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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

What are you like
in relationships?

I'll never ever
like, date somebody

if I'm not gonna marry them.

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's just a very
mature attitude.

I just broke things
off with Eddy.

But the truth is I do like Ben.

And he clearly likes me too.

I like that.

We got a stewardess.

We've got someone who actually
knows how to do stuff

and can get into it.

-Hi, Barbie.
-Hi!

Well, definitely very pretty.

Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm Jenna.

Massive resting bitch face.

Girl hates me.

I've heard a bit about
Joao's reputation.

I'm willing to pass that, but
it's affecting how I'm feeling.

I feel like this is really hard.

Can't stop looking at you.

Like, I miss you way
more than I'm supposed to.

Come on, what's your
thoughts on that then?

I don't like it.

What kind of person are you?

Clearly the type of
person that needs attention

from at least two
guys at the same time.

We can just be
friends, honestly.

I think it's too complicated.

You sent him a message saying,

I can't stop
thinking about you and

I'm regretting my decision
that I made with you.

I think we can just
be friends, honestly.

Eddy's my roommate,
and you sent him a message

saying, I'm regretting
my decision.

Come on, you did.

So stop playing everyone.

Actually, you know what?

I'd rather just walk
away right now.

No, no, no, no.
I don't have enough time.

What the [bleep], Eddy?

Why are you showing Ben
our private conversation?

----ing idiot.

I think you and I, it just
feels different this time.

Like, you know how
many times I just

want to get into your bed
and just cuddle?

Of course, that's what I want.

I don't need to put
this down on you.

This is all about me.

Hey guys, can I sit with you?

-Yeah, of course, of course.
-Can we finish our conversation?

You okay?

Yeah, I'm obviously
not ----ing fine, am I?

What happened?

She's playing me
like a ----ing cat.

Toot, toot, toot!

Stop.
What do you want?

Stop. Jenna?

I saw a message to Eddy,
"I can't stop looking at you,

and I really regret
breaking up with you."

And I called her out on it.

I'm being a little
harsh on Jenna right now,

but her texting Eddy today,

meanwhile she's flirting
with me at the bar.

I think it's kind
of inappropriate.

I don't have enough
time in the ----ing world

to deal with
the likes of that.

-Is that bad?
-No.

There are other people's
feelings involved.

I know that.

-Do you want my advice?
-Yeah, go for it.

Stay the [bleep] away
from the two of them.

Yeah, whatever.

Jenna has been
double dipping

in the attention pool
from both Ben and Eddy.

Barbie shows up,
makes Jenna feel insecure,

and now she's in full
self-destruct mode.

The boys are sharing a cabin,
you're my second stew.

Pick a lane and
----ing stay in it,

because jealousy
is not a cute look.

Tomorrow's a new day.

Who do you think you are?

Why are you sharing your
----ing text to anybody?

Yeah, uh-huh.

Can't stop looking at you.

Like I miss you way
more than I'm supposed to.

Don't ----ing...
sick and tired of it.

-No. Stay.
-Done. Done. Done.

What the...

Hey guys, we're leaving.

Are we ready?

Guys, come on. Let's go.

Hell yeah.

Is it just us?
Jenna, what's up?

Come on.

Thank [bleep], Alesia.

I had fun.

I want to sleep so bad.

Yeah, it was a weird night.
I'm not gonna lie.

Let's go, ladies.

Thank you so much.

[snoring]

We're back!

Why am I the only
one having fun tonight?

Nah, I'm going to bed.

Yeah, don't ----ing
blame you, bro.

Holy moly.

She just goes, you
----ed up so much sh--.

I'm like, holy [bleep].
What have I done?

You didn't ----ing do sh--.

Oh yeah, you did
do a little bit.

What did I do?

I'm sorry, man.

-You might want to sit down.
-What have I done?

She was playing me
and stuff like that,

as if we were going
to have a relationship together.

And she was pissing
me off so much, I said,

why did you ----ing
send Eddy a text today?

[crying]

I'll be honest, I didn't even
know that you two were a thing.

That's ----ing awful.

We're not a thing.

I just kissed her on
the lips like, that's it.

-When?
-Like, a week ago.

[kissing]

I'm gonna talk to her.

No, no, you don't
need to talk to her.

It's over now.

You never have to think
about it again, and nor do I.

No, that's my problem.

[crying]

What happened?

Do not ----ing
talk to her, mate.

You're being a wuss, dude.

Do yourself a favor.

If you're gonna
say anything to her,

say, I'm prepared
to be your friend,

but I'm over you,
and I'm moving on.

We'll talk in the morning.

How the [bleep]
was that taxi ride?

What happened?

Jenna's, like,
staring at me like...

-Ben, can I talk?
-Yeah, you can talk.

-Can I?
-Yeah.

I would love to
continue things with you,

but you have
given absolutely...

Continue things?
We have never even started.

What are you talking about?

-Honestly, I just don't care.
-You don't give a [bleep].

Yeah, I don't care.
I'm here to do a job.

-So why the [bleep]?
-What do you mean?

Why the [bleep] are you angry?

Why don't you leave right
----ing now if you're not angry?

I'm not angry.

What are you, frustrated
or angry? What are you?

Listen, I'm trying
to help Eddy out.

That's what I'm doing.

You need to get over your
differences. All right?

All right, get out of my way.

All right, cool.

Bye, everyone.

What the hell?

What the [bleep]?

She's just a little
bit sensitive.

Idiot.

You come and tell me.

They're having it out.

Jesus ----ing Christ.

You have a ----ing
job to do, man.

What are you ----ing doing?

Oh, my God.
That's so scary.

Don't ----ing gaslight me.

I'm so pissed about
this whole situation.

Eddy, you need to listen to me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Absolutely not.
Stop this.

I'm serious. If I speak to you
in private about anything,

I don't expect the
whole world to know.

-Jenna...
-At the moment...

Jenna, please.

What do you want
me to say, Joao?

You're not understanding what
I'm trying to say right now.

I don't give
a [bleep] right now.

Shut up after that.
That's it.

Come to me. Come to me.

For what?
For what reason?

Oh, that was a low blow.

No.

-Jenna, calm down.
-Jenna.

What is wrong with this girl?

Stop.

Jenna's actions right
now are unacceptable.

Literally running up
and down the main salon,

slamming doors,
screaming, shouting.

It's becoming poisonous
and toxic and uncontrollable.

How ----ing dare she?

I'm actually ----ing sick of it.

Throwing her
----ing weight around.

Causing chaos
between crew members.

How is that acceptable?

Jenna.

Cut the ----ing bullsh-- out.

It's absolutely deplorable.

You have no right
to put your ----ing fingers

in pies that
you're not even eating.

Oh, bless her.
I hope she's okay.

What is happening on this boat?

Jenna.

Kicking and screaming
and fighting.

It's an insane asylum.

Girl, I have a
therapist for you.

She'll do wonders.

Jenna, open the door.

What the [bleep] is happening?

At least the bar is clean.

Jenna, open the door.

Open the door.

Whatever.
I'm not dealing with this.

-I'm going to bed, then.
-I'm clocking out.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Jenna's ----ing crazy.

I'm done being on Eddy's team.
He does it to himself.

You're chasing
around her like a puppy.

Like, figure your shit out, man.

Good night, Alesia.

Go [bleep] yourself.

But other than everything else,

this has been
my favorite season.

Because of you.

-Honest. And...
-Stop it.

No, I promise.

Speak up. I love it.
Give me all the compliments.

I know you love it.

Shut up.

I love that I'm your
favorite season.

Good night.

[bleep]

[knocking]

Ben.

Hello.

I don't wanna fight
with you, Ben.

I don't wanna fight with you.

Of course, Ben.

The last thing I want
is to fight with you.

Like, the last thing.

[alarm sounds]

Is Jenna in here?

Poor Eddy.

Yeah.

I just see him being
very emotional over you.

No, 100% he is.

He needs to move on.

Yeah.

It makes too much sense.

Yeah.

You know you're crazy.

You're crazy.

[laughing]

Okay.

Don't worry about that.

That's not important.

Hello, who is that?

-Sh--.
-It's Eddy.

You know you're crazy.

That's not important.

Hello, who is that?

-Oh, sh--.
-It's Eddy?

That's a kick in the teeth.

You're a mug idiot.
You're an absolute idiot.

All right, cool.
Well...

Yeah, fantastic one, right?

All right, take care.

I slipped up. Yeah.

It's bad.

I've not been this messy ever.

And I would never want
to be treated

how I treated
Eddy right now.

So, I have to put my hands up.

And I need to figure this out.

I ----ed up.

Good morning.
How are you?

Good, brother.

I ----ed up, Alesia.

Last night I ----ing
made World War 3.

All good?

Not really, no.

Can do.

Such a beautiful day.

What an idiot.

So, Eddy, I was giving
him advice yesterday.

And...

I felt like Jenna was
kind of playing both of us.

But I may have
kissed her this morning.

And I don't really
know how to handle it.

Like, as a friend to Eddy.

The things that are hard to say

are usually
the best things to say.

You know?
There he is.

Hey, Eddy, Eddy.

Didn't go down very well.

I can't go anywhere
on this boat.

I'll chat with him as well,
if you don't mind.

Yeah, no, that'd be great.

-Eddy.
-Don't talk to me.

Leave me alone, Jenna.

No, I don't want
to leave you alone.

Well, I've asked you
to go away, please.

Leave me alone.

Oh, what the [bleep]?

I don't want to
be there right now.

My problem is I sit there and

I think I'm
the recurring problem.

For me to get back
into the dating pool

for the first time and
have this happen so harshly

to me just gives me
loss of faith.

It's not fair.

My morning's just going great.

Barbie, the laundry
looks amazing. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Usually it's a lot more fun.

Oh, [bleep].

Jenna's massively ----ed up.

But so did the boys.
Are they ----ing stupid?

Yeah, she played the two of
them against each other.

Well, ----ing open your eyes.

I think it was really over
the top from all parts.

Way too much.

Do you want to have a chat?

Captain, I just don't know
if I want to be here anymore.

Really?

It hurts.
Probably sick.

I've just been
royally mugged off.

Mate, I've messed up and
I've had bad relationships.

I would love to
be with someone.

I really would.

But when you look for it,
if it's hard, it's not right.

You've been trying
to push up the river

with this relationship

and it's telling you it's
not the right way to go.

Oh, yeah.

Look, you're doing
great at your job.

-Thank you.
-You're a great person.

That means a lot.

And you're interactive
with everyone.

You're a vital
part of this crew.

Focus back on that.

We've got two charters.
Don't be passive-aggressive.

Don't be angry.

You're going with the flow.

Thank you. Can I have a hug
if that's all right, please?

Yes, mate.
Come here.

You know, growing up
without much of a father figure

and Jason offering me support

and guidance telling me to
get my head into work

and put that emotion into
that was brilliant

and what I needed to hear.

-Hello.
-Hello.

We're doing hugs today.

[chuckling]

All right.

-Hi, bud.
-Hi.

What's cracking?

Come.

Sorry, am I interrupting?

No, no, no.

-Did you talk?
-Huh?

-With Eddy?
-No, I haven't.

He's kind of giving
me the cold shoulder.

What the [bleep]?

I literally just
spoke to Ben and

Ben said like, just
Jenna this morning.

And then Eddy walks in to
find Jenna and Ben in the room.

-What?
-What?

He said, I kissed Jenna
this morning and I feel bad.

You're joking.

That is a ----ing messy mood.

When the second stew is
causing trouble in

every single department,
that becomes my problem.

Because the next charter
is going to be a sh-- show

if deck, interior and
the galley are all fighting.

I'm having a fantastic morning.

-Jenna, go to work.
-I'm getting my coffee.

Go to work.
Three of you, work.

-Right, let's go.
-Coming, coming, coming.

----ing hell, man.

Whoa!

-How you doing, mate?
-Yeah, good, bud.

You know how Eddy's
emotional and all that?

I feel like
Jenna's tried to

break it off with
him many times.

But also not.
Bear in mind.

-Really?
-Yes.

Dude, I was doing
really well right up

until she put those
----ing pajamas on.

[laughing]

I ----ed up really bad.

Not that bad, girl.

Eddy, I'm sorry, but
what I remember that

you did really
similarly with the Alesia.

She's so embarrassed
to read them back.

Believe me when I say
I haven't been able

to stop looking at you.

-No.
-Same too.

But you're with Jenna
and she's a safe bet.

I would drop it in a second
to be an alien with you.

Oh my God.

Karma's a bitch.

Yeah, I did.

Fair.

Attention, Daisy,
Ben and Joao.

Please meet in the
crew mess immediately

for the preference
sheet meeting.

Copy for Daisy.

How much space do you have?

A bunch.
You can pull more.

-Oh, can you?
-Yeah.

That's crazy.

Charter eight.

Okay, guys, here we are.

-Getting close.
-Yep.

Sounds good, doesn't it?

James, a landscape
and floral designer,

as well as his partner,
Kai, simply can't wait

to create lifelong memories
with their best friends.

We're getting ready to
go on this boat trip

on the yacht, but I wanted
to talk about Turks before.

So we're gonna meet in Turks
and Caicos at the compound.

This order's probably gonna be

like, around a million
dollars for this place.

I work for billionaires and
really nitpicky, needy clients.

Like, I've worked
with Pamela Anderson,

Zooey Deschanel,
Neil Patrick Harris,

Natasha Lyonne.

My guys are at her
house today, actually.

And then we have this
billionaire client's compound

in Turks and Caicos
on a private island.

So, yeah, we're busy.

-All right, see you.
-All right, bye.

I just hope I'm not
over the Caribbean

by the time we get
on the yacht.

Oh, darling, yes, I hope
you're not over the Caribbean,

darling, by the time you
get to your yacht, darling.

James and Kai are
bringing along their friends.

Mark, Sam, Garrett,

Andrew, Ashley, and Courtney.

Itinerary request.

James would like
an afternoon with

water toys, dinner of
the chef's choosing.

They would love to have the
night themed as Garden of Adam.

I'll be Adam.

James would love if
the captain can give

Garrett a birthday
cake to end the night.

-Exciting.
-Exciting.

Well, let's go.

Thank you.

I'll take those.
Thank you.

-Oops.
-Thank you.

Thank you.

Daisy, Daisy, can you
meet me in my office?

Copy.

Hi.

Here she is.

What happened last night?

Last night sucked.
It was not a fun night.

Ben spoke to me this
morning and then Eddy

was about to leave.

I don't know the context
of it all, so...

It was wild.

Everyone but Jenna was trying
to de-escalate the situation.

She was climbing over furniture,

slamming doors,
screaming at Eddy.

I don't give a [bleep]
right now.

I ----ing told Jenna.
I said stay away from them.

Just stay away from them.
She couldn't help herself.

She played the two of
them against each other

and it ruined everyone's night.

Like every single person
was involved in it.

That's not cool.

I can't believe what I'm
hearing from Daisy right now.

Jenna has been a
solid second stewardess.

Very professional.

And what I'm hearing is, well,
it's leaving me in shock.

If Eddy left, we're left with
only two crew members on deck.

And I cannot run the
vessel with two deck crew.

One night of drunken
petty drama...

This could threaten the season.

This will happen again.
And again. And again.

I don't want to
penalize someone,

and I don't like to get
involved in personal stuff.

But it's affecting the crew.

Yeah.

Look, leave it with me.

-Okay. Thanks, Jason.
-Yep.

When you're done with this,
we're done. Okay?

Okay.

Do you see anything Jenna?

Okay, cool.

-Good job, team.
-Yay!

I would like to ask if you and
I could go for a glass of wine.

I feel like we
don't actually get

a chance to just
be by ourselves.

No, I agree.

Yeah, I'll go for a drink.

Okay.

What's been going on?

Uh, what's with the kiss, bro?

It's like she just wants
the guy that doesn't want her.

Eddy, would you be available?
I just want to chat.

It's diabolical.

Well...

I let myself down, man.

I let you down.

And I probably let Jenna down.

I have a weakness...
Um, with girls.

And um, she lay in bed
with me and I kissed her.

Just know that I'm sorry, okay?

I'll be honest, I think
you're a massive prick.

Yeah, that's fine.

I'm just gonna ----ing
stay away from you two.

Uh, could I just ask you
to put yourself

in my shoes for a second?

Nope.

I'm gonna leave
this conversation there,

'cause I've ----ing
had enough.

I respect that and
I respect you, man.

Well, it's just one
way street there.

Absolutely mud----er.

-Okay, we go?
-Yep.

I'm excited to get off the boat.

Good. I'm glad, thank you.

-Can I ask a favor?
-Yeah.

No work.

No, I promise I won't
talk about work.

-I'm talking about full moon.
-Good.

Daisy can be hot and cold
with me and it's tough

because, you know,
there's something there.

I want to know if what
I feel, she feels, too.

-Hello.
-What are you going to drink?

-Negroni.
-I'll have a Negroni as well.

Thank you.

Sometimes women fall away
when things are good.

They want to see
if you're needy.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

So, friend.

At the end of this, what?

Where do you think we stand?

Well, we're more than friends.

I like the cuddles.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Did you say I was the best thing
that ever happened to you?

Good guess.

My only ask is that
how you are with me,

you are consistently.

In the morning,
it's like nothing happened.

That's the difference.

Okay, that's fair.

Me being hot and cold,
by the way...

Is distrust. Or...
I may trust him, I may not.

This will break us.

I have a lot of walls up,

and those walls are
completely warranted.

This is not easy for me.

I've had 700 boat romances
that don't end well.

I am just having my
own inner conflict.

Fine, I respect that.
I'm at your pace, it's okay.

Even if it's just for the next
five days, I'm at your pace.

At the end of the day,
I'm more so scared

of losing whatever we have.

I do really like you.

Even if I'm cold,

I love how affectionate
you are with me. I do.

It's sweet,
and it's endearing.

I'm glad you invited me
for a drink.

Aww.

You got the bill.

Okay.

There comes a day
in every man's life

where he finally realizes
that women come and go

no matter how
long you've been together.

I was wrong yesterday
for shouting at everybody.

Jenna, I love you dearly,
but start figuring out

what Jenna really wants and

not want to get the validation
from another man.

That is your whole problem.

I know, I know.
I seek attention.

I'm so self-aware, and yet
I repeatedly do the same sh--.

Start changing.

Put your pride in your pocket.

-Love you. Bye.
-Bye.

I'm about to pass out.

Thank you.

The boat is so clean.

And here's a crazy thing.

I don't even have to
invite you to my room.

[laughing]

Aww...

Say something nice about me.

Meow, meow, meow.

I realized the other day
when I completely...

I was obviously in a
very emotional spot.

Yeah.

But we've both been screwed
over by the same person here.

I just want to check
that you're okay.

That's really very sweet.

You know, I'm sorry that

you've had to go
through all this.

I don't intend to
pursue it any further.

-Okay.
-Right.

-What?
-Nothing.

I just smiled.

Cheeky smile or a cute smile?

And now I'm confused.

It's just a smile.

Okay, perfect.

Just checking.

I don't even know, like...

Look, I'm gonna
just cut in front now.

Got the charter today.

I want to just put
my best foot forward

into the
rest of the season.

Yesterday.
You didn't deserve my...

No, I didn't.
I don't deserve your time.

I'm talking right now.

My entire season has been
emotionally manipulated.

Okay.

You don't control my
emotions anymore.

And that's that.
So, enjoy the charter.

Let's crack on.
And that's that.

I ----ed up, Betul.

I know.
Sometimes we all ----ed up.

Give them a time.

Attention all crew.

One hour call
for guest arrivals.

I have to get done
for charter, I guess.

It looks so nice and cute.

Ben, next time can
we have lunch at 11?

It really ----ed with our day.
Thank you.

That's why she annoys
me a little bit.

If crew food doesn't fit my
priorities, then guess what?

Crew food's later.

Daisy, Daisy, can you
come to the bridge?

Don't be a dick
to someone just as

the charter is
starting, you know?

Exactly.

I said what I said,
and I'll say it again.

I know you will.

That's what I love about you.

Like a true galley soldier.

-Hi.
-Hey, Daisy.

I'm not afraid of anybody.

I've got a second stewardess
that created a sh--storm.

What Jenna did, I've
already ----ing lost my sh--.

It's not cool.
It's never to happen again.

I told her to stay
away from them,

and they all had a part to play,
including Eddy.

And I understand they're
all hurting in some way,

but everybody else had to
get dragged into their mess.

And I agree. That's not how a
second stewardess should behave.

I agree.

What I'm seeing is
someone that has gone out,

-caused issues...
-One hundred percent.

Jumping on couches,
slamming doors...

That's not second
stewardess behavior.

That's immaturity on her end.

I know this
happened off-charter,

but when it starts
to affect the crew,

I have to step in.

And without any
punishment or being...

I didn't want to bring her down.

I just want this lesson
to be learned from her.

Yeah.

To take away Jenna's stripes,
that option's there.

It's not an demotion for her,
it's a lesson.

No, that's fine.
I'm fine with this.

We've rolled through the
punches all season long.

I want to see it resolved.

And if you have a problem
with that, we make changes.

We've reprimanded Ellie.
We've let Mike go.

I need you to leave
the boat today.

I'm sending you home.

I've even scolded
Ben in front of crew.

Ben needs to set a standard
for everyone else as well.

Across the board.

If you keep going
around like that,

it's just going to
be fail, fail, fail.

Step up.
Start taking responsibility.

I'm at my wits end.

And although I'm upset
at the whole team,

Jenna's behavior last
night put her at the epicenter

of my decision I have to make.

Taking a stripe away from
Jenna, it's a wake up call.

There's a possibility
she can win it back.

That's your decision.

I'll talk to you
later about that.

Okay.
Can you grab Jenna?

Sure.

Jenna?

I'm in the master.

Can you come up to the bridge?

Jason wants to speak to us.

Okay.

Right.

I don't like getting involved
too much in personal stuff.

But the last 24 hours
I've had two people

come to me with concerns.

We nearly lost Ed.

That's a concern.

It's starting to affect my team.

I'm not penalizing you.

I want you to learn.

I'm going to take away your
role as second stewardess.

Okay?

I have to take responsibility.

And I... yeah.

I appreciate it.

Thank you.

-It has to be done.
-I agree.

Hi.

So let's get on
with charter eight.

-I'm busy working.
-Righto.

-Good on ya.
-It's not me.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

[crying]

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Jen?

You're really not okay.
What's up?

Because Eddy wanted to leave.

So it affected the crew.

Jesus.

Yeah.

It's really not how I
wanted to end the season.

It's really not how I
wanted to end the season.

Earn your stripes back.

To be fair, she
probably deserves it.

Second stewardess,
you have to manage

other people and yourself.

Not shouting at people or
like screaming in their faces.

Your actions have consequences.

Are you okay?

There's nothing I can
do about it really.

So take it.

Take it from somebody who's
been doing this a long time.

You're gonna be fine.

My advice is move on from it.

If you want to hang out with
Ben you made your decision.

Don't come back to me and
say you're back into it

because I will...

That's definitely not happening.

Heavy? You're joking.

It's okay.

It took so much control
to not go off at her.

She's upset she lost
second stew today.

Huh?

She got her second stew
taken from her today.

Only thing I need to
do is these curtains.

Otherwise it doesn't
stay cool in here at all.

Okay.

All crew, 15 minutes
until guest arrival.

Copy.

Nice, nice, nice.

I just heard that captain
Jason went and took her stripes.

Well, rightfully so.

Right, come on.
I'll get your stripes on.

Stripe.

Beautiful.

Oh my God.

Okay, all crew, all crew,
can you come

to the main salon, please.

Yay!

That's so freaking cute.

Thank you.

At least I gave sous chef
time to shine.

She got what she wanted.

Hey, look, you moved up.

Yeah, we're back
together where we belong.

Gorgeous.

Big boat energy.

I want everybody to come out
on these balconies

and wish us farewell.

Oh, here we go,
they're coming.

Welcome, I'm Jason,
pleased to meet you.

-My hands are sweaty.
-Nice to meet you, James.

-Garrett.
-Oh, birthday boy!

-Birthday boy right here.
-Yay!

Welcome to Katina.

Daisy will show you
around the boat,

get you comfortable
and let's have some fun.

Yes.

Good luck, Barbie,
you've got this stuff.

Amazing.

Oh wow, this is really pretty.

You can start releasing.

Aft forward line is off.

And we have the jacuzzi.

Can we make the jacuzzi cold?

-Yeah, 100%.
-It's big.

It's all for us, babe.

Port quarters here to swing.

Make yourself at home.

Well, I guess we
could get changed.

All right, so I'm going to get
these in the sous vide machine.

-Housekeeping.
-Yep.

Just to let you know, just
leave anything you need steamed

on the bed and
we'll get it right away.

What about unpacking?

We can help unpack.

Good work.

What is all that?

For steaming, please.

That's for Garrett
and Garrett's husband.

-Okay.
-How do we get a drink?

At least our sous chef
got a time to shine

because she's standing
in front of me in line now.

-No, she's not.
-Yeah, she did.

She's still not above you.
She's a ----ing galley hand.

Ben, all he does in that ----ing
galley is inflate her ego.

So now she thinks
she's ----ing queen bee.

She is the lowest
person on the boat.

It's crazy.

They just do what
the [bleep] they want.

I really wish
he didn't do that.

We'll get the cabana out
and blow it up.

Get the cabana out.

What can I get everyone?

-Diet Coke?
-Yeah, of course.

Tequila soda with a
bunch of lime juice.

I'll do a Grey Goose
with still water.

Like muddled with fresh ginger.

-Skinny margarita?
-Sure.

Thank you.
And if you're muddling ginger,

-just throw some in there.
-Okay, perfect.

Deck Crew, prep anchor please.

-Can you help me with drinks?
-Yeah.

I'm going to be toggling between
bitchy and zen this whole time.

But as long as I have a drink,
I think I'll be zen.

Oh, I hate them,
hate them, hate them.

Drop.

Something's happening.

Lock off on two shackles.
Thank you.

Grey Goose, ginger, lime,
honey, normal water.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

-I'm going to bob.
-Have you ever done the sea bob?

It like, blow a lot of
water on your penis.

[shrieks]

You're going to go down the
slide? I love that, I love that.

[sighs]

Did you try the sea bob thing?

Not for you?
You didn't like it?

Jenna.

Hi.

-Are you all right?
-Yeah, I'm all right.

Look. There's quite a few
moving parts on this,

but I do feel like...

You just have to
clear a few things up.

It's pretty easy to screw up
in my position, okay?

A lot of pressure in there.

Okay.

There's no hostility.
I'm here to do a job, all right?

-All right.
-That's the main thing.

-That's my main thing.
-Mm-hmm.

Okay, good.

Jenna's demotion, I think
it's an example for everyone.

We've reached a
level of maturity,

and I think we should
hit the brakes on

this romantic affair
moving forward.

If I take my eye off
the ball, you know?

I understand.

-We're gonna change.
-I'm gonna go down for a bit.

These are done.
Just need to do these shirts.

Okay. Dinner at eight.
And what's your menu?

We are doing fillet
and whole snapper.

Okay.

On that topic, when
you are given a whole fish,

you're gonna wanna have like
a station to kind of

dissect the fish, for lack of
a better term, right?

Well, you want me
to fillet the fish?

That's how you silver
serve whole fish. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no, no.
It takes too long.

There is absolutely
no way that I can

fillet eight fish
at the same time.

I don't have enough people.
I don't have enough hands.

I would need eight of me.

I think a little
snapper fillet really

is not gonna do
this fish justice.

A whole fish is very beautiful,

and I think the
guests would enjoy it.

Such a ridiculous request.

To do table side, it's like,
you get taught that.

You don't hire a waiter
and be like, go do table side.

Ben, it's gonna take too long.

Please come up
with a different plan.

I'd love to have a
whole fish, personally.

You need to fillet it for me.

I'm willing, obviously,
to help you, but

we also have a
cake to tackle as well.

Don't make my job any
harder than it needs to be.

For [bleep]'s sakes.

Tonight's dinner is
gonna be a bitchin' service.

All crew, all crew.

Excited about your
birthday dinner?

Um, I guess.

-I mean, I'm turning 40.
-So?

Time to strip.

This hair is so bad.

It's like, beachy.

It's not very,
like, garden themed,

but I still feel like
Adam would have worn this.

[laughing]

Okay.

We're done.

Oh, Jesus.

-Wow. This is gorgeous.
-Oh my God.

Oh my God, this
is so beautiful.

-You're outdone yourself.
-Oh my God.

Galley, guests are
starting to sit down.

Can I order another martini?

Were you just
drinking straight vodka?

Yeah.

[laughing]

Pardon me, squeeze in here.

Get Jason a flower comb.

Ah, so beautiful.

Cheers, guys.
Happy birthday, Garrett.

Cheers.

Everything's ready to go, chef?

Yeah, they are. Dais?

So are we offering
to take these back?

Just get them up there, please.

I need to then do
other things, and

then I'll come up
in a minute, alright?

But you want me to fillet them?

-Yes.
-Are you ----ing kidding me?

I already told Ben
this was an awful idea.

It is quite a lot to do,
but I've seen people at the

Ritz-Carlton be able to do it
in about one minute, you know?

I don't know what
to do about this fish.

I'm so confused.

I can fillet it if you want.

I told you service was going
to be a ----ing nightmare.

Yes!

Guys, the food's here.

For a main course, you
have whole snapper fish with

a beurre blanc sauce and
New York strip loin steak.

Enjoy.

How do I do this?
What do you do?

Would anyone like
their fish filleted?

-Can you do it for me?
-Yeah.

-Want me to do it for you?
-Yes, please.

-Dirty vodka martini.
-Thank you so much.

I'm going down to do drinks.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

I'm going up.

Babe, can you cut this for me?

Do you need my assistance
with, um, filleting?

Joao's filleting mine.

Oh, is he?

Um... Oh, sh--.

I mean, it's just a
bloody nightmare up here.

None of the girls are there.

None of them are there.

I think you need a little help.

Can you please help him?

Yeah, come.

He's mangling his fish.

Pass me your knife before we go.

The fish looks fantastic.
It's well presented.

However, the guests
should not be witnessing this.

I just need a plate
to put the bones on.

I think we're facing
the same problem

that we've been
facing all season.

Translated by ororo.tv

We need plates
for the fish bones.

There's a
communication discrepancy

between the galley
and the interior.

And now it's served
to me in a fish form.

You have to have that fileted.

I know the bones.
I hate bones.

Just pass me the knife.
I'll do it in two seconds.

I am mortified.

Right now we need at
least half the crew

up on the sun deck to execute
this stupid ----ing plan.

I've never seen this on
a yacht in all of my years.

I tried to warn him.

This is a [bleep] up.

I'm even going
to spill it on you.

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

One last charter.

Did you take my...
No, you took my pillow!

I blew it again.

Bad.

I wanted to
recommend Ellie for a

promotion for a
sous chef position.

I'll throw a ----ing tantrum.

Last time I checked,
the boat was not called Daisy.

Don't bitch about me
behind my ----ing back.

Daisy, why don't you
just skedaddle.

Be careful, Ben.

[bleep] off,
you ----ing wanker.