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Dre: I love that Junior and I
are working together...
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Hey, come on, son.
Let's go.
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Because our relationship
hasn't always been great.
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♪♪
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First up is the throat chop.
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Bah!
[ Chokes ]
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If that fails,
always go for the groin.
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That's like the balls
of the balls.
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Aah!
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But now I'm looking out for him
in new ways.
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I ordered wrong.
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Yes, you did.
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Don't worry.
I got you.
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Hey!
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Ooh! Beets!
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Notice how you hear
Dennis Haysbert's voice
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before you see him.
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Studies have proven
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that hearing a person
before you see them
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builds trust.
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Man.
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Haysbert is the GOAT!
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Mm‐hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
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We've been through
some rough waters,
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but I finally feel like
we turned a corner.
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Oh, hey. Hey, hey.
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Pop that collar.
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Alright.
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Dre and Junior.
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Getting along.
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Mm‐hmm.
[ Laughs ]
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It's not gonna last.
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Yep.
They're doomed.
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♪♪
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That morning, Junior and I
hit up a prospective client
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with the old
Johnson shake and bake.
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We were so in sync,
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it was as natural
as Colin Kaepernick's afro.
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Mm‐hmm.
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We really like this direction.
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I can't wait to hear
the full pitch.
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Mm.
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I know from
the social media side,
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we're all really excited.
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Hey, well, you know what?
That was all Junior.
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[ Chuckles ]
He brought it home.
[ Pats back ]
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Well, I couldn't have
brought it home
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if you hadn't already
built the house.
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Okay.
You know what, son?
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Why don't you give them
some more details
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as you walk them out?
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You got it, big guy.
Alright.
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Nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
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Thank you, guys.
Thanks for coming.
Pleasure.
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Ah.
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Wasn't Junior great?
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We were a well‐oiled machine!
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Uh, yeah, Junior was good.
He was good. But, um...
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But what?
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Well, you've been helping him
a lot, Dre.
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We've all noticed
that you've been daddy‐ing him.
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What? Daddy‐ing?
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The boy is latched
to your work teat, Dre.
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No, he's not.
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The boy is standing on his own.
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I'm just supporting a colleague.
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It is a slap in the face for
all those people, like my son,
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who worked their asses off
to get here.
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Where is Connor?
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Uh, there was a cricket
outside of his apartment door,
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so I gave him the day off.
Mm.
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Anywho, look,
you know how I love it
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when we all attack Dre,
like the time
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that he accidentally told us
that his wife out‐earns him.
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[ Both laugh ]
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But, yes, you know,
I got to give it to you, Dre.
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It was a great pitch.
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So, let's give it an hour,
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and we'll follow up
with the client.
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Okay, you know, I think Junior
should be the one to do that.
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Of course you do.
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Your teat is exposed, Dre.
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Okay, you know what?
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If you want him to follow up,
that's fine,
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but try not to be so flagrant
with your daddy‐ing, okay?
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'Cause it's, um...
it's unbecoming.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
Oh, brother.
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Now there are two crickets
outside his door.
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I got to save my little pumpkin.
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Uh‐huh.
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A Bulbasaur?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know
how that got in there.
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Damn it, Jack.
This is the Pomona tourney.
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There's no messing around.
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All the big hitters
are gonna be there.
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Do I look scared?
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Jackachu pulled three new cards
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that are gonna put us
over the top.
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[ Sighs ]
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Jack?
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A word?
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[ Sighs ] Here.
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Really?
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What? Me and Mason play Pokémon
all the time.
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It's not a big deal.
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Do you remember what happened
to Elise Sanders?
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She got caught
with a doll in her locker
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and went from the queen
of the school
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to a lonely person
that uses Drake lyrics
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in all of
her Instagram captions.
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I think she was just sad
because her grandma died.
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The only thing that died
was her relevance.
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It's eighth grade, friend.
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The stakes are too high.
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Choose wisely.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, Diane.
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Do you play Pokémon?
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I don't play anything.
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Once we win Pomona,
she'll respect me.
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He‐‐
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Oh ‐‐
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Mm.
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Eh ‐‐
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Pops, do you need something?
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It's okay. You're working.
I‐I don't want to bother you.
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Listen, I found Lynette's robe,
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and I don't know
what to do with it.
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I thought I could give it
to a homeless person
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near where she lives.
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That way,
she'd see it every day.
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I don't know.
What do you think?
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Well, uh...
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I think this is
a great opportunity
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for you to find closure.
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I mean, you could send the robe
back with a note,
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let her know that despite
everything that happened,
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you're the bigger person.
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Huh.
Mm‐hmm.
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I didn't think of that.
Mm.
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That way, I won't have to
explain to my next lady
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why the robe
has an "L" on the front.
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There you go.
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I knew I could trust you,
Rainbow.
Ohh!
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You're the only sensible one
'round here.
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[ Chuckles ]
Thank you.
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I think I'm the only sensible
one around here, too.
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The next morning,
it was still bothering me.
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Was I really daddy‐ing my son?
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Hey, babe, it's not my fault
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that Junior is thriving
under my superior tutelage.
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[ Chuckles ]
I never favored him.
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Yeah.
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If anything, you have
an unfortunate history
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of tearing him down.
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Exactly.
Yes.
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Okay? I am
just his mentor, alright?
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A guide as he climbs
the ad ladder.
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Babe, he is a natural at this.
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Okay.
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Oh. Hey.
Hey, sweetheart.
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Son, you ready to go?
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Actually,
I'm gonna catch my own ride.
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I set up a meeting with Marie
at the coffee shop
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next to the office
to discuss a last‐minute idea
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to enhance the pitch
for the CEO.
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Oh. Alright.
Do your thing, then, son.
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I'll see you at work.
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You see that, Bow?
Yeah, I see it.
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A natural.
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Together,
with our powers combined,
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we ‐‐ we could go on
to great things, babe.
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Forget Stevens & Lido.
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Oh.
Anything is possible.
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[ Ragtime music plays ]
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♪♪
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We're gonna sell
so many kinds of meat.
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That's how
all your fantasies end.
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With Bow's advice in my head,
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I confidently brought Junior
the tablet he had forgotten ‐‐
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and a jacket because the
forecast was a little chilly.
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But when I arrived,
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Junior was already
doing his thing.
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A thing I wish I had not seen.
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♪♪
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I had to confront Junior,
but since we were at work,
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I needed to tread lightly.
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Junior, what is going on
with you and Marie?
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Oh. She really liked
my idea.
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Yeah, I know
she liked it so much
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that you were making out
with her this morning.
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Oooh!
Oooh!
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What the hell were you thinking,
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kissing your client in public?
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What?! You made out
with Marie?
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My man!
[ Chuckles ]
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What? You guys ‐‐
You guys are cool with this?
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I'm the one who told him to take
Marie to my favorite date spot.
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I like any place
where you can pay in pennies.
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You are just now
starting your career,
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and this is the type of thing
that can give you a reputation.
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A reputation
of gettin' that ass.
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Get that ass!
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Come on, Dad.
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If this happened
to Josh or Charlie,
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you wouldn't have
a problem with it.
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Okay, first of all, this would
have never happened to Josh.
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Son, you have to learn
how to keep your relationships
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between you and your client
professional.
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What your father's
trying to say is...
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wrap that thing up.
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I don't see any rule
against dating clients.
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Oh, thank God.
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Otherwise, if there were,
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this place would've been
shut down a long time ago.
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Son, the hell with a rulebook.
It's stupid.
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I'm telling you
to break it off with her.
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Why?
Stop talking back!
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I'm your father, and I say so.
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Hold up. I'm old enough
to make my own choices.
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And we're fine. We're going
to a Young Thug concert.
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We're cool!
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You're taking her to see
the King of Slime?
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Yup. And Ray J's gonna be
handing out hot dogs there.
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But, son ‐‐ But nothing!
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Just let me do my own thing.
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Try being my boss
and not my dad.
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What about all our plans?
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[ Somber ragtime music plays ]
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♪♪
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All that meat...
gone to waste.
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This is why I'm glad
I never had a son.
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Eustace!
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, man, Jack, the team's
just not the same without you.
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You know,
you should come to a game.
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Yeah.
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Uh... cool.
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Maybe.
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Jackachu! We won!
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Not now, Mason.
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But half of these
pocket monsters are yours.
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No. No!
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Charizard! No!
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Uh...
Pokémon?
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W‐What are you?
7?
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[ Whispering ]
Save yourself.
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Yeah, are you some kind of baby?
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Does your grandma still
wash you in the sink?
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Hey, I bet his favorite movie's
"Detective Pikachu."
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[ Laughter ]
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We saw that opening night
together.
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Uh, yeah, right.
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I was smoking cigarettes
that night.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Congratulations, Jack.
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You've run your first friendship
through the garbage disposal.
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Proud of you.
260
00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,094
Ah.
261
00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,639
Dre! That Townsend project
is way over budget!
262
00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,183
They are gonna have your ass!
263
00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,101
[ Sighs ]
264
00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,478
Sorry for the theatrics.
265
00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:23,146
I‐I just can't
let the office know
266
00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,106
that I'm ‐‐ I'm here
for some real talk.
267
00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:28,276
Now, look...
I saw what happened, okay?
268
00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:31,112
You have to let Junior
learn from his own mistakes.
269
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,405
What?
270
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,991
It's gonna be hard at first,
but it'll be worth it.
271
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:38,244
Otherwise, your son's gonna
turn out like Connor, okay?
272
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,330
I babied him for so long.
273
00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:42,290
He's practically a house cat.
274
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,042
When I paid his college tuition,
275
00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:46,503
he thanked me by presenting me
with a dead bird.
276
00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:48,004
Okay.
277
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:51,007
Junior and Connor
are not the same.
278
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,343
It's not the actions of the son
you need to worry about.
279
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,428
It's ‐‐ It's those
of the father.
280
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,973
Who knows how Connor
would've turned out
281
00:09:57,974 --> 00:10:00,058
if I had let him
take his own SATs,
282
00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:02,477
his own entrance exams
or drug tests.
283
00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:05,146
You're right.
284
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,148
It wouldn't hurt
for me to back off.
285
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:10,485
And if Junior falls, he needs
to pick himself back up.
286
00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:11,861
Thank you.
287
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,863
Hey, you know...
288
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,365
on your own,
you're kind of helpful.
289
00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:16,825
[ Chuckles ]
[ Cellphone chimes ]
290
00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:18,034
Oh.
291
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,536
Oh, gosh.
292
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:22,455
Connor's at a toll booth,
and he has no idea what to do.
293
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,791
Got to go down
to Orange County real quick.
294
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,418
Hang in there, puddin'.
295
00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:27,836
Hey, Rainbow.
Hey.
296
00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:29,337
I just wanted to thank you.
297
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,131
Ohhh!
298
00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,674
Did you write the letter
to Lynette?
299
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:36,720
Yep. Managed to say how I felt
and not use one profanity.
300
00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:38,805
As long as she can't read
through my cross‐outs.
301
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,223
Hey, Pops!
Yeah.
302
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,641
[ Clicks tongue ]
Good for you!
303
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,727
I might write letters
to all the ladies I know.
304
00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:45,020
Okay. Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
305
00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,021
[ Chuckles ]
306
00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:47,313
Uh, hey, Mom?
Yeah?
307
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,606
Can I ask you something?
308
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,151
Only if you want great advice.
309
00:10:51,152 --> 00:10:52,360
Okay.
310
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,528
Uh...
311
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,530
well...
312
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,866
the basketball team
made fun of Mason,
313
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,367
and I joined in.
Ohh.
314
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:02,245
I threw my friend under the bus
so they would like me.
315
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,955
Does that make me
a terrible person?
316
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,832
No!
317
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,293
You are not a terrible person.
318
00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:11,713
Jack...
you're in eighth grade now.
319
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,507
The stakes are high,
and you're gonna need friends.
320
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,552
But if you want my advice,
it's important that you ‐‐
321
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,054
Call Mason to apologize?
322
00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:20,388
No.
323
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,598
Survive.
324
00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:23,058
What?
325
00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:26,728
Kids are ruthless
in eighth grade.
326
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,355
It's not worth a slip‐up, Jack.
It's dog‐eat‐dog.
327
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,566
I remember when I was your age.
328
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:35,945
I ate chili cheese fries,
and they did not sit well.
329
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,074
And then later that day
in science class...
330
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:44,537
All I'll say is that my friend
Michelle Stankowsky smelt it.
331
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,747
But it was I ‐‐
332
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,415
No, Mom.
Yes, Jack.
333
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,585
It was I who dealt it.
334
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,464
And I let her take the fall.
335
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,341
And you've regretted it
ever since, right?
336
00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:57,926
No!
337
00:11:57,927 --> 00:12:01,179
It was the best decision
of my life, Jack.
338
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,723
You got to stay one step ahead!
339
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,809
You got to look out
for number one, and that was me,
340
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,852
and I made it out alive.
341
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:11,272
I'm a doctor, and they still
call her "Stank."
342
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,316
[ Gasps ] This story
makes my stomach hurt.
343
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,526
Mine, too.
344
00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,236
Wait.
345
00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:18,571
I think I get
what you're trying to do.
Mm‐hmm.
346
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,366
You're showing me the worst
possible way to handle this
347
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,247
so I can see what I did wrong
and make it right.
348
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,955
Yep.
Mm‐hmm.
349
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,164
That's exactly what I'm doing.
350
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,833
[ Inhales deeply ]
Okay.
351
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,793
And you should apologize.
352
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,711
Because it's the right thing
to do.
Mm.
353
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,297
Mason is my friend,
and I burned him for what?
354
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,591
A few minutes
with the basketball team?
355
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,176
[ Inhales sharply ]
Ugh.
356
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,011
I've got to make things right
with the Marvelous Mr. Mason.
357
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,221
Yeah.
358
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,306
Oh, and what did Stank say
when you apologized?
359
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,559
Mm?
360
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,562
Uh... uh...
361
00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:51,647
I got to...
362
00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:55,441
go send an e‐mail.
363
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,819
Oh.
364
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,113
Yeah.
365
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:02,532
Stevens' advice shook me.
366
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:05,869
I decided that it couldn't hurt
to put up a boundary
367
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,121
to keep things professional
with Junior.
368
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,207
Hey. You ready to knock this
out of the box, son?
369
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,168
I mean "Junior."
370
00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:16,213
Yeah, no. Uh... sure.
I'm ‐‐ I'm ‐‐ I'm 100.
371
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:20,509
Hey.
Come here for a second.
372
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,845
Are you okay?
373
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,389
It's Marie.
Ah.
374
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:29,017
She didn't want to go to
the Young Thug concert with me.
375
00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:31,519
She doesn't want to hang out
at all anymore.
376
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,062
I don't think
I can do this, Dad.
377
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,315
Oh. Well, it's too bad
nobody was there to warn you.
378
00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:37,609
But we still need
to close this account.
379
00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,902
Dad, please ‐‐
380
00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:41,237
So, now I'm your dad?
Oh.
381
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,573
No, you wanted a boss,
and you got a boss,
382
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,617
and your boss says,
"Get in there and do your job."
383
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,286
Can't back out now.
384
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:51,331
Well, those are the numbers,
385
00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:53,750
and if anything is ever
a little off,
386
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,543
Charlie is skimming off the top.
387
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,004
[ Laughter ]
388
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,006
Why you snitchin', Dre?
389
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,925
Now to hear what we can do
for your social media.
390
00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:02,968
Junior.
391
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,012
Junior.
392
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,430
Uh, yes.
393
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,431
Yeah. Uh...
394
00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:11,809
[ Remote beeps ]
395
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,020
Social media.
396
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,940
Social media can be
a great thing,
397
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,275
like when you post a picture
because you're excited
398
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:22,111
to go to a concert
with a special someone.
399
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,030
But it can also be
a bad thing ‐‐
400
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,491
when you have to delete
that same picture
401
00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:28,827
because that special someone
rejected you.
402
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,288
Social media is...
403
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,668
Social media is, uh...
Uh, Dre. No, no.
Don't ‐‐ Don't ‐‐ Don't ‐‐
404
00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:37,961
[ Sighs ]
405
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:39,420
You know what?
Have a seat, Junior.
406
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:43,466
Uh, social media is just that ‐‐
407
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,592
social.
408
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,303
Uh, see,
it's, uh, it's different.
409
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:50,056
Um... Facebook, hmm?
Has all the faces.
410
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,099
[ Sighs ]
[ Chuckles ]
411
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,142
Snapchat...
[ Snaps fingers ]
412
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,978
You don't even have to snap
to get that one started.
413
00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:57,313
And, uh...
a‐and there's also Hotmail.
414
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,731
You've given us a lot
to think about.
415
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,651
Mm.
We'll be in touch.
416
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,990
Really?
417
00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:09,867
[ Chuckles ] Well,
they said they'll be in touch.
418
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:10,994
[ Chuckles ]
419
00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:12,286
We did it!
420
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,123
We are now
in the mayo‐nasty business.
421
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:17,001
♪♪
422
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:21,796
♪♪
423
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,007
Hey, Mason.
424
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,592
This is him?
425
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,136
Hi!
426
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:30,638
I've heard a lot about you.
427
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,850
Sasha is very protective.
428
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,436
I just wanted to say I'm sorry
429
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,479
for how I treated you
in front of the team.
430
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,148
It was wrong.
431
00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:42,066
Walk with me.
432
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,151
Are you sure?
433
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,153
It's okay.
434
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,115
If you hurt him again,
I'll hurt you.
435
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,076
Again, I'm sorry.
436
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,579
I loved "Detective Pikachu"!
437
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,206
Him wearing that little
detective hat was hilarious.
438
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,624
Where did they find a hat
that small?
439
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,418
It's CGI, Jack.
440
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,378
And you shunning me
helped me find
441
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,797
a whole new group of people
to play Pokémon with.
442
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,883
Girl people.
443
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,138
I want to play Pokémon
with girl people.
444
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,808
Sorry, Jack.
Gotta catch 'em all.
445
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,021
Mason's getting attention
from girls?
446
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,483
Hmm. That doesn't make me feel
anything at all.
447
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,822
I dealt with the fallout
from the mayo pitch all day.
448
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,116
But I still couldn't
laugh about it
449
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,077
by the time I told Bow.
450
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:37,789
So, you lost...
a mayo account,
451
00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:40,166
and you still think
452
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,044
that your job
is as important as mine?
453
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,046
Okay,
this isn't funny, Bow.
Okay.
454
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,631
I don't know if I can balance
455
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:50,093
being Junior's dad and his boss
at the same time.
456
00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:53,179
Having him work there may be
more trouble than it's worth.
457
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,348
No, Dre.
458
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,058
You can't throw this away.
459
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,103
You have what I have
always wanted!
460
00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:02,230
[ Ragtime music plays ]
461
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:09,362
♪♪
462
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,782
Back then... I could've been
the first lady doctor.
463
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,742
That's how
all your fantasies end.
464
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,619
Look... Dre.
465
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,412
Hmm?
466
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,916
It's taken you this long to get
to this place with Junior.
467
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,960
This is the best your
relationship has ever been.
468
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,088
What? Are you gonna
throw it away over one bad day?
469
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,631
Look, what if it's not
just a bad day?
470
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,466
What if it's a bad week?
What if it's a bad month?
So? So?
471
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,468
I don't know what to do, Bow.
W‐What would you do?
472
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,930
Oh! I am so glad
that you asked!
473
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,349
This is an easy one
for me, Dre.
Mm‐hmm?
474
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,350
Talk to Junior!
475
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,685
[ Sighs ]
476
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,645
Figure this out!
477
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,689
Because I think
he wants this to work out
478
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,691
just as badly as you do.
479
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:47,775
You're right.
480
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,694
Mm‐hmm.
481
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,363
That's... great advice.
482
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,365
Well, I know.
I know.
483
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,242
And I do enjoy
working with the boy.
484
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,452
Mm.
485
00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:59,203
You know, kind of like...
486
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,539
when a dog is licking your face.
487
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,000
What?
Sweet, yet disgusting.
488
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,919
♪♪
489
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,088
Hey!
490
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,965
There's my king of closure!
491
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,341
Ha ha!
492
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,510
Can I help you
with anything else?
493
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,012
Hell no!
494
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,555
I'm not taking advice from you
ever again.
495
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:19,307
Why? What happened?
496
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:22,185
Lynette got my package,
and then she texted me to say
497
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,895
that I came off
sounding thirsty.
498
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,063
Oh.
Said I should've
thrown the robe away
499
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,191
because she stole it
from the Langham Hotel.
500
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,734
That explains the "L."
501
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:32,153
And she got the nerve
to call me dramatic.
502
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,821
She got off
a whole lot of emojis.
503
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,282
Oh.
Really rubbed it in.
504
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,910
I feel worse now than I did
when I found the robe.
505
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,829
Oh. Pops, I‐I'm ‐‐
I'm so sorry.
506
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,248
Well, you should be.
You give terrible advice.
507
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,541
Now I got to go upload
508
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,585
shirtless pictures of myself
on the Internet,
509
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,212
show people I'm not desperate.
510
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,088
Ah ‐‐ Oh, I don't think
that's a good i‐‐
511
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,423
I don't want to hear it.
512
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:57,679
♪♪
513
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,433
Hey.
514
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,768
We need to talk.
515
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:05,978
I was expecting you.
516
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,313
So, am I fired?
517
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,814
No.
518
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,984
But I do have bad news.
519
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,654
I'm gonna always be your dad.
520
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,072
Why is that bad news?
521
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,366
Because I can't compartmentalize
522
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,201
being your father
and being your boss,
523
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,786
and I know
that's a problem for you.
524
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,747
No, Dad, stop. I'm the one
who owes you an apology.
525
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,874
I realize now
you weren't daddy‐ing me.
526
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,168
You were just
looking out for me.
Mm.
527
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,045
I should've took your advice
about Marie.
528
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,673
Yes, you should, because...
529
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,800
that meltdown
was not a good look.
530
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,718
[ Both laugh ]
531
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,387
Tell me about it.
Mm.
532
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:44,141
And I know I complain,
but if I'm honest...
533
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,143
I love the perks
of working with you.
534
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,271
Mm.
I know
that someone at my level
535
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,398
would never be allowed
to pitch a client.
536
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,025
And the look on Josh's face
when you gave me his fries?
537
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,986
Mm‐hmm.
I've never felt
so powerful.
538
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,445
[ Chuckles ]
And I will try to
539
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,239
respect our boundaries
much better,
540
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,157
and if you fall,
I'm gonna pick you up,
541
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,534
whether it's work or not.
542
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:02,786
Thanks, Dad.
543
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,499
[ Both chuckle ]
544
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,293
Now, I know we're at home,
545
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,503
but I got
a work‐related question.
546
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,796
Shoot.
547
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,090
Where does Charlie go
when he says he's grabbing lunch
548
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,883
but he's gone for six hours?
549
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,719
[ Chuckles ]
550
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,597
Charlie has been trying
to get on "The Price is Right"
551
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,307
for years now.
552
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,975
Oh.
[ Chuckles ]
553
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,936
"Charlie Telphy!
Come on down!"
554
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:29,938
[ Both laugh ]
555
00:20:32,603 --> 00:20:35,498
Junior, your failed romance
with the client
556
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,711
was just the wake‐up call
we needed
557
00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:39,630
to update our code of conduct.
558
00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:43,175
Now, does anybody have
any requests before we finalize?
559
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,469
I want a waterbed for a desk.
560
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,263
Okay, Charlie, that doesn't
fall under the code of conduct,
561
00:20:48,264 --> 00:20:50,182
and you already have a waterbed.
562
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,600
I accidentally
popped a hole in it
563
00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:53,268
while making beats
with my pencil.
564
00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:55,312
[ Sighs ]
Well, I want to codify
565
00:20:55,313 --> 00:20:57,522
a rock‐solid
sexual harassment policy
566
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,191
so that everybody is super clear
567
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:00,985
about their rights
in the workplace.
568
00:21:01,903 --> 00:21:05,113
[ Laughter ]
569
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,907
Charlie:
Good one, Junior.
570
00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:09,076
Can we make it mandatory that
when you have a birthday party,
571
00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:10,702
you must invite all co‐workers?
572
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,496
And can we change
our dental plan
573
00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:15,208
to include the installation
and maintenance of grills?
574
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,001
I don't hear typing.
575
00:21:18,002 --> 00:21:19,127
You s‐‐
576
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:20,295
Type, little man.
577
00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:21,505
♪♪
578
00:21:21,506 --> 00:21:23,383
‐Mom!
‐Shh! Daddy's working.
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