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Darrin. You're pacing.
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What?
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You know, "to-ing"
and "fro-ing,"
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and "to-ing"
and "fro-ing."
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I wasn't even aware of it.
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Mm, I guess it's because
I feel a little guilty
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about dropping the whole
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Barrows Umbrella account
in Larry's lap.
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Sweetheart, we are in Salem
on a vacation.
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Sort of.
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Now, we planned
to take a nice drive
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up the coast to Gloucester
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and have some lobster and--
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And that's probably Larry.
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
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I'll get rid
of him.
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Oh.
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Hi, Larry.
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How'd you know it was me?
A wild guess.
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I bet you can't guess
why I'm calling.
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It's about the Barrows Umbrella
account, and you want me to--
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Wrong. I'm calling
because I got an idea
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how you can have
a vacation with pay.
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I thought that's
what I had.
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Oh, you do. You do.
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What I was referring to
is a little extra bonus.
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And to get it,
all you have to do
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is come down here
to Boston
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and help me cinch
the Barrows account.
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I thought you said
you weren't calling
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about the Barrows account.
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Oh, I'm not. I'm calling
about your bonus.
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Forget it, Larry. Now,
you have my rough layouts and--
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Oh, yes, and they're fine.
They're fine.
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Good. Then you can cinch
the Barrows account on your own.
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I must say, you're not showing
much appreciation
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to someone who merely called
to offer you a bonus.
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Not interested, Larry.
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And good luck with
Barrows. Bye.
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Ingrate!
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Larry talk you into
going to Boston?
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Absolutely not.
I was firm.
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Oh. Well, that's
too bad.
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Too bad?
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Y-yes. I've been called
to an emergency meeting
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of the Witches'
Council.
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Terrific.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
sweetheart,
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but Mother's giving
a special demonstration
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of incantations past,
present and future.
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Uh, maybe you could
call him back.
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Before I'd call him back,
I'd go sightseeing alone.
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[Serena] Why alone, when
Serena's ready, willing and able?
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Hi, little cousin.
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Hi there, tall,
dark and mortal.
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If you don't mind,
Serena,
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you're one sight
I'd rather not see.
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Oh. The charm-school dropout
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is in rare form today. Ha-ha!
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Serena, the hotel
doesn't allow pets
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or helicopters
in the room,
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so would you mind
getting rid of it?
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That can be arranged.
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And when you get rid of it,
be sure you're in it.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Darrin, there's no
reason to be rude.
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I'm sorry I was
a few days late
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for the convention, Sammy,
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but I got involved
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in the world kite-flying
championships in India.
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Uh, guess what.
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What?
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I was disqualified.
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Disqualified?
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On a mere technicality.
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Instead of flying it,
I towed it.
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Oh, that's
a shame.
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I wouldn't have
disqualified you.
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You wouldn't?
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Of course not.
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The longer you're in the air,
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the more chance you have
of hitting a tree.
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Ohh.
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Sweetheart, i-in
the best interest
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of keeping peace
in the family,
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why don't you reconsider
and go sightseeing with Serena?
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I have to go to
the meeting anyway.
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Two's company, except
when she's one of the two.
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I could meet you
at the Gloucester House
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for lunch.
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Absolutely
under no circumstances
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will I go anyplace with her.
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Oh! He's such
a darling.
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And since
the invitation
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comes straight from
the heart, I accept.
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Mwah.
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Good. I'll meet you
there about noon.
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I think I missed
something somewhere.
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Get in.
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I will, just as soon
as I get over the shock.
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I was expecting
a broom.
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My broom is getting
a lube job.
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This is a loaner.
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Ah! I'll drive.
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Okay, Poopsie.
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I like it. I like it.
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It's certainly the work
of a talented man.
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Well, then,
shall we get down
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to the business of, uh,
contracts, et cetera?
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But it misses.
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It just misses.
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Well, I'm sure Stephens
will have no trouble
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putting it on target.
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And I guarantee we'll shoot
the sales of Barrows Umbrellas
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far beyond your expectations.
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I expect everybody in the world
to own a Barrows umbrella.
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Stop the car!
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Stop the car.
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What is that?
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It's just
a statue.
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Well...
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that statue is a sight,
and we are sightseeing.
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"They that go down
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to the sea in ships."
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Who is this cat,
anyway?
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Don't you know
anything?
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This is the famous
Fisherman's Memorial.
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Oh.
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And what a knockout
of a memorial he is.
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Just dig that
weather-beaten face
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and those powerful
arms.
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Ah! What a ball to be
steered by him.
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Well, Serena,
this is the closest
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you're going to get
to this "cat,"
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unless you turn yourself
into a seagull.
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Dum-dum, I wouldn't
bet my plantation on that
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if I were you.
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Pride of Gloucester
Sentinel of the sea
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I deem you come alive
And swagger down to me
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Still think he's
for the birds?
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Avast, ye hearties. What
the devil's going on here?
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You might call it
fun and games.
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Well, I call it insanity.
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Serena, put
this statue back, or--
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Oh! He is
not a statue.
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He is flesh
and blood.
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Here, touch him.
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Touch me person,
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and I'll thrash you within
an inch of your life.
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You can touch me.
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But him... no.
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Serena, I'm not asking you,
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I'm telling you.
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Put this statue
back, or I--
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Here. What
a wench.
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It's been 50 years
since I've kissed a lassie.
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Oh! Whoopee!
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You know something?
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They're better
when they're aged.
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Serena, I'm
finished with you.
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Well, I'm not.
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Goody.
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Serena. If there
isn't a statue
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holding on
to that wheel
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by the time
I count to three,
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there's going
to be trouble.
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Dum-dum...
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you are
absolutely right.
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Start counting.
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One, two--
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Don't forget,
it was your idea.
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Shiver me timbers.
What's that?
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Oh, that is a car.
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It's used for transportation
and air polluting.
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Listen, me ancient mariner,
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uh, why don't we split
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to someplace more romantic,
so you can catch up
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on all you've been missing
these last few years?
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"Split?"
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Uh, leave, embark,
set sail.
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I'll have none of it
if I have to sail there.
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Well, "set sail" is
just an expression.
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Besides, what have you
got against water?
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Nothing. It just scares me
out of my wits.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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You're an able-bodied
seaman.
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You forget,
I stand for all
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those able-bodied seamen
that drowned.
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Okay. Heave to
and we'll fly there.
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The only water
you'll see
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is the kind you
pour over your Scotch.
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They call
this paradise?
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I haven't
named it yet.
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It's just a little
something I whipped up
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to make myself
comfortable in Salem.
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Come, come.
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Say... uh, how about
sitting down and--
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And resting those strong,
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magnificent sea legs
of yours?
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Let's not get too close
to the water, please.
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Who's that?
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Oh, it's just
an ex-friend of mine.
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He got stoned one night,
so I left him that way.
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Oh.
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What's the matter,
sweetie?
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Me back, lassie. Me back.
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I've been standing over that
wheel for almost 50 years.
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Me back is killing me.
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00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,091
Oh, dear.
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00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,592
Well, uh, here.
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Now let me rub it for you.
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How's that?
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Oh.
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Lower, lassie. Lower.
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Gladly.
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Oh! You are
gorgeous. Oh, my.
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Ooh!
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Darrin. I-is that
you in there?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I don't know what to say...
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except I have a cousin
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who makes Lucrezia Borgia
look like Shirley Temple.
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But don't you worry.
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I'll figure out a way
to get you out of there.
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The hotel clerk said
they're having lunch
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at the Gloucester
House.
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I'm sure we'll
find him there.
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00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,892
I hope so, Mr. Tate.
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00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,186
Oh, as a matter of fact,
there's Mrs. Stephens now.
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Where?
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I'll say one
thing, though:
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If you have to
be a statue,
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this is a nice place
to be one.
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Over there, talking
to that statue.
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Huh?
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I mean, over there
by that statue.
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Oh. Darrin's probably
around someplace.
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Come on, I wanna
introduce you.
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Sam!
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[Larry] Hi, Sam. Heh-heh.
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Ha-ha.
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Am I glad
I found you.
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Oh, well, hi,
Larry.
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W-W-What are you doing
in Gloucester?
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Hopefully, having lunch
with you and Darrin.
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Oh, Mr. Barrows,
this is Mrs. Stephens.
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How do you do?
How do you do?
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Uh, Mr. Barrows is head
of Barrows Umbrellas,
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and he's just
dying to hear
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some of Darrin's
new ideas.
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That's nice.
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00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,574
Where is he?
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00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,951
Who?
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Darrin.
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Oh!
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00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:08,578
Well, he's--
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He's hanging
around here somewhere.
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Mrs. Stephens,
Tate here
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speaks very highly
of your husband.
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He's got him on
some kind of pedestal.
261
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,130
Oh. Well,
that's nice.
262
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,631
Darrin's very comfortable
o-on a pedestal.
263
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,093
Yes, sir. Ha.
264
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,095
Well, Sam. Let's
go find him,
265
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,638
and we can go on
to lunch together.
266
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,224
Oh, oh. Let's not
bother with Darrin.
267
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,601
Uh, let's just go to lunch,
just the three of us.
268
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,770
The three of us?
Oh, it'll be fun.
269
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,980
Sam, are you
all right?
270
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,232
No. I mean--
Um, well--
271
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,569
I get a little lightheaded
when I'm hungry.
272
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,572
And I am just dying
for one of those lobsters.
273
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,703
Larry. Come on, Larry.
274
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,996
Come on.
275
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,795
You know, it's funny,
276
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,630
I've never seen
this statue before,
277
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,176
but it looks
very familiar to me.
278
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:07,013
Wait. This is
the Fisherman's Memorial.
279
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,809
It's dedicated to
the more than 10,000 fishermen
280
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,727
who lost their lives
at sea.
281
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,773
Come to think of it,
282
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,192
he looks more defiant and
ferocious than I remember him.
283
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,820
Oh, he looks ferocious,
all right.
284
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,197
Sam.
285
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,741
Is that all
you can see?
286
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:27,700
Huh?
287
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,160
You know,
it's amazing.
288
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,620
The face of
this statue
289
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,663
looks a-- A great deal
like Stephens.
290
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,791
Sam, can't you see
the resemblance?
291
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,919
No. Not really.
292
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,172
I mean, examine the chin.
293
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,634
That is not Darrin's
strong chin.
294
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,136
Yeah. His chin
is kind of weak.
295
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,346
Very.
296
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,847
Well, now
that we decided
297
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,766
the statue doesn't look
like Mr. Stephens,
298
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,351
suppose we take
Mrs. Stephens to lunch?
299
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,187
Uh, uh-- Why don't you two
go on without me?
300
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,064
But you just said
you were starving.
301
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,233
Yes, I did, didn't I? Hm.
302
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:03,277
Well, um, why don't you two
go to the Gloucester House,
303
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,987
and I'll wait here
for Darrin?
304
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,657
But we don't wanna take
a chance on missing Darrin.
305
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,117
Why don't we all
wait here?
306
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,743
O-oh, uh, Larry, uh,
307
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,412
I don't think
that's such a good idea.
308
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,330
Why not?
Yeah, why not?
309
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,167
Because I suddenly remembered
310
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,919
that Darrin said he was
going to take a walk,
311
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,338
and he wanted me to meet him
at the Gloucester House.
312
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,384
You suddenly
remembered?
313
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,302
Yes.
314
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,721
I-I told you I get a little
lightheaded
315
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,056
when I get hungry.
316
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225
Especially for lobster.
317
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,726
All right, Tate,
let's go.
318
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,895
All this talk about lobster
is making me hungry.
319
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,814
♪
320
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,425
May I
help you?
321
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,136
Uh, we're looking for
Mr. Darrin Stephens.
322
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,263
Uh, we have a reservation
for Mr. Stephens,
323
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,140
but I don't believe
he's arrived yet.
324
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,143
Well, that's strange.
I wonder what's holding him up.
325
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,896
I hate
to think.
326
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,023
Larry, w-why don't
you and Mr. Barrows
327
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,232
go to the table?
328
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,401
I'll join you
in a moment.
329
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,944
Right this way.
330
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,237
Mr. Barrows.
331
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,826
Bartender. Set them up
for everybody.
332
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,328
I'm buying.
333
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,959
And forget the little lady
who was just here.
334
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,295
She must be a "toteetaler."
335
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,464
A teetotaler. To--
336
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,302
I'm sorry,
sweetheart.
337
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,221
I got back
as soon as I could.
338
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,015
Trust me. I will
find Serena
339
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,225
and get you
out of there.
340
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,019
In the meantime,
keep a stiff upper lip.
341
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,273
Oh, I didn't
mean that.
342
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,819
Stars and planets
And things in the know
343
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,531
Whisk me to where
Romance can grow
344
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,176
Excuse me...
345
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,511
but I'm looking for
two people
346
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,012
whom I thought
might be here.
347
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,263
One is--
348
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,932
Oh, you mean, uh,
that pretty girl
349
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,351
and that nutty-looking sailor?
They're the ones.
350
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,561
Not that I watched,
mind you,
351
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,020
because it was
none of my business,
352
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,355
but they was
holding hands,
353
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,023
and kissing and whispering
to each other.
354
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,026
Y-you wanna know what
they was whispering?
355
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,278
Uh, no, thank you.
356
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,196
Um, I just wanna know
where they went.
357
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,864
Well, I, uh--
358
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,325
I turned back to
my clipping, like this...
359
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,494
And when I turned back,
360
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,998
like this... they was--
361
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,958
Gone.
362
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,544
Just like you.
363
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:11,507
When John Paul Potter III
drinks, everybody drinks.
364
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,051
Another round
for the folks.
365
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,513
Well... the little
"toteetaler" is back.
366
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,225
How about a little
nip, sweetie?
367
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,560
Oh, well,
thanks, uh,
368
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,563
but I think you are doing
just fine for both of us.
369
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,939
Cheers.
370
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,571
♪ Whoa-ho
Blow the man down ♪
371
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,991
♪ Gimme some fellows
To follow the sea ♪
372
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,036
♪ Gimme some time
To blow the man down ♪
373
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,372
♪ Blow the man down
Please blow the man down ♪
374
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,626
♪ Whoa, oh!
Blow the man down ♪
375
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,879
Young man. Will you
shut up for a moment?
376
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,006
You watch your tongue,
landlubber.
377
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,343
I'll have you swinging
from the yardarm.
378
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,886
Now, you listen
to me.
379
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,513
We're in a restaurant
with a young lady.
380
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,140
Now, if I checked
my umbrella,
381
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,101
I see no reason why
you can't check your hat.
382
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,896
You won't
take my hat.
383
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,276
Ah. There
you are.
384
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,111
Sam, look who
we ran into:
385
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,155
Serena and her... boyfriend.
386
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:20,159
I can't imagine what's
keeping Darrin.
387
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,577
No offense, Mrs. Stephens,
388
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,287
but I'll give him
five more minutes,
389
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,580
and then I leave.
390
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,458
And with me, Tate,
goes my account.
391
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,338
Serena,
I think you and I
392
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,006
should have
a few words together.
393
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,637
Excuse me, my little
chicken of the sea.
394
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,100
Oh! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
395
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,018
Chicken of the sea.
That's me.
396
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,314
Serena, I don't
wanna know how,
397
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,565
and I don't wanna
know why.
398
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,151
I just want
a fair exchange:
399
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,486
Darrin for
your seaman.
400
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,988
Well, okay, coz,
401
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,407
but believe me...
402
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,076
that is not
a fair exchange.
403
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,122
Are you sure you ladies wouldn't
like a little drinky-poo?
404
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,665
Potter's springing.
405
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,584
So is Serena.
406
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,048
I think the party's over.
407
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,391
So long, dumbo.
408
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,686
Sam, what's
happening?
409
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,063
Shh, shh.
410
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:36,569
♪ Blow the
man down Will we blow the man down ♪
411
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:37,737
♪ Whoa, oh...
412
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,989
I hate to interrupt
your good time,
413
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,407
but if the Pirate
of Penzance
414
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742
isn't out of here
immediately,
415
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:44,410
Barrows Umbrellas
will be.
416
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,541
Where did he go?
417
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,710
He was, uh,
shanghaied.
418
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,173
Come on. Come on.
419
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,467
All right, Tate, let's get
my hat and umbrella, and go.
420
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,676
But, Mr. Barrows--
421
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,304
Gentlemen, look who
I found waiting outside.
422
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,722
Darrin. Thank heaven.
Larry.
423
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,599
Uh, Mr. Barrows,
this is Darrin Stephens.
424
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,225
Hello, Stephens.
Oh, Mr. Barrows.
425
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,227
Uh, Darrin, I've just
been telling Mr. Barrows
426
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,061
that the only reason
you're at Salem
427
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,565
is to work on some ideas
for Barrows Umbrellas.
428
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,358
Mr. Stephens...
429
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,653
I've had a very difficult
and strange day.
430
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,573
I no longer have any interest
in any of your ideas.
431
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,157
Uh, Mr. Barrows,
432
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,327
i-if you don't want to
listen to Darrin, uh,
433
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,787
would you
listen to me?
434
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:31,415
Mrs. Stephens, I'm a businessman
most of the time...
435
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,167
but I'm a gentleman
all the time.
436
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,087
Please
sit down.
437
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,297
Oh, thank you.
438
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:42,259
Now... tell me
about it.
439
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,511
Well...
440
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,179
Darrin's idea
441
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,431
is to use
the Fisherman's Memorial
442
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,059
as a symbol for
Barrows Umbrellas.
443
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,811
That's why
we were there.
444
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,436
Uh-huh.
445
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,731
Mr. Barrows,
what percentage of
446
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,316
umbrellas are
bought by women?
447
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,818
About 80 percent.
448
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,319
Aha.
449
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,655
The men don't seem to
wanna buy 'em, right?
450
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,074
Well, you see,
Darrin's idea
451
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,576
is to make the umbrella
more attractive to men
452
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,662
by associating it with a--
453
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:13,457
A masculine symbol:
the Fisherman's Memorial.
454
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,834
Hmm.
455
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:19,463
Mr. Barrows, I'm sure
if you hear
456
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,631
Darrin present his idea,
457
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,175
it'll be more impressive.
458
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,510
I like that idea.
459
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,095
But I doubt it.
460
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,681
You know, Samantha
explained it so beautifully.
461
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,725
Tell us the rest of it,
young man.
462
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,230
Uh, picture this:
463
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:40,484
The helmsman, standing
in the face of a fierce storm,
464
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,820
one hand on the wheel,
465
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,531
the other holding
a Barrows umbrella.
466
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,282
I love it.
467
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,579
"Even the men who go down
to the sea in ships
468
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:53,830
carry Barrows
umbrellas."
469
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:57,334
Stephens... it's
sensational.
470
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,794
Sensational.
471
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,880
You were well worth
waiting for.
472
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,673
I told you
he would be.
473
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,675
You son of
a gun.
474
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,594
But I'd still
like to know
475
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,137
where you've been
all this time.
476
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,388
W-well, Darrin
was just
477
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,684
staring out to
the sea, thinking.
478
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,603
Isn't that right,
sweetheart?
479
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,731
Yeah. Heh-heh.
That's right.
480
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,441
Well, let's everybody
have a drink.
481
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:21,609
Oh, great idea.
482
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,862
Waitress.
Waitress.
483
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,196
Doubles.
484
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,914
[Samantha] You know,
sweetheart, that's a great idea.
485
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,291
"Even men that go down
to the sea in ships
486
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,876
carry Barrows
umbrellas."
487
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,711
I've got an idea
for another slogan:
488
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:44,298
"Not even a nor'easter can
blow out a Barrows umbrella."
489
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,925
Hi.
490
00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:48,719
Speaking of ill winds...
491
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,846
Watch it, ding-dong.
492
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:55,517
I just popped in to give you
the opportunity of thanking me.
493
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,560
For what?
494
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,438
Well, you landed the dumb
account, didn't you?
495
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,650
I'll thank you
to blow outta here.
496
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,300
Ta-ta.
497
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:31,845
Darrin...
498
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,347
you know
something?
499
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,975
I think I liked
your first slogan better.
500
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,605
Oh, boy.
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