Original subtitles

[soft music]

So cool.

It was so much fun, wasn't it?

I can't wait to open up this Nuru kit.

What is Nuru anyway?

You know, honestly, I have no idea.

But you saw the booth.

You saw how long that line was.

Like, it must be good.

The sign sure made it sound good,

but most of the words were in Japanese.

And the few words in English were infinite bliss and lucky adventure.

Who wouldn't want infinite bliss?

Infinite bliss? I want infinite bliss.

Oh, it's like this... lube or oil?

I think this is a... cereal bowl.

There is some sort of rubber thing.

Alright, we need to find the, oh, the instructions.

Let me take this.

Okay, what do we need to do?

We need to learn how to read Japanese.

Hey, isn't that old guy your sister is dating into

Manga and anime and all that stuff?

I bet he knows.

Yeah, he is probably still in her bed.

She let's him sleep in while she goes to work.

[Lucky giggling]

Hey, Seth, can we ask you for something?

Yeah, just make it quick.

I really gotta buy this birthday present for your sister.

Well, I have this Nuru kit

and we can't really understand the instructions,

so we wanted to see if you could help us.

Seriously, you both are over the age of 18,

why would you buy something if you don't know what it is?

Well, the line was really long and it looked super cool.

Yeah, and it said infinite bliss, I want that.

Besides there is way more to Japanese culture than anime.

Japan is country filled with millions and millions of people

with a rich history.

Why would you think just because you hand someone a box, they know what it's for?

Well, since you are so wise old one,

why don't you just help us out then?

Oh, fine, as long as you leave me alone after.

Mm.

The picture seems to show that the Nuru thing might

be some kind of massage.

I see someone lying down a rubber thing which I guess is the mattress.

Oh, is that what the rubber raft is for?

Well, can we set it up here in case we have more questions?

Yeah, since you are the wise one, please help us.

Well, fine, but you need to figure out your Nurutasy on your own.

I am a busy man.

Okay.

We are doing great so far.

These pictures really help.

Yeah, they do, look at this.

Um, the pictures do show a guy though,

so, Seth, can you help us?

This better not take too long.

Okay, it clearly says right here,

cause there is an X with a red over clothes,

that you have to take you clothes off.

Are you serious?

You want me to get naked?

How long is this gonna take?

Let me check the instructions.

Oh-oh.

It says we have to get undressed too.

Let me see that.

Let me see it.

Did you two look at this?

Uh, I didn't know this massage was so intimate.

Intimate? Really? Intimate?

This is down rate riskey okay?

I really don't think we should be doing this.

Oh, come on, we are grown women.

I'm 20 and she is 19.

Yeah, and I wanna experience infinite bliss.

You are 19, what do you know about infinite bliss?

You are a connoisseur of Japanese culture.

Aren't you curious to find out what this infinite bliss

they promised truly means?

It could be mind blowing.

Yeah, and honestly, the reason we have to take our clothes off

is probably cause the Nuru is sticky.

Like, we don't want sticky clothes.

Look, Seth, we are curious and I'm sure you are too.

Fine, fine, fine.

Okay, just after this, leave me alone.

Cause I have to get a gift for your sister.

And don't you tell her.

I don't want her to get jealous.

-We promise. -We promise.

[Seth] Move rubber this way.

[giggling]

[Seth] Alright.

[Seth] You know, I think I'll just lay down here.

-Yeah. -Yes.

Face down, like the instruction says.

Yes, follow the instructions.

[chuckles]

Okay.

Should we get in here with you?

I guess that's the idea.

Just...

-look how sticky it is. -Oh?

[Lucky laughing]

And then we just rub it on his body?

Yeah.

Throw it on our body too.

[giggling]

It is sticky.

And slimy.

See, I told you, this is why we gotta take our clothes off.

[giggling] It's hot too.

[giggling]

[laughing]

It feels so nice.

It does.

I've never done anything like this before.

Me neither.

Of course not, you don't speak Conji.

Do you want it all over your body, Seth?

Just... do what you do.

[giggling]

We will.

[laughing]

[moaning]

It's so slippy and slidy.

[laughing]

See, it's slippery.

[laughing]

[moaning]

This ain't too bad.

[laughing]

[moaning]

[Megan] Look how gooey it is.

[chuckles]

[giggling]

[moaning]

[laughing]

This is so much fun.

Yeah.

[giggling]

-[moaning] -[Seth groaning]

[giggling]

[laughing]

[Megan] Your ass is so nice.

[Lucky laughing]

[Lucky] Thank you.

Okay, let me pour, pour more on him.

Oh, this is crazy.

[laughing]

-You having-- Aren't you having fun?

I kind of like it.

[laughing]

We told you.

You were so grumpy with us.

It's just the way I am.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Must be why my sister likes you so much.

It's my best quality.

[laughing]

[moaning]

[giggling]

[Seth groaning]

[Lucky] Oh, you just look so hot grinding on him like that.

[Megan and Lucky moaning]

[Lucky giggling]

Did you think this was how your day was gonna go?

No.

I was just looking for a gift.

Now I got a different kind of gift.

[laughing]

-Well, thanks for waiting. -You are so grumpy.

[moaning]

[giggling]

Yes!

[laughing]

You should get up here.

Yeah?

Take turns?

[giggling]

[moaning]

It's so slippery.

It is.

And so sticky as we thought.

[moaning]

[giggling]

[giggling softly]

It's everywhere.

[laughing]

Look how stringy it is.

Look at that pool.

[laughing, moaning]

[giggling]

[chuckles]

I can't stop playing with it.

[laughing]

That feels so nice.

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

[giggling]

Oh, yeah.

[giggling]

[moaning]

[laughing]

Fuck, you have such a hot body.

[laughing]

You do too.

[moaning]

Look how much his butt is covered.

[laughing]

Perfect.

[moaning]

It's never ending.

[laughing]

[moaning, giggling]

[Lucky] How are you doing down there, Seth?

[Seth] I'm doing good.

[Megan and Lucky laughing]

[Megan] He is having fun with this.

-Yeah? -This stuff is amazing.

[moaning]

[Lucky giggling]

[Lucky laughing]

[Megan moaning]

[Lucky giggling]

[Lucky and Megan moaning]

-[Lucky giggling] -Yeah.

There is so much right around your butt.

Right?

I'll just pause right here.

[giggling]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[giggling]

[moaning]

[giggling]

[laughing]

[breathing heavily]

[giggling]

[sneers]

[giggling]

[groaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[giggling]

[laughing]

-[moaning] -[giggling]

[Seth groaning]

You know, the rest of the pictures are sex ones.

Like, we use our pussies as massage tools?

We are on a slippery slope, girls.

One that some can't come back from.

We are risking everything.

I'm about to marry your sister.

This Nuru thing,

we may have opened pandora's box.

Look, it's been relaxing so far.

And just like you,

I feel in touch with thousands of years of Japanese culture.

We can't turn back now.

And I do appreciate the experience of other cultures.

Alright, fuck it. Let's do it.

[laughing]

Oh- Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

[Lucky laughing]

[groaning]

Oh, yes!

-[giggling] -Oh, fuck yes!

[groaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

-[Seth] Oh, shit! -[laughing]

[Seth] Oh, shit!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

-[Seth moaning] -[Lucky] Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Lucky giggling]

[Megan] Look how straight it is.

[Lucky laughing]

[Lucky giggling]

[Lucky moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Lucky giggling]

[laughing]

[moaning]

Suck that dick.

[Seth groaning]

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[giggling]

[groaning]

[laughing]

[slurping]

[moaning]

You look good. So good with that dick in your mouth.

Yeah, you wanna taste it?

Yeah.

[chuckles]

Yeah!

You look so good sucking dick.

[moaning]

[sneers]

The Nuru tastes good too.

[laughing]

[moaning]

[Seth] That's it.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[groaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

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[Seth] Oh, yes!

-[moaning] -[Seth groaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Yes!

You take that dick so good.

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

[laughing]

Yeah!

-Oh, shit! -Just like that?

[laughing]

[Seth] Fuck!

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, fuck!

[laughing]

[Seth] Oh, my god!

-You like that, Seth? -[Seth] Oh, yeah.

[laughing]

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

[giggling]

[laughing]

[chuckles]

[laughing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[Seth groaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

[giggling]

[Lucky] Yeah!

[groaning]

[sneers]

[Megan laughing]

[Lucky laughing]

[Megan and Lucky laughing]

[Megan and Lucky moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

[moaning]

[giggling]

[groaning]

Yeah!

[laughing]

Ride his dick so fucking good.

Yeah!

Oh, it feels so good.

[moaning]

[laughing]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, shit!

[laughing]

[moaning]

[giggling]

Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lucky] Oh, yes, smack it.

[Lucky moaning]

[Lucky] Oh, yeah!

[Lucky giggling]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Lucky moaning]

[Seth[ Oh, fuck yes!

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Do you wanna take a turn?

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

[chuckling]

There you go.

-Oh, yes! -[giggling]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lucky laughing]

[Lucky] Oh, you look so hot when you pound that hard cock.

[moaning]

[giggling]

[Seth groaning]

Yes!

Ride that dick.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

[laughing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, you take that dick so good.

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

Yeah!

[giggling]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[kissing]

[laughing]

[Megan giggling]

[Megan] Oh, yes, yes.

[Lucky giggling]

[Seth] Yeah!

[Lucky laughing]

[Lucky] How does that dick feel?

[Megan] So fucking good.

[Lucky] Yeah?

[Lucky laughing]

[Lucky and Seth laughing]

[Megan moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Lucky moaning]

[Lucky] Oh, yeah!

[Lucky moaning]

[Lucky] Fuck!

[Lucky] It's so good.

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Lucky laughing]

[Seth groaning]

[moaning]

[laughing]

[Seth] Fuck!

[laughing]

[Seth] Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[giggling]

Bring that titty over here.

[moaning]

[giggling]

[Seth] Oh, shit!

[giggling]

[Seth] Oh, my god, yeah!

-Yeah, you like that, Seth? -[Seth] Oh, yeah.

Yeah!

[Seth] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, fuck yes!

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[giggling]

[Seth] Oh, fuck!

[chuckles]

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, shit!

[Seth] Oh, shit!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

[Seth] Oh, fuck yes!

-Look at that little pussy. -Yeah!

[laughing]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, it's so good.

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth groaning]

Oh, fuck!

[Lucky] Yeah!

[Lucky] Oh, yeah, take that dick, baby.

-[Lucky] Yeah! -[Seth] Oh, yes!

Oh, yes, come here.

Come here.

Oh, shit, come here.

-Yeah! -Lay on your side.

Oh, yes!

Come lay on your side, baby.

-Come here, come here. -Yeah.

-Fuck! -Yeah, get on top.

Oh, my god!

[groaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes, come here.

Oh, yeah!

[laughing]

Oh, my god, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[laughing]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, that feels so good.

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yes, take that dick.

Yeah!

[laughing]

Fuck!

[giggling]

-[groaning] -[moaning]

Yeah!

Yeah!

[moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, its so good.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[giggling]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[groaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth] Oh, shit!

[laughing]

Yeah!

[moaning]

-Oh, shit! -Yeah!

[moaning]

Mm, it feels good?

It feels so good.

Shit!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, shit!

[moaning]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, shit!

[moaning and gasping]

[laughing]

Oh, yeah!

-Yeah! -Oh, cum all over his dick.

-Oh, it's so good. -Yes.

[laughing]

Fuck!

-Yes! -Oh, yes!

Oh, right there.

Oh, shit!

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, I'm cumming.

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

Oh, yes, cum for me, baby.

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck yes!

Yes! Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Yes!

Yeah!

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

Pound my pussy.

Yeah, fuck me!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[moaning]

[groaning]

Oh, yes!

Yeah!

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, shit!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[Seth] There you go.

[moaning]

Oh, like that.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Yeah, you take that dick so good, baby.

Yeah!

-Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

-Oh, yeah! -It's so good.

Yeah, like that.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

That dick is deep inside me.

-Yeah! -Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth] Oh, shit!

[moaning]

[Seth groaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

-[groaning] -[moaning]

-Oh, yeah! -[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

-Oh, shit! -Fuck!

[groaning]

-That looks so good. -Oh, fuck!

Your little pussy getting pounded.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

[groaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[groaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[Megan] Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth groaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth groaning]

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

-[Seth] Oh, yes! -Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[giggling]

[moaning]

[giggling]

Oh, yeah!

-Oh, yeah! -Yeah!

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes! Yes!

-Yeah! -You look so pretty getting fucked.

[moaning]

[laughing]

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Give me.

Give me, give me.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, yeah! -Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[giggling]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

[groaning]

Yes, yes.

[moaning]

[Seth groaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my fucking god.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

-Yeah, you like how that dick feels? -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

-Yeah? -Mm-hmm.

-Oh, fuck! -You are such a good girl.

-Taking such big dick. -Oh, fuck!

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah?

-Oh, you take that dick so good. -Oh, fuck!

-[Seth] Shit! -Oh, yeah!

[laughing]

Oh, fuck!

-[moaning] -[Seth groaning]

[giggling]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes, come here.

Oh, yes!

Yes, just taste it with me.

-Yeah! -Yes!

-[moaning] -[groaning]

Yes!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, shit!

[moaning]

[groaning]

[laughing]

Oh, shit!

[groaning]

[moaning]

Yes!

[moaning]

Yeah!

[giggling]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[giggling]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

-[Seth] Oh, my god! -[laughing]

[laughing]

-[Seth] Oh, shit! -Fuck!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, my god, yeah!

[Lucky moaning]

[Lucky] Yeah!

[Lucky moaning]

[Lucky giggling]

[Lucky] Yeah!

[Lucky laughing]

[Lucky moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth] Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

-You ride that dick so fucking good. -[Seth] Yeah.

-Look at that. -Yes, yeah, yeah.

[laughing]

Oh, yes!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Yes! Yes!

[groaning]

[giggling]

-Oh, yes! -Look at it jiggle.

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Seth] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

-[moaning] -[Seth groaning]

-[Seth] Oh, yes! -[laughing]

You look so good up there.

-Yeah! -[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[giggling]

[Lucky giggling]

[Lucky laughing]

[Lucky] Yeah, you like when I twerk on your dick?

-[Seth] Oh, yeah. -[Lucky] Yeah?

[laughing]

[Lcuky moaning]

[Lucky] Oh, yeah!

[Seth groaning]

[Seth] Yes, just like that.

[moaning]

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

[Lucky moaning]

[Lucky] Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[Seth groaning]

[giggling]

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[laughing]

Yeah!

Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

Oh, yes, shake that ass.

[giggling]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

Yes!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

-There you go. -Yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, my god!

Yes!

Yeah!

Oh, yes!

[Seth] Turn around, girl.

[Seth] Yes!

[Seth] Yes, come here.

[Seth groaning]

[Seth] Mm-hmm.

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Right there. Down right there.

[Seth] Yes!

Oh, my god!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, my god!

[Seth] Yes!

[moaning]

[Seth] Yes, right here.

[Seth] Yeah, you want that cum?

Oh, yeah.

[moaning, giggling]

[Seth] Yes, bring your ass forward.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[giggling]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes, yes.

[giggling]

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

-[Seth] Right there. -[Megan] Yeah?

Give it to me.

-Yeah, please give us your cum. -Oh, yeah.

[giggling]

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Seth groaning]

[laughing]

-Look at all that. -[Seth] Oh, shit!

[laughing]

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

-[Seth] Oh, yes! -Oh, yeah!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

-[moaning] -[Seth groaning]

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Yes, lick that off her.

[Seth] Oh, yeah!

-[Seth] Yes! -[laughing]

[Seth] Yes!

[Seth groaning]

-[Seth] Oh, yeah, keep licking. -Oh, perfect bush.

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Yes!

-[Seth groaning] -[moaning]

[Lucky laughing]

[Seth] Yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth] Oh, yes!

[Seth laughing]

That felt really good.

Fuck yeah, it did.

Really damn good.

That might just have been the bliss we were promised.

But it's too soon to tell if it's infinite bliss.

I guess we will find out tomorrow if we still feel bliss.

But wait,

since we don't know Conji,

we can't read the instructions.

We don't know if we only need to this once.

Yeah, maybe we need to do it multiple times

before we really know.

[groaning]

[music]