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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:25,602 I'm waiting for an old friend, whom...l haven't seen in ten years, 2 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,648 and who's been married for nine. 3 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:32,123 The question is, what's his wife like and will she like me? 4 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,884 I think maybe she will. 5 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,009 Most women like a man with a bad reputation. 6 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,809 Mind you, I'm not really bad. 7 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,249 It's just that I am not troubled by my wicked thoughts. 8 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,325 In fact, I rather enjoy them. It's all perfectly natural. 9 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,528 (Flight announcement on tannoy) 10 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:54,760 Man may have evolved from the trees, but his eyes still swing from limb to limb. 11 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,808 Why give up bachelorhood, 12 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:01,090 when the benefits of connubiality are all around me? 13 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,801 Simon! (Laughs) It's wonderful to see you. 14 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,531 - How are you? - Never better. How about you? 15 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,809 Just great, sensational. You look marvellous! 16 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,486 - So do you. - You haven't changed in ten years. 17 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,925 Neither have you. 18 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,641 - Gosh, the times we had! - They sure were the days. 19 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,485 They sure were. Gosh, I'm glad to see you. 20 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,562 - Me too. - (Friend) Hey! You know... 21 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,051 (Clears throat) 22 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,329 - Honey, I'm sorry. I got carried away. - To say the least. 23 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,085 This is one of the greatest friends I ever had. 24 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:36,041 - True blue, honest as the day is long... - You're the famous Simon Templar? 25 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:18,247 The bank decided to open a department in London. They asked me to set it up. 26 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,166 - How long do you think you'll be here? - Six months. Maybe a year. 27 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,527 That's great. What about the boys? 28 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,366 With my parents in Detroit. You'll see them during the summer. 29 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,967 I don't think I'll get used to you being an international banker. 30 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,008 I'm a darn lucky guy, Simon. 31 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,651 You can say that again. Doris, you look great. 32 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,643 - Doesn't she? - Thank you. 33 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,200 - Drink? - I'll wait till the restaurant. 34 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,931 - How do you like London? - She loves it. 35 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,688 - It's a little soon to tell. Don't overdo it. - This is only my third. 36 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,286 Bill says you're going to be here a year. 37 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,408 Oh, I doubt it will be that long. 38 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:58,088 At least long enough for us to have some gay old times, just like we used to. 39 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,128 Meaning before you were married? 40 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,124 Honey, with you along it's going to be even better. 41 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,009 - Oh, yes? - Yes, mm. 42 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,289 - Somebody said London's a man's town - (Phone) 43 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,840 ...and English women stick to the kitchen. 44 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:15,608 Hello? Doris? Yeah, she's right here. Just a minute. 45 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,284 It's Jean. 46 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,247 Hello. 47 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,130 Her sister lives in Paris. She's having a baby. 48 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,771 Hello, Jean. How are you, dear? 49 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,686 Hospital? But the baby's not due for two weeks yet, is it? 50 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,723 Of course I will. Yes, right away. 51 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,406 Well, tonight, if I can. 52 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,927 Don't be frightened. I'll be there as soon as possible. 53 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,968 Yes, dear. Bye-bye. 54 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,046 Can I get a flight to Paris tonight? 55 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,921 We were lucky, Mr Harvey. One seat on the next Air France flight to Paris. 56 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,288 Mrs Harvey ought to leave for the airport immediately. 57 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,409 - Thanks very much. - Will Mrs Harvey be gone long? 58 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,801 About a week. Her sister's having a baby. 59 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,282 Here's that list of estate agents you wanted. 60 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,604 - One of them ought to find you a flat. - That's very kind of you. Thanks. 61 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,648 - I'll see you. - Yes, indeed. 62 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,241 - Send a birthday card to Aunt Ellen. - Yes. 63 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,245 Promise you'll look for an apartment. We can't live in a hotel forever. 64 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,609 Your tweed jacket. I thought you could have leather patches on the elbows. 65 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,570 Here's a list so you don't forget anything. 66 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,803 - I hate to leave you in London all alone. - I'll manage. 67 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,611 - You won't get into trouble? - You know me. 68 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,321 My idea of an orgy is lemon squash and oatmeal cookies. 69 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,845 Well... Simon, look after him for me and don't lead him astray. 70 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,729 I'll be a saint, I swear it. 71 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,202 OK. Bye-bye. I'll telephone if anything happens. 72 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,248 Bye, Doris. 73 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,721 (Tannoy announcement) 74 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,600 OK, Simon. This is your town, where do we start? 75 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,887 What exactly did you have in mind? 76 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,043 Nightlife, gambling, booze. 77 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,121 And most of all, dames. 78 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,486 Wheel 79 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,683 - Weren't much for girdles, were they? - Ha ha ha(!) 80 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,682 I promised Doris I wouldn't lead you astray, remember? 81 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,008 (Ship's horn) 82 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,882 (Speech inaudible) 83 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,368 And that influenced the whole course of history. 84 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,408 Are the pubs open yet? 85 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,050 Cheers. 86 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,488 How long does this go on? 87 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,291 I promised Doris I'd give you a cultural tour. 88 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:12,445 So now I'm cultured. Tonight we go out on the town, OK? 89 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:17,765 Nope, an early night. I've seats for Trooping the Colour tomorrow at 11. 90 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,002 Simon, once and for all... 91 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,402 lam not going to the Trooping of the Colour. 92 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,569 (Sergeant Major) Present arms! 93 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,167 Stay awake. You may never see this again. 94 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,208 I can guarantee it. 95 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,930 - Who is that? - Who? 96 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,641 That gorgeous girl in the white dress and the blue hat. 97 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,487 Oh, yeah? Well, why isn't she wearing a crown? 98 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,691 What are you? My friend or my keeper? 99 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,685 - Bill, I promised Doris... - Doris is in Paris, we are in London. 100 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,525 If you don't take me out on the town, I'll go by myself. 101 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,843 - Heaven forbid. - I mean it. I want some nightlife. 102 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,844 Dancing, booze, dames, gambling. 103 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:29,048 Something fancy. Like chemin defer or roulette. 104 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:33,523 - You have never gambled in your life. - I can learn, can't I? 105 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,241 Famous last words. Come on, international banker. 106 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,648 Dix-sept, noir. 107 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,810 I lost again. I'm down to my last £100. 108 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,247 Let's cash it in and get out of here. 109 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,762 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 110 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,686 - You've had bad luck tonight. - Unlucky in cards, lucky in love. 111 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,888 Are we going to cash in that chip? 112 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,128 - My chip'. - Les 'yeux sent iaits'.! 113 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,284 Fifteen. 114 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,564 Fifteen! 115 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,370 - I won? - Thirty-five hundred pounds! 116 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,968 I won! 117 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:35,444 Oh, boy! Let's go! Tonight we are going to have a ball. 118 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,488 That's what I'm afraid of. 119 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,088 (whooping) 120 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,284 There we go. 121 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,762 And here's to the most beautiful girl in the world. 122 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,881 Oh, waiter... Waiter? 123 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,049 (Screams piercingly) 124 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,802 How dare you! Help me! 125 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,564 How dare you! 126 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:08,128 Good evening. You look terrible. 127 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,727 - Even my hair hurts. - What did you do with yourself today? 128 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,609 Looking at flats. About 20. 129 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,251 - See any you liked? - Horrible, all of them. 130 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,802 You wouldn't be interested in doing the town again tonight? 131 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:24,841 - Gambling, something special... - I am going to be in bed in half an hour. 132 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,049 - It's only seven o'clock. - Good. 13 hours in bed. 133 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,886 - No dinner? - I'm going to have soup sent up. 134 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,088 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 135 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,604 Nothing for me. I never touch it. 136 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,524 It's going to be tomato juice for me from now on. 137 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,125 I'm glad to hear that. 138 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:48,411 I'm sorry. I'm too beat even to talk. Just leave me in my misery and I'll be fine. 139 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,847 All right. I'll call you in the morning. 140 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,888 Sleep well...swinger! 141 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,405 (sighs) 142 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,571 (Groans) 143 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,164 - How about a nice cold beer? - A lager, sir? 144 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,208 Beautiful. 145 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,327 Oh! 146 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,489 - A very dry, very cold Martini, please. - Yes, madam. 147 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,483 - Thank you. - It's a pleasure. 148 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,007 - Lovely clay, isn't it? - Yes, lovely. 149 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,163 - I just love days like this. - Yes, so do I. 150 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,844 - Wonderful. - What is? 151 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,003 I just love people who love days like this. 152 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,289 It's as simple as that. Make me one of those too, bartender. 153 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,124 - Certainly, sir. - Fine. 154 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,609 Do you, erm... Do you live in London? 155 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,489 - Yes, I do. - Mm. 156 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,161 London's a pretty big city to live in, isn't it? 157 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,722 I mean, er, if you live all alone, that is. 158 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,926 Er, yes. 159 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,889 Do you? 160 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,486 - Do I what? - Live alone. 161 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,483 Yes. At the moment. 162 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,404 You mean, prior to this, you, erm...you... 163 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,128 You're very curious. 164 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,124 - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so stupid. - That's all right. 165 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,361 - Martini, sir. - Thank you. 166 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,647 Are you meeting somebody? 167 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,520 - It looks as if he won't turn up. - That's a shame. 168 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,444 It is. I'm going to Spain tomorrow for six months, 169 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,922 and I'd rather hoped to rent this gentleman my flat. 170 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,163 No kidding? You have an apartment you want to rent? 171 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:02,280 - What's so strange about that? - I've been looking for flats all clay. 172 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,010 I'm sure(!) 173 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,004 No, I'm being absolutely honest with you. 174 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:11,961 I've just arrived from America and I don't have many friends here. 175 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,522 And I'm honestly looking for a place to live. 176 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,683 Since this friend of yours isn't going to show up, 177 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,969 would you have dinner with me? Please. 178 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,850 Well, I am rather partial to Americans. 179 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,568 You know, Luella, it's something, meeting you like this. 180 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,166 It's fate. We were made for each other. 181 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,323 - Don't you agree? - Completely. 182 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,007 No, you think I'm giving you a line. Well, you're wrong. 183 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,287 Honest, I'm looking for an apartment. 184 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:52,321 From what you've told me, yours sounds marvellous. Could I see it tonight? 185 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,607 I've left it in rather a mess. 186 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:59,242 I don't mind an unmade bed. I mean, you know...anything. 187 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,005 Well, Bill, seeing it's you... 188 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,849 Oh! It's fabulous. Absolutely fabulous. 189 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,686 - Do you really like it? - Yes. Can I rent it? Please? 190 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:16,482 I'd feel very comfortable knowing it was being taken care of by nice people. 191 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,688 Then at £20 a week, it's a deal, right? 192 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,728 A deal. 193 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,731 Has anyone ever told you you're a terribly attractive man? 194 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,251 Go ahead. 195 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,688 You're sweet. Mmm, but you're so warm. 196 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,882 Poor darling. 197 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,883 Holy cow! 198 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,043 Take off that nasty old jacket. 199 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:47,000 That's better. Now, how would you like to make us a drink? 200 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:50,129 - Fine, yeah. - Vodka and tonic for me. 201 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,281 I'll be right back, darling. 202 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,446 Hoo hoo! 203 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,524 You sure are a beautiful looking girl. 204 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,568 Am I, darling? 205 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,327 Oh, my poor sweet. 206 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,164 So warm... 207 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,004 Barbecued. 208 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,528 Ticklish. 209 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,040 - At last! - Matt! 210 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,090 This time, Luella, you have gone too far. 211 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,845 - He's only a friend. - Indeed! 212 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,888 I'd never met him until tonight. 213 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,964 And that is your excuse for this immoral behaviour? 214 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,690 Luella, who is this guy? 215 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,161 - My husband. - What?! 216 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,526 Yes, sir. I have the unfortunate distinction 217 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,763 to be married to this... this...! 218 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,725 It won't be for long. I've been after this evidence for months. 219 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,724 - Now you've got it, Mr Joyson. - Matt, listen. 220 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,609 Be silent. 221 00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:01,288 I shall see my solicitor in the morning and initiate divorce proceedings. 222 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,721 Now... Now, look, I... 223 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,167 I'm sorry to involve you in this, sir. 224 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,926 Doubtless you received plenty of encouragement. 225 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,209 I regret that I must name you as co-respondent. 226 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,363 - Oh, no... - It seems unfair, I know. 227 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:25,002 I've been after this evidence for months. It's cost me a great deal of money. 228 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,730 More than I can afford. 229 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,646 Well, yes, but... How, er... How much would it take 230 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:36,011 to keep your detective until he found evidence involving somebody else? 231 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,881 How much do I owe you to date, Mr Kermein? 232 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,361 £2,000, sir. 233 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,125 You see, sir, I have no choice. 234 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:51,562 Now, look. I've just won a great deal of money. A great deal of money. 235 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,884 And you see, I work for a very conservative institution. 236 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,442 It's more than worth it to me to keep this thing all silent. 237 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:05,050 - Well, sir, if you are sure... - Oh, yes, I'm sure. Now, keep it, take it. 238 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,361 Mr Kermein, 239 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,727 destroy that photograph. 240 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,649 Exposed. 241 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,200 - Thank you. Good night. - Good night. 242 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,122 Good night, Luella. 243 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,886 (Laughs) 244 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,008 Don't worry, I've still got it. 245 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,968 - My key. - Good evening, Mr Harvey. 246 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,283 Or good morning. You had a call from Paris three hours ago, sir. 247 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,807 My sister-in-law must have had her baby. Good night. 248 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,123 Good evening, Mr Harvey. Something wrong, sir? 249 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,804 Not something. Everything. 250 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,803 Mr Harvey, isn't that your wife? 251 00:18:55,440 --> 00:19:00,207 Listen, do anything you want. Knock her down, anything! But stall her. 252 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,401 A key? I don't want to wake my husband. 253 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,802 - As a matter of fact... - I'll take Mrs Harvey's key, John. 254 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,405 Thank you. 255 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,369 Good night. 256 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,690 UP, UP, up, up, up! Come on! 257 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,487 - Strange. - Why aren't we moving? 258 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,166 - I don't know, madam. - Well, why...? 259 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,203 Er... How was Paris, madam? 260 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,841 It was wonderful. It's so... French. 261 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,888 Yes. 262 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,408 Oh! 263 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,691 - Thank you very much. - Not at all, Mrs Harvey. Good night. 264 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:27,366 - Sorry, darling. The wind blew it shut. - Oh, honey, what are you doing back? 265 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,887 - Jean had a false alarm. - Oh, I'm sorry. 266 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:36,328 - You been in bed long? - For ages. What time is it? 267 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,961 About 2:30. I took the midnight flight from Paris. 268 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,886 - I phoned you about 11. - I was at a movie with Simon. 269 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,450 - Oh, really? What did you see? - Er... Cleopatra. 270 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,888 - Again? - Well, Simon hadn't seen it. 271 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,369 A man can take quite a bit of Elizabeth Taylor. 272 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,365 - Or Luella. - Luella? 273 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,330 - Luella. - Who's she? 274 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:07,247 Well, suppose you tell me. I found her handkerchief in your coat pocket. 275 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,847 - Oh. Was that in my pocket? - Yes, it was in your coat pocket. 276 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,731 You! You amateur playboy! 277 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,404 I'd like... l... 278 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,608 Now, Doris! Be careful. 279 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:31,129 So, my dark-eyed, chocolate-hearted husband 280 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,091 thinks he can change his women like he changes his socks, does he? 281 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,049 - Of course not. - What did she do? 282 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,770 - Who? - Luella. 283 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:44,085 Did she play Here Comes The Bride and you got so warm you burst into flames? 284 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,606 Doris, she tricked me. 285 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,409 Tricked you? 286 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,847 You... You liar! 287 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,247 So I paid them the £2,000. 288 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,722 The photographer exposed the plate and I went home. 289 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,643 He exposed the plate? 290 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,884 William, for an international banker, you're as square as a safety deposit box. 291 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,327 A Speed Graphic has two plates. 292 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,928 They still have one, and they'll be back in no time for more of the green stuff. 293 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,686 - I wonder if cremation is painful. - How much does Doris know? 294 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,970 - She found Luella's handkerchief. - And what about the £2,000? 295 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:30,284 - I didn't mention that. - How did she react to the handkerchief? 296 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:35,084 She said if I was going back to nature, she was going back to Detroit. 297 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,323 - She's going home? - On the five o'clock plane. 298 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,801 - We have to stop her. - It would take an H-bomb. 299 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,043 - Where does Luella live? - Vincent Square, 22. 300 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,162 - In there? - In there. 301 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,481 I wonder whether they're really married. 302 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,767 I wonder if I am. 303 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,810 I'd give ten years to know what they're talking about. 304 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,123 That's 40...45...50. 305 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,248 - There you are. - Thanks, Matt. 306 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,291 You're welcome. If you come across any more easy marks, let us know. 307 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,125 Be glad to. Easiest dough I ever made. 308 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,202 Well, goodbye, Mrs Joyson. 309 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,328 - Goodbye. - Keep in touch. 310 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,084 Sure. So long. 311 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:25,200 That's fifty quid to the porter, fifty to Kermein for taking the photo. 312 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,760 That's £1,900 clear profit. 313 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,207 Not bad for one night's work. 314 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,123 I was good, wasn't I? 315 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:37,127 Darling, you were superb. Much better than anything you ever did in repertory. 316 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,124 - I wish I was back in the theatre. - You're kidding. 317 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,488 I've a flair for it. I might have been a great star. 318 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,530 You might have been a lot of things. A star isn't one. 319 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,370 Hey, I've seen him. 320 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,569 - Oh? Where? - He's the head porter at the hotel. 321 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,007 What do you suppose he's doing in Luella's building? 322 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,923 Maybe his mother lives there. 323 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,527 Maybe. Or he and Luella could be working a deal. 324 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,481 He tips her off about likely looking... 325 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,121 - Suckers? - Exactly. And she swings into action. 326 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,000 He knew Doris was going to Paris. He got the ticket for her. 327 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,889 It's all beginning to fit. 328 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,248 Bill, go back to the hotel. I'm going to check on Luella. 329 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,324 You have to talk Doris into being reasonable. 330 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,485 I'm going to tell the truth. All of it. Honesty's the best policy. 331 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:42,010 - Doris, I'm a normal, healthy man. - Oh, you're healthy, all right. 332 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,321 I don't chase women. You know that. 333 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,166 All through college, I went to drive-in movies all alone. 334 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,402 - Oh, Bill! - I did. 335 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,131 You're not really going to leave me, are you? 336 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,330 - Talk to my lawyer. - Lawyer? You're going to divorce me? 337 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,801 Just as fast as Michigan law will allow. 338 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,724 - But you can't. - Can't I? 339 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,121 - No, you can't. - We'll see about that. 340 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,124 - Darling, think of the boys. - Well, you didn't. 341 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:12,000 Look, sweetheart, we have to talk this over. 342 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,369 Listen to me. Let's talk like two sensible people. 343 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,408 Let go of me, Bill. 344 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,927 - Now look what you've done. - What I've done? 345 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,289 All your life you've gotten into trouble and blamed it on somebody else. 346 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,721 You jealous... 347 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,201 nasty... stubborn... 348 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,362 Tell it to Luella. 349 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,767 Luella picked me up. 350 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,683 Well, she can have you. 351 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,606 - She doesn't want me. - Well, neither do I. 352 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:52,163 - You're not going to leave this hotel. - Let go of my brassiere! 353 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,571 (Ripping) 354 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,486 Now, now... 355 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:03,165 You are absolutely crazy! A mental case. 356 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,047 Yes, to have married you. 357 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,126 - Now, Bill... - Ah! Ooh! 358 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,404 You will leave this room over my dead body. 359 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,650 Now, look, will you give me 30 seconds 360 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,282 and just stand still and shut up and listen? 361 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,646 Ten! 362 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,961 Luella is a criminal. 363 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,244 All the police in Europe are looking for her. 364 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,764 I don't believe it. 365 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,562 I was the innocent victim of a diabolical plot. 366 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,567 I could have been murdered. 367 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,889 Now will you sit down and listen? 368 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,888 I'm sorry, but we never give out personal information about our tenants. 369 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,362 I admire that tremendously. But the fact is... 370 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,484 You're not! 371 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,283 Yes. And Mrs Joyson is one of them. 372 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,446 Heavens. What will Mr Compton say? 373 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,242 Quite frankly, we're not sure about him either. 374 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,005 In that case, I'll tell you everything I know. 375 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,845 Mr and Mrs Joyson moved in about four months ago. 376 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,970 They're on a month to month basis. Oh, dear, I'm so frightened. 377 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,931 You don't have to be. We'll take good care of you. 378 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,325 You will? Oh! You people in Ml5 lead such exciting lives. 379 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,521 We do, don't we? 380 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,447 Thank you very much, sir. 381 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,965 - Then what happened? - You know, darling, 382 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,840 Luella's quite plain. You could almost call her ugly. 383 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,685 How did she know you were looking for a flat? 384 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,003 Simon thinks the head porter tipped her off. 385 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,688 - What? - Can you imagine? 386 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,606 But darling, the way she described it! 387 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,001 It sounded like Buckingham Palace. 388 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:17,085 I wanted to provide adequate shelter for my wife, so I went to see it. 389 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,970 We were no sooner inside the door 390 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,010 when she launched herself at me like a steamroller. 391 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,210 - How awful! - Yes, it was pretty bad, I'll tell you. 392 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,328 And then, you know what happens? 393 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,728 The French windows fly open and there stand two enormous men. 394 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,804 One has a gun and the other has a knife. 395 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,609 How terrible. 396 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,603 Yes, they demanded money. 397 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:48,005 Or said they'd have me arrested for felonious assault and attempted rape. 398 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,241 Bl"! 399 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,846 Naturally, I refused to pay them a penny. 400 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,641 I refused. I don't knuckle under to that sort of thing. Not this kid. 401 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,610 So what happens? There's a fight. It was three against one. 402 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,968 - So I got out as quickly as I could. - Naturally. 403 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,605 Luckily, I managed to get Luella's handkerchief as evidence. 404 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,729 - Are you going to the police? - Simon's taking care of that. 405 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,964 I wouldn't want to get the bank messed up in this kind of thing. 406 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,327 Oh, Bill, I've been so wrong. 407 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:24,849 - Oh, that's all right. - I'm so ashamed. Can you forgive me? 408 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,484 - Of course. - I don't deserve it. 409 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,450 Now, Doris, you mustn't blame yourself. 410 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,682 - (Knocking on door) - Come in. 411 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:40,408 - Simon! Did you find out anything? - The pieces are falling into place. 412 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,280 Bill's told me everything. That woman is a common criminal. 413 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,044 The old badger game. 414 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,124 Get a man in a compromising position and threaten exposure. 415 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,124 - It's disgusting. - It's worse than that. 416 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:57,684 Anyway, I think I've figured a way of getting back your £2,000 and the picture. 417 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,445 What £2,000? What picture? 418 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,363 Well... Er... 419 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,562 You mean to say you gave that woman £2,000? 420 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,690 - Well, er, I had to. - Bill, you didn't tell her? 421 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,330 Well, l... 422 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,724 For £2,000, that must have been some picture! 423 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,801 No, dear. 424 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,281 And where did you get the £2,000? 425 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,762 - Well, I won it. - You were gambling! 426 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,842 - Oh, no. - You just said you won it. 427 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,526 - Well, I... - And what was in the picture? 428 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,251 - Nothing, nothing. - For £2,000? 429 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,483 - And what was Luella wearing? - I don't know. Nothing. 430 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,167 - Nothing? - Nothing special, I mean! 431 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,290 - Lies! The two of you are in it together. - Now, Doris... 432 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,569 - You sex fiend! - Will you please cool off? 433 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,210 Never'. 434 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,761 You and your big mouth! 435 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,521 Honesty's the best policy. 436 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,250 - (Clears throat) - Sir? 437 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,721 Would you like to earn some easy money? 438 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,531 - That depends. - What time do you finish? 439 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,285 - Three o'clock. - Be at my place at 3:30. 440 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,561 - What's the proposition? - Foolproof and simple. 441 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,009 I'll be there. 442 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,564 It's the old badger game. You supply the suckers. 443 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,086 - I just gave Luella his name. - And she paid you. 444 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,766 - Yes, but I had no idea she was... - Come off it. 445 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,605 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 446 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,646 - You can't prove it. - Oh, can't I? 447 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,008 I've been doing a little checking up on you, my friend. 448 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,162 Two convictions for fraud. 449 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,005 With my testimony, you'll get five years. 450 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,482 - What are you doing? - Calling the police. 451 00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,726 No, don't do that. I'll do anything you say. Anything. Honest.. 452 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,044 All right. You'll tell Luella you've met another rich American. 453 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,088 The biggest sucker yet. 454 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,891 Samuel P Taggart. 455 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,807 This is the best mark Potter's dug up for us since we started working with him. 456 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,530 Matt, it's too soon. 457 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:22,731 Samuel P Taggart, Boston, Mass. President of the Relco Corporation. 458 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,964 Personal fortune, approximately ten million dollars! 459 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,362 - You're kidding! - There's more. 460 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:36,447 Director of the following companies - General Motors, Standard Oil, US Steel, 461 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,763 Bank of America, General Electric, lCl. 462 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,080 Heavens! 463 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,769 Married, two daughters. Alone in London as Director for the United Nations lmCo. 464 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,241 - What's that? - Mm? 465 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,529 ImCo. Inter-Government Maritime Consultive Organisation. 466 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,683 - Staying at the Grand. - The Grand? Again? 467 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,082 - Why not? - It's dangerous. It's too soon. 468 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,766 His wife and daughters arrive on Friday. 469 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:06,641 - Matt, I don't know. - Luella, hustle over to that hotel. 470 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:10,247 Knock him over tonight. We fly to Paris tomorrow. 471 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,961 - Well, if you think so. - I'm never wrong about these things. 472 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:19,410 The easiest mark of our entire career is Mr Samuel P Taggart. 473 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,608 - Evening, madam. - Good evening. A dry sherry, please. 474 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,330 Certainly, madam. 475 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,091 (Coughs) 476 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,931 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 477 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,803 - Oh, I'm terribly sorry. - Think nothing of it. 478 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,043 - But I've spilt it all over your suit. - Think nothing of it. 479 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,964 I'm frightfully sorry. I do apologise. 480 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,487 Then I will forgive your astounding carelessness, 481 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,404 if you will allow me to buy you another of those. 482 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,245 Under the circumstances, I can hardly refuse. 483 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,245 Barman. Bring the little lady another one of those. 484 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:25,162 This is the nicest thing that's happened to me since I've been in London. 485 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:29,006 - Really? - Oh, London can be awfully lonely 486 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,889 when you don't know anyone. 487 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,691 It can be the loneliest city in the world. 488 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,288 - Mind you, it is charmin' and fascinatin'. - Oh, very. 489 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,330 It has tradition, real tradition. Like Boston. 490 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,480 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 491 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:49,768 You're far more than welcome. This is what you call a "fiver", isn't it? 492 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,322 - Yes, they all are. - Your English money confuses me so. 493 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,164 I see. 494 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,327 - You're expecting someone? - I'd hoped so, 495 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,165 but it's beginning to look as if he won't turn up. 496 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,687 - What a shame! - It's not, actually. 497 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,731 - A very dull cousin from Liverpool. - Well, in that case... 498 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,570 you wouldn't think it presumptuous if I were to invite you to dinner? 499 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,690 On the contrary. I think that would be absolutely charming. 500 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,004 This one looks like you, Mr Taggart. 501 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,607 Thank you, but why don't you call me Sam? 502 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:48,687 My wife calls me Samuel, but I kinda like Sam. It's more friendly. 503 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,843 - All right, Sam. - That's better. 504 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,641 My friends call me Luella, and I'm sure you're my friend. 505 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,291 Yes, well, er... This is, er... 506 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,170 There it is, my summer place. 507 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,208 Your summer place? 508 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,648 Don't get to use it much now. The water's too shallow for my yacht. 509 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,725 - Yacht? - Well, yes, it's not really a yacht. 510 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,521 Only sleeps 40, and my wife doesn't like sailing. 511 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,561 The fact is, Luella, and I know you won't take this wrongly, 512 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,450 my wife doesn't understand me. 513 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,607 Sam, you did say your wife and daughters were arriving on Friday. 514 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,445 (Unenthusiastically) Yes. I can't wait to see them. 515 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,568 I'm sure. 516 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,281 The trouble is, I have to find a place to live. 517 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,886 What had you in mind? 518 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:46,166 Nothing elaborate. Being with the United Nations, I can't have ostentation. 519 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:50,882 - You know, it's extraordinary. - What is? 520 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,887 It happens that I've got quite a charming flat. Perfect for four people. 521 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,281 You don't say. 522 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,523 And on Friday, I'm going to Spain for six months. 523 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,843 You mean... you might be interested in renting it? 524 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,082 To the right people, yes. 525 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,082 - Do you think I could see it? - Of course. 526 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:18,129 - Tonight? - Well, it's pretty late. 527 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,282 It's in a frightful mess. 528 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,206 What's a little mess between...friends? 529 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:31,088 - Luella, it's exactly what I need. - You really like it? 530 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:36,724 Suits me, and I know that Barbara Anne'll be crazy about it. 531 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:42,011 I'd feel very comfortable, knowing it was being taken care of by nice people. 532 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,845 Well then, at £30 a week, it's a deal. 533 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,125 A deal. 534 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,208 Has anyone ever told you you're a terribly attractive man? 535 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,281 Luella, it's got awfully hot here, hasn't it? 536 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,321 Oh, well, take that nasty, hot jacket off. 537 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,285 Mm-mm. 538 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,601 That better? 539 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,762 How about making us a drink? 540 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:12,482 - Any preference? - Vodka and tonic for me. 541 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,882 I'll be right back, darling. 542 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,851 Wow! 543 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,891 Luella, you ain't seen anything yet. 544 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,611 - At last! - Matt, listen! 545 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,126 This time, Luella, you have gone too far. 546 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,808 L, sir, have the unfortunate distinction to be married to this... 547 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:37,161 Madame, do I understand we are here on the same errand? 548 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,891 The brute! After all I've done for him. 549 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,248 I've given him two children and the best years of my life. 550 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,244 - Barbara Anne, I... - I don't know how it happened. 551 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,049 Be silent, woman! 552 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:54,401 Madam, don't you bother your pretty... (Coughs) ..little head about a thing. 553 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,608 Just leave all the details to me. 554 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:01,004 I'll see my solicitor in the morning and you can contact me at my club. 555 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,085 The Athenaeum, any time after three o'clock. 556 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,881 I'll do anything I can to help. Come, Mr Kermein. 557 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,527 - Barbara Anne, I... - Don't you ever dare speak to me again. 558 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:20,369 I've got a picture of you and this creature that any court in America will uphold. 559 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,729 - Well, Luella, honey... - Oh, go to Massachusetts, will you? 560 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,283 - I'm mighty sorry this happened, Luella. - So am I. Good night. 561 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,409 Don't you think we should comfort each other? 562 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,962 - I said, good night. - But Luella, honey... 563 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:47,450 Get out of here, you Boston scrod! 564 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,927 - It's fantastic. - Yeah, bad luck. 565 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,923 Stinking lousy luck. 566 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,129 Taggart has enough money to buy up the Bank of England. 567 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,647 Who would dream his wife would get there first? 568 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:05,087 Matt, we're in trouble. 569 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,165 Mrs Taggart's got a picture of Luella in her husband's arms. 570 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:13,086 Suppose, somehow, one of our old suckers saw it? 571 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,171 - Extortion. - And blackmail. 572 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,243 - And Dartmoor. - For about 30 years. 573 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,802 (Phone) 574 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,924 - Hello? - Luella. It's me. 575 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,923 Did you get rid of everybody? 576 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,049 Where the devil are you? What's going on? 577 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,250 There's liable to be real trouble over this. We're going to France, fast. 578 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,962 Get the passports, the pictures and the cash, and leave by the fire escape. 579 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,203 The car's parked in the alley behind the building. 580 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,521 We will meet you there in five minutes. 581 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,648 Five minutes! 582 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,804 Well, I don't want any trouble either. All right, I'll hurry. 583 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,764 Somehow, something smells. 584 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,366 I don't know what it is, but it's something. 585 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,762 Just because the guy's wife gets there the same time we do? 586 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:34,323 I'm sure it's a coincidence. But let's not hang around to find out, eh? 587 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,526 No, come on. 588 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,760 - Good evening, gentlemen. - Taggart! 589 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,320 - And the other one. - Harvey, from Detroit. 590 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,843 Now, look here! 591 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,322 First of all, Bill, your £2,000. 592 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,687 - Ah-ah! Mine! - Mine. 593 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,962 - Yours. - You're learning. 594 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,284 On the back of these photographs are the addresses of the victims. 595 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,523 So I suggest we divvy up the remainder amongst them. 596 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,126 A lot of gentlemen will get a pleasant surprise. 597 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,727 - Will they not? - Could I have the mink cape? 598 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,087 - I suppose you've earned it. - Thank you! 599 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,606 Besides, it's no good to me. 600 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,922 Well, I... guess that's all. 601 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,889 - (Clears throat) - Hey! 602 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,361 - We've forgotten Smith. - Oh, how could we? 603 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:41,401 The most valuable attribute of a waiter is that nobody notices him. 604 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,245 - You were marvellous. - Thank you, Mrs Harvey. 605 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,609 - Shall we say £200 for your trouble? - That's far too much, sir. 606 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,607 That's all right, then, isn't it? 607 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,809 Thank you, sir. 608 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,447 Er, Bill? 609 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:02,890 If you hadn't been interrupted with Luella, 610 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,803 how far would things have gone? 611 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,325 Doris! 612 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,523 OK. 613 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,649 OK? You concentrate on finding us a place to live. 614 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,768 - All right. - (Knocking on door) 615 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,281 - Ah, Miss Hills. Come in. - The keys. 616 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,885 - You fixed it? - Yes, I did. 617 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,089 - Well done. - It worked out just as you said it would. 618 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,562 The Joysons have left and this apartment is available, 619 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,120 for your friends in the FBI. 620 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:37,164 I just can't wait for my next assignment. Me, working for James Bond! 621 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,811 - Mm? - I'm so excited. 622 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:44,442 You're not just teasing me, are you? You really are James Bond? 50347

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