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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:52,004 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 2 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,009 Soldiers, the oracles have spoken. 3 00:02:57,426 --> 00:03:03,097 With the new moon, we shall invade the island of Great Britain. 4 00:03:03,306 --> 00:03:05,350 Caesar! Caesar! 5 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:10,145 Soldiers, the eyes of the world are fixed on you. 6 00:03:10,354 --> 00:03:13,690 You are the glory of Rome! 7 00:03:13,982 --> 00:03:18,319 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 8 00:03:18,611 --> 00:03:20,571 This whole country, 9 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:25,367 even the smallest village, pays taxes to Caesar. 10 00:03:25,659 --> 00:03:29,787 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 11 00:03:29,996 --> 00:03:32,665 - You promised to tell him. - What? 12 00:03:32,874 --> 00:03:36,710 About the small Gaulish village that's still resisting us. 13 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:39,755 What does he care? He has other worries. 14 00:03:40,005 --> 00:03:42,883 Is that so? I'll tell him. 15 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:45,259 And I'll tell him you sell army rations 16 00:03:45,509 --> 00:03:48,637 to build yourself a palace in Rome. 17 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,140 - It's not true! - But I have proof! 18 00:03:52,641 --> 00:03:54,392 - Really? - Well? 19 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,604 You're even viler than me, Detritus! 20 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,523 You flatter me! 21 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:03,734 My speech makes you laugh, Detritus? 22 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,696 No, of course not Caesar. 23 00:04:08,155 --> 00:04:11,741 It's Trolleybus. He told me a Belgian joke. 24 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:12,700 Which one? 25 00:04:14,744 --> 00:04:15,745 Come here. 26 00:04:18,748 --> 00:04:19,373 I'm here. 27 00:04:21,499 --> 00:04:22,500 Look at me. 28 00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:25,003 In the eyes. 29 00:04:26,713 --> 00:04:29,215 You're hiding, something from me. 30 00:04:29,507 --> 00:04:31,550 Me, hide something from you? Caesar... 31 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:35,471 I swear by Trolleybus... 32 00:04:35,679 --> 00:04:37,806 And you know how I value his friendship. 33 00:04:38,015 --> 00:04:41,184 Throw him to the lions if I'm lying! 34 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:45,980 Soldiers! 35 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:48,773 Why can't we beat those Gauls? 36 00:04:48,982 --> 00:04:50,650 What's special about this village? 37 00:04:51,234 --> 00:04:55,030 From what I hear, it's an ordinary little village. 38 00:04:55,238 --> 00:04:57,948 like hundreds of others across Gaul. 39 00:05:04,246 --> 00:05:07,623 Hey guard! Open the gate. It's my cousin and his oxen. 40 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:10,793 Hi cousin! how's are you? 41 00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:26,557 Come closer! Take a good look! 42 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:29,226 Just look at my fish! Smell how fresh it is. 43 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:35,148 Just a minute! 44 00:05:35,398 --> 00:05:38,818 I'm coming. 45 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:47,409 Look! Isn't it magnificent? 46 00:05:47,701 --> 00:05:50,579 Bear in mind he's put on weight lately. 47 00:05:50,745 --> 00:05:53,289 Don't worry, I've reinforced it. 48 00:05:53,789 --> 00:05:55,291 Are you going to test it? Go on, then! 49 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:57,209 Yes! 50 00:05:59,086 --> 00:06:00,253 Up! 51 00:06:01,838 --> 00:06:05,133 - Well? - Long live Vercingétorix! 52 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:15,559 I would have liked to be an artist... 53 00:06:25,568 --> 00:06:27,527 Shut up, Bard! 54 00:06:32,032 --> 00:06:34,242 Your fish stinks! Keep it. 55 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,077 My fish stinks? Come and smell it! 56 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:39,872 - It stinks! - It stinks? 57 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,207 Come and smell it! 58 00:06:42,499 --> 00:06:45,168 Isn't it fresh? Doesn't it smell of the sea? 59 00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:48,129 - It's not fresh. - Yes, it is. 60 00:06:48,504 --> 00:06:50,381 - It's not. - It is. 61 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:52,842 - It's not fresh. - It is. 62 00:06:53,134 --> 00:06:55,844 - It's not fresh! - Yes, it is! 63 00:06:56,177 --> 00:06:58,555 - It's not fresh! - Yes it is fresh! 64 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:06,979 - It's not fresh! - It is fresh! 65 00:07:07,271 --> 00:07:08,439 It's not. 66 00:07:33,335 --> 00:07:37,673 - Geriatrix! - A fight! I'm coming. 67 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:41,384 Geriatrix! You're no longer 80, my love. 68 00:07:41,634 --> 00:07:43,136 Leave me alone. 69 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:46,014 Fresh or not... it's all gone! 70 00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:59,650 Think I'm a butterfly, Unhygienix? 71 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,486 Sorry, Getafix. Wrong target. 72 00:08:02,736 --> 00:08:04,572 - The eye! - It's not fresh? 73 00:08:05,114 --> 00:08:06,739 I keep telling you! 74 00:08:07,657 --> 00:08:11,286 A great danger threatens the village! 75 00:08:12,162 --> 00:08:15,956 It's written in it's eye. 76 00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:21,295 Look! It's a sign. Someone wishes us ill. 77 00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:24,380 An evil spirit! It's close, I can feel it's presence. 78 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,926 May the gods help us! 79 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:31,095 Open the gates. 80 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,605 Tell me everything, Caius Bonus. 81 00:08:44,231 --> 00:08:47,317 They have a secret weapon, a magic potion. 82 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:50,654 Magic potion? Are you kidding me? 83 00:08:50,904 --> 00:08:52,029 I wouldn't dare, Governor. 84 00:08:52,572 --> 00:08:55,867 Their druid prepares it. It makes them invincible. 85 00:08:56,242 --> 00:08:57,159 Invincible? 86 00:08:57,702 --> 00:09:00,037 He inherited the secret from his ancestors. 87 00:09:00,829 --> 00:09:01,746 By Jupiter! 88 00:09:02,664 --> 00:09:08,712 If someone got hold of this secret, he would become master of the world. 89 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:11,380 That's why I didn't tell anyone. 90 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,841 Imagine if the other villages... 91 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:18,803 You did right. Master of the the world! 92 00:09:21,973 --> 00:09:24,684 How long does its effect last? 93 00:09:24,892 --> 00:09:26,102 About 10 minutes. 94 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:29,396 Then they have to ask the druid for more. 95 00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:32,858 We must cut them off from their supply. 96 00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,651 Take all the men you need. 97 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:36,777 I would, but there's a hitch. 98 00:09:36,986 --> 00:09:39,113 - A huge one! - A colossal Gaul. 99 00:09:39,488 --> 00:09:42,575 He needs no resupplying. 100 00:09:43,075 --> 00:09:45,702 He fell into the potion as a kid. 101 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,704 Set him a trap. 102 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,248 My engineer Hypothenus will build it. 103 00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:54,252 It won't be easy. He has a very clever friend. 104 00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:57,879 Don't worry. Hypothenus is a real genius. 105 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:03,801 It's going to rain. The sky's coming down. 106 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:07,346 Any lower and it'll touch the tip of your menhir. 107 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:08,264 You believe that? 108 00:10:08,430 --> 00:10:11,433 Yes and then the sky may fall on our heads. 109 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:16,437 Don't say that! It's my only fear. 110 00:10:16,604 --> 00:10:19,274 Still, it won't have far to fall. 111 00:10:20,942 --> 00:10:23,235 - Stop it! - I was just kidding. 112 00:10:23,902 --> 00:10:25,862 - Not funny. - Relax, I was just kidding. 113 00:10:26,613 --> 00:10:28,991 You never know. I'd rather not take risks. 114 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,710 Go, we go. 115 00:10:45,171 --> 00:10:49,216 R.I.P. Astérix and Obélix. 116 00:10:49,424 --> 00:10:51,760 Do I add "ha, ha"? Lions love intellectuals. 117 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:54,513 They're more tender than centurions. 118 00:10:54,847 --> 00:10:57,140 If the Romans could see you! 119 00:10:57,349 --> 00:11:00,977 I haven't seen any for 15 days. Not an ambush, nothing. 120 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,272 You're too rough. You humiliate them. 121 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:05,982 - I do? - Think. 122 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:09,985 They conquered the world, everyone fears them. 123 00:11:10,318 --> 00:11:12,237 And some fat guy beats them up! 124 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:13,488 What fat guy? 125 00:11:13,697 --> 00:11:15,989 Who do you mean? 126 00:11:16,198 --> 00:11:19,284 I meant a great athlete called Obaélix. 127 00:11:20,202 --> 00:11:21,203 I see. 128 00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:22,746 They're coming. 129 00:11:43,889 --> 00:11:47,768 Why must we rest? I'm not tired. 130 00:11:48,143 --> 00:11:50,229 - It's a tombstone. - Are we dead? 131 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,523 We'd better run. 132 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,282 The sky's falling on our heads! 133 00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:15,459 Finally! Squashed like cockroaches. 134 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:20,797 I've waited six months! Six months of humilations and beatings! 135 00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:23,341 Not a bad idea, hey? 136 00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:25,218 I'll triple your pay! 137 00:12:25,426 --> 00:12:27,136 Lucky the fat guy was here. 138 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:31,139 Eat your entrails, indomitable Gauls! 139 00:12:34,393 --> 00:12:39,063 Nol! This can't be. 140 00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:43,984 Impossible! By Pluto, this is a nightmare! 141 00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:45,027 Come on! 142 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:50,698 - Give me a hand. - Just a second. 143 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:54,202 Lucky I filled my flask with magic potion. 144 00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:55,369 - Give me some. - No. 145 00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:57,454 You fell into it as a kid. 146 00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:04,752 It's good. 147 00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:10,925 Do something. Soldiers, on the rock! 148 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:31,943 Caius Bonus! It's my pal Caius Bonus. 149 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:36,322 What, you don't want to play with your pals? 150 00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:41,034 Silly-billy! What would you do without us? 151 00:13:42,118 --> 00:13:43,620 - What a lovely voice. - True, he sings very well. 152 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,497 Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie... 153 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,044 It's not my fault. I had orders. 154 00:13:52,336 --> 00:13:54,254 Haven't we had fun together? 155 00:13:54,421 --> 00:13:56,965 All those greast biffs! 156 00:13:57,466 --> 00:14:00,468 Yes, but he hits too hard. My men can't take it any more. 157 00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:02,261 He'll go easy. 158 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:04,097 I'll try my best. 159 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:06,557 Listen, tell your men to prepare for a good stoush next week. 160 00:14:06,766 --> 00:14:08,975 Yes, yes, yes! 161 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:18,859 So what did Caius Bonus, a cowardly but inventive man, 162 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:23,781 come up with? 163 00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:26,908 He threw a mountain at us! They rolled a huge rock 164 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,536 and this time we really thought the sky had fallen on our heads. 165 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:31,746 Hey, Obélix. 166 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,873 Stop pigging yourself. 167 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,126 It's only my third boar. 168 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:42,255 It's only his third! Will you eat another three? 169 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,382 No, only two more. Tonight I'm eating light. 170 00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:49,220 - Aren't you fat enough? - Not fat, just well padded. 171 00:15:01,855 --> 00:15:03,690 - Who's she? - Don't you know? 172 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:05,484 It's Falbala. 173 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,654 Little Falbala? The daughter of... 174 00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:11,197 But she was that tall. 175 00:15:11,614 --> 00:15:14,325 She studied eight years in Lutetia 176 00:15:14,742 --> 00:15:17,078 - She's changed. - She's added a few centimetres. 177 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:20,205 And a few kilos... It suits her. 178 00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:22,207 Obélix! 179 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:26,628 - She recognized you! - Hold him. Oh, Falbala! 180 00:15:28,754 --> 00:15:32,299 My dear Obélix, I'm so happy to see you. 181 00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:36,470 You've changed so much. I didn't recognize you. 182 00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:40,181 You haven't changed at all, except for a few extra kilos. 183 00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:42,642 He's just well padded. 184 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:46,436 That's right, well padded. 185 00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,943 - Falbala!l - Well padded! 186 00:15:57,571 --> 00:16:02,076 Smells delicious. I'm going to eat your boar. 187 00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:05,661 I'm not deaf! I don't care. Go ahead, eat it. 188 00:16:05,953 --> 00:16:09,749 You've never refused boar. Are you sick? 189 00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:14,961 No, I'm fine. Why? What a beautiful night! 190 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,047 Can you smell how fragrant the air is? 191 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:22,176 The moon is full. I hadn't noticed. 192 00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:25,638 Did that little flirt do this to you? 193 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:28,974 - What little flirt? - Falbald, of course. 194 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,518 Don't you dare speak ill of Falbala! 195 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,271 All right, let go of me. You're strangling me. 196 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,066 I'm sorry. 197 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:42,652 Falbala is not a flirt. Falbald is... Falbala. 198 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,333 Is it for Falbala? 199 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,752 To wear around her neck on a big chain? 200 00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:03,254 It's an engagement menhir. 201 00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,715 - You want her to marry you? - Yes. 202 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,800 You're nuts. She's not for you. 203 00:17:09,384 --> 00:17:10,302 Why not? 204 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:14,014 You're not a good match. Physically, I mean. 205 00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:16,307 You don't understand women. 206 00:17:16,515 --> 00:17:20,561 They don't care about physique. 207 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:24,523 They care about the soul. Look who's coming. 208 00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:35,324 - Is he her brother? - Her brother? 209 00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:37,910 Yes. Look, he's kissing her. 210 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,914 That's not how brothers and sisters Kiss. 211 00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:43,831 Her cousin, then. 212 00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:47,752 Can't you see he's her boyfriend? 213 00:17:48,419 --> 00:17:50,463 Let's go. You'll have to ask her to marry you some other time. 214 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,174 - Her boyfriend? - Yes. 215 00:17:54,382 --> 00:17:57,635 - He's so skinny. - Yes... so skinny. 216 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:01,472 Let's eat. 217 00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:07,186 Open the gates for tax collector Malosinus! 218 00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:10,855 He'll be staying the night at camp. 219 00:18:11,063 --> 00:18:11,898 Open up. 220 00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:44,469 That's it for today. 221 00:18:44,677 --> 00:18:47,262 I want you all here tomorrow at dawn. 222 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,600 Hey you! We don't pay for overtime. 223 00:18:51,808 --> 00:18:55,395 I like to finish what I've started. Makes me sleep better. 224 00:18:58,314 --> 00:18:59,732 Close the gates. 225 00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:07,155 There's plenty more in the chest you saw earlier. 226 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,617 So? 227 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,827 It's not our chest. 228 00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,204 Tomorrow it will be. 229 00:19:18,832 --> 00:19:21,752 By Toutatis, the gods are angry tonight. 230 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,793 So am I. 231 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:26,422 So don't make a mess or I'll deal with you. 232 00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:31,051 No. I said no. 233 00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:35,472 - Are you losing your appetite? - I'm dieting. 234 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,390 - Dieting? You? - Yes. 235 00:19:38,141 --> 00:19:40,435 Yes. You were right. I'm a touch overweight. 236 00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:54,155 Who's there? Who are you? 237 00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:59,534 The soothsayer Prélix with my assistants Alambix and Anorésix. 238 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:09,918 Come in. 239 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:14,006 A soothsayer and his assistants are seeking shelter. 240 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,884 A soothsayer? Good timing. Show him in. 241 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,178 Some parasitic charlatan. 242 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,471 Don't be so suspicious. 243 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,807 I have a couple of questions for him. 244 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,521 Welcome to our village. 245 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,607 I knew we would be welcomed. 246 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,774 What do you read the future in? 247 00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:38,360 Hot soup and warm beer. 248 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:39,445 How original! 249 00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:41,530 You've come to the right place. 250 00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:50,955 Well? Do you see anything? 251 00:20:58,503 --> 00:21:00,255 I see a treasure. 252 00:21:03,257 --> 00:21:05,384 A huge treasure in your village. 253 00:21:05,593 --> 00:21:07,636 Refill our friend's plate. 254 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:11,389 I see lots of Romans around the treasure. 255 00:21:11,597 --> 00:21:13,474 The Romans are mine! 256 00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:16,519 - You'll take the treasure. - Brilliant! 257 00:21:16,728 --> 00:21:18,229 Carry on. 258 00:21:18,396 --> 00:21:20,439 We can have a ball in Lutetia. 259 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,524 I know a great restaurant! 260 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,652 I don't see anything. 261 00:21:26,361 --> 00:21:28,405 Someone's giving out bad vibes. 262 00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:31,907 My decoder can't. The image has gone. 263 00:21:33,242 --> 00:21:35,911 - Astérix, get out. - Why? 264 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,788 Out! That's an order. 265 00:21:45,128 --> 00:21:48,839 - It's coming back! - So? 266 00:21:49,047 --> 00:21:51,341 With this treasure you'll raise an army 267 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,427 and kick the Romans out of Gaul! 268 00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:55,512 Did you hear, Impedimenta? 269 00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:58,639 I'm the new Vercingétorix! 270 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:03,102 Sure, since you're on your feet, go fetch some firewood. 271 00:22:07,564 --> 00:22:10,108 My friend is in love with a girl... 272 00:22:10,358 --> 00:22:12,193 You want to know if she'll marry him? 273 00:22:12,861 --> 00:22:14,194 How did you guess? 274 00:22:16,405 --> 00:22:19,491 - I'm a soothsayer, aren't I? - True. 275 00:22:22,286 --> 00:22:23,327 Astérix! 276 00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:29,667 The seer said... 277 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:32,877 - That you will marry Falbala. - You're a seer too? 278 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:36,006 No, but I know a fraud. 279 00:22:36,214 --> 00:22:38,883 He's not a fraud. He saw that Falbala loves me! 280 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,677 Falbala will marry Tragicdmix. 281 00:22:41,885 --> 00:22:44,972 Falbala loves me. She just doesn't know it yet. 282 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,641 - Why not tell her? - Love is a delicate thing. 283 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,643 It's like a flower. 284 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:53,646 It needs time to grow, to blossom... 285 00:22:53,896 --> 00:22:54,522 Sure. 286 00:22:54,730 --> 00:22:58,526 You don't understand. You never understand a thing! 287 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:01,111 He's getting on my nerves! 288 00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:04,322 You're getting on my nerves, Obélix! 289 00:23:35,058 --> 00:23:38,143 Romans... Romans, Normans... 290 00:23:38,352 --> 00:23:42,565 Romans! The Romans are coming! 291 00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:47,068 Romans 292 00:23:55,117 --> 00:23:57,703 Druid, prepare the magic potion. 293 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,871 The Romans are coming! 294 00:24:00,122 --> 00:24:03,165 - Leave them to me! - You're so selfish! 295 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,544 I've still got some. 296 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,977 I beg you, don't enter this village! 297 00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:27,145 It's pure madness. 298 00:24:27,354 --> 00:24:29,397 Watch it, Centurion. 299 00:24:29,647 --> 00:24:32,650 Do you know who I am? I'm provincial treasurer. 300 00:24:32,817 --> 00:24:34,735 I collect Caesar's taxes. 301 00:24:34,902 --> 00:24:38,155 These Gauls have a magic potion which makes them invincible. 302 00:24:38,863 --> 00:24:40,615 They'll massacre you. 303 00:24:40,865 --> 00:24:42,951 Stop raving. Out of my way! 304 00:24:54,545 --> 00:24:57,797 Welcome, Romans! Thank you, Gaul. 305 00:24:58,214 --> 00:25:00,842 I've come to collect Caesar's tax. 306 00:25:01,175 --> 00:25:03,469 Rest assured, the money will be 307 00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:05,263 well spent on building roads 308 00:25:05,512 --> 00:25:08,306 and maintaining an army to defend you. 309 00:25:08,515 --> 00:25:10,308 - Plus social benefits. - Of course. 310 00:25:10,517 --> 00:25:14,478 It's the least we can do. 311 00:25:14,895 --> 00:25:20,150 He greatly honours us by accepting our modest contribution. 312 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:24,654 Astérix, Obélix, please bring Caesar's tax. 313 00:25:29,909 --> 00:25:31,160 What's this? 314 00:25:31,369 --> 00:25:34,913 These are the things Roman soldiers leave behind 315 00:25:35,122 --> 00:25:37,249 every time we meet them! 316 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,377 They run faster without them. 317 00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:45,506 They should fetch a fair price as scrap metal! 318 00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:48,634 Or a curios. 319 00:25:48,842 --> 00:25:51,594 Look at this helmet. It would make a nice oil lamp. 320 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:56,975 And this armor would make a nice waffle iron! 321 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,104 Raze this village! 322 00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:12,248 My treasure! My treasure! 323 00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:16,044 He never called me that. Even when we were engaged. 324 00:27:16,252 --> 00:27:18,546 By Toutatis, you're the most 325 00:27:18,755 --> 00:27:21,674 extraordinary of soothsayers. 326 00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:24,885 What will happen now? Tell me! 327 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:27,262 I'm no oracle, but I can tell you. 328 00:27:28,055 --> 00:27:30,473 If we don't return it to Caesar, 329 00:27:30,681 --> 00:27:32,558 he'll be here with his legions. 330 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,560 Let him come. 331 00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:37,480 With this money, I'll raise an army. 332 00:27:37,688 --> 00:27:40,524 I'll face him and I'll defeat him! 333 00:27:40,732 --> 00:27:43,902 And I say this gold will bring misfortune to the village! 334 00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:46,780 Then let's vote. 335 00:27:47,155 --> 00:27:49,907 Those who want to keep it, move to my right. 336 00:27:55,287 --> 00:27:57,830 Those who want to return it, move to the left. 337 00:28:02,752 --> 00:28:07,214 I want to keep the money and my friend, so I abstain. 338 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:13,136 The result of the vote says... We keep the treasure! 339 00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:15,387 Yes! Well! Well! 340 00:28:22,353 --> 00:28:23,771 You called for me, Caesar? 341 00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,897 The tax money was stolen. 342 00:28:26,189 --> 00:28:29,025 What? You dared to... You slimy... 343 00:28:29,234 --> 00:28:31,277 No! It wasn't Malosinus. 344 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:34,488 He was ambushed by the Gauls. 345 00:28:34,696 --> 00:28:36,156 And you're still alive! 346 00:28:36,531 --> 00:28:40,077 You didn't defend Caesar's money to the death! 347 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:41,078 Unfortunate! 348 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:44,830 They were from the village that has been resisting us for months. 349 00:28:45,081 --> 00:28:47,333 Did you know? 350 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:50,461 Did you? I'm talking to you! 351 00:28:50,711 --> 00:28:53,963 It's to me, Detritus, that Caesar is speaking. 352 00:28:57,467 --> 00:29:01,845 This village, or rather hamlet... 353 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,515 Why didn't you tell me? 354 00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:09,060 I didn't want to bother Caesar 355 00:29:09,268 --> 00:29:11,312 with a trifling matter. 356 00:29:13,689 --> 00:29:17,818 A trifling matter? A trifling matter! 357 00:29:18,693 --> 00:29:20,779 They revolt against Caesar, 358 00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:23,323 They resist Roman legions! 359 00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:26,701 Not only do they not pay their dues, 360 00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:28,952 but they steal my taxes, 361 00:29:29,286 --> 00:29:31,038 and this a trifling matter? 362 00:29:31,246 --> 00:29:33,957 You're right. It's a serious matter! 363 00:29:34,124 --> 00:29:37,084 Let's throw Malosinus to the lions. 364 00:29:37,251 --> 00:29:41,547 Summon my escort. I'm going to Petitb6num. 365 00:29:42,256 --> 00:29:44,342 What do we do with Malosinus? 366 00:29:44,717 --> 00:29:47,469 If this matter isn't settled before the new moon, 367 00:29:48,345 --> 00:29:50,847 you'll be thrown to the lions. 368 00:29:57,144 --> 00:29:59,480 Caesar is coming! Caesar is coming! 369 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:05,610 Out of the way! Tidy up! Everyone in uniform, quick! 370 00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:26,837 - What are their numbers? - About 50. 371 00:30:27,087 --> 00:30:31,174 - And ours? - Only 500, noble Caesar. 372 00:30:31,382 --> 00:30:33,176 - Ony 5007? - Yes. 373 00:30:33,384 --> 00:30:36,554 Tell me, Centurion, are you pulling my leg? 374 00:30:36,763 --> 00:30:38,723 And mine too? 375 00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:44,311 Me? Let me explain, if I may... 376 00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:47,939 No explanations! Attack the village! Now! 377 00:31:06,496 --> 00:31:10,792 Obélix, you will be the commander of my personal guard. 378 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:13,378 At your command, Vitalstatistix. 379 00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:16,339 I name Cacofonix 380 00:31:16,547 --> 00:31:18,507 Minister for Culture. 381 00:31:22,053 --> 00:31:24,096 Quiet! Quiet! 382 00:31:24,304 --> 00:31:25,805 What about me? 383 00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:27,891 You get Veterans' Affairs. 384 00:31:28,141 --> 00:31:30,185 Why Veterans' Affairs? 385 00:31:30,393 --> 00:31:32,437 I want the War Ministry! 386 00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:45,823 This is for the Gauls. So they can recognize me. 387 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:48,743 Tortoise formation! 388 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:57,959 The ministry for Supplies goes to Unhygienix. 389 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,879 What supplies? His fish stinks! 390 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:07,885 What about Astérix? 391 00:32:09,635 --> 00:32:10,845 I forgot him. 392 00:32:11,053 --> 00:32:13,431 He gets National Negativity, 393 00:32:13,639 --> 00:32:17,435 Systematic Denigration and Ambient Pessimism. 394 00:32:17,643 --> 00:32:20,103 That should do him. Very good. 395 00:32:22,856 --> 00:32:24,191 Astérix, what are you doing? 396 00:32:24,399 --> 00:32:26,276 Rendering this unto Caesar. 397 00:32:26,484 --> 00:32:28,068 He must have drunk some potion. 398 00:32:28,235 --> 00:32:31,196 Obélix, bring back the treasure. 399 00:32:34,658 --> 00:32:35,576 What's this? 400 00:32:35,868 --> 00:32:37,285 Are you nuts, Astérix? 401 00:32:39,037 --> 00:32:40,121 Mock me? 402 00:32:40,455 --> 00:32:42,457 Astérix, you're... Chief! 403 00:32:42,665 --> 00:32:44,542 Help him! 404 00:32:47,794 --> 00:32:48,545 Attack! 405 00:32:48,837 --> 00:32:51,840 Tortoise, forward march! 406 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,805 Help, Gauls! The Romans are attacking. 407 00:33:06,144 --> 00:33:08,188 Everybody drink some potion! 408 00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:10,523 By Toutatis! 409 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:25,286 Attack! Attack! 410 00:34:04,529 --> 00:34:07,239 Tortoise! Charge! 411 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,261 Out! 412 00:34:34,221 --> 00:34:35,848 Get down! 413 00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:40,185 Go and fight! Close the gates. 414 00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:48,276 - There. - No, there. Caius Bonus... 415 00:34:48,484 --> 00:34:51,820 Attack! Or I'll throw you to the lions. 416 00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:57,367 - Anybody home? - Answer when asked! 417 00:35:26,601 --> 00:35:28,644 - These Gauls are savages. - Savages! 418 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:35,776 But they have a sense of rhythm. 419 00:35:39,446 --> 00:35:41,489 Leave one for me! 420 00:35:42,949 --> 00:35:45,243 It's bad for your heart, darling. 421 00:35:45,451 --> 00:35:47,494 Please listen to me. 422 00:35:47,744 --> 00:35:48,829 Lay off! 423 00:35:50,247 --> 00:35:52,541 Have fun, gramps! 424 00:35:54,334 --> 00:35:56,460 - You'll get hurt. - He's minel 425 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,098 He's still agile. 426 00:36:15,894 --> 00:36:16,895 They've damaged him! 427 00:36:20,357 --> 00:36:22,108 My poor baby! 428 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:27,029 - He's too old for the potion. - I forgot to take any. 429 00:36:28,489 --> 00:36:29,740 He's definitely too old. 430 00:36:37,247 --> 00:36:40,332 - Hey Romans! - Look! Bonus! 431 00:36:43,794 --> 00:36:46,755 Surrender, Gaul, and I'll spare your life. 432 00:36:47,047 --> 00:36:47,756 Sure. 433 00:36:56,556 --> 00:36:59,266 Look, Astérix! Up there. 434 00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:08,649 A whole bunch of fresh ones. 435 00:37:08,858 --> 00:37:11,110 Let's get them. 436 00:37:11,986 --> 00:37:13,612 Come on, Romans! 437 00:37:14,697 --> 00:37:17,448 - I've seen that face before. - Me too. 438 00:37:21,577 --> 00:37:25,872 Hey, you up there with the leaves on his head! 439 00:37:26,081 --> 00:37:28,125 - Me? - Yes, turn around. 440 00:37:32,254 --> 00:37:34,547 Impudent barbarians. 441 00:37:34,755 --> 00:37:36,382 - Savages. - Julius? 442 00:37:36,632 --> 00:37:38,717 You're right, it's Caesar. 443 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:40,302 Good old Julius! 444 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:45,139 Where's your army? Let's have some fun. 445 00:37:45,348 --> 00:37:48,434 Enough! He'll end up sending his army. 446 00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:49,936 Good. 447 00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:55,315 Oh, he's leaving. Wait Julius! Let's have some fun. 448 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,610 You have offended him. 449 00:38:10,995 --> 00:38:13,665 Untie me. I've composed a new song. 450 00:38:14,124 --> 00:38:17,127 Prélix, when I've freed Gaul, 451 00:38:17,377 --> 00:38:20,087 I'll make you prefect of all the provinces. 452 00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:23,215 - I know. - Of course! Silly me. 453 00:38:23,465 --> 00:38:28,053 Let's drink to the greatest of soothsayers. 454 00:38:28,261 --> 00:38:29,554 To our friend Prolix... 455 00:38:35,142 --> 00:38:36,644 Stop sulking. 456 00:38:36,811 --> 00:38:39,354 I refuse to toast that viper. 457 00:38:39,562 --> 00:38:42,857 Now, Soothsayer, let's discuss my future. 458 00:38:44,192 --> 00:38:49,613 I see you surrounded by Romans. I see you triumphant. I see you in Rome! 459 00:38:49,863 --> 00:38:54,827 Rome? What am I doing in Rome? Speak, quick. 460 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,911 What do you think? 461 00:38:59,205 --> 00:39:02,375 The pictures fading. Negative vibes. 462 00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:05,669 All right, I get it. The bad vibes will take a stroll. 463 00:39:05,919 --> 00:39:12,154 No! You two, come here. I order you to make up. 464 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:15,678 - I don't mind. - Did you hear what I said? 465 00:39:15,886 --> 00:39:17,054 I'm not deaf. 466 00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:20,724 - Not good enough. Kiss. - No way! 467 00:39:21,016 --> 00:39:22,268 Do it! 468 00:39:25,895 --> 00:39:27,230 We do it four times. 469 00:39:28,147 --> 00:39:31,650 - It tickles! - That's much better. Much better. 470 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,444 In our custom, we must also 471 00:39:34,694 --> 00:39:36,279 share the omelette of friendship. 472 00:39:36,488 --> 00:39:39,157 Splendid custom. Impedimenta! Eggs. 473 00:39:40,574 --> 00:39:42,535 Do you like mushrooms? 474 00:39:42,785 --> 00:39:44,453 If they're not poisonous. 475 00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:46,705 Fear not, I'll have some too. 476 00:39:46,956 --> 00:39:49,041 When we've eaten the omelette, 477 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,625 I'll tell you your future. 478 00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:57,882 Go ahead. 479 00:40:08,099 --> 00:40:09,183 They're good. 480 00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:12,228 I love them. 481 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,775 Obélix! Do Caesar on his horse again. 482 00:40:19,526 --> 00:40:22,070 I've done it 20 times! 483 00:40:23,404 --> 00:40:24,739 Please! 484 00:40:25,406 --> 00:40:27,115 Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar! 485 00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:29,701 - I'm full. - No, we must finish it. 486 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,620 It's the custom. 487 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:41,420 There. Now, we're real friends. 488 00:40:43,381 --> 00:40:46,132 - Are you alright? - I'm hot. 489 00:40:46,424 --> 00:40:47,842 The warmth of friendship. 490 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:54,306 Look me in the eyes, Astérix, and listen to me. 491 00:40:55,974 --> 00:40:58,018 I'm listening. 492 00:40:58,602 --> 00:41:02,355 Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. Repeat. 493 00:41:02,688 --> 00:41:04,649 Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. 494 00:41:05,024 --> 00:41:06,317 I will destroy him. 495 00:41:07,527 --> 00:41:09,070 I will destroy him. 496 00:41:11,488 --> 00:41:14,574 Obélix! Do it for me, please. 497 00:41:15,867 --> 00:41:17,035 Come on. 498 00:41:30,546 --> 00:41:34,175 Julius looked splendid on his white horse, 499 00:41:34,384 --> 00:41:38,762 surrounded by his escort. We looked at each other. 500 00:41:39,429 --> 00:41:42,599 I said "By Toutatis, I've seen that face before." 501 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,102 I take a coin and look at it. 502 00:41:47,686 --> 00:41:51,023 He was upside down. On the coin, I mean. 503 00:41:51,232 --> 00:41:55,528 See? Caesar came here to mock you. 504 00:41:56,527 --> 00:41:59,238 Among your own people. It's intolerable! 505 00:41:59,489 --> 00:42:01,199 It's intolerable! 506 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:04,077 You must destroy him. 507 00:42:04,619 --> 00:42:07,287 I must destroy him. 508 00:42:07,579 --> 00:42:11,333 I bet he wasn't told I was actually going easy on them. 509 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:15,544 - Get off your horse, Caesar. - Look a Gaul. 510 00:42:21,842 --> 00:42:24,928 You'll pay for all the harm you've done to Gaul! 511 00:42:26,346 --> 00:42:28,973 Impudent barbarian! 512 00:42:29,224 --> 00:42:31,184 Wait, I'll bring you down. 513 00:42:35,812 --> 00:42:37,981 - What's with him? - Don't know. 514 00:42:38,148 --> 00:42:40,192 He's acting weird. 515 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:50,367 Cop this, Caesar! 516 00:42:51,451 --> 00:42:52,702 Stop this. 517 00:42:52,911 --> 00:42:57,332 I'm not Caesar. Can't you see? I'm Obélix, your friend. 518 00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:01,502 Die, Caesar! 519 00:43:03,253 --> 00:43:04,713 Go easy on him. 520 00:43:10,301 --> 00:43:13,471 We need some magic potion. He's gone mad. 521 00:43:13,721 --> 00:43:16,766 We can't use the magic potion against each other! 522 00:43:17,807 --> 00:43:19,893 Only the druid can help. I'll fetch him. 523 00:43:20,477 --> 00:43:24,147 You're fleeing, Caesar. You're a coward! 524 00:43:42,872 --> 00:43:45,707 Do something Druid. Astérix has gone mad. 525 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,375 Indeed. 526 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,506 Meet your end, Caesar! 527 00:44:05,141 --> 00:44:06,059 Careful! 528 00:44:13,815 --> 00:44:15,150 Vercingétorix! 529 00:44:16,151 --> 00:44:19,071 - Wake up. - You're avenged! 530 00:44:19,279 --> 00:44:22,907 - It's me, Obélix. - Caesar is begging for mercy! 531 00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:25,659 Fulliautomatix, get Cacofonix. 532 00:44:25,910 --> 00:44:27,578 This calls for special treatment. 533 00:44:29,913 --> 00:44:31,080 You're needed. 534 00:44:31,998 --> 00:44:32,999 Yes. 535 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,544 Come on, play something. 536 00:44:36,753 --> 00:44:39,588 - What do you want? - To sing you a song. 537 00:44:40,505 --> 00:44:41,506 Poor Astérix! 538 00:44:41,715 --> 00:44:44,092 It's brutal, but it might work. 539 00:44:55,853 --> 00:44:59,230 Stop it Cacofonix. Shut him up, Vitalstatistix. 540 00:44:59,481 --> 00:45:02,567 What's this Obélix? Why am I tied up? 541 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,569 He's cured! He recognized me. 542 00:45:04,819 --> 00:45:08,322 You scared us. You took me for Caesar. 543 00:45:08,530 --> 00:45:10,407 - Caesar? - Don't you remember? 544 00:45:10,657 --> 00:45:13,118 No... Wait, 545 00:45:13,327 --> 00:45:15,912 I remember Prélix and his mushroom omelette. 546 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,707 He gave him hallucinogenic mushrooms. 547 00:45:19,957 --> 00:45:22,043 Where is he? 548 00:45:22,293 --> 00:45:24,336 That viper must have stolen the treasure! 549 00:45:25,086 --> 00:45:25,712 The treasure! 550 00:45:25,962 --> 00:45:28,506 I warned you! 551 00:45:28,715 --> 00:45:31,885 Good riddance. Now we'll have some peace. 552 00:45:32,259 --> 00:45:34,678 Bye-bye, treasure! Bye-bye, Caesar! 553 00:45:36,597 --> 00:45:40,100 I'll find a way to subdue this Gaulish village. 554 00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:42,310 - I'm listening. - I'm thinking. 555 00:45:42,518 --> 00:45:44,353 You're taking too long. 556 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,647 It's almost there. 557 00:45:47,815 --> 00:45:49,150 I will help you. 558 00:45:51,443 --> 00:45:53,236 Mama mia! A lion! 559 00:45:53,528 --> 00:45:56,656 Hurry or you'll be his next meal. 560 00:45:56,865 --> 00:46:01,076 Got it! We must neutralize the Druid. 561 00:46:01,452 --> 00:46:04,913 Then he won't be able to prepare the magic potion. 562 00:46:05,789 --> 00:46:06,999 And how do we do that? 563 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:11,169 In 2 days, all the region's druids 564 00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:15,131 will gather in their sacred forest. It's the perfect time to act. 565 00:46:15,631 --> 00:46:18,925 But I promised the druids no Roman would 566 00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:20,719 enter their sacred forest. 567 00:46:20,969 --> 00:46:24,514 What Caesar promises he can unpromise. 568 00:46:27,141 --> 00:46:30,186 I've prepared a whole pot. If anything happens 569 00:46:30,394 --> 00:46:32,521 that should be enough. 570 00:46:32,730 --> 00:46:35,024 I don't like you leaving the village. 571 00:46:36,274 --> 00:46:40,069 With Astérix and Obélix as escort, there's no risk. 572 00:46:40,403 --> 00:46:41,487 Let's go, Obélix. 573 00:46:53,622 --> 00:46:54,665 Come on, Dogmatix. 574 00:47:24,358 --> 00:47:26,902 The sacred forest starts here. 575 00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:32,240 Only druids can enter it. Wait for me here. 576 00:47:38,579 --> 00:47:43,000 Follow him. Any problems, race back to us. Go. 577 00:48:08,939 --> 00:48:14,069 I declare the 2000th Golden Sickle Ceremony open. 578 00:48:14,736 --> 00:48:19,198 As always, the Golden Sickle will go to the best among us. 579 00:48:19,449 --> 00:48:22,535 I summon Druid Plaintcontrix! 580 00:48:37,172 --> 00:48:42,677 My potion gives superhuman strength to those who drink it. 581 00:48:42,885 --> 00:48:48,391 For about 10 minutes they're nearly invincible. 582 00:48:49,726 --> 00:48:51,977 You'll see. I'll choose someone... 583 00:48:53,311 --> 00:48:56,732 At random... You! Yes, you. Come on. 584 00:48:57,482 --> 00:48:58,734 Come here. 585 00:49:03,237 --> 00:49:05,531 Drink. Slowly. 586 00:49:22,504 --> 00:49:25,299 If what you say is true, with your magic potion 587 00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:29,510 we could kick the Romans out of Gaull! 588 00:49:31,429 --> 00:49:33,431 No! My master Mathusalix 589 00:49:33,639 --> 00:49:36,975 gave me the secret of the potion on the condition 590 00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:40,812 we only use it for defense, and never to attack. 591 00:49:41,563 --> 00:49:45,149 You'll see why. See that rock? 592 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:54,699 You are going to lift it and hold it over your head. 593 00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:08,878 I trust we agree 594 00:50:09,129 --> 00:50:12,840 this Getafix should be awarded this year's Golden Sickle Award. 595 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:20,847 Now imagine for a second that this man was a vile, 596 00:50:21,055 --> 00:50:24,600 ambitious and unscrupulous type, or still worse, a Roman! 597 00:50:26,436 --> 00:50:30,147 But I am a Roman! 598 00:50:33,942 --> 00:50:34,943 Guard! 599 00:50:43,325 --> 00:50:44,118 Want some? 600 00:50:45,911 --> 00:50:48,121 You were more fun when you weren't dieting. 601 00:50:48,329 --> 00:50:51,165 Falbala won't marry you anyway. 602 00:50:51,374 --> 00:50:54,043 She loves Tragicdmix, not you. 603 00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:56,295 - You're jealous. - You're nuts. 604 00:50:56,504 --> 00:50:59,256 You'll meet someone one day 605 00:50:59,464 --> 00:51:02,467 understand what it means to love and be loved. 606 00:51:02,968 --> 00:51:04,469 Eat. 607 00:51:04,678 --> 00:51:06,554 You can't starve to death because of a girl. 608 00:51:07,638 --> 00:51:08,973 Just a bite, then. 609 00:51:10,224 --> 00:51:13,185 What is it, Dogmatix? Is Getafix in trouble? 610 00:51:14,395 --> 00:51:16,104 Forbidden or not, we must go. No time for eating. 611 00:51:16,312 --> 00:51:19,065 Hurry! 612 00:51:41,502 --> 00:51:42,419 Where is he? 613 00:51:44,754 --> 00:51:45,630 Getafix! Which one is him? 614 00:51:53,011 --> 00:51:53,971 Sacrilege! 615 00:51:54,179 --> 00:51:56,974 This forest is sacred, you've no right to be here. 616 00:51:57,140 --> 00:51:58,767 Where's Getafix? 617 00:51:59,017 --> 00:52:02,228 You've broken the taboo. Shame on youl! 618 00:52:02,436 --> 00:52:04,855 Tell us where Getafix is or we'll let you hang here. 619 00:52:07,191 --> 00:52:10,860 The Romans took him. We were betrayed. 620 00:52:11,653 --> 00:52:14,239 Look Dogmatix brought something. 621 00:52:14,698 --> 00:52:15,699 Give it to me. 622 00:52:16,449 --> 00:52:19,618 A piece of Getafix's robe. Seek boy! 623 00:52:19,827 --> 00:52:21,620 Dogmatix will pick up his scent. 624 00:52:24,373 --> 00:52:27,083 By Toutatis! Get me down, 625 00:52:27,291 --> 00:52:30,294 or I'll curse you for ten generations! 626 00:52:31,587 --> 00:52:34,048 - They're not our druids. - Don't be silly. 627 00:52:35,216 --> 00:52:37,259 All right, I'll do it. 628 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:52,356 No thank you? 629 00:53:00,947 --> 00:53:04,866 The Roma... 630 00:53:05,158 --> 00:53:09,496 The Romans! Romans everywhere. 631 00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:24,550 We still have a pot of magic potion. 632 00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:28,179 - Then what? - We'll see... 633 00:53:39,522 --> 00:53:41,774 You wanted Caesar's army, well, there it is. 634 00:53:44,026 --> 00:53:46,237 - Where are you going? - To free Getafix. 635 00:53:47,571 --> 00:53:48,571 Wait, let me think. 636 00:54:00,374 --> 00:54:01,166 Hey, youl 637 00:54:04,336 --> 00:54:05,254 Come here! 638 00:54:07,254 --> 00:54:08,464 Come back. 639 00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:14,637 Drop the bread. 640 00:54:16,388 --> 00:54:18,556 As a man of great intellience 641 00:54:18,765 --> 00:54:20,975 you must know why you're here. 642 00:54:21,184 --> 00:54:23,520 You want the magic potion formula. 643 00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:25,229 Why? 644 00:54:25,521 --> 00:54:29,149 I read ambition and deceit on your face. 645 00:54:29,358 --> 00:54:32,444 You want to overthrow Caesar and rule over Rome. 646 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:34,779 I'm like an open book to you. 647 00:54:35,738 --> 00:54:39,742 Now you must understand why you must give me the formula. 648 00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:41,577 I'd rather die. 649 00:54:43,703 --> 00:54:49,334 You? Die here? And take your secret to the grave. Never! 650 00:54:49,542 --> 00:54:51,919 No, Druid, you won't die. 651 00:54:52,169 --> 00:54:54,963 But, if you don't give me 652 00:54:55,214 --> 00:55:00,177 your magic potion formula, you'll regret ever being born. 653 00:55:01,344 --> 00:55:03,388 This machine was devised 654 00:55:03,596 --> 00:55:06,849 to cause unbearable pain. 655 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:08,518 It was my idea. 656 00:55:08,893 --> 00:55:12,437 I'll let you get acquainted. I'll be back shortly. 657 00:55:13,146 --> 00:55:15,816 Think well before giving me your answer. 658 00:55:24,823 --> 00:55:25,908 Here, put it on. 659 00:55:26,909 --> 00:55:29,285 All right, one more time. Who are you? 660 00:55:29,494 --> 00:55:33,831 Obelus, legionary second cohort, third maniple. 661 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,042 - And me? - Astérix, my best friend. 662 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,502 Are you doing it on purpose? 663 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,754 You're Astérix, a Gaulish spy. 664 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,672 - That's it? - No. 665 00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:45,425 You were trying to enter 666 00:55:45,633 --> 00:55:47,176 the camp to free your druid. 667 00:55:47,384 --> 00:55:48,844 and to who do you want to surrender? 668 00:55:49,553 --> 00:55:52,640 - And who will you deliver me to? - I don't know! I deliver menhirs, not friends. 669 00:55:52,848 --> 00:55:56,559 - To Caesar, idiot. - All right, to Caesar Idiot. 670 00:55:56,768 --> 00:55:58,561 Are they related? 671 00:55:58,770 --> 00:56:00,897 Is Caesar Idiot related to Caesar? 672 00:56:01,105 --> 00:56:04,024 You deliver me to Julius Caesar. 673 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:06,818 - The idiot is you. - I thought I was Obelus. 674 00:56:07,110 --> 00:56:10,030 He's driving me nuts. To reiterate. 675 00:56:10,238 --> 00:56:12,282 You're Obelus, all right? 676 00:56:12,615 --> 00:56:13,866 You deliver me to Julius Caesar. 677 00:56:14,867 --> 00:56:17,578 When I say "Obelus, by Toutatis, you're Obélix" 678 00:56:17,787 --> 00:56:19,747 you're Obélix again. 679 00:56:19,955 --> 00:56:23,666 When you say "Obelus, by Toutatis, you're Obélix" 680 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,878 I become Obélix again and not before. See? 681 00:56:27,087 --> 00:56:27,921 Got it. 682 00:56:28,129 --> 00:56:31,298 Then we capture Caesar and swap him for Getafix. 683 00:56:31,548 --> 00:56:32,633 Wait. 684 00:56:33,342 --> 00:56:35,928 I have to bash you a bit so you look like a prisoner. 685 00:56:36,136 --> 00:56:40,264 - So Falbala doesn't love me? - What's she got to do with it? 686 00:56:40,473 --> 00:56:41,140 Nothing. 687 00:56:44,477 --> 00:56:46,604 A gaulish spy! He's mine. 688 00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:50,690 - So does she love me? - She does. 689 00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:54,778 She adores you. You're the man of her dreams. 690 00:56:54,986 --> 00:56:56,780 The man of her dreams? That's better. 691 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:13,461 - What do you want? - To deliver this to Caesar. 692 00:57:13,711 --> 00:57:16,838 To Caesar? Are you kidding? Go sober up. 693 00:57:21,843 --> 00:57:25,512 Guards, to the rescue! 694 00:57:29,308 --> 00:57:31,518 Take me to Caesar. Special delivery. 695 00:57:33,936 --> 00:57:34,729 What's this? 696 00:57:34,979 --> 00:57:37,523 A Gaulish spy trying to sneak in. 697 00:57:37,732 --> 00:57:41,110 Claims he's the assistant to a druid called Getafix. 698 00:57:41,652 --> 00:57:43,945 You're the assistant to Getafix the druid? 699 00:57:44,196 --> 00:57:44,905 Yes. 700 00:57:45,572 --> 00:57:49,201 He claims he has important secrets to tell Caesar. 701 00:57:50,202 --> 00:57:51,203 Yes, yes. 702 00:57:56,832 --> 00:57:59,585 Old druid, you'll talk eventually. 703 00:57:59,793 --> 00:58:03,254 You can start when you want. 704 00:58:15,182 --> 00:58:16,016 Is that so? 705 00:58:22,855 --> 00:58:23,397 Over there. 706 00:58:28,318 --> 00:58:30,361 So you're Getafix's assistant? 707 00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:31,571 Yes. 708 00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:35,200 - Bravo! What's your name? - Legionary Obelus. 709 00:58:35,492 --> 00:58:38,493 Well, Obelus, I'm tripling your pay. 710 00:58:39,786 --> 00:58:41,121 I'm a bit hungry. 711 00:58:41,330 --> 00:58:44,291 Take him to the kitchen and give him anything he wants. 712 00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:53,174 Obelus! By Toutatis... 713 00:58:56,509 --> 00:59:01,473 Obelus! By Toutatis! 714 00:59:07,478 --> 00:59:09,772 Druid! Do you know this man? 715 00:59:10,105 --> 00:59:11,273 Not at all. 716 00:59:11,690 --> 00:59:14,901 No point lying, Getafix. He knows I'm your assistant 717 00:59:15,109 --> 00:59:17,278 and that I help you prepare the potion. 718 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,240 To the machine! 719 00:59:29,122 --> 00:59:30,123 Well? 720 00:59:38,213 --> 00:59:42,967 Obelus, by Toutatis, be Obélix again! 721 00:59:46,512 --> 00:59:49,848 Obelus, by Toutatis... 722 01:00:06,030 --> 01:00:07,822 A bit small, your boar cutlets. 723 01:00:08,197 --> 01:00:12,535 It's mutton. Boar is for savages. Want some chicken? 724 01:00:12,785 --> 01:00:16,330 - Yes. - How many? - 20. I'm on a diet. 725 01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:23,628 - Did somebody scream? - It's normal here. 726 01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:27,131 Dogmatix come here! What about your cutlet? 727 01:00:29,258 --> 01:00:31,302 Not the feet! 728 01:00:33,179 --> 01:00:35,013 It pulls! It pulls! 729 01:00:35,305 --> 01:00:38,308 This is the limit. If we continue, he may die. 730 01:00:38,975 --> 01:00:41,227 Gauls would rather die than surrender. 731 01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:46,064 - Do you agree? - In principle, yes. 732 01:00:46,398 --> 01:00:50,277 But in practice, we can be a bit more flexible. 733 01:00:53,112 --> 01:00:54,530 You asked for it. 734 01:00:59,827 --> 01:01:01,786 Yes, Dogmatix... 735 01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:04,831 Go fetch the fat guy. 736 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,000 Swap the Gaul for the dog. 737 01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:09,586 - You can't do that! - You can't do that! 738 01:01:09,836 --> 01:01:11,003 Just watch me. 739 01:01:15,466 --> 01:01:20,803 Stop! You win. I'll make you the magic potion. 740 01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,889 They'll raze the village! 741 01:01:23,139 --> 01:01:26,350 Don't worry, this bastard needs the potion 742 01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:29,019 to eliminate and supplant Caesar. 743 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:31,062 You've got it right, Druid. 744 01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:37,484 I don't care about your village. It's Rome I want! 745 01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:42,614 I, Detritus, want to rule over Rome! 746 01:01:42,906 --> 01:01:43,365 Dogma... 747 01:01:45,617 --> 01:01:47,660 Have you seen a little white dog with black spots? 748 01:01:48,119 --> 01:01:49,203 - No. - No! 749 01:01:50,913 --> 01:01:51,914 Dogmatix! 750 01:01:52,582 --> 01:01:54,709 No way! 751 01:01:57,711 --> 01:01:58,753 Olibrius! 752 01:02:00,297 --> 01:02:02,424 Arrest that traitor Detritus! 753 01:02:02,674 --> 01:02:05,134 - Give me 5 minutes. - I don't want to see him. 754 01:02:05,342 --> 01:02:08,429 Feed him to the lions. 755 01:02:08,929 --> 01:02:11,974 I can't stand traitors in the family. 756 01:02:12,182 --> 01:02:15,643 Brutus can confirm this. Eh? True, Brutus? 757 01:02:15,977 --> 01:02:17,812 Yes, it's true. You're right, Dad. 758 01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:40,207 Detritus, on Caesar's orders, you're under arrest. 759 01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:41,958 Help me, guards! 760 01:02:48,673 --> 01:02:49,548 Dogmatix! 761 01:02:53,385 --> 01:02:55,929 Ah, here you are. Where's my prisoner? 762 01:02:56,138 --> 01:02:58,098 This isn't the time. Move. 763 01:02:58,307 --> 01:03:02,893 I wasn't talking to you. Where's my prisoner? 764 01:03:03,102 --> 01:03:05,146 But I'm a prisoner too. 765 01:03:05,354 --> 01:03:07,481 Arrest him. He must be an accomplice. 766 01:03:15,864 --> 01:03:18,699 Soldier! You're just the man I need. 767 01:03:19,449 --> 01:03:21,743 I want you in my personal guard. 768 01:03:21,952 --> 01:03:23,996 First tell me where my prisoner is. 769 01:03:24,329 --> 01:03:27,039 Don't worry, he's fine where he is. 770 01:03:28,374 --> 01:03:34,171 If you help me capture Caesar, I'll make you my chief centurion. 771 01:03:35,588 --> 01:03:37,132 Capture Caesar? 772 01:03:38,633 --> 01:03:40,010 I have an idea. 773 01:03:40,593 --> 01:03:41,386 Guards! 774 01:03:50,769 --> 01:03:51,562 Caesar! 775 01:03:53,312 --> 01:03:56,482 In the name of the people of Rome, you're under arrest. 776 01:03:57,817 --> 01:04:00,903 To the dungeon! Guard him day and night. 777 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,865 Ticketdebdus, rally the troops. I'm going to make a speech. 778 01:04:06,783 --> 01:04:10,495 Soldiers! Our beloved leader, Julius Caesar, 779 01:04:10,995 --> 01:04:13,789 has fallen seriously ill. 780 01:04:15,249 --> 01:04:18,294 He has asked me, while he recovers, 781 01:04:18,502 --> 01:04:21,421 to take command of the army. 782 01:04:21,629 --> 01:04:25,341 Given the circumstances, I've doubled your pay. 783 01:04:25,717 --> 01:04:26,926 Well! 784 01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:30,887 I also want to announce the promotion 785 01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:35,934 of legionary Obelus to the rank of centurion 786 01:04:36,143 --> 01:04:39,603 in charge of my personal security. 787 01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:52,448 Finally, in order to please the gods 788 01:04:52,699 --> 01:04:55,493 so they speed up Caesar's recovery, 789 01:04:55,826 --> 01:04:58,453 games will be organized tonight and you're all invited! 790 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:05,501 Can I see my prisoner? 791 01:05:06,293 --> 01:05:08,337 Tonight at the games, Okay? 792 01:05:08,546 --> 01:05:10,131 Great! 793 01:05:14,259 --> 01:05:16,136 From here, no one's allowed in. 794 01:05:16,302 --> 01:05:17,554 You stay here. 795 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,518 No trespassing. 796 01:05:32,275 --> 01:05:33,651 Got everything you need? 797 01:05:35,069 --> 01:05:35,611 No. 798 01:05:37,154 --> 01:05:39,699 - What else do you want? - My assistant. 799 01:05:40,783 --> 01:05:42,826 I knew it. Here he is. 800 01:05:43,618 --> 01:05:46,996 I had to take a few precautions, you understand. 801 01:05:47,205 --> 01:05:50,833 I don't want your assistant to drink the potion before me. 802 01:06:36,331 --> 01:06:36,957 - Well? - Almost ready. 803 01:06:37,165 --> 01:06:41,419 I just have to say the magic formula. 804 01:06:41,962 --> 01:06:43,713 Then say it. 805 01:06:44,046 --> 01:06:46,090 My assistant must repeat it after me. 806 01:06:46,549 --> 01:06:48,509 Remove his gag. 807 01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:51,470 He's a bit too far away. 808 01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:18,744 What's he saying? 809 01:07:21,913 --> 01:07:24,999 By Toutatis, get ready to drink the potion. 810 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,961 If we fail, we're stuffed. 811 01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:30,045 Yes, you should take it now! 812 01:07:31,296 --> 01:07:33,340 It's hot! 813 01:07:54,234 --> 01:07:56,360 You gambled and you lost. 814 01:07:56,610 --> 01:07:58,570 My revenge will be terrible. 815 01:07:59,154 --> 01:08:01,156 All right, let's try this potion. 816 01:08:01,532 --> 01:08:04,243 If by chance it's a vulgar vegetable soup, 817 01:08:04,743 --> 01:08:07,745 it's you who'll cop it. I'm warning you. 818 01:08:37,605 --> 01:08:40,274 It's a very moving moment. 819 01:08:52,201 --> 01:08:53,702 It works! 820 01:08:56,246 --> 01:08:59,874 To the dungeon! You won't stay long, don't worry. 821 01:09:10,383 --> 01:09:12,385 What's Obélix doing? 822 01:09:16,181 --> 01:09:21,393 When I'm emperor, I'll name you general of the guard. 823 01:09:22,353 --> 01:09:23,354 What about Caesar? 824 01:09:25,606 --> 01:09:27,690 Caesar? Who's he? 825 01:10:09,686 --> 01:10:10,604 Falbala! 826 01:10:22,197 --> 01:10:24,574 - You like animals, Gaul? - Yes. Why? 827 01:10:24,824 --> 01:10:26,409 Then you'll have fun. 828 01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:30,412 Centurions! Legionaries! 829 01:10:30,871 --> 01:10:34,333 Lay your bets... 830 01:10:34,833 --> 01:10:37,377 What bets? 831 01:10:37,961 --> 01:10:41,047 A prisoner will enter through that door. 832 01:10:41,255 --> 01:10:44,342 He must cross the full length of the arena. 833 01:10:44,550 --> 01:10:47,178 If he makes it to here, his life will be spared. 834 01:10:47,386 --> 01:10:48,511 - Get it? - Yes. 835 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:52,057 We bet on which animal will eat him. It's my idea. 836 01:10:53,767 --> 01:10:57,686 - What if he makes it? - That never happens. 837 01:10:58,437 --> 01:11:01,190 But if you want to bet your pay at 1000-1 I'm in. 838 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,900 Agreed. 839 01:11:03,984 --> 01:11:06,027 Your pay? Thousand against one? 840 01:11:06,694 --> 01:11:10,656 You've got guts. I like that. Let's shake hands. 841 01:11:11,824 --> 01:11:13,159 The bet is on. 842 01:11:14,951 --> 01:11:17,871 You said I'd see my prisoner at the games? 843 01:11:18,246 --> 01:11:19,664 There he is. 844 01:11:26,587 --> 01:11:35,678 Legionaries... The first prisoner is the Gaul Astérix! 845 01:11:51,609 --> 01:11:54,445 Obelus! Obelus! 846 01:11:57,156 --> 01:11:59,116 Be Obélix again! 847 01:12:01,075 --> 01:12:02,327 Obelus! By Toutatis! 848 01:12:16,548 --> 01:12:19,300 What's this? 849 01:12:33,646 --> 01:12:37,107 I don't like this. I must get out. 850 01:12:51,329 --> 01:12:52,663 Brave! Well done! 851 01:13:05,632 --> 01:13:08,886 What's this? What are they doing here? 852 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:19,395 They usually prefer to get out. 853 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:23,857 Getting worried about your bet? 854 01:13:41,289 --> 01:13:42,415 Down. 855 01:13:45,001 --> 01:13:48,003 - He's smart, this Gaul. - You bet. 856 01:13:48,545 --> 01:13:54,593 Obélix! Do something. Don't you get it? 857 01:13:56,595 --> 01:13:57,553 Obélix! 858 01:14:00,389 --> 01:14:02,850 Down! In your kennel. 859 01:14:08,438 --> 01:14:10,481 Now it's giant lizards! 860 01:14:56,522 --> 01:14:57,398 It tickles. 861 01:15:09,867 --> 01:15:12,369 Obelus, by Toutatis, become... 862 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,458 No one's ever survived the spiders. 863 01:15:20,543 --> 01:15:24,422 You've lost, Obelus. 1000 times your pay, remember? 864 01:16:13,548 --> 01:16:15,967 What this Gaul did is amazing! 865 01:16:23,140 --> 01:16:27,853 Obelus! Obelus! Shut up! 866 01:17:06,304 --> 01:17:07,721 Eat this, fatso. 867 01:17:33,077 --> 01:17:38,665 Obelus! Obelus! By Touta... 868 01:17:43,919 --> 01:17:46,380 You said if he made it, he'd live. 869 01:17:46,630 --> 01:17:50,050 Under Caesar. Me I'm entitled to a joker. 870 01:17:50,342 --> 01:17:54,137 - Is the joker an animal? - Worse! He's a man! 871 01:17:57,056 --> 01:18:00,226 Obelus... by Toutatis! 872 01:18:03,186 --> 01:18:06,106 Listen, I think he's talking about you. 873 01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:10,192 - What's he saying? I can't hear. - I'll read his lips. 874 01:18:10,401 --> 01:18:14,446 - You can read lips? - Sure. I was trained as a spy. 875 01:18:24,914 --> 01:18:25,999 He said 876 01:18:26,249 --> 01:18:29,668 "Obelus, by Toutatis, be Obélix again. Quick!" 877 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:33,755 - Are you sure? - Of course! Very well, then... 878 01:18:38,050 --> 01:18:39,385 Hands off my pal. 879 01:18:47,851 --> 01:18:50,728 What were you doing? I've been calling out for an hour. 880 01:18:50,895 --> 01:18:53,565 - I couldn't hear. - Let's free Getafix. 881 01:18:53,815 --> 01:18:55,023 - Where is he? - Over there. 882 01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,320 By Toutatis! You handle it. 883 01:19:17,168 --> 01:19:18,586 Bravo, Obélix! 884 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:24,842 It's okay, it just tickles. 885 01:19:27,427 --> 01:19:30,514 I hate spiders. 886 01:19:30,681 --> 01:19:32,723 Wait! 887 01:19:45,276 --> 01:19:47,320 Let me whack a couple. 888 01:19:56,245 --> 01:19:57,579 Let me show you. 889 01:20:12,592 --> 01:20:14,261 The cats! 890 01:20:29,565 --> 01:20:31,567 Bastards! 891 01:20:31,776 --> 01:20:34,444 See you, Romans! 892 01:20:37,072 --> 01:20:38,865 Over there. We're here, Getafix. 893 01:20:40,659 --> 01:20:41,535 Dogmatix! Come on, my little puppy! 894 01:20:46,288 --> 01:20:46,956 Obélix. 895 01:20:50,709 --> 01:20:53,461 Our enemies' enemies are our friends. 896 01:20:54,629 --> 01:20:57,632 It's your lucky day, pal. 897 01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:58,758 Yes, go on. 898 01:21:03,845 --> 01:21:06,390 Alert! The Romans are attacking. 899 01:21:06,682 --> 01:21:08,850 We must show them, because that's it. 900 01:21:13,896 --> 01:21:15,856 We're home! 901 01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:23,238 It's Obélix! 902 01:21:23,488 --> 01:21:25,156 Of course! Who else? 903 01:21:25,406 --> 01:21:27,784 Dressed like a Roman? 904 01:21:27,992 --> 01:21:28,992 I'll explain. 905 01:21:34,706 --> 01:21:35,749 Who's he? 906 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:38,876 A prisoner of the Romans. We freed him. 907 01:21:39,085 --> 01:21:41,921 Fulliautomatix, get rid of the mask. 908 01:21:45,758 --> 01:21:47,133 Not like that. 909 01:21:51,429 --> 01:21:53,139 What are you doing? 910 01:21:53,348 --> 01:21:56,892 Remove the mask, by Toutatis! That's an order! 911 01:21:57,267 --> 01:21:58,185 You asked for it. 912 01:22:06,275 --> 01:22:09,111 Julius! It's Julius Caesar. 913 01:22:09,862 --> 01:22:13,115 Julius Caesar is my prisoner! 914 01:22:13,531 --> 01:22:16,409 Julius Caesar is our prisoner! 915 01:22:16,743 --> 01:22:19,996 The situation is more serious than you think. 916 01:22:21,248 --> 01:22:25,793 Obélix, Astérix, Vitalstatistix, and you, Caesar... we must talk. 917 01:22:26,001 --> 01:22:28,921 I must change clothes. I'm sick of being a Roman. 918 01:22:31,631 --> 01:22:34,717 Detritus's army will soon attack us. 919 01:22:34,884 --> 01:22:37,261 They outnumber us 1000-1. 920 01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:39,806 - Is that all? - We have the potion. 921 01:22:40,014 --> 01:22:42,224 Only enough for one pot. 922 01:22:42,432 --> 01:22:44,559 - They too have it now. - What? 923 01:22:44,851 --> 01:22:47,938 Detritus forced me to make it. 924 01:22:48,104 --> 01:22:49,688 Only one pot. 925 01:22:49,939 --> 01:22:52,900 They outnumber us. 926 01:22:53,150 --> 01:22:56,070 The potion will tip the scales in their favour. 927 01:22:56,445 --> 01:22:58,738 Then our village will be 928 01:22:58,947 --> 01:23:01,783 wiped off the map for ever 929 01:23:01,991 --> 01:23:06,913 and Caesar will be killed by Detritus. - What do you think, Caesar? 930 01:23:07,329 --> 01:23:09,331 What you say is right, Druid. 931 01:23:10,290 --> 01:23:12,626 But I want to make you an offer. 932 01:23:12,959 --> 01:23:15,253 If you help me back into power, 933 01:23:15,712 --> 01:23:17,671 you will be exempt from taxes. 934 01:23:18,047 --> 01:23:22,551 And you can continue to live outside Roman law. 935 01:23:22,843 --> 01:23:25,054 - Well, Chief? - Interesting. 936 01:23:25,262 --> 01:23:28,723 But it would be even better 937 01:23:28,932 --> 01:23:31,935 if Petitbdnum became a tax-free zone. 938 01:23:32,143 --> 01:23:33,478 You go too far. 939 01:23:33,728 --> 01:23:35,229 Stop haggling. 940 01:23:35,812 --> 01:23:39,942 Do we stand a chance? 941 01:23:40,234 --> 01:23:42,110 - Yes, but a very slim chance. - Tell us about it. 942 01:23:42,319 --> 01:23:44,362 I can increase the potion's power 943 01:23:44,570 --> 01:23:47,114 by adding two-headed unicorn's milk. 944 01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:50,242 They've been extinct for ages! 945 01:23:50,451 --> 01:23:52,994 Mathusalix still has a flask of their milk. 946 01:23:53,244 --> 01:23:57,123 No one's seen the old nutter for ages. 947 01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:01,919 Show some respect for my great-grandfather and teacher. 948 01:24:02,127 --> 01:24:05,339 The Romans are attacking, Chief! 949 01:24:05,506 --> 01:24:06,507 Where? 950 01:24:07,049 --> 01:24:08,467 The rear gate. 951 01:24:08,634 --> 01:24:12,845 It's a diversion. In fact, they'll attack from the front. 952 01:24:13,054 --> 01:24:17,099 - How do you know? - I invented this strategy. 953 01:24:31,153 --> 01:24:32,821 Attack! 954 01:24:40,411 --> 01:24:42,663 - We must find Mathusalix. - Follow me. 955 01:24:43,748 --> 01:24:45,333 - Come onl - I'm coming. 956 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:49,669 Mathusalix! Where are you? We need you. 957 01:24:49,878 --> 01:24:52,005 Maybe he's deaf. How old is he? 958 01:24:52,297 --> 01:24:55,091 Almost 200. He's probably hiding, 959 01:24:55,342 --> 01:24:56,717 he loves pranks. 960 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,138 Mathusalix! 961 01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:05,558 What's this? 962 01:25:07,393 --> 01:25:10,355 - The end of his beard. - He must be at the other end. 963 01:25:11,731 --> 01:25:13,607 - Figure that out by yourself? - Yes. 964 01:25:30,873 --> 01:25:32,624 Let me do it. 965 01:25:32,874 --> 01:25:35,001 Go easy. 966 01:25:35,210 --> 01:25:36,419 He's stuck. 967 01:25:40,714 --> 01:25:41,632 Is that him? 968 01:25:43,467 --> 01:25:46,845 Sorry to disturb you, Mathusalix, but it's an emergency. 969 01:25:47,095 --> 01:25:49,139 We need two-headed unicorn's 970 01:25:49,348 --> 01:25:51,515 milk to save our village. 971 01:25:52,808 --> 01:25:55,311 I've been waiting for this for a long while. 972 01:25:58,772 --> 01:26:01,024 You must earn the milk of the two-headed unicorn. 973 01:26:01,232 --> 01:26:01,858 What? 974 01:26:02,650 --> 01:26:05,195 You can have it if you answer two questions. 975 01:26:05,862 --> 01:26:07,905 The Romans are attacking! 976 01:26:08,113 --> 01:26:11,074 Don't rush him. He's stubborn as a mule. 977 01:26:11,325 --> 01:26:14,328 I warning you, you can't make any mistakes. 978 01:26:16,288 --> 01:26:17,914 First question. 979 01:26:18,748 --> 01:26:22,877 A beggar had a brother. The brother died. 980 01:26:23,377 --> 01:26:27,339 But while he was alive, he had no brother. 981 01:26:29,257 --> 01:26:30,091 Why? 982 01:26:46,063 --> 01:26:50,651 Seven... Six... Careful only 5 drops left. 983 01:26:51,903 --> 01:26:56,031 Five... Four... Three... 984 01:26:56,865 --> 01:26:59,784 If you can't guess, ask the Romans for help. 985 01:27:01,286 --> 01:27:03,537 The beggar is a woman! 986 01:27:04,204 --> 01:27:05,623 Correct. 987 01:27:08,292 --> 01:27:10,419 Everybody to the barricade! 988 01:27:30,936 --> 01:27:33,814 Drink the potion. I'll get some more. 989 01:27:42,488 --> 01:27:43,656 Boss! 990 01:27:43,823 --> 01:27:44,699 Who is it? 991 01:27:44,866 --> 01:27:47,743 We need some potion to match the Gauls. 992 01:27:47,909 --> 01:27:51,663 Imposible. It's solely for my personal use. 993 01:27:51,872 --> 01:27:53,165 The troops are tired. 994 01:27:53,415 --> 01:27:55,751 So are the Gauls. Soon they'll run out of potion. 995 01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:58,127 Now beat it. 996 01:27:58,335 --> 01:28:00,921 And now the second riddle. 997 01:28:01,797 --> 01:28:06,301 I have neither sister nor brother. 998 01:28:06,551 --> 01:28:09,637 But this man's son is my father's son. Who is he? 999 01:28:11,264 --> 01:28:13,725 20 drops... 1000 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:17,019 Easy, I must keep some for Astérix. 1001 01:28:17,769 --> 01:28:20,856 What are they doing? What's keeping them? 1002 01:28:38,038 --> 01:28:40,498 I'll show them! 1003 01:28:49,965 --> 01:28:50,756 Five... 1004 01:28:51,090 --> 01:28:52,842 - I think I know. - Say it. 1005 01:28:53,259 --> 01:28:53,885 Four... 1006 01:28:54,051 --> 01:28:55,970 But I'm not sure. 1007 01:28:56,137 --> 01:28:57,054 - Three... - Go ahead. 1008 01:28:57,263 --> 01:29:00,807 - What if I'm wrong? - Two... - Never mind, say it. 1009 01:29:01,558 --> 01:29:03,768 It's my father. 1010 01:29:04,144 --> 01:29:08,272 - What was the question again? - Is he kidding? 1011 01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:11,567 Not at all. At my age, it's normal to have memory lapses. 1012 01:29:11,817 --> 01:29:13,444 I'll strangle the old gremlin. 1013 01:29:15,487 --> 01:29:18,114 "I have neither brother nor sister, 1014 01:29:18,322 --> 01:29:20,658 but this man's son is my father's son. Who is he?" 1015 01:29:21,033 --> 01:29:23,161 My father. 1016 01:29:24,787 --> 01:29:25,872 Correct. 1017 01:29:26,246 --> 01:29:27,789 - Sure? - No. 1018 01:29:28,039 --> 01:29:29,124 If he says so... 1019 01:29:29,332 --> 01:29:31,293 It was a fluke. 1020 01:29:31,543 --> 01:29:34,546 As long as it's correct... 1021 01:29:34,754 --> 01:29:36,630 - I just blurted it out... - Shut up! 1022 01:29:36,797 --> 01:29:40,593 The flask, O Great Druid! 1023 01:29:51,436 --> 01:29:52,312 The flask! 1024 01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:01,153 Bravo, Dogmatix! Good dog. 1025 01:30:01,361 --> 01:30:04,155 My dog is so clever. 1026 01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:14,622 Stop! What are you doing? By Toutatis! 1027 01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:16,791 There's some left. 1028 01:30:25,966 --> 01:30:28,719 - Here. Drink, quick. - Obélix too? 1029 01:30:28,927 --> 01:30:32,555 Yes, the unicorn milk changes the nature of the potion. 1030 01:30:32,763 --> 01:30:34,724 The effect is very different. You'll see. 1031 01:30:36,517 --> 01:30:39,978 Not bad. Unicorn milk adds a nice flavour. 1032 01:30:45,150 --> 01:30:49,194 - I can? - Since I say so. Drink. 1033 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,450 - What will it do to me? - Wait and you'll see. 1034 01:31:48,038 --> 01:31:50,832 Come to Papa! 1035 01:32:00,424 --> 01:32:02,843 Attack! Gol 1036 01:32:15,938 --> 01:32:17,689 Back into battle! 1037 01:32:41,627 --> 01:32:46,005 Cowardsl! Louses! Losers! 1038 01:33:00,602 --> 01:33:05,231 I'll show you morons. Can't count on anyone. 1039 01:33:34,715 --> 01:33:35,341 Ave Caesar. 1040 01:33:36,300 --> 01:33:38,760 Ave Caesar. 1041 01:33:39,594 --> 01:33:40,595 Legionaries, 1042 01:33:41,054 --> 01:33:44,182 the Gauls of this village are now our friends 1043 01:33:45,225 --> 01:33:46,184 and allies. 1044 01:33:46,393 --> 01:33:49,186 They saved me from the clutches of Detritus. 1045 01:33:51,313 --> 01:33:53,190 Without them, I'd be dead. 1046 01:33:55,693 --> 01:34:00,363 - Your time has come, Detritus. - Have mercy, noble Caesar. 1047 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:04,200 I don't know what got into me. I wasn't myself. 1048 01:34:04,409 --> 01:34:06,701 - I lost my head. - You said it. 1049 01:34:09,788 --> 01:34:12,207 Just a moment. 1050 01:34:12,666 --> 01:34:16,876 Please don't do it, Caesar. All right, I gambled... 1051 01:34:16,877 --> 01:34:19,588 I gambled and lost. Punish me and let's put it behind us. 1052 01:34:19,922 --> 01:34:21,757 - You're vile. - Precisely. 1053 01:34:22,675 --> 01:34:24,384 Think... 1054 01:34:24,842 --> 01:34:27,679 You always need someone vile 1055 01:34:27,887 --> 01:34:29,180 when you're in power. 1056 01:34:29,430 --> 01:34:30,974 Quiet! 1057 01:34:31,140 --> 01:34:33,642 No need to get your hands dirty. 1058 01:34:34,267 --> 01:34:36,603 I can do everything. 1059 01:34:36,812 --> 01:34:40,232 Spy, denounce, betray my friends. My favourite! 1060 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:43,984 Perjury too... 1061 01:34:44,193 --> 01:34:45,444 You disgust me. 1062 01:34:45,694 --> 01:34:48,489 You know me well. Did you hear? I disgust him. 1063 01:34:49,448 --> 01:34:52,158 That means I can't disappoint you. 1064 01:34:52,992 --> 01:34:54,452 The danger, Caesar... 1065 01:34:55,662 --> 01:34:59,582 The danger is all those traitors around you, 1066 01:34:59,791 --> 01:35:01,875 who you think are loyal. 1067 01:35:02,459 --> 01:35:05,545 - Who do you mean? - I mean... 1068 01:35:07,256 --> 01:35:09,298 I can't tell you in public. 1069 01:35:10,049 --> 01:35:11,467 I feel uncomfortable. 1070 01:35:12,051 --> 01:35:12,802 If you are interested, 1071 01:35:13,219 --> 01:35:17,765 I'll prepare you a list and we'll discuss it. 1072 01:35:19,099 --> 01:35:20,683 Take him. 1073 01:35:20,892 --> 01:35:23,436 I'll prepare the list. You'll be surprised. 1074 01:35:23,978 --> 01:35:27,147 There are people waiting to stab 1075 01:35:27,356 --> 01:35:30,901 you in the back. Close friends, even relatives. 1076 01:35:31,151 --> 01:35:33,862 Understand? Relatives! Ciao, Caesar. 1077 01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:49,542 Falbala... 1078 01:35:51,378 --> 01:35:54,129 You're the tenth Obélix I've kissed tonight! 1079 01:35:54,338 --> 01:35:57,800 But I'm the real Obélix. 1080 01:35:58,425 --> 01:36:00,469 The others are just imitations. 1081 01:36:01,637 --> 01:36:06,766 Falbald, we need to talk. I want to ask you something. 1082 01:36:06,974 --> 01:36:08,351 Go ahead, I'm listening. 1083 01:36:10,228 --> 01:36:13,563 - Will you marry me? - You can't be serious. 1084 01:36:14,564 --> 01:36:15,649 I am. Why? 1085 01:36:17,859 --> 01:36:21,487 Look, Obélix, I do love you, but like an elder brother, 1086 01:36:22,029 --> 01:36:24,782 a friend, my big teddy bear. 1087 01:36:27,159 --> 01:36:31,329 But I'm in love with Tragicoémix. We're getting married soon. 1088 01:36:31,621 --> 01:36:35,750 Is that so? And yet Prolix told me... 1089 01:36:35,958 --> 01:36:38,002 You know Prolix is a crook. 1090 01:36:39,753 --> 01:36:44,549 Don't be sad. It upsets me when you're sad. 1091 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:53,849 I have to go. You're not mad, are you? Will you still be my friend? 1092 01:36:54,350 --> 01:36:57,602 My big, teddy-bear-Obélix. Promise? 1093 01:37:00,522 --> 01:37:01,523 Do you promise? 1094 01:37:02,690 --> 01:37:04,984 - Tell me you promise. - Yes. 1095 01:37:23,751 --> 01:37:27,670 Getafix, give me some more magic potion, please. 1096 01:37:28,171 --> 01:37:31,174 Aren't there enough Obélixes as it is? 1097 01:37:31,341 --> 01:37:32,425 It's not for me. 1098 01:37:41,975 --> 01:37:44,685 Falbala... Can I have another word? 1099 01:37:44,936 --> 01:37:47,230 - What do you want with her? - Don't worry, we won't be long. 1100 01:37:47,438 --> 01:37:50,775 Come on. 1101 01:38:01,283 --> 01:38:04,828 - Falbala... Drink this. - What is it? 1102 01:38:05,871 --> 01:38:07,831 Don't worry, I've had some too. 1103 01:38:08,457 --> 01:38:10,917 Go ahead, please. Do it for me. 1104 01:38:11,125 --> 01:38:12,210 Is it nice? 1105 01:38:17,673 --> 01:38:18,673 Not bad. 1106 01:38:33,437 --> 01:38:36,522 You can go back to your TragicoOmix. 1107 01:38:36,814 --> 01:38:38,524 And you? Do you mind staying with me? 1108 01:38:40,651 --> 01:38:42,612 I think I'm in the way. I'll leave you two alone. 1109 01:38:44,447 --> 01:38:45,365 Falbala. 1110 01:38:50,660 --> 01:38:54,206 - To your health, Romans! - To yours, Astérix! 1111 01:39:04,964 --> 01:39:05,882 See that? 1112 01:39:21,896 --> 01:39:24,231 About time! There were too many of me. 1113 01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:25,357 Me too. 1114 01:39:25,566 --> 01:39:28,652 Yes. Imagine how many boars you'd need to feed them alll 1115 01:39:36,618 --> 01:39:41,538 Obélix, Obélix, Obélix! 1116 01:39:42,289 --> 01:39:44,082 Obélix has disappeared. 1117 01:39:45,167 --> 01:39:47,127 You mean his doubles? 1118 01:39:47,336 --> 01:39:49,962 No, all of them! All gone. 1119 01:39:50,212 --> 01:39:52,506 - You've killed my friend! - Calm down! 1120 01:39:52,715 --> 01:39:56,135 The real Obélix must be around. You're here, aren't you? 1121 01:39:57,261 --> 01:39:59,095 I may disappear too. 1122 01:39:59,346 --> 01:40:02,349 How do you know? Have you used that milk before? 1123 01:40:03,016 --> 01:40:06,602 No, but Mathusalix has often used it. 1124 01:40:06,810 --> 01:40:09,229 He would have warned me of any side effects. 1125 01:40:10,230 --> 01:40:12,357 That old goat has a sick mind. 1126 01:40:13,692 --> 01:40:16,527 Don't insult my great-grandfather. 1127 01:40:16,777 --> 01:40:20,531 He taught me everything. What's wrong? 1128 01:40:20,865 --> 01:40:24,826 I feel weird. As if I'm empty inside. 1129 01:40:25,327 --> 01:40:27,370 I'm going to turn into soap bubbles. 1130 01:40:29,122 --> 01:40:35,169 That's it, it's happening. My legs tickle. My ankles too. 1131 01:40:39,548 --> 01:40:42,634 What do you want, boy? Why are you tugging at me? 1132 01:40:43,551 --> 01:40:46,220 Some would abuse this situation. 1133 01:40:46,429 --> 01:40:48,556 - But not you? - No, not me. 1134 01:40:50,516 --> 01:40:54,686 - Not that I don't want to. - Come on, kiss me, you big oaf. 1135 01:40:57,752 --> 01:40:59,253 On the mouth? 1136 01:41:09,158 --> 01:41:10,033 Falbala! 1137 01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:16,873 Is it you? The one and only? 1138 01:41:17,790 --> 01:41:19,541 Of course I'm me. Why? 1139 01:41:19,791 --> 01:41:23,815 All the other Obélixes and Astérixes have vanished. 1140 01:41:23,816 --> 01:41:28,550 - Like Falbala? - Yes - Tough luck, hey? 1141 01:41:28,653 --> 01:41:31,573 - Yes especially for... - Falbala. 1142 01:41:31,635 --> 01:41:34,597 Come on. Broken hearts soon mend. 1143 01:41:34,763 --> 01:41:38,099 You'll keep the nice memories. And you'll always have me. 1144 01:41:38,308 --> 01:41:40,643 I'm so lucky. 1145 01:41:40,852 --> 01:41:41,686 Ah, finally! 1146 01:41:55,323 --> 01:41:57,074 Hey! Wait for me. 1147 01:41:57,283 --> 01:41:59,327 - Ah! Caius Bonus! - No! Enough! 1148 01:41:59,577 --> 01:42:02,580 One more. For the last time. 1149 01:42:02,788 --> 01:42:06,374 - Say hi to the Egyptians. - Caius is gone. 1150 01:42:06,624 --> 01:42:10,044 Everyone's gone. Not even one is left. 1151 01:42:17,509 --> 01:42:21,638 Don't pull that face, Obélix. It's a victory, we've won! 1152 01:42:22,722 --> 01:42:25,558 Maybe. But I've lost everything. 1153 01:42:25,892 --> 01:42:26,767 Friends, 1154 01:42:27,018 --> 01:42:30,021 tonight we're celebrating two major events. 1155 01:42:30,271 --> 01:42:32,480 Our victory over the Romans... 1156 01:42:34,065 --> 01:42:37,319 and Obélix's birthday! 1157 01:42:38,403 --> 01:42:41,405 As a kid, you fell into the magic potion... 1158 01:42:41,739 --> 01:42:42,740 Obélix! 1159 01:42:42,906 --> 01:42:45,993 Feasting with friends, whacking Romans... 1160 01:42:46,243 --> 01:42:47,202 Obélix! 1161 01:42:47,453 --> 01:42:50,538 Always carrying a menhir... 1162 01:42:50,830 --> 01:42:51,747 Obélix! 1163 01:42:51,956 --> 01:42:55,418 Love makes you blush, but you never age... 1164 01:43:00,130 --> 01:43:02,299 And now... The cake! 1165 01:43:16,978 --> 01:43:19,439 They're yours. Courtesy of Caesar. 1166 01:43:30,782 --> 01:43:32,075 Happy Birthday, Obélix. 1167 01:43:52,010 --> 01:43:54,845 You. 1168 01:44:03,269 --> 01:44:04,895 Yes, you. 1169 01:44:05,646 --> 01:44:07,565 - Here. - No! 1170 01:44:07,815 --> 01:44:09,775 - Hit me there. - No! 1171 01:44:11,025 --> 01:44:11,776 Yes. 1172 01:44:33,170 --> 01:44:36,632 He hits too hard. And he'll just swallow the cake. 1173 01:44:36,841 --> 01:44:39,092 I keep telling him he's a greedy-guts! 1174 01:44:50,728 --> 01:44:54,064 I want to sing! 83224

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