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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC - "CALL TO THE POST"]
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[CHEERS]
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[HORSE NEIGHING]
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What?
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[HORSE NEIGHING]
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A long shot?
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This race?
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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Can't miss?
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Thanks, baby.
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Take two carrots
out of petty cash.
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I'll check with you.
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Come on, kid.
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Let's go.
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Why?
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What am I doing?
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Touting again.
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Touting?
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Him?
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Now, listen, kid.
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We've seen you use some
pretty wild schemes.
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Why?
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Is it a crime this
horse happens to have
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A sweet tooth for lemon drops?
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Yeah, but you're using this
on these crazy horse players,
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They'll think the horse
is giving you a tip.
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Well, you know it and I know
it and the horse knows it.
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But it'll sound very
peculiar in court.
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Just step out of
line once, Kid.
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The handcuffs are ready.
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Lay off me, will you?
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And if I get lucky, I'll buy
you some ice with waters.
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To think just last Thursday,
I went for one of his tips.
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You, too?
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I tell you, George, I've
got a hunch on Mince Pie.
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Remember that time you
ate that woman's pie,
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And you couldn't go to work the
next day because you were sick?
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And the office was
struck by lightning.
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Ellen, that horse isn't
going to run any faster
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Just because its
name is Mince Pie.
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Mince Pie is a pretty
good three-year-old.
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Going to win a lot of races.
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That is, if its leg gets well.
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You... you think there's
something wrong with his leg?
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Think? [CHUCKLES]
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I'm the track vet.
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It's a "precastinary" infection
of the "fedasorial" area,
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Which... oh, inflamed ligaments.
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Imagine allowing a horse
to race with a bad leg.
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Half of these horses
should be in wheelchairs.
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It's the only reason
they fight for the rail,
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It gives them
something to lean on.
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Would you believe
it, there's only one
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Sound horse in the race?
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Doctor?
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Doctor.
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Mm-hm?
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You said there was only
one horse that wasn't sick.
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Please, Doc, which one?
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All that information is
confidential, you know?
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Sort of between
doctor and patient.
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We wouldn't tell anybody.
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You could share
your secret with us.
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And we'd share our
winnings with you.
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Oh no, please, please.
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That would be unethical.
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However, if after
the race, you'd
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Like to donate
something to the clinic?
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We're so overcrowded, we
have two horses in every bed.
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Oh, certainly, we will.
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Uh, which horse feels well?
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Well, if I were
a betting man, I'd
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Consider (WHISPERS) S-I-X
a very lucky number.
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(LOUDLY) S-I...
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Shh.
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(WHISPERS) All right, shush.
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(SOFTLY) S-I-X.
That's Rhumba Dancer.
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Come on, Ellen.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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You're a credit to
your profession.
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Oh, ho, it's nothing.
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[MUSIC - "CALL TO THE POST"]
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Uh, excuse me.
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Pardon me for crowding in, but
I flew all the way from Chicago
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To see my brother
ride this race.
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First time I get to
see him ride a winner.
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His brother's a jockey.
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Funny thing.
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Mom always thought he was
going to be the tall one.
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How do you know your
brother's going to win?
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Lots of ways it's
fixed, unless they
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Try to pull something crooked.
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Sometimes, the horses make
their own deals, too, you know.
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Uh, well, uh, what's
your brother's name?
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We'd like to cheer for him, too.
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If you knew that,
you'd know which horse.
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Oh, you won't be sorry.
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I'll take care of
you after the race.
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A big chunk.
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Oh.
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Well, I don't care
about the money so much.
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After all, you do look
like decent people.
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The number is S-E-V-E-N.
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S-E-V-E-N. That's Iron Bar.
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Oh, we're so glad we
happened to meet you.
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Would you believe it?
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This is the first
race we've won today.
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Well, then...
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Oh, there... there's
your brother now.
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Hm?
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Oh, hi, Jerry!
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Mom and Dad send their love.
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Lots of luck, kid!
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See how he pretends
not to know me?
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Smartest little operator around.
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[MUSIC - "CALL TO THE POST"]
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I tell you, sir, I know
we race Christmas Day.
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Look, sonny, I got to be sure.
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Now, go ask Judge
Wilkinson for me.
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[CHATTER]
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(THINKING) Mm-hm.
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They're still
printing dollars, huh?
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[WHISTLING]
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Oh, I beg your pardon, ma'am?
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Y'all addressing me?
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(SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Well, honey child,
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Did y'all just
dropped this $5 bill?
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Oh, I... I couldn't have.
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Mine are all hundreds.
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Yeah, mine, too.
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It must belong to some Yankee.
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Well, y'all must be as
lucky as you are beautiful.
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My gentleman friend is
betting all this on Iron Bar.
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(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Iron Bar?
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Well, corn my pone
and chit my chitlins!
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I was going to drop a
handsome figure on that animal
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Myself until my uncle told
me the race was fixed.
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Your uncle?
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Yeah.
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Well, that's Judge Wilkinson.
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He's the president
of the Turf Club,
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And also, the head judge
of the finish line.
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I'm just waiting now for
him to give me the nod.
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He's investigating, of course.
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My, head judge!
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That's him.
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The one with the pretty girl.
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He gives me $1 to ask you
if we race on Christmas Day.
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He won't take my word for it.
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Must be a tourist.
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Well, if the race is
fixed for Iron Bar to lose,
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You must know
who's going to win.
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(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Yeah, but
I couldn't divulge information
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Like that.
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I've been sworn to secrecy.
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I gave my word as a true
gentleman of the South.
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I swore on a stack of black
eyed peas and candied yams.
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This message had been binded.
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There's two thousand cash-money here.
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My gentleman friend would
take good care of you
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After the race.
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Well, bless your
heart, honey child.
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Uh, the number is,
uh, E-I-G-H, y'all, T.
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You mean Lightning Streak?
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None other.
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Thank you, sir.
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Uh, after the race, I'll meet
you at the lettuce counter.
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We'll settle up.
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Y'all understand.
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Lightning Streak!
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Hey, kid.
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You getting on the big time?
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I'm expanding my business.
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I'm branching into
the hundred-dollar window.
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Did you get a load of that loot?
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There's a tomato with
her own cabbage patch.
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Two G's!
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Mm-hm.
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Ow!
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What do you expect?
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Moose Moran always bets heavy.
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Moose Moran?
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You mean that doll
belongs to Moose Moran?
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You didn't know it?
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Hey, you better be sure
you gave him a winner.
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A winner?
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I don't know one
horse from another.
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I better grab her and tell her
the fix is off, have her change
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Her number.
Say...
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[BELL RINGS]
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[CHEERS]
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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN):
There they go!
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It's Iron Bar taking the lead.
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Lightning Streak.
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Where are you?
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You want my blood on your hands.
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Lightning!
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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Lightning
Streak is 11 to 7 to pole.
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Daddy, I met the nicest man.
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I gave you two grand
to bet on Iron Bar.
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I know, but Iron Bar
doesn't have a chance.
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The nice man told me who
all's going to win the race.
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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN):
End of the back stretch,
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Iron Bar lengthening out.
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Was this nice man
eating lemon drops?
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Y'all know the nice man?
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Mm-hm.
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I told the nice man y'all give
him something after the race.
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Yes.
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We'll give the nice man
something after the race.
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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Iron
Bar now leading 5-7 lengths.
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Saddle Queen is now
second in length.
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And Lightning Streak.
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Kid, Iron Bar is
running away with it.
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Stay there, Iron Bar.
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Stay there!
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You want to get me killed?
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Come on, Lightning Streak!
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Come on!
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But you told us Iron Bar.
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Don't you remember?
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We don't want anyone
to know we're in on it.
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Come on, Lightning Streak!
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Come on, Lightning Streak.
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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN):
Final stretch,
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Iron Bar holding his lead.
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What a race!
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Look at that horse run!
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If you think he
can run, watch this!
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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): And it's
Iron Bar, the winner, easily.
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[CHEERS]
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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN):
And Lightning Streak.
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But the nice man was
sure Lightning Streak
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Was going to win.
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Is Moose angry?
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Say, you were right before.
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I was touting that horse.
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I admit it.
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I confess!
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I've been touting
horses all afternoon.
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Put me in jail.
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Please put me in jail!
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Are you kidding?
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What kind of a new
racket is this?
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Well, I'm a citizen.
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I pay taxes.
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I got a right to be put in jail.
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Slap them on me!
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Are you trying to make
chumps out of us again?
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No, I just touted
Moose Moran by mistake.
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I touted him off a winner.
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He'll kill me.
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Well, you know it and we know
it and Moose Moran knows this.
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But it would sound
very peculiar in court.
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[COPS CHUCKLE]
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I'll have them draft it.
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My key?
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The credit manager
wants to talk to you.
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Do you not want to talk
to the credit manager?
261
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- You want to talk to Moose.
- No, no.
262
00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,570
I... I don't want to talk
to either one of them.
263
00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:30,720
I...
264
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,400
Well, Moose wants you
to have a drink with him.
265
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,510
No, I'm not thirsty.
266
00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:34,450
Moose said you're thirsty.
267
00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:35,750
No, I... I'll take a rain check.
268
00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:36,560
Moose likes you.
269
00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,490
Yeah, I'm fond of him, too.
270
00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:38,240
Let's go outside.
271
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,180
Yeah.
No, fellas.
272
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:39,910
I've made up my mind!
273
00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:40,410
Let's go.
274
00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,090
I'll be back later, I think!
275
00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:45,550
I'll be... ha-ha.
276
00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:47,590
Funny when your boys said you
wanted to have a drink with me.
277
00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:48,610
I thought they were kidding.
278
00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:49,110
Ha-ha.
279
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:52,980
Thanks, Scarlett.
280
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,720
Moose, you're a
real solid citizen,
281
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,420
Taking your loss like this.
282
00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,830
Why should I get high blood
pressure for about ten grand?
283
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:02,740
Yeah, that's what I say.
284
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,550
It's not worth... ten grand?
285
00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:07,110
I thought you only lost two?
286
00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,120
Yeah, but the horse won.
287
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,990
They would have paid me ten grand.
288
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:11,870
Come on, I'll show you around.
289
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,420
Say, with a layout
like this, even ten grand
290
00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,500
Must be bird feed, huh?
291
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,040
Yeah.
292
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,060
Over here is a sort of den.
293
00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:24,480
Had it fixed up special.
294
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,600
MAN (OFFSCREEN): Ow!
295
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,080
Oh, my god! [CRIES]
296
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:27,580
Help.
297
00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:28,110
It's all right.
298
00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:28,640
Have a look.
299
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,560
[GRUNTS]
300
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,220
Ow!
301
00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,110
Ugh!
302
00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:33,910
Ow.
303
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,210
Maybe he ain't got the diamond.
304
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,960
Moose thinks he
swallowed it when
305
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,350
We had him in the limousine.
306
00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:39,200
[GROANS]
307
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,180
Ready, Sam?
308
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,010
(SCREAMS) Ow!
309
00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:45,360
Ow!
310
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,250
[GROANS]
311
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,110
What's the matter, Kid?
312
00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,780
You look kind of sick.
313
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:52,700
No, no, uh, I always turn
green this time of the year.
314
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,620
MAN (OFFSCREEN): (SCREAMS) Ohh!
315
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,170
Maybe you'd better sit down.
316
00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,190
At least.
317
00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:58,810
MAN (OFFSCREEN): Aargh!
318
00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:02,190
No, don't I'll talk.
319
00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:03,420
I'll talk.
320
00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:04,850
Ahh.
321
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,280
I didn't swallow the diamond.
322
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,640
It's in my shoe... in the heel.
323
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,740
Now, that you're
feeling better,
324
00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:12,860
Let's talk about the
ten grand you owe me.
325
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:13,880
Oh, but you said...
326
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,780
No, it's not the money.
327
00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,890
I just don't like to have
all the smart guys get
328
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:17,920
The laugh on me.
329
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,190
Here's the diamond, Moose.
330
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,290
Oh, Kid, I'd like you
to know Sam the Surgeon.
331
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,610
Sam, this is the Lemon Drop Kid.
332
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,790
Pardon the glove.
333
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,220
Are you a genuine doctor?
334
00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,100
Practically.
335
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,330
Would have graduated
if I didn't drop
336
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,940
A forward pass in
my senior year.
337
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,350
First doctor I
ever met keeps what
338
00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,470
He takes out and throws
the patient away.
339
00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:39,770
[CHUCKLES]
340
00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,170
Well, I'll be going.
341
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,820
Oops, oh, look,
Moose, all I got is
342
00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:49,510
fifteen cents and a box of lemon drops.
343
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,010
You have one?
344
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:54,510
Moose, I haven't got ten grand.
345
00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:57,400
I haven't got it on me or in me.
346
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,930
Trying to make me a
sucker can be very painful.
347
00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,150
Shall we prepare
him for surgery?
348
00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:01,940
Oh, now, wait, Moose.
349
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:02,810
Look, I'll get the ten grand.
350
00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:09,000
I'll... hey, "Only 23 shopping
days till Christmas."
351
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,440
If I only had till Christmas.
352
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,840
Where would you get ten grand?
353
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,250
Well, I'll have
more of a chance
354
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,150
If I could get to New York.
355
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:15,420
I've got a lot of
friends on Broadway.
356
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,440
Name one.
357
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,130
Well, there's, uh,
and then there's,
358
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,550
Uh... uh, he's not out yet.
359
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,790
And the, eh, OK, so
they're not friends.
360
00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:26,240
I tell you, I can
still raise the money.
361
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,420
By touting two-dollar horse players?
362
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,000
No, I'll find a way.
363
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,650
It's all the same to
you whether Sam kills me
364
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:33,540
Now or doesn't open
me till Christmas.
365
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,550
And if I get the money,
you are ten grand ahead.
366
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:36,460
You see, Moose?
367
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,000
Picking up ten grand
will be fun for you.
368
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,930
And killing me this way,
it'd be so sloppy. [CHUCKLES]
369
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,530
Moose, sure, I've always
wanted to be a man about town,
370
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,240
But not in little
chunks, you see.
371
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,210
As, uh, uh...
372
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:51,200
Dead, I write
ten thousand off the books.
373
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,100
Alive, possible asset.
374
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,090
OK, I'll be in New
York for Christmas.
375
00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,710
I want to spend it
with my wife and kids.
376
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:00,650
They're in boarding school.
377
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,000
What if he runs away?
378
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,210
We'll find him.
379
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,510
Yeah, I hear you find people so
good that after you find them,
380
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:08,370
Nobody else can find
them. [CHUCKLES]
381
00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:13,010
Kid, I got some property
in Long Island, a casino.
382
00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:13,790
Oh, I know the place.
383
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,040
They closed it down for repairs.
384
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,110
The roulette wheel
started paying off.
385
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,940
I'm coming North to peddle it.
386
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,750
You have the money
for me Christmas Eve.
387
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,530
Or Christmas morning,
you'll find your head
388
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:23,790
In your stocking.
389
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,120
My head in my stocking?
390
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:30,530
Well, that's not po... oh, oh.
391
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,470
Thanks for a nice evening.
392
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,470
Merry Christmas!
393
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:50,730
[WHOOSHING]
394
00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:51,710
[BELL RINGS]
395
00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:01,250
[WHOOSHING]
396
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,230
[CLANGS]
397
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,980
Lucky thing for
you, I came along.
398
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:21,910
Thank you, sir.
399
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,940
(GRUFFLY) Why don't you
watch where you're going?
400
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,390
I would have blown my
horn, but it's frozen.
401
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:39,350
[DOG BARKS]
402
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:57,740
[DOG YIPS]
403
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,690
[DOG WHIMPERS]
404
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,540
You see, the way
the weather is,
405
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,130
My paper sales have
been a way off.
406
00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:17,150
But I'll get it
for you some way.
407
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,800
I got friends about.
408
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,300
Nellie!
409
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:19,800
I...
410
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,910
As I practically live and
breathe, it's Nellie Thursday!
411
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:23,840
Kid!
412
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,270
Selling ice cream?
413
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:26,960
Ice creams.
414
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,850
Same old Nell.
415
00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:29,390
Boy, am I glad to see you.
416
00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,350
Oh, and am I glad to see you.
417
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,040
You're just in time, Kid.
418
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,900
[CHUCKLES]
419
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,100
It's the newest thing in
Florida... the bikini sweater.
420
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,960
The gal that made it autographed
it for me. [CHUCKLES]
421
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,890
Woof, woof.
422
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:46,270
Kid, I owe Mr. Egan some money.
423
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,510
You remember that twenty
dollars you owe me?
424
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:50,600
What, a measly twenty dollars?
425
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,090
And I not only
remember the twenty,
426
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,930
I'm gonna pay it back and
multiply it by twenty.
427
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,000
That'll take care of the
four months' rent she owes me,
428
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
And then some.
429
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,500
You keep out of this.
430
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,450
Listen, Nellie, lend
me ten dollars, will you?
431
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,670
So I can get my winter
clothes out of hock?
432
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,340
I can't go see my
friends at the Sherry
433
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,530
And the Ritz looking like this.
434
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:08,060
They'd ask me questions for
which I'm out of answers.
435
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:11,420
Kid, you know you have not
any friends at the Ritz.
436
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,910
Nellie, how can you say that?
437
00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,200
You know I have.
438
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,680
Why there's... uh, wrong hand.
439
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,850
Well, there's, uh,
uh... don't worry,
440
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:22,530
I'll give you the money back.
441
00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,730
Get it by 6 o'clock.
442
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:28,930
That'll give you time to
dispossess an orphanage.
443
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,950
You know, Nellie, I'd give
you the shirt off my back
444
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,410
If I had any underwear on.
445
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,370
Sure, Kid.
446
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:34,810
I know that.
447
00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,250
It's not just for me.
448
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,210
It's for my husband.
449
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:39,460
You remember my husband, Henry?
450
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,950
Well, who doesn't?
451
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,900
Sing Sing Class of '31.
452
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,710
Greatest little safe
cracker in the business.
453
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,620
Henry's getting paroled
after twenty years.
454
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,080
He gets out Christmas Eve.
455
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,570
Gets out Christmas Eve?
456
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,400
Christmas Eve.
457
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,970
I may not be around to see him.
458
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:59,050
But I will, so I can tell him
how we got no place to stay.
459
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,020
Yeah, well, what happened
to that old folks' home
460
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,400
That you and Henry
were moving in?
461
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,770
Yes, Sunshine Home, huh.
462
00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:07,100
Well, they turned
down my application...
463
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,120
All on account of Henry.
464
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,840
They won't take an ex-convict.
465
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,330
Come next visiting
day, I'm going
466
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:17,770
To tell Henry to stay
right where he is.
467
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:20,760
At least, it's warm up there.
468
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,760
Brr.
469
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,760
Papers!
470
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,750
Late files!
471
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,650
Stay with it, Nellie.
472
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,490
Keep your chins up.
473
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,580
Something will work out.
474
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,210
Well, maybe so.
475
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:36,620
I've been in worst
jams than this.
476
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,340
At least, you're not
alone anymore, anyway.
477
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:42,900
I'll see you.
478
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,180
[WHOOSHING]
479
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:03,670
Toot Shore, Polly Terry,
D. Cora, Pancho O'Dwyer,
480
00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:07,600
Grover William, Goldberg,
Tony Burke... [MUMBLES]
481
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,870
Brainey Baxter.
482
00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:12,280
Ah, she still lives here.
483
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:12,780
Brr.
484
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,230
You're on your own, fellas.
485
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:19,730
Hitchhiker.
486
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,310
[HUMS]
487
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:30,460
Rrrh, mm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
488
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,950
[CHUCKLES]
489
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:32,950
Hmm, hmm.
490
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,790
I never saw it bloom before.
491
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,990
Ah, still works.
492
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:02,670
[WHISTLES]
493
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:06,990
[HUMS]
494
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:17,920
[WHISTLES]
495
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:35,320
[WHISTLES]
496
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,240
[WHISTLES]
497
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:02,700
What a crime if you had to die.
498
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,020
[HUMS]
499
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:11,420
Oh, a dandy.
500
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:15,350
[WHISTLES]
501
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:16,340
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
502
00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:22,320
Hrm.
503
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,280
I hate to leave you,
but that's fate!
504
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,240
Oh, you doll, you!
505
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,200
[WHISTLES]
506
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,330
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
507
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:33,160
KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey!
508
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,590
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
509
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:40,050
KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey!
510
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,530
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
511
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:44,480
KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey!
512
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,490
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
513
00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:46,330
KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey!
514
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:52,570
Brainey, you gorgeous doll, you!
515
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:53,980
You're late, Kid.
516
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,080
Oh, I came over as
soon as I hit town.
517
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,480
Six months late.
518
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,630
You left with my coat.
519
00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,400
You were going to
pawn it for me.
520
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,830
I waited for you to come back.
521
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:03,810
Well, it's like this.
522
00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:05,900
I was on my way back with
your money right in my hand.
523
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,270
All at once, I heard about
a big deal in Florida.
524
00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:11,150
Well, I figured you won't
need a fur coat in Florida.
525
00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:13,430
You went to Florida,
I stayed here.
526
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:14,440
Oh, Brainey.
527
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,570
Squaring the money I owe
you in the coat is a cinch.
528
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:18,650
I just struck it rich in Miami.
529
00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:19,980
(SARCASTIC) Mm, you look it.
530
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,290
Oh, you don't understand.
531
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:23,100
I'm out at the racetrack
with some wealthy friends,
532
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,390
And I get to thinking about
the woman I love... meaning you,
533
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,480
Brainey Baxter.
534
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,050
Naturally, I don't
wait to change.
535
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:29,410
I grabbed the first plane home.
536
00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,350
My luggage is on the way.
537
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:35,210
If Miami is fat, how come
you left in such a hurry?
538
00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,770
Oh, uh, there's a
horse named Wedding
539
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,800
Ceremony... wins the second race.
540
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,130
Wedding Ceremony,
that's a hunch.
541
00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:43,570
It could mean nobody
but you and I.
542
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,800
Now, look, Kid.
543
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,460
I remember how you operate.
544
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,880
No holds barred.
545
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,000
Now, let's not talk
about a wedding ceremony
546
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,490
Unless you're on the level.
547
00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:53,620
Oh, I don't blame you for
not trusting me, Brainey.
548
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,770
Sometimes I have days
when I don't trust me.
549
00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:58,170
But I'll do anything
to be worthy of you.
550
00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:01,360
Might even get a job.
551
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,020
A wedding ceremony and a job?
552
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:06,040
That's the greatest long
shot parlay of the year.
553
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:06,540
Yeah.
554
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,840
I just wish I hadn't left
my wallet in my new cashmere
555
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,510
Slacks.
556
00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:11,990
As soon as my clothes arrive, I'll
take ten bucks and go right down
557
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:12,650
And get a license.
558
00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:14,230
That'll show you.
559
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:15,590
I've get ten bucks.
560
00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:16,090
Yeah?
561
00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:20,910
I'm calling your bluff, Kid.
562
00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,970
We can get the
license right now.
563
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,590
Oh, doll!
564
00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:27,030
I'll be right down to
the license bureau.
565
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:27,570
Oh, wait!
566
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:28,500
I'll slip into something.
567
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,600
Oh, don't, no.
568
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,990
No need you going along.
569
00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:33,080
You stay here and
fix up this place.
570
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,580
Remember, this is our
honeymoon cottage.
571
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,280
Get a lot of champagne
and confetti, huh?
572
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,530
And just stand there,
just like that.
573
00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:40,520
Beautiful!
574
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,020
All the way downtown, I want
to remember you smiling.
575
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,020
But we both have to
appear for a license.
576
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,880
Hey, Kid, wait!
577
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,730
[WHOOSHING]
578
00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:56,160
[SIGHS]
579
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,250
My ten bucks.
580
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,610
He did it again.
581
00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:03,430
[WHOOSHING]
582
00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:10,620
Reunion, fellas.
583
00:24:13,490 --> 00:24:14,440
Hrrrm.
584
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,890
[BARKS]
585
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,600
Mush, mush, mush, mush!
586
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,340
Mr. Charlie, according
to our figures,
587
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,980
You owe the government $31,400.
588
00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,890
You mean to say,
all that dough I
589
00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:39,290
Paid for protection
isn't deductible?
590
00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:44,080
Well, that money is
just... what do you want?
591
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,340
Well, I was just passing by.
592
00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:49,250
Thought I'd drop in to see
my old pal Oxford Charlie.
593
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,410
How are you?
594
00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:51,800
How's your feet?
595
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,260
They're killing me.
596
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,230
What are you here for...
Giving or getting?
597
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:58,300
Oh, Charlie, I'm cutting
you in on a solid gold deal.
598
00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,720
You'd be able to
wear ermine oxfords
599
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,900
With your share of the profits.
600
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,990
All you have to put
up is ten grand in cash.
601
00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:03,770
That's enough.
602
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,010
Throw the crumb out.
603
00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:06,780
But all you have to do
is plant a measly ten grand,
604
00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:07,990
And you harvest a fortune!
605
00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:08,650
Throw him out.
606
00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:10,380
Ain't I got enough
trouble with income tax?
607
00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:11,620
Oh, but, Charlie!
608
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:14,030
Listen, Oxford, I owe
Moose Moran ten grand.
609
00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:16,760
Either he gets it Christmas Eve
or I get it Christmas morning.
610
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,730
Lend me the dough, will you?
611
00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:18,660
You know what Moose will do.
612
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,730
I'll wind up in the river
with a cement bathing suit.
613
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:21,980
I'll supply the cement.
614
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:22,480
Out!
615
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:28,610
Oh, but, Charlie, I... Cha...
I'll leave my phone number
616
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,740
In case you change
your mind, huh?
617
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:32,800
I'm sorry, oh!
618
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,630
Communist!
619
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,120
[BELL RINGS]
620
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,110
MAN (OFFSCREEN): Help the needy!
621
00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:41,580
Help the needy!
622
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,540
Help the needy.
623
00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,910
Put something in the pot?
624
00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:49,530
Oh, at least, you've got one.
625
00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:51,320
Help... thank you, sir.
626
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,040
Help the needy!
627
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,040
Thank you, lady.
628
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,880
Help the needy!
629
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,240
Help... thank you.
630
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,410
Help the needy!
631
00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:02,820
Thank you.
632
00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:05,630
Help the needy!
633
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,110
Thank you, lady.
634
00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:08,620
Help the needy!
635
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:10,090
[BELL RINGS]
636
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,540
MAN (OFFSCREEN):
Merry Christmas!
637
00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:18,720
Merry Christmas!
638
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,220
[BELL RINGS]
639
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,750
Merry Christmas!
640
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,150
Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho!
641
00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:26,870
Me... blessings on you, kind sir.
642
00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:27,860
Merry Christmas.
643
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:29,340
Oh-ho-ho!
644
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:30,820
Ho-ho-ho!
645
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:34,270
Merry Christ... merry Christmas!
646
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,240
Merry Christmas!
647
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,200
Merry Chr... ho-ho, ho-ho!
648
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,180
Merry Christmas!
649
00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,670
Merry... ahem, merry Christmas!
650
00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:44,330
Ho-ho, ho-ho!
651
00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:45,280
Merry Christmas!
652
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,190
Jingle bells!
653
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,620
Happy yuletide!
654
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:54,200
Merry... little
something from Santa?
655
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,150
Merry Christmas!
656
00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,100
Ha...
657
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:59,770
Well, if it isn't the Lemon
Drop Kid back from Florida.
658
00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:00,700
[CHUCKLES]
659
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,620
Merry Christmas!
660
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,980
"Save a Life."
661
00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:04,180
Who's life?
662
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,130
Mine.
663
00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:05,820
Come on, Kid.
664
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,590
Oh, no, wait a minute.
665
00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:07,440
I haven't done anything.
666
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,360
I'm innocent.
667
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,630
I'm just a small businessman.
668
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:10,700
I'm in the Santa Claus business.
669
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,790
Come along, Santa.
670
00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:13,140
I'll phone for the reindeer.
671
00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:15,800
Oh, I'll take a cab and
meet you at the station.
672
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,330
Sidney Milburn.
673
00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:20,890
Sidney Milburn!
674
00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:27,830
Your Honor, that's
the Lemon Drop Kid.
675
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:31,720
[BELL RINGS]
676
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,180
[CLATTERS]
677
00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:34,150
[LAUGHTER]
678
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,120
[GAVEL BANGS]
679
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,330
The Lemon Drop Kid was
collecting money for charity
680
00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:41,260
Without a license.
681
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:41,780
What charity?
682
00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,240
His own, Your Honor.
683
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,240
How do you plead?
684
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,480
Well, Your Honor,
I'd like to ask
685
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,890
For a postponement of
this case until January 1
686
00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:49,510
When my attorney
returns from Washington.
687
00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:50,510
JUDGE (OFFSCREEN): Washington?
688
00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:52,110
Yeah, he's down there
trying to fix a parking
689
00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:55,180
Ticket for President Truman.
690
00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:59,300
Milburn, how do you plead to
this charge of panhandling?
691
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,200
Panhandling?
692
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,970
I was standing in the corner
with my bell and kettle,
693
00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:05,070
Like hundreds of other everyday
average American Santa Clauses.
694
00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:07,650
You were collecting this money
for your own personal gain.
695
00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,300
Those other men are
working for charity.
696
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,700
It's an organized charity
and has a city license.
697
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:12,200
Eh.
698
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,800
Oh, a city license.
699
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,530
Mr. Milburn, I'm going
to turn this money over
700
00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:21,010
To a worthwhile charity.
701
00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:22,830
Ten days or fifty dollars.
702
00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:24,060
Oh, but I haven't
got fifty dollars.
703
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:25,700
And I can't spare ten days.
704
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,090
We'll arrange your schedule
to spare it for you.
705
00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:28,860
Next case.
706
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,900
Oh, but, Judge, please.
707
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,400
Your Honor, could I
make one phone call?
708
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,130
Yes.
709
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,240
[COINS CLINK]
710
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,910
It's long distance, I...
711
00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:37,900
[LAUGHTER]
712
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,890
[BELL RINGS]
713
00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:42,580
Come on.
714
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:44,340
That judge didn't
look honest to me.
715
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,610
For 18 years, he's been
a member of the bar.
716
00:28:46,610 --> 00:28:47,400
That's what I mean.
717
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,120
Drinking on duty.
718
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,350
NELLIE (OFFSCREEN): Hello, Kid.
719
00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:50,450
Nellie?
720
00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:51,590
What are you doing here?
721
00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:54,580
Ask him.
722
00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:57,390
He had me arrested for trying to
get my personal belongings out
723
00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:58,800
Of my apartment.
724
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:03,400
But he didn't even want me
to take Henry's picture.
725
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,320
That's the only picture
he ever had taken.
726
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,050
Gee, hasn't changed a bit.
727
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,540
Let's go.
728
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,710
You woman beater.
729
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:12,670
Come on.
730
00:29:12,670 --> 00:29:13,630
Grrr.
731
00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:14,390
Come on.
732
00:29:14,390 --> 00:29:15,160
Come on!
733
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,220
Uh, oh, hold it, hold it.
734
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:17,890
Hold what?
735
00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:18,700
Hold these.
736
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:20,290
Judge told me I
could call my lawyer.
737
00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:21,620
You said your lawyer
was in Washington.
738
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:24,280
Yeah, it's a firm of Duncan,
Muncan, Schmuncan, and Brainey.
739
00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:28,140
Boy, when my lawyer
gets through with you,
740
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:30,180
You'll be wearing your
brass buttons at half mast.
741
00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:33,390
Hello?
742
00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:36,160
I... oh.
743
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,440
Hello, is Brainey there?
744
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,380
[WHISTLES]
745
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,210
Yeah?
746
00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:44,920
Well, hello, Brainey.
747
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,700
Hiya, honey.
748
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:49,080
It's a lady lawyer.
749
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,690
Brainey baby, where
do you think I am?
750
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,090
Don't tell me.
751
00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:54,960
Let me guess.
752
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,200
The license bureau, of course.
753
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,310
You married yourself.
754
00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:00,090
How cozy.
755
00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:00,590
Now, look.
756
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,280
I started for the
license bureau, baby.
757
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,520
But on the way down, I stopped
off at my old rooming house
758
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,090
To get your photograph.
759
00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,860
I like to look at it
when I'm not with you.
760
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,740
Well, the landlord wouldn't
let me in to get it.
761
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,910
So one thing led to another.
762
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,080
He poked me.
763
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:13,790
I poked him.
764
00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:17,010
And where do you
think I am? [CHUCKLES]
765
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:18,150
In the pokey.
766
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,940
The pokey?
767
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:25,070
Stay there, just the
way you are, beautiful.
768
00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:28,010
I want to remember you smiling.
769
00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:28,880
Smiling?
770
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,170
Look, who's smiling?
771
00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:30,670
I'd...
772
00:30:30,670 --> 00:30:32,610
[CHUCKLES]
773
00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:34,570
Look, would you leave town
for a couple of hours, please?
774
00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:36,490
Look, Brainey baby, you
got to listen to me.
775
00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:38,400
Listen to you?
776
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,030
My fur coat listened to you.
777
00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:41,380
My ten bucks listened to you.
778
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,340
I listened to you.
779
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,360
We're all fed up
listening to you.
780
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,010
WOMAN (OFFSCREEN):
Hey, Brainey, we're on!
781
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,390
So long, Kid.
782
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:49,680
Merry Christmas!
783
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,730
And remember, if I don't get in
touch with you, by all means,
784
00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:55,060
Don't get in touch with me.
785
00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:01,670
No, Brainey,
Brainey, Brainey baby.
786
00:31:01,670 --> 00:31:06,220
Brainey, go to... right, uh,
I, wha... here hold this.
787
00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:07,610
She can't do this to me.
788
00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:09,370
Come back here, Santa.
789
00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:16,800
Would you... at
least, I broke even.
790
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,180
[SINGING] Then you
hear such a roar,
791
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:24,480
And you think they want more, so
you start in singing like mad.
792
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,870
You can see that
we're shaped well.
793
00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:28,920
You see that we're draped well.
794
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,990
But we can tell by
the fellows that gape.
795
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:36,010
Well, they like to hear
us sing in the pink.
796
00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:39,270
Oh, Mr. Dunker, what
a beautiful mink.
797
00:31:39,270 --> 00:31:45,670
You must get pleasure from every
measure when you hear me sing,
798
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:47,070
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
799
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,970
I think.
800
00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:51,060
I think?
801
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:54,450
Your reaction is surprising
when we're doing our vocalizing.
802
00:31:54,450 --> 00:31:58,920
Yes, you obviously came
just to see us sing.
803
00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:02,840
OK, girls.
804
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,730
Back at 6 o'clock.
805
00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:09,790
- Hi.
- Hi.
806
00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:10,370
Some breakfast?
807
00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:11,960
No, thank you.
808
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,230
Charlie, I don't know how...
809
00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:14,520
Yeah, yeah, I know.
810
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,080
I heard about the Lemon
Drop Kid going to the jug.
811
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,500
How much?
812
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,000
Fifty.
813
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,010
Out of my salary.
814
00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:21,430
Hm.
815
00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:24,020
You know, why is it every
time I go for a dame,
816
00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:25,820
She winds up
marrying the drummer?
817
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,730
About two blondes
ago, I shell a lot
818
00:32:27,730 --> 00:32:30,190
Of fortune in
orchids and pearls,
819
00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,280
She hooks up with a waiter.
820
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,100
Huh, yeah, a little fat guy.
821
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,110
Well, I'm not getting
hooked up with any waiter.
822
00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:36,940
The Kid pulled a couple
of fast ones on me,
823
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:39,150
And I'm not letting
him get away with it.
824
00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:41,150
He thinks he's safe in jail.
825
00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:42,510
Hm.
826
00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:43,390
Thanks, Charlie.
827
00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:46,080
I'll pay you back in money.
828
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:46,580
Yeah.
829
00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:51,650
What's the matter, Santa Claus?
830
00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:53,390
Your reindeer gone
through a red light?
831
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:56,340
Santa Claus hasn't been
a good boy this year.
832
00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:58,130
What did they find
in your bag, Santa?
833
00:32:58,130 --> 00:33:00,090
Burglary tools?
834
00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:02,700
Riffraff.
835
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,390
You got a visitor, Kid.
836
00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:05,910
Your family doctor.
837
00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:07,390
Well, Sam the Surgeon.
838
00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:09,740
You come to do your
Christmas chopping early?
839
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:10,390
No, Santa.
840
00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:13,680
I came to remind you what Moose
Moran wants for Christmas.
841
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,930
I remember.
842
00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:18,230
You know, Kid, jail's a
silly place to try to hide.
843
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,260
Moose has more
friends in than out.
844
00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:22,470
Sam, you can put your
knife in mothballs.
845
00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:24,300
I got an idea that can't miss.
846
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,300
I know I can come
up with the ten grand.
847
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,490
That's fine because
some of the smart boys
848
00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:31,250
Are starting to get Moose to
laugh, and Moose don't like it.
849
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,720
All we have to do is borrow
Moose's casino from now
850
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,810
Till Christmas.
851
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,720
Moose can't open it
for high-class gambling.
852
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,920
You can't even open
it for a bingo parlor.
853
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,700
Wait, you're
talking to a genius.
854
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,950
You know Nellie Thursday?
855
00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:42,550
She's in here.
856
00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:44,300
She's got no place to live.
857
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:45,770
She tried to get into
an old folks' home,
858
00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:47,000
But they wouldn't
take her on account
859
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,530
Of her husband's an ex-con.
860
00:33:48,530 --> 00:33:50,120
Now, here's the idea.
861
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,910
I borrow Moose's casino.
862
00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:54,000
I pretend it's an
old folks' home.
863
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,360
I stick Nellie in there
with a bunch of old dolls.
864
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,260
With them in it... now,
this part is kind of tough.
865
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:00,950
But I figure, uh,
if I can work it,
866
00:34:00,950 --> 00:34:02,610
I can talk the
city into giving me
867
00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:04,450
A license to
collect for charity.
868
00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:07,310
I further figure, I can
get every mug on Broadway
869
00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:08,690
To help me do the collecting.
870
00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:09,880
They all love Nellie.
871
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,590
She's such a grand old doll.
872
00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:14,510
You trying to unload a mob of
old dolls in Moose's casino?
873
00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,130
Shh.
874
00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:18,300
It's only until Christmas Eve.
875
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:22,060
By then, I'll have collected
enough to pay off Moose.
876
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,800
This is the most legal
double cross I've ever heard.
877
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,880
But what happens to the old
dolls after Christmas Eve?
878
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,180
Well, can I help it if
suddenly the collection money
879
00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:33,480
Just happens to get
lost and the old dolls
880
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,620
Can't afford to
stay in the casino?
881
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:36,500
Moose will have his dough.
882
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,850
And I'll be in the
clear, you see.
883
00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:41,490
You're going to dump all
those nice little ladies out
884
00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:43,800
On the street at Christmastime?
885
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,280
I wouldn't do that
to my own mother.
886
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,980
Any bookmaker in town
will give you 3-1.
887
00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:50,960
Is it a deal or not?
888
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,780
Sounds crazy.
889
00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:53,520
But that ain't my department.
890
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,990
I only to start operating
if you don't pay off.
891
00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:57,820
Where did you intern at?
892
00:34:57,820 --> 00:34:58,740
The finance company?
893
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:02,770
And hey, Sam, there's a little
matter of the fifty-dollar fine.
894
00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:06,260
You advance it, and I owe
Moose a round figure of
ten thousand and fifty.
895
00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:07,490
No, thanks, Kid.
896
00:35:07,490 --> 00:35:09,590
I like having you
in the deep freeze.
897
00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:13,620
We can thaw you out in time
for the holiday season.
898
00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:18,310
Merry Christmas in just 15 days.
899
00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:19,960
Merry Christmas.
900
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,680
15 days.
901
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,560
I got to get out of here.
902
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,430
I got to get out of here!
903
00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:23,370
Please let me out of here!
904
00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:23,870
Hey!
905
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,170
I should have said
"please" a long time ago.
906
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,170
There's a lady waiting
for you in the office.
907
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,980
She paid your fine.
908
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:34,290
[BELLS JINGLING]
909
00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:35,870
(IN UNISON) Goodbye, Santa!
910
00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:38,080
Delinquents!
911
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:38,790
Here's your receipt.
912
00:35:38,790 --> 00:35:39,520
Thank you.
913
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,040
Brainey!
914
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,650
I knew you'd come.
915
00:35:42,650 --> 00:35:43,800
Couldn't fight it, eh?
916
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,990
I don't know what
I'd do to them.
917
00:35:46,990 --> 00:35:48,680
Well, I guess, you're
wondering about the outfit.
918
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,180
Oh, no, sport.
919
00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:52,210
You always were
a flashy dresser.
920
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:54,300
You don't know how it
feels to be free again.
921
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,380
Well, you're going to be
free about five minutes.
922
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:59,290
We're heading downtown
for a marriage license.
923
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,050
Together.
924
00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:03,020
Brainey, you're making me
the happiest man in the world!
925
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,210
And there'd be no more dancing
for a few measly dollars
926
00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,770
A week anymore... not
when you're my wife.
927
00:36:07,770 --> 00:36:09,330
We'll make Oxford
Charlie give you a raise.
928
00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,230
Oh, I don't want to work...
929
00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:12,270
Just think, in a
few short weeks,
930
00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,280
We'll be Mr. And
Mrs. Lemon Drop Kid.
931
00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:19,440
A few short weeks?
932
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,010
What's the stall this time?
933
00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:22,220
Well, come on.
934
00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:23,460
You'll be proud of me.
935
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,760
Oops.
936
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,050
Hic, hello, Kid.
937
00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:29,340
Been watching
television again, huh?
938
00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,240
What's the charge, Officer?
939
00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:39,290
Hey, will you stop rehearsing
when I'm trying to talk to you?
940
00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:41,460
Remember the time you win
when it was your turn to lose?
941
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,040
Who hide you off
for three weeks?
942
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,070
Nellie did.
943
00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:46,420
But, Kid, what's
your personal angle?
944
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:47,430
Button your lips, Swede.
945
00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:51,110
Nellie is like a mother to you.
946
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:52,590
[CRASH]
947
00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:01,470
Grrr.
948
00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:05,710
Lemon Drop Kid?
949
00:37:05,710 --> 00:37:07,440
I just don't believe
you're not looking out
950
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,910
For the Lemon Drop Kid.
951
00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:10,130
But you got to believe it.
952
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,270
There must be hundreds of old
ladies like Nellie Thursday.
953
00:37:12,270 --> 00:37:13,700
They're all around Broadway.
954
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,780
Old dolls who can't get into
homes because maybe they
955
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:19,180
Rolled a lusher, pound a little
homemade beer in the old days.
956
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,500
Maybe even your own mother.
957
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,520
They never hung no rap on Mom.
958
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,770
Straight Flush Tony, when you
were down and out last year,
959
00:37:25,770 --> 00:37:27,680
Who staked you to a new
deck of marked cards?
960
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,760
(IN UNISON) Nellie!
961
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,890
OK!
962
00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:31,680
So everybody go home and
get a good night's sleep.
963
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,090
We're all getting
up at noon tomorrow.
964
00:37:45,290 --> 00:37:47,320
There she is.
965
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,330
Remember, not a word.
966
00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,420
This is a surprise party.
967
00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,360
Hello, Nellie.
968
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,280
Kid!
969
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,410
Oh, Gloomy and Honest Harry.
970
00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:58,040
Hey there, Nellie.
971
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,370
Ha, Nell, how does
it feel to be out?
972
00:38:00,370 --> 00:38:01,240
Cold.
973
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,410
Oh, my.
974
00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:04,030
We got a hot car
waiting for you.
975
00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:06,750
Since when have you boys
gone in for swiping this?
976
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:09,030
Oh, we thought you'd
enjoy a little ride.
977
00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:10,180
Thanks, but I'm walking.
978
00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:12,110
There's a two-bit boarding
house just around the corner.
979
00:38:12,110 --> 00:38:13,450
Good, we'll drive you there.
980
00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:15,380
Oh, you're crazy, Kid.
981
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,900
Wait, who pulls up to a cheap
boarding house in a limousine?
982
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,280
Only old dolls with friends.
983
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,000
[LAUGHS]
984
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,640
Get in.
985
00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:27,600
[TIRES SQUEALING]
986
00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:42,760
Why, Kid, isn't this Moose
Moran's old gambling casino?
987
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,600
Moose Moran's old what?
988
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,820
NELLIE (OFFSCREEN): "Nellie
Thursday Home for Old Dolls."
989
00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:52,440
What does this mean, Kid?
990
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,260
It's just a two-bit boarding
house in Long Island, Nellie.
991
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:58,360
Whole field for a backyard,
hot and cold running petunias,
992
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,590
Southern exposure on all
sides, stucco bathtubs.
993
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,410
Oh yeah, I almost
forgot, there's
994
00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:08,460
A room for Henry with a nice
big safe for him to practice on.
995
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,500
Hey, Kid.
996
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,420
Me and Goomba found this
in the park... unlocked.
997
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:16,240
We thought it'd be
nice for Nellie.
998
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,050
Oh, good work, Solly.
999
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,210
Put it out on the lawn.
1000
00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:20,240
She's loo... looking
good by the statue.
1001
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,870
Statue?
1002
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:22,730
Look, we don't have...
1003
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:27,730
The general has been sitting
in Central Park long enough.
1004
00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:29,700
We figure he needs
a change of scenery.
1005
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,230
You take that general and
put him back on his horse.
1006
00:39:32,230 --> 00:39:33,100
Anything you say, Kid.
1007
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,810
We, too, figured that general
was lonesome without his horse.
1008
00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:43,730
They probably brought
the pigeons, too.
1009
00:39:43,730 --> 00:39:45,460
Hey, Straight Flush,
help them, huh?
1010
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,080
You still think we
carried you out here
1011
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,590
To get free newspapers?
1012
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:52,040
You did... it is an old
folks' home, isn't it?
1013
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:52,650
Sure, it is.
1014
00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:53,670
The best.
1015
00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:55,060
We'll make that
Sunshine Home rat
1016
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,980
Trap be satisfied
with our overflow.
1017
00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:00,320
And you did all this for me?
1018
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,870
Turns out you're the most
popular doll on Broadway.
1019
00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:06,350
Every chiseler on the street is
knocking himself out for you.
1020
00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:08,360
Kid, I hear about this
place when it was wide open.
1021
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,300
But I'm never inside.
1022
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,850
It's strictly for swells.
1023
00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:12,920
Not anymore.
1024
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,310
Any broken down old doll
on Broadway is welcome.
1025
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,190
WOMEN (OFFSCREEN): Surprise!
1026
00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:27,620
[APPLAUSE]
1027
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,830
Nellie, in case you're
needing some friends
1028
00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:36,010
To play gin rummy or
maybe a game of softball,
1029
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,790
We loaded up on old dolls.
1030
00:40:37,790 --> 00:40:39,530
Welcome home, Nellie.
1031
00:40:39,530 --> 00:40:40,030
Brainey.
1032
00:40:40,030 --> 00:40:41,550
You remember Mrs. Baumgarten?
1033
00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:42,760
Singing Solly's mother-in-law.
1034
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,240
Singing Solly donated her.
1035
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,510
Yeah, she'd be
much happier here.
1036
00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:48,440
It's always a strain on the
married couple with the mother
1037
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,290
Living in their house.
1038
00:40:49,290 --> 00:40:53,140
But it was my house.
1039
00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:54,580
Hey, Kid.
1040
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,550
Come out here a minute.
1041
00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:57,020
Oh, right away, Gloomy.
1042
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:59,350
See that Nellie meets the
rest of the sorority, will you?
1043
00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:02,460
Kid, oh, it's oh so wonderful.
1044
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,570
There's nothing I can say.
1045
00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:05,880
Just haven't got the words.
1046
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,380
Good.
1047
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,460
Let's keep it that way.
1048
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:07,960
Say no yak-yak.
1049
00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:13,160
Pickle-nose found this
nice little old lady
1050
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,360
Living in a shack
under the bridge.
1051
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,210
Well, hello, nice
little old lady.
1052
00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:18,640
Welcome to the
Nellie Thursday Home.
1053
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,470
Thank you.
1054
00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:21,830
What's this?
1055
00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:22,770
My canary.
1056
00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:25,130
I've had her nine years.
1057
00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:26,620
Well, that's old for a bird.
1058
00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:27,220
She can stay, too.
1059
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,810
Oh, you're a sweet.
1060
00:41:28,810 --> 00:41:29,750
[BIRD TWEETS]
1061
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:33,900
You're sweet, too, Pickle-nose.
1062
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,690
Bring the chair.
1063
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,420
Hurry up, hurry up.
1064
00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:42,300
Bring her down.
1065
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,780
Bring it out.
1066
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,270
What do you got there, Hogan?
1067
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:47,320
We got cream for their coffee.
1068
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:56,370
[MOOS]
1069
00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:57,250
Shh.
1070
00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,720
You want to wake up all
the neighbors' cows?
1071
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,140
[MOO]
1072
00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:01,280
Shh.
1073
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,600
We need a cow, huh?
1074
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,430
Who do you think you are?
1075
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:06,220
Hopalong Cassidy?
1076
00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:07,920
Put two of those mats
on the crap tables.
1077
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,310
We'll have to double
up these dolls.
1078
00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:11,660
Chuck-a-luck and
roulette are small,
1079
00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:12,890
We'd have to squeeze two on.
1080
00:42:12,890 --> 00:42:13,610
Snap it up, Slim.
1081
00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:15,530
You look like a chambermaid.
1082
00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:17,750
Did the Admiral Hotel
donate this linen?
1083
00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:19,700
Yeah, but we haven't
told them yet.
1084
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,890
OK, men. [CLAPS]
1085
00:42:20,890 --> 00:42:22,300
Those aren't mattresses.
1086
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:22,890
Of course not.
1087
00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:23,860
They're from Stillmann's gym.
1088
00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:25,060
They're wrestling mats.
1089
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:29,170
You don't expect these old gals
to sleep on bare crap tables?
1090
00:42:29,170 --> 00:42:31,020
Kid, you're not very
bright, but your heart's
1091
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:31,990
In the right place.
1092
00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:33,350
Cut out the chatter
and make the beds.
1093
00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:34,510
These old gals
will be fussing out
1094
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:35,610
Of the powder room any minute.
1095
00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:37,320
I'll be glad to go to bed.
1096
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,170
[GIGGLES]
1097
00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:40,350
I can stand for a
little sleep, too.
1098
00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:41,960
Well, I'm sleepy, too.
1099
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,890
These sleeves are
longer than my arms.
1100
00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:45,000
Isn't it nice to be in there?
1101
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,160
Ho, you look wonderful!
1102
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,300
Maxie Rosenbloom didn't look
that good when he was champ.
1103
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,700
Such lovely beds.
1104
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:53,110
So modernistic.
1105
00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:55,170
Yeah, we're just using the
crap tables for a few days
1106
00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:56,400
Till we get ahead
in the collections.
1107
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,180
Then we're putting in beds.
1108
00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:58,680
Beds?
1109
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,220
Well, who cares?
1110
00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:01,200
Henry can come
here Christmas Eve.
1111
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,350
And we'll have friends...
1112
00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:03,980
Sure, now hit the
sack, everybody.
1113
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:04,900
Beddy-byes.
1114
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,180
Who's playing the field?
1115
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:06,760
Jump in.
1116
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,750
Tamp the mat.
1117
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:09,580
Oop, she's up, see.
1118
00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:10,220
You're sweet.
1119
00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:14,710
Tsup.
1120
00:43:19,210 --> 00:43:20,640
You roll off the
table, it's no dice.
1121
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,710
Now, go to sleep.
1122
00:43:24,710 --> 00:43:26,040
And don't worry about Henry.
1123
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,940
When he gets here, we'll
make him house detective.
1124
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,710
Kid?
1125
00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:29,630
Yup?
1126
00:43:29,630 --> 00:43:32,210
There's something bothering me.
1127
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,530
Yeah?
1128
00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:35,920
What?
1129
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,300
Well, everything's
been moving so fast,
1130
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:40,910
I just started thinking.
1131
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,620
Kid, are you sure that Moose
Moran turned this place over
1132
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:44,240
To us?
1133
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:46,190
Oh, ho-ho, sure he did.
1134
00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:48,130
Now, you let me do all
the worrying, will you?
1135
00:43:48,130 --> 00:43:49,960
Well, it's just
that Moose never
1136
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,150
Struck me as being generous.
1137
00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:54,110
You can't tell
about people, Nellie.
1138
00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:56,030
Some of the bad ones
are good inside.
1139
00:43:56,030 --> 00:43:58,770
And some of the good
ones are bad inside.
1140
00:43:58,770 --> 00:43:59,630
OK, it's getting late.
1141
00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:00,930
It's lullaby time.
1142
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:03,050
Now, let's everybody
snore it up real big, huh?
1143
00:44:03,050 --> 00:44:04,010
WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): Kid?
1144
00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:04,920
Yeah?
1145
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,090
Would you tuck me in, too?
1146
00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:07,180
LEMON DROP KID
(OFFSCREEN): Yeah.
1147
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,750
Put the shade over the
birdcage, wouldn't you, Kid?
1148
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:10,560
OK.
1149
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,620
It's like running
a stale nursery.
1150
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:14,060
Everybody go to sleep.
1151
00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:15,610
Any doll who isn't
asleep in one minute
1152
00:44:15,610 --> 00:44:18,890
Don't get any slugs tomorrow
to play the slot machines.
1153
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,580
Kid, could you leave the
lights on maybe a little longer?
1154
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:22,080
Oh, sure.
1155
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,050
Relax.
1156
00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:25,760
Make like Moose Moran's
casino is wide open.
1157
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,870
You're throwing 11
sevens in a row.
1158
00:44:27,870 --> 00:44:29,870
The chips are
building up in stacks.
1159
00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:33,570
Me and Brainey are here to deal
you out a whole deck of dreams.
1160
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:39,220
[SINGING] We'll show
you how to own a moon.
1161
00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:44,560
And how to bounce the world
just like a toy balloon.
1162
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:50,110
We'll show you how
to have your way.
1163
00:44:50,110 --> 00:44:56,110
And help yourself to
wishes on a silver tray.
1164
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,740
You want to fly to
Bali Hai or pick
1165
00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:06,410
Another island you
would like to buy.
1166
00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:07,500
How about Manhattan?
1167
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:11,500
You can travel cheap
when you're fast asleep
1168
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:15,930
'Cause it doesn't
cost a dime to dream.
1169
00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:19,870
We'll line our walls
with dollar bills
1170
00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:24,340
And use the wrinkled ones
to wipe out windowsills.
1171
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:28,250
Pour our old champagne
down the kitchen drain.
1172
00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:32,310
No, it doesn't cost
a dime to dream.
1173
00:45:32,310 --> 00:45:35,300
We will call at the
president's... tada, dah...
1174
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,070
Family residence.
1175
00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:39,330
Pay off the national debt.
1176
00:45:39,330 --> 00:45:40,880
Are you a dreamer?
1177
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,650
And if we find the
president slightly hesitant,
1178
00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:48,670
We'll say we have
a lot left yet.
1179
00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:50,770
A fancy home.
1180
00:45:50,770 --> 00:45:53,020
Why, that's a snap.
1181
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:57,030
To get from room to room,
we'll have to have a mat.
1182
00:45:57,030 --> 00:46:01,750
Just to see this prize,
only close your eyes.
1183
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:03,970
It doesn't cost a dime to dream.
1184
00:46:11,490 --> 00:46:13,620
We play roulette.
1185
00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:14,750
We place our bets.
1186
00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:15,700
Twing!
1187
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:19,830
We lose a million bucks
and cut up Crepes Suzettes.
1188
00:46:19,830 --> 00:46:21,890
Call the US Mint.
1189
00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:24,470
What we need, they'll print.
1190
00:46:24,470 --> 00:46:28,080
It doesn't cost a dime to dream.
1191
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,540
We'll have a maid
who has a maid who
1192
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:36,600
Has a maid to serve
the two maids lemonade.
1193
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,910
We will spend our
dough just like H2O.
1194
00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:44,650
Rent a town in Spain
just to entertain.
1195
00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:49,000
Give the dice a spin,
watch the chips roll in,
1196
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,710
If you pay attention
to our scheme.
1197
00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:57,100
So won't you go to sleep,
count some pedigreed sheep
1198
00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:05,110
'Cause it doesn't cost
a dime... shh... to dream.
1199
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:10,360
Lights out.
1200
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,220
Oops.
1201
00:47:17,650 --> 00:47:22,060
[PANICKED CHATTER]
1202
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:31,270
Must have pressed
the starting gate.
1203
00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:34,060
Hey, Nellie, low bridge!
1204
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:34,760
How do you like that?
1205
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,990
The dice table went
in the fireplace.
1206
00:47:38,970 --> 00:47:40,330
Where did they go?
1207
00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:41,700
Hey, we'll have to
change Moose's wiring.
1208
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,170
We don't expect any raids.
1209
00:47:43,170 --> 00:47:44,670
[CLICKS]
1210
00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:53,150
Hey, Kid!
1211
00:47:53,150 --> 00:47:56,140
What is this?
1212
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,140
Well, turn it off.
1213
00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:58,140
Quick!
1214
00:47:58,140 --> 00:48:07,620
[LULLABY MUSIC]
1215
00:48:13,610 --> 00:48:14,610
What are you doing?
1216
00:48:14,610 --> 00:48:15,310
That's the wrong one.
1217
00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:16,180
What do you want from me?
1218
00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:16,840
I'm no electrician.
1219
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,650
Get Orson Welles.
1220
00:48:23,930 --> 00:48:24,890
[BANG]
1221
00:48:24,890 --> 00:48:25,390
Hey!
1222
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,820
Now, are you satisfied?
1223
00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:43,280
We start collecting tomorrow,
and you hide the old dolls.
1224
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,110
Get your burglary tools.
1225
00:48:44,110 --> 00:48:45,010
We'll have to dig them out.
1226
00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:49,920
Tsk.
1227
00:48:53,850 --> 00:48:57,300
[SIGHS]
1228
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,010
Good digging, men.
1229
00:48:58,010 --> 00:48:58,830
I'm proud of you.
1230
00:48:58,830 --> 00:49:00,020
Oh, thank you, sir.
1231
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:00,850
Oh, he's darling.
1232
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,350
Come on.
1233
00:49:01,350 --> 00:49:02,080
Let's get out of here.
1234
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,700
Yeah.
1235
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:06,450
The Happiness Boys.
1236
00:49:06,450 --> 00:49:07,820
Kid.
1237
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:08,730
Yeah.
1238
00:49:08,730 --> 00:49:10,450
Haven't you
forgotten something?
1239
00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:12,190
You mean, we didn't
get them all out?
1240
00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:12,690
No.
1241
00:49:12,690 --> 00:49:13,580
That was...
1242
00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:15,990
You took care of the old dolls.
1243
00:49:15,990 --> 00:49:18,860
You know, this is the way
young dolls become old dolls.
1244
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:20,700
My, I'll order a rocking chair.
1245
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:23,500
Make it a two-seater, huh?
1246
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,780
[HORN HONKS]
1247
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:27,770
I hate honking
during smooching.
1248
00:49:27,770 --> 00:49:28,770
MAN (OFFSCREEN): Come on, Kid.
1249
00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:29,950
I'm tired.
1250
00:49:29,950 --> 00:49:31,250
Let's hit the road.
1251
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,210
You heard him.
1252
00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:33,580
One for the road?
1253
00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:35,040
OK, but drive carefully.
1254
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,030
Men at work.
1255
00:49:41,450 --> 00:49:42,720
You'll never freeze that stuff.
1256
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,290
Gentlemen, just
as I pictured you.
1257
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,230
Hey, pick this up
a little, will you?
1258
00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:02,590
You look like a shoplifter.
1259
00:50:02,590 --> 00:50:03,600
Saint Nick don't smoke.
1260
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,500
I thought I was supposed
to be Santa Claus?
1261
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,310
Santa Claus, Kris
Kringle, Saint Nick.
1262
00:50:07,310 --> 00:50:08,630
It's all the same guy.
1263
00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:09,470
Oh, I get it.
1264
00:50:09,470 --> 00:50:12,790
He don't give his
right name either.
1265
00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:13,950
How are you doing, Professor?
1266
00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,710
Work it out.
1267
00:50:15,710 --> 00:50:17,350
Hey, Kid, there are no
pockets in these things.
1268
00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:18,700
Yeah, we arranged it that way.
1269
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:20,860
Hey, Straight Flush, let's
hear you ring the bell.
1270
00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:22,160
[BELL RINGS]
1271
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:22,910
No, no, no.
1272
00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:25,050
Not like you're trying to
make it fall the hard way.
1273
00:50:25,050 --> 00:50:26,320
Jingle bells.
1274
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,990
[BELL RINGS]
1275
00:50:28,990 --> 00:50:29,900
Oh, now, that's sweet.
1276
00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:31,200
You're going to
do a big business.
1277
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,950
Thanks.
1278
00:50:33,950 --> 00:50:36,630
Well, it's cold out
there in the street.
1279
00:50:36,630 --> 00:50:38,210
Santa Claus don't drink.
1280
00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:38,900
Oh, no?
1281
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:42,770
Well, how come he's always
falling down chimneys?
1282
00:50:42,770 --> 00:50:44,620
Oh, that's great.
1283
00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:45,190
What did they do?
1284
00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:46,880
Cut that from the inside?
1285
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,840
Now, don't scare too
many people, huh?
1286
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,850
Let's hear it from you.
1287
00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:54,690
A merry krismees.
1288
00:50:54,690 --> 00:50:56,230
Just work your
own neighborhood.
1289
00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:56,830
Great, men.
1290
00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:58,560
Splendid group of men.
1291
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,410
Now, don't look like you're
handling hot reindeer.
1292
00:51:00,410 --> 00:51:01,860
Remember, this is a
legitimate business.
1293
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,200
We got a license to collect.
1294
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,600
Now, just get out there
and put your heart
1295
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,870
Into you work, just like you
would if it was a shady deal.
1296
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:07,370
Hey, Kid.
1297
00:51:07,370 --> 00:51:08,530
What about them other Santas?
1298
00:51:08,530 --> 00:51:11,580
Yeah, the streets are lousy
with jolly old, fat guys.
1299
00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:12,810
We'll put the slug on them.
1300
00:51:12,810 --> 00:51:13,670
(IN UNISON) Yeah.
1301
00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:14,590
Oh, now, wait a minute.
1302
00:51:14,590 --> 00:51:15,090
Wait a minute.
1303
00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:18,080
You can't go around putting the
slug in other Santa Clauses,
1304
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,740
Especially at this time of the
year when they're in season.
1305
00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:23,880
Now, keep your pots open
and your traps shut.
1306
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,500
We got to get ten grand.
1307
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,760
It's a matter of life and death.
1308
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,840
Anybody who doesn't
collect their quota
1309
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,000
Is throwing an old doll out
into the snow, and personally,
1310
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,410
Doing me a very dirty trick.
1311
00:51:35,410 --> 00:51:37,700
Attention, men.
1312
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:43,790
Adjust boots, bellies, beards.
1313
00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:45,630
Now, go out and load your pots.
1314
00:51:45,630 --> 00:51:46,850
Forward march.
1315
00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:48,800
[SINGING] Jingle
bells, jingle bells.
1316
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,880
Jingle all the way.
1317
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,840
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh.
1318
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,610
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells.
1319
00:51:57,610 --> 00:51:59,540
Jingle all the way...
1320
00:51:59,540 --> 00:52:00,500
[BELL RINGING]
1321
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,440
Help poor Nellie, folks.
1322
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,050
Chunk it in the pot.
1323
00:52:05,050 --> 00:52:06,030
Be kind.
1324
00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,520
Oh, thanks, honey.
1325
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,510
Thanks.
1326
00:52:08,510 --> 00:52:11,480
Santa, are you coming to
my house Christmas Eve?
1327
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,020
Oh, sure, sure, little filly.
1328
00:52:14,020 --> 00:52:16,210
Santy will be there
Christmas Eve.
1329
00:52:16,210 --> 00:52:17,900
Are you going to bring a doll?
1330
00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:21,190
No, my doll's
working Christmas Eve.
1331
00:52:21,190 --> 00:52:22,750
Oh, you mean a doll?
1332
00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:23,730
Yeah.
1333
00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:25,210
Sure.
1334
00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:30,620
[BELL RINGS]
1335
00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:32,100
[CLANG]
1336
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,120
Sounded like a phony.
1337
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,280
Give something
for the old ladies.
1338
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,770
Anything for the
nice, old ladies.
1339
00:52:38,770 --> 00:52:47,250
[MUSIC - "SILVER BELLS"]
1340
00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:48,470
Give something
for the old ladies.
1341
00:52:48,470 --> 00:52:49,240
Anything for the nice...
1342
00:52:52,410 --> 00:52:53,780
[COINS CLINK]
1343
00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:55,450
Thanks a lot, fellas.
1344
00:52:55,450 --> 00:52:58,360
Merry Christmas.
1345
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,210
[CLANGS]
1346
00:53:03,210 --> 00:53:05,270
Oh, you Nellie Thursday Home!
1347
00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:06,050
He's hot!
1348
00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,410
Oh, man, is he hot!
1349
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,820
[BELL RINGS]
1350
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:23,380
[SINGING] Silver
bells, silver bells.
1351
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:28,350
Let's put some
doll in the kitty.
1352
00:53:28,350 --> 00:53:33,800
Chunk it in.
1353
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:39,790
Or Santy will give you a mickey.
1354
00:53:39,790 --> 00:53:45,740
Silver bells, silver
be... oh, hi, Kid.
1355
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:46,430
Hello, Brainey.
1356
00:53:46,430 --> 00:53:47,390
Hello, Gloomy.
1357
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,520
Wait a minute.
1358
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,780
You don't have to frisk me.
1359
00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:54,330
I ain't holding out on you.
1360
00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:55,530
Them shoppers just
ain't breaking
1361
00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:56,850
Loose with the
guineas, that's all.
1362
00:53:56,850 --> 00:53:58,150
Well, no wonder they
ain't chunking it
1363
00:53:58,150 --> 00:53:59,980
In... the way you're
growling at them.
1364
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:00,810
Well, what's the matter?
1365
00:54:00,810 --> 00:54:02,100
You told us to sing, didn't you?
1366
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:02,690
Sing, yeah.
1367
00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:04,390
But to mention money at
Christmastime is vulgar.
1368
00:54:04,390 --> 00:54:06,120
You've got to work
on their sentiments.
1369
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,910
Be subtle, delicate.
1370
00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:17,110
[BELL RINGS SOFTLY]
1371
00:54:17,110 --> 00:54:21,360
[SINGING] Silver
bells, silver bells.
1372
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:30,740
It's Christmastime in the city.
1373
00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:37,740
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring.
1374
00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:44,660
Soon it will be Christmas Day.
1375
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:51,930
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks,
dressed in holiday style.
1376
00:54:51,930 --> 00:54:58,240
In the air, there's a
feeling of Christmas.
1377
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:02,020
[SINGING] Children
laughing, people passing,
1378
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:05,160
Meeting smile after smile.
1379
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:09,040
And on every street
corner you'll hear.
1380
00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:13,790
Silver bells.
1381
00:55:13,790 --> 00:55:15,280
I love this Santa suit.
1382
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,260
Silver bells.
1383
00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:19,240
Just fill it up with loot.
1384
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:25,180
[SINGING] It's
Christmastime in the city.
1385
00:55:25,180 --> 00:55:26,670
Ring-a-ling.
1386
00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:28,690
Oh, ling, oh, ling, oh, ling.
1387
00:55:28,690 --> 00:55:29,700
Hear them ring.
1388
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:31,630
For me and my Marie.
1389
00:55:31,630 --> 00:55:35,280
[SINGING] Soon it
will be Christmas Day.
1390
00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:44,270
Christmas makes
you feel emotional.
1391
00:55:44,270 --> 00:55:49,910
[SINGING] It may bring
parties or thoughts devotional.
1392
00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:57,050
[SINGING] Whatever
happens or what may be,
1393
00:55:57,050 --> 00:56:04,730
Here is what
Christmastime means to me.
1394
00:56:04,730 --> 00:56:06,820
Strings of streetlights.
1395
00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:12,010
[SINGING] Even stoplights
blink a bright red and green
1396
00:56:12,010 --> 00:56:19,030
As the shoppers rush home
with their treasures.
1397
00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:23,260
[SINGING] Hear the snow
crunch, see the kids bunch.
1398
00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:26,920
[SINGING] This
Santa's big scene.
1399
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:31,330
And above all this
bustle, you'll hear.
1400
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,660
[SINGING] Silver bells.
1401
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,400
[SINGING] Du
lieber das ist gut.
1402
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,370
[SINGING] Silver bells.
1403
00:56:38,370 --> 00:56:40,340
[SINGING][INAUDIBLE]
but you're cute.
1404
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:45,240
[SINGING] It's Christmas
time in the city.
1405
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,320
Uh-uh, city license.
1406
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,090
[SINGING] Ring a ling.
1407
00:56:52,270 --> 00:56:53,180
Hear them ring.
1408
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,300
Silver bells.
1409
00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:01,140
[SINGING] A holiday bouquet.
1410
00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:04,320
[SINGING] I wish
this was a sleigh.
1411
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,250
[SINGING] To get
a bone to lick.
1412
00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,740
[SINGING] I think
I see St. Nick.
1413
00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:12,730
[SINGING] Soon it
will be Christmas,
1414
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:22,190
Soon it will be Christmas,
soon it will be Christmas Day.
1415
00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:26,670
CHOIR SINGING: Silver
bells, silver bells.
1416
00:57:37,630 --> 00:57:41,610
Soon it will be Christmas Day.
1417
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:49,080
Soon it will be Christmas Day.
1418
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:55,060
One, two, three.
1419
00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:56,230
And one, two, three...
1420
00:57:56,230 --> 00:57:57,340
Oh, goodbye, Brainey.
1421
00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,710
Bye-bye, Brainey.
1422
00:57:58,710 --> 00:57:59,210
Bye-bye.
1423
00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:02,130
So you're ankling
the show, huh?
1424
00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:03,050
Just until Christmas.
1425
00:58:03,050 --> 00:58:05,370
The Kid has appointed
me head chief doctor
1426
00:58:05,370 --> 00:58:08,170
To watch over the
Nellie Thursday Home.
1427
00:58:08,170 --> 00:58:09,430
What has that
guy got that makes
1428
00:58:09,430 --> 00:58:11,370
Everybody jump through a hoop?
1429
00:58:11,370 --> 00:58:14,030
The crazier the schemes,
the higher they jump.
1430
00:58:14,030 --> 00:58:16,760
A lot of people who love Nellie
don't think it's so crazy.
1431
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,760
Smart girl, like
you, gives up a job.
1432
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,110
Every penny ante
character on the street
1433
00:58:21,110 --> 00:58:24,500
Blows his top hustling
donations for your old wacky.
1434
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,570
Maybe wacky.
1435
00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:27,150
But not penny ante.
1436
00:58:27,150 --> 00:58:27,930
This is big business.
1437
00:58:27,930 --> 00:58:28,430
Ho-ho.
1438
00:58:28,430 --> 00:58:31,590
Why, do you know that in four
days, we raised almost $2,000?
1439
00:58:31,590 --> 00:58:32,090
All right.
1440
00:58:32,090 --> 00:58:37,230
So you collect... those
baggy-pants Santas
1441
00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:37,960
Raised two grand?
1442
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,350
Mm-hm.
1443
00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:43,760
You see the Kid's got it here.
1444
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,250
Here, let me.
1445
00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,530
Thank you.
1446
00:58:46,530 --> 00:58:50,260
You know, Brainey, your job
will be waiting for you when
1447
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:54,480
You come back, which proves
that I haven't got it here.
1448
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,050
[DOOR CREAKS]
1449
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,530
[DOOR CREAKS]
1450
00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:18,030
Shh, shh, shh.
1451
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,910
Dandruff, huh?
1452
00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:41,730
Stand by, you Buffalo nickels,
there's some Indians coming.
1453
00:59:41,730 --> 00:59:42,920
[CHUCKLES]
1454
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,150
E pluribus unum.
1455
00:59:44,150 --> 00:59:45,350
[ECHOES]
1456
00:59:45,350 --> 00:59:45,850
Shh!
1457
00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:46,840
Quiet, Heady.
1458
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,340
Quiet.
1459
00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:56,080
Giving you your spinach
the hard way. [CHUCKLES]
1460
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,740
Funny nose.
1461
00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:02,170
[SINGING] Silver
bells, silver bells.
1462
01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:05,590
[INAUDIBLE], the loot is good.
1463
01:00:05,590 --> 01:00:10,480
[DOOR CREAKS]
1464
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,700
Uh, it's you.
1465
01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:13,740
I thought it was a prowler.
1466
01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:14,240
A prowler?
1467
01:00:16,890 --> 01:00:18,270
Funny thing.
1468
01:00:18,270 --> 01:00:20,360
Here I am serenading
the girl I love,
1469
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,450
And she thinks I'm a prowler.
1470
01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:23,940
Well, I heard some noise.
1471
01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:25,680
But I didn't know
it was singing.
1472
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,580
Uh, I didn't get
to the chorus yet.
1473
01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:31,690
I was just out here casing
the sky, thinking of you.
1474
01:00:31,690 --> 01:00:33,840
You know, every star
up there reminds me
1475
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,480
Of the light in your eyes.
1476
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:39,650
Twinkle, twinkle,
little... uh-oh.
1477
01:00:39,650 --> 01:00:42,270
Twinkle, twinkle...
That's kid stuff.
1478
01:00:42,270 --> 01:00:43,890
Honey, your fangs are showing.
1479
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,750
If you get carried away,
don't hold yourself back, ha?
1480
01:01:23,610 --> 01:01:25,110
[GASPING]
1481
01:01:25,110 --> 01:01:27,640
Kid.
1482
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,310
Honey, don't ever lose me.
1483
01:01:30,310 --> 01:01:31,530
It would ruin you.
1484
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,980
We must lean in on the
Lemon Drop Kid right away.
1485
01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:40,650
Hey, you ain't figuring on
us wearing the monkey suits
1486
01:01:40,650 --> 01:01:42,040
And ringing them little bells?
1487
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,510
Look, if the Kid can
raise two grand in four days,
1488
01:01:44,510 --> 01:01:46,240
We can raise lots
more than that.
1489
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:46,850
Sure, boss.
1490
01:01:46,850 --> 01:01:48,850
The kids got a herd of old
dolls in Moose Moran's casino.
1491
01:01:48,850 --> 01:01:50,410
This is how he gets a license.
1492
01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:51,810
I know that.
1493
01:01:51,810 --> 01:01:53,880
I know that the
license is made out
1494
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,940
To the Nellie Thursday Home.
1495
01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:59,140
So I figured that wherever
Nellie Thursday is,
1496
01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:02,550
That's the Nellie
Thursday Home, you see?
1497
01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:03,820
Now, here's what
we're going to do.
1498
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:10,930
Look, girls.
1499
01:02:10,930 --> 01:02:12,440
Gentlemen are coming to call.
1500
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,970
Oh, and they're
bringing us flowers!
1501
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,900
They must be valuable.
1502
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,600
They're guarding
them with a gun.
1503
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:21,570
Put that thing away.
1504
01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:23,490
You think these old
dolls carry rods?
1505
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:24,360
You can't tell.
1506
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,580
What about that
Annie Oakley dame?
1507
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:26,660
Put that away, you...
1508
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,190
All right.
1509
01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:33,990
All right, now, don't forget.
1510
01:02:33,990 --> 01:02:37,100
It's off with the hat
and "please" and "ma'am."
1511
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,190
You got it?
1512
01:02:38,190 --> 01:02:40,410
Johnny, you stay here.
1513
01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:41,970
Bless you, kind sir.
1514
01:02:41,970 --> 01:02:42,470
Bless you.
1515
01:02:42,470 --> 01:02:44,480
Another day, another
dollar, less taxes.
1516
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,160
Thank you, ma'am.
1517
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,070
Ma'am.
1518
01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:48,850
Me... merry Christmas.
1519
01:02:48,850 --> 01:02:49,660
Merry Christmas.
1520
01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:51,280
Don't get shut out.
1521
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,530
Everybod... Merry Christmas.
1522
01:02:54,530 --> 01:02:56,400
Merry Christmas.
1523
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:56,910
Ho-ho!
1524
01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:57,410
[CLINKS]
1525
01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:59,790
Oh, I'm sorry, the
post is... sorry,
1526
01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:01,890
Your money is just
spread out all over.
1527
01:03:01,890 --> 01:03:04,210
Let me help you with it.
1528
01:03:04,210 --> 01:03:05,410
You get the change.
1529
01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:06,650
Ho-ho, ho, ho.
1530
01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:07,880
Sorry, sir.
1531
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,470
There you are.
1532
01:03:09,470 --> 01:03:11,300
Put something in the pot, sir.
1533
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,630
Something in the pot.
1534
01:03:12,630 --> 01:03:13,970
Something for Christmas.
1535
01:03:13,970 --> 01:03:14,870
Ho, ho, ho.
1536
01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:15,680
Thank you, sir.
1537
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,930
Thank you.
1538
01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:17,570
Hrrm.
1539
01:03:17,570 --> 01:03:20,660
Merry Christmas.
1540
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:23,860
Meh... you do, ma'am, something
for the less fortunate.
1541
01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:25,840
I'm afraid I
haven't any change.
1542
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:26,920
Oh, that's all right.
1543
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:27,840
I'll handle it.
1544
01:03:32,470 --> 01:03:33,920
Wouldn't think of taking it all.
1545
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,390
Merry Christmas.
1546
01:03:36,390 --> 01:03:40,340
Merry... hello, Willie.
1547
01:03:40,340 --> 01:03:41,540
How do you know me?
1548
01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:43,430
Santa Claus knows everything.
1549
01:03:43,430 --> 01:03:46,890
Santa knows who knocked off
that box factory at St. Joe.
1550
01:03:46,890 --> 01:03:48,560
Santa even knows
about Willie going
1551
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,940
In to case the bank setup.
1552
01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:51,270
Better put something
in the kettle.
1553
01:03:51,270 --> 01:03:51,920
Why, you, uh...
1554
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,490
If Willie doesn't put
something in the kettle,
1555
01:03:53,490 --> 01:03:55,190
Santa will stop ringing
the bell and start
1556
01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:58,070
Blowing the whistle for
Dancer, Prancer, and Flatfoot.
1557
01:03:58,070 --> 01:03:59,800
Merry Christmas.
1558
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,750
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
1559
01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:05,410
And a happy New Year.
1560
01:04:05,410 --> 01:04:08,330
Merry Christmas.
1561
01:04:08,330 --> 01:04:10,280
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
1562
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,230
Ho, ho, ho.
1563
01:04:12,230 --> 01:04:13,200
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
1564
01:04:22,950 --> 01:04:24,170
Oh, there's nothing
like coming home
1565
01:04:24,170 --> 01:04:25,680
After a hard day
in a windy corner.
1566
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,590
Sure, you're going to
have dinner with Brainey.
1567
01:04:27,590 --> 01:04:30,680
Me, I end up with some of
them overripe pin-up girls.
1568
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,440
I could have gone
to the Waldorf.
1569
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:32,940
The Waldorf?
1570
01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:33,880
How dare you?
1571
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:34,650
Don't be dishonest.
1572
01:04:34,650 --> 01:04:36,540
This money belongs to
the Nellie Thursday Home.
1573
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,270
Huh?
1574
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:39,340
But where is the sign?
1575
01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:41,320
Oh, Tuesday wash day, I guess.
1576
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,800
Hey, the door is open.
1577
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:43,990
Probably out
playing night polo.
1578
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:48,670
First time you
pressed the button,
1579
01:04:48,670 --> 01:04:51,880
And something didn't come
shooting out of the wall.
1580
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:53,220
Hey, what's that?
1581
01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:54,390
[MOOS]
1582
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:57,000
It's just a cow.
1583
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,460
What's a cow doing
inside a house?
1584
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:00,840
Milton Berle is on tonight.
1585
01:05:03,630 --> 01:05:04,970
Brainey?
1586
01:05:04,970 --> 01:05:06,760
Nellie?
1587
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:07,580
Where is everybody?
1588
01:05:07,580 --> 01:05:09,800
Yeah, fine welcome
after knocking ourselves
1589
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,130
Out collecting that
dough for them.
1590
01:05:11,130 --> 01:05:13,910
Oh, they must be
around... the dough!
1591
01:05:22,410 --> 01:05:23,310
It's gone!
1592
01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:24,470
Sure, you're holding it.
1593
01:05:24,470 --> 01:05:24,970
No, no.
1594
01:05:24,970 --> 01:05:25,820
I mean the collections.
1595
01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:27,500
I have them hidden in here.
1596
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:28,960
I thought nobody
knew about it but me.
1597
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:35,920
Uh... No one but me, huh?
1598
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,370
An Oxford Charlie.
1599
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:39,700
Who else wears a
custom-made 14 AAAA?
1600
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,720
Come on, we're going to
Charlie's place in Nyack.
1601
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,940
[MOOS]
1602
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:43,440
Help yourself.
1603
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,340
There's milk in the icebox.
1604
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:44,990
Get in the house.
1605
01:05:44,990 --> 01:05:46,020
You want to catch cold?
1606
01:05:58,030 --> 01:06:00,440
How do you like those
petty larceny crooks?
1607
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,530
They even stole our sign.
1608
01:06:02,530 --> 01:06:04,080
Boy, what a surprise party.
1609
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:05,350
They'll never expect us.
1610
01:06:10,510 --> 01:06:11,370
Come in, gentlemen.
1611
01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:12,290
You were expected.
1612
01:06:12,290 --> 01:06:13,850
Yeah.
1613
01:06:13,850 --> 01:06:16,660
Yeah, I know.
1614
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,630
Yeah.
1615
01:06:17,630 --> 01:06:20,440
Yeah, that's what I figure when
he comes to me for the money.
1616
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,500
Look, do you mind
holding on for a minute?
1617
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:23,970
No, I'm in no hurry.
1618
01:06:23,970 --> 01:06:26,510
Yeah, I'll hold on.
1619
01:06:26,510 --> 01:06:28,750
Well, Kid.
1620
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:29,980
Well, it's nice to see you.
1621
01:06:29,980 --> 01:06:30,650
What'll it be?
1622
01:06:30,650 --> 01:06:31,790
Bourbon, scotch?
1623
01:06:31,790 --> 01:06:33,820
Just pour out our old
ladies and make it snappy.
1624
01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:34,990
Ah, take it easy.
1625
01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:38,650
The ladies are perfectly
happy upstairs in real beds.
1626
01:06:38,650 --> 01:06:40,500
Kid, Save us.
1627
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,780
We're prisoners!
1628
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:43,260
Mrs. Feeney tried
to call the police,
1629
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:46,940
And they hit her false teeth.
1630
01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:47,880
Kid!
1631
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,850
Oh, we'll get our things.
1632
01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:50,000
We'll be right down.
1633
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,380
Yeah, hurry up.
1634
01:06:51,380 --> 01:06:52,720
You know, Kid.
1635
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,910
You're a genius.
1636
01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,360
Just to think that
I used to have you
1637
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,700
Figured for a
small-time chiseler.
1638
01:06:57,700 --> 01:07:00,140
And here you are making a
circus out of all the con men
1639
01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:01,110
On Broadway.
1640
01:07:01,110 --> 01:07:03,350
Where do you get
that sucker stuff?
1641
01:07:03,350 --> 01:07:04,780
We don't figure a
chance to sucker
1642
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:07,320
Just because he gets
honest at Christmastime.
1643
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,360
No, don't change the subject.
1644
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:09,880
We're here for the old gals.
1645
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:11,300
I say you're the
biggest suckers
1646
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:13,830
In the world because here
you are, out collecting money
1647
01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:17,170
For the Nellie Thursday Home,
and every cent goes right
1648
01:07:17,170 --> 01:07:18,320
Into the Kid's pocket.
1649
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,920
I don't believe it!
1650
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,190
We don't either.
1651
01:07:21,190 --> 01:07:23,610
Neither do I. You
just can't trust
1652
01:07:23,610 --> 01:07:25,160
A character like Oxford Charlie.
1653
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,480
Straight Flush, you used
to work for Moose Moran.
1654
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,380
I've got Moose on the
phone now in Florida.
1655
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:32,150
Ask him why the Kid
is collecting ten grand.
1656
01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:34,570
I'll ask him.
1657
01:07:34,570 --> 01:07:35,720
Hello?
1658
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,060
Who is this? [CHUCKLES]
1659
01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:37,920
Wrong number.
1660
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,080
Here, give me that!
1661
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,060
Don't worry, Kid.
1662
01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:42,970
We're with you.
1663
01:07:42,970 --> 01:07:43,760
Hello, Moose.
1664
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,870
This is Straight Flush.
1665
01:07:44,870 --> 01:07:46,360
Oxford Charlie's
trying to tell us
1666
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,560
The Lemon Drop Kid is something
less than on the level.
1667
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,010
Yeah?
1668
01:07:52,010 --> 01:07:54,900
Hm.
1669
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:57,990
I guess we are the biggest
suckers in the whole world.
1670
01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,730
I thought the
Kid was my friend.
1671
01:08:00,730 --> 01:08:03,640
And there I am, standing on the
corner, wearing a hokey suit,
1672
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,740
And ringing my little bell.
1673
01:08:04,740 --> 01:08:06,170
Hey, what happened to the Kid?
1674
01:08:06,170 --> 01:08:07,500
I know what's going
to happen to him.
1675
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,230
Let's find him.
1676
01:08:08,230 --> 01:08:09,260
Now, wait a minute.
1677
01:08:09,260 --> 01:08:09,920
Wait a minute.
1678
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,120
Forget about the Kid.
1679
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,970
Moose Moran will
take care of him.
1680
01:08:12,970 --> 01:08:15,260
From now on, you guys
are working for me.
1681
01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:18,230
We'll squeeze every
dime out of this racket.
1682
01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:20,680
And there'll be a big
fat cut for everybody.
1683
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:29,080
Kid!
1684
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,590
Kid, I think that you
are the lowest thing...
1685
01:08:30,590 --> 01:08:31,300
Now, Brainey.
1686
01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:32,440
Don't jump to conclusions.
1687
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:33,460
I can explain everything.
1688
01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:34,760
You've been
explaining dirty tricks
1689
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:35,910
Since the first time I met you.
1690
01:08:35,910 --> 01:08:36,880
Well, I had to raise ten grand.
1691
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,340
Did you want me to get killed?
1692
01:08:38,340 --> 01:08:40,390
That's the best
idea you ever had!
1693
01:08:40,390 --> 01:08:41,870
How can you be so
low as to, uh...
1694
01:08:41,870 --> 01:08:44,800
I didn't realize the old
dolls would take it so big.
1695
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:47,170
At least, they're going to
be around for the payoff.
1696
01:08:47,170 --> 01:08:49,100
On Christmas Eve,
Moose Moran is going
1697
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,890
To mark me "paid in full."
1698
01:08:50,890 --> 01:08:53,030
That's eight days off.
1699
01:08:53,030 --> 01:08:54,000
What do you expect me to do?
1700
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,370
Steal the money back from a
hoodlum like Oxford Charlie?
1701
01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:57,230
Why not?
1702
01:08:57,230 --> 01:08:59,050
Then at least,
somebody around Broadway
1703
01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:02,390
Might shed a tear for you.
1704
01:09:02,390 --> 01:09:03,710
That's more than
I'll ever do again.
1705
01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:41,560
How much on this ring?
1706
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,560
[STORE BELL RINGS]
1707
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:45,190
Your wedding ring?
1708
01:09:45,190 --> 01:09:48,220
I'm sorry, Nellie, but I'm
loaded up with wedding rings.
1709
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,940
Oh, Rupert.
1710
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:52,130
You got to give me
something on it.
1711
01:09:52,130 --> 01:09:59,830
It's for, uh, well, tonight's
sort of a family reunion.
1712
01:09:59,830 --> 01:10:01,230
OK.
1713
01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:01,730
Take it off.
1714
01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:02,410
I'll have a look.
1715
01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:10,540
Haven't had it off a long time.
1716
01:10:17,490 --> 01:10:19,790
You women are always
in such a rush.
1717
01:10:19,790 --> 01:10:20,790
What are you trying to do?
1718
01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:21,690
Heist her jewelry?
1719
01:10:29,970 --> 01:10:32,590
Kid, I got enough trouble.
1720
01:10:32,590 --> 01:10:34,630
What do you want from me now?
1721
01:10:34,630 --> 01:10:37,950
Look, Nellie, a bunch of swell
guys collected a lot of money
1722
01:10:37,950 --> 01:10:38,840
For you.
1723
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,550
I'm not going to let
a cheat, chiseler,
1724
01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:44,240
And a crumb gum up the worse.
1725
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,680
You mean Oxford Charlie.
1726
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,470
Who?
1727
01:10:48,470 --> 01:10:49,930
Yeah.
1728
01:10:49,930 --> 01:10:51,250
Say, how did you get
out of his place?
1729
01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:52,840
Where are the other
dolls and Brainey?
1730
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,210
Still in Nyack.
1731
01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:56,740
I waited for my chance,
and then I sneaked out.
1732
01:10:56,740 --> 01:10:58,860
Yeah, well, if you can
sneak out, I can sneak in.
1733
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:00,190
I'm going to get that
money that belongs
1734
01:11:00,190 --> 01:11:01,930
To you and the other old dolls.
1735
01:11:01,930 --> 01:11:02,960
Kid, don't try it.
1736
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,560
You'll never make it.
1737
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,830
Why, Charlie's got
guards all over there.
1738
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:07,330
And he's...
1739
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:08,180
Look, look, Nellie.
1740
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:08,850
I've got an angle.
1741
01:11:08,850 --> 01:11:10,660
Now, listen to me,
just once more.
1742
01:11:10,660 --> 01:11:12,170
I want you to round
up all the boys.
1743
01:11:12,170 --> 01:11:13,370
Take them to the courthouse.
1744
01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:14,210
Get a hold of the judge.
1745
01:11:14,210 --> 01:11:14,870
And...
1746
01:12:52,670 --> 01:12:55,670
[CROWD MUTTERING]
1747
01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:03,150
[THUDS]
1748
01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:19,620
[LAUGHTER]
1749
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,080
Step... get out of my way!
1750
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,070
Hello, Chief.
1751
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:56,550
[LAUGHTER]
1752
01:14:08,020 --> 01:14:13,010
[LAUGHTER]
1753
01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:26,920
That'll be 95 cents.
1754
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,880
(LADYLIKE) Oh, yeah. [HUMS]
1755
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:38,380
95 cents and a dollar for yourself.
1756
01:14:38,380 --> 01:14:39,150
Oh, no, mother.
1757
01:14:39,150 --> 01:14:40,730
You don't have to tip me.
1758
01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:41,770
(LADYLIKE) Really?
1759
01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:43,440
Well, here.
1760
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,260
Have a cigar.
1761
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:58,400
[SINGING] It doesn't
cost a dime to dream.
1762
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,890
We'll line our walls
with dollar bills.
1763
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:09,880
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
1764
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,360
Yeah?
1765
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,960
(LADYLIKE) I'm a poor old
lady who haven't got to eat,
1766
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:19,460
Kind sir.
1767
01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:22,110
And I heard this was
an old lady's home...
1768
01:15:22,110 --> 01:15:22,700
Sure it is.
1769
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:24,850
But we're up to our ears
in old dolls' mouths.
1770
01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:27,570
(LADYLIKE) Oh, but I
have no place to go.
1771
01:15:27,570 --> 01:15:29,870
All my life, I've had
to scrimp and save
1772
01:15:29,870 --> 01:15:31,660
To support my children.
1773
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:35,800
I've sewed till my eyes burned,
cooked over a hot stove day
1774
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,220
After day.
1775
01:15:37,220 --> 01:15:39,840
I even have to take
in floors to wash.
1776
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,870
Sorry, old doll.
1777
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:41,520
No dice.
1778
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,020
(LADYLIKE) Oh, please, sir.
1779
01:15:43,020 --> 01:15:44,950
If you turn me away,
I'll have no place
1780
01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:47,070
To go except to the authorities.
1781
01:15:47,070 --> 01:15:48,630
Eh, uh, hold it, ma'am.
1782
01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:49,250
Eh, come right in.
1783
01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:50,300
I'll talk to the boss.
1784
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,420
Seeing as you're a poor old
lady who hasn't got to eat,
1785
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:54,520
Maybe he'll change my mind.
1786
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:56,160
Wait here while I put
in a kind word for you.
1787
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:56,760
(LADYLIKE) Mm-hm.
1788
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:02,540
Mm-hm.
1789
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,670
[HUMS]
1790
01:16:09,670 --> 01:16:12,090
That's an old lady?
1791
01:16:12,090 --> 01:16:14,090
Boss, she was trying to
get out the window again.
1792
01:16:14,090 --> 01:16:14,820
Nellie's disappeared.
1793
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:16,170
And somebody's got to find her.
1794
01:16:16,170 --> 01:16:17,920
Brainey, I warned
you to stay in line,
1795
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,080
Or I'm going to have the boys...
1796
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,000
I'll get out of
here any way I can.
1797
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:21,860
All right then.
1798
01:16:21,860 --> 01:16:23,440
Take her back to her room.
1799
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:26,190
And stick with her until it's
time to move them all out.
1800
01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,720
And what about the
new old doll outside?
1801
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:32,050
Well, one more for a couple
of hours won't hurt anything.
1802
01:16:32,050 --> 01:16:33,610
Besides, we can't have
her going to the police.
1803
01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:34,490
All right, show her in.
1804
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:49,780
This is her, boss.
1805
01:16:49,780 --> 01:16:51,030
(LADYLIKE) Mrs. Beasley.
1806
01:16:51,030 --> 01:16:53,150
Mrs. Herbert Beasley.
1807
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,590
Well, welcome to our
home, Mrs. Beasley.
1808
01:16:55,590 --> 01:16:58,590
You know, you're just in time
to move to our new location.
1809
01:16:58,590 --> 01:17:00,880
See, the other girls are just
going to stay in this house
1810
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,310
Until Christmastime.
1811
01:17:02,310 --> 01:17:04,040
Then they move to
a real mansion.
1812
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,250
Big as a casino.
1813
01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,550
(LADYLIKE) Oh, that
sounds wonderful!
1814
01:17:07,550 --> 01:17:09,400
Does it mean that you
accept me as a guest?
1815
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:10,090
Mm-hm.
1816
01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:13,410
(LADYLIKE) Oh, I'm so
happy, I could cry. [SOBS]
1817
01:17:13,410 --> 01:17:14,210
All right, all right.
1818
01:17:14,210 --> 01:17:14,710
That's...
1819
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:22,200
My medicine.
(LADYLIKE) My medicine.
1820
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,880
Oh.
1821
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:26,950
Hey, Maxie, take her in with
the other nice old ladies,
1822
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:27,440
Will you?
1823
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,430
(LADYLIKE) Oh, I'll
never forget you for this.
1824
01:17:29,430 --> 01:17:30,480
You're a good man.
1825
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,880
You're a very good man.
1826
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:32,560
Ah, forget it.
1827
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,670
(LADYLIKE) Thank you.
1828
01:17:33,670 --> 01:17:34,700
(ANGRILY) Hey, nice old lady!
1829
01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:36,300
You've got the wrong bag.
1830
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,230
(LADYLIKE) Oh, my goodness!
1831
01:17:37,230 --> 01:17:38,970
I did make a mistake.
1832
01:17:38,970 --> 01:17:40,690
Clumsy me. [GIGGLES]
1833
01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:41,660
Heavy, isn't it?
1834
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:42,640
What are you knitting with?
1835
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:43,260
Steel wool?
1836
01:17:43,260 --> 01:17:44,250
Hm.
1837
01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:52,450
If I could only afford some
new glasses, I... [GIGGLES]
1838
01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:54,360
[SINGING] It doesn't
cost a dime to dream...
1839
01:17:58,610 --> 01:18:01,020
Ladies, meet a new member
of the club, Mrs. Beasley.
1840
01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:01,990
How do you do, Mrs. Beasley?
1841
01:18:01,990 --> 01:18:03,120
(LADYLIKE) I know
I'm going to be
1842
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,800
Happy with all you nice people.
1843
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,320
So nice to have you.
1844
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:10,030
Hm, you poor dear.
1845
01:18:10,030 --> 01:18:11,030
Sit here.
1846
01:18:11,030 --> 01:18:12,320
(LADYLIKE) Oh, thank you.
1847
01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:18,790
[HUMS]
1848
01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:24,560
Mm-hm.
1849
01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:30,420
Isn't this a lovely
home, ladies?
1850
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:32,510
We hate to disillusion
you, Mrs. Beasley.
1851
01:18:32,510 --> 01:18:34,500
It's a great,
big, hard old jail.
1852
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,070
(LADYLIKE) Jail?
1853
01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:37,440
Dear me!
1854
01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:39,070
But the warden... uh,
the superintendent
1855
01:18:39,070 --> 01:18:40,840
Seem like such a nice one.
1856
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,270
That's not the superintendent.
1857
01:18:42,270 --> 01:18:44,400
He's Oxford Charlie,
the racketeer.
1858
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,330
(LADYLIKE) Horrors!
1859
01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:47,650
He's as big a hoodlum
as The Lemon Drop Kid.
1860
01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,190
Hm.
1861
01:18:52,190 --> 01:18:55,540
What are you working on, dear?
1862
01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:58,850
[GASPS]
1863
01:18:58,850 --> 01:19:01,060
(LADYLIKE) Oh, ha, ha.
1864
01:19:01,060 --> 01:19:02,760
Uh, after Gen.
1865
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,850
Custer was massacred,
Mr. Beasley
1866
01:19:04,850 --> 01:19:07,610
Insisted I carry his
pistol at all times.
1867
01:19:07,610 --> 01:19:08,790
Indians, you know.
1868
01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:10,850
Hm. [CHUCKLES]
1869
01:19:10,850 --> 01:19:12,450
Pesky redskins.
1870
01:19:12,450 --> 01:19:14,780
What in the world
are you knitting?
1871
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:16,150
(LADYLIKE) Uh, a mop.
1872
01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:17,050
[CHUCKLES]
1873
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,220
Hard to get them anywhere.
1874
01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:24,000
And they go so well with
my Argyle scrub bucket.
1875
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,450
[CHUCKLES]
1876
01:19:25,450 --> 01:19:26,420
[SIGHS]
1877
01:19:29,330 --> 01:19:31,940
Eh, don't you think a larger
sized girdle would, uh,
1878
01:19:31,940 --> 01:19:34,610
Be much more
sensible at our age?
1879
01:19:34,610 --> 01:19:35,880
(LADYLIKE) I take it small.
1880
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,490
Always have.
1881
01:19:37,490 --> 01:19:41,010
Dear Mr. Beasley, he was so
proud of my hourglass figure.
1882
01:19:41,010 --> 01:19:43,350
You still have your
hourglass figure, dear.
1883
01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:44,140
(LADYLIKE) Thank you.
1884
01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,370
But most of the sand
has gone to the bottom.
1885
01:19:46,370 --> 01:19:47,790
(LADYLIKE) Yes. [CLEARS THROAT]
1886
01:19:51,590 --> 01:19:52,720
There we go, old girls.
1887
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,520
Everybody get ready.
1888
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:54,140
We're moving out.
1889
01:19:54,140 --> 01:19:57,360
The Old Flower Shoppe is going
to make another delivery.
1890
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,620
Come on.
1891
01:19:58,620 --> 01:19:59,290
This is outrageous!
1892
01:19:59,290 --> 01:20:00,720
[LADIES MUTTERING]
1893
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,390
(LADYLIKE) That was a
short visit, wasn't it?
1894
01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:02,960
My yarn!
1895
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,630
(LADYLIKE) Oh, yes.
1896
01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:05,110
Mm-hm.
1897
01:20:05,110 --> 01:20:06,590
Oh!
1898
01:20:06,590 --> 01:20:11,520
[CHATTER]
1899
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,900
Come along, dear.
1900
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:14,800
(LADYLIKE) Coming, coming.
1901
01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:18,040
My coat.
1902
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:18,950
My coat!
1903
01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:20,250
They're out in the truck.
1904
01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:21,340
You dog!
1905
01:20:21,340 --> 01:20:22,460
Come on, old doll!
1906
01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:23,460
(LADYLIKE) Coming, coming.
1907
01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:37,460
[DOOR SHUTS]
1908
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,110
What do you think you're doing?
1909
01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:50,580
I thought all you nice
old dolls had left.
1910
01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:52,050
(NORMAL VOICE) I'm
not a nice old doll.
1911
01:20:52,050 --> 01:20:53,890
And I'm not leaving.
1912
01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:55,380
And I haven't got a gun!
1913
01:20:55,380 --> 01:20:56,370
The Lemon Drop Kid!
1914
01:20:56,370 --> 01:20:57,370
Watch out!
1915
01:20:57,370 --> 01:21:00,850
Oh, no!
1916
01:21:00,850 --> 01:21:01,350
Impost...
1917
01:21:16,790 --> 01:21:17,790
[THWACK]
1918
01:21:22,270 --> 01:21:23,260
Ow!
1919
01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:23,760
Ho!
1920
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:24,760
God!
1921
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:25,260
Ugh!
1922
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:25,760
Hey!
1923
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,250
My foot!
1924
01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:30,240
Where is the... oh! [GROANS]
1925
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:31,230
[CLANGS]
1926
01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:32,230
No!
1927
01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:45,930
Oh, uh, excuse me, boss.
1928
01:21:45,930 --> 01:21:47,130
KID (OFFSCREEN):
(LADYLIKE) Stop it!
1929
01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:48,120
You're hurting me!
Let go!
1930
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,110
You're wrinkling my dress!
1931
01:21:49,110 --> 01:21:49,610
You're mad!
1932
01:21:49,610 --> 01:21:51,590
He's busting my hip!
1933
01:21:51,590 --> 01:21:53,080
Someone save me!
1934
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:55,560
Save me!
1935
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,040
Give me that!
1936
01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,030
[THUMP]
1937
01:22:20,850 --> 01:22:21,350
Ugh!
1938
01:22:21,350 --> 01:22:22,340
[GRUNTS]
1939
01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:26,480
You called me, boss?
1940
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:27,980
(HIGH-PITCHED) Young
man, get out of my way!
1941
01:22:27,980 --> 01:22:30,450
She's the Lemon Drop Kid!
1942
01:22:30,450 --> 01:22:31,440
(HIGH-PITCHED) Stool pigeon!
1943
01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:32,290
Why, you!
1944
01:22:32,290 --> 01:22:32,920
(HIGH-PITCHED) No!
1945
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:33,670
No!
1946
01:22:33,670 --> 01:22:35,950
You wouldn't hurt
no lady with that!
1947
01:22:35,950 --> 01:22:36,940
[CRASH]
1948
01:22:39,910 --> 01:22:40,920
(NORMAL VOICE) He did.
1949
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:41,880
CHARLIE (OFFSCREEN): Get her!
1950
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,360
He's got my money!
1951
01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:49,290
That's the Lemon Drop Kid.
1952
01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:50,280
Let's get him!
1953
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:57,690
CHARLIE (OFFSCREEN):
Go around that way!
1954
01:22:57,690 --> 01:22:59,170
He can't run in those skirts!
1955
01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:04,610
Ma'am, Dick Daniels.
1956
01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:05,620
People Patrol.
1957
01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:06,310
May I be of service?
1958
01:23:06,310 --> 01:23:07,240
(LADYLIKE) Well, thank you.
1959
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:09,220
Harriet Beasley, Pony Express.
1960
01:23:09,220 --> 01:23:10,700
The mail must go through.
1961
01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:11,690
Thank you!
1962
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:17,120
[CAR HORN HONKS]
1963
01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:22,060
(LADYLIKE) Oops!
1964
01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:23,050
Watch out!
1965
01:23:23,050 --> 01:23:24,530
[CAR HORN HONKS]
1966
01:23:24,530 --> 01:23:27,990
[TIRES SCREECH]
1967
01:23:27,990 --> 01:23:28,490
Come on.
1968
01:23:28,490 --> 01:23:29,470
Get it out of here.
1969
01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:30,460
Back it up.
1970
01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:33,920
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
1971
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:35,400
[HUMS]
1972
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:35,900
Whoa!
1973
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:36,880
[TIRES SCREECH]
1974
01:23:41,820 --> 01:23:43,310
(LADYLIKE) Excuse!
1975
01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:44,790
Oops, pardon me.
1976
01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:49,700
[SHRIEKS]
1977
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:53,180
(LADYLIKE) Pardon
me, my room's on fire.
1978
01:23:53,180 --> 01:23:54,670
[SHRIEKS]
1979
01:23:54,670 --> 01:23:55,170
Whoops!
1980
01:24:02,610 --> 01:24:03,600
[CLANG]
1981
01:24:19,390 --> 01:24:20,830
You all right, mother?
1982
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:21,930
Mother?
1983
01:24:21,930 --> 01:24:22,980
I'm not even married.
1984
01:24:29,350 --> 01:24:33,810
[MEN CHATTER]
1985
01:24:33,810 --> 01:24:34,960
Did you see what I saw?
1986
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,390
Yeah, I saw her.
1987
01:24:37,390 --> 01:24:38,410
Did you see an old lady?
1988
01:24:38,410 --> 01:24:40,170
Yes, she's in there, Officer.
1989
01:24:40,170 --> 01:24:40,940
Yeah?
1990
01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:42,270
Not for long, she ain't.
1991
01:24:46,130 --> 01:24:47,260
Did you see an
old lady in there?
1992
01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:47,860
An old lady?
1993
01:24:47,860 --> 01:24:48,690
Ah, ha-ha, very funny.
1994
01:24:48,690 --> 01:24:49,480
I heard it.
1995
01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,650
Who was that old lady I saw?
1996
01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:51,520
Ha-ha, very good.
1997
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:52,830
I'm with the towel company.
1998
01:24:52,830 --> 01:24:53,330
Hrrm.
1999
01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:05,370
What's this I hear in Florida
about an old dolls' home?
2000
01:25:05,370 --> 01:25:06,600
It was the Kid's idea.
2001
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:07,920
I told him he was
crazy, but that's
2002
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,260
How he figured to
raise the money.
2003
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:10,710
I don't want old
dolls or anybody else
2004
01:25:10,710 --> 01:25:12,000
Fooling around here.
2005
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,680
The New York cops
would love to hang one
2006
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,820
On me for opening
this place again.
2007
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:19,640
We collect on the Kid,
and then lock it up tight.
2008
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:21,650
Hi, Kid.
2009
01:25:21,650 --> 01:25:23,630
Sam tells me you
raised the ten grand.
2010
01:25:23,630 --> 01:25:24,400
That's good.
2011
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,020
Yeah.
2012
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,900
I got it all
counted out for you.
2013
01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:29,100
Here you are, ten thousand even.
2014
01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:32,330
Say, it's almost Christmas,
just fifteen minutes more.
2015
01:25:32,330 --> 01:25:34,060
Wouldn't you like to settle
for five thousand just
2016
01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:36,480
To show your
Christmas spirit, huh?
2017
01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:40,170
Would ya... 75 hundred?
2018
01:25:40,170 --> 01:25:41,060
No spirit, huh?
2019
01:25:41,060 --> 01:25:42,060
You can forget my presents.
2020
01:25:42,060 --> 01:25:45,260
You don't have to...
OK, ten thousand even.
2021
01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:46,370
Paid in full.
2022
01:25:46,370 --> 01:25:48,470
[DOOR OPENS]
2023
01:25:48,470 --> 01:25:49,980
Well, Moose, hello.
2024
01:25:49,980 --> 01:25:50,840
When did you hit town?
2025
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:51,820
Just arrived, Charlie.
2026
01:25:51,820 --> 01:25:53,410
Had some collecting to do.
2027
01:25:53,410 --> 01:25:54,500
Oh, you rat.
2028
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,600
That's my money bag.
2029
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:56,850
Where's my 16 grand?
2030
01:25:56,850 --> 01:25:58,740
Oh, well, here it is.
2031
01:25:58,740 --> 01:26:00,150
I just borrowed it.
2032
01:26:00,150 --> 01:26:00,730
There you are.
2033
01:26:00,730 --> 01:26:01,560
Now, you're paid off.
2034
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:02,240
And you're paid off.
2035
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:03,220
And everybody's happy.
2036
01:26:03,220 --> 01:26:05,250
Let's shake hands and wish each
other a Merry Christmas, huh?
2037
01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:06,060
Just a minute.
2038
01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:08,280
You owe me ten grand.
2039
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,250
Oh, yeah, you're the one.
2040
01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:10,000
There you are.
2041
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:10,990
You don't have to work it out.
2042
01:26:10,990 --> 01:26:11,690
I've done my share.
2043
01:26:11,690 --> 01:26:13,060
Why you chiseling...
2044
01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:13,560
Sam!
2045
01:26:17,980 --> 01:26:24,430
[CHATTER]
2046
01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:26,410
We can't have gambling here!
2047
01:26:26,410 --> 01:26:27,900
Get that switch, Sam!
2048
01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:29,390
Get the switch!
2049
01:26:29,390 --> 01:26:31,370
Ho, how's that for a switch?
2050
01:26:31,370 --> 01:26:31,870
Go!
2051
01:26:31,870 --> 01:26:32,860
Let's live a little, folks.
2052
01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:33,850
Solly, they're bolder.
2053
01:26:33,850 --> 01:26:34,840
- Get him there.
- Let me just beat him!
2054
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,340
Let me...
2055
01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:37,320
Place your bets!
2056
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:37,820
Stay there.
2057
01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:38,380
Hold your saddle.
2058
01:26:38,380 --> 01:26:39,310
I won't let them hurt you.
2059
01:26:39,310 --> 01:26:40,300
Come on, Solly.
2060
01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:41,290
Eight's the winner!
2061
01:26:41,290 --> 01:26:43,720
[SHRIEKS HAPPILY]
2062
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,040
This thing's a frame-up.
2063
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,070
How'd you guess?
2064
01:26:46,070 --> 01:26:48,060
And according to my schedule,
here come the police.
2065
01:26:48,060 --> 01:26:49,560
The joint is raided!
2066
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,420
Please, sir, did
you see my bicycle?
2067
01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:52,610
I'll buy you a new one.
Come on, men!
2068
01:26:52,610 --> 01:26:53,110
Come on, boys.
2069
01:26:53,110 --> 01:26:54,990
This is it!
2070
01:26:54,990 --> 01:26:55,530
This is a raid!
2071
01:26:55,530 --> 01:26:56,030
OK, boys.
2072
01:26:56,030 --> 01:26:57,470
Stand where you are!
2073
01:26:57,470 --> 01:26:59,910
[SHRIEKS]
2074
01:26:59,910 --> 01:27:00,860
Oh, this is great.
2075
01:27:00,860 --> 01:27:01,830
I'll make you a captain.
2076
01:27:01,830 --> 01:27:02,790
I am a captain.
2077
01:27:02,790 --> 01:27:06,170
OK, an admiral.
2078
01:27:06,170 --> 01:27:11,050
Moose, you're under arrest for
running a gambling joint again.
2079
01:27:11,050 --> 01:27:12,230
This isn't a gambling joint.
2080
01:27:12,230 --> 01:27:14,150
It's a... it's an
old dolls' home.
2081
01:27:14,150 --> 01:27:15,230
Are you kidding?
2082
01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:16,760
Take them out.
2083
01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:17,960
Now, just a minute!
2084
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:18,860
What...
2085
01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:21,220
Where do you
think you're going?
2086
01:27:21,220 --> 01:27:22,250
Well, I'm getting out of here.
2087
01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:23,090
I don't own this place.
2088
01:27:23,090 --> 01:27:24,720
You can't pin anything on me.
2089
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,850
Charlie, we've been
watching your charity racket
2090
01:27:26,850 --> 01:27:27,980
From the beginning.
2091
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:29,940
This money was collected for
the Nellie Thursday Home.
2092
01:27:29,940 --> 01:27:30,870
And that's where it's going.
2093
01:27:30,870 --> 01:27:31,850
Arrest him, Officer.
2094
01:27:31,850 --> 01:27:35,350
Oh, now, somebody call
my... hey, let go of my feet!
2095
01:27:35,350 --> 01:27:38,390
And I'm going to keep an
eye on you, Mr. Milburn.
2096
01:27:38,390 --> 01:27:39,350
You won't have to, Judge.
2097
01:27:39,350 --> 01:27:40,850
I'm turning over a new leaf.
2098
01:27:40,850 --> 01:27:43,940
I'll never be caught again.
2099
01:27:43,940 --> 01:27:47,160
Say, thanks for
everything, Judge.
2100
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:50,630
If you ever want
a winner, call me.
2101
01:27:50,630 --> 01:27:52,890
Everybody, ladies and gentlemen
and all the rest of you,
2102
01:27:52,890 --> 01:27:55,660
You were great!
2103
01:27:55,660 --> 01:27:56,660
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
2104
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:57,970
Nellie, it worked.
2105
01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:03,440
Well?
2106
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:03,940
Nellie!
2107
01:28:03,940 --> 01:28:06,300
Your husband, Henry,
he's a-coming.
2108
01:28:06,300 --> 01:28:07,830
He's a-just
a-passing the statue!
2109
01:28:07,830 --> 01:28:09,210
Oh, ho-ho, this
is it, everybody!
2110
01:28:09,210 --> 01:28:10,940
Goomba, pull the switches
and get rid of the tables.
2111
01:28:10,940 --> 01:28:11,880
- Yeah.
- Come on.
2112
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:11,920
- Yeah.
- Come on.
Brainey, don't go away.
2113
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:12,650
Brainey, don't go away.
2114
01:28:12,650 --> 01:28:13,460
I want to talk to you.
2115
01:28:16,180 --> 01:28:17,140
[DOOR OPENS]
2116
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:23,260
Nellie.
2117
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,090
Welcome home, Henry.
2118
01:28:29,090 --> 01:28:31,180
Aw.
2119
01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:33,660
You look very pretty, Nellie.
2120
01:28:33,660 --> 01:28:35,300
It's nice to see you, Henry.
2121
01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:37,100
Henry, this is
the Lemon Drop Kid.
2122
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:38,920
He's responsible for all this.
2123
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:39,570
Thanks, Kid.
2124
01:28:39,570 --> 01:28:40,520
Oh, it's deductible.
2125
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:41,310
Come on in, Hank.
2126
01:28:49,690 --> 01:28:52,680
Here's our guests of honor,
Mr. And Mrs. Henry Regan.
2127
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,590
[CHEERS]
2128
01:28:55,590 --> 01:28:56,680
It's almost 12 o'clock.
2129
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,010
Time to serve the ice cream.
2130
01:28:58,010 --> 01:28:59,650
I'll get the napkins
and the dishes.
2131
01:28:59,650 --> 01:29:00,860
Goody for you.
2132
01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:01,820
It's your party, Nellie.
2133
01:29:01,820 --> 01:29:03,110
Come and cut the cake.
2134
01:29:03,110 --> 01:29:04,590
Where is the silverware?
2135
01:29:04,590 --> 01:29:06,520
Sam the Surgeon said
it was in the safe.
2136
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:07,760
How do we get it out?
2137
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:09,520
Out of the safe?
2138
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:12,280
Yeah, how do we get
it out of the safe?
2139
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:13,270
The safe.
2140
01:29:20,550 --> 01:29:22,200
Oh, no.
2141
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:23,080
Not me.
2142
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:24,650
But it's an inside job, Henry.
2143
01:29:24,650 --> 01:29:25,850
Nothing illegal.
2144
01:29:25,850 --> 01:29:27,270
Sort of a guest shot.
2145
01:29:27,270 --> 01:29:29,510
I just did twenty years
for safe cracking.
2146
01:29:29,510 --> 01:29:31,420
So we can't serve the ice
cream without the silverware.
2147
01:29:31,420 --> 01:29:33,180
And the whole thing
is in your honor.
2148
01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:35,040
Besides, you can't
stop all of a sudden.
2149
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:38,080
You have to taper off.
2150
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:42,290
Well, uh, I'll have to
take my keepsakes with me.
2151
01:29:42,290 --> 01:29:43,680
Oh, the stuff is here, ha?
2152
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:44,490
[CLATTERS]
2153
01:29:44,490 --> 01:29:46,690
Wonderful, Henry.
2154
01:29:46,690 --> 01:29:49,570
Good luck.
2155
01:29:49,570 --> 01:29:51,010
Excuse me a minute, Nellie.
2156
01:29:55,330 --> 01:29:56,250
What are you up to now?
2157
01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:57,730
Oh, I'm up to here,
you're up to there.
2158
01:29:57,730 --> 01:29:58,960
What a parlay, huh?
2159
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:00,140
Hold the phone.
2160
01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:02,490
You've got that fixed
race look in your eye.
2161
01:30:02,490 --> 01:30:03,850
Don't you see that's lovely?
2162
01:30:03,850 --> 01:30:05,970
God, I'm free to get married.
2163
01:30:05,970 --> 01:30:08,890
Oh, you poor little doll,
you've been waiting so long.
2164
01:30:08,890 --> 01:30:10,520
But it was worth it to you.
2165
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,380
Now, you got me.
2166
01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,310
But we can't afford it.
2167
01:30:13,310 --> 01:30:14,530
I haven't been working lately.
2168
01:30:14,530 --> 01:30:15,150
Relax.
2169
01:30:15,150 --> 01:30:16,360
I have everything planned.
2170
01:30:21,340 --> 01:30:23,330
[BLAST]
2171
01:30:23,330 --> 01:30:24,330
[SHRIEKS]
2172
01:30:39,270 --> 01:30:41,070
But what are we going
to use for money?
2173
01:30:41,070 --> 01:30:43,010
Don't worry, honey.
2174
01:30:43,010 --> 01:30:44,350
I'll hock the silverware.
2175
01:30:55,970 --> 01:30:57,240
[MOOS]
2176
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,490
Quiet, Crosby.
2177
01:30:58,490 --> 01:30:59,980
[MOOS]
2178
01:31:03,950 --> 01:31:11,410
[FANFARE MUSIC]
2179
01:31:11,410 --> 01:31:46,670
[MUSIC - "SILVER BELLS"]
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