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"G, ' [ "Marines Hymn ” ]

I; [ Fades]

♪♪ [ Male Chorus ]

"g, ' [ "Marines Hymn ” ]

"g, ' [ "Over There ” ]

[Narrator] This is France, 7978...

World War l.

The firstAmerican troops to land in France and to fight in France were the marines.

They were veterans who had seen service all over the world...

China, Cuba, Santa Domingo, Mexico and the Philippine Islands.

This is a company of those marines...

Company “L 3rd Battalion, 5th Regiment...

returning from the front.

- What outfit is this, buddy? - [ Gargling]

What outfit is it?

This is the 1 O1 Ranch, and I'm Pawnee Bill.

- All right, wise guy! What outfit? - Company 5th Marines!

- Thanks. - Hey, that's us.

I know it.

- Who's your commanding officer? - [Together] Flagg!

- Who? - [Together] Captain Flagg.

Captain Flagg.

- Wait a minute! - Isn't that the outfit we're assigned-

Yeah. Captain Flagg.

We're not due in till tomorrow, and I am not joining Flagg's outfit until I have to.

We got lost, see? Come on.

Hagg-

g, ' [Bug/es, Marching Drums]

Company, attention!

Charmaine! Charmaine! Charmaine!

[Speaking French]

[ Man ] Company, forward!

Eyes... right!

G, ' [Continues]

Squad, right!

Company... halt!

Dismiss your men and feed 'em.

Fall out!

[Speaking French]

[Speaking French]

[Speaking French]

[All Shouting]

", >,>[ Piano: “Marines Hymn"]

[JM Discordant Notes]

Try it again, Moran.

[JM Discordant Notes]

Eight hundred and fifty-three francs to date.

♪♪ [ Classical]

- [stops] - Sorry, Sergeant.

♪♪ [ “Marines Hymn“]

- [Grunts] - JM Discordant Notes]

No, no, no, no, no! [ French]

I.' [ Piano]

Moran, wait a minute. Hey, Charmaine.

- How 'bout a little song? - [ Men Applauding]

[ French]

Enchanté, Charmaine.

I.' [ Piano]

[JM French]

- [Grunts] - [ Men Laughing]

♪♪ [ Continues]

♪♪ [ Singing In French, Gasps]

- How's business, Pete? - [ French]

No kiddin'?

[Grunts]

Not that bad, huh?

Mm-hmm.Yeah.

Very good. Very good. Yeah.

Huh? Well, fine. Yeah. Hey, where are the boots? - Huh?

- The boots. - Boots?

- Boots. Yeah, boots. - Boots.

Our'. Boots. Boots, boots!

- Ah, the boots. Our'. - Yeah.

- [ French] - No, no, no. Boots, boots.

Boots, boots.

Yeah, the boots. Les boots. Please.

I said it.

Huh? Huh? Oui.

All right. Okay. When I want to go to Paris, I want to look very neat and very snappy, eh? All right.

J, P[All Singing]

Hey-anybody home?

Hey in there!

Lewisohn, trot out that high school French ofyours.

[ French]

- [ French] - But we are your allies. [ French]

Allies!

Wait a minute. Wait a second. You got any money on you? Take your time.

- Yeah, a little. - Well, let's have it.

- There you are. - [ French]

[Repeats In French] See?

Remind me to tell you sometime what I was doing while you were in high school.

[ Man Continues Speaking In French]

[ Cow Lowing ]

Lewisohn!

Lewisohn!

' [ French] ' [ French]

Maybe I should have gone to high school.

[ French]

[ Gasps ] Cap/tame!

[ French]

- What, baby? - What are you doing in my room?

I've been looking over your medal collection.

Ah, that's nothing. But you must go back to your room. - Yeah, in a minute.

Captain Flagg. Hiya, Charmaine.

I got almost everything packed. Will you want your long underwear in Paris?

No. Shove off, lamebrain!

- You're going to Paris? - Yeah.

- Take me with you. - I can't. It's impossible.

Why? - Very important meeting. Theyre gonna be asking me questions.

You? - Yeah. They want the point of view ofan observer from up front.

- Get outta here! Will you get out? - All right, all right.

Well, I've observed much. I'd be glad to tell them.

Yeah, I know, but I can't.

Your father wouldn't like it. What would he think about it?

Papa? Well, Papa, he would be very glad...

if you would marry me and take me with you to Paris.

_ M_Mar W _ NCQYOu?

Uh, no, no.

No, it's impossible, Charmaine. I'd like to, but I can't. You see...

uh, I'm married already.

- You terrible liar. - Oh, no, I'm not. I'll prove it to ya.

Wait. Oh, here. Here's a picture.

Picture of my wife right here. There it is.

“Lillian Russell.“

That was her maiden name.

“Sweet Ca poral.“

Sweet corporal. You see, I was a corporal when she married me.

That's what she always called me. Always called me. Yep.

Her sweet-sweet corporal.

- Captain Flagg? - Is it important, Mr. Moore?

- Urgent. - That door.

Take me with you anyway.

I can't, baby. I can't.

- She is very beautiful. - [Knocking]

Come in.

Oh, I-I beg your pardon, Captain.

Sir, what about those three men who are supposed to go up to Le Mans to get the Croix de Guerre?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

All right, get 'em out of the guardhouse...

and have 'em take a bath and send 'em up with an M.P. escort.

And tell 'em not to belt the French general when he kisses 'em. It's part of the ceremony.

Aye, aye, sir.

What an outfit.

Oh, Capitaine.

[ Flagg] So these are the new replacements. - [Man] Yes, sir,

Mm-hmm. What does headquarters think I am, a wet nurse?

It's a citizens' army these days, Captain Flagg.

Citizens' army!

I'll bet not one of them has even voted yet!

- You, how old are you? - Going on 20, sir.

- In how manyyears? - Two, sir.

- You? - [ High-pitched] Seventeen, sir.

Seventeen whole years.

- Where do you hide 'em? - Here, sir.

You might as well wear these while you're here.

- Yes, sir. - You'll need 'em.

- You, where do you come from? - Providence. Rhode Island, sir.

I know where it is. What kind ofajob do you have there?

I know where it is. What kind ofajob do you have there?

L- Well, nothing, sir.

I was gonna go to college before this came up.

- This is your firstjob. - Yes, sir.

Well, we'll try to teach you what you have to know.

And the more you learn, the better your chances will be of staying alive.

College.

Texas!

Feed 'em, mister. Feed 'em.

Pick up your bags.

Right face.

Let me know when that new top soldier gets here. He's got his work cut out for him.

Aye, aye, sir.

- “ L“ Company? - Company headquarters.

- More like a two-bit flophouse to me. - We aim to please.

Please yourselves. I'm the new top soldier here. Who's company clerk?

I am. - Clear this stinkin' mess and let's look at what you're doin'!

You heard what he said. Get out of here and don't come back till I send for you.

Lose weight!

- Anything else, Top? - Yeah. Here.

[JM Funeral March]

Is hein?

Are you the new top soldier?

- Is he in? - He's waiting for you.

Well, tell him I'm here. Now!

- Your name. - Lipinsky.

Lewisohn. Put him on your roster. Help him with his gear. - Aye, aye.

There.

Captain Flagg, your new top soldier is here.

Well, it's about time. Send him in.

Aye, sir.

- China! - Nicaragua!

Philippines!

Sergeant Quirt reporting for duty and requesting transfer at the same time.

- And there it is in triplicate. - You know something.

- You're not gonna get it. - No?

- You know why? I'm glad to see ya. - No.

- You are? - Yeah.

When I asked for a replacement, I thought they'd send me a run-of-the-mill soldier.

And instead, they send me the finest sergeant in the entire corps.

You must really be in trouble to want me.

Cards on the table, Quirt, I am.

I got a company made up of half old men and halfgreen kids who want you to wipe their noses.

I want you to take those kids and show 'em what they're in for.

Make 'em hard, but don't break 'em. Eight hours of guns and drill a day.

And make them so hard they'd rather eat steel than take a dressing down from you.

Begging your pardon, but where are you gonna be while all this is going on?

I'm gonna be in Paris. I got eight days leave. Why?

If you don't know why you're going to Paris, I'd be the last one to try to tell you.

Ki per! Ki per. All the platoon leaders, on the double. - Aye, sir.

Who's this? - Tewxkohn. Came up with me. Just got out of the hospital.

- Wounded, soldier? - No, sir. Measles.

Measles!

Measles!

Babies. Always sending me babies.

- Look. I wanna show you the layout. - [Knocking]

Come in. We're holding over here.

On our left is the French.

Another baby to see you, Captain Flagg.

Charmaine, what are you doing here?

I've changed my mind. I'm going with you.

I don't mind if you're going to be busy in Paris. I'll be busy too.

I'll bet!

Charmaine, I thought we settled all this last night.

First, I can't take you to Paris because of your father and my wife.

Second, I haven't got room on the motorcycle.

Third, I might not stay in Paris. This is gonna be one of the biggest meetings of the war.

- General Pershing himselfis gonna be there. - You're a terrible liar. Is he not, Sergeant?

Huh? - It's not true that General Pershing would talk to him?

It's true, lady. Absolutely true. Captain Flagg here is a very important man.

He has to go to Paris. As a matter of fact, that's why I'm here.

I'm what you'd call a sort of a... replacement.

I do not understand. - Never mind. And don't you try to explain either.

Now, Charmaine, you go on home to Papa Pete.

And wait for Captain Flagg. You're my girl, remember?

And if I hear of your running around with anybody else...

I will tearyou in two. [imitates Ripping Sound]

See? Now, go on home.

- Good night, Charmaine. - Good-bye, Captain.

- Good-bye, Sergeant. - Good-bye.

Replacement, huh? Don't try anything while I'm gone.

I broke you in China for something like this and I'll breakyou again.

- Whatever happened to that little girl? - What little girl?

Don't give me that! The one in Chefoo, China. - Captain, I saved your life.

Ifit hadn't been for me you'd have married that little girl and right now...

be running a Chinese laundry with the seat of your pants hanging out between your knees.

- What happened to her? - What happened to the battleship Maine?

- Platoon commanders aboard, sir. - Send 'em in.

Wait a minute. Who's senior?

Aldrich.

[ Soldiers, Together] Attention!

Gentlemen, this is First Sergeant Quirt who'll be in charge here.

This is Lieutenant Aldrich, Lieutenant Moore, Lieutenant Schmidt.

Aldrich, you are senior here, aren't you?

Yes, sir. Two days ahead of the others, sir.

You'll be in command.

Ask Quirt for any advice you need. I'll be back Wednesday week.

Now, men, Sergeant Quirt...

is one of the best darn soldiers that ever tore up a memorandum receipt.

I have soldiered with him all over the world.

And there isn't a finer, cleaner, smarter marine afloat than Quirt...

when he's sober.

And while he's sober, he'll run this outfit whether I'm here or absent.

But, uh, Quirt... loves the bottle.

And when he's drunk, he is the lousiest...

filthiest tramp that ever wore a uniform.

He's even worse than I am. And I don't allow anybody to get as bad as that.

Ifhe tanks up, I'll bust him.

I busted him before and I'll bust him again.

Get that, Aldrich.

The first time you find him down in the square with his face in the dirt...

lock him up, and keep him locked up till I get back.

But if he behaves himself, give him his head and let him have anything he wants.

He's forgotten more about being a soldier than any of you college boys will ever know.

Now, ifyou're wise...

- you will not play cards with him. - [ Laughs]

You said it. And before you lend him any money...

kiss it one last long farewell.

He'll steal your cognac...

he'll steal your socks, your women...

and your front teeth ifthey've got any gold in them.

That's all. Kiper.

- Motorcycle alongside, sir. - Give her a spin and we'll shove off.

Gangway-

[Soldier] Attention!

Right face! Forward march!

Just kidding, sir.

- [ Muttering] - Will do!

Wheel blocks away!

[JMSinging In French]

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

[Chanting] We do the fightin' for the navy.

[Chanting] And the sailors get the gravy.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Had a girl in Madagascar.

First I kissed her, then I asked her.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

When I lost that blond Norwegian.

Went and joined the foreign legion.

Hup, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

[ Counting In French]

just like our soldiers.

Next thing we're gonna take up is the marching manual done in 16 counts.

Starts from right shoulder arms and it goes like this.

One, two, three, four...

five, six, seven, eight...

nine, 10, 11, 12...

13,14,15,16.

That's the way we do it in the corps, and that's the way you're gonna do it. Any questions?

Attention! Right shoulder arms!

[Chattering lndistinctly]

Sixteen count manual ho! One, two, three, four.

- Left, two, three, four. - [ Laughing]

One, two, three, four. Hup, hup, hup, Imp...

[Shouting lndistinctly]

Hup, hup-All right, wise guys. Line it up!

You think this is funny? You gonna laugh? Now laugh.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

- By the numbers! Right face! - [Chanting Laughter Continues]

Forward march!

Laugh. It's funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

When you get back, pick up those pieces.

[Chanting Laughter Continues]

Right face!

[Laughing]

Hey, you, corps man! On your feet!

Left face! Forward march!

[ Laughter Chants Continue]

We do the fighting for the navy.

Then the sailors get the gravy.

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

Company, left!

Hap, two, three, four: Sing it out!

Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four.

To the rear, turn!

Hup, two, three, four. Sing it out!

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

- Hup, two, three, four. - To the left flank, march!

To the rear, march! To the rear, march!

Company. Halt!

Fall out! Fall in!

When I say “fall in, “ I wanna see nothing but a cloud ofdust.

And when that cloud ofdust clears away, I wanna see 4O quivering statues.

Fall out! Fall in!

Dismissed!

[Bomb Exploding In Distance]

[Giggles]

Vou/ez-vous promenade aver moi down by the canal tonight?

- No. - Why not?

Sergeant, I have something terrible to tell you.

Come.

What is it?

Sergeant, you must find another place to stay. Papa says so.

Now waita minute. I don't wanna leave. I like it here.

But you came here to spend one night and you've been here the whole week.

- Have you ever had a nicer guest? - That's not the point.

This is the captain's room, and he's coming back tomorrow.

- Let the captain find himselfanother room. - But you do not understand.

The captain pays for the room, even if he's not here.

Do you mean that the captain's been paying for this room and I've been paying for it too?

Our'. But he pays more than you, so you must go.

Papa says.

- Do you want me to go? - No.

Charmaine, come here.

You're making a terrible mistake.

Honey, this isn'tjust another one of those things with me.

This is different. Why, I'd do anything for you.

Just ask me. Anything.

- Give up the room. - Oh, Charmaine.

- Who would I get to do my laundry? - You'll find someone.

No, honey. There never was another girl in the world who could iron shirts like you.

Maybe-Maybe you could meet me down by the canal?

What would we do down by the canal?

The laundry.

[ Loud Knocking]

[ French]

Well, aurevoir, Mademoiselle Charmaine.

It certainly has been nice knowing ya. Hope I meet up with you again sometime.

Pardon me, Pete. And the same to you.

Nicole! Nicole! Here. Lci.

[ French]

[ French]

Oh, don't be afraid. Niapaspeur.

- I'm not afraid, ifthat is what you say. - Hey, you speak American.

We study at the school. - Well, that's a pretty good school. Vouspar/ez.

You speak very well.

Sister Cecile does not permit us to speak French in English class.

I can't tell you how glad I am you have Sister Cecile for a teacher.

Thank you. Also, my father does not permit that I speak with American soldiers.

- In any language. - Oh, I see.

But sometimes in the English class, we speak a little French.

What village in America do you come from?

I come from the village of, uh, Philadelphia.

- Philadelphia's a city. - Thank you.

Benjamin Franklin came from Philadelphia.

He discovered lightning.

He did?

- How old are you? - I have 17 years.

- What age have you? - I have 22 years.

Nicole, I-l think about you all the time.

Nicole, I-l think about you all the time.

- [ French] - Yes.

You only see me three times.

Four times. I waited for you yesterday at the crossroads, but I did not speak.

- Nicole, I... - It is the war.

Yes, if it hadn't been for the war, I never would have seen you at all.

Nicole?

That song you sing at school...

what does it mean, in English?

[JM French]

To you I give-

All my love.

All my life.

[JM French]

I promise.

All my love.

All my life.

The leaves fly away.

The roses die.

But the flower of our love.

Will last forever.

[JM French]

All my love.

[JM French]

All my life.

♪ All for you ♪♪

[Spitting]

[Spits]

[Bombs Exploding In Distance]

[Soldiers] Attention!

- Nice, eh, skipper? - Oh, wonderful.

[Grunts] Harder!

Harder!

Harder!

Not that hard! That hard!

- How are you, Captain? - I am a wreck! That's what I am.

I am an epoch-making disaster.

- You see before you, mister, uh- - Aldrich.

One of the seven great calamities of the world!

Well, what's happened?

Nota thing.

- Kids in shape? - They'//d0.

Give me three more clays, I'll risk 'em on the line. - [Chuckles]

Three more days. Just try and get three more days.

- [Soldier] Brigade runner, Captain Flagg. - Send 'mm "m."

All right, buddy.

- Captain Flagg? Captain Simpson. - Here.

He wants you to know that the crowd from G1 are on their way over.

Mm-hmm. Tell him I'm much obliged.

- Thank you, sir. - Thank you, soldier.

Do you know what headquarters wants us to do?

They want us to go in and straighten the line.

Straighten the line. Did you ever hear of a straight line between two countries?

- A little more coffee, Skip? - No!

- [Together] Good evening, Mr. Kiper. - Hello.

Did you get tattooed while you were in Paris?

L, uh-I was wondering, maybe my discharge papers got here.

Nope. Didn't come. Keep in touch with us.

Tough.

- Three years. - Red tape.

- You, uh, attendez ici. - Okay.

Captain Flagg, there's an old gentleman outside, and he wants to see you about his daughter.

- What about his daughter? - He has a complaint, sir.

- Against someone in this outfit? - Yes, sir.

Well, send him in.

I can't leave this outfit halfa day without somebody breaking loose!

Don't you know this is a decent village with decent people living in it?

Pete.

- Is this the man that has the complaint? - Yes, sir.

Think fast. Think fast. - What is this all about, Pete? One of my men?

[ French] - Oh, this is hard to believe, Pete. Hard to believe.

All right, let's have it. Spit it out.

- Al/e; Pete. - [ French]

He says the soldier's been making a lot of promises to Charmaine.

- Is that all he said? - The rest is poetry.

Well, omit the poetry. Say, “Omit the poetry.” - [ French]

[ French]

- What's this? - He says she's an innocent lamb.

Charmaine?

Think fast. Think fast.

Tell him I know she's an innocent child.

That she's one of the most charming and respectable, virtuous ladies...

I've ever had the privilege of meeting.

- And ask him how much he wants. - How much what?

Money, you pie brow! Money! What else do you think he wants?

It's only a game. Go on.

- [ French] - No, no.

- More lamb? - No, he wants the fella to marry the girl.

- And he wants 500 francs. - [ Flagg Groans]

Well, now we're getting somewhere.

All right, offer him 300 francs...

and tell him he can have any son-in-law he wants out of the whole outfit.

G.H.Q! G.H.Q.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Waita minute.

What does that say, Aldrich? - It's a formal complaint. The mayor drew it up for him.

Think fast. Think fast.

Tell him we apologize and he can have the 500 francs.

The money's all right, but it has to be a certain man. Which man? Que/homme?

What is this, Quirt? - I don't know. I didn't quite catch the drift myself.

- You been around with Charmaine? - Charmaine? Char...

Cut the act! You knew she was my girl and couldn't keep your hands off her.

Suppose it's true, what are you gonna do about it? - What am I gonna do about it?

Yeah?

I'm not gonna do a thing.

It's regulations, Quirt.

A formal charge has been lodged against you and my hands are tied. I'm trapped.

If I let the old man go to headquarters, you know the law. They'll hang you.

It breaks my heart to see this happen, Quirt...

but you are about to become a bridegroom.

This is a frame-up, and you know it!

This old manjust wants money. He ain't got a thing on me.

I haven't clone anything with Charmaine but teach her a couple of songs.

What's so funny?

Oh, Quirt. With your reputation in this army, who's gonna believe that?

I'll take my chances. Let him go to headquarters.

Don't be a hay shaker, Quirt.

What chance would you have before an army court-martial...

when 1 O majors start an iron ball rolling?

Ten majors back in Paris are gonna see to it that nobody has any fun but themselves.

You haven't got a chance, Quirt, and you know it!

Aldrich, escort Sergeant Quirt down to the tavern.

And tell Charmaine I'm giving away in marriage the handsomest sergeant in the war.

And, Quirt! You arrivedjust in time with the replacements.

You've saved the day. The marines have landed and the situation is well in hand.

We're going to decorate you. We're gonna let you hold the bag!

Kiper! Get down to the manure pile and pick up the mayor.

- Dust him offand bring him back here. - Aye, sir.

I wanna witness this ceremony myself.

Good morning, boys.

- Will I get a chance to see Charmaine? - Certainly.

I'm in the clear because she'll explain she don't want this.

No good, Quirt. In France, the papa runs the family.

♪♪ [Whistling “Here Comes The Bride“ ]

♪♪ [ Continues]

All right, wise guys, line up! One at a time! You first!

- [ Laughing] - No, you don't, Colonel! Let's go.

[indistinct Chattering]

♪♪ [ “Columbia, Gem of the Ocean“ ]

[ French]

[ French]

- What is he talkin' about? - Why, your relatives, Quirt.

Pete must have sent out invitations a week ago.

- Hi. - [All Shouting In French]

Well, he's never gonna get away with this little game...

because as soon as Charmaine-

[Snorts]

Married? You wanna get married?

Yes, sir. And I understand you can give me permission.

- Who's the girl? - Nicole Bouchard.

Nicole Bouchard. Does she live here in Bar-le-Duc?

Her father has that farm on the hill where the road turns into Bar-le-Duc.

Mm-hmm. Lewisohn.

Aren't you the boy that had the mumps?

- Measles, sir. - Oh.

But you've been here only eight days. Did you know her before?

No, sir.

Well, even in a war, eight days is an awful short time.

Uh, you sure you wanna do this?

Oh, yes, sir. I'm sure.

[Motorcycle Pu//5 Up ] - Mm-hmm. Hundred to one she's only after your allotment.

- Oh, no, sir. I don't think so. - You don't, huh?

- How old are you? - Twenty-two, sir.

Mm-hmm. Well, it's your life...

and now more than ever you've got every right to mess it up.

Uh, have you talked to her parents?

- No, sir. Not yet. - [L/p/nsky] Brigade runner.

- Company commander? Orders, sir. - Here.

Please initial.

- Luck, sir. - Thank you.

Well, Lewisohn, one thing about the army- decisions are all made for you.

We're moving in immediately, so this'll have to wait till we get back.

- Yes, sir. - Lipinsky.

- Yes, sir? - On your way, boy. On your way.

We're moving in. Pass the word to all patrol commanders to be standing in heavy pack in 30.

Camions at the crossroads with ammunition.

And tell Quirt to salvage all rations in the square.

Oh, wait.

Wait, wait!

Don't tell Quirt we're going in.

- We'll marry him to Charmaine... - [Car Pulls Up]

And march the blushing bridegroom off to war.

- Shove. - Aye, sir.

[ Soldiers, Together] Attention!

- Attention! - Attention!

Attention! - Hello, Flagg. Haven't you received those orders yet?

I come into town for a staff conference and find the whole shebang asleep.

Just got the order, General. We'll get off on time. Never missed a train in my life.

I don't see how you do it. Davis, where's that map? - Map.

- Map. - Map, sir.

See here, Flagg.

Here's where you're going in.

Here's the line. Corps wants that line straightened out.

Your men can do it. They're a bunch of tramps, but they're good at that.

- Individualists, General. Individualists. - Yes, so I've heard.

That's why they picked anotherjob for you.

They want you to bring out a German officer.

Oh, don't say that. Don't break my heart.

I knew you had a bowl of black crepe up your sleeve when you came through that door.

What?

Oh, yeah.

Flagg, we hear there's gonna be a big push coming up.

If we can confirm it, we can save thousands oflives.

Ifyour men bring me back one German officer in good condition...

I'll send the whole company back for a month's rest.

I'll do better than that.

I'll give you eight days in any hotel in Paris.

You're an awful bum, Flagg. Otherwise, I'd put you on staff.

And carry a map? No, thank you.

Yeah. [Chuckling]

You know 'em. You know. Cold steel. Let him have it.

[ Soldiers, Together] Gangway!

- G, ' [ "Columbia, Gem of the Urea/V]" - What is this? A wedding party?

Flagg, you're not getting married, are you?

Not this time, sir. Sergeant Quirt.

Quirt, you're the last man in the world I'd expect to get married.

- Me too, sir. - Flagg, what is this?

Some sort of case error? Charges of some sort?

Oh, no. Not at all, sir.

Sergeant Quirt here expressed a desire to marry the innkeeper's daughter.

And I saw no reason to stand in the way.

General, I'd like to have you meet the bride.

The future Mrs. Quirt.

Charmaine, General Coke/y.

I hope you'll be very happy, mademoiselle.

Are you really a general?

Well, yes. Uh, uh, don't waste time. Get on with it.

Start the ceremony.

[ French]

Do you, Charmaine...

take this man for your husband?

Quirt, I'm sorry that I won't be able to wait and kiss the bride.

[Chuckles]

[All Laugh]

- You have about 2O minutes, Flagg. - Aye, aye, sir.

You won't have much time for a honeymoon, Quirt.

But if you bring me back one German officer in good condition...

I'll see you get a whole month's leave.

Remember, Flagg. Twenty minutes!

[ Soldiers ] Gangway!

[F/agg] Allez, allez. Come over here.

- Do you, Charmaine- - She does not!

I do not. We do not.

So we're going in 2O minutes, huh?

And you were gonna tie me up before I knew anything about it.

And I suppose if I don't marry her, you're gonna lock me up.

If you think you can take your men in without a first sergeant, lock me up.

I'd like to see you take this bunch of babies across that last two miles...

without a top sergeant.

Ifthis sergeant goes in, he goes in single, so you better make up your mind.

I won't lockyou up. I'll turn you over to headquarters. - That suits me fine!

Who are you kidding? Let us have some more of that ceremony.

Do you, Charmaine, take this man-

- Nobodys taking this man. Let's go down to headquarters. - Theyll hang you!

Sure, they will. And what about you?

If you take this outfit up front without me...

a day after they hang me, wherever I am, I'll be seeing you!

Do you, Charmaine, take this man-

All right, turn it off, man. Turn it off, turn it off.

All right, skunk. You got me.

- You win. Hit the deck. - Now you're talkin'.

Sorry, Charmaine. I can't marry you tonight. I got work to do.

And if I never see you again...

well, I guess I never see you again.

So long, kid.

All right, you ugly sons of ugly fathers! [Continues lndistinctly]

Pass the word for inspection in five minutes! And things better be shipshape.

- [3M Resumes] - [F/agg Continues Shouting]

And don't let Quirt do all the work!

- All right, Kiper, Moran! - [Together] Aye, aye!

- Kiper, pick up my battle gear. - [ French]

- Lipinsky, take this map there too. - Yes, sir.

Yeah, sure, they're married, they're married.

Look. We're fighting a war with Germany.

I don't give a hoot whether they're married or not. Now, go on. Beat it. Get out of here.

- [French] - Why don't you-

- Please-[ French] - What does he want?

- Somebody swiped his hat. - [ Shouting] Get out of here, you-

Now, look, uh, Moran. We're going to Aurignac.

When those extra rations come through, bring 'em on up.

And try to get those kids a couple of hot meals while we're up there.

Aye, aye, sir.

[Bombs Exploding In Distance]

I'm sorry, Charmaine...

but I need that sergeant.

You should have taken me to Paris with you, Captain.

Yeah, maybe I should have.

But I brought something back for you...

like I promised.

It's a costume. Bought offa gal in the Fol/es Bergeres.

The only costume in the show.

I thought I'd get to see you in it...

but I guess I won't now.

Well, kiss me good-bye.

G, ' [Marching Drums]

Now look, kid. Forget me.

Forget all about me and Quirt.

'Cause chances are you'll never see either of us again.

I'll never forget you, Cap/tame.

- [2.1514246] - Well, maybe if I get leave, Charmaine-

You never can tell.

It's a lousy war, kid.

But it's the only one we've got.

♪♪ [ Bugle, Marching Drums]

♪♪ [ Bugle, Marching Drums]

[ French]

- [Good luck. - 2.1514246]

You noncoms think you can march these kids out of here, don't you?

- Yeah, yeah. - Well, make sure you march 'em back alive.

'Cause if you don't, I'll know where to find you every decoration day.

Anything else, Sergeant?

Yeah, keep that out of there. Move out.

- What'd you say? - Nothing, sir.

- You said something. - I didn't say anything.

Talking back to a noncommissioned officer, huh? Pennick, come here.

Throw him in the brink. And don't prefer charges until we get back. Get him out of here!

- All right. - All right, fellas.

- I thought I made you a cook. - But we're moving up, sir.

That's why I made you a cook. Get out of here! Fill them up here. Let's go.

Fill it out!

G, ' [Continues]

[ Quirt] Forward, march! Hup, two, three, four.

Come on! Get them hokeypokey wagons out of here, will ya!

The marines are moving up! Come on.

- Go on! - Hey, Grandpop. How far to Gettysburg?

You'll have to ask one of the M.P.s at the crossroads.

We're not allowed to give out information.

Gettysburg?

GrandPOP!

Company. Halt!

“L“ Company all present and accounted for...

and I repeat, all present, Captain Flagg.

All right, Quirt. Come on. Let's shove off.

Right platoon, march!

Hup, hup, hup, hup!

Forward step!

G, ' [Continues]

[Bombs Exploding In Distance]

g, ' [ Bell Telling]

[Whistle Blowing]

[Gunfire]

Harrish, rifle!

Bullet rifle!

Identification! That rifle!

[ Gunfire Continues]

Little boys! Little boys.

- Little boys! - [Explosion]

Little boys.

Pinky, come here.

[Bombs Exploding In Distance]

- All right, son. - Bad?

He was crawling on the embankment by the railroad stations.

Somebody threw him a potato masher. Give me one them dope sticks.

- Those are quarter-grain, Captain. - Good.

Here, take two of these now, son.

I'm gonna put the rest of these in your pocket.

Take one every three hours until they carry you out.

What if I take them all when your back is turned?

Go ahead. That's your business.

Don't be a sucker, kid. You got a free ticket home.

Come on. Sleep, boy.

Go on and sleep.

You're in a nice, quiet deep hole now where the shells can't reach you.

[ Gunfire Blasting]

[ Cloth Ripping]

The rations are in and the men are fed, Captain Flagg.

Thanks, Quirt. - It was pretty rugged coming out of that ravine.

Sometimes I think you're trying to lose me.

Mind if I take a look around? I'd like to see some of this war.

All I've been up to now is a lousy bakery wagon.

Get your head blown off if that's what you want.

But go buryyourself while you're about it!

- The burial detail is in for the night. - Ten-hut!

'Captain Fl _ NO! Agg?

[Bombs Continue Exploding]

- Captain Flagg? - Hmm? Yeah.

Lieutenant Cunningham reporting, sir.

- First time up? - Yes, sir.

Holy sweet jum pi n' j oseph!

And with spurs!

Are you goin' to a masquerade ball disguised as an officer...

or are you just trying to save the snipers the trouble ofspotting you with a glass?

- I see what you mean, sir. - 0h, y0u do?

What do they teach you guys at those officers' colleges?

How to shine your shoes and press your pants?

I'll do anything you will, sir.

Why, ifit ain't Frank Merriwell.

Well, I'll tell you what we're gonna do with you, Frankie.

We're gonna let you pitch tomorrow.

Now go on over and sit down and keep your eyes open.

[ Phone Ringing]

"[ Lipinsky] Headquarters, Company “L." Yeah. “L!”

“ L." “ L!" “ B," “ D,"

“ E," “ F," “ L."

“ L!“ “ L!“ “L“ as in Brooklyn, you stupid-

General Copley. Yes, sir.

- Captain Flagg. - The old man?

- Yes, sir. - Flagg here, sir.

- Hello, Flagg? - Yes, General.

Yes, I know they're back in the railway station.

Our crossfire couldn't keep 'em out.

It'll take a whole brigade action to keep them outta there for good.

Huh? What's that, sir?

Staff officers? Where?

Louder, sir. Louder. I can't hear you.

Well, now you're too loud, sir.

All right. Go ahead. I got a map- I got a map right in front of me.

Yeah? Farmhouse behind a gray stable, 100 yards to the east?

Uh-huh. Yes, sir.

All right, I'll get somebody through tonight, sir. Yes, sir. Yes.

- Same to you, sir. - Staff officers, huh?

Mm. Yeah, they got a report from an observation post.

Staff officers are in that farmhouse behind the gray stable.

- Lipinsky! - Yes, sir?

- Get Lieutenant Moore. - Wait a minute!

You're not gonna send Moore. This is a job for a man, not a boy.

You give him Moran. We'll get you a Kraut and we'll all go home.

Qui rt-Qui rt, I'm not keeping you here out of love.

These men have to be fed.

You're the only one that can run the rations down the ravine under enemy gunfire.

- Now, Lipinsky, hit the deck! - Yes, sir.

[ Gunfire Continues]

[Sighs] Ready, Mr. Moore?

We're ready, sir.

Let's go.

- Any sign of Moore and his party? - No, sir.

Let's have a look.

[Soldier] Are they overdue, sir?

I'm afraid they are, boy. They should've been back an hour ago.

[ Gunfire]

Relief.

Oh, it's you. You still wanna get married?

For the record, sir?

For the record. There's nothing I can do about it now.

Yes, sir.

Mm-hmm.

I almost got married once. Once. Hmph. Twenty-five times.

China, Philippines, Santa Domingo...

even New York City-

wherever there was women.

But I was a wise guy.

I was saving myseh'.

From what? From what?

[ Explosion ]

[ Gunfire Continues]

j, ' [ Nicole Singing In French] To you I give.

J, ' [Singing In French] All my love.

J, ' [ French ] All my life.

Q, ' [ French ] All my life.

J, ' [ French ] I promise.

J, ' [ French ] All my love.

- , ','[Fades] - [Gunfire]

[ Gunfire]

[ Object Clatters]

- News of Moore? - Nothing.

No sign of the college boy?

Does he win his letter, Captain Flagg?

The chocolate soldier who forgot to come back?

Or maybe the Germans captured him and they get to go home.

Is that the way the game is played, Captain Flagg?

- Take it easy, kid. - Let him talk.

That's right. Let the 30-day wonder speak his piece.

Why don't you get off the bench and play, Captain Flagg?

Why don't you get in the game?

We can use a hero. There are two minutes left, we can use a hero.

What price glory now, Captain Flagg?

- Quirt, you wanna win your letter? - I wanna go home.

The shortest way home is right out there.

- Cunningham? - Yes, sir.

You're in command here. Look, at exactly 5:10...

- Check your watch, see what you've got. - 5:03, sir.

Make it 5:02. At exactly 5:10".

You throw everything we have right at the railway station...

and send the first platoon down through the ravine to start firing from there.

Make 'em think we're comin' through that way.

Don't send anybody in, and don't lose anybody, you got it?

- Aye, aye, sir. - All right.

Anything you want me to tell Charmaine?

Yeah. Tell her you're a friend of mine.

[ Gunfire]

[ Bombs Exploding]

When this rat race is over, are we going back to Bar-le-Duc?

Quirt, I'm gonna do something for you.

- I'm gonna get you off the hook. - What hook?

After we get this Kraut, I'm gonna have you transferred to another outfit...

so you won't have to go back to Bar-le-Duc and face the music.

- What music, Flagg? - Wedding music.

[ 3M Humming “Here Comes The Bride“ ]

One campaign at a time, Flagg.

Don't lay out the Bar-le-Duc campaign till we get this one done.

- No guts, huh? - Brains.

Don't do me any favors, Flagg...

'cause I've been thinking about Charmaine, just like you...

and I'm seeing things different.

Back in Bar-le-Duc...

I thought she was just another dame in a long line ofdames.

But I must have been wrong...

'cause I keep thinking about her all the time.

Somethings got into me.

Maybe it's running those rations down the ravine, I don't know.

But, you know, if you tried to unload her on me now, I'd take her...

Wedding, Cognac Pete, relatives and all.

Just like you, only you haven't got a chance.

What makes you- What makes you think she'd see you...

after the way you walked out on her?

She'd see me, all right. She's crazy about me.

Told me I was the greatest soldier she ever met.

She used to say she wished the whole outfit would move away and leave us in peace.

[Chuckles] She doesn't know enough English to say that...

and you don't know enough French.

The language I was talking, she understood.

[Speaking In German]

- What are you waiting for? - [German]

[German]

[German]

I think theysaid a Ywe German officer.

- [ flattering] - [ German ]

A cook. A lousy cook.

[German]

- [German] - I am Colonel.

[Continues In German]

- Is he an officer? - Officer? He's a colonel.

A colonel. Colonel, am I glad to see you.

Let's go, Colonel. Come on. Let's move, Colonel.

[German]

Come on, Colonel. Let's go.

- The colonel ain't going. - Why couldn't it have been you?

- Oh, no. - [Spitting]

- Hey, Flagg! - What?

- I'm wounded. - You what?

- I got hit. - Why, you dirty-

Wouldn't you give a million bucks for that?

Ain't that the prettiest little punch you ever saw?

In and out without touching the bone.

You crook! You stuck your leg out on purpose. - I never did, Captain.

- You know you did! - Come on, Flagg. I got a date with a lady.

Oh, you-

[ Man ] Oh, a casualty.

- Everything all right, Cunningham? - Yes, sir.

Except some general has been calling about a German officer.

Wants to know if we got one.

Well, tell him if he calls again, we got some, but they're all dead.

- Hmm, bb guns, Captain? - Didy pins.

- Vaccination. - It'll be a miracle if he ever recovers.

I suppose you thinkyou're gonna go back to Bar-le-Duc.

Hoisen, tell him there's nothing the matter with him.

He doesn't have to go back to the base hospital.

Tell him you can fix him up right here. Go on, tell him.

- You been crawling in the mud with this? - You bet your sweet life.

- Can you walk? - That depends on what I see.

You don't mean to tell me you're gonna send him back?

This man's got to get out of here, Captain Flagg.

Sergeant, get over to sick bay at once, get a tetanus shot, then get out of here.

[All Talking At Once]

This is breaking my heart! But duty calls.

Oh, it brings tears to my eyes...

to say farewell to my old company commander.

I don't see how I can go through with it.

You better make it snappy, or that door'll be locked. - What door?

- Charmaine's. - Are you wounded too, Captain Flagg?

No, but inside of1O minutes, I'll be wounded, bumped off or have that officer.

Do me a favor, will you? Get yourself killed just oncejust to please me.

Well, as we say in France, aurevoir. Oh!

Captain Flagg, how about some company?

The air by that railroad embankment is full offlying steel.

- A green man wouldn't have a chance. - Are you going?

- I got personal and private reasons. - If you're going, that suits me.

Can you crawl on your belly? - Captain, I've been crawling under trains for five years.

I was a locomotive engineer on the Louisiana, Mississippi and A/abam.

You oughta see a few railroad wrecks.

I had three engines shot out from under me last year.

- Cunningham, I thinkyou'll do. - You know I'll do.

Captain Flagg, I've got one! I've got a German officer. - Let's have a look.

Throw some light on him. Well, let's have a look. Well-

Boys, boys, a German lieutenant.

He didn't wait for us to go get him. He came on over.

You are the sweetest thing I've seen since Charmaine.

Ki per. Ki per, take good care of him for me.

And whatever you do, don't frighten him to death.

He's our ticket of leave. We're going home.

- Easy, easy! Easy. - Come on, honey. Come on.

Lewisohn. Lewisohn, I'm gonna see to it that you're decorated for this.

And I insist upon being best man at your wedding.

And besides, I personally am going to give you 1 O francs.

Thank you, sir.

Captain Flagg. Captain Flagg!

Yes, son. Yes, son. Yes, son.

- Captain Flagg? - Come on!

Please, please, stop the bleeding.

- All right, son. - Please.

- All right. - Please, Captain Flagg.

- Please, Captain Flagg? - All right.

- Please. - You're gonna be all right, boy.

You're gonna be all right. All right.

[Crying]

[Continues Crying]

[Ringing]

- Company. - [ Man On Phone, indistinct]

'Captain? ' [ Sighs]

Captain Flagg? Skipper?

Flagg here, sir.

Yes, sir.

NOW?

But we got your officer for you, sir. Right here.

You said if we got an officer, we could all go-

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

We'll send him back to you, sir.

I got the order.

Aye, aye, sir.

We're ordered to take the railway station and hold it.

- But, Captain, they said- - I know what they said.

- They said if we got him a Kraut- - This is what they're saying now!

- Everybody goes. Lipinsky, hit the deck. - Yes, sir.

- Moran, first platoon. - Aye, aye, sir.

- Ferguson, second platoon. - Aye, aye, sir.

- Gowdy, you're new top soldier. - Aye, aye, sir.

All right, you overpaid, underfed mud guppies...

rise and shine and hit the deck!

We're moving out! Come on! Everybody! Hit the deck!

Holsen.

"♪♪ [ “It's A Long Way To Tipperary"]

- Areyou Irish? - I am.

Come on, everybody! All together!

[Man] Come on, men!

♪♪ [ Continues]

Poor kid. A very tragic thing happened to her.

Huh? - She and an American sergeant. Terribly in love.

About to be married when he was shipped up to the front. Never heard from again.

, ','[Men, Faint]

- Moran. - Good evening, Major.

- Sergeant Quirt. - Shh.

- What's up, Quirt? - The outfit in?

No, they're coming in tonight. What'd you do, jump the hospital?

You bet your sweet life I did. Now do me a favor, get me an American uniform.

I got two M.P.s on my tail, I don't wanna meet 'em in these.

Why should I stick my neck out for you?

You can't get in trouble. I was wounded. I ain't in my right mind.

- When were you ever? - Look, I was wounded. I got Aspasia.

My name is Field Marshal von Hindenburg...

and I'm looking for a carload of pants that was lost in a shipment.

Now get me an American uniform, will ya? And don't tell anybody.

[German] Thanks a lot.

♪♪ [ Men Singing, indistinct]

Thanks.

- Sergeant, you're back! - You're darn right I'm back.

They had me dying in a hospital...

but the thought of you gave me strength enough to come crawling back here.

And what do I find when I get here? You waiting for me brokenhearted?

I should say not. You've been working both sides of the ocean.

- Playing footsies with our boy allies. - Hrenckfl

[ Repeat In French] My foot. Whose hat is that?

[Giggles] And you, Sergeant?

You never looked at another woman when you were away, huh?

You're darn right I didn't.

[ French] There were no women.

That's right. There was only Flagg, and I'm the first one back.

- Come here. - Stay away from me!

- What's the matter? - You don't remember the way you left, do you?

“L do not. She doesn't not. We doesn't not. The marriage is off.

If I never see you again, I'll never see you again!“

I guess you're right, Charmaine.

After the way I acted, I don't deserve a second chance.

Turn around. Come on.

You know, all the time I was out there...

I kept thinking...

“She could've been mine.“

That's what kept me going through all the shot and the shell.

Maybe it could still be- me and Charmaine.

And then when I was wounded, and I was lying in the hospital under ether...

they tell me that I kept calling your name.

- “Charmaine. Charmaine. - [ French]

- Forgive me, Charmaine.“ - [ French]

- Yeah. - You were wounded?

- Just in the leg. - [ French]

That's more like it. There was a couple of other things...

I thought ofin the hospital, only I don't know how to say them in French.

- [Knocking] - That must be Moran with my uniform.

Uniform? - Yeah. I'm just wearing pajamas. Come on in, slug.

Well, I-l say, I... I beg your pardon, Major...

- Qui rt. - Captain I/I/ickham here.

I thought-Well, I-l mean, I had no idea-

Well, don't get any ideas, Captain, because this young lady happens to be my fiancee.

Fiancée?

Well, as you Americans say in, uh, baseball...

I, uh-I appear to be offside.

- Fiancée, eh? - Yeah, yeah, sure. Why not?

Now wait a minute. Does it mean the same thing in English that it mean in French?

It means you don't go with anybody else. Come here. - And what about you?

- [Knocking] - Never mind about me. Come on in, Moran.

Wickham.

L, uh-I'm awfully sorry...

but, uh, your fiancée has my cap.

[Nervous Chuckle, French]

Thank you. Well, uh, congratulations again.

- Evening. - Good evening.

Good night.

G, ' [Continues]

Now what do you... Oh, Moran. Yeah,.

Charmaine. Charmaine!

- [ Flattering] - Charmaine!

[ French]

Charmaine, is she here?

[ French]

- You still got a mayor in this town? - Mayor? Oh, the mayor. Our'.

- Well, go down and wake him up. - [ French]

- I wanna marryyour daughter. - Oh, manage.

Mm m. Manage. Wedding ring. Comprends?

- [ French] - No. [Continues In French]

[ French]

- Avec moi. Me. Moi. - You?

[ French]

Break it up. Break it up.

- Go on down and get the mayor. - [ French]

- I wanna get married tonight. - Charmaine! Charmaine!

[Continues In French]

[ French]

[ French]

Captain of your heart, am I? Well, you know something?

Tonight I'm gonna believe that. I wanna believe it, and I'm gonna believe it.

- Come here. - Captain, man papa.

Well, if you mean Pete, he's my papa too.

I just sent him down to get the mayor.

We're gonna get married, you and me.

And the United States government is gonna send us to Paris on our honeymoon.

- What do you think of that? - What about your wife?

You didn't believe that, did you?

No. But...

I did believe you did not want to marry me.

I'm sick ofwandering.

I wanna sit down in one place and never get up.

That's today.

Tomorrow you- you'll feel different.

- I'm betting against tomorrow. - What?

- Nothing. Do you love me? - Yes.

That's the right answer.

Are you through?

Whatever it is-Whatever it is, go tell Cunningham!

That little girl- the one Lewisohn was-she's outside.

- What do you want me to do about it? - Talk to her.

Send her in.

- I gotta talk to this girl. - I understand.

[ Door Closes]

- Captain Flagg, my name is Nicole. - I know. I know.

So you're the girl. Lewisohn told me about you.

He wanted to marry you, but according to regulations...

he had to get permission from his commanding officer.

- You understand? - Oui. Yes.

- Is he- - Yes. Yes.

Yeah, he did a- he did a brave thing.

And I thought he was too young to get married.

But when you think of him...

please think this.

A lot of boys come over here and the only thing that happens to them...

is what happened to him out there.

But he had more.

He met you.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm sick of this war.

I'm offwar for life.

No more for me.

It was all right when you had 3O or 4O men in the hills that knew theirjobs.

But now there are- there are so many little boys.

Little boys who have no business being here at all. [ Panting]

You know, Charmaine...

ifever they finish this war, I ain't even going home.

I'm gonna stay right here...

drink Papa's wine...

and have a lot oflittle kids hopping around the floor.

Yours and mine.

Well, ifit ain't Sergeant Quirt.

- I got here first, Flagg. - You ain't wanted around here, Quirt.

You take your hands off of Charmaine.

You want my hands off of Charmaine, you come on and take 'em off.

- No, no. We must be friends. - With you around?

Flagg, this lady is my fiancee, remember?

- You engaged me to her. - Well, I changed my mind.

She's my fiancée now, and I'm gonna marry her.

- Don't fight, please. - Charmaine, get behind the bar.

Get out of here, Flagg. Beat it! Go get a girl of your own.

- Quirt, you're drunk. - Both of us.

- Yeah, both of us. - What are you gonna do about it?

What are we gonna do about it? I'm gonna have a drink.

Both of us.

Pour, Charmaine, pour.

And pour one for the sergeant too.

'Cause this is the last thing you'll ever do for him.

Flagg, I think it's only fair to warn you that I am a sole survivor...

of seven catastrophes...

each ofwhich was calculated to carry off every man jack...

in the immediate neighborhood as well as adjacent.

So ifthere was to be a catastrophe of any dimensions...

in the near future in this here vicinity...

I have expectations of survival exceeding your own.

- Have one on me. - Thanks, I will.

Quirt, your method of expression is complicated by the fact that...

your tongue is as thick as your head.

But if you contemplate any trouble...

I think it's only fair to warn you that among other things...

you forgot to bring along your gun.

[Laughs] Have a drink on me.

Thanks, I will.

I'll tell you what I'll do with you, Flagg.

I'll take you outside with two of those little toys at 5O yards.

And you, the best pistol shot in the corps?

Why, you'd put a bullet through my carburetor...

as easy as pitching a penny through a well.

- Come again and have another drink on me. - Thank you. I will.

I'll take you on any way you want, you little baboon.

I can outthink, outshoot and outdrinkya.

There ain't nothing I can't do any better than you. Have one on me.

Thanks, I will.

Quirt, the time has come for you to say good night.

[Chuckles]

Flagg, did you ever know of me leaving a place before I was ready to leave?

No. But tonight I'm gonna see it for the first time.

Stop it! Stop it! [ French]

You don't ask me who I marry! You think I'm going to marry the one that is not dead!

It's a cinch you ain't gonna marry the one that is. - [ Both Laugh]

- I'm going to marry the one f choose. - All right, choose.

L- I love you both.

All right, then I'll choose, 'cause I got the gun.

Are you gonna go jump in the canal...

or is it gonna take six pallbearers to put you there?

- Take your hands out of your pocket. - I haven't got a gun, remember?

Just a pair ofdice. I'll shootyou for her.

[ Scoffs ]

Kiper, is Quirt crooked with the dice?

He's got a pair ofdice that oughta be in the circus.

- All right, then, a hand of poker. - Poker?

Sure. The man that wins gets the gun.

The man that loses gets a head start. Everybody wins, see?

One gets the girl, the other gets to stay in bed the rest of this war.

- Charmaine, go on, get the cards. - Captain, I wouldn't do that.

Close your hatch! I'll try anything once, soldier.

- Go on, Charmaine, get the cards. - Please, Cap/tame, please.

Don't worry about me. I'm indestructible. Go ahead, get 'em.

- Have a drink. - Come on, Quirt. I'll call the M.P.s.

- You belong in- - Get out of here!

Ki per, march through that door, and if you stick your neck in once...

before the game is over, I'll wreck you for life.

- Now, are you gonna go, or do I demonstrate? - Get out!

- Sit down, Captain Flagg. - Thanks.

You're welcome.

Thank you, Charmaine. Now, upstairs.

- Cut. - Gun on the table between us.

Charmaine, upstairs!

- Captain Flagg in there? - Don't go in there.

Why not? - Listen, you didn't get killed at the front, did you?

No. - Well, what's the sense of getting killed in the saloon?

[Spits]

The bottom card is an ace.

Captain Flagg, the chances are one in 13...

that the bottom card will be an ace.

And what are the chances of the second from the bottom card being an ace?

I'll shuffle.

Cut.

Cold poker. Five cards open. No draw.

- Ace. - I'll have a drink.

Ace. I'll have a drink.

Eight.

Six.

Trey.

Sixes, a pair.

Pair ofeights, Flagg.

Three sixes, Quirt.

This next card better be an eight...

or you are a dead man.

[Laughing]

[ Laughing Louder]

[Flagg Laughing] I bluffed him!

I bluffed him! [Laughing]

- G, ' [ Bugle Blowing Reveille] - He had an eight coming, and I bluffed him!

- [ Hysterical Laughter] - [ flattering]

[French] You killed him!

Nah, he knocked the lamp over and ran.

I didn't kill him. I did better than that.

I bluffed him. Bluffed him.

He had an eight coming, and I bluffed him.

And now, Charmaine, it's just you and me.

Now get behind the bar, and buy my friends a drink.

- Come on. [ Bangs On Bar] - Captain Flagg.

- Come on. [ Bangs On Bar] - Captain Flagg.

Battalion's moving up.

♪♪ [ Bugle, Marching Drums]

We're ordered back. Ordered back in.

Everybody's going back in. General movement.

- The big push is on. - [Softly] What?

[ Louder] What?

- But I'm on a leave. - All leaves are cancelled.

Well, Why'd you have to come and tell me?

Headquarters sent out looking for you, Captain. - Come on, skipper. Let's go.

Well, you never found me to give me the message.

Now, can you remember that, or do I have to buryyou to keep your mouths shut?

I got 'em their prisoner. I gave 'em their railway station...

and I got papers that say I'm on leave.

The company was moving out. What could I do, Captain?

You could've got an attack or something.

You could've fallen down and broken your neck on the way here.

Tell 'em any story you can think of. Only I didn't get the message.

I earned my leave. It's signed, sealed and delivered.

That crowd at headquarters have to keep their end of the bargain.

They can't take those men back in.

I won't stand for it.

Charmaine, shall we stay here?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, no.

No, I'll go.

I'll go.

I may be drunk, but I know I'll go.

Gowdy! Lipinsky! Get rolling.

There's something-something about this profession ofarms.

Some kind of religion connected with it that you can't shake.

Good-bye, Charmaine.

Put your money in real estate...

and marry that cuckoo if you can.

You'll never see me again.

Moran, follow us close with the rations.

Follow us because we don't know where we're going.

- Nobody knows. - Aye, aye, sir.

I got something for you.

Your discharge papers. I've been holding them for a year.

Sorry. So long, kid.

- We're going too, Mr. Kiper. - So long, sir.

So the outfit's going back in, eh?

Everybody.

You love your Papa?

What a lot of blasted fools it takes to make an army.

Hagg!

Hey-Hagg, wait for baby!