

and I want to know
what's going on.

Well, if I tell you,
you'd just get angry.

I can't get angry,
I already am.

Darrin, if you love me,
you'll go play golf.

If he loved you,
he'd never come back.

Endora, why don't you go
play with your snakes?

What on Earth is that?

It's nothing on Earth.

It's your father
announcing his arrival.

I'm gonna go play golf.

Thanks.

Girls!

"She walks in beauty,
like the night

"of cloudless climes
and starry skies

"and all that's best
of dark and bright

"meet in her aspect
and her eyes."

Oh, thank you, Daddy.

You and Byron say
the cutest things.

Maurice,
this exhibition is absurd,

childishly flamboyant,
and pathetically ego maniacal.

Thank you, Endora.
Your charm is ageless.

So sad
about the rest of you.

Tinkerbell, park the litter.

When is the rest of
the committee arriving?

Well, Daddy,
I'm not sure,

and I know how you hate
to wait around,

so it's all right
if you want to leave.

What? And miss my grandson's
coming of age?

Not on your life.

Of course, he's going to pass
with flying colors, isn't he?

Well, it all depends on what they
ask him to do. Where is the lad?

Well, he's upstairs
getting dressed, Daddy,

but I haven't had a chance to... A little
advance testing wouldn't hurt, would it?

Uh, but, Daddy...

Uh...
Oh, dear.

Hello, grandpapa.
Tabitha!

How is my little princess?

Fine.

I can always tell
your voice, grandpapa.

Yes, people say it
has a unique quality.

And it's so loud, too.

That reminds me, someday we
must fly north to see the seals.

Now then, I've got something
for you to hear. Listen.

Listen very carefully.

What do your hear, Adam?

Is it the roar of the sea?

Do you hear the
roar of the sea? Yes.

All right.

Now, I've got another
little game for you.

Look, you see this
little fella? See him?

Now, I want you to
go over there. That's it.

Now, I want you to
make him come to you.

Oh, no, no, no, no, Adam.

That's the lazy way.

I want you
to do it like this.

Now, you can do that,
can't you?

No, Grandpa.
Good grief.

Don't tell me
my grandson's powers

have been temporarily frustrated
by his unfortunate lineage.

However, nothing so serious
that grandpapa cannot fix.

Oh, spirits on high,
I bid ye now,

this child of woe
you must endow

with powers
befitting my descendant

and I will act
as superintendent.

Now, Adam, shall we
go for a short flight?

Bravo! Bravo!

Rasputin.

Thank you, Rasputin.
You may leave now.

Hello, darling.

Good to see you.
Hello, my dear.

Enchanted, Samantha.

[Enchantra] Now,
where is the little warlock?

Right here, ladies.

How enchanting.
Darling.

How adorable.

Grimalda,
you look ravishing.

Enchantra, how do you keep
your girlish figure?

Well, Maurice, you're
certainly a hit with the ladies

of the geriatric set.

What a comfort to know
you still care.

Now, stop it, you two.
I'm nervous enough.

Let's prepare the room.

Please take your places.

Come, Adam.
Come on.

Daddy!

Rest easy, my dear. Adam
was a little sluggish at first,

but I gave him
a few pointers.

Pointers?
What do you mean?

It's going to
work out all right.

We shall begin with
simple levitation.

Enchantra.

See the ball.
The ball is red.

Make the red ball
fly to you.

Go ahead, dear. Try.

No coaching,
please.

Go ahead, dear.
Try.

I can't.

He can't! Oh, dear!

I thought you said everything
was going to work out.

It will.

The problem is you're testing
him on too elementary a level.

Remember, he's my grandson.

And mine.

Well, he can't help that.

Ask the lad to fly,
for example.

Fly? He can't. He's too young.

It's unheard of.

For ordinary warlocks, yes,
but not for my grandson.

I wish I knew
what you were up to.

"Oh, ye of little faith."

Proceed.

As you wish.

Do you want to try
to fly?

Okay.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi, Mommy.

I, uh... I can't
believe it.

Neither can I.

Well, now that that's settled,
I suppose we can adjourn.

I second the motion.
Ladies, I'd love to stay,

but I have to referee a flying-fish
race on the road to Mandalay.

So, as Caesar said to Antony,

"Fare thee well

"the elements be kind to thee

"and make thy spirits
all of comfort."

Mommy, where is Daddy?

He's playing golf.

I wish Daddy was here.

Where did he go?

Where did who go?

Oh, my stars!

Sam, I demand to know
what's going on here.

Uh, sweetheart,

It's Adam.

Well, he had a sudden attack
of wish-craft.

He wished you were here,
and here you are.

Since when did he start doing
any kind of craft, wish or otherwise?

And who are those old...

Watch it!

I thought you'd be
happier not knowing.

But, if you insist,
I'll fill you in.

I want to apologize
for all this.

It's just disgraceful.

Oh, yes, it is.
Absolutely.

I've never been treated like
this before in my entire life.

You've got to be kidding.

Sweetheart, you don't know
how lucky we are.

When I come home and
find the house full of witches,

I don't consider it lucky.

When you are
married to a witch,

that's always a possibility,
isn't it?

I mean, it sort of
goes with the territory.

Yes, but the territory
has boundaries

and as far as I'm concerned,
what's going on out there is off-limits.

I want those old biddies
out of this house. Well.

Here.
Well, oh!

Mama.
Want to see me fly, Daddy?

See him...

Adam, I want you to go
upstairs to your room and play.

Adam!

Sweetheart, I think Daddy
would like it if you used the stairs.

Okay.

Come on.

Zip on up there,
and I'll be up in a while.

Go on. There you go.

Something's going on
here, anyway.

We have to wait
and wait...

Ladies.

We simply can't.
It's ridiculous.

I know you have other places
to go. Let me get your brooms.

Don't worry, Durwood.

We're leaving as soon
as we announce our decision.

What decision? Since
it's quite obvious that Adam

is a warlock of
incredible genius,

it is our opinion that he
requires special handling.

Therefore, we have decided
to remove him

from this
dubious environment.

Oh, brother!

That's ridiculous.

There is no need to
get hysterical, Durwood.

We're not talking about
removing Adam permanently.

No, only for 20
or 30 years.

Sam, you better do something,
or I'll do something I'll live to regret

If I live.

I protest.
On what grounds?

You tested Adam to make
sure that a mixed marriage

would not affect his powers.

Well, the results
should satisfy everyone.

Yes, but that was before we
discovered what a prodigy he is.

Adam leaves this house
over my dead body.

The notion is tempting
but hardly necessary.

This is Adam's home,
and this is where he stays.

Young man, will you
kindly stop barking at us?

I will not stop.

I am Adam's father, and
he's going to be educated as...

Oh, dear.

Well, they did warn you.

It is time for us to
take our leave now.

Kindly get the boy.

May I be permitted
to say something?

No.
Not now.

Just two words?

Very well.

Daddy, help!

What's the trouble,
my dear?

Daddy,
they want to take Adam.

Take him?
Take him where?

As you know,
the child's a prodigy

and the committee has decided
that he needs special care.

Special training.

Ridiculous.

Who asked for your opinion?

Maurice,
you saw the child fly.

You must admit, flying at
Adam's age is incredible.

Ladies, what you don't
understand is

that Adam was only able
to accomplish that miracle

because of my presence.

The truth is, he has no
power of witchcraft whatsoever.

None whatsoever?

Then how do you explain...
I gave him a little help.

If the child is
completely mortal,

that leaves us
with no alternative.

None whatsoever.

The marriage
must be dissolved.

See, every cloud
has a silver lining.

Enchantra,

if Darrin promises
to restrain himself,

will you please
restore his voice?

As you wish.

Sam, tell me
this is all a nightmare.

Daddy, don't let them.

I don't want my
marriage dissolved.

Just calm down,
my dear.

Ladies, as I once said
to Will Shakespeare

and later gave him
permission to quote me,

"The quality of mercy
is not strained..."

Hold it.

What has that to do
with what we're discussing?

Nothing, but now I have
your attention.

Let me tell you
what I think the problem is.

This child is being brought
up in an atmosphere

that has inhibited the growth
of his witchcraft.

You see, Samantha's husband,

that mortal lamebrain,

absolutely forbids the use
of witchcraft in this house.

No!
Yes.

No!
Yes.

No! Why do you keep
saying no when I tell you yes?

Samantha, my dear,
you are the child's mother.

It is up to you to
provide a fertile ground

for his natural growth.

Try that,
and Adam may surprise you.

I hope so.

Now, Sam, just a minute. I
have something to say... Silence!

Adam!

Come over here, Adam.
That's right.

Give me the shell.

Shell into bell,
bell into shell,

at knell of bell,
be gone, oh spell.

Now, the little rascal's
on his own.

Sweetheart, maybe if
I explain something to you

in mortal terms,
then you might understand.

Now, if Adam had an innate
talent for, uh, music, say,

and we forbade him
to use it,

well, that would not only be
unfair, but it could be harmful.

Witchcraft is
a talent, too.

Well, now,
isn't that logical?

If you're married to a witch,
I guess it's logical.

Adam, watch the shell.
Turn around.

Now, watch this.

Here it comes.

Look at that.

Oh, now,
I'm gonna send it back, okay?

Now, you watch.

Back onto the table.
There.

Oh, boy.
One more time, watch!

Here it comes.
Oh, wow.

Now you try it.

It's okay.

There it goes.
It goes, oh, it's...

Oh!

He did it.
He did it.

That's wonderful.
Just wonderful.

Mine you are, grandson!

Bravo, Adam. Bravo!

Isn't that terrific?
Yeah.

But the way
you're all carrying on,

you think he'd just
taken his first step.

But, sweetheart,
that's exactly what he did.

Bye, Samantha. Good-bye,
Maurice. Au revoir, au revoir.

Au revoir.

Very well, Rasputin.
Home!

Oh, well, thank goodness
that's over.

Two down
and two to go.

I'm thirsty.

Bravo.

Very good, Adam.

Sam...

Well, I'll have
a talk with him later.

Uh, sweetheart,
now, why don't you take

your milk out to the kitchen,
please?

Okay?

With both hands, now.
There you go.

Well, I must be off.

I'm due at the ballet
at Petrograd.

They're doing
Penguin Lake.

Don't you mean Swan Lake?

No, it's an ice ballet. They
couldn't get the skates on the swans.

Endora, shall I drop you
somewhere?

Over the Matterhorn,
perhaps?

I get the point.

Thanks for your help,
Daddy.

If it hadn't been for you, I would've
had a disaster on my hands.

You still have
a disaster on your hands.

Young man, take good care
of my little girl

or I'll take
good care of you.

I've managed
pretty well up to now.

I'll be
the judge of that.

Farewell! Farewell!
A long farewell.

If it's going to be that
long, I'm not waiting.

Scene stealer.

What a character!

He is rather unique,
isn't he?

Yeah, but his daughter
is even more unique...

And prettier.

Oh!

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

I guess I'll have to have that
little talk with him right now.

Adam, did you pop Mommy
into the kitchen?

Yes.

Afterwards, you and I can
continue our little... Talk.

Good idea.