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[Potter] Uh, there's
witches up there. See?
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See? See?
Heh-heh.
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They changed
the witch sign
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from an old hag witch
to a pretty young witch.
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And the cops are
going up there right now,
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and they're gonna get 'em
for taking the bed warmer.
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Sam, I don't wanna spend
the first day
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of what I laughingly call
a vacation, in jail.
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But, sweetheart,
it isn't my fault
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that the bed warmer
followed me back
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from the House of
Seven Gables.
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Sam, we're harboring
a hot bed warmer.
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Now, will you please zap it back
to where it belongs.
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Darrin, this is a warlock
who has been transformed.
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Now, don't you think
I have
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a moral obligation
to help him?
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I think you have
a moral obligation
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to see that we stay
out of jail.
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Ow!
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Sam, if you don't
get rid of that, I will.
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With an axe.
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Who is it?
Open up. Police.
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Sam, honey, quick.
Zap it out of here.
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What's the matter?
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He doesn't
wanna go.
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Well, this is no time
to give him a choice.
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Darrin, there is
a warlock in there.
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Now, if he refuses to leave,
my witchcraft won't work.
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You witches have
the dumbest rules.
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And at the dumbest times.
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Open up in there.
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I'd better
hide it.
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Boy, are you
stubborn.
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Coming.
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Oh. Hello,
Miss Ferndale.
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We'd like to talk
to you about something.
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You mind if
we come in?
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Uh, not at all.
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Is that him?
Yes. And that's her.
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And if you don't mind,
I'm going to
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look for my bed warmer.
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Oh, Miss Ferndale.
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We just brought
you up here
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to make the identification.
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The rest is up to us.
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Oh. Very well.
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I'll never
understand
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how you thought you could
get away with it.
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With what?
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Officer, please
call me
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as soon as you recover
the bed warmer.
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I certainly
will.
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You were both at the House
of the Seven Gables today?
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Uh, that's
right.
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Have either one
of you
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any knowledge of
a bed warmer?
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I-- I do.
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Uh, first, you put
the hot coals inside,
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a-and then you
pass it between
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the cold sheets
to warm them.
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I don't think
you understand.
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This valuable antique
was missing
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from the House of
the Seven Gables today,
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right after
you people left.
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W-- Now, wait a minute.
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Uh, you're not implying
that we stole it?
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Oh, uh, of course not,
sweetheart.
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The officers are just
doing their duty.
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When they find out
they have
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the wrong party,
I'm sure they'll apo--
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logize.
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Wrong party,
huh?
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O-officer, we are
telling the truth.
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We did not steal it.
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No? What did it do?
Follow you here?
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Yes. As a matter
of fact, it did.
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Wiseacre remarks are not
going to help you.
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You're both
under arrest.
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She had nothing
to do with it.
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Okay. Then
you're under arrest.
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It's, uh...
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heavier than it looks.
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Excuse me.
May I?
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Now, I want you
to go
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with these nice
gentlemen.
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And I want you to stay put
until you hear from me.
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I don't want you to do
anything rash.
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You understand?
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Grab it.
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Grab what?
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The bed warmer.
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You grab it.
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All right, let's go.
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[Endora] Up here, Samantha.
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Oh. Uh, Mother,
you have to help me.
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Just a minute.
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I'm looking over the agenda
for tonight's meeting.
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But it's
an emergency.
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Oh. What is it?
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The police have arrested Darrin
for stealing that bed warmer.
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And?
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He's in jail.
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You call that
an emergency?
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That's not funny.
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[Endora] Excuse me.
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Why are you
so upset?
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What's the worst
that can happen? Uh--
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They'll put Durwood away
for a week or a month.
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Or a year at the most...
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if we're lucky.
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Mother, sometimes
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you can be
positively vicious.
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Thank you, my precious pet.
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Yeah. Now, now, look.
They cannot hold Darrin
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if I can get rid
of the evidence.
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Uh, now, I have to
find the spell
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that'll turn that bed warmer
back to its original form.
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The only one who
can tell you that
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is the witch
who cast it.
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Well, I know that.
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That's why I want you
to put me on the agenda
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so I can ask if
anyone knows about it.
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Well, it's a pretty
long agenda right now.
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We probably won't
get to you tonight.
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Mother...
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either I am first
on the agenda,
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or Daddy is
going to find out
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all about you and
Sir Walter Raleigh.
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What is there
to find out?
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The dear man was
kind enough
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to put his cape down
over a puddle for me.
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You invited him
home to dinner.
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So what?
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Mother, uh,
when you sent me
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to bed after dinner...
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I didn't go to bed.
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Oh, heh. Guess who's
first on the agenda?
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All right. All right.
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It's time to get started.
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Let's settle down,
shall we?
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As chair lady...
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I declare
the Centennial Convocation
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of the Witches of the World
to be in session.
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The first on the agenda
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is my daughter,
Samantha.
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Thank you.
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You have 10 seconds.
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What? How can
I explain
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the problem
in 10 seconds?
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You now have
eight seconds.
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Uh, I-- I want to know
if anyone here
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has any knowledge
of an incident
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that apparently took place
during the witch hunts.
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It involves
a bed warmer.
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Well, we have to move on.
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The next order
of business--
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, Mother, please.
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Now what?
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Will you try?
You try.
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Send a message out to
the atmospheric continuum.
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Oh.
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Very well.
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Will those in front
move back a bit?
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There may be
a little fallout.
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Sparks fly up
And fire rise
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While I the air
Do mesmerize
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Find the one
Who cast the spell
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And bring him
To this ferny dell
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Well, we should have
an answer within a few minutes.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, that'll give me time
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to pop down to jail
and see Darrin.
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Uh, he's going to be
tickled
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when he finds out
how cooperative you've been.
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Tsk. I may be ill.
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I'll go quietly,
officer.
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Oh. Oh.
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Can't you stop
snoring?
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Only if I stop
sleeping.
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Forget it.
Go back to sleep.
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Can't. Once I'm up, I'm up
for the rest of the--
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Sam, what are you
doing here?
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Suppose somebody
sees you?
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I just dropped in
for a minute
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to tell you the good news.
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Mother just sent out a call
to find the person
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who put the spell
on that bed warmer.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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They're back.
The witches are back.
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You'd better cut out
of here quick.
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Okay. Bye-bye, sweetheart.
See you in court.
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All right now.
What's all the fuss?
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Wouldn't
believe me when
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I told you there was
witches, huh?
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Explain to me
how she got in here.
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Who?
Her.
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What--? W-What
happened to her?
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Mr. Potter...
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go back to sleep.
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And have another
nightmare?
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Not me.
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I'm gonna stay awake
all night.
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Good. That's
the first break
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I've had all day.
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Oh, Samantha. We've
been waiting for you.
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Has anything happened?
Uh, yes.
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Uh, the witch who cast
that spell just arrived.
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Uh, she's over there
with your mother.
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Serena.
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Might have known.
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Oh!
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Oh, there
you are, darling.
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Look what the atmospheric
continuum blew in.
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Hi, Serena.
Hi, Sammy.
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Figures.
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Okay. Uh, just
give me the spell
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you used to
change him.
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Oh, you've got
to be kidding.
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That was
300 years ago.
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I can't remember
that far back.
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She has a hard enough
time remembering
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what happened
yesterday.
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Ha-ha-ha! Thanks,
Auntie Endora.
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Well, I have to get back
to the palace
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before the maharajah's wives
return from the seashore.
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Uh-uh.
No, no.
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You're not going
anywhere.
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Not until
we straighten this out.
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Mother?
Now what?
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What you are
going to do is
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send her back
to old Salem
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so she can re-create
the incident
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and sharpen
her memory.
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Okay. Let's get
this show on the road.
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[Endora] Winds blow
And stars turn round
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Into the past
With the speed of sound
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Take this witch
To the time and place
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Back to the scene
Of Salem's disgrace
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Uh, uh--
Uh, Serena.
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Widow Patterson.
What has happened to thee?
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I am accused of being a witch.
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Oh.
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Oh, Serena. Thou art
too much.
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Oh. Thy lovely wench.
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Mm. Mm-hm-hm.
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Ooh.
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Serena. Ah!
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Serena. Well, what
art thou doing?
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Well, I'm not
picking cotton.
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What can I do
for you, chum?
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What are those...
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lips?
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Groovy, huh?
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Why is thy speech suddenly
so strange to mine ears?
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Don't ask me.
I'm not an ear doctor.
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Have you ever
heard of knocking
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before you enter
a lady's house?
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00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,542
Well, we have no secrets from
each other, have we, sweetest?
260
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,338
Hast thou thought about
my proposal?
261
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,507
What proposal?
Oh.
262
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,010
Oh. Y-you mean about
getting married.
263
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,304
Oh, get up, Newton.
264
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,640
We had a lovely weekend.
Why spoil it?
265
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:55,311
Spoil it? I just wanna
make it last forever and a day.
266
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,688
I might consider a day...
267
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,399
but you can forget about
forever.
268
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,402
Oh, Serena. I shall
never leave thy side.
269
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:06,531
That could make things
a bit awkward.
270
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,660
Art thou expecting somebody?
271
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,245
No. But you never know
272
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,330
when the witch hunters
might barge in.
273
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,332
Not that we couldn't
barge out,
274
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,459
but... oh, it's just
such a nuisance.
275
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:22,964
Aye. And my witchcraft
isn't all it should be.
276
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,465
That's not
the only thing.
277
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,633
Hm?
278
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,468
Oh, that reminds me.
279
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,472
Uh, Captain Nichols stopped me
on the street the other day
280
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:35,059
and asked me a lot of
questions about you.
281
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,727
No.
Yes.
282
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,272
Y-you mean, they suspect me?
283
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,067
Uh, w-what did you tell him?
284
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,694
Well,
I just said--
285
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,072
Who is it?
286
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,407
Captain
Nichols.
287
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,160
It is he. He knows
I am here.
288
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,327
He's coming after me.
289
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,372
C-c-come. W-we had
best vanish.
290
00:15:56,414 --> 00:16:00,376
I'm not going to vanish
till I finish my hair.
291
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,379
But perhaps you had best.
292
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,048
Yes. Yes, it--
It might be wise.
293
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,679
See? When I'm nervous,
my powers keep failing me.
294
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,473
So I've noticed.
295
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,058
What am I to do?
296
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,227
I know. I know.
297
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,271
I'll change you into
something inanimate.
298
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,522
What would you
like to be?
299
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,108
I-it makes little
difference. Just do it.
300
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,655
Rumble-ty tumble-ty
Snickety snack
301
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,575
This spell will give you
Just what you lack
302
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:36,579
Courage and calm
Particularly the former
303
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,332
zippity-Zappity
You're now a bed warmer
304
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,375
Oh, no. Not--
305
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,170
Oh. Cute.
306
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,722
No, you don't.
307
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,728
Coming.
308
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,403
What took thee
so long to answer?
309
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:13,199
Wouldst have me come to
the door half-dressed?
310
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,409
Why not?
311
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,290
Oh!
312
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,501
She'll be back
in a moment.
313
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,171
This is getting to be
a drag, Auntie Endora.
314
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,090
One more unwelcome
interruption,
315
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,219
and I am going to
freak out.
316
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,470
Never mind that.
317
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,138
Court's about to go
into session.
318
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,473
Did you remember
the spell?
319
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,392
Yes.
320
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,310
But I've been thinking.
321
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,645
If you change Newton back,
322
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,314
he's gonna start
bugging me again.
323
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,358
W-well, I'm sorry
about that, Serena,
324
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,819
but it's the only way
I can clear Darrin.
325
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:52,113
It is, huh?
326
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,573
You sure?
327
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,282
Positive.
328
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,119
Sammy...
329
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,329
would it really be
so terrible
330
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,205
if Ding-dong
331
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,792
spent one or two years
in jail?
332
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,505
What?! You give me
that spell!
333
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:13,843
Gee. It was
just a suggestion.
334
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:24,854
Hi there.
335
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,230
Well...
336
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,356
you're early.
337
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,648
Courtroom's right down
the hall.
338
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,527
Won't be in session
for another half hour.
339
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:35,698
I know. Um, I-I was wondering
if you could do me a favor.
340
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,824
What's that?
341
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,707
Sleep tight.
342
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,763
Will you behave
yourself?
343
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,729
Rumble-ty tumble-ty
Snicker-y snack
344
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,231
This is the spell
That will change you back
345
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,900
First a warlock
Then a bed warmer
346
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,236
zippity-Zappity
Now you're the former
347
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,656
Oh, Serena, my dearest.
Ow. Uh--
348
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,240
You look lovely
as a blond.
349
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,660
Newton, I am not S-Serena.
What?
350
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,287
No, I-I-I'm
her cousin, Samantha.
351
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,580
Oh, she must have
told you about me.
352
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,915
Oh, yes. How do
you do, Samantha?
353
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,291
How do you do?
354
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,460
Now, where is
my darling Serena?
355
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,587
That was a rotten trick
she pulled on me,
356
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,631
but I still dig that chick.
357
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,884
"Dig?" "Chick?"
358
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,929
How did a 300-year-old
bed warmer get so hip?
359
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:44,392
By keeping my ears open
and my lid shut.
360
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,852
Now, take me to Serena.
361
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,939
Well, I-I think there's
something you should know.
362
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,315
Yes?
363
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,442
In exchange for giving me
the spell,
364
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,986
your darling Serena
made me promise
365
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,407
that you would never
bother her again. Ever.
366
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,325
Under any circumstances.
367
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,785
She said that?
368
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,453
Yes.
369
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,747
You know, maybe I ought to
forget about her.
370
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,332
Good idea.
371
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,750
And start
thinking about you.
372
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,001
No, forget it,
Newton.
373
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,628
I've been out of
circulation so long.
374
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,380
Well, a little bit
longer can't hurt.
375
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,840
Let's bring you
up-to-date.
376
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,343
Oh, lovely.
Mm-hm.
377
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,637
Where are we going?
To court.
378
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:25,808
Terrific. Whom am I
going to be courting?
379
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,769
Brother. Do you have
a one-track mind.
380
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:29,854
True, true.
381
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,733
Robbed?
382
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,489
Told you
I had a plan.
383
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,907
Some plan, stealing
the evidence.
384
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,285
Some gratitude.
385
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,453
How can you
say that to
386
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,705
this lovely lady
who liberated me?
387
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,041
I can say it because
this lovely lady is my wife.
388
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,917
Oh?
389
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,670
Oh.
390
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,758
Oh.
391
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,426
Miss-- Miss Ferndale, hello--
392
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,803
Sit down, Newton.
393
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,513
She only knows you
as a bed warmer.
394
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,475
True. I've been
hanging there
395
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,810
for years
admiring her.
396
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,821
Will
the defendant
397
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,740
please approach
the bench?
398
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,747
Now, the evidence
seems to be missing.
399
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,080
You wouldn't
happen to know
400
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,541
anything about that,
would you?
401
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,628
Me? Your Honor,
I was locked up all night.
402
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,797
Uh, e-excuse me,
Your-- Your Honor.
403
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,715
Uh, perhaps I can
explain.
404
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,468
She's the defendant's
wife, Your Honor.
405
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,844
Yes?
406
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,930
Well, I-I don't know
whether the officers
407
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,557
mentioned this
in their report or not,
408
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:52,686
but, uh, that was
a very unusual bed warmer.
409
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,732
What is she talking about?
410
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,901
I haven't the slightest
idea, Your Honor.
411
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,027
Me either. Heh.
412
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,824
Although come to
think of it,
413
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,450
a lot of things
that bed warmer did
414
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,743
were pretty quirky.
415
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,579
Quirky?
416
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,915
Yeah. Weird.
417
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,416
It wouldn't let us
lift it.
418
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,751
Yeah, only her.
419
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:20,005
Then she told it to do
what she said, and it did.
420
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,590
It did, huh?
421
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,968
Yes. Hopped
right over to us.
422
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,886
Hopped?
423
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,138
Practically did
a little jig.
424
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,684
Then when the sergeant
had me put it in the closet...
425
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,477
it tried to bite me.
426
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,479
Oh.
427
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,482
How long has it been since
these men have had a vacation?
428
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,025
Too long.
429
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,445
My apologies
to you.
430
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,446
Case is
dismissed.
431
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,032
Uh, w-wait.
432
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,034
Uh, Judge Ferguson,
433
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,869
what about my bed warmer?
434
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,955
Well, I don't know,
Miss Ferndale,
435
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,958
but we certainly have
no case against this man.
436
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,877
Do-- D-do you mean
to say that
437
00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,795
I'm not going
to get it back?
438
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:01,630
That's just terrible.
439
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:02,965
I demand
an investigation.
440
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,633
After all, I'm
missing a bed warmer.
441
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,051
Now, I want it back.
I understand.
442
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,970
[Ferndale] What are
you going to do about it?
443
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:10,638
Well, you see, the--
The evidence went missing...
444
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,479
I'm sorry,
Miss Ferndale,
445
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,731
but we have
no evidence.
446
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,734
And without evidence,
we cannot prosecute.
447
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,027
And as for
the bed warmer,
448
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,862
I cannot return
that which
449
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,488
seemingly
never existed.
450
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,782
Now, I don't know what
you mean by "no evidence."
451
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,910
The evidence is
the bed warmer is missing.
452
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,077
Uh, forgive me.
What? Yes?
453
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,787
Forgive me
for intruding.
454
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,665
But perhaps the bed warmer
can be replaced.
455
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,500
Uh--
456
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,667
Who are you?
457
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,045
Uh, this is Newton.
458
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,964
He's sort of an expert
on bed warmers.
459
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,676
Oh. Well...
460
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,679
the one we had
was very unique.
461
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:51,805
Oh,
thank you.
462
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,766
I mean, uh,
is that true?
463
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,684
Well, just keep
your fingers crossed.
464
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,478
It may show up yet.
465
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,686
And if it doesn't,
466
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,898
I personally guarantee
I will duplicate it.
467
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,651
Duplicate it? How?
468
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,069
By witchcraft, of course.
469
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:06,195
What?
470
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,030
Uh, Newton.
471
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,074
I don't think
it's very nice
472
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,034
to tease someone
who lives in Salem
473
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,869
just because they once
believed in witches.
474
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,830
I'm sorry.
475
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,000
Dear lady...
476
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,542
why don't
we have lunch
477
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,712
and discuss the whole matter?
478
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,673
Well, I'd love to.
479
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,223
Sure has a way with
the ladies, doesn't he?
480
00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:35,891
That's for sure.
481
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,686
Anyway... it looks
as if Miss Ferndale
482
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,854
has got herself
another bed warmer.
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