All language subtitles for The Trial of Christine Keeler s01e01_English

[Christine] I'm an ordinary sort of person.

It may be hard to believe,
but I've never longed
for the spotlight.

-[camera shutter]
-[journalists] Christine!

Do you have any comments?

-Just a word or two!
-Christine!

[Christine] But somehow
the spotlight found me.

[journalists shouting]

How can you know
when your story begins?

Like any girl my age,
I'd always dreamt
of meeting Prince Charming.

Then I met John Profumo.

John was never Prince Charming.

I knew that
from the very beginning.

[clears his throat]

[gasps]

Oh, shit!

[Christine]
You're 19 years old.

Innocent, guilty.

-[murmuring]
-Shit!

[Christine] How can one girl
have the power to bring
a whole world tumbling down?

Oh, Christine.

[journalists] Christine!

[theme song]

Did you take my fags?

Johnny?

Excuse me.

-Hmm.
-Oh!

Sorry, we're closed.

I'm supposed to be
at this toothpaste thing.

Johnny! We need the money.

[moans]

[moans]

Oh, Christ! I swear,
if you ladder my stockings,
I'll kill you.

For fresher cleaner teeth

and minty bright
all-day freshness.

-[chuckles]
-What?

[mocking her]
"Minty bright freshness."

Minty bright all-day freshness

Bloody hell, I've not even
brushed my teeth, you know.

[both laugh]

Oh, I am gonna be so late.

You're always late, woman.

Hmm... Your fault.

[kissing]

Shit.

[Christine] Men are such fools.

-[wolf whistle]
-But I like them.

And they seem to like me.

If a man finds
a girl attractive,

is she the one to blame?

[man moaning]

[man moaning]

-[Peter] No butter, Mandy.
-I know, I know.

It's Velvet.

Forget Velvet, I'm not
calling you bloody Velvet.

Where'd that bread come from?

The shop.

[Peter murmuring]

Sixteen, eighteen...

Twenty four slices in a loaf.
There should be twenty two left.

Maybe they're cutting down.
Making it smaller,
but charging the same.

Anyway, I had toast
for breakfast.

-This is yesterday's, isn't it?
-No, I had toast, two slices.

Piss off, Mandy!
You can lie to me all you like,
but I'm not eating this--

-I had toast!
-[plate crashing]

Fine. You can starve
for all I care.

The world's about to end anyway.

Miserable old git.

I've had it up to here
with him, Chris.

I mean, today, of all days...

Why? What's today?

-It's my eighteenth!
-Oh, course it is.

Happy birthday, doll.

And look what he gives me!

-Oh! It must be five hundred?
-A thousand.

Would it have killed him
to splash out sixpence extra
on a bit of wrapping paper?

Peter's Peter.
He gave you the Jag last year.

Maybe he's run out of ideas.

He's run out of something.

-[waiter] Sweetheart?
-Full English, please.

-Mand?
-Erm, coffee, please.

[Mandy] Eighteen's not that old.

I just want to have
a bit of fun, you know?

You could have a lot of fun
for a thousand quid.

I was thinking
of having my nose done.
You know, Harley Street job.

The photographers say
it kinks out on this side.

-Looks fine to me.
-Really?

[waitress] There you go, love.

Thanks, doll. I'm skitters.

Keep the change!

[waitress] Thank you.

[both giggle]

[Mandy] Did you go
to your audition
dressed like that?

With a ladder in your stocking

It was for toothpaste,
they weren't looking at my legs.

They always look at your legs.

Christine Margaret Keeler.
You didn't go, did you?

Well... why not?

That was a really
good opportunity, Chris.

[whistles]
Good day to you, ladies.

Oh, bloody hell.

Can't really stop, Lucky,
were in a bit of a rush.

-Going to see somebody, is it?
-It's none of your business.

You think I can't follow you
everywhere you go?

[Mandy] Leave her alone!

You're shacked up
with Edgecombe now,
you little whore!

Yeah, maybe I am!

-Oh!
-You bastard!

[Christine sobs]

See what you make me do!

[Christine sobs]

Bloody hell, Chris,
are you okay?

I'm fine.

-I'm gonna call the police,
this can't keep happening.
-No, no.

Let's go to Stephen's. Come on.

[Christine] Dr. Stephen Ward. He was always there to save me.

And there never seemed
a price to pay.

Or so I thought.

Open your mouth, little baby.

Little wider.

Mm... You'll live.

The swelling might
come up in a few hours.

I think I have
some arnica somewhere.

[Mandy] I told her
to go to the police!

It's fine. Lucky'll get over it.

He must have just heard
about me and Johnny.

Chrissie, darling,
on this at least
Lucky and I see eye to eye.

The last thing you need
in your complicated little life

is another low-life
Jamaican boyfriend.

He's not Jamaican!
He's from Antigua.

Johnny can't stick Jamaicans.
And he's nothing like Lucky.

You're just prejudiced.

Oh, no, you know it's not that.

I just... I worry about you,
that's all.

[Christine] Nice arse!

Thank you.

Anyone we know?

Strictly professional,
little baby.

A man has his needs.

[Mandy] I'll pop
to the launderette later.

It's just till
I sort myself out.

[Stephen] You can stay here
as long as you like, darling.

That is if we're spared.

-Spared?
-Khrushchev's missiles.

Cuba, little baby.

-The Russians?
-Oh. Bloody Russians.

-Is ten alright, Mand?
-Help yourself.

But you need to start taking
your modelling seriously,
Christine.

Tell her, Stephen.

[doorbell]

Talking of Russians.

Bloody hell, Eugene,
why don't you just leave
your toothbrush here?

Uhm.

[Christine] MI5 may have been
watching Captain Ivanov,

but to me he was
just another one
of Stephen's friends.

[camera shutter]

I had no idea what
an extraordinary life
I was leading.

But then, Mr. Profumo
was the extraordinary one.

-[applauses]
-Not me.

Jolly good.

[applauses]

[soldier] Salute.

[soldiers marching]

-The lunch is always very good.
-It had better be.

Terribly sorry, sir.

My mother is a tremendous fan,
Miss Hobson,

she simply
would never forgive me.

Of course.

I go by Mrs. Profumo these days,

but let's not disappoint
your mother.

[soldier] Thank you.

Thank you.

I sometimes think I should
become Prime Minister
just to trump you.

They'd still ask
for my autograph.

-Oh, they'd ask for mine first.
-[laughs]

Mr. Profumo.

-Yes.
-Daily Mirror, sir

Anything to say
about the Cuba situation?

Yes, the Prime Minister
is absolutely right.

We cannot bow to bullying
from the Soviets!

[Profumo] Shall we?

[Christine] Everyone was
worrying about the bomb,

when they should have been
worrying about me.

I was much more dangerous
than Russia.

[murmuring]

Oh, shit!

Ah, Christine.

[Valerie] A towel, Jack.

Give the poor girl that towel.

Of course.

Right you are.

[chuckles]

[laughing]

Come on!

Did you see them?

[Stephen laughs]

You're an absolute bugger.
You knew I was going for a swim!

Naked as nature intended.

Poor Jack didn't know
where to look.

He knew exactly
where to bloody look!

I suppose it saved me
from introducing you formally
to Mr. Profumo.

Profumo... Is he foreign?

He's the coming man,
little baby.

Might be
our next Prime Minister.

Oh.

His wife's very beautiful.
Even more than at the pictures.

She's stunning...

for a woman of her age.

But she is her age.

And I'd say Mr. Profumo
only has eyes for you.

[giggles]

Oh! [laughs]

[telephone ringing]

Here's the thing.

It's all very well
building Profumo up to tear
the Prime Minister down,

but we don't want
the Tories in at all, do we?

I thought you said
the film star angle
goes down well with the punters.

Like strawberries and cream,
along with the war hero angle.

That's the trouble.

We're making them look
like the Golden Couple.

Fortunately for us,

nobody's perfect, are they?

Would you like me
to have a sniff?

Sniff away, Alan, my lad,
see if anything stinks.

If the Tories are thinking
of getting rid of the PM

and replacing him
with the fifth Baron Profumo,

public has a right to know
the kind of man he is.

[Redmayne] Ah, ah!

So this is what
you've been up to, Jack!

[Profumo] "Stands firm."
What the hell are they implying?

Ah, that you're solid
on this missile nonsense

and you've got the balls
for the top job.

Ha! If the old man could
ever be persuaded to retire.

Yeah. He seems determined
to drop in harness.

We may have to shoot him.

[both laugh]

Well, keep up the good work!

-You look smashing.
-Hmm... Really?

I'd give you a job.

-And the other...
-[laughs]

-Disgusting.
-What did you say?

Hey, Christine.
Don't let it get to you.

Stony-faced old cow
should mind her own
fucking business!

And we should be minding ours.

I've heard a lot worse,
believe me.

-Good luck, doll!
-Hmm.

What about that two pounds
I gave you?

I told-- Mum? Mum, listen!

[background murmur]

I can't give it to you
straight away, but...

[Ivanov] I mean Americans
are putting themselves
all over the world.

-Even in Communist soils!
-[Christine] Just things.

They want me for this advert
on the telly... toothpaste.

[men laughing]

I know things are tight!

[Ivanov] It's your government.

I'm doing everything I can.

[Ivanov] ...being together
with the Americans...

Give him ten bob now
and tell him he can have
the rest next week!

-[hangs up]
-[Ivanov] Cuba is the same
as it's happening in Germany.

That was half a crown at least!

I'll owe you.

God, my mum! It's like
feeding shillings
into the bloody gas meter,

but it never gets warm.

-I think they're handmade shoes.
-What?

Mr. Eddowes.

-[Mandy] Is he one
of Stephen's patients?
-Yeah.

Solicitor or something.
He owns a few restaurants too.

It's clearly a...

[Christine] Be my guest.

But I thought
you'd had it with old blokes.

I like them. I do!

As long as they're presentable.

"Presentable"...
all the way to the bloody bank.

[chuckles]

[Stephen] I couldn't agree more.

Playing missiles
instead of money.

[Stephen] Now you sound
more like them than ever.

[Ivanov] The game
is not important,
it's how you play it.

You're a lucky man, Ward!

My dear Michael,
there is no such thing as luck.

-[laughs]
-Ah!

Only an alertness
to the opportunities
life has to offer you.

[man] ...a Soviet gesture.

[door opening]

[Christine] I'll be off.

You know you can always
bunk with me if you like,
little baby.

Nah, Johnny'll be wondering
where I got to.

You got five bob for the cab?

Help yourself.

At the risk of sounding
like a broken record,

you could do a lot better
for yourself than Johnny.

Thanks... Dad.

Christine, look at you.
Your face is your fortune.

Notting Hill is
not doing you any favors.

At your age,
with your connections--
my connections.

I'm not Mandy.

All's I want is a bit of a laugh

and enough spare
to keep my mum off my back.

Eh. "All". Not "All's".

"All".

Eddowes, though...

Cash to burn
and an eye for a pretty girl.

You know the drill.

You can have your cake
and eat it.

You never eat it.

Just like watching everyone
else stuffing themselves.

[laughs] Crumbs everywhere.

Kinky sod.

Hmm.

I have to fancy them, Stephen.

Either I do, or I don't.

You know if you are really
short of cash you can
always go back to Murray's.

[Christine]
Stick it up your jumper!

-[chuckles]
-[door closes]

[jazz music and club murmur]

["Knock Me a Kiss" playing]

[jazz music playing]

[jazz music playing]

[audience applauding]

Good girl, thank you.

Can I pour you
more Champagne, sir?

That stuff bears as much
resemblance to Champagne

as I do to Rock Hudson.

[Christine giggles]

But yes please.

What are you doing later?

It's already later.

I mean after the club shuts.

Having fun.

Hm, splendid!

And you?

You know, I could introduce you
to a lot more fun.

[door closing]

Murray's, guv.

[Alan] It's a topless cabaret.

One of the dancers
was very friendly
with Mr. Profumo, apparently.

-Have you spoken to her?
-They said she finished there
months ago.

She can't have vanished
into thin air.
Did you get a name?

Christine Keeler.

Christine Keeler.

I want this one, Alan.

You need to find her.

Cherchez le bint.

[door closing]

Stephen's right,
you've got a lovely place
here, Mr. Eddowes.

Michael, please.

I was so delighted that
you accepted my invitation.

I thought perhaps you wouldn't.

Let me.

[Eddowes] That's rather smart.

It was a present.

From an admirer, no doubt.

-Jack Profumo actually.
-Profumo?

The War Minister?

He's something
in government, isn't he?

Something important, anyway.

Christine...

Thank you ever so much
for lunch, Michael.

You're very sweet.

Darby and Joan those two...

Isn't Ward worried
the Russian chap's a spy?

Eugene?

[Christine] Stephen says
it doesn't matter because...

Well, because Wotsit's
keeping an eye on him.

They listen in
on the phones as well.

MI5?

Makes him feel important.

See you later, Michael.

Christine! Hear me.

-Stay away from me!
-No, no, listen.

I just want to apologize
for our misunderstanding.

I wasn't thinking straight.

You're not right
in the bloody head, that's why!

Mr. Eddowes, can you get me
out of here please?

[Eddowes] This really isn't...

Allow me to explain myself.

I don't wanna talk
to you, Lucky!

We're not together anymore.
We're finished!

Listen, Christine, please.
I just want to...

Lucky, all right, you're not
doing yourself any favors.

Edgecombe is no good,
you need to know that.

He sleeps with every girl
he meets.

He's twice the bloke
you'll ever be,
so piss off out my business!

No, listen,
I'm just trying to apologize.

-Drive!
-I'm trying to be helpful,
Christine!

Get off of me, man.

Lucky says it's me.

I drive him crazy.

[Johnny chuckles]
Got that right.

You drive me crazy.

Man's got a screw loose.

Everyone knows that.

I should get a gun
to keep me safe.

-Only thing he understands.
-Hmm.

I'll keep you safe.

Will you?

Every way I know how.

Are you sure
you didn't get that job?

Yeah. [huffs]

They said they weren't hiring,

which is what they always
say before you see
a white guy walk up

and shake their hand.

Do you know anyone
who could get hold of a gun?

[laughs]

You got the wrong man, girl.

John Edgecombe
is a man of peace.

Peace, and music, and love ...

You sure about that?

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

I'm not certain this is
a good idea, Stephen.

You know Mandy,
always keen on a new experience.

No. I meant putting
Arran and Ivanov together.

Perhaps we should leave
politics to the politicians?

[gunshot]

Obviously, you will get rid
of Mandy before lunch.

I wouldn't dream
of bringing her to the house,
Bill, you know that.

Mutually assured destruction.

The world is on the brink
of nuclear war,

and Lord Arran has the ear
of the Prime Minister.

[gunshot]

I can mention your idea
to the PM, Doctor Ward.

[Arran] Though I'm not
quite clear what a Russian
naval attaché is doing,

attempting to set up
peace talks.

Well, not everyone
in the Kremlin

is as hell bent on war
as Krushchev, my lord.

And my friendship with Eugene

puts me in a rather unique
position, you might say.

[gunshot]

-[man] Bloody hell!
-Oh, bugger.

Careful, miss.

-Sorry.
-I'll take that.

[men laugh]

This Arran didn't take me
seriously, I can tell.

Eugene, Lord Arran
is an English aristocrat.

He's spent a lifetime
perfecting the same expression
for everything,

whether he takes it
seriously or not.

What do you think Eton's for?

You didn't go to Eton,
my friend.

These public schools
that are in fact private...

I went to public school,
just not Eton.

Or Harrow, or Charterhouse,
or Winchester, or Sherborne.

[laughs] Sherborne
is practically
a minor public school...

Ah, good, I've caught you!

Bill's in the bath,
but he's suffering I can tell.
His sacroiliac's out.

If you can spare the time
do pop along, would you?
After supper.

I can always spare you
the time, Lady Astor!

You've met, I think.
Captain Ivanov.

I imagine you already know
Lady Astor was
a celebrated mannequin

before she met her husband.

Well, we all retire
when we marry!

Not from everything, I hope.

Forgive me, Captain,
we're just about
to beat the gong.

You didn't get an invitation
for supper, ah?

[laughs]

I fear my presence reminds
Lady Astor of Bill's
bachelor days.

Beans on toast at the cottage,
old chap! Food of the gods.

Communism, my friend. Communism.

[engine starts]

[Christine] High society.

Stephen couldn't resist
a toff any more
than he could a pretty face.

He saw himself as so much more
than just a doctor.

And with his finger
in all those pies,

is it any surprise MI5
were beginning to wonder
whose side he was on?

Doctor Ward,
our society osteopath.

The Foreign Office passed it on.

Always knew Ward was
a loose cannon, but really...

He's been on to Lord Arran
trying to set up a peace summit,
here in London.

[Hollis] Seems to think
he can solve the Cuban Crisis.

He's a back doctor
for God's sake!

Clearly he considers himself
something of an emissary
for the moderate Russian view.

Emissary for cloud
ruddy cuckoo land.

[scoffs] Peace!

That is the last thing
Comrade Ivanov's interested in.

Surely Ward sees it,
the man is a threat
to national security.

He's playing Ward
like a Stradivarius.

If only we knew the tune.
You're continuing
to keep an eye?

Certainly am, sir.

Ivanov's always at Wimpole Mews.

And Ward keeps
interesting company.

These popsies of his,
that come and go,

I was wondering
if it would be useful
to have a word with them?

Good God, whatever for?

It's just, well,
they're clearly very close
to both Ward and Ivanov.

And there's started to be
a certain amount of noise
about one of the girls

and the Secretary of State
for War.

Profumo?
Well, we know about that.

It's done and dusted.
Let's leave well alone.

Especially when we can see
exactly what they are.

Window dressing.

Parsley on the plate!

[Hollis] These girls aren't
going to cause any trouble.

Boom, boom, boom.

[chuckles]

Not bad for twenty quid, eh?

Said it was from the war.

-Stop pointing that thing!
-[laughs]

It's not loaded. Yet.

Oh, come on, let's go out!

Can't remember the last time
we went dancing.

Don't you fancy it,
the all-nighters?

Yeah, but not with this.
No, no, come on.

Told you, didn't I?

I'll look after you, darling.

-Ah!
-[screams]

You looking good, no?

You're not so bad yourself.

Best looking girl
in the west end.

-Come on!
-All right.

Oh, flipping 'eck

-Jack.
-Hmm.

You haven't happened
to see this month's
Parliamentary Sketch, have you?

God, no.

Do I look like
a dipsomaniac backbencher?

Perhaps you should take a look.

-Ah.
-You see what they're implying?

It's obtuse enough.

"Who's spilled the beans to MI5?

Because every time
the card playing Russian spy

arrived to admire
the showgirl's curves,

out of the back door slipped
the Honorable Member for X?"

I wouldn't call that obtuse.
It's you and Christine.

Nonsense, Bill. Absolute tosh.

It was all over months ago.

Christine who?

-Bill looks awfully worried.
-He came out of the womb
looking like that.

Just Westminster gossip.

[Profumo]
I'll fill you in after supper.

[dance music playing]

[music continues]

-Whoa!
-[applause]

[cheering and applause]

You know I love you, right?

[music starts again]

Hey, don't turn round,
but Lucky's here.

Don't!

-You scared?
-No.

[Johnny] He's the guy
with the problem.

Screw him! It's a free country.

Hey, cool it. Cool it.

Got plenty of trouble
without you running around
finding it for me.

I don't want trouble!

If he doesn't like it,
he can piss off!

Come on!

[man] Leave it, man,
she's not worth it.

No, man, it's disrespectful.

[people shouting]

-What was that, man?
-Listen, you know me!

[man] Leave it, leave it.

Watch out.

What you trying to do to me?
Rubbing my nose in it.

You know everybody
knows me here!

That's enough,
we don't want any trouble.

-It has nothing to do with you.
-It has everything
to do with me!

-You're not so full of it now.
-Shut your fucking mouth.

-I said leave it!
-What you gonna do?

I swear to you,
I got box your eyes out!

Swear what?

[Johnny] Come on!

-Go on, you nasty little bitch.
-[screams]

-Let me go!
-[Johnny] Leave her!

Leave her alone!

-[Christine] Johnny!
-You try and play bad?

What you gonna do?

No, do it now.

Go on now.
What you got?

-Bring it--
-Ah!

[people screaming]

[groans]

He cut me.

[Lucky] Everybody see,
he cut me!

You'll go to jail you!
You mad bitch!

He going to jail, both of you!

[Lucky] Go on! Run!

[Johnny] Christine!

Christine!

[panting]

-[phone ringing]
-[Peter] Jesus!

-What's that? Mandy!
-What?

-Under the pillow.
-Oh, calm down.

It's only a bit
of Fruit and Nut, in case...

-In case? What "in case"?
-The bomb.

If the warning goes off,
doesn't matter
if it gives me spots, does it?

[phone ringing]

-Marylebone 54643.
-Meshugganah!

It's all kicked off with Lucky!
Get Stephen!

-No, Stephen's at the cottage.
-It's proper trouble, Mandy.

I'm gonna come over!

No, listen, just lie low
for a bit, okay?

Peter's here.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Stephen will be back by then.

-Mand--
-[call ended]

Shit!

[panting]

Christine, what you playing at?
We got to split! Now!

Before the pigs
come get me, come on!

Why'd you have to cut him?

[murmur]

[people chatting]

[door opening]

Oh, little baby,
what is it about you?

Chaos seems to follow
you wherever you go.

-It wasn't me
who pulled a knife.
-No, I know.

But I did hear your knight
in shining armor gave Lucky
a face full of stitches.

Lucky started it.

The police should be after him
just as much as Johnny!

And any good solicitor will make
exactly that case, self-defense.

If Lucky had provoked him,
struck the first blow.

Of course he bloody did!

I never thought Johnny
would pull a stunt like that.

Never thought he had it in him.

Notting Hill, little baby.
What did I say?

I'm not moving back
to Wimpole Mews, Stephen.

Did I even suggest it?

I can't always come
crying to you, can I?

I've got to stand
on my own two feet.

How much does
a good solicitor cost, anyway?

[laughs] Little baby.

Lots and lots of money.

Wiggy's brother's got
a place in Brentford.

I'm not going to Brentford.

Stephen's right,
and Mr. Eddowes.

You have to hand yourself in.

Fuck that.

"Mr. Eddowes."

-That who you're seeing?
-Don't start that again,
checking up on me.

I'm doing this
so we don't have
to cough up for a solicitor.

It's normal to want
to know where you are,
if we're together.

"If."

Is that a question?

Oh, no, no. Hold on!

It's hard.

The walls are closing in,
you know?

Being stuck in here
all day and all night.

Well, you brought that
on yourself.

I was protecting you!

You're my girl, Christine.

Doesn't mean you bloody own me!

[slamming door]

You look particularly lovely
tonight, is this new?

Erm, yes,
a few weeks actually.

It is ridiculous
how this is being reported,

like some glorious
American victory!

-Can I get you another drink?
-Thank you, my dear.

[Ivanov] Can you believe this?
I rather think you have to...

Close your eyes and think
of the free legal advice.

Hm?

Believe me.

Khrushchev has made
some counter-demands
to the Americans.

-Wait and see.
-God, change the bloody record!

[Mandy] America was always going
to come out on top, wasn't it?

More naval and air power,

loads more
intercontinental missiles

[laughing] Mandy is the expert.
We should all listen to her!

I can read the paper.

Russia's got the ground troops
but that doesn't matter anymore.

"The theatre of war
has shifted."

[Ivanov] Of course
ground troops matter!

Ask the Germans
if ground troops matter.

Mr. Profumo would be able
to fill us in, perhaps.

I'm not sure if I want
to know how close we came
to being blown to kingdom come,

thank you very much.

-You know Profumo?
-Not as well as Christine,
by the look of it.

[laughs]

Beautiful place, Cliveden.
Very English. Typical.

And at the Spring Cottage,

Stephen is the host
with the most.

Cheers to that!

-[laugh]
-Nah zda-rovh-yeh.

-[Ivanov] Cheers.
-[Stephen] Cheers.

Your turn.

[girls laughing]

Stop it!

Right, I think
it's time for a race!

-Girls against boys!
-No. Piggy back race.

-Girls on boys' shoulders.
-[Ivanov] Oh, my goodness.

No, no. Let's do
Russia against England!

Yes, if you insist!
Over here, young lady.
Your country needs you.

Oh!

[screams] No, don't tickle me!

[screaming and laughing]

Honestly, they're like children
sometimes, aren't they?

[Stephen]
On your starting marks, please.

Wait, wait.

Not exactly like children.

And ready steady go!

Oh!

Yes!

Oh, no!

[screaming]

Yeah! England won!

-[laughing]
-Fantastic.

[laughs]

Are you sure
we haven't met before?

You look so awfully familiar.

[Christine laughs]

[screaming]

[Christine screams and laughs]

I've never been anywhere
like this before.

It's charming, isn't it?

Bloody hell.

-There's a lot to dust!
-[laughs]

It's like being in a fairy tale.

Hmm.

Murray's!

Murray's club,
with the feathers.

Oh, yeah, that's me!

Did we have a drink?

Sorry, I have drinks
with lots of gentlemen.

-[Ivanov] Ha, here you are!
-Ah.

[laughing] Another race.

Best out of three. I insist!

-Come on!
-All right.

[Ivanov] National honor
must be satisfied.

[all laugh]

-Ah! Ah!
-No! No!

Let's go!

[Christine] Stop it!

[Christine sighs]

Mr. Eddowes says
you corrupted me.

I hope you've told him
I was very late
to that party, darling.

Piss off.

Have you ever been in love?

Twenty times a day,
little baby, you know me.

Why have we never done it,
do you think?

You shagged Mandy.

Are you frightened of me,
Stephen?

What are you scared of?

-[Christine laughs]
-Yes, thank you.

I swear, when I'm sat
in Mr. Eddowes car,

it's like
I'm twelve again, thirteen,

all those dads
used to touch me up
when I babysat their kids.

Some wrinkly old cock.

[Mandy] You don't have to look!

-[phone ringing]
-[laughs]

Well, you don't! Why would you?

What? Ever?

There you have it,
that is why Mandy has
a mink coat and a Jaguar.

And will have a diamond ring
and a flat in Mayfair
by the time she's twenty one.

Last of the great romantics,
our Mand.

[laughs]

[Mandy] Peter's dead.

He's had a heart attack.

[laughs]

It's not a joke!

They found him in his car.

He's dropped dead!

[sobbing] I was foul to him
the last time I saw him!

I never knew,
and now I'll never
be able to say sorry.

-Shhh.
-I told him he had bad breath.

[crying] I didn't mean it!

-I didn't!
-[Stephen] Little baby.

[Mandy crying]

Hey, err--I'm sorry
about before, doll.

Johnny?

[music playing]

Hey, Christine,
how's it hanging beautiful?

-We have mellor opium.
-Darrell, have you seen Johnny?

He may be around here somewhere.

[woman laughing]

What the hell are you doing
with my boyfriend, you bitch?

He's not your boyfriend.

He bloody is!

Look at you,
he must be desperate.

Hey! No, come on. Come on.
Cool it, Christine!

You can't keep it
in your trousers
for one bloody night?

Why should I?
You off putting it
around the West End.

For you! You're the one
who cut Lucky Gordon.

Who wanted the gun, Christine?

-I got coppers asking
everywhere looking for me.
-Fuck off!

I've got the law
all over me because of you!

Screw the little
scrubber's brains out,
I don't give a toss.

And if you think I'm gonna
stand up for you in court

or get a solicitor for you
John Edgecombe,

you've got another
fucking thing coming!

Get out of my way!

[people] Oh!

Darling.

Sexy.

These floors are freezing.

There's a Rembrandt
in the study, but they're
too mean to heat the house.

When you said party,
I thought you meant party party.

Are you not in the mood?

Thank you.

As my mother used to say,
"If you're bored,
you're boring."

God, if people knew...

When I left home,
I had this idea in my head
about London's society,

whatever it's called.

Like everyone posh was better.

Sex is the great equalizer,
little baby.

You always say that,
but no-one's doing this
in Wraysbury.

Two people,
lights out, ten minutes.

[people moaning]

Agh! I should write
a bloody book.

Christine, dear,
who's the Prime Minister?

Why, is he here?

No. I mean, what is his name?

If you're going to be a writer.

Our good old PM.

Oh, I'm not stupid, Stephen!

I know you're not,
but you are
deliciously ignorant.

Why are you being so horrible?

Hey...

Little baby. Huh?

[sobs] Can I stay
with you for a bit?

I'd be delighted.

[women and men moaning]

[both laugh]

[Stephen] Time for cocoa
and pajamas, I think.

You couldn't lend me
a fiver, could you?

I've got my mum breathing
down my neck about her rates.

Need to cash a cheque.

Must dash, Maharajah
with a frozen shoulder.

Help yourself to whatever
there is, little baby.

Not much, I'm afraid.

I was really
in love with Johnny.

Oh, little baby.

You always are.

Until the next one, huh?

No one understands you
like I do,

that's the thing.

We're twins.

-[door opening and closing]
-No, were bloody not, Stephen.

May I telephone you?

I'm in the book.
Stephen's number.

-The new suit?
-Yes, what do you think?

-Very dashing.
-Yeah.

Though do ask your tailor
if it's necessary to cut
your trousers so tight

the world can see your penis?

[laughs] All right.

"It pays to advertise,"
isn't that what they say?

Depends on what you're selling.

[laughs]

Don't you think
a prospective leader
had better shut up shop?

Particularly
if he's playing happy families.

Well, you never know.

After Macmillan the country
might be rather grateful

for a Prime Minister
with a working todger.

[laughs]

If you have a fault, darling,
it is over-confidence.

And don't say "todger", Jack.

Not if you ever want
to fuck me again.

Oh, but I do...

[Mandy] Laddie died.

[sobs]

It's from my sister.

My pony...

he was hit by a car
the same day Peter passed.

Isn't that strange?

I saved every penny I had
to pay for Laddie.

When he was twelve
he was my whole world!

-You'll get over it.
-[car approaching]

-I know I will.
But I feel really shitty now!
-[car door opening]

[knocking on the door]

-[Johnny] Christine!
-Shit! It's Johnny.

-I know you're in there.
-[knocking on the door]

Get your arse down here!

I got the law all over me
'cos of Lucky.

-Tell him I'm not here!
-Well, where are you?

-Make it up.
Say I'm at the hairdressers.
-[Johnny] Christine!

I'll not be a sacrifice!

What?
Any black stud do for you?

You not be messing
with me no more!

She's not here,
she's gone to the hairdresser!

Bullshit! Christine!

I've got a taxi waiting for me,
it's costing me money!

Christine!

-Come on!
-There it is!

-Now you can piss off!
-What you playing at?

-I'm coming for you!
-[Christine] Big man!

You're winding him up!

Go back to your little
spacky-faced bitch
at the shebeen!

She doesn't even know
what it feels like
to have a real man!

[screaming]

[gunshots]

[screaming]

Stephen, Johnny
is trying to kill us.
You need to come quick!

Drive now, drive!

Yes, now!

[Alan] And can I
quote you on that?

-Mandy...
-Rice-Davis, with a hyphen.

Christine's the model
and I'm an actress...

-Christine?
-Keeler.

K-E-E-L-E-R.

You got the hyphen for me? Uh?

[speaking in Russian]

John Edgecombe,
I'm arresting you on suspicion
of attempted murder--

-I didn't do anything!
-Shut it! I don't want to hear
any more from you!

Get in the car, fucking coon!

-Thanks for your time, Mr. Ward.
-Thank you so much Sergeant.

Well, little baby,
I did warn you.

The poo-poo has well
and truly hit the propeller.

Come on.

[Christine]
I am not a bad person.

I am young,
and I like to have fun.

And like any girl my age
I have made mistakes.

Yes, Mr. Profumo
was keeping a secret.

We both were.

But we weren't the only ones.

And believe me,
the secrets that surrounded us

let to a far more
than a few harmless lies.

-It's true.
-[telephone ringing]

Terrible crimes
have being committed.

But not by me.

[telephone ringing]

Yes, sir.

Yes, looks like the girls
could be a problem
after all, sir.

Christine!

Christine Keeler?

-Who says so?
-That's not a face anyone's
gonna forget in a hurry!

We would love to hear
your story, Christine,
when you're ready.

The story behind the story.

We'll pay you good money for it,
photos as well. Double bubble.

Think about it!

All right. I will.

[Christine] I didn't know it,
but I still had a hell
of a lot to learn.

I was naive, I can see that now.

But so was he.
And he was a man of the world.

Hello.

So you found me
in the book then?

Don't you look ravishing?

Thank you.

My carriage awaits
if you fancy a spin.

Why don't you come in first?
John.

Call me Jack. All my friends do.

Jack.

I wasn't expecting happily
ever after. Just a bit of fun.

But what started as harmless fun has sown the seeds of scandal.

The most serious scandal
this country has ever faced.

[mob shouting]

[shouting]

[mob shouting]

[screaming]