Original subtitles

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

♪ FOR MANY MOONS, WE SAILED BENEATH ♪

♪ THE BIG AND LITTLE DIPPER ♪

♪ AND IF WE'RE LOADED TO THE TEETH ♪

♪ WE OWE IT TO THE SKIPPER ♪

Men: ♪ WE OWE IT TO THE SKIPPER ♪

♪ WE OWE IT TO THE SKIPPER ♪

♪ WHO'S GOT A JIB FROM INDIA TO MADRID? ♪

♪ HAPPY TO HAVE YOU MEET ♪

CAPTAIN KIDD!

♪ HE WHO WOULD FALTER, FALTER WITHOUT A QUID ♪

♪ LOVE TO HAVE YOU MEET ♪

♪ CAPTAIN KIDD ♪

♪ HIS SWORD IS ONE OF... AND ... MADE AN ARMY ♪

♪ AND THEN WE'LL BEAT THEM TO THE ... ♪

[INDISTINCT]

♪ HE'S A GIBRALTAR, HE'S A PYRAMID ♪

♪ HAPPY TO HAVE YOU MEET ♪

CAPTAIN KIDD!

♪ HE PLAYS WITH THOUSAND BAGS OF GOLD ♪

♪ HE BRUSHES OUR PALMS WITH SILVER ♪

♪ BUT NOW HE MUST RETURN TO HOME ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD BE ... AND ME ♪

♪ HOLDING A GIRL IS SOMETHING HE WON'T FORBID ♪

♪ NOT THAT HE EVER DID ♪

♪ NOT IF WE FIRST LET HER MEET ♪

♪ CAPTAIN KIDD ♪

Sailor: LAND HO!

TORTUGA!

WOMEN!

WOMEN.

WOMEN.

WOMEN?

BLBLBLBLBL!

Man: WOMEN.

Man: WOMEN.

[WHISTLES AND CATCALLS]

AAAH! OHH!

HELP ME!

AAHH!

[WOMEN SCREAMING]

IF WE DON'T GET A LITTLE LIFE AROUND THIS TOWN PRETTY SOON,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO CLOSE UP THE PLACE.

[HICCUPS]

WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THAT BARREL?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET KILLED?

YOU KNOW, A GUY COULD GET KILLED AROUND HERE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.

COME HERE.

AAH!

OHH!

AW, NOW, PUDDIN', IF WE'RE GONNA WORK OUR WAY BACK TO AMERICA,

YOU'VE GOTTA STOP TRYING TO BE A HERO

WITH EVERY GIRL THAT YOU MEET.

KIND SIR.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE?

Woman: OH, KIND SIR.

YOUR TALK I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OH.

PLEASE, TAKE THIS.

"AH, MY DARLING, DARLING.

I LOVE YOU MADLY."

THAT'S THE FIRST LOVE LETTER I EVER GOT FROM A GIRL.

IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

PLEASE, DELIVER IT TO BRUCE MARTINGALE.

HE'S A SINGER AT THE TAVERN.

WE WORK AT THE TAVERN.

BRUCE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS.

YEAH, WE'LL DELIVER IT.

HEY, WE BETTER GET BACK BEFORE WE GET DOCKED AGAIN.

COME ON.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ MY DAD WAS QUICK TO GIVE ME SOME FATHERLY ADVICE ♪

♪ DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY, AWAY ♪

♪ OR YOUR HARD-EARNED PAY AWAY ♪

♪ BUT I WARN YOU, STAY AWAY ♪

♪ FROM THE SHOES AND RICE ♪

♪ GIRLS ARE FUN, WHY PICK ONE ♪

♪ ONE TO BE YOUR WIFE? ♪

♪ GREAT TO BE WILD AND FREE ♪

♪ ME FOR A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ A BACHELOR'S LIFE, A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ OH, HOW I LOVE A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ BUT MARRIAGE, OF COURSE ♪

♪ I GREATLY ENDORSE ♪

♪ IF I CAN LIVE A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ THE WORLD IS FULL OF WOMEN ♪

♪ WHO MARRY MERRY MEN ♪

♪ SOME GIRL WILL MAKE YOU PIE-EYED, SIR ♪

♪ NEVER KNOW A DRY EYE, SIR ♪

♪ IF SHE ANSWERS, "AYE, AYE, SIR" ♪

♪ LIFE IS OVER, THEN ♪

♪ GIRLS ARE FUN, WHY PICK ONE ♪

♪ ONE TO BE YOUR WIFE? ♪

♪ GREAT TO BE WILD AND FREE ♪

♪ ME FOR A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ OH, HOW I LOVE A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

Man: DON'T BLAME YA.

♪ A SON OF A GUN ♪

♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪

♪ I WANT TO LIVE A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ IF A FISH CANNOT BE CAUGHT♪

♪ THEN YOU BAIT YOUR LINE FOR NAUGHT ♪

♪ AND IT'S WISER NOT TO LET ANY LAD ♪

♪ DO WHAT HE HADN'T OUGHT ♪

♪ IF HE DO DO LOVE IN VAIN ♪

♪ THEN THE COURSE IS VERY PLAIN ♪

♪ YOU'LL HAVE TO LET US COVER GROUND ♪

♪ OUT ON THE BOUNDING MAIN ♪

♪ A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ A BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

♪ I'VE KNOWN A LOT OF GIRLS IN MY LIFE ♪

♪ IN FACT, THERE ARE THREE ♪

♪ IN FACT, THERE ARE THREE ♪

♪ STILL LOOKIN' FOR ME ♪

♪ THEY'RE GUNNING FOR, GUNNING FOR, GUNNING FOR ♪

♪ THE BACHELOR'S LIFE ♪

WAIT A MINUTE.

THE FRONT DOOR IS FOR GENTLEMEN.

THE BACK DOOR IS FOR SWINE.

I'M NO PIG.

AHHH!

WHAT ABOUT THE RAREBIT FOR CAPTAIN KIDD?

WHERE ARE MY HELPERS?

AH, THEY'RE NO HELP.

GET TO WORK, YOU TWO.

HE'S ALMOST AS UGLY AS THE GUY THAT OWNS THIS PLACE.

THAT IS THE OWNER.

I AM! SERVE CAPTAIN KIDD'S RAREBIT AS SOON AS IT'S READY.

WHAT A FILTHY-LOOKING PAN!

[STAMMERING ANGRILY]

OHH!

TAKE IT EASY.

Woman: OHH!

IT'S GONNA BE AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE

TO WAIT ON CAPTAIN KIDD.

SURE.

LOOK, LET'S HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING.

I'M WAITING ON CAPTAIN KIDD.

AW, NO.

OH, YES!

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE THAT KIND OF JOB?

YOU KNOW I'M A GOOD WAITER.

DO AS I TELL YA.

NOW, HOT OR COLD, I'M GONNA WAIT ON CAPTAIN KIDD.

OHHH!

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

CAPTAIN KIDD DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY I PLACED HIS KNIFE AND FORK.

OHH!

OHHH!

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

CAPTAIN KIDD THREW A KNIFE BECAUSE I SPILL A FEW DROPS OF WATER.

OHH!

HEY, THAT WAS REAL BLOOD.

YES.

WAIT A MINUTE. DID YOU WAIT ON CAPTAIN KIDD, TOO?

NO BLACK EYES?

MMM.

NO BRUISES? NO BROKEN LEGS?

NO TEETH.

OHH.

NO, YOU DON'T.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I ALWAYS LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THESE THINGS.

GO AHEAD. YOU WAIT ON CAPTAIN KIDD.

I--I ORDERED YOU A RAREBIT, CAPTAIN KIDD.

HOW DARE YOU DISTURB ME WHEN I'M ALONE WITH A WOMAN!

YOU ARE A WOMAN, AREN'T YOU, MY DEAR?

NOT TO YOU. YOU DON'T APPEAL TO ME.

THAT'S THE CURSE OF BEING KNOWN

AS THE BLOODTHIRSTIEST ROGUE IN ALL THE WORLD.

NOBODY TAKES HEED OF THE SWEET SIDE OF MY NATURE.

WHY DID YOUR SHIP GO SOUTH OF HISPANIOLA,

WHEN WE AGREED THAT IT WAS MY TERRITORY?

I APOLOGIZE. THE MATTER IS NOW CLOSED.

WHERE ARE THE GOLD COINS AND JEWELS FROM THOSE GALLEONS?

THEY RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO ME.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO THEM, MY DEAR.

MOST WELCOME.

WHERE ARE THEY?

ON SKULL ISLAND.

HA HA HA!

YOUR ISLAND.

I'M GOING TO SAIL TO SKULL ISLAND ON YOUR SHIP.

DELIGHTFUL THOUGHT.

BUT MY SHIP WILL FOLLOW,

READY TO ATTACK IF I DON'T RETURN SAFELY.

HORRIBLE THOUGHT, BUT SO BE IT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY SECRET MAP,

WHICH SHOWS WHERE THE TREASURE IS HIDDEN?

I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT.

MMM.

SOMEBODY SHOULD REPORT TO THE AUTHORITIES THERE ARE PIRATES AROUND HERE.

WHERE'S YOUR APRON?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

WHERE'S YOUR APRON?

AH. HOLD THAT, PLEASE.

UH...WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU SERVE THAT TO CAPTAIN KIDD.

NOW, WHEN YOU SERVE CAPTAIN KIDD,

DON'T DROP ANY SILVERWARE,

DON'T SPILL ANY WATER,

AND, ABOVE ALL, TRY AND BE POLITE.

THEN YOU MAY NOT GET HURT.

[BUBBLING]

WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME TO SERVE?

HELP YOU SERVE.

NOW, IF I HELP YOU TO SERVE

AND SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME,

WHO'S GOING TO VISIT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL?

OH, I'M SORRY. I'M ALWAYS THINKING OF MYSELF.

CERTAINLY YOU ARE.

NOW, IF YOU SERVE, THEN I CAN ALWAYS VISIT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL.

YOU'RE GOOD TO ME.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

THERE WE ARE, MY BOY.

GO RIGHT AHEAD.

OK.

RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.

BE VERY CAREFUL.

HEY, ROCKY. GIVE ME A HAND WITH THE DOOR, WILL YOU?

SEE? YOU'RE THINKING OF YOURSELF AGAIN.

YOU SEE I'VE GOT MY HANDS FULL.

SORRY. GO AHEAD.

GO AHEAD!

UHH! GO AHEAD!

AHH!

HOW LONG ARE THEY GONNA KEEP US WAITING FOR THE FOOD?

WAITER!

WHERE IS THE FOOD?

COMING, SIR.

CAPTAIN KIDD, HERE'S THE FOOD.

THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS HERE.

HERE! POUR THE WINE!

AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

WAITER, THE WINE!

BRING THAT CYLINDER BACK HERE!

I HATE FAT MEN!

YOU'RE FAT.

HATE MYSELF, TOO.

BLECCH!

IS IT GOOD, SIR?

JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE, IT STINKS!

AH!

COME BACK HERE!

BLECCH!

YOU EAT SOME.

BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY.

EAT IT, OR I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT.

[WHIMPERING]

GO ON!

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

GO ON.

MAYBE THIS WILL WASH THE TASTE AWAY.

STOP SWIGGING SWINE.

STOP BLOWING BUBBLES.

WHAT'S WRONG?

MORE WINE.

HOLD IT.

OW! OOH!

GO GET THE WINE!

HOW DID CAPTAIN KIDD ENJOY HIS RAREBIT?

OH, HE'S BUBBLING OVER. NOW HE WANTS SOME WINE.

OOH.

ARE YOU STUPID? NO.

A NINCOMPOOP? MORONIC?

IDIOTIC?

IMBICILIC?

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?

YOU WENT RIGHT ON BY ME AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.

OOH.

HEY, BRUCE! LOOK!

WAITER. GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I SAID GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

IS IT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, SIR?

GIVE HER ALL SHE WANTS.

[SMACK]

HOW ABOUT ME?

WHY, YOU...

WHAAHAHAH!

HA HA HA HA!

I SEEN SOME UGLY FACES,

BUT YOURS TAKES THE CAKE.

DO YOU SEE THAT?

HEY, ROCKY, WHAT ARE YOU CRYING FOR?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY, PAL.

CAPTAIN KIDD, HE DIDN'T HURT ME.

NO ... NO BRUISES?

NO. I--

WHAT'S THAT, A BROKEN RIB?

OH, NO. THAT'S THE GIRL'S LETTER.

THE GIRL'S LETTER? YEAH.

WHY DIDN'T YOU DELIVER IT LIKE I PROMISED WE WOULD?

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE IT TO BRUCE.

WELL, I'LL MAKE A COPY OF IT,

AND IF I SEE HIM FIRST, I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM.

IF YOU SEE HIM FIRST, YOU GIVE IT TO HIM.

I--SKULL ISLAND?

THIS IS A TREASURE MAP.

T-T-T-T--

TREASURE MAP. LET ME SEE THAT.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CHEATING CAPTAIN KIDD?

HE TOOK OUT THE LETTER AND PUT IN A DIRTY, FILTHY MAP.

NO, NO! DON'T!

THIS MAP IS WORTH A FORTUNE TO US.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GO TO SKULL ISLAND,

SEARCH AROUND AND FIND OUT WHERE THEY BURIED THE TREASURE.

YEAH, AND IF WE GET CAUGHT,

WHO'S GONNA FIND OUT WHERE THEY BURY US?

YOU GOT SOMETHING THERE.

FIRST WE'LL HIDE THE MAP.

YEAH, WE HIDE THE MAP FIRST,

AND THEN YOU CAN HIDE ME SECOND.

NO, NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

WE'LL DISGUISE YOU AS A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.

THEN CAPTAIN KIDD WILL TAKE US TO SKULL ISLAND ON HIS SHIP.

AND SUPPOSE HE WON'T DO THAT?

IT'S UP TO YOU TO TALK HIM INTO IT.

AND THEN YOU CAN DO ME A FAVOR.

WHAT?

TALK ME OUT OF TALKING HIM INTO IT.

AH, GO AWAY!

NOW A TOAST TO OUR PARTNERSHIP,

MY DEAR CAPTAIN BONNEY.

GIVE ME THE MAP. I WANT TO REFRESH MY MEMORY.

"MY DARLING, DARLING, DARLING, I LOVE YOU MADLY!"

WHAT?!

"BUT I AM BEING TORN AWAY FROM THOSE STRONG AFFECTIONATE ARMS."

YOU STOLE THE MAP AND REPLACED IT WITH THIS MUSH.

WHEN COULD I HAVE DONE IT?

AH! THAT FAT LITTLE WAITER.

I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY AND UNPLEASANTLY--

UNPLEASANTLY FOR HIM, THAT IS.

WAITER!

CAPTAIN KIDD, ALLOW ME TO PRESENT

CAPTAIN PUDDIN' FATHERGILL OF THE KING'S GUARD.

STOUT FELLOW.

Kidd: OH, I SEE.

AH, MY DEAR FATHERGILL.

CAPTAIN KIDD! OH, HO HO!

CAPTAIN KIDD, HOW DO YOU DO!

YOU! YOU ARE ADORABLE, MY DARLING.

CAPTAIN FATHERGILL.

I SALUTE YOU, SIR.

I SALUTE YOU, TOO, CAPTAIN KIDD.

ALLOW ME.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

NOT AT ALL.

I'LL USE THIS FOR SMALL BATTLES.

NOBODY WILL EVER NOTICE.

HA HA! HMM.

CAPTAIN KIDD, WE HAVE BUSINESS WITH YOU.

AH, GENTLEMEN, PRAY, BE SEATED.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

AND YOU MADE A MERRY CAMPAIGN.

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS MEDAL?

THAT MEDAL, SIR, I GOT FOR JUMPING OFF THE WESTMINSTER BRIDGE.

VERY INTERESTING. WHERE DID YOU WIN THIS MEDAL?

THAT ONE I GOT FOR JUMPING BACK.

HA HA HA!

MOST DIVERTING.

REALLY, REALLY? YEAH.

CARE FOR A SNIFF?

DON'T MIND IF I DO. I'LL TAKE A WHIFF!

VERY GOOD.

[AH-CHOO!]

[AH-CHOO!]

YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

YOU DO, TOO.

THANKS.

WHERE'S THAT MAP?

UHH!

WHERE'S MY LETTER?

I'LL MAKE A FAIR EXCHANGE.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE LETTER, YOU GIVE ME THE MAP.

CAPTAIN BONNEY, GIVE HIM THE LETTER.

THE MORE I LOOK AT YOU, THE LESS I UNDERSTAND THIS.

NOW GIVE ME THE MAP!

I HID IT.

YOU HID IT?

I KNEW WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH US GUYS

IF I WAS TO GIVE YOU THE MAP.

WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TRUST ME?

WE'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU.

IF YOU TAKE US TO SKULL ISLAND ON YOUR SHIP,

WE'LL SPLIT THE TREASURE.

MY TREASURE!

MY ISLAND!

BUT WE HAVE THE MAP.

YOU WIN, GENTLEMEN. YOU SAIL ON MY SHIP TONIGHT.

MORGAN!

I WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND THE MAP BEFORE WE GET ABOARD.

YES, CAPTAIN.

MORGAN, ESCORT THESE GENTLEMEN ABOARD.

AYE, WE'LL SEE YOU ABOARD SHIP.

GENTLEMEN.

GENTLEMEN, AFTER YOU.

GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE.

PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW...

WELL...

EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN KIDD.

CAPTAIN BONNEY, GOOD-BYE, MY DOLL.

SHE'S WONDERFUL. GOOD-BYE, CAPTAIN KIDD.

Men: ♪ WE SAIL TONIGHT, SET SAIL TONIGHT ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

♪ OVERJOYED TO BE SHOVIN' OUT TO SEA ♪

♪ WE'VE NEVER SEEN DANGER BEFORE ♪

♪ UNTIL WE WERE SAFELY ON SHORE ♪

♪ ALL HAIL TONIGHT, WE SAIL TONIGHT ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

♪ GLAD TO LEAVE A DEN OF THESE HIGHWAYMEN ♪

♪ WHO LAND ON THESE INNOCENT LANDS ♪

♪ IS TAKING YOUR LIFE IN YOUR HANDS ♪

♪ A BLOODTHIRSTY LOT IS WHAT WE'RE KNOWN TO BE ♪

♪ BUT YOU'LL EXCUSE US IF WE SEEM TO ... ♪

♪ WE'RE NOT, REALLY NOT, A DESPERATE PIRATE THIEF ♪

♪ THESE VULTURES HAVE PICKED UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF ♪

♪ SO WE'RE OFF TO LIFT MAST TONIGHT ♪

♪ AT LAST TONIGHT ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

♪ AND THEY'LL GIVE A TURN IF WE DON'T RETURN ♪

HEY, BRUCE!

BRUCE!

♪ ... IS WHAT WE LEAVE TO ♪

♪ THOSE WHO RESPECT THAT WE PLUNDER, INDEED ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

THE MEN SOUND HAPPY.

THE CAREFREE LIFE OF A SEA ROVER

HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED IN POETRY AND SONG.

IF I HAD A SON, I'D RATHER HE BE A PICKPOCKET

OR A HIGHWAYMAN,

A WORTHWHILE OCCUPATION TO KEEP HIM ON LAND.

ANY SON OF YOURS WOULD RISE TO GREAT HEIGHTS...

AIDED BY THE HANGMAN'S NOOSE.

♪ PIRATES ON THE SEA PIRATES ON THE SHORE ♪

♪ PEOPLE AREN'T SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE ♪

♪ WHEN THEY SLIT YOUR THROAT, NO ONE FRIENDLIER ♪

♪ THEY WILL LIKELY SAY, "HERE'S YOUR HEAD, THANK YOU, SIR" ♪

HA HA HA!

♪ WE'RE STARTING ON A LONG TRIP TONIGHT♪

♪ WE SHIP TONIGHT ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

♪ IN THEIR PLEASANT WAY, THEY INSIST WE STAY♪

♪ THOUGH WE WOULD LOVE TO ♪

♪ WE CAN'T AFFORD TO ♪

♪ WE'LL LOSE OUR SHIRTS IF WE DON'T GET ABOARD TONIGHT ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

Morgan: GET ABOARD, YOU SCOUNDRELS!

MAKE READY TO SAIL!

[OFF-KEY] ♪ TONIGHT WE SAIL ♪

ALL RIGHT, LEAVE THOSE WENCHES AND GET ABOUT YOUR WORK!

AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU, PARTNER.

SO YOU GOT THE MAP? YES, SIR.

AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU, PARTNER.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

MORGAN, BRING THE OTHER ONE ABOARD!

AYE, CAPTAIN.

MEN, MAKE MY GUESTS COMFORTABLE.

MORGAN, TAKE THE MAP AWAY FROM THEM.

AYE, SIR.

A-HA! I TOLD YOU THIS GUY WOULDN'T GIVE US A FAIR SHAKE.

"MY DARLING, DARLING--"

I DON'T WANT LOVE LETTERS FROM YOU!

I WANT THAT MAP!

I THINK IT DISAPPEARED. I THINK WE HAD BETTER DISAPPEAR, TOO.

PUDDIN', SAY GOOD-BYE TO CAPTAIN KIDD.

GOOD-BYE, CAPTAIN KIDD.

PUT THEM IN IRONS!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US.

THE THINGS I HAVE TO DO TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY.

[BELL CLANGS]

MAKE READY TO SAIL!

THREE OF OUR CREW IS MISSING, CAPTAIN.

TAKE THE BEST GANG IN SHANGHAI AND REPLACE THEM.

AYE, AYE.

Sailor: MAKE READY TO SAIL!

Morgan: YOU! YOU, TOO.

THERE WERE TWO MEN.

ONE IS SHORT AND FAT, AND THE OTHER ONE--

HAS A MOUSTACHE.

THAT'S THE PAIR! I GOT TO FIND THEM.

YOU WILL. LOOK THAT WAY.

BRING HIM ABOARD!

Kidd: MAKE READY TO SAIL!

HERE THEY ARE, CAPTAIN.

WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS THE MAP?

CAPTAIN, YOU MAY DO WITH ME AS YOU WISH,

BUT I WILL NOT TELL YOU THAT HE HAS THE MAP.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS, A SNITCH?

HUH.

TAKE HIM OUT AND TREAT HIM AS MY GUEST.

AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

AAH!

DO YOU HAVE THE MAP?

HAND IT OVER.

[KNUCKLES CRACKING]

YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD PIRATE.

OH, I DO SO WANT TO BE A GOOD, BRAVE PIRATE.

WHERE'S THE, UH, BOW OF THE BOAT?

THAT'S IN THE FRONT.

WHERE'S THE STERN?

THAT'S IN THE BACK OF THE BOAT.

BUT WHERE'S THE PORT?

IT'S IN THE WINE CLOSET.

SEE IF THE BAROMETER HAS FALLEN.

IT'S STILL HANGING ON THE WALL.

LISTEN TO THIS.

MORGAN!

SET THE SAIL UNDER THE MAST

AND HAUL IN THE OUT CANOPY!

Morgan: AYE, AYE, SIR.

REPEAT THAT ORDER.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

MORGAN!

YOU HEARD WHAT THE CAPTAIN SAID!

SPREAD THAT BREAD AGAINST THE MAST

AND OPEN UP A CAN OF PEAS!

YOU'RE SURE YOU HAVE THE MAP?

OH, YES, YOUR CAPTAIN KIDD.

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

THANK YOU.

CLUMSY.

I TOLD YOU THAT CAPTAIN KIDD WOULDN'T GIVE YOU A FAIR SHAKE.

OH, IF YOU HAD MARKED THE MAP,

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THROWN IT TO BRUCE BY MISTAKE.

I PUT AN "X" ON IT.

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE THE LETTER?

I PUT AN "X" ON THE OTHER CYLINDER.

I THINK I GOT MY "X"s CROSSED.

HOW'S THE GREAT LOVER?

WHO DOES SHE MEAN, ME?

NOT IF SHE'S IN HER RIGHT MIND.

NONSENSE. ONLY A ROMEO COULD INSPIRE SUCH A LETTER.

DO YOU THINK I COULD MAKE YOU FORGET THIS OTHER WOMAN?

UH, WHY DON'T YOU FREE HIM AND FIND OUT?

SOMETIMES MY MEN BECOME FOOLISH

AND TIRE OF ME BEFORE I TIRE OF THEM.

THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

I MAKE A LOVELY WIDOW.

THANK YOU. SEE YOU LATER. SO LONG.

WHY DON'T YOU FREE US AND LET'S TALK THIS THING OVER?

UH-UH.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARE YOU AFRAID OF CAPTAIN KIDD?

WHO'S AFRAID OF CAPTAIN KIDD?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

WE GIVE YOU THE MAP, YOU SET US FREE,

THEN YOU'LL HAVE CAPTAIN KIDD IN YOUR POWER.

THERE YOU ARE.

HURRY UP.

THESE THINGS HURT.

THANK YOU.

OHH! MY FOOT!

THE MAP.

THE MAP. OK.

THERE'S THE MAP.

BRUCE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WAS SHANGHAIED LAST NIGHT.

THANK YOU, MY DEAR.

ONE OF THE DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A PIRATE

IS LACK OF ASSOCIATES ONE CAN TRUST.

YOU'LL REGRET THIS.

AH! AHEM.

"MY DARLING, DARLING, DARLING--"

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS A LOVE LETTER?

I'LL STUFF THIS DOWN HIS THROAT

AND MAKE HIM READ EVERY WORD OF IT,

EVERY SYLLABLE AND EVERY PUNCTUATION MARK.

IF I WEREN'T A PIRATE, I'D CRY!

WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS MAP?

THE MAP! THE MAP!

BRUCE, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DELIVER TO YOU

A NOTE FROM LADY JANE-- A LOVE NOTE.

I KNOW.

YOU GAVE THE LOVE NOTE TO CAPTAIN BONNEY.

GO AND GET IT.

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, ROCKY.

YOU HEARD WHAT CAPTAIN BONNEY SAID

THAT SHE KILLS HER HUSBANDS.

WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO TO A STRANGER?

GO AND GET IT!

ALL RIGHT, BUT IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN TO SEE A SHARK SWIMMING BY,

PICKING HIS TEETH, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

GO AND GET IT!

IF I CATCH THE SNEAKING, SNIVELING CUR THAT'S DONE THIS,

I'LL BOIL HIM IN OIL.

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING HERE.

CAPTAIN KIDD!

HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THIS?

[STAMMERING]

SHUT UP!

HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THIS?

I JUST SLIPPED MY HANDS OUT, LIKE THAT. IT WAS VERY EASY.

YOU SEE, CAPTAIN KIDD, THEY PUT THEM ON IN FRONT--

WHAT FOOL PUT IT ON IN FRONT OF YOU?

THAT FOOL DID IT.

HE SHOULD PUT IT ON ON THE BACK OF YOU,

THEN YOU COULDN'T HAVE MOVED.

WELL, THIS I DON'T KNOW--

HE SHOULD HAVE PUT IT ROUND THE BACK OF YOU

SO THAT YOU COULDN'T MOVE!

I'LL SHOW YOU, LOOK.

LIKE THAT.

NOW LOCK IT.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I SAID LOCK IT!

I THINK HE'S MAD. I'LL LOCK IT.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE MOVED.

OK. HOW'S THAT ONE?

THAT'S IT.

HOW'S THAT NOW?

THAT'S RIGHT. HE CAN'T MOVE NOW.

YOU CAN'T MOVE?

CAN'T MOVE YOUR HANDS OR NOTHING.

NOW YOU CAN'T TAKE 'EM OUT, HUH?

YOU CAN'T DO A THING, SEE?

YOU'RE REALLY TIED IN THERE.

I SURE AM. NOW GET THE KEY AND UNDO THE LOCK.

GET THE KEY-- IT'S BETWEEN MY BELT AND MY STOMACH--

AND UNLOCK 'EM, WILL YA?

YOU MEAN, YOU GOTTA GET THE KEY TO UNLOCK IT?

GET THE KEY AND UNLOCK 'EM, WILL YA?

I JUST GOTTA FIND OUT HOW YOU DO IT.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO HAVE A KEY.

CAN'T YOU GET THE KEY?

NO, I CAN'T GET THE KEY.

GO AHEAD, TAKE YOUR HAND IN THERE

AND GO LIKE THAT, AND TAKE--

I CAN'T GET THE KEY. MY HANDS ARE LOCKED BEHIND MY BACK, YOU FOOL.

YOU CAN'T GET THE KEY.

NO, I CAN'T GET THE KEY.

HA HA HA!

WELL, THIS I'LL TAKE WITH ME.

AND YOU CAN'T GET THE KEY, HUH?

NO.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY LOCKED INTO THE SHACKLES?

I'VE TOLD YOU--

SHUT UP! WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT?

I'LL SLUG YOU ON THE HEAD.

CAPTAIN KIDD'S A TOUGH ONE, HUH?

AFTER THE TREASURE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE AFTER.

YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE ROCKY AND I WITH YA, HUH?

YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE STUPID ONE, HUH?

OOOHH, YOU FAT --

MORGAN!

HEY, BRUCE! HERE'S THE LETTER.

GIVE ME THIS HERE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?

I GOTTA LAUGH. YOU KNOW THIS CAPTAIN KIDD?

I GOT HIM SHACKLED LIKE THIS. HE CAN'T GET HIS HANDS OUT.

STOP.

HOW DID YOU GET IN THIS PREDICAMENT, CAPTAIN?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. UNLOCK 'EM.

GET HER OUT TO ...

AYE.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.

COME ON!

I WANT TO SEE THIS.

HE'S SO CHAINED UP, HE'LL NEVER GET FREE.

COME ON, ROCKY!

HEY, LOOK OUT.

CAPTAIN KIDD.

TAKE IT EASY.

GO ON, TAKE A POKE AT HIM, GO ON.

HE'S NOT SO BAD. TAKE A POKE AT HIM.

YOU SURE HE'S SHACKLED?

GO ON, AFTER ALL-- COME ON.

COME ON, ROCKY. HE'S GOT IT COMING. LET HIM HAVE IT.

GO ON! I GOT HIM SHACKLED.

HA HA! WHAT ARE YOU SCARED ABOUT, ROCKY?

AAH!

I MEAN--

HOLD ON, ROCKY!

AAH!

UM...

UM...

ROCKY? ROCKY?

[PUDDIN' LAUGHING]

HEY, HEY, DID YOU SEE ROCKY RUN?

HOO HA HA HA!

[STAMMERING]

HA HA HA!

[SOBBING]

Sailor: LAND HO!

OFF THE PORT STERN!

MORGAN!

MERCHANT SHIP. IT'LL BE A PRIZE WORTH TAKING.

AND THIS ONE'S ALL MINE.

STINGY!

ALL HANDS ON DECK! MAN THE GUNS!

ALL HANDS ON DECK!

MAN YOUR GUNS!

Sailor: ALL HANDS ON DECK!

Sailor: ALL HANDS MAN THE GUNS.

SHE'S LEVELING HER GUNS. SHE'LL PUT UP A FIGHT.

GOOD. I WAS AFRAID SHE'D RUN AROUND AND STRUGGLE

LIKE YOU AFTER THAT OVERSTUFFED LITTLE MAN.

Sailor: CHECK THE POWDER BEFORE YOU DO--

FIRE!

FIRE!

Morgan: FIRE!

WHAT ABOUT THESE TWO, CAPTAIN?

HAVE THEM MAN A GUN. IF THEY WANT TO LIVE, THEY'LL HAVE TO FIGHT.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

YOU HEARD WHAT THE CAPTAIN SAID.

LET'S HIDE.

FIRE!

FIRE!

RELOAD!

COWARD!

WHERE'S PUDDIN'?

HE'S HIDING AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.

[SHELL WHISTLES]

THERE HE IS.

IF YOU'D HELP CAPTAIN KIDD CAPTURE THAT VESSEL,

HE MIGHT SPARE YOUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT SOMETHING THERE.

WE COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE OFF.

WAIT!

TAKE THIS INTO BATTLE WITH YOU.

[SMACK]

MM-MMM!

COME ON.

HURRY UP! COME ON!

TAKE IT EASY.

THAT'S IT. POWDER IT DOWN.

OK, LIGHT IT AWAY!

TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY.

OK.

HERE IT COMES NOW.

WATCH OUT.

HEY. SOMETHING'S WRONG. MAYBE THE POWDER'S WET.

POWDER'S WET?

MUST BE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WANT TO SEE THAT POWDER IN THERE.

HUH? HOW IS IT?

LET ME SEE.

THAT LOOKS AWFUL DRY TO ME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

PUT ANOTHER BALL IN.

AAH!

WAIT A MINUTE!

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

THE CANNON WAS ON FIRE.

AHHHH!

Sailor: MORE POWDER!

Sailor: BELOW THE STERN!

AAH!

WAS THAT ME?

FIRE!

PREPARE TO BOARD HER!

PREPARE TO BOARD HER!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? TAKE IT EASY.

NEVER MIND THIS.

DON'T BE HASTY.

HAVE SOME OF THIS TO CALM YOUR NERVES.

HEY!

[CLANG]

I'LL SMACK 'EM IN...

[CLANG]

HOPE THE LONDON PAPERS GET THIS STRAIGHT.

THEY HAVEN'T BEEN TOO KIND TO ME LATELY.

PUT 'EM BELOW!

BRUCE!

STAND BY TO SCUTTLE THE ENGLISHMEN!

CAST OFF THE PRIZE SHIP BEFORE SHE BLOWS UP!

CAST OFF!

ALL HANDS ALOFT TO MAKE SAIL!

HOIST OVER!

[EXPLOSIONS]

SHE APPEALS TO ME.

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD APPEAL TO HER?

IF I'M ANY JUDGE OF WOMANHOOD, SHE'LL SLAP YOUR FACE.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY CHARMS.

ANY WAGERS, CAPTAIN BONNEY?

AHEM.

CAPTAIN KIDD WELCOMES YOU AS HIS PERSONAL CAPTIVE.

AAIIIYYII!

STILL WANT TO WAGER, CAPTAIN?

LADY JANE! LADY JANE!

LADY JANE!

YOU KNOW HER?

YEAH, SHE'S THE GIRL THAT WROTE THE LETTER.

WITH HUNDREDS OF MERCHANT SHIPS SAILING THE SEAS,

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE THE ONE SHE'S ON AND BRING HER TO HIM.

ESCORT THE LADY TO MY QUARTERS, MORGAN.

AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU!

CAPTAIN KIDD! CAPTAIN KIDD!

CAPTAIN KIDD!

CAPTAIN KIDD, IF I GIVE YOU THE MAP,

WOULD YOU ALLOW LADY JANE, ROCKY, AND MYSELF

TO USE ONE OF YOUR BOATS TO GO TO ENGLAND OR AMERICA?

AND YOU CAN COME, TOO.

NO, THANK YOU. NOT UNTIL I GET MY SHARE OF THE TREASURE.

PRODUCE THE MAP, AND I'LL GRANT YOUR REQUEST REGARDING THE BOAT.

IF I GIVE YOU THE MAP, IS IT A DEAL?

IT'S A DEAL. RIGHT.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE-- UH-OH.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE MAP. HERE'S THE MAP.

THERE'S THE BOAT.

HA HA HA HA!

LADY JANE...

I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

OH, YOU MUST EAT.

YOU CAN'T STARVE YOURSELF. IT'S UNHEALTHY.

WHAT IS BRUCE DOING ON THIS BOAT?

HE WAS SHANGHAIED.

BUT WHY DOESN'T HE TALK TO ME?

OH, HE DON'T DARE, LADY JANE.

IF CAPTAIN KIDD EVER SAW HIM TALK TO YOU,

HE'D--KKKKHHH!

PLEASE EAT, LADY JANE.

I'M NOT HUNGRY. JUST PUT IT SOMEPLACE.

♪ SPEAK TO ME OF THE TALL PINE ♪

♪ WHERE THE WILD FLOWERS DWELL ♪

♪ SPEAK TO ME OF THE TALL PINE ♪

♪ AND I'LL ANSWER YOU WELL ♪

♪ ON MY BELOVED COUNTRYSIDE ♪

♪ THERE I MET MY LOVE ♪

♪ MY LOVE WAS FAIR ♪

♪ FAIR AS LEAVES ON THE BENDED BOUGH ♪

♪ FAIR AS SKIES UP ABOVE ♪

♪ AS WE WALKED ALONG THE SHADED LANE ♪

♪ WASN'T HE MINE? ♪

♪ HE SAID HE WOULD WITH HIS TWO HANDS ♪

♪ BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF PINE ♪

♪ SPEAK TO ME OF THE TALL PINE ♪

♪ AND THE MEMORIES START ♪

♪ SPEAK TO ME OF THE TALL PINE ♪

♪ AND I'LL SPEAK WITH MY HEART ♪

♪ A HOUSE TO GRACE THE COUNTRYSIDE ♪

♪ PROUD OF WHERE IT STANDS ♪

♪ BEYOND THE DOOR WILL BE CHAIRS AND A TABLE, TOO ♪

♪ THAT I'LL MAKE WITH MY HANDS ♪

♪ ONE THING YOU'LL MAKE I'LL CHERISH MOST ♪

♪ MAKE YOUR LOVE MINE ♪

♪ AND IN THE CRADLE, BABY SLEEPS ♪

♪ CRADLE MADE OUT OF PINE ♪

♪ SPEAK TO ME OF THE TALL PINE ♪

♪ WHERE THE WILD FLOWERS DWELL ♪

♪ SPEAK TO ME OF THE TALL PINE ♪

♪ AND I'LL ANSWER YOU WELL ♪

[CRASH]

YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,

I WANTED TO KILL YOU,

BUT NOW I WANT TO KISS YOU.

[SMACK]

EH-EH! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

CAPTAIN BONNEY'S QUARTERS?

NO. CAPTAIN KIDD'S TAKING A STROLL AROUND THE DECK.

WE'RE GOING INTO HIS QUARTERS AND GET THAT MAP.

I'D RATHER GO IN HER QUARTERS.

WE'RE GOING TO CAPTAIN KIDD'S QUARTERS.

HE DON'T APPEAL TO ME.

OOH!

CAPTAIN KIDD'S QUARTERS. COME ON.

NOW, THE MAP'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

LOOK AROUND.

DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE.

HOW CAN YOU GET SO WET IN A DRY ROOM?

ROUGH SEA, I THINK.

WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN A ROUGH SEA?

WHERE WERE YOU?

I WENT AND OPENED THE WINDOW.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

OVER HERE?

THERE'S NO ROUGH SEA OUT THERE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

LOOK FOR THE MAP.

COME ON, STOP THIS NONSENSE.

PPLLL! PPLLL!

WHAT ARE YOU PPLLLING ABOUT?

DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?

OH, WHY DON'T YOU DRY YOURSELF OFF?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS OPENING UP THE WINDOW, AND--

STOP. COME HERE. COME HERE.

COME HERE.

YOU HAVE TO WATCH.

IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN OUT THERE?

HERE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT OUT THERE?

COME HERE! COME HERE!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT WEATHER OUT THERE?

ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?

TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

GET UP AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

ANYTHING WRONG? WELL, THEN, STOP IT.

NOW, LOOK FOR THE MAP.

NOW, COME ON. IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.

HEY, MAYBE IT'S IN A PANEL.

OWWOOO!

COME ON, NEVER MIND YOUR--

OWWOOO!

QUIET!

MAYBE SOME KIND OF A PANEL.

THAT'S IT.

[SPUTTERING]

ROCKY!

HUH?

I GOT THE MA-MA-MAP!

HUH? WHAT IS THAT?

THE MAP. THE MAP. I FOUND THE MAP.

IT'S THE MAP.

WE GOTTA WORK FAST BEFORE ANYONE COMES.

STUDY THAT MAP. LOOK AT IT CAREFULLY.

YOU'VE GOT TO EAT IT.

YOU'VE GOT TO EAT IT AND GET RID OF IT.

KEEP IT UP IN HERE.

REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT YOU EAT.

YOU WANT ME TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT I EAT HERE?

REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU EAT. NOW, STUDY IT.

I'VE GOT A PHOTOCELL MIND.

THAT A-BOY.

NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.

YOU GOT A LITTLE SAUCE IN YOUR POCKET?

NEVER MIND THE SAUCE.

GET RID OF THAT BEFORE ANYONE COMES.

AFTER I EAT THIS, CAN I PAINT A MOUSTACHE ON HIM?

YES, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT,

AND I'LL MEET YOU UP ON DECK.

[BURPS]

MUST BE ONE OF THOSE ROCKS ON THE ISLAND.

[HUMMING]

HA HA! PRETTY GOOD.

I'D HAVE SWORN I PUT A MOUSTACHE ON HIM.

YOU DIDN'T. I DIDN'T?

NO. OH.

WILL YOU--OH!

I FORGOT SOMETHING.

AHH...I ENJOYED THAT.

STUFFY IN HERE.

[BURPS]

SOMETHING YOU ATE?

HA HA HA!

AHHH!

THAT'S BETTER.

[INHALES]

HA HA HA HA!

GET WET?

HA HA HA HA!

Sailor: SKULL ISLAND!

HARD TO PORT STERN!

♪ POINT THE JIB, LIFT THE SAIL ♪

♪ GET YOUR RIB OFF YOUR TAIL ♪

♪ ALL THE WAY FROM LIVERPOOL ♪

♪ AS AWAY-I-AY WE GO ♪

♪ WITH ALL OF THE GRUB THAT'S IN THE HOLD ♪

♪ THE GRUB THAT THEY SERVE IS TWO MONTHS OLD ♪

♪ TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THEY SERVE IT COLD ♪

♪ AWAY-I-AY-I-O ♪

♪ AND THE BELLES OF AMSTERDAM AND THE DARLINGS OF BORDEAUX ♪

♪ HAD FEW LITTLE GIRLS FOR COMPANY ♪

♪ BUT AFTER A MONTH OR SO AT SEA ♪

♪ THE UGLIEST ONES LOOK GOOD TO ME ♪

♪ AWAY-I-AY-I-O ♪

♪ I LIVED BY THE OCEAN WITH MY MANY HEIRS ♪

Man: ♪ HE'S GOT A LOT, YOU KNOW ♪

♪ AND LET'S ALL REMEMBER THAT I DRANK MY CARES ♪

♪ AWAY-I-AY-IO ♪

♪ AWAY-I-AY-IO ♪

Kidd: PULL THAT BOAT IN CLOSER TO SHORE.

IT ISN'T THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR, BUT I CALL IT HOME.

YOU'VE DONE WELL FOR YOURSELF.

AH, YOU WILL BE AS SAFE HERE AS-- AS IN A PRISON?

NICELY PUT. WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?

Kidd: MORGAN, OPEN THE SACK.

Morgan: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

OH! I'LL NEVER LEARN.

STAY CLOSE BY HER AND SEE THAT SHE DOESN'T ESCAPE.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

[GROANS]

AHH. HELLO!

BOY, I'M GLAD WE LOST CAPTAIN KIDD.

HEY--EEH!

YOU COME HERE,

AND LEAD ME TO THAT TREASURE

BEFORE THAT ADDLEPATED BRAIN OF YOURS FORGETS.

HAH.

A TREE.

THREE PACES SOUTH.

1, 2, 3.

GET OFF MY FOOT.

I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN. 5 PACES WEST.

1. [WHISTLES]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

DIG! DIG!

DIG.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'RE WELCOME, SIR.

DIG! YES, SIR.

HA HA. I WIN.

DIG! AND YOU DIG, TOO.

[GRUNTING]

THIS DIRT IS HEAVY.

HEAVY? YEAH.

EH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

COME ON, WILL YOU, PLEASE?

[GRUNTING]

I THINK I HIT THE TREASURE.

YOU HIT IT? IT'S HEAVY. COME AND SEE.

I--IT'S THE SAME THING. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

COME ON. DIG.

HEY.

I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT!

COME ON! GIVE ME A HAND.

GIVE ME A HAND. LIFT THIS UP.

OK. HOLD IT. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE

1, 2, 3, COME ON.

UHH.

COME ON.

HELLO, CAPTAIN KIDD. [LAUGHS]

DIG.

COME ON.

HEH HEH.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SHOVELING THE DIRT.

DON'T THROW IT INTO THAT HOLE THERE.

I'M DIGGING THIS OUT MYSEL--COME HERE.

GET OVER HERE. GET OVER THERE,

AND THROW YOUR DIRT IN AN OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

[GRUNTS]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAKING A HOLE, THE WAY YOU--

DON'T THROW IT INTO MY HOLE!

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING MAD FOR?

AH...I'M GOING TO RELAX. WELL, GO AHEAD.

YOU GO AHEAD AND DIG.

[LAUGHS]

[AH-CHOO]

Bruce: NOW, DON'T YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY,

OR I CAN MAKE IT MIGHTY MISERABLE FOR YOU.

HOW MISERABLE CAN YOU MAKE IT?

HA HA.

[KISS]

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

AAH!

Puddin': UHH!

ALAS, POOR YORICK.

I KNEW HIM WELL.

A FELLOW OF INFINITE--

THAT'S THE WRONG PLAY, DAKE.

[CLANG]

THAT YOUR HEAD OR THE TREASURE CHEST?

COULDN'T BE HIS HEAD THIS HAS GOT SOMETHING IN IT.

HA HA HA HA.

HOW AM I GOING TO LOOK

WEARING ALL THOSE DIAMONDS?

BRING IT UP.

COME ON, PICK IT UP.

Morgan: TAKE IT ACROSS THE ISLAND TO HEADQUARTERS.

Man: CLEAR OVER THE HILL?

Morgan: YOU HEARD ME. GET A MOVE ON.

Man: HEY.

Puddin': HEY, YOU'RE GETTING US ALL DIRTY.

Rocky: NOW, AREN'T THEY NICE FELLOWS,

HELPING US TO FILL THIS HOLE?

MAN COULD LIVE ALL HIS LIFE IN LUXURY ON THESE.

SO COULD A WOMAN. WHEN DO WE SAIL?

OH, I'M GOING TO DOUBLE-CROSS YOU.

THAT'S TRADITIONAL, LOVE.

AM I TO BE SHOT OR HANGED?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW. THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TO BE DISPOSED OF,

I HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND.

MORGAN, DROP THOSE.

SHUT THAT UP.

AYE.

TAKE IT AWAY.

YOU HEARD WHAT THE CAPTAIN SAID.

Puddin': HEY, WE OUGHT TO GET OUT NOW AND HELP THEM.

Rocky: I GOT A FEELING THEY WON'T LET US GET OUT.

Puddin': YOU AND I DIGGING OUR OWN GRAVES.

WHO PUT US INTO THIS?

PUDDIN,' PUDDIN,' COME ON OUT.

AAH!

GIVE ME YOUR HAND, AND I'LL HELP YOU OUT OF THERE.

[GRUNTING]

OH, HOW DID YOU-- AAH!

THAT'S HOT!

ROCKY!

UHH!

HERE, THEN.

[GRUNTING]

UHH. COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON UP HERE ATTABOY. ATTABOY.

GET UP.

[CRASH]

PUDDIN.' WHERE'S PUDDIN'?

THERE HE IS.

PUDDIN'!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

COME ON. GET OUT OF THERE.

COME ON. [GRUNTS]

ATTABOY. UHH.

COME ON.

HEY, ROCKY.

COME ON, ROCKY. GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

THAT-A-BOY.

UHH! THANKS, CAPTAIN BONNEY.

CAPTAIN KIDD HAS DOUBLE-CROSSED US,

AND HE'S DECIDED TO KILL US TONIGHT.

H-HOW IN THE WORLD CAN WE ESCAPE?

YOU BOYS STEAL A BOAT, AND I'LL ARRANGE FOR LADY JANE AND BRUCE

TO KEEP THE PIRATES OCCUPIED.

Both: AYE, AYE, SIR!

OK. [CRASH]

ALL RIGHT--

[INDISTINCT CHATTER, CONCERTINA PLAYING]

GIVE ME THAT.

THE WENCH AND I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU, CAPTAIN.

MM-HMM.

HAVE HER DANCE, TOO.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

HEY, YOU.

Man: GET OVER HERE AND HELP ENTERTAIN THE MEN.

OVER THERE.

♪ I'M NORTH OF NOWHERE ♪

♪ SOUTH OF SOMEDAY ♪

♪ LOST WHEN YOU ARE AWAY FROM ME ♪

♪ OH, MY LOVE, WILL I FIND YOU THERE ♪

♪ NORTH OF NOWHERE, SOUTH OF SOMEDAY, TOO? ♪

BRAVO!

SHH! SORRY.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. Bruce: ♪ ...NO FURTHER THAN MY ♪

♪ TRUE LOVE'S EYE... ♪

Both: AAH!

[GROWLING]

[LADY JANE SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

HERE WE ARE, CAPTAIN KIDD,

AND HERE I AM.

Lady Jane: ♪ ...SKY ♪

GOOD WORK.

NOW WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

WE DON'T GO ANYWHERES FROM HERE.

WE'VE GOT TO SAVE LADY JANE AND BRUCE.

COME ON. WAIT A MINUTE.

♪ ...SOMEDAY ♪

♪ LOST WHEN YOU ARE AWAY FROM ME ♪

♪ I WOULD KNOW THE HARBOR OF YOUR ARM ♪

♪ DRIFT UPON A LONELY SEA ♪

♪ I LOOK TO SKIES ABOVE ME ♪

♪ STARS TO GUIDE ME ♪

♪ ON THE LONG VOYAGE HOME TO YOU ♪

♪ OH, MY LOVE, WILL I FIND YOU THERE? ♪

♪ NORTH OF NOWHERE ♪

♪ SOUTH OF SOMEDAY, TOO ♪

[ALL CHEERING]

HEY, MAC, HOW ABOUT THE DANCE?

Puddin': ENOUGH OF THAT.

LEAVE THAT WENCH ALONE.

SHE IS MY PRIZE.

I DO NOT WISH HER TO BE EXHAUSTED.

AVAST, YOU CROW BAIT,

OR YE SHALL HANG BY THE ARMS

IN THE YARD. YARDARMS.

OH, COME TO ME, MY PRETTY ONE.

YOU'RE ADORABLE.

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. IT'S ONLY ME.

WHEN I KISS YOU, SWOON.

[KISS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

HEY, YOU'RE OVERDOING IT.

SING, YOU FOOLS, WHILE I WOO THIS WENCH.

All: ♪ HOIST YOUR GAL, HAVE YOUR DRINK ♪

♪ FILL YOUR MUG TO THE BRINK ♪

COME ON, LADY JANE.

Rocky: AT LAST YOU DONE SOMETHING RIGHT. COME ON. LET'S GO.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE'S CAPTAIN BONNEY?

I DON'T-- HERE I AM, PUDDIN.'

OH, CAPTAIN BONNEY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO CAPTAIN KIDD? WHO DID THAT?

I DID. ALL I DID WAS TAKE THIS HERE SHOVEL

AND I WENT--BANG!

HIT HIM RIGHT ON THE HEAD.

HE'S BEEN LAYING LIKE THIS EVER SINCE.

NICE GOING, PUDDIN.'

I'M GOING TO SIGNAL THE SHIP.

THEY OUGHT TO BE IN SIGHT ANY MINUTE.

COME ON. COME ON, FOLKS.

Rocky: NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. NO.

I'M GOING WITH CAPTAIN BONNEY.

YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH CAPTAIN KIDD.

WAIT A MINUTE! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THESE TOUGH JOBS,

I GOT TO STAY HERE AND LOOK OVER HIM.

ALL RIGHT, THEN, YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH CAPTAIN KIDD

AND I'LL GO WITH CAPTAIN BONNEY.

THAT'S BETTER.

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

Men: ♪ AWAY-I-AY-I-O ♪

♪ HOIST YOUR GAL, HAVE YOUR DRINK ♪

♪ FILL YOUR MUG... ♪

CAPTAIN BONNEY NEEDS HELP.

MAN YOUR GUNS. AYE, AYE, SIR.

MAN YOUR GUNS!

[MEN SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

[COUGHING]

YE GOT A HANKIE? [COUGHS]

YEAH. HERE, CAPTAIN KIDD.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [COUGHING]

[BLOWS NOSE]

OH... I FEEL BETTER NOW.

YOU ALL RIGHT NOW? I'M ALL RIGHT NOW, YES.

[COUGHING] JUST A MINUTE.

[BLOWS NOSE]

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

MUCH BETTER, THANK YOU.

YOU REALLY DO? YEAH, REALLY.

GOOD.

[MEN SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

FIRE WHEN READY.

Man: FIRE!

Second man: FIRE!

Men: ♪ FROM YOUR-- ♪

CAPTAIN KIDD! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!

[EXPLOSION]

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED? MAN THE BOAT!

AYE, AYE. AVAST, YOU ...!

AVAST! [IN REGULAR VOICE] THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO.

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?

UH-OH. [IN GRUFF VOICE] WELL, I'VE BEEN

AROUND THE LITTLE FAT FELLA SO MUCH,

[CLEARS THROAT] I'M STARTING TO TALK LIKE HIM.

YOU TALK A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH LIKE HIM.

UH, CAPTAIN KIDD. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

SOMEBODY HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL.

WHO? UH-- ME.

OH! OOH! UHH!

HA HA HA!

ONE MORE BROADSIDE,

AND CAPTAIN KIDD WILL BE A CAPTAIN WITHOUT A CREW.

GOOD.

AND CAPTAHOLD YOUR FIRE. A CAPTAINTHEY'RE DONE FOR.

Man: AHOY THERE. HOLD YOUR FIRE.

MY MEN HAVE DESTROYED THEM.

WE MUST GET THE TREASURE ABOARD MY SHIP

BEFORE CAPTAIN KIDD CATCHES UP WITH US.

BRUCE AND I WILL CARRY THE CHEST.

YOU GET THE BOAT READY.

YEAH. COME ON. GO.

THAT'S CAPTAIN KIDD.

HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE.

LOAD AND FIRE, AND DON'T MISS.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

LOAD AND FIRE!

Man: FIRE!

HEY, DON'T SHOOT! I'M ON YOUR SIDE!

[STAMMERING]

OH!

Man: FIRE!

[WHIMPERING]

Man: RELOAD!

CEASE FIRING. THEY'RE WAVING A WHITE FLAG.

Man: CEASE FIRE! IT MUST BE WRAPPED AROUND A BARREL.

NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET UP ON YOUR FEET. I--OH.

HA HA HA HA! I MUST'VE SCARED HIM.

I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU, CAPTAIN.

PUT HIM IN IRONS.

YOU SHUT UP. AAH!

YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM.

NO, YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM.

THIS THING'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

HE WENT THATAWAY.

WHICH WAY DID THEY GO, CAPTAIN?

THAT WAY. THAT WAY?

AAAAH!

[STAMMERING]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

OOF!

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

AAH!

UHH!

[WHISTLING]

ALL OF CAPTAIN KIDD'S CREW HAVE GONE DOWN TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER.

YOUR MEN ARE ABOUT TO LAND.

I HAVE A FIRST MATE.

COULD YOU USE A SECOND MATE?

MORGAN, DID I OVERHEAR YOU SAY

YOU WANT TO BE ON OUR SIDE?

AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

OOH. AYE, AYE.

MORGAN, I WANT YOU AND ROCKY

TO TAKE THIS TREASURE CHEST TO CAPTAIN BONNEY'S SHIP.

YES, SIR.

CAPTAIN. [SCOFFS]

TAKE IT AWAY.

BRUCE, YOU AND LADY JANE,

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THEM.

AYE AYE. SIR. AYE, AYE.

Bonney: WELL, HOW ABOUT ME?

YOU KEEP YOUR EYE ON ME.

OH, PUDDIN.'

[CLUCKING]

CALL ME BY MY LAST NAME--HEAD.

PUDDIN' HEAD.

[SMACK]

All: ♪ FOR ANY MOON WE'LL SAIL BENEATH ♪

♪ THE BIG AND LITTLE DIPPER ♪

♪ AND IF WE'RE LOADED TO THE TEETH ♪

♪ WE OWE IT TO THE SKIPPER ♪

♪ AGAIN WE'RE OFF TO SEA, TO THE ONLY HOME WE KNOW... ♪

HEY, MORGAN!

♪ A WORLD WHERE A MAN HARPOONS A WHALE ♪

♪ AWAY-I-AY-I, AWAY-I-AY-I-O ♪

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