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Oh, I can't imagine
what's keeping Esmeralda.
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[Darrin] Sam, the cab's here.
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Uh, yes,
sweetheart.
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We'll just be
a second.
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Mommy, will you
bring me a souvenir
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from the witches'
convention?
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Certainly, sweetheart.
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And I want you to promise
to be on your best behavior
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for Esmeralda.
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If she ever
gets here.
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Mother, I appreciate
your staying till she arrives,
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but if you're going
to grumble, never mind.
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Why can't you wait,
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and the three of us can
fly up to Salem together?
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Because Darrin happens
to be old-fashioned.
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He likes to do his flying
in an airplane.
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Sam?
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Oh, if it isn't the voice
of the turtle.
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Mother.
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Tabitha...
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I want you
to help Esmeralda
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take good care
of your baby brother.
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I will, Mommy.
Hear that, Adam?
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You better mind me.
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Bye-bye,
sweetheart. Hey.
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Hey there, big fella. Hey.
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Kiss Mama goodbye.
That's a boy.
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Oh, yeah.
Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye,
darling.
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See you in Salem.
Yes.
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We'd better hurry,
honey.
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Well, if you're in such
a hurry, Durwood,
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why don't you
wait a while,
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and we'll fly up, uh,
witches' style?
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I'm not in that much
of a hurry, thank you.
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[Tabitha] Mommy, why can't I go
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to the witches'
convention?
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Because it's only
for grown-up witches.
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Uh, the next
convention's
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being held in about
a hundred years.
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Ask me then.
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I-it's a game
we play.
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She's our
little witch.
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Oh, sure.
Sure, I understand.
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I got two little witches
of my own, 5 and 7.
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And bye-bye again.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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Oh. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye.
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Take care of Adam.
Bye, Mother.
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Hope Esmeralda's gotten
to the house by now.
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Yeah. I really don't
trust your mother.
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What am I saying? I don't
trust Esmeralda either.
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Heh-heh. Oh,
come on, sweetheart.
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You know
she'll be fine.
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If she ever gets
there. Hm-hm.
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Ooh.
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What's the matter?
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Um...
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Uh, I-look who
just came aboard.
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Oh.
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Sam, get her off
of there.
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- Miss?
- Yes?
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Well-- Could I have
a glass of water, please?
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Certainly.
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Elsie, come--
Come here, quick.
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What's the matter?
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You won't
believe this,
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but there's a lady
sitting out on the wing.
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You're right.
I don't believe it.
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Mother, that was dirty pool,
and you know it.
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I just wanted you to know
that Esmeralda arrived,
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and I didn't
want you to worry.
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Elsie, now there's
two of them
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sitting out there
on that wing.
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Oh, wow. You must have
had some night.
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Mother, I refuse to argue
with you at 30,000 feet.
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I-I'll see you in Salem.
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Now, if your mother
would be so kind
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as to lower her flaps
and get off of there.
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I know it sounds crazy,
but please come take a look.
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Come on, please. Come on.
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Please.
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Mm?
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I believe
you have my seat.
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Oh, I think there's
been some mistake.
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There has,
and you just made it.
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Mother, that
was outrageous.
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You're right.
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In my day,
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a gentleman automatically gave
his seat to a lady.
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Endora, do you ever think
of anyone but yourself?
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What's gonna happen
when that poor guy
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doesn't arrive
in Boston?
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For your information,
dum-dum,
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he has arrived.
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He's just a little
ahead of schedule.
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Well?
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What time did
Flight 107 arrive?
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Flight 107?
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It's just now
arriving, sir.
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That's what I was
afraid of.
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Lovely flight,
wasn't it?
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Tsk.
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Must your mother ride
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on the outside
of everything?
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Can't she sit in the car
like a normal human be--
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Pardon me.
I lost my head.
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Darrin, try
to understand.
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That's as close as
Mother can get to flying
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and still be riding.
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Just be patient.
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Oh, after we check in
at the hotel,
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we're gonna drive around
Salem and see the sights.
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You wanna come?
Whatever for?
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We saw those sights
hundreds of years ago.
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Remember?
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Let's face it, Endora,
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hundreds of years ago,
you were one of the sights.
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I told you it was a mistake
to let him come.
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[Endora] Stop the car. Stop the car.
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Look.
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That's disgraceful.
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They're
all over town.
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They're just for
the tourists.
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Not for these tourists.
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And they're no longer
all over town.
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Oh, Mother.
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Did she have to
do that?
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Now, sweetheart.
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Witches have
feelings too.
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How would you like to be
thought of as an ugly old crone?
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It's a misconception.
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I don't know
about that.
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Darrin!
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Hey, isn't that the witch
house over there?
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Isn't this the place where
they held the witch trials?
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Hm. One of them.
Uh, let's drive on.
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Well, as long as we're here,
wouldn't you like to go in?
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Darrin. That's like
asking Napoleon
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if he'd like to
revisit Waterloo.
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What Durwood lacks in couth,
he makes up in ignorance.
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Sweetheart. There were
no real witches
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involved in
the witch trials.
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It was only mortal
prejudice and hysteria.
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Characteristics
which you possess
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in spades,
dum-dum.
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Remember, darling,
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the convocation starts
promptly at midnight.
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Endora--
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One thing I can say
for your
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She's a real
mother-in-law.
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Witches.
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Before we begin
our tour,
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I must ask you
not to touch
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any of the objects
in the house.
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They're all
very valuable,
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and many of them
cannot be replaced.
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Please try to stay together
and do not wander off,
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as there is another tour
waiting to start
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as soon as we leave
the kitchen.
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This is
a bed warmer
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of the period.
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Hot stones or coals
were placed in it,
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and the bed warmer was
then passed between the sheets
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to warm them...
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and then removed.
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Over here...
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there's a colonial
pressing iron,
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which was heated
in the same way.
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As you can see...
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the kitchen
fireplace served as
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a counterpart
to the modern oven.
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The bread
oven is
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this, uh, small opening
to the left.
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And for general
cooking,
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all the pots
and kettles were--
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Uh, were hung directly
over the fireplace.
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Now, if you
will all
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please step to
this side of the room.
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This is a
spinning wheel of the period.
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Materials used
for clothing,
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table covers, bed linens,
and so forth,
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were all woven
by hand from flax,
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which was grown
on the land.
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Now, over here,
you will see a--
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What are you
doing with that?
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Well, i-it looked
like it was
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going to fall,
so I just--
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Apparently, I did not
make myself clear.
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It is absolutely
forbidden
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to touch any of the objects
in the house.
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And that applies
to everyone.
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Now, if you will
all please follow me
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into the living room.
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You ought to know better
than to pick that up.
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I didn't pick it up.
It picked me up.
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What?
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Come on.
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This is the living room of
the House of Seven Gables,
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which Nathaniel Hawthorne
visited many times.
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He learned the history
of the house,
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and this inspired
him eventually
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to write
his famous novel,
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The House of
the Seven Gables.
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If you will
step to the window,
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you will see out
in the--
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I don't know who you are
or what you are,
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but I wish you'd
stop bugging me,
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before you get me
into serious trou--
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I used to have one just like it
at the rest home.
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Shh.
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Stay there.
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The chair was made by...
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Later,
the name was changed...
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This fine old
example of a 17th-century dwelling,
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built in 1668
by John--
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In the house,
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all of them prominent
Salem citizens.
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Gables and
lean-to of the house.
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00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,575
Sam, what the devil
are you doing?
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It won't let me pass.
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00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,912
What is it?
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Well, how should
I know?
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He just won't
let me pass.
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"He?"
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00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,087
Well, I-I'm not sure.
It might be a she.
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Sam.
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Well?
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00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,104
And just what do you
think you're doing?
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Me? Nothing.
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This thing has been
annoying my wife.
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This is the last time
I'm going to warn you.
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If you touch
another object in the house,
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I'll have to
ask you to leave.
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This concludes
our tour.
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I hope you have
enjoyed your visit
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to the House
of the Seven Gables.
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Thank you for visiting us.
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Please come again soon.
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Thank you for visiting us.
Please come again soon.
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Thank you--
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Uh, thank you.
Goodbye.
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00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,956
Thank you
very much. Goodbye.
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Miss Ferndale,
the bed warmer. It's gone.
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Oh, no.
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00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,646
And I bet I know
who stole it.
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That crazy lady
that was talking to it.
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00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,900
Don't worry,
Mildred.
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I've memorized
their license number.
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Just because
I'm a witch
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doesn't mean
I know everything.
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00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,415
I'm not asking you
to explain everything.
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00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,959
I just wanna know
why a bed warmer
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would suddenly
start chasing you
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around the house.
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00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,798
It is obviously
no ordinary bed warmer.
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00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,759
No kidding.
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00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,387
Uh, will you stop being
so sarcastic?
258
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,433
I will if you'll stop
being so evasive.
259
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,977
Are you implying
that I'm hiding something?
260
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,063
It wouldn't be the first time.
261
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,981
What's that supposed to mean?
262
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,025
If the voodoo fits,
wear it.
263
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,902
Oh!
264
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,790
Well...
265
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,792
Now we're going to descend
to that, are we?
266
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,921
I don't know to what
you are referring.
267
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,131
Just don't try it again.
268
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,094
Sam, you do that
once more,
269
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,220
and I swear
I will--
270
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,098
Darrin, look.
It followed us.
271
00:17:37,138 --> 00:17:38,349
You little sneak.
272
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,934
What are you
doing back--?
273
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,311
And I say we are not
274
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,480
going to take it back
to the antique store.
275
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,817
I like it, and I'm
going to keep it.
276
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,820
Uh, okay. Okay.
277
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,425
It seems to be prejudiced
against you.
278
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:13,426
Bigot.
279
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,927
Bigot?
280
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,486
Mother?
Mother?
281
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,863
What do you need
her for?
282
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,282
Just zap this thing back
where it belongs.
283
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,285
Darrin, this is not a "thing."
284
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,996
That must be obvious
even to you.
285
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,955
I resent that.
286
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,374
And what do you mean?
287
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,917
This is a "somebody."
288
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,505
There is a person being held
prisoner in this bed warmer.
289
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,924
And since it dates back
to old Salem,
290
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,344
that's probably when
it happened.
291
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:59,180
Uh, but I was just
a child at the time.
292
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,849
And I was just
a child bride.
293
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,434
Oh, really, Samantha.
294
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,852
I should think
you'd know better
295
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,229
than to bother me
at a time like this.
296
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,231
I haven't even
drawn up the agenda
297
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,900
for tonight's meeting.
298
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,526
Well, I-I'm
very sorry, Mother,
299
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,529
but, um, it's about
this bed warmer. Oh?
300
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,074
It practically
attacked me
301
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,909
in the House of
Seven Gables.
302
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,036
Ha-ha. It's much
more attractive
303
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,579
than that bed warmer.
304
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,873
Endora...
305
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,376
you have all the charm
of a dentist's drill.
306
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,211
Well, a-anyway, uh,
307
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,046
when we left the House
of Seven Gables,
308
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,214
it followed me.
309
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,840
Now-- Uh, what do
you think we should do?
310
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,259
I think we ought to take it
right back and forget it.
311
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,844
Ow!
312
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,348
Well, whoever he is,
313
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,392
he certainly has
a sense of humor.
314
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,103
I was right.
I-it's a he.
315
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,105
You get off
my wife's lap.
316
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,901
Boy, are you are asking for
a punch in the mouth.
317
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,236
Really.
318
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,530
He's obviously
left over
319
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,240
from the time
of the witch hunts.
320
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,866
He's probably
a warlock
321
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,993
whose powers weren't
too effective,
322
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,244
and somebody
changed him
323
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,329
into an inanimate
object
324
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,914
to escape
detection.
325
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,502
He seems to be saying
you're right. Mm-hm.
326
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,380
Either that
or he's got a chill.
327
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,507
Do you realize how much
trouble we can get into
328
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,217
if we're found
with this bedpan?
329
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,094
Darrin.
330
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:24,098
This is
a bed warmer.
331
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,933
Oh.
332
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:26,809
Sorry, fella.
333
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,270
There's nothing
we can do right now,
334
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,479
but at tonight's
meeting,
335
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,523
there's bound to be
somebody
336
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,358
who remembers
the incident,
337
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,944
and we'll find
the proper spell.
338
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,446
See you at the meeting
tonight, darling. Ta.
339
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,994
Well, in the meantime,
I'd better hide this--
340
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,662
It. Him.
341
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,136
Nobody likes
a hostile bed warmer.
342
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,563
That's the
license number, all right.
343
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,190
That's the car.
I'm positive.
344
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,025
Perhaps you'd better come
upstairs with us, Miss Ferndale,
345
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,568
and help us make
the identification.
346
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,944
Oh, I'd be
glad to, officer.
347
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,446
As far as
I'm concerned,
348
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,948
people who go around
stealing museum pieces
349
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,575
are the lowest form
of criminals.
350
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,951
I just hope
we're in time
351
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,119
to recover
the bed warmer.
352
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,537
I'm sure we will be.
353
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,124
Hi, fellas. Uh, what's
all this about a bed warmer?
354
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,627
Hi, Mr. Potter. Nothing
you'd be interested in.
355
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:38,422
Seen a couple going in
the hotel with a bed warmer.
356
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,008
Then they still
have it.
357
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,052
Maybe. Maybe not.
358
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,472
That fellow was sure sore
at that bed warmer.
359
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,599
Sore, Mr. Potter?
Yeah.
360
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,519
It kept banging him
on the head.
361
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,354
Oh, did it? Well,
thanks for telling us.
362
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,730
Hey, wait
a minute.
363
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,733
I didn't tell you
about the witch's sign.
364
00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:58,651
What about it?
365
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,195
They changed the old witch
on the sign
366
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,613
to a pretty young witch.
367
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,032
[Ferndale] Oh, that's wonderful.
368
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,659
I've been trying
to get the town council
369
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,577
to do that
for years.
370
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,621
Town council
didn't do it.
371
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,039
It was them
witches.
372
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,500
They changed the signs
all over the place.
373
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,126
What witches?
374
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:19,755
Same ones that have
got the bed warmer.
375
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,049
Uh, they drove by
while I was
376
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,385
sitting there
drinking my lunch.
377
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,387
They "drove by," eh?
378
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,222
And all of
a sudden,
379
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:31,225
one of 'em disappeared.
Just like:
380
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,643
And then
there was two.
381
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,603
Well, I'll tell you
what, Mr. Potter.
382
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,188
You stop hitting
that sarsaparilla,
383
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,148
and I guarantee you won't
see any more witches.
384
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,525
Miss Ferndale.
385
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,402
Uh, look, Mr. Potter,
why don't you stand over here
386
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,778
and hold up
the building?
387
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,239
And we'll be back for you
in a minute, okay?
388
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,042
All I know is, I don't
wanna get caught with--
389
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,252
Excuse the expression
390
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,461
a hot bed warmer.
391
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,678
So will you please zap
it back where it belongs?
392
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,306
Darrin, this is a warlock
who has been transformed.
393
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,142
Now, don't you think I have
a moral obligation to help him?
394
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,102
I think you have
a moral obligation
395
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,061
to see that we stay out of jail
on the first day
396
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:20,148
of what I laughingly
refer to as a vacation.
397
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,359
Ow!
398
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,611
Sam, if you don't
get rid of that,
399
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,529
I will...
with an axe.
400
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,198
Who is it?
401
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,366
Open up. Police.
402
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,538
Sam, honey, quick.
Zap it out of here.
403
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,627
What's the matter?
404
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,086
He doesn't
want to go.
405
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,547
Well, this is no time
to give him a choice.
406
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,758
Darrin, there is
a warlock in there.
407
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,136
Now, if he refuses to leave,
my witchcraft won't work.
408
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,513
You witches have
the dumbest rules.
409
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,307
And at the dumbest times.
410
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,310
Open up in there.
411
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,811
I'd better
hide it.
412
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,232
Boy, are you
stubborn.
413
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,324
Uh, c-c-coming.
414
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,786
Uh, Sam... before
I let them in,
415
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,871
uh, maybe you'd
better disappear.
416
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,498
Well, I mean,
why should
417
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,166
we both risk
getting into trouble?
418
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,792
Absolutely not.
419
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,586
"For better,
for worse," remember?
420
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:27,508
"In sickness or in health,
till jail do us part."
421
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,677
Open up, please!
422
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,891
Darrin faces
the wrath of Salem justice,
423
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,686
and Samantha's hot bed warmer
comes to life,
424
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,521
next week on Bewitched.
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