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[music]

Alright, looking good, ladies.

He's driving into a crowd of pesto--

I don't even know why I-- Is everything alright?

Am I shining?

-Perfect. -Okay.

Thank you.

No wonder everyone's getting into car accidents this weekend.

Here, here, here, here.

Well, this you see that this is happening over there?

-We got to add that. -Yes.

-I will write that down right now. -Yeah, write that down.

I do wanna, I'm gonna click on it.

-I wanna know every-- -Who's that?

Five, four,

-Turkey sandwiches. -[news montage music]

Good afternoon.

I'm Ariel Demure.

And I'm Avery Lust.

[Ariel] And welcome to Monday Night Transvestigation news.

[Avery] On Channel six.

[Ariel] Thank you, Avery.

[Ariel] This just in.

There's been...

a break in a water main causing estradiol

to leak into the water supply and now

all the trans women have huge breasts, and

it's just doing great things for all of

the stepmothers and fathers all over the country

and we're so excited about all of...

-that. -So excited.

It's been going really great.

I have results from said Water Main.

Uh, break and it's just making everybody have such

a good time at work, and it looks wonderful.

We're all sports illustrated models now.

And...

-there's... -Yeah.

Oh, um, it's right here.

I'm gonna, I have to connect to the Wi-Fi.

-[Avery] Yeah, it's right there. -Where are we?

[Avery] We're on, um, sports.

-[Ariel] Sports? -[Avery] Yeah, lots of balls.

[Ariel] There's so many balls and it's just the best

[Ariel] and everyone is happy about it.

[Ariel] In other news, uh, the Pope has made all

[Ariel] the other cardinals, uh, trans men specifically.

[Ariel] And it's caused a real uproar in the

[Ariel] Catholic diocese, but everyone's really enjoying the transition over because,

[Ariel] uh, no more diddling on in the Catholic Church.

[Ariel] It's completely eradicated all misdoings of

[Ariel] all the Catholic priests, and it's just

[Ariel] been a real good time over there at the church.

[Ariel] And, uh, Rudy Giuliani is still, uh, got a broken back,

[Ariel] so that's still, you know, we're dealing with all that but it's...

Alright, we're going to commercial.

Are you serious?

[indistinct murmuring]

[Man] This is why, this is why you don't wanna do BTS.

[deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[deep breathing]

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Avery] Oh, that looks great.

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

And then, uh, in the weather, it's been raining

lesbians all weekend in Tacoma, Washington,

and there's so much, uh, semen

just pouring down from, from the western front and

there's, oh, from sea to shining sea.

It's just...

[Ariel] Yeah!

[moaning]

[slurping]

[moaning, deep breathing]

A bit of droughts out there.

[Ariel] Yes, there's a drought.

[Ariel] There's a drought when it comes to MILFS

[Ariel] who are willing to still, uh, have sex with their own husbands

because it's just, it hasn't been selling lately, uh, platonic love.

They, they just aren't really into that,

um, the, the streaming services.

There's, um, there's a lot of infidelity

if you can imagine when it comes to, uh,

the general public and what they're interested in on their own time and accord.

[moaning, deep breathing]

They're all having a good time and that's all that matters.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, in Pocatello, Idaho.

[moaning]

[Ariel groaning]

I'm gonna cum.

[moaning and gasping]

Let's get you more comfortable.

-There you go. -So sexy.

-Oh, that's much better. -Let's keep these on.

Yeah, just so you can stay on top of things.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[Ariel] Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

You two look so fucking hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, nice and slow.

Oh, yeah!

-Oh, get it nice and sloppy. -Do you like those girl cocks?

Mm, you're so sexy.

-It feels good in my mouth. -Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, fucking please stroke that cock.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] I'll set this.

Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Avery] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

-[Ariel] Mm, yeah. -[Avery] Fuck yeah.

[moaning]

[chokes and coughs]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck!

[Avery] Oh, can you go down more?

[chuckles]

So sexy.

-Oh, yeah! Oh, my god! -Oh, it's so sloppy.

Yummy.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

You look so sexy in your headphone.

You look so good from down here.

She's such a professional.

[Avery] Oh, it's so fucking hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Oh, yes! Fuck! -Yeah!

[moaning]

Fuck!

Let's get this off of you too.

There we go.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, that's so fucking good.

[Ariel] Oh, fuck yeah.

[Avery] Good girl.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Yes. Yes, hungry for those fucking dicks.

[moaning]

[Avery] So fucking hot.

[moaning]

[Avery] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, fuck yeah.

[Ariel] Oh, yes, yes, yes.

-[Avery] So fucking hot. -[Ariel] Yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, that's so fucking good. Oh, that feels so fucking good.

[Ariel] Oh, fuck yeah.

[Ariel] Yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, fuck, so fucking wild.

[moaning]

[Ariel] Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, let's get your pretty ass up there.

-Yeah! -Good girl.

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, you're so fucking good at that.

Oh, such a good fucking director of productions.

Oh, fuck!

[groaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah!

-Take those cocks. -Oh, yeah!

Oh, that's so good.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning]

[Destiny] Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes! Fuck!

Oh, that's so fucking good.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Good fucking girl.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

-Take that fucking cock. -[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck!

-Oh, I want my turn. -Switch.

Yeah!

Yeah!

There you go.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Go down on that fucking cock.

-Oh, fuck yeah. -Good girl.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, you're so fucking hot.

[moaning]

-[Ariel] Oh, fuck! -[Avery] Suck that cock.

-[Avery] Right there. -Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

-[Avery] Stick that tongue out. -Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[Avery] Good girl.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

-[Ariel] Oh, yeah! Oh, fuck yeah. -[Avery] Take those cocks.

-Do you love those girl dicks? -Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Take those cocks.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Come over here.

[Ariel] There we go.

-Fuck yeah. -That's fucking right.

Yeah, lay right here.

[moaning]

[Ariel] Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Stick your tongue out. Good girl.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Avery] Oh, good girl. Look at those fucking titties.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, put that back in your mouth.

Good girl.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Choke that cock.

[moaning]

Choke that fucking dick.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Avery] Take these girl cocks.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck! Yeah!

[moaning]

Let's go to the couch.

You first.

Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, your turn.

You should get some too.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah! Oh, yeah, just like that.

Yes, good girl.

Fuck! Yeah!

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

-Give me that fucking back. -Fuck yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Avery] Take those cocks.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, there you go.

Go down.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah, grind on that fucking cock.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah! Yeah, there you go.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Destiny] Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, your clit's so fucking hard.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Fuck.

Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Gag on that cock.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

-[Avery] Make it nice and wet. -[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Avery] Oh, good girl.

[Ariel] Oh, fuck yeah.

[chuckles]

It's my turn now.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, you lay back.

Yeah? Yeah, there you go.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck!

[Ariel] Oh, you're so tight.

[Destiny] Oh, my god!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[Ariel] Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

You feel so fucking good.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Ride my fucking faces.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Mm, there you go.

Give it to me.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[moaning, heavy breathing]

You're so deep in me.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

It's so good.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Destiny] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

That's so hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Oh, yeah! -Where do you want me now?

Oh, hop on.

If you insist.

[chuckles]

Oh, yeah!

[Avery] Oh, so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah, sit that cock all the way down in your fucking pussy.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god!

[Ariel] You're gonna get right on top.

[Ariel] Oh, the cherry on fucking top.

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Hop on that girl cock. -[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Mm, yeah.

[Ariel] There you go, there you go.

[Avery] Put that cock back in.

-[Ariel] Oh, yeah! -[Avery] Good girl.

Oh, fuck!

[Ariel] Oh, slide a little, there you go.

[Ariel] That's it. Alright.

[Ariel] A little this way.

There you go. Okay.

[moaning, deep breathing]

There you go.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

-Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. -Oh, yeah!

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

-[Ariel] Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

[Ariel] Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes!

[moaning, groaning]

-Oh, yeah! Oh, there you go. -Oh, fuck!

[moaning, groaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, yes! Fuck!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah, fucking slide down on those fucking cocks.

-[Destiny] Yeah! -[Ariel] Oh, my god, yes.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[Ariel] Oh, that's it.

[Ariel] There you go.

[Ariel] Oh, that's it. Yeah.

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck!

[Ariel] Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god, yes. You fuck me so good.

Oh, my god!

It's so deep in me.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

Fuck! Yeah! Yeah!

-You're gonna get me close. -Yeah?

-I want all that cum. Yeah. -[Avery] Yeah?

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Avery] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[groaning, moaning]

[Avery] I'm gonna cum.

[moaning and gasping]

[groaning, moaning]

-That's so hot. -Oh, yes, cover me, please.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Do you wanna taste?

[moaning]

[Ariel] Oh, fuck!

[music]

Welcome back from that commercial break.

This just in, San Pedro dock workers are on strike, still.

What are we gonna do?

Good point, Avery.

What are we going to do?

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