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♪♪♪

[ knocks on doorframe ]
- miss cavallari,

are you ready
for your interview?

- Ready. Thanks, ladies.
- Thank you.

- All right, here we go.

I feel like you guys
never left.

[ laughs ]

- here we go.
- Oh, my god. This new set!

Wow, the green screen.
We're back.

I've never been so ready.

So excited about season three.
[ laughs ]

♪♪♪

last season
on "very cavallari"...

Uncommon james has
completely taken off.

This company is growing
very quickly,

and everyone really
has to bring their "a" game.

- Shouldn't it be when the boss
is away, like, the kids play?

- Didn't you guys talk about,
like, you working, biegs?

- Yeah. We've had, like
serious conversations about it.

- Do you wanna get married?
- Ah, I-I do.

- I don't think
I wanna get married.

- Are you gonna ask brittainy
to marry you?

- It's difficult for me.

You're totally consumed
with something else now.

- I don't think you realize
how hard I have to work.

I mean, I would love
to say no, but yeah, I am.

[ cellphone buzzes ]

♪♪♪

hello?

- How is jay, like,
processing all this travel?

- [ chuckles ]
if it was up to him,

I would be at home all day,
every day.

- I don't see her
that much, really.

- You're like
a stay-at-home mom.

- Are you guys mad at
each other? What is going on?

- See you guys later.
- Jay!

- When you were
playing football, like,

I had to give up my whole life.

I don't feel that...
- Support?

- ...Support from you.
- I've gotta do a better job.

- I need you.
- I gotcha.

♪♪♪

[ bleating ]

♪♪♪

[ blusters ]

[ rooster crows,
dogs barking ]

♪♪♪

- [ grunts ]

hi.
- Hey.

- You notice anything?

- Mm...
- Cameras are back!

[ laughs ]
season three, here we go.

Since season two,
jay and I are doing really well.

Thank you.

I think marriage has
ups and downs,

but we are on a high right now,
and I love him again.

I'm still not showing my kids,
but everyone is doing great.

Camden is in first grade,
jaxon is in kindergarten,

and saylor is in preschool
three days a week.

And everyone is just
getting big. It's crazy.

The biggest change
in my personal life

is that my best friend kelly and
I haven't talked in two months.

We've had a major falling out,

and it's just been
breaking my heart.

What are you doing today?

- Little of this,
little of that.

- Per "usje"?

- I don't know if
that's jealousy, or...

- [ laughs ]
no, I get to go to the office

and see biegs today,
so I'm not jealous at all.

Since last year, uncommon james
has really exploded.

And after a lot of
begging and pleading

from my best friend,

stephanie biegel,
who lives in chicago.

I convinced her to come whip
uj into shape.

Most of you know biegs.

- So good to see everybody, hi.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi. Mwah.

- We'll get to business first,
then we can hug after.

[ laughter ]

- biegs has been
in the corporate world

for a really long time,
and she's actually taken

some smaller companies and
helped scale them very quickly.

Having biegs at uncommon james,

I mean, she's really
been a huge asset.

She came in and she really
changed the culture

and just elevated
the brand as a whole.

- I'm gonna ask her
what her rate is.

I'm gonna start
charging that, too.

- She's really expensive,
but she's worth it.

What are you looking at?

- See if the codes guy was
there to pass this pool house.

- I thought that
everything was done.

So he has to sign off on it, and
then we can officially use it?

- Correct. I'm gonna start
bringing equipment over

from the old house.
What do you want first?

- What do you mean?

Why can't you just do it
all in, like, one swoop?

- 'cause I'm not
a moving company.

- I kind of want the thing that
I can do pull-ups on again.

- How many pull-ups do you
think you can do right now?

- Three or four.
- [ scoffs, laughs ]

- I can.
I just did them in mexico.

- No chance.
- God. [bleep] off.

I literally just
did them in mexico.

- You think you can do
three pull-ups right now?

- Yes, I do. How many you think
you can do, jay?

- More than three.
- Honestly, I haven't seen you

work out in probably two years,
since football.

If I can stay the same weight
and not work out for two years--

- that is literally
the biggest lie

I've ever heard
in my entire life.

- I will say, though, for not
working out in two years

and you staying in
the same shape, it's, like...

It's kind of freaky.

- Is that kind of a...
Is that a semi...

- Compliment?
- ...Compliment from you?

- Eh, a little bit.

- I can do 10 pull-ups
right now.

- This is the dumbest
conversation I've ever had.

I'm going to change.

And justin's coming
this week, by the way.

- For what?

- Bye.

[ horn blares ]

♪♪♪

[ panting ]

[ engine revving ]

[ door closes ]
- justin!

Justin!

[ singsongy ] where are you?

Justin?

Where are you?

Jay and I still cannot
sell our old house, bancroft.

Uh, pretty unfortunate,
but it's been sitting empty

for a year, so one of my best
friends, justin, is in town,

playing with the idea
of moving to nashville.

And I figure he might as well
stay there so that

"a," he has a place to stay,

and "b", it's not just
sitting there, empty.

Justin!

- Hello?
- Oh! [ laughs ]

[ laughs ] hello!
- Hey!

- I'm coming in.

I know!

[ gasps ] it's so exciting.
- [ laughs ]

- it feels like it was
always supposed to happen.

I feel like this is
just natural.

- 100%.
- We were born for this.

[ laughter ]

- oh, my gosh, I am so sweaty.

- This is justin anderson,
celebrity hairstylist.

Every "a"-list actor,
so jennifer aniston,

gwyneth paltrow, miley cyrus,

margot robbie,
kristen cavallari.

[ laughter ]

- kristen is
my biggest blonde client.

- [ laughs ] he's also one
of my best friends

who I've known
since I was 18 years old.

But we've always just had, like,

a little brother/big sister
kind of friendship, and...

- Big sister right here.

[ laughter ]

- exactly. [ laughs ]

so what's going on?

- I just got in, trying
to decompress a little bit.

I saw the gym.
I'm gonna hit that up later.

- I'm gonna take
the gym equipment, sorry.

Not right now, but it's
coming home with me soon.

- You're a thief. [ laughs ]
- I know, sorry.

So I just wanna say hi
and see you.

- You're like, "I'm not
sitting in here any longer."

- I can't. It's so hot in here.

- Oh, when are we getting
a night out?

- Biegs is in town.
- Oh, she's here now?

- Yeah, she's here now.
- What is she in town for?

- So she's been consulting
for uncommon james,

so she was just here
kinda doing, like, a follow-up,

and making sure that
everyone's on track.

- Nice.

- So...Yeah, so why don't
we go get drinks?

You want to?
- I'd love to go out with biegs.

- I know. Who doesn't?

- And we have
so much to talk about.

- I know.
- Wait, is kelly around?

What's going on with kel?

- That's a whole story, but I
wanna tell biegs, too, so...

- I need to hear it, girl.
- I'll do it all

at the same time.
All right, I'll tell you.

I love you.
- I love you, too.

- All right, I'll see you later.

- Bye, baby. Mwah.
- Bye. Mwah.

- I'll see you later.
- Bye!

♪♪♪

[ horns honking ]

♪♪♪

[ engine revs ]

♪♪♪

- hi!

Uncommon james is
in an amazing place right now.

I have a real office building,
which is incredible.

Shipping has its own warehouse.

And then, of course,
the store in the gulch.

I have a marketing team now,
I have a design team.

Like, every department now
is just killing it.

♪♪♪

- hey.

- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

- What's going on?
- Not much.

What are you doing?

- There's been quite a bit of
turnover within the company.

- Reagan got fired.

- Matt quit.

- Kelsey got fired.

- Kaylee quit.

But brittainy is still here.
Colby is still here.

Those two have been with me
since almost day one.

Actually, I am thinking about
opening up a second store.

Dallas and chicago
are my top two markets.

- Are you leaning
a certain way at all?

- Obviously I have more of
a connection with chicago.

- Yeah.
[ phone chimes ]

- you know, personally,
that makes more sense.

I feel like I have to just go
and look at places,

and see what I can find.
- Yeah.

- You know, I wanna find
a really good space.

Like if we're gonna
do it again...

- Yeah.
- I wanna do it the right way.

Like, I've--not that our store
here's bad by any means,

but I feel like it
just sort of happened.

I didn't think about it.

My store in nashville
crushes it, so I would love

to recreate that
in another city.

I mean, dallas and chicago
are my top two markets

in the country.

Dallas is actually
my top nordstrom store.

But obviously, chicago,
I have all this history there.

There's
a real emotional tie there.

All three of my kids were
born there, my mom is there,

a lot of
my best friends are there,

and jay and I met there.

So I feel like it
would be a great place

to open up another store.

[ phone chimes ]

so what else is
going on with you?

- I feel like I'm...
[ phone chimes ]

not much.
Life is just, like...

I feel like I'm still
always delving in work,

so it's, like...
It's taking a toll.

I feel like I'm...
[ phone chimes ]

oh, there it goes, ringing.

- Is everything okay
with you and stone?

He's just calling you
over and over?

You're not gonna pick it up?

- No, that's the fifth call
in the last, like, 20 minutes.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Since season two ended,

my relationship with stone
has been on a spiral.

We haven't really been
getting along, to be honest.

- You know,
that's the funny thing,

is that the only time
I ever saw jon

get close to a proposal is
when I watched it myself on tv.

I saw it like
everybody else saw it...

Live...
And it truly shocked me.

I don't think he's in any way
ready for marriage,

and I'm all over the place
about just marriage in general

and if I even want it to be
with stone.

I feel like I have to always
make an excuse for why I'm here.

[ phone chimes ]
and I feel like I'm--oh.

- He's calling you again?
- [ scoffs ]

- like, that's crazy.
- Anyway...

- Well, listen,
I'm here if you need me,

if you wanna talk about it.
- Thanks.

- You'll figure it out.
I'm not worried about you.

- Thanks, mom. [ laughs ]

♪♪♪

[ siren wailing ]

♪♪♪

- cheers, guys.
- Cheers.

[ glasses clink ]
- cheers, you guys.

Well, I'm excited for you to
be here. We're gonna have fun.

- Kristen and I
haven't lived in the same city

in a really long time.

- I'm gonna I have
a little bit of, like, fomo.

- I'm excited because I have
two of my best friends in town.

Friendship time is...

It's needed, and I don't
get it that often.

[ laughter ]
so when I get it,

especially with two people
like biegs and justin,

who have been in my life
forever,

I just really cherish it.

- So you doing a place
in chicago is happening?

- My top two choices
are chicago and dallas.

So I'm gonna come and look
at spaces in chicago.

I'm making you come with me,
because you obviously

know the areas.
- Duh.

- Here, it just happened.

I wasn't, like...
- - Right.

- Oh, I wanna be on
the best street of foot traffic.

- And you're still succeeding.

- Girl, that's how everything
in your life happened.

- I know, I just do [bleep].

- I've watched years,
it's really like--

- she gets this,
like, gut feeling.

- Yeah, it's just like...
- I just do.

I don't think, I just do.
- Whatever you do.

I'm the same, though.
- Baby!

[ laughter ]

- so what were you saying
you were gonna tell me?

- So I've talked to each
of you a little bit about this,

but I literally haven't
talked to kelly at all.

Probably two times
in the last, like, six months,

and it's only been
about the show.

Coming up...

If I was accused of having
an affair with your husband,

I wouldn't say his [bleep] name
on social media.

I'm like, come on.

- I just realized that
every time I talk about jon,

I'm not really excited.
- Yeah.

- The more we've talked about
marriage, the more I'm like...

- You don't know
if he's the right one.

♪♪♪

♪
- so I literally haven't
talked to kelly at all.

Honestly, probably
two times in six months,

and it's only been
about the show.

Like, asking if I've spoken
to producers about the show.

My relationship with kelly
has completely taken a turn.

I haven't really seen her
or even talked to her.

She was accused
of having an affair with jay

last season of the show,
which fine, I get it.

Like, that's a lot, probably,
for her to deal with, too.

When season two was airing,

there was a lot of talk
on social media

about jay and kelly
having an affair.

Not for one second have
I ever thought that it was true.

It wasn't the actual accusations
of them having an affair

that made me upset.
It was how kelly went about it.

She wanted to post
something about it,

and I was like,
"don't post anything about it!"

- oh, girl.
- Because then it adds more...

- It just creates more...Yeah.

No, that's the last thing
you do.

- Right.

- Kelly kept talking about jay
on social media.

That was adding fuel
to the fire,

and I also feel like
she was using jay

for her own personal gain.

Why do you wanna
post about that?

To get more attention about it.
- Yes.

- It's like if I was
accused of having an affair

with your husband,
I wouldn't say

his [bleep] name
on social media.

I'm like, come on!

- This is my real life.
This is my husband.

- It kinda blows my mind.

So I wrote her this email,
and I was like,

"here's how your actions
have affected me."

and she wrote me back,
and she was really defensive.

I kept trying to reach out to
her and talk to her about it

and just tell her how
I was feeling about everything,

and instead of her
just owning her side of it

and being like,
"I'm sorry. Oh, my god,

that was never my intention"
or whatever,

she kept giving me pushback
and would get really defensive.

And then she literally
just stopped responding to me.

[ voice breaking ]
like, that, to me,

is such a slap in the face.

Like, you don't care?
Like, good to know.

[ scoffs ]

I feel like she's kinda wrapped
up in her world right now,

and she hasn't
really been there for me. Um...

But she has no problem being in
my life when it benefits her.

I mean, I tried to be there
for her through every situation.

Like, that's...I don't know.

- You don't take a break
from your friend.

- Yeah.
The point is I feel very used.

I care way too much about her
to just be like

"oh, [bleep] her" or whatever.
But I'm not...

I'm not willing
to just let it go,

and I don't know if I'm ready
to just move on from it.

I do miss my friendship
with kelly. I feel like I...

I don't know.
It's like this void.

I-I don't have
my friend here anymore.

- This is a big deal for you,
though,

'cause I know how much
you love her.

- I know. It sucks.

- I hate when I see you
hurt about people, though.

- I know. It's the worst.

- Because you're like
the toughest girl I know.

♪ hey, hey ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ hey, hey ♪

♪♪♪

- do we get free ice cream
out of this, at least?

[ laughter ]

oh, it's so good.

I periodically will do
a lifestyle shoot

for uncommon james,
and it's really just

a photo shoot for social media.

How do you do it where...

So it's, like,
not sexual, though?

- I know, right?
[ laughter ]

- hi.
- How are you?

- You look so pretty.

- Hi. It helps sell the jewelry,
which is what it's all about.

[ laughs ]

what's going on?
- Not much. It's like...

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- How are you?
- Okay.

- Yeah?

- I feel, like, so exhausted.
My--

- why?
- It's not because of work.

- Yeah, I hope not.

- Jon and I are, like,
going back and forth right now,

and so, like, the more
we've talked about marriage,

the more I'm, like...
I don't know if...

- You don't know if
he's the right one.

- I just realized that
every time I talk about jon,

I'm not really happy
or excited.

- Yeah.

- And then if I feel like
this four and a half years in,

like...
- Yeah.

- ...10 years from now, so what,
marriage is gonna change it?

- That's not gonna get better,
no, and it won't.

And kids will make things
even 10 times harder.

- When I fell in love with jon,

jon was the one
that was onstage

and the one that I followed,
and the one that I watched

his dreams come true.

And overnight, my dreams
started to become a reality.

And so the focus came less
on him and what he was doing,

and the more that I grew,

the more I felt like
he would question,

or, like, make me feel insecure
about the way that I am.

I think jon always wanted me
to be the housewife.

I think in general,

he loved that I was smart
and independent.

But at the end of the day,
I think he really

just wanted me to cook, clean,
and have a beer by the door.

You know, he's like, "why don't
you come home from work early,

and why don't you
wanna be with me?"

and I kept saying, like,
"I'm busy. Kristin needs me."

and then I thought about it,

and I was like,
that's an excuse.

- Yeah.
- Like, that...

Like, what's the real reason
why I'm not coming home

until 8:00 at night?

What's the real reason
why I'm too tired?

- So tell me how much you miss
me while you're working so hard.

Let's talk about that.

- Sometimes I feel
like you don't know,

like, how much work...
- I do realize how much.

You know how I know how
much work you do?

- No, how?

- Because you come home,
and you keep going.

It's intense, intense.

- I feel like I just am...
Devoid of feeling in love.

- Yeah.
- Like, I'm, like, exhausted.

I come home
and I just go to bed,

and I don't wanna deal with it,
and I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't wanna fight.

I don't wanna--I don't wanna
love, I don't wanna fight,

I don't wanna do anything.
I'm numb.

- Yeah, that's a really
bad place to be in.

- But then I feel bad, because
I'm like, am I ungrateful?

'cause he loves me so much.
- No, no.

And, brittainy,
I think he loves you,

and I think there's
a new jon right now.

But you're not growing together.
- No.

- Brittainy
telling me about stone,

it just sounds different.

This is the first time
I've heard her really

maybe wanna break up with him
and be serious about it.

I've seen, in the past year,

you're a completely
different woman.

Like, this is your moment
right now, brittainy.

This is, like,
the time of your life.

Live your life for you
and what makes you happy.

It's easier said than done.

[ laughter ]

- saying that.
- But damn it!

Coming up...
- Are you by yourself?

- Am I gonna freak out?

- I just saw, like,
four coyotes,

and there's a few bobcats
back there.

- My best friend
could care less about me

unless it has to do with what
she can gain from me.

♪♪♪♪

- the office
was really fun today,

and I have all these people
that are helping alleviate

a lot of the workload.
- That's good.

- I know. It's great.
I have adults in the building.

What a concept.

- Can I have an office?
- No.

Jay and I
have really made an effort

to make time for each other.

We're trying to have
more date nights

and just communicate more.

It's important.

- So you're gonna start
with the lemon,

then work your way clockwise.
- Thank you.

Okay, what's this one?

- Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What?

- I would like to...
Like to define them, you know.

- Right, right, right, got you.
- This is the outlaw oyster,

and it's meaty,
salty, and smooth.

Tell me.
- [ mouth full ] rugged.

[ laughs ]
- rugged? [ laughs ]

- it's a rugged oyster,
if I've ever had one.

- You're really butchering
the process here.

- So I kind of am so emotionally
drained about kelly...

- Mm.
- ...And what's going on.

I haven't heard from her at all.
- No.

- Except for a week out
from filming,

telling me how much she missed
me and she was so excited.

I'm like, "oh, good timing.
Now you wanna be friends?

Oh, hey, where've you
been the last six months?"

- hmm.

- In addition
to the affair rumors,

I didn't talk to kelly really
the entire summer.

She texted me one time
to ask if I had spoken

to producers
from "very cavallari."

it's like she just
had blinders on.

I'm just being brutally honest.

I think she got really
wrapped up in the show,

and she lost sight
of who she is as a person

and what really matters.

Like, my best friend
could care less about me

unless it has to do with what
she can gain from me.

- Yeah.
- And you.

You guys were accused
of having an affair, and...

- No, I was not accused.
She was accused.

I... I...

- Well, I mean,
you both were, but...

- Okay. Well--
- the whole point...

I don't think anything happened.

My whole point is that
all she cares about now is

her own worth, publicly,

and it's a really
[bleep] feeling,

and I'm probably ultra-sensitive
to it

because of "laguna beach"
and "the hills."

it totally messes up
friendships.

I know that.
- Yeah.

- That's why I was nervous going
into it, but I thought kelly

was the last person
that would become affected.

I've completely lost my friend.

Being in the public eye
since I was 17,

it definitely makes
you kind of...

It takes me a while
to trust people,

and I don't always know
what people's motives are.

And I think, like, coming from
reality tv, on "laguna beach"

and "the hills" and stuff,

it definitely
changes friendships.

I've always known that, and that
was a huge concern of mine.

But I honestly thought kelly
was the last person

on the planet that would ever
be affected by any of this.

Kelly was in my inner circle.
She was one of my people.

And so this has been
really hard on me.

I guess it just is what it is,
but it hurts.

- Sorry. Are you gonna
try to meet with her?

- Um, I don't know.
I'm so upset right now,

and if I meet with her,
I really want it to go well.

That would be the only point
of meeting with her, right?

- Yeah.
- I mean, this has been one of

my best friends for a long time.
Of course I want it to go well.

I'm really kind of hoping
that we can come back around.

- Maybe just a little bit
of time and space, yeah.

- [ inhales sharply ]

- or we'll see.

[ boat horn blows ]

♪♪♪

[ gears shift ]
- [ grunts ]

♪♪♪

- 'sup, stud?
- What are you...

- [ laughs ]
- what are you doing?

You scared the hell out of me.

- Did kristen not
tell you about this?

- Tell me about what?
- This is my house now!

[ laughs ]

what's up?
- How are you?

- This is where I live.

- I'm a bit confused.
- What?

Did she really not talk
to you about this?

- She said you were coming
to town or something.

- [ laughs ]
- cannot wait.

I'm gonna be like, "I jumped
somebody in the house today."

- [ laughs ]

I am in love with jay.
I love jay.

And I'm not the type of guy
that, like, develops,

like, a crush
on a straight guy.

But, like, I have a crush
on jay in the way of,

like, respect, and I love him.
I just think he's great.

Wait, you're keeping all this
stuff here, though,

for me, right?

- Um, yeah,
for about six more hours.

- Shut up.
- So get it in, yeah.

I'm glad you're here.
You can actually help me.

- Do you guys have room
at that little house for this?

- Well, we just built a new...
- That little baby house?

- We just built a... Yeah.
- [ laughs ]

- when did you get here?
- I, like, just got here.

- Oh, okay.
Are you by yourself?

- Yeah. [ laughs ]

- just don't go prancing
around out there at night, so...

- What happens here at night?

- Well, I just saw
a ton of coyote.

Me and jaxon came over
last week to get something,

and, like, four of them
ran into the woods.

- But they don't
bother humans, right?

- I mean, coyotes are probably
aren't your biggest concern.

There's a few bobcats
back there.

- Shut up, jay! [ laughs ]
are you serious?

- It had babies, I don't know,
three or four years ago.

But I've never heard a noise,
like, in my entire life,

I promise you. It's like
a growl-scream mix type thing.

- Shh!
- It freaked me out.

- What?
- I don't know.

- I didn't really think
that life would be

that different in nashville,

but it's like
the weather's different.

There's a ton of humidity.
There's bugs everywhere.

I don't even know
what those sounds are.

Cicadas--is that what
people are calling them?

Sequoia?

- How quickly are you, uh,
trying to find a house?

- Well, honestly, it's like
as quick as possible,

'cause I'm trying to
convince scoot to move here.

I love my boyfriend scoot
so much,

and he's just not sold on l.A.

Since the day we got together,
I promised him

that at some point
we'd move out of l.A.

And get a place somewhere

where he'd feel a bit
more comfortable.

So nashville is ideal,
with kristin and jay being here.

Miley has a place here. We have
a built-in family, friends.

Like, just people
to hang out with.

So it's just...It makes sense.
- It'll be easy.

- So you're gonna show him
a good time with me, right?

- Yeah, easily.
- [ laughs ]

- it's done.

Well, there's a lululemon
right down the road. Maybe...

- [ laughs ]
- maybe go buy something

other than long pants.

It looks good, though.
You look good.

- [ laughs ]
- some shorts.

- I just got here. Please, let
me take this l.A. Outfit off.

- All right.
- You know where to find me.

- I do--at bancroft.

[ laughter ]

- coming up...

- No, but I'm afraid of
a mountain lion or a bear.

- Oh, wow.

- Like, I don't have
a chance with that.

[ laughter ]

- and I feel like there's
just been a lot

of unresolved issues with us.
I haven't been happy.

I'm figuring out if
I've been in this

because it's been convenient, or
I'm in it because I really care.

- Um...

♪♪♪

- [ clears throat ]

- oh, hi, stylist,
you're just in time.

Trendy leopard booties,

or a softer, feminine look?

- Mm, I don't think either.

- Keep it simple.

- Probably the direction
I would go.

- Did you get the workout
equipment from bancroft?

- Mm-hmm.

- Good, so our gym
will be ready?

- Shortly.
- That's exciting.

- I had a little surprise there,
though.

- Justin? [ chuckles ]
- yeah.

- You didn't know
he was gonna be there?

- You've been kinda
vague on that.

- No, I mean,
I told you he was coming.

- So you just loaned out
the house for tbd.

- It's temporary.
At least someone's in there,

and it's not sitting
there alone, so...

Yeah.

- [ scoffs ]
[ phone chimes ]

oh, it's...
Justin, oh, no.

Hi.

- Oh, my god.

Justin, I feel your pain.

I've been in your shoes
so many times. [ laughs ]

- just hide, hide, hide--

- no, I know, the house
is scary by yourself.

- Just hide in the closet,
wait for the sun to come up,

you'll be fine.

- What did--like, what kind of
animals, do you say? Coyotes?

- Well, kristin, I don't know
what these animals are,

but when you hear, like,
things moving in the bushes

right outside your window...

- You could hear things moving
in the bushes?

- Yes, kristin.
- No!

- I'm not making this up!
- [ laughs ]

it's spooky.
I'm not afraid of, like...

Clowns, I don't know.

I'm not afraid of, like,
horror movies, but, like...

- A clown is gonna break in!

- No, but I'm afraid
of wildlife,

like a real mountain lion
or a bear.

- Oh, wow.

- Like, I don't have
a chance with that.

- I don't think so.

- Well, there was that night.
[ laughter ]

- you'll be fine.
- Guys, I can't do this.

- Come over. Why don't
you come over here?

- Please...

- [ laughs ]
he's here on speakerphone.

Justin, if I could
do it back in the day,

you can do it, trust me.

I lived in that house
for five months

by myself with three
little kids. You'll be fine.

- Hey, you don't really wanna
go outside anyway,

'cause there's
a bunch of coyotes

right around the house, so...
- Oh, my god.

- I would just stay locked in.
- You got it.

- Stay locked in there.
Find a small space, blackout,

and they'll just
leave you alone.

- No, that's so scary, blackout.
Don't do that.

You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

- That's fine. All right,
hang in there. I love you.

- I love you too. Bye, girl.
- Bye.

I mean, I could have guessed
that was gonna happen.

- He'll be in a hotel
at the end of the week.

- That house is kinda scary
by yourself, though.

- Mm...False.
That's definitely false.

[ laughter ]

♪♪♪

- you want coffee?
- Yeah.

- Do you want scrambled eggs,
fresh out of the coop?

- Uh-huh.
Are they really your eggs?

- Yeah.
- [ gasps ]

- the coop's, like, right here.

- I freaked out about staying
in the house by myself.

So I called kristin,
and I'm like, "I'm coming over

to your house whether
you like it or not."

I'm gonna stay the night at
their house, where I feel safe.

I know jay's close by.
- Jay will protect you.

[ laughter ]

- hey, big guy!

- First things first,
get off the counter.

- Oh!
- I told you.

- Dad's up!
- Dad!

- Oh.

- How good does this feel,
waking up to me?

[ laughter ]
- oh.

- I love this new family.
[ laughter ]

- let me in there.
Let me in there.

- The cutest little fam.
[ laughter ]

- this is a good life
we got going on.

- Yeah, it is.

- So what's the story.
Why are you here?

- Dude, you did this.

I freaked out
in the middle of the night.

That place is so spooky.

There's no lights in the yard.
All I could hear were sounds.

And I don't get scared ever.
Like, I really don't.

But, like, you'll start
hearing something,

and you'll start making up
stories in your head.

- Oh, yeah, it is scary.

- I called kristin
in the middle of the night.

I told her that I was coming
over here.

- There's a million lights
around the house.

- I mean, I'm blown away
by how big bancroft is.

I'd been there before,
but it is massive.

It's the biggest house
I've ever been in.

- Mm.

- And I feel like I've been
in some big houses in l.A.,

when I do house calls
on clients.

It's so big, I probably could
never even see all the rooms.

I haven't seen all the bedrooms.
I mean, every--

- that's not true.
You could see all of them.

[ laughter ]
- oh, god.

I'm not gonna walk that far.

[ laughter ]

it's 20,000 square feet
to see the whole place.

- Is it?
- Yeah.

- Oh. I forgot.
- I'm not running a marathon.

- But it feels very homey
and comfortable.

- And for a special price,
you, too, can have this.

- It's for sale.

I went downstairs
in the basement,

and I was walking around
and opening all the doors,

like I wanted some
of them open.

- Oh, hell, no!
- Yes! And...

- Hell, no!
- Some of those rooms, like,

when you open them, it's like
the spookiest thing ever.

Like, it would be
like the place where, like,

people would be locked up.
[ laughter ]

like the old uncommon james
employees.

[ laughter ]
- that's where they all go.

- Shannon's down there.

[ laughter ]

- if this is gonna work out,
we really need to see what

your nanny skills are like.
- Agreed.

- No, that's scoot.
- I'm all for it.

- Because if you think about it,

he kinda looks
like a disney prince.

- [ laughs ]
- like kids--they--

kids think that he's, like,
a cartoon character.

Scoot and jay at home,
taking care of the kids.

- Yeah.

- While kristin and I
relive our glory days.

[ laughter ]

it's gonna be
the best summer of our lives.

- 100%.

- These eggs are so good.
I'm gonna have these every day.

- I know. We'll send you home
with a little basket.

- See, she's sending
you home, too.

- [ laughs ]
- when you go home.

- How long are you guys
serving breakfast for daily?

- [ laughs ]
how long is the cafe open?

[ laughter ]

all right, I'm gonna
go take a bath.

[ laughter ]

- coming up...

- I'm telling you
that the light's shut off.

I know you're hurt,
and I'm sorry.

- You don't sound sorry.
- I'm getting...

- I'm just so glad
that we didn't get married then.

- I tried to [bleep] do
this the right way!

- Yeah, well, you didn't.

- [bleep] you. You win.
You win, mother[bleep].

- But how is kelly?

- I honestly haven't really
seen her... Like, at all.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- hi.

Are you laughing at me?
- No. Looks great.

- Now when I work out,
I try really hard just

to breathe through my nose.

- [ inhaling deeply ]
- because...

A little birdie told me that
you burn more fat that way.

- So you think people that
talk less burn more fat?

- You barely talk, so I mean...
[ laughs ]

- I probably burn a lot of fat.
- [ laughs ]

you wanna do some pull-ups?
- I'll do twice as many as you.

- Okay.

- I think I'm only gonna have
to do that--

- gotta do them this way,
though, right? [ sighs ]

please, god,
give me the strength.

[ grunting ]

- I don't even know if
that one counts.

- [ exhales deeply ]
what do you mean?

[bleep] I'm so weak!

- You're done.
- No!

- That doesn't count!
- Aah!

- Those don't count.

- Jay and I are
extremely competitive

no matter what it is,
and I probably

shouldn't be competing with him
in the gym, but here I am.

Four.
- You did two.

- [ laughs ] I did four.
- You literally--

- you can't talk to me
while I'm doing it.

- You did two!
- [ laughs ]

- keep going.

- [ snickers ]

- [ laughs ]
- how many is that?

- I don't know, whatever.
You make it look easy.

I was talking to biegs.

I think I just need to go up
to chicago for, like, two days,

go look at places, go see how
I feel just being up there.

- Good.

- By the way, um,
I feel like we really have

to show justin a good time.

We have to make him
fall in love with nashville

as much as we love nashville,
and scoot,

'cause I need justin here.
- It's not gonna be that hard.

- We should plan some fun stuff.

We should do a lot
of fun stuff with them.

- Me?
- Yeah.

I feel like he needs
to eat hot chicken.

It's like his initiation.

Like, get him some
cowboy boots or something.

I mean, I don't know.
- Will do.

- I'm excited.

[ laughs ]
- no.

♪♪♪

[ dog barks ]

- speak.
- Speak.

- Speak!
[ dog barks ]

good girl.
- That's a good girl.

Will you hand me that guitar?

Jeez...
- Here. Here.

Couldn't you just...

- I just didn't wanna get up.
- ...Get it yourself?

What's so hard? Get up and...

- Oh, well,
you're already standing up.

[ sighs ]
- oh, there you go.

[ guitar strumming ]

- what's up?
Hey, it's good to see you.

[ continues strumming ]
- how you doing?

- Pretty good.

♪♪♪

- I'm not doing good.

- You're not doing good?
- No.

I feel like there's just been
a lot of unresolved issues

with us, and I feel like
I haven't been happy.

- We don't...
We don't set aside time to make

happiness in our relationship.

We are so focused
on our careers,

and it's a unique situation,

because I feel like
when you have two people,

there's usually one person
that is, like,

crazy career-driven,
and then, like, the other person

isn't as career-driven
as the other person.

So it's tough for us
to have that...

- Do you think it's the job
that's the issue,

or do you think
we're just making that excuse?

'cause now that work is great
and I feel good, like...

- That's good.
- And then we, like...

Whenever we're together,
like, I still feel drained.

- Maybe it's because
you've already had

an entirely full day,
and you are drained.

- Or maybe it's by the time
we hang out, I don't feel like

I can lift my feet up
and be taken care of.

- Oh, that's what you want?

You want me to take care of you
and lift your feet up?

I feel that way, too.

- Yeah, but I've done that
for you.

Like, in the beginning
of our relationship,

I used to, like,
make breakfast and...

- Yes. That would be awesome.
- And pick you up in the airport

and pick you up at 3:00
in the morning from losers

when you needed it.
- Yeah. Hey...

- 6:00 in the morning sometimes.
- I still need that.

You're not there.
- You still come up--

but now that I need it,

I feel like you're, like,
angry with me for, like,

taking that time away,
and you've said it before.

- No, I'm not. I'm just jealous.

I'm just jealous,
because I want all your time.

That is the only reason.
I thoroughly and truly enjoy...

- Or you're jealous because
I don't need you,

and I just have you in my life
because I wanted you there,

and that wasn't enough for you,

and you wanted me
to be codependent on that.

- Wow, that's a...
Did you think about that?

- Yes.
- Okay. Well...

It sounds like you
thought that out.

- We are living together...

- Well, I don't know, you're...
- And it's co-existing.

There's not...
There's no intimacy.

I'm challenging myself
to figure out if I am...

I've been in this long enough
because it's been convenient,

or I'm in it because
I really care.

- That sucks, that you think
that way after this long.

- I mean, how can you not?

- I mean, we played
24 countries this year.

I'm jetlagged 90% of the time
that I'm in town.

- Yeah, I know you tour,
and I'm happy for you,

and I've never
challenged you on that.

I've never asked you
to come home.

I've never asked you
to cancel a trip.

- No, you don't.
- Okay, but you have.

- What? No, I haven't.
- You have.

- No, I haven't.

- You've slammed doors
while I'm in the middle

of conference calls.

- Well, here's the thing--
that happened one time...

- You...
You called me six times...

- ...Because I was...
- ...During a conference meeting

at the office
because you wanted to know

why I was or why I wasn't where
I was supposed to be,

because you thought I was
coming home earlier.

- Look, brittainy...
- It feels disrespectful,

'cause I'm never impatient
with you.

- But am I... You think
I'm a disrespectful person?

- I think jon stone is always
looking out for jon stone.

- Really?
That's how you feel?

- I don't think, um...

I feel conflicted,
because I know

that the right answer is that
I have to move on from this.

[ voice breaking ] but I gave
him my heart for four years,

and I know out of all
the relationships I've ever had,

I've loved him the most.

I don't feel like
I can ever love someone

like that ever again.

Because, like,
why would you wanna go

that far deep just to
get this hurt? [ sniffles ]

I think I'm gonna move out.

♪♪♪

[ dog barks ]

- I think I'm gonna move out.

Like, I feel like I'm in
a different spot in my life.

- I don't know.

- I don't love you.
I don't hate you.

I don't feel anything.
I feel numb.

[ crying ] I didn't think
I would get here.

I didn't think
I would stop loving you.

I didn't think that...

- If you're truly over somebody
that you've been with

for four years like that,
and it's real...

- See, I don't feel like
you even hear me now.

- I do, I do.
- I feel like you think that

this is a phase, and it's not.
- I...

- I'm coming to you and telling
you that the light's shut off.

- Okay. Well, I'm sorry.
That sucks.

- I know that. I know
you're hurt, and I'm sorry.

- You don't sound sorry.
- I'm getting...

- Obviously, you were
harboring a lot of things.

- Come on, man.
- After four years.

- That's crazy, but that's
what I'm saying...

- You just--you just said
so much different stuff

than you're saying
right now.

- In our relationship,
the entire four years

we've been together,
jon has a tendency

to not take me seriously,

and I could never understand why
my word was always challenged.

And the only thing
I can think of is, like,

maybe he just
doesn't respect me.

And I feel like I'm so done,

because this is
[bleep] miserable.

- I'm just so glad
that we didn't get married then.

- Because you don't trust
or respect my [bleep] feelings,

that's my point!
You think I'm joking right now!

You think this is all fake,
and it's not!

I tried to [bleep]
do this the right way!

- Yeah, well, you didn't.
[ strings resound ]

- blame me then.

- Whatever. We're done.
- Blame me.

[bleep] you. [bleep] you.
- Okay.

- Blame me.
I'm not doing this anymore.

I'm done. Goodbye.

[bleep] you. You win. You win.
You win, mother[bleep].

♪♪♪

[ door closes ]

you're a psycho!

♪♪♪

[ jet roaring ]

♪♪♪

[ horn blares ]

♪♪♪

- hi. How are you?

- Hi!
- Hi!

[ both squealing ]

- how are you?
- You're home, babe!

- I'm home!
- You're home!

- It feels so good being back.
- Right?

- It's been a minute
since I've been here.

I've got you,
I've got my mom friends...

I haven't seen them
I'm a long time either.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- So good to see you!

- Oh, my gosh,
it's been forever.

- It's been so long.
- I can't believe it.

Oh!
- Hi!

- Literally, when was
the last time I saw you guys?

- Last year?
- Yeah.

- Wait, it was?
- That's long.

- It's been a long time.
- Too long.

- Well, you got the babies...

I don't have girlfriends
like this in nashville.

I have mom friends, but not ones
that I see socially that often.

When we were living in chicago,

I would meet up
with kim and kelly,

and we would meet
for playdates,

but then we would also make
time for social life as well.

Now my life is going to
the office, and it's business,

and I wouldn't trade it
for the world.

I'm so thankful, obviously.
But I kinda miss those days.

How's suburban life, mommies?

- We used to spend, I mean,
twice a week, minimum...

- Literally.
- ...Doing playdates.

- It's not the same without you!

- I'll tell you what
ellen misses most

is your bounce house.

- We miss the basketball court.
[ laughter ]

trade in the basketball court
for chickens.

- And goats and llamas.
- We have baby ducks.

We don't need
a basketball court. [ laughs ]

I miss you guys so much.

Like, this, for me,
is really nice.

- Yes, I know.
- Really fun.

- If we could layer in
a little bit more of this,

that might be a good thing.

- So that's why I should
open up a store here.

- Yes! Is that why you're here?

- Yeah, so I'm gonna
look at spaces tomorrow.

- Okay.
- Biegs is gonna come with me.

I have so much history here.

You guys are here.
My mom is here...

- If for no other
reason than this.

- Right?
Just to have some girl time.

- Right?

- For the past couple years,
kelly has really been

my go-to girl for a night out
or, you know, just to catch up

with a girlfriend
and have a couple drinks.

So tonight is nice,
just to have some girl time,

and just to laugh and smile.
It feels really nice.

So we'll see, I don't know.

I'm just gonna look at spaces
and see what's out there.

- I mean,
unbiased-biased opinion...

You have to be back here more.

What level of fun are
we looking to get tonight?

I like to just manage
my own expectations.

- A 9.5?
- Yeah, 9.5's good.

- Out of 10, right?

- Wait, remember when
you guys came to nashville

and we went to broadway?
- What? No, I don't remember!

- Oh, that's right,
you blacked out.

- That was when kelly
met the canadian.

- The canadian.
- Oh, my god!

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- That's right.

- Do you remember that guy
we met from canada?

- [ gasps ]
- is that him?

- I can't... Yes, that's him!
- Yes, it's him!

- Wait, how is kelly?

- I honestly haven't
really seen her.

Like, at all.

♪ and I see it in your eyes ♪

♪♪♪

[ horn blares ]

♪♪♪

[ doorbell rings ]

- hello? [ laughs ]

- hi.
- Oy, vey.

- This season
on "very cavallari"...

[ cheering ]

- aah!
- Stick on the board!

- I'm really excited about
opening up another store

back in chicago.

I wanna be open
before the holiday season.

- The deadline is the issue.
- It's gonna work out.

- That's great, but your ass
isn't on the line.

- [ slurps ]

- so did I tell you that I wanna
go to Italy, trace my roots?

- Back in Italy.
- Wow, this is beautiful.

♪♪♪

- like my new koozie?
Put your hands in it,

you just get lost.
- [ laughs ]

- I can't, honestly.

[ pop ]
- aah!

[ cheering ]

- justin and his boyfriend scoot
are moving to nashville.

[ cheering ]

- so you guys feel like
that was the ensemble?

Oh, my goodness.
- Aah! [ laughs ]

where's the ball?!
- Stop!

[ bleats ]

- I literally thought
I pooped myself.

- [ laughs ]
- we're gonna buy a house today?

- Whoa!
- We could have kids here.

You're ready for that?

- I thought kelly was
the last person on the planet

this would ever happen with.

- I know that those stupid
rumors about you and jay

have gotten in between
you and kristin.

- Brittainy just goes,
"I'm not in love with you."

- moving out now--
it's overwhelming.

- There's been a lot
of breakup sex?

- I am late.

No!

[ crying ] I'm freaking out.
- She wants to be this leader,

then she needs to act like one.

I mean, do you wanna be here?

If I was accused of having
an affair

with my best friend's husband,
I literally would be like,

where I'm coming from?

- [ crying ]

♪♪♪