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[Tabitha] Esmeralda!
Postcards from Mommy.
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[Sam] Dear Tabitha and Adam,
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this is a view of Loch Ness.
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It's a large lake,
fed by the river Ness.
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Loch is
the Scottish word for "lake."
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I knew that.
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You did not.
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This is the home of
the famous Loch Ness monster,
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but more about him later.
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The lake is near
a town called Inverness,
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which is in Scotland.
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We're here visiting a cousin
of your daddy's.
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His name is Robbie,
and he owns a small hotel.
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That's where we're staying.
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Uh-oh.
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That's all for now.
Love from us both.
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Ah!
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Some have meat
that cannot eat,
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and some would eat
that want it,
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but we have meat
and we can eat,
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and say,
"the Lord be thanked."
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Time to feed
the inner man, eh?
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The inner woman
is starving, too.
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You've got a Bonnie, wee witch
there, cousin Darrin, have you not?
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Close enough,
cousin Robbie.
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[Darrin] The salmon looks delicious.
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Very expensive, too,
I might add.
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If I was charging you
for that,
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you'd be paying a pretty
penny for it, you can be sure.
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Business has been
very, very bad.
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Why is that?
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Well, you've no doubt heard
of the Loch Ness monster.
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It's the only tourist attraction
we have around here
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and he's been a wee bit shy,
these past few years.
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With no monster,
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Loch Ness is
just another loch.
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Robbie, has it ever occurred to
you that the reason he's been shy
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Is that there is no
Loch Ness monster?
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Nay monster?
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It's that kind of propaganda
that keeps tourists away, laddie.
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The fact is I've seen the
beastie with my very own eyes
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And fearfully it, too.
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Robbie. Robbie.
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Darrin, get some water.
Darrin?
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Oh, my stars.
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Bruce!
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Get back in the water.
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You're making
a spectacle of yourself.
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I don't know where Serena is.
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Now, get lost.
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Elizabeth Montgomery in...
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Bewitched.
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Darrin. Darrin!
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Robbie. Robbie!
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What...
...happened?
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You both fainted.
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Are you sure of that, now?
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Sometimes I doze off
very, very quickly,
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and it looks like I fainted.
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No. You saw...
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Och aye!
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I saw the monster
and I fainted.
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Did you see him?
Did you see him?
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Yes, cute, isn't he?
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I got to spread the news.
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The monster's back!
The monster's back!
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I don't know which
was more shocking,
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seeing that monster yesterday
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or having Robbie treat us to
a champagne dinner last night.
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Which, if you'd have had to pay
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Would
have cost you a pretty penny.
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What do you suppose
that is?
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Looks like
a mini-submarine.
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A mini-sub with
a maxi-captain.
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Why don't we go down
to breakfast
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and find out
what it's all about?
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It's a braw, bricht day.
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Good morning to you both.
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Morning, Robbie.
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Baron,
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
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The Baron von Fuchs.
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He's here with
his submarine
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to take underwater
photographs of the monster.
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The innkeeper tells me
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you were this close
to the monster.
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[Darrin] That's right.
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In that case
I will join you.
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I would like to interrogate...
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Uh, ask you some questions.
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What does
the monster look like,
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height, weight,
color of eyes, complexion?
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Any distinguishing
characteristics?
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How is he armed?
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I thought you were here to
take photographs of the monster.
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That is only my cover.
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Actually, Boyd's of London
insurance company
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has a $3 million reward
for his capture.
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And it would give me
great pleasure
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to take money
from the English.
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Well, good luck.
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But luck has nothing
to do with this.
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What has to do with this is
strategy, a trained regiment.
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A crew and our secret weapon.
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You mean the submarine?
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This is only part
of the equipment.
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We do it with laser beams.
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We divert the monster
from the front,
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outflank him from the side,
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and with our
electronical laser beam
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we give him
a good shot in the rear.
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He will be stunned
into submission!
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Uh, is there any danger?
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To the crew, no.
To the monster, maybe.
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You mean,
there's a chance he might be
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stunned into extinction.
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What has the monster got to
worry? He can only lose his life,
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I could lose $3 million.
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I've just lost my appetite.
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Okay, Sam, what's wrong?
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I just found the Baron
very questionable.
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Come on, Sam,
he's a joke.
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He's a monster killer,
that's what he is.
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Uh, sweetheart,
I have a little headache,
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and I think
I'd like to lie down.
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Why don't you go for
a hike in the heather?
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I'm not in
a heather hiking mood.
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The truth is going to
come as a shock to you.
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Try me.
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The monster is not a monster.
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You're right.
It comes as a shock to me.
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His name is Bruce.
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He's a warlock friend of
Serena's from way back.
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He adored her.
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He was a sick warlock.
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Well, she tried to
maintain a...
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She tried to maintain a
brother-sister relationship with him
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but he turned into
one of those pests.
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He kept hounding her
day and night.
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And?
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Well, as she put it, if he was
going to behave like a monster,
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he might as well
look like one.
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So she...
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Turned him into a monster.
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Serena's the only one
who can change him back.
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Got to try and reach her.
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I wish
I'd taken that hike.
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North, south, west, and east,
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SOS for
the Loch Ness beast.
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This, Serena, is a subpoena!
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Well, you certainly
picked a rotten time.
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HI there,
tall, dark, and nothing.
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I was in the middle of
an archeological expedition
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with the Maharajah
of Indipoor.
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We were digging for
diamonds in his vault.
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I'll send you back as soon as
you take care of Bruce.
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Bruce, who?
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Serena, you're in
the town of Inverness,
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on Loch Ness.
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Bruce! The ding-a-ling!
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How is the little monster?
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Well, he's in danger
of being captured.
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Who'd want him?
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Or being killed.
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That I can understand.
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He's not that much of a pest.
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Change him back.
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Oh, very well.
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I'll go down and
take a walk on the lake.
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I'll go with you,
just to make sure you do it.
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Whoa.
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Nobody is going lake walking
while I'm around.
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We'll take a boat.
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Poop.
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Far enough, gondolier.
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Okay, get going, Serena,
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and don't waste
any time down there.
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Are you kidding?
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I want to get back
to my diamond digging,
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as quickly as possible.
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Bruce.
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Bruce!
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Bruce!
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Heigh ho, Brucie.
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You really should
see a skin doctor.
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Oh.
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Groovy little undersea pad
you have here.
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Excuse me while I dry off.
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There, that's better.
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No, thank you.
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Really, Brucie!
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I just have to do
what I came to do,
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and then buzz off.
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Well, the scuttlebutt is,
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you're in danger
of being captured.
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Sammy thinks that you
should split this neighborhood.
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The decision's up to you,
yes or no?
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Then here goes.
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Oh, it's so corny I could die.
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Monster, monster of the deep,
look into my eyes
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and sleep.
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When you awake
and count to three.
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The warlock, Bruce,
again you'll be.
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One, two, three.
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Hands.
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Shoes.
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You botched it!
I wasn't always this short.
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Well, you haven't changed.
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You're still a whiner.
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How do you like it?
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How'd you get
all this stuff down here?
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I, uh, have a little witch
in the neighborhood
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who happens to care
a great deal about me.
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Oh.
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How is your mother?
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I love when you insult me.
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It's like
old times again.
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Can I help you
to a little drink?
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No.
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Just say,
"Thank you, Serena,"
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and I will be on my way.
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I'm not going
to say thank you
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Until you have
one drink with me.
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Uh, aren't you going to ask
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how I've been
doing down here?
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How've you been
doing down here, Bruce?
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Beautiful.
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I was taking
a medical course
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and in a year from now,
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I would have become
a sturgeon.
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I was just taking
the course for the halibut.
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One more joke like that,
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and I'll see that
you finish the course.
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So be it.
Uh, a toast.
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I've been rehearsing this
for years.
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Witch Serena,
fair and sweet...
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Oh, true.
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I knew that
once again we'd meet,
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and I'd no longer
weep and wail,
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because my darling
has a tail.
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Oh, you double-crosser!
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Ta-ta. I'm off to
find a short girl
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at the Warlock Club
party for singles over 2100.
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Oh, fink!
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What's keeping her, Sam?
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Maybe I ought to go below
and investigate.
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Absolutely not.
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She's probably down there
comparing notes with
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a man-eating shark.
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[Serena] Ship, ahoy!
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There she is.
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I got to admit,
she swims like a fish.
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[Sam] Come on, Darrin, pull. Pull.
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[Darrin] I can't.
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[Sam] Kick your feet.
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[Serena] Don't touch me.
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What's the matter, haven't you
ever seen a mermaid before?
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Yes, but only on
a can of tuna.
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Talk about holding a grudge.
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Oh, never mind,
Serena, relax.
260
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,066
We'll think of
something.
261
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,068
You already thought
of something.
262
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,612
Look at me!
263
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,157
I was doing so well
with my tap-dancing lessons.
264
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,450
Now what?
265
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,077
Get me back to the inn
and into a warm tub.
266
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,120
To the inn?
267
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,581
But we can't take you
back there in your condition.
268
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,708
Well,
what else can we do?
269
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,793
Throw her
back in the lake?
270
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,630
Well...
271
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,716
You wait till I get
my powers back, buster!
272
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,426
I was just
trying to be helpful.
273
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,594
Well,
don't worry, sweetheart.
274
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,513
No one will see us
go back to the inn.
275
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,389
I'll just zap us
to our room.
276
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,978
Don't touch.
277
00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:07,777
Serena,
will you please cover up?
278
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,904
What's to cover up anymore?
279
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,741
If you don't mind...
280
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,295
Serena, try to remember
Bruce's spell,
281
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,880
maybe I can reverse it.
282
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,840
Well, it went
something like,
283
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,596
"Witch Serena,
sweet and frail
284
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,432
"I'd like to
grab you by the..."
285
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:42,228
Oh, no. That's not it.
It's no use.
286
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,691
Why don't we have her
filleted and fried,
287
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,651
and put out of her misery?
288
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,237
That's two funnies I owe you.
289
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,906
Sweetheart, why don't you
go down to the bar and relax?
290
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,657
We'll work this out.
291
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,035
That's the best suggestion
I've heard so far.
292
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,705
Okay, time's a-wasting.
293
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,040
We've got to
get Bruce back.
294
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,917
He's the only one
who can help you.
295
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,420
And he's the only one
who won't.
296
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,838
Well, we have to try.
297
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,132
Where did he say he was?
298
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,509
He said he'd be at
the Warlock Club,
299
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,511
a party for
singles over 2100.
300
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,223
Let's see.
301
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:24,228
That's 36.6 degrees
302
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:28,898
north by northwest
on the cosmic continuum.
303
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,071
Warlock Bruce of
Loch Ness fame...
304
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,781
Sammy!
305
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,657
If I hear
another incantation,
306
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,160
I'm going to be sick.
307
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,787
Just turn on the power
and get him here.
308
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,247
You're right.
309
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,007
You realize that
you zapped me out
310
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,259
of the semifinals
of the tango contest?
311
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,719
I could have won.
312
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,471
They think
I have a lovely dip.
313
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,059
Don't mention dip to me.
314
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,103
You poor dear.
315
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,855
Oh, you should be
back in the lake.
316
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,440
Your scales are shedding.
317
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,234
And as for you,
Samantha,
318
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,362
I'm going to report you
to the Witches' Council
319
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,864
for the illegal use of
teleportation spells.
320
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,534
Oh. Well, how about
your good deed for the day?
321
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,119
That's perfectly legal
322
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,664
under the Laws of Revenge,
Article 33b.
323
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,290
Well, how about
the law of mercy?
324
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,417
Oh, you said
the magic word, "mercy."
325
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,212
I mean, why not?
326
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:35,090
We're grownup, decent witches
and warlocks. Mercy it is.
327
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,301
Let's see,
I was a monster for 40 years,
328
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,178
40 years from now
I'll be merciful.
329
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,138
But until then, happy
swimming, little mermaid.
330
00:19:42,138 --> 00:19:45,351
I told you he was
a first-class stinker!
331
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,438
Mother always said
forgive and forget.
332
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,148
Never liked mother.
333
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,279
Sam, Robbie's on his way...
334
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,490
Serena, will you cover up
your tail?
335
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,874
Darrin, this is Bruce.
336
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,292
Bruce,
this is my husband, Darrin.
337
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,962
Bruce, the monster?
338
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,798
Uh, the former monster.
Want my autograph?
339
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,800
I'd love it,
but later.
340
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,468
Sam, we've got to
clear the area,
341
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,137
Robbie's on his way up...
342
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,974
He's here now, Darrin.
Hi, Samantha.
343
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:28,185
[Robbie] Are you feeling
any better, lassie? Miracles!
344
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,313
Europa Travel just called and
booked the inn for a whole year.
345
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,816
Solid and glory be.
346
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,111
A television network
is sending a special crew
347
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,030
to televise the monster
in action, via Telstar.
348
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:43,159
Telstar? Imagine that.
349
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,161
Hurry. Hurry now. Hurry.
350
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,497
Oh, well, I'll be
getting back to my dance.
351
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,250
Poor Robbie. He's in
for an awful let down.
352
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,378
Not necessarily.
353
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,464
Samantha, I'm waiting.
354
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,595
I suppose the public
would be satisfied
355
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,013
with a mermaid.
356
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:07,183
There's no substitute
for the Loch Ness monster.
357
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,394
Let's get at it,
Samantha. Back to my dance.
358
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,522
Introducing for the
first time in any loch,
359
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,526
Serena, the mermaid.
360
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:21,530
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, good thinking, Sammy.
361
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,492
Hold it. What do you mean,
"Serena, the mermaid"?
362
00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:27,744
Are you suggesting that a
mermaid can replace me?
363
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,915
I'll work up an act.
I can swim.
364
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,876
I can sit on the rocks
and sing the Song of Lorelei.
365
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,464
And for an encore,
366
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,717
I can mess around
with the fishermen.
367
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,011
Top that,
you silly little beast.
368
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,555
Serena, I didn't realize
you could do all that.
369
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,810
I may even take over
your little underwater pad.
370
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,186
My place, huh?
371
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,396
Jacques Cousteau
could drop in any time.
372
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,606
Hold it a minute.
373
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,859
The truth is,
374
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,780
I've always been
a bust as a warlock.
375
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:06,075
You're right, Serena,
I'm too short.
376
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,662
I've got a rotten personality.
I'm a pest.
377
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,540
But in that lake,
I'm a star.
378
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:14,542
He has a point.
379
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,001
The little twerp.
380
00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,753
That's me, a little twerp.
381
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,880
I'd rather be a big monster.
382
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,090
But what about
the Baron?
383
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,925
Oh, I can take care of him.
384
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,052
Send me back,
Serena, please.
385
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,388
How can I, in my condition?
386
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,140
Oh, sorry.
387
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,980
And now...
388
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,569
Your turn.
389
00:22:41,609 --> 00:22:42,653
My pleasure.
390
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,241
And I hope
the German gets you.
391
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,128
Well, sweetheart, aren't
you going to miss all this?
392
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,463
Like I'm going to miss
earthquakes and tidal waves.
393
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,243
At ease.
394
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,287
Thank you.
395
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,832
Uh, where have
you been, Baron?
396
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:40,294
In great danger at
the bottom of the lake.
397
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,838
That's where I've been.
398
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,050
Look what that
crazy monster did to me!
399
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,468
How did that happen?
400
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:51,972
I was in my little submarine,
minding my own business
401
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,058
on a search
and destroy mission,
402
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,644
when he attacked me
from the rear!
403
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,357
Two bites
and no more submarine.
404
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,401
He ate it like it was
a piece of mackerel.
405
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,196
But how I escaped,
Himmler only knows.
406
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,365
I'm getting out of here.
407
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,159
Boyd's of London,
408
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:16,246
you can take
the $3 million in $1 bills...
409
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,087
Wow!
410
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,507
Well, at least we know Bruce
can take care of himself.
411
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,926
We'd better get back
to the inn and pack.
412
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,431
Oh, hi, Brucie.
413
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:39,770
Really?
414
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,401
Oh, well,
I'm sorry to hear that.
415
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:51,073
Oh, why, yeah,
sure, right away.
416
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,451
You're welcome.
417
00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,207
Well, what does he want?
418
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,710
Well, it seems the submarine
didn't agree with him
419
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,462
and he wants me to get him
a case of bicarbonate.
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