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Marital Unrest?
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Why'd you buy
a book about that?
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I didn't.
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Louise Tate insisted
upon lending it to me.
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Why?
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She says it tells
what you and I are in for.
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It's about boredom in marriage.
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Sam, in our marriage,
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boredom will never be a problem.
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Hm. Thank you.
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I'll pretend that was
a compliment.
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Louise insisted I read the first
chapter, which I just did.
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The author says that after
several years of marriage,
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it's common
for husbands and wives
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to feel they'd rather
be married to somebody else.
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What does he recommend,
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therapeutic divorce?
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Not in Chapter 1.
He merely describes the problem.
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Well, is that how you feel?
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Of course not.
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Good. That's not
how I feel either.
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So let's go to sleep.
Okay.
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Mwah.
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Darrin, I'm really
concerned about Louise.
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I mean, she wouldn't
have insisted I read--
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Sam.
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Well...
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Okay, sleepyhead,
time to get up.
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Larry?
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What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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Me your husband, Larry.
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You my wife, Louise.
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Remember?
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I know you Larry,
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but-- But me, Louise?
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What's the matter, Louise?
Were you having a bad dream?
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No. But I think
I'm having one now.
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Louise, I warned you.
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In the future, no more
apricot brandy before bedtime.
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What...?
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Louise, if it isn't
asking too much,
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I'd like my breakfast.
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I'm sorry, Larry, but there
seems to be a short circuit
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in somebody's witchcraft.
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Well, I still
look like Samantha.
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And I still
sound like Samantha.
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But Larry thinks I'm Louise.
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So the next question is,
where is Louise?
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The question after that is,
does Darrin know I'm gone?
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Well, I'd better check on that.
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[Darrin] Sam?
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[Louise] Yes, Darrin?
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How about
some breakfast?
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Oh, okay.
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[Louise] Darrin, for some reason,
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my bathrobe and slippers
seem tight on me.
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Well, maybe you
gained some weight.
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In my feet?
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I don't know.
You look the same to me.
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Honey, get moving, huh?
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Oh.
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Come on. I'm gonna
be late for work.
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Okay.
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Mother. Mother.
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Yes, my child?
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You recognize me.
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Well, is that unusual?
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I've known you hundreds--
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Mother, uh, never mind.
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Something very
weird has happened.
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Oh?
Yes.
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Larry Tate thinks
I'm his wife, Louise.
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And Darrin and Louise
think Louise is me.
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La-la-la.
Sounds exciting.
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Well, now, I-- I-- I look
and talk exactly like me
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and Louise looks
and talks exactly like her,
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but not to them.
Is that clear to you?
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Perfectly.
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Good. Then explain it to me.
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It must be a form
of transfiguration.
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Huh?
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It's a metaphysical
molecular disturbance
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that's put in force by a witch.
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Now, you and I
are immune to it
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because we are witches.
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But as dreary mortals,
Durwood and the Tates are not.
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I remember when
you were a child,
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there was a similar mix-up
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in which you couldn't
tell the difference
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between your father
and a rhinoceros.
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Mother, this is no time
for family anecdotes.
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I have Larry
frozen in his bedroom.
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Maybe I should put
everybody in the freezer
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until I can
figure this out.
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The entire mortal world?
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No, I guess that wouldn't work.
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Dr. Bombay.
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Oh, Mother,
please.
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Oh-- Oh, find him and send him
to me as soon as you can.
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Well, yes, dear, I'll try.
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But don't be too upset.
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Why not?
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Well, keep an open mind.
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Give Larry Tate a chance.
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He may be a better
husband for you.
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After all,
he can't be any worse.
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Mother, did anyone ever tell you
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you have a fantastic
sense of humor?
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Oh, frequently.
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Well, they were wrong.
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Louise, what was I saying?
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I-- I seem to have
lost my train of thought.
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You're dressed.
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Yes, do you like it?
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But a second ago,
you were in your nightgown.
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Weren't you?
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Larry, I think
maybe you should lay off
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those after-dinner stingers.
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Oh, Jon, you haven't
finished your milk.
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You're staring at me.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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Okay, Jon, let's go.
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Are you taking him
to the office with you?
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I'm dropping him
at school like I always do.
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What made you think I was
taking him to the office?
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Uh, well,
it was just a joke.
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He's so big and strong,
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I thought he was ready
to go to work.
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Uh-huh.
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I'll go get my books.
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Mm.
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Uh, h-have--
Have a nice day.
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You too.
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A handshake?
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Since when does a wife
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send her husband into
the rat race with a handshake?
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Mwah.
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That's better.
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That's the kind of passion
I'm accustomed to.
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Ooh!
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I wonder what's new
with Darrin and Louise.
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Have good day,
sweetheart.
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You too.
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Mwah.
See you later.
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Mother.
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Mother?
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Samantha, I found him.
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Dr. Bombay,
is that you?
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Of course.
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Endora caught me clowning
around with my nurse.
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Clowning around.
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Did you tell him
what the problem is?
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Yes. I said it's
a clear-cut case
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of metaphysical
molecular disturbance.
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But I don't take
the diagnosis of a lay witch.
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Samantha, over here.
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Stand on your left foot.
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Place your right pinkie
on your nose.
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Take your right foot
in your left hand.
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Now repeat after me:
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Willy Warlock walked away
with Wally Walrus.
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Willy Warlock walked away
with Wally Walrus.
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Again.
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Will-- Willy Warlock walked away
with Wally Walrus.
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Thank you.
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That's my favorite
tongue twister.
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Nothing.
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Endora, good guess.
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Metaphysical molecular--
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Unquestionably.
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Naturally,
she doesn't have it.
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She's a cosmic carrier.
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It's one of those
fortunate ailments
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that only affects mortals that
have had contact with witches.
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Can you cure them?
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You're the one who's sick.
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They were innocent bystanders
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hit by a stray
shot of witchcraft.
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Our only hope is to treat you,
thereby curing them.
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Not before you get rid
of that ridiculous costume.
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Hm, it is a little
unprofessional, isn't it?
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Do you play the harmonica?
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No, but-- But I'm--
I'm a fast learner.
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Good. Play eight bars
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of "Pop Goes the Cosmos"
out of tune.
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That will force your
molecules back in tune.
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It's a special harmonica
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coated with a combination
of medically tested ingredients.
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That should do it.
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Well, I'll-- I'll go visit
Louise and see if it worked.
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Hi, there.
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Oh, Louise.
What a pleasant surprise.
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Uh-oh. No dice.
I beg your pardon?
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I-- I said, so nice.
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So nice to see you too.
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Well, come on in.
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I'd love to. Believe me,
I would love to,
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but, uh, I have to go.
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You-- You just got here.
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Well, I-- I shouldn't have
come over without calling,
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so-- So I--
I don't want to intrude.
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Bye-bye, Samantha.
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Bye, Louise.
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It didn't work.
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I know, I just tried.
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Huh? No, I-- I mean Louise still
thinks I'm her and she's me.
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Hm? Hm!
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Those molecules
must be more disturbed
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than I anticipated.
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That's one on you, isn't it?
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I'll have to concoct a potion.
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Doctor, concoct quickly.
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I can't, the key
ingredient is the marrow
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from the tooth
of a saber-toothed tiger.
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I shall have to go
to Asia Minor for it.
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I'm no longer on speaking
terms with Asia Senior.
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No longer...
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I need a tiger tamer,
tiger tamer.
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My nurse.
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She really has charms
to soothe the savage beast.
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Soothe the savage...
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Oh.
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Hm.
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Hello, Betty.
Hello, Mrs. Tate.
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Would you like
to see Mr. Tate?
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Uh, no, I-- I'd like
to see Mr. Stephens.
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I'm planning
a surprise party.
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Yes?
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Mr. Stephens?
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Mrs. Tate would
like to see you.
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Oh? Send her in.
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Go right in.
Thank you.
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Louise.
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How nice to see you.
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Louise,
what are you doing?
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I'm trying
to convey something.
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Well, you succeeded.
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But since you're married to my
friend and business associate,
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I'll ignore it.
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Now, uh, what else
can I do for you?
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Uh, let's sit down, Darrin.
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I have some
important news for you.
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Darrin, I know that
your wife is a witch.
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You know what?
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Samantha Stephens is a witch.
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Oh, come on, Louise,
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that's ridiculous.
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Uh, there are no
such things as witches.
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Sweetheart, I-- I know
this is hard for you,
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but the reason I know
Samantha is a witch
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is because
I am Samantha.
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I-- I may look
like Louise to you
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but that's because
I caused something
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called a metaphysical
molecular disturbance.
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Well, Louise, you certainly
have a vivid imagination.
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Okay.
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Um, see if this gesture
rings a bell with you.
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It's-- It's impossible.
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Would you like them
to play "Melancholy Baby"?
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Sam, it is you.
263
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,631
What happened?
264
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,009
It's not my fault.
265
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,595
And Dr. Bombay
is working on a potion
266
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,764
to bring everything
back to normal.
267
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,393
So, uh, don't be furious.
268
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,520
Just mildly annoyed.
269
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,397
Mildly annoyed?
270
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,859
Okay, very annoyed.
271
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,778
Well, if I thought
you were Louise,
272
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,697
what do Louise and Larry think?
273
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:51,117
They think I'm Louise too,
and they think Louise is me.
274
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,036
So while we're
waiting for Dr. Bombay,
275
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,080
all we have to do is...
276
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,459
Is what?
277
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,503
...Is not let the Tates
find out.
278
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,631
And the best way to do that
is go along with the gag.
279
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,966
Some gag.
280
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,844
We'll invite them
to our house for dinner.
281
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,763
Sort of a surprise
party for Larry.
282
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,807
And if Dr. Bombay has
come up with a potion by then,
283
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,851
fine, we'll have
a perfectly nice evening.
284
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,646
If not, we'll stay up
all night talking.
285
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,565
Darrin--
286
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,529
Louise, what are you doing here?
287
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,073
Uh, well-- Well,
what a shame, Louise.
288
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,826
He spoiled it.
289
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,453
Spoiled what?
290
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,747
Your surprise party
291
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,832
at Darrin and Samantha's
tonight.
292
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,543
My surprise party?
293
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,755
What's the occasion?
294
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,632
There is no occasion.
295
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,759
That's what makes it a surprise.
296
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,847
Uh, now, uh, what is it
you wanted to see me about?
297
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,224
Oh.
298
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,770
I forgot.
299
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,695
Hi, Darrin.
300
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,863
Hi, Larry. Hi, Louise.
301
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,240
Darrin.
Surprise.
302
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,950
Oh, hi, Sam.
Larry.
303
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,868
Well, uh, come on in.
Hm.
304
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,204
Uh, Louise, would you mind
giving me help in the kitchen?
305
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,039
A pleasure.
I'll get you a drink.
306
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,999
Okay. Martini,
extra dry.
307
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,544
Louise, you hate martinis.
308
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,878
Oh-- Oh, yes.
309
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,800
Well, that's just another one
of tonight's surprises.
310
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,886
She gets mean
when she drinks martinis.
311
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,640
Samantha?
Hm?
312
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,183
How are
Tabitha and Adam?
313
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,769
Oh, they're fine.
They're asleep.
314
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,980
Oh, Louise,
thank goodness you're here.
315
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,066
I really could use
some help getting dinner ready.
316
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:50,570
I don't know why, but I just
can't seem to get organized.
317
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,238
It's been like that
all day.
318
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,948
That happens
to me sometimes.
319
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,866
In your own kitchen?
Mm-hm.
320
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,118
I'll make the salad.
321
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,619
Thanks, Louise.
I'll set the table.
322
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,755
Mother? Mother?
323
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,173
Yes, my darling?
324
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,092
Have you heard
from Dr. Bombay?
325
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,303
Not a word.
Oh.
326
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,763
Maybe all the saber-toothed
tigers are in hibernation.
327
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,892
Maybe he is too,
with his nurse.
328
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,769
Shall I still
look for him?
329
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,813
Yes, please.
330
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:34,030
I have a feeling this is going
to be an interesting,
331
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,991
long, dull,
332
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,909
interesting party.
333
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,122
There.
That does it.
334
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,125
That's it.
Four spades.
335
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,627
Game and rubber.
336
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,795
Let's play another.
Yeah, let's.
337
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,631
It's 11:30.
338
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,340
Oh, the night's young.
339
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,885
Louise, I'm all bridged out.
340
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,637
How many rubbers have we played?
341
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,348
Eight. Each team won four.
342
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:02,725
Well, let's go
for the championship.
343
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,602
Whoever wins, uh,
six rubbers first.
344
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,770
That's
a marvelous idea.
345
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,314
Louise, Samantha
said she had enough.
346
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,317
Darrin, you and I
have to go to work tomorrow.
347
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,943
Good night, Sam,
and thanks for a lovely--
348
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:15,738
Wait.
349
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,824
Uh, Larry, you can't eat
and play bridge and run.
350
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,660
It's your
surprise party.
351
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,828
It wouldn't be
polite to Darrin and Sam.
352
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:29,210
Louise, the polite thing
is to leave at a decent hour.
353
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,504
Right, Sam?
354
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,382
Well, it is getting pretty late.
355
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,759
Oh, I-- I--
I have another idea.
356
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,053
Uh, let's play a word game.
357
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:43,641
Now, s-see-- See if you know
the answer to this.
358
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,893
What's black and white
and red all over?
359
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,144
A newspaper.
360
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,896
Wrong.
361
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,733
Samantha,
do you know the answer?
362
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,318
No.
363
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,986
Uh, try me, Louise.
364
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,823
What's black and white
and red all over?
365
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,034
Uh, an American flag
with a lot of mistakes.
366
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,202
Ha.
367
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,371
Wrong.
Oh, okay.
368
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,373
What is black and white
and red all over?
369
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,333
A zebra with a sunburn.
370
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,878
That's very clever, Louise.
371
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,423
But if you don't mind,
I'm tired.
372
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,967
Let's go home and go to bed.
373
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,682
Um, Samantha,
is there any more coffee?
374
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,392
Yes, but it's cold.
375
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,227
Marvelous, I'll have
some ice coffee.
376
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,063
I'll-- I'll get it.
377
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,940
I don't know what's
gotten into Louise.
378
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,067
She's been acting
strange all day long.
379
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,234
Mother?
380
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,737
Yes, darling?
381
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,864
Toughest safari
I've ever been on.
382
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,907
My nurse doubled
as supply bearer,
383
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,952
but she said my behavior
was unbearable.
384
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,369
Shh!
385
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,414
Unbearable...
386
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,374
Is that the potion?
387
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,792
Yes, it is.
388
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,462
Marrow of tooth
of saber-toothed tiger
389
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,465
eye of newt, toe of frog,
390
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,926
wool of bat,
and dietetic cola.
391
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,471
Sounds rather bland,
but perhaps it'll work.
392
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,807
It has to. We're running out
of conversation.
393
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,813
Mm. Ooh, that's terrific.
394
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,984
Sam, I know you
and Darrin are tired.
395
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,862
And I apologize
for Louise's behavior,
396
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,405
but I've learned
through the years
397
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,782
it's better
not to fight it.
398
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,117
Larry, don't be silly.
399
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,952
The evening's young.
400
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:31,415
Well, the evening
may be young, but I'm not.
401
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,877
So if you don't mind.
402
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,340
But it didn't work.
403
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:43,010
Metaphysical molecules
remain disturbed.
404
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,470
Me too.
405
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,138
Well, I--
I don't understand. I--
406
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,184
Samantha, was there
something about last night
407
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,393
you didn't tell me?
408
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,479
I don't think so.
409
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,982
Unless...
410
00:21:57,023 --> 00:21:58,442
Unless what?
411
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,154
I seem to recall
having a dream.
412
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,949
A dream?
Re-create it for me.
413
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,368
I can't.
414
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:11,413
You must.
I'll try.
415
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,123
Uh-- Uh, let's-- Let's see.
416
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,335
I was tossing and turning
417
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,462
and tossing and turning.
418
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,840
And it was very breezy.
419
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:25,886
And I kept hearing
420
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:29,807
Louise, Louise,
421
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,517
Louise.
422
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,396
Well, that's about it.
423
00:22:35,436 --> 00:22:36,981
I see.
424
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,067
Every little breeze
seemed to whisper, "Louise."
425
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,824
Oh, for Pete's sake.
426
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,869
Anyway, when I woke up,
I was in the Tates' bedroom.
427
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,871
Naturally.
428
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,123
Transcendental
transplant?
429
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,374
Dream inversion.
430
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,084
The molecules
were not only disturbed,
431
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,838
they were held there
by a layer of dream inversion.
432
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,132
Similar to smog, only healthier.
433
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,509
Is it any easier to get rid of?
434
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,052
Oh, infinitely.
The potion will work
435
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,471
with a booster shot
of an incantation.
436
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,016
Molecules return
To your former states
437
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,517
Mates return
To your former mates
438
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:17,061
And let Larry and Louise
In mortal density
439
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:21,191
Remember not
Their mistaken "idensity"
440
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,609
Sorry about that.
441
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,073
It worked.
Oh, it worked.
442
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,117
Thank you, Dr. Bombay.
443
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,285
You too, Mother.
Yes, dear.
444
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:42,296
Care to, uh, come up
to my pad for a nightcap?
445
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,050
Forget it, sawbones.
446
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:52,222
Oh, well.
Back to my nurse.
447
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,022
Larry. Larry, wake up.
448
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,482
Louise,
why are you shaking me?
449
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,026
Because it's time
to go home.
450
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,527
I mean,
if you're going to sleep,
451
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,904
home's where
you ought to do it.
452
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,614
Ah.
Good night, Samantha, Darrin.
453
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,199
And thanks
for a fun evening.
454
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,450
You have no idea.
455
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,285
Huh?
Good night, Louise.
456
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,411
Thanks for dinner, Sam.
457
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,579
It was our pleasure.
458
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,955
We'll let
ourselves out.
459
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,500
Louise, come on.
You drive.
460
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,167
Night-night.
Night.
461
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,294
Night.
462
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,174
Sam, where are you going?
463
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,300
Where do you think?
464
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:32,054
Upstairs, to see Adam
and Tabitha and reclaim them.
465
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,222
Mm-mm.
466
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,224
Not before you reclaim me.
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