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We are gathered together here
in the sight of God
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and in the face of this congregation
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to join together this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.
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Instituted of God
in the time of man's innocency,
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signifying unto us
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the mystical union
that is betwixt Christ and his Church.
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Therefore, it is not by any
to be enterprised,
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nor taken in hand, unadvisedly,
lightly or wantonly,
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to satisfy men's carnal lusts
and appetites,
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like brute beasts
that understand nothing.
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But reverently, discreetly, advisedly,
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soberly and in the fear of God.
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Duly considering the causes
for which matrimony was ordained.
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That's absolutely charming.
Thank you very much.
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Very, very fresh.
Full of vitality, thank you.
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And we're going to do another one
when we're ready, and...
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Colin, chin down a little bit.
Very much down a little bit.
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Thank you. To me, everyone, and flash.
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- The bride and groom!
- The bride and groom.
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Bloody awful things, weddings.
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- Dreadfully upsetting.
- Unless it's one's own, of course.
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Mm.
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Another couple off to build a castle.
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Lower the portcullis.
Pull up the drawbridge.
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- What? How do you mean?
- Couples do that, don't they?
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They turn to each other,
and all we see is their backs.
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So, what am I to do, Billy?
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No one wants to take me on, apparently.
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I'm too daunting a prospect.
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I could give it a go.
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Don't be silly, you're a friend.
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Yes, but isn't that the first quality
one should look for in a husband?
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In the olden days,
people weren't confused.
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People married for sensible reasons.
Marriage was a consolidation of assets.
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Also of other things.
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Of friendship and values.
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Outlooks.
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We'd breed derby winners,
have an army of children...
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- Billy...
- Look, and I'd know the ropes.
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I know the rules. Your family all know
me, and I think are not averse.
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- Oh, they adore you.
- And I you.
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Always have.
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I'm your Old Faithful, after all.
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Mummy said something
interesting the other day.
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Oh?
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She said that the first ten years
of marriage are just an overture.
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That there's often a crisis at ten years,
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but then you work it out and settle in...
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and it's only then
that it really gets into its stride.
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Oh.
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Do you suppose
that's what's happened to us?
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Possibly.
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I was thinking, perhaps we should have
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a big anniversary party this year.
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To celebrate hitting our stride.
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All right.
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Yes?
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All right. It's Margaret.
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So how was it?
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It somehow managed to lift the spirits
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and make one want to kill oneself
in equal measure.
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Took forever to get there.
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- Mummy was a nightmare.
- Was she?
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Mercifully, they sent a helicopter
to bring us back.
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Hmm.
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And I have this horrible
feeling that somewhere,
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in the middle of it all...
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I agreed to get married myself.
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What?
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- To whom?
- Billy Wallace.
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Goodness!
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Congratulations! Billy Wallace.
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Oh, Christ!
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So if I were to accept,
it would be a yes from you?
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Yes, of course.
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An emphatic yes.
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And Philip and I
were just discussing having a party
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for our tenth wedding anniversary,
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and you and Billy could use the occasion
to announce your engagement,
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if you wanted.
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That's a nice idea.
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Well, that's settled then.
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- Thank you.
- My pleasure. Goodnight, Margaret.
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...perhaps you'd explain why it is
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that the satellite
keeps on circling the Earth
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instead of either flying off into space
or dropping to the ground.
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I'm not sure how I feel about
a Russian satellite circling the Earth...
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just above our heads.
What's it doing up there?
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Notionally, it's providing information
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about the density
of the Earth's upper atmosphere.
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Of course its darker purpose
is to demonstrate to everyone
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the extent of Russian military power
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- and technical capacity.
- Oh.
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The same rocket
that launched this satellite
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is capable of firing a nuclear warhead
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into enemy territory
with pinpoint accuracy.
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- Wow.
- Imagine the effect
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this will have on the Americans.
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A great crisis of self-doubt,
if I'm not very much mistaken.
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We must seize this opportunity
to help the Americans
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and work together in a joint effort
to meet the Russian threat.
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That is the way to repair Anglo-American
relations, which, as you know,
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have deteriorated terribly
due to the Suez Crisis.
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Quite. You know,
after the war they said Eisen...
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I am absolutely determined
to restore the special relationship
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that exists between our two countries.
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We're bound by so much more
than just language and shared history.
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It's a kind of marriage.
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As in any marriage,
there'll be ups and downs,
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but one must work
to get things back on track.
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They say that listening's important.
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In any marriage.
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Does that mean
that we can learn just as much
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from this satellite as the Russians?
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And how are we going to do this?
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I think the driver should drop me first,
then take you on to the station.
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Or I could wait.
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I don't think that would be wise.
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Why? How long do you need with him?
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A day. Maybe two.
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It's the last time, I promise.
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- Don't make promises you cannot keep.
- No.
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I'm determined to end it. It's time.
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- Now that you're Prime Minister.
- Yes, it is.
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With a one, two, three, flash.
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Oh, quite magnificent.
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Why does it always have to be
Cecil Beaton
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- taking my official birthday portrait?
- What's wrong with Cecil?
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When it came out last year,
everyone said how pretty you looked.
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No, they said how much I looked like you.
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Well, quite.
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Fairy tales.
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Yes, but he does it so well.
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And to me, Your Royal Highness.
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A little less chin, and..
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What do you think?
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I asked my new lady-in-waiting
here today...
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Your Majesty.
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...to offer her opinion...
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having at least one foot
in the real world.
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I think birthday portraits
should evolve and mature with age.
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Like the subject. Show change
in the character. Complexity.
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Reality.
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No one wants complexity
and reality from us.
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Do sit down.
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People have enough of that
in their own lives.
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- They want us to help them escape.
- Indeed, Your Majesty.
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Imagine this, if you will...
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a young woman, a commonplace creature.
She sits in her drab little scullery.
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So much work to do. So much washing-up.
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How she longs for comfort, for hope.
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And again. One, two, three and flash.
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She wants to believe
her life has some meaning beyond chores.
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She opens a magazine and she sees
Her Royal Highness's photograph.
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For one glorious, transforming moment,
she becomes a princess, too.
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She is lifted out of her miserable,
pitiful reality into a fantasy.
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Later, she will step out of her house
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in a new neckerchief, perhaps,
for which she has saved.
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Oh, she will hold her head up high.
She is renewed.
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And all thanks to you,
Your Royal Highness...
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and to the ideal which you represent.
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And now,
with a one, two, three and flash.
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Quite marvelous.
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It's good news all round.
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In the 20 or so years we have known
the hapless, misshapen crane
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that is Billy Wallace, has any woman ever
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looked at him as an object of desire?
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I mean, even remotely?
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Certainly not.
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Then how can one begin to explain that?
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Ma'am, Lord Blandford
just telephoned to apologize
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and say that Mr. Wallace
may be indisposed this evening.
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He can't be indisposed.
We're announcing our engagement.
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Something about an injury.
Rather a serious injury.
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- Where is he?
- Your Highness.
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Uh...
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Her Royal Highness, Princess Margaret.
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- Out of my way.
- Oh, shit.
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No, you must keep your leg up, sir.
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Billy?
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It's all right, Simpson.
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Well, what's going on?
It's our announcement this evening.
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Unforeseen circs, I'm afraid.
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Rather a dust-up in the early hours.
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Are you drunk?
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Don't be like that.
I had to do something for the pain.
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- Well, what happened?
- Wait till you hear.
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You'll laugh till you spit.
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Your friend Tennant rather took offense
at something I did.
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You came to blows with Colin?
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I believe the word "duel" was mentioned.
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A duel?
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Tennant issued the challenge.
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A little childish in this day and age
if you ask me,
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but a duel is a duel,
so I stepped up to the mark.
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That's what a gentleman does.
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No!
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If I'm completely honest,
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a little drink had
been taken during the night.
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But we faced the dawn
with clear heads and strong hearts.
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Now, Tennant wanted to motor up to Glen
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to get his father's old pistols.
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It would've been quite ridiculous.
Much too far away.
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So, Blandford offered his.
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It was a bloody stupid mistake.
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A duel is not just
a test of marksmanship.
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It's a test of character.
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Ten paces.
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One... two...
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three... four...
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five... six...
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seven... eight... nine...
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ten.
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Fucker shot me in the leg.
Bloody awful thing.
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Anyway, I survived
with a small flesh wound.
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And why was he angry with you?
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It's the strangest thing,
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but ever since word got
out about our engagement,
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I've found myself
quite the center of attention.
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It's as though
every good-looking girl on Earth
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has taken the news
as a personal challenge.
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I'm not used to the idea of being a beau,
much less a catch.
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Seems to have gone to my head rather.
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Had a bit of a fumble at Blenheim.
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She was rather a beauty.
She's in pictures, you know. An actress.
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Anyway, Tennant got wind of it
and got very cross.
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Yes, with reason.
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You pathetic, weak, contemptible fool.
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I never even wanted to marry you.
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You were only ever an act of charity.
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Or desperation.
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And now you insult me? You?
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People like you don't
get to insult people like me.
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You get to be eternally grateful.
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You've quite the way with women.
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Take a look at this face.
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A picture of disappointment and disgust.
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This is the look that every woman
you ever know will come to share.
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This is what the next 40 years
of your life will look like.
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Margaret...
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Margaret!
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Shit!
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Ma'am, I've been asked to tell you
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that Princess Margaret
will not be announcing
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the engagement this evening.
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Her Royal Highness said
she'll explain everything later.
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Yes, I'm sure she will.
Thank you, Michael.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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All right, all right, settle down.
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So on my recent tour of the Pacific,
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I was introduced to a man who said to me,
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"My wife is a doctor of philosophy
and much more important than I am."
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To which I could only reply,
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"Ah, yes, sir, we have that trouble
in our family too."
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You know, when I imagined our marriage
in the early days,
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I imagined two people
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welded together into some sort
of combined existence.
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Ten years. Ten years has taught me
the secret of a successful marriage
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is actually to have different interests.
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Well, different interests,
but not entirely different.
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It's a funny business.
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One sees the whole of the other person,
you see even that part of them
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that they don't see themselves,
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and presumably...
they see that hidden part of you.
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One ends up knowing more
about one's partner
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than they know about themselves.
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And it can be pretty tough
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to keep quiet about it. So you have to...
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You have to come to an accommodation,
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an arrangement, a deal...
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if you like, to take
the rough with the smooth.
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But the extraordinary thing is...
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down there in the rough...
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in the long reeds of difficulty
and pain...
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that is where you find the treasure.
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So I would like to propose a toast...
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in the name of love.
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In the name of our beloved country.
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In the name of steadfastness.
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In the name
of another ten marvelous years.
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I give you mon petit chou...
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Lilibet...
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Elizabeth...
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the Queen.
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The Queen!
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We're sending you
to the newsroom at Alexandra Palace.
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President Eisenhower has spoken warmly
of the special relationship
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that exists between Britain
and the United States.
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Prime Minister Macmillan and I will
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do everything we can
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to strengthen and repair the long-term
bonds which have bound together the...
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But I can't. I can't.
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I want only you.
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I've tried again with Harold.
Tried and tried.
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I know, I know.
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I just can't.
I can't have him touch me, be near me.
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His weakness repels me.
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His love disgusts me.
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Good morning!
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Oh, darling, what a mess.
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It is the most beautiful day.
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I've brought something to cheer you up.
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Cecil's magnificent work.
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He's quite outdone himself this time.
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I can tell you which one I would choose
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as the official birthday portrait,
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and Cecil immediately agreed.
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But of course, it's for you to decide.
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And with regards to Billy Wallace...
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Don't mention that name.
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I've had him
on the telephone to me all morning,
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quite distraught.
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Then his mother, then his grandmother...
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I'm never speaking to him again.
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Then we will find you someone else.
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I don't want you to find me anyone.
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Maurice Landgrave of Hesse.
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He's a distant cousin.
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Now his mother was a Catholic,
but their lands are still intact,
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and he gives a very good show of himself
on the polo field...
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No one!
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Someone suggested
Prince Christian of Hanover,
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a descendant of Queen Victoria.
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Served in the Luftwaffe,
but we won't hold that against him.
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I do know what the official duties
of a lady-in-waiting are.
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Accompanying me on foreign trips,
dealing with my mail.
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Do you suppose it might also include
helping me climb over the wall to escape?
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I just can't bear it anymore.
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I'm having some people
to dinner, tonight.
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What, normal people?
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Yes, they're all normal.
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But in their own way,
they're all quite exceptional, too.
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You can go.
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And possibly not deferential.
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That's fine.
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As long as they still meet the main
requirements.
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Which are?
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That none of them breeds
horses, owns land...
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or knows my mother.
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All right, all of you.
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Hello.
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Everyone.
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I'd like you to say hello
to our guest of honor,
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Her Royal Highness,
the Princess Margaret.
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Hello.
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Are you ready, ma'am?
Here come the introductions.
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Here we have Dudley on the piano.
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And this here is Shilpa.
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Feeling a little left out...
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and you're thinking to yourself,
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"These dabblers and freaks
seem to know one another very well."
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Hmm?
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00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,480
Then you'd be absolutely right.
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00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,200
Now, be honest.
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Can you remember any of the names?
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No, not really.
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Can't remember me either?
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00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,000
What, we've met?
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We have.
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00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,120
Where have we met?
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Perhaps it'll come to you.
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00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,360
Now, where to begin...
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00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,040
Ah. Far corner.
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The irresistible so-and-so
with the mustard-colored polo neck.
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- Irresistible?
- Oh, come on, a nine, surely?
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Seven.
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He's called Jeremy,
he's heir to a chocolate fortune.
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Married to the blonde beauty opposite.
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00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:01,247
- Oh, she's an eight.
- Isn't she?
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00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,080
Yes, they dazzle in public, those two.
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00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,160
They don't disappoint in private either.
More of that another time, I think.
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00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,360
Who's next?
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00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,120
Ah, yes.
Our flushed and fleshy friend in paisley.
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00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,480
His name's Ken Russell,
makes documentaries for the BBC.
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00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,320
Travels everywhere on a bus.
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00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,640
You've probably never been on a bus,
have you?
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00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,560
- No.
- Pity.
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00:31:30,007 --> 00:31:31,447
You really do meet the best people.
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00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,480
Tell me about the woman
with the... extraordinary eyes.
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Baroness Frankenstein.
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She played opposite Boris Karloff
in that movie, you know. Actress.
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00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,840
- Oh.
- No one can quite make out
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00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,200
why she left
a rather brilliant film producer
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00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,000
for a dreary politician.
387
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,600
- Oh.
- His name's John Profumo.
388
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,800
Fucking dull.
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00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,280
It's true, it's true. But...
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00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,720
The older gentleman beside him...
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00:32:04,745 --> 00:32:06,336
Oh, no, no, no. I know who that one is.
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00:32:06,361 --> 00:32:07,889
That's John Betjeman, the poet.
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00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,480
Um...
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00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,600
"Books from Boots' and country lanes,
Free speech, free passes...
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00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,360
Class distinction.
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00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:18,800
Distinction.
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00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,520
- Democracy...
- Democracy...
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00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,280
and proper drains."
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00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,520
Just so.
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00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,880
Is it really true he has two wives?
401
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,560
I hope so.
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00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,920
Better if he has three.
403
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,880
We don't want
anyone conventional around here.
404
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,080
Now, tell me about you.
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00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,280
- Oh, God, you really don't remember.
- No.
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00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,520
Hm. I'm a photographer.
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00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,920
Oh, the wedding photographer?
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00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,440
Ah, that was a favor.
That's not my normal line of work.
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00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,360
What is?
410
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,440
This.
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00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,880
Ah.
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00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,960
- What, these are yours?
- Yes.
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00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,200
Portraits?
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00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,200
Mm, I don't like that word.
It's so stuffy and traditional.
415
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,200
Oh, sorry. What are they, then?
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00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,006
Mm, people, faces.
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00:33:26,031 --> 00:33:28,944
They're the most interesting
subject I've found so far.
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00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,840
If you can think of anything
more interesting, do let me know.
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00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,040
Oh, I like them.
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00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,680
It's as if there's no camera at all.
You've caught them off guard.
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00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,760
- Ah, it's all luck, really.
- You've made the ugliness beautiful.
422
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,360
I despise posturing
and pretentiousness and humbug.
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00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,760
Don't you?
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00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Is that why you took up photography?
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00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,960
Maybe.
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00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,760
Maybe it's just a good way
to get behind closed doors.
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00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,549
Somebody's door in particular?
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00:34:04,574 --> 00:34:05,944
Just doors generally.
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00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,400
A facade is only useful as a marker
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00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,640
for something one has to get behind
or beyond.
431
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,902
The surface is so dreary,
don't you think?
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00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:14,624
What people want to show of themselves,
433
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,080
the idealized version,
is of no interest to me.
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00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,960
What people hide... that interests me.
435
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,560
But you get so close.
436
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,640
Isn't it rather an intrusion?
437
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,000
It's very much an intrusion, yes.
That's exactly what photography is.
438
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,360
I use a small Leica, nothing fancy,
439
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,400
and natural light,
which means that I can prowl around.
440
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,320
All the while
I'm getting closer and closer,
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00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,960
and in the end, it's kind of like...
442
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,080
- Well, it's, uh...
- Intrusion.
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00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,560
Intimacy.
444
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,680
How would you feel
about taking my photograph?
445
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,040
Well, I'd consider it.
446
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,640
On one condition.
447
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,760
- Go on.
- When you come to my slum studio,
448
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,320
you leave the titles
and princess outside.
449
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,400
- I'd be happy to.
- And for the duration of the session,
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00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,800
you do everything I say.
451
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Don't look like that.
452
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,920
You're dying to, admit it.
453
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,080
Dying to what?
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00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,400
Be a supplicant.
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00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,560
I can tell.
456
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,600
It was the first room
I've ever been to where nobody got up,
457
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,920
bowed, curtsied.
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00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,034
Some just carried
on having conversations,
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00:35:59,059 --> 00:36:00,424
as if I wasn't there at all.
460
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,200
Those that did talk to me
did with such indifference
461
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:09,600
or nonchalance, it
verged on impertinence.
462
00:36:10,279 --> 00:36:12,303
There was this one in particular.
463
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,920
- Tony.
- Anthony, surely?
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00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,360
No, he insisted.
465
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,720
Tony. Armstrong-Jones.
He's this photographer.
466
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,400
- Like Cecil?
- Oh, no, nothing like Cecil.
467
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,040
Couldn't be less like Cecil.
468
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,040
Well, maybe a bit like Cecil,
in that he's obviously queer.
469
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,960
Though interestingly,
Elizabeth denies it.
470
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,200
Elizabeth who?
471
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,727
Cavendish.
472
00:36:33,752 --> 00:36:36,144
I called her when I got home
last night and interrogated her.
473
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,013
"What are the five most important things
474
00:36:38,038 --> 00:36:39,704
I need to know about that man?"
475
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,856
Why five?
476
00:36:40,881 --> 00:36:42,904
I don't know. Felt like the right number.
477
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,440
- Why not three?
- He's more interesting than three.
478
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,880
So, what did she say?
479
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,880
One, that he's Welsh.
480
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,480
- Is that interesting?
- No, not particularly.
481
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,480
That he had polio as a child.
482
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,800
That he has a passion
for inventing things.
483
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,960
And he would never dream of being
anything as straightforward
484
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,320
as "simply queer."
485
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,880
What on earth does that mean?
486
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,760
I'm not altogether sure.
487
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,240
But I'm also not incurious to find out.
488
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,000
What was number five?
489
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:14,960
You can go.
490
00:37:14,985 --> 00:37:15,960
- That was five.
491
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:17,769
- No,
Margaret, that was four.
492
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,320
All right. Five is...
493
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,440
I liked him.
494
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,240
Yes, I can tell that.
495
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,920
- There's a contempt in him.
- What for?
496
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,880
For me. For us.
497
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,440
For everything we represent.
498
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,640
I actually think you'd like him.
499
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,000
That's what's so dangerous about him.
500
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,600
Upstairs.
501
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,360
Right.
502
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,600
Wait there.
503
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520
Back in a minute.
504
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,200
Don't smile like that.
505
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,000
It's lovely, but don't.
506
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,960
Too lovely?
507
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,240
- For my taste, yes.
- Oh, I see.
508
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,320
You'd prefer me to be unlovely?
509
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,240
I'd prefer you to be yourself.
510
00:41:28,265 --> 00:41:30,264
Though I realize that's asking the
impossible.
511
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,760
Why?
512
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,720
Because I'm uncooperative?
513
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,280
Because you have no idea who you are.
514
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,840
Look to the window.
515
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,960
- I know perfectly well.
- No, not the faintest idea.
516
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,480
Window.
517
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,840
We don't know who you are, either.
518
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,160
The rest of us, outside the palace gates.
519
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,480
That's because we keep feeding you
the fairy tale.
520
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,640
Like this.
521
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,560
Ah.
522
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,120
Jesus.
523
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,760
I'm sorry, but, uh...
524
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,440
Cecil is a disgrace.
525
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,120
Well, he's been good to the family.
526
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,320
Why would you care about the family?
527
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,800
Have they been good to you?
528
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,200
They're my family.
529
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:49,920
Yes.
530
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,320
But that business with Peter Townsend.
531
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,200
Cruel.
532
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,640
Was he really as dreary as he seemed?
533
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,240
He was decent and old-fashioned.
534
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,280
Easy qualities to mock.
535
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,520
Easy to miss, too.
536
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,920
Do you miss him?
537
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,080
Sometimes.
538
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,320
Got it. Right.
Back to my place for a drink?
539
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:39,880
- Your place? Where's that?
- Well, get dressed and I'll show you.
540
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,200
So, this is... home.
541
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,560
Oh, it's marvelous.
542
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,520
- Whiskey or Cinzano?
- Whiskey, please.
543
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,880
Who's she?
544
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,920
- A friend.
- What kind of friend?
545
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:35,560
A friend.
546
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,920
And this one? Ooh. Couldn't you
have cheered her up a little?
547
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,600
That's Sarah Macmillan,
the Prime Minister's daughter.
548
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,120
Or is she?
549
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,320
Word is not.
550
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,720
- That she's Bob Boothby's love child.
- No.
551
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,680
Mm. Thirty years they say
the affair's been going on,
552
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,720
right under the PM's nose.
Can you imagine?
553
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,720
I don't think I'm ever
going to get married.
554
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:04,080
Quite right.
555
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,560
Ghastly business.
556
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,320
It makes being happy so very difficult.
557
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,760
Oh, what's this?
558
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,400
Oh, it's something I'm working on.
A design.
559
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,600
It's fragile, get off.
560
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,040
Mm, sorry.
561
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,960
Here, come and have a look at this.
This might amuse you.
562
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,033
What, people have signed their names?
563
00:46:43,058 --> 00:46:44,624
Well, their nicknames, yes.
564
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,160
- Who's Tigger?
- Cleo Laine.
565
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,600
- Snitch?
- Dirk Bogarde.
566
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,200
Oh, look. You already have a princess.
567
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,120
Mm.
568
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,560
That's Tony Richardson.
569
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,080
Will you sign?
570
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,320
I keep a diamond for the purpose.
571
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,440
Go on.
572
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,480
I'm not sure I've ever had a nickname.
573
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,600
What shall I put?
574
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,960
Something that'll
throw them off the scent.
575
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:19,880
Beryl.
576
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,120
- Beryl?
- Mm.
577
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,560
All right.
578
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,560
It rhymes with peril.
579
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Put it back.
580
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,200
Right.
581
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,680
- Shall we look at the photograph?
- Yes.
582
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,680
Right.
583
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:11,760
First...
584
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,240
the chemicals.
585
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,573
You know, when we first met...
586
00:49:29,598 --> 00:49:30,423
Mm?
587
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,760
...I was sure you were queer.
588
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,680
Why?
589
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,960
Just the way you talked to women.
590
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,760
Understood women.
591
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,920
Then you put it into the water.
592
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,840
- Here?
- Mm-hmm.
593
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,920
Not to mention your tidy little hips,
your vanity and fastidiousness.
594
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,280
I'm not vain.
595
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,960
You're insufferably vain.
596
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,840
But now I see you're not queer.
597
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,040
Then you put it into the fixer.
598
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,440
This whole routine
is far too practiced and well oiled.
599
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,720
Woman after woman has been here
before me.
600
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,880
Beautiful women.
601
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:52,920
Mm-hmm.
602
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,840
Then...
603
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,480
we hang her up.
604
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,680
What do you think?
605
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,040
It's a Margaret I've never seen before.
606
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,960
- No one's ever seen before.
- No.
607
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,160
Because in this photo,
you're not a princess anymore.
608
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,440
There's someone
I would like you to send it to.
609
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,880
Can I give you an address?
610
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,160
Sure.
611
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,120
- Then I must go.
- Mm.
612
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,680
You, um...
613
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,840
You won't stay a little longer?
614
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,560
No.
615
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,920
This is where the routine ends.
616
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,160
For now.
617
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:09,960
All right.
618
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,800
Did you come with a driver?
619
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,840
Yes, he's waiting outside.
620
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,960
Good. Then he can follow us.
621
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,040
We are most honored to have been guests
622
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,600
- in Your Majesty's beautiful home.
- Ah.
623
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,320
Hold tight.
624
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,473
Thank you so much for coming.
625
00:53:12,498 --> 00:53:13,704
It's been a pleasure.
626
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,720
Thank you very much.
627
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,200
- God, I thought that would never end.
- Yes, it did go on rather.
628
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,440
- On and on and on and on.
- Mm.
629
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,120
Definitely not queer.
630
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,703
Keep it.
631
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,800
Night.
632
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,200
Goodnight.
633
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,440
Good gracious!
634
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,000
Oh là là!
635
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,843
Mm-mm.
636
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,160
- There you are.
- Finally.
637
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,080
- Oh, I say.
- What is it?
638
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,280
It appears she's...
639
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,200
Naked.
640
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,640
Yes.
641
00:58:48,273 --> 00:58:56,374
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00:58:57,305 --> 00:59:03,370
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