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Oh. Thanks for the ride home.
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That's okay. I'm sorry
you had to wait so long for us.
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Billy Foster got
in another fight this afternoon.
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I had to keep him after school again.
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Janet, you're too nice
to your students.
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- Now, you should have sent him to the
vice-principal. - Ooh. Next week that'll be you.
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Oh, you're gonna be
a terrific vice-principal, Ed.
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- I'm not vice-principal yet.
- Oh, well, it's just a formality.
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Do you have time to stay for coffee?
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No, thanks.
We're gonna go look for a new house.
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Great!
You're buying a house.
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If I get thejob.
But I'm not counting on it.
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Well, I'm counting on it.
We're getting a second car.
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- Again, if I get thejob.
- But you're not counting on it.
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No. You know, it's ironic.
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It was just a little
over a month ago that I was...
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thinking about moving to Butte, Montana
to run my brother's car wash.
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Janet, do you realize your husband
is gonna be your boss?
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Oh, no, he's not.
I'm gonna retire from teaching.
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- We'd like to have a baby. - Yeah. But-
But first there's something we want to do.
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[Chuckles]
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No. No. No.
We want to take a trip to Scotland.
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- If you get thejob.
- Right. But I'm not counting-
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You're not counting on it.
Uh, when do they make the announcement?
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Friday, 10:00, Room 42.
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Well, look. Why don't we
have dessert here Friday night?
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Then if by some freak chance you should
get thejob, we'll have something to celebrate.
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- Okay. - Great. I'm not counting on
it, but I'll bring the champagne.
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- [ Laughs]
- Well, we better go.
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Oh, Emily, you were gonna,
uh, lend me that book.
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- W h I c: h boo k? - Efiective A dmxhxb'
tra tion x}? the E/emen tary S chool.
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I think I have it in the den.
Why don't you make yourself comfortable.
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Thanks.
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[Sighs]
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Did they, uh, leave
a forwarding address?
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Who?
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Oh, you didn't know
the Hartleys. They, uh-
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They're my best friends, you know.
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Wonder why they didn't
tell me they were moving.
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Uh, Fmjanet Hoffman.
This is my husband, Ed.
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- Hi.
- Oh. Welcome to our building.
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- No. The Hartleys didn't move. We're
friends of theirs. - [Emily] H1; Howard.
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Oh, hi, Emily.
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Any of you, uh-
Any of you guys know how to spell?
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- [All Chuckle]
- We're all teachers. You just take your pick.
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Okay.
How do you spell “pride“?
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“Pride? P-R-l-D-E.
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P-R-I-D-E.
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“He 'pride' himself
from the cockpit.“
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Howard, that's P-R-l-E-D.
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Well, it's close enough.
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- We have to go look at that house.
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, we'll, uh-
We'll see you Friday to celebrate.
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- Yeah. We're counting on it.
- So are we.
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- Nice to see you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Howard, Why'd you want to know
how to spell “pried“?
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Well, it's a biography about me.
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Oh, you mean an autobiography.
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No. It's not about cars.
It's about me.
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It's, uh, for the company magazine.
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It's, uh-
it's called Sky War/a'.
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- And I'm going to be Sky Guy of the Month.
- Oh, that's terrific.
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- Can I see it?
- Yeah.
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“First Officer Howard Borden...
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'“pride' his 6-foot-6-inch
frame out of the cockpit...
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and shook hands with the president.“
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Well, it was just
the president of the Kiwanis.
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Howard, you're not 6 foot 6.
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Yeah, well, I'm sitting now.
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I think this is a little too much.
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Yeah. You're right. I was only allowed 5O words,
and I've got 52. Uh...
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- what should I take out?
- Your name.
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- MorningJerry.
- Gail, this is a business office.
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How about keeping your feet
off the desk?
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- I'm supposed to keep it elevated.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- What happened to your leg?
- Oh, nothing. lt'sjust broken.
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- Are you in pain?
- A little.
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- Well, bite a bullet.
- Thanks for the sympathy.
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- How'd that happen?
- You promise you won't laugh?
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- Of course not.
- Well, I fell off my shoes.
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- That's really dumb.
- I knew you'd laugh.
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Why do men always laugh
when women fall off their shoes?
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Why do women wear shoes
that they can fall off of?
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Why do men
invent the silly things to begin with?
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I don't know. Maybe we like
a good laugh now and then.
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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- Hi, everybody.
- Hey, Bob. Look at this.
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Gail, what happened?
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L, uh, fell off my shoes.
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Thought you'd get
a kick out of that.
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You want- want us- want us to, uh-
to get a replacement?
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I am the replacement. You guys are gonna
have to live with me till Carol gets back.
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- Well, how many weeks vacation does Carol get?
- Two.
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She's only been working
for us for seven years.
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She's getting away
with murdenjerry.
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[Phone Rings]
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Dr. Hartley's office.
They hung up.
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- May have been a wrong number.
- Oh, that- that must have been it. Yeah.
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Well, I, uh...
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guess I can get my own coffee.
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- How old are you,jerry?
- Thirty-seven.
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Yeah. You can get your own coffee.
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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- Hi, Gail. Bob in?
-Sure.
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- What happened to you?
- You won't believe it.
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You fell off your shoes?
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- Hz; dear:
- Hi, honey. What's- What's up?
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Well, they announced
the new vice-principal today.
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Oh, did you, uh-
Did you give Ed our congratulations?
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- Ed didn't get it.
- See, that's the trouble with the system.
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They never recognize
somebody with talent.
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What, uh- What stumblebum got it?
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I got it, Bob.
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I'm the new vice-principal.
Emily Stumblebum.
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- Really, Emily? That's-
- Yeah.
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That's wonderful.
Congratulations.
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You must have, uh-
must have been surprised.
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I'm shocked.
I didn't even know I was in the running.
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- Well, were you?
- Well, I guess every qualified teacher is...
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but only one of us
was counting on it.
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Yeah. Ed, uh, kind of
had the money spent already, didn't he?
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- Uh-huh.
- Well, that money's ours now.
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- Want to buy a house?
- Oh, Bob.
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Bob, listen. I, uh-
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- I'm really worried.
- Well, why?
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I mean, you can handle it. They- They, uh-
They knew what they were doing.
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Well, it's not that. I mean,
I'm worried about Ed. How's he gonna feel?
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I would hope that he'd feel, uh,
as good for you as you would have for him.
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Oh, Bob, put yourself in Ed's place.
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I mean, he's got years
more experience than I have...
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and I come along, and I steal
a job right out from under his nose.
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E-Emily, you didn't-
you didn't steal it.
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You, uh- You stumbled onto it.
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Well, Ed andjanet are coming over
to celebrate Ed's promotion tonight.
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L-if he isn't happy for you,
he isn't much of a friend.
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I mean, you can't feel guiltyjust because
you stole-just-just because you, uh-
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just because you got it
instead of him.
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Well...
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I suppose that's true,
but I- I'm still dreading tonight.
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Emily, let me, uh-
Let me tell you a story.
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When I was
11 years old, I, uh-
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I wanted to be captain
of the safety patrol.
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And, uh, it was between me
and this other kid, Ronnie.
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And I practiced every day
on the signals, you know.
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Bob...
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uh, I- I'm a vice-principal now,
and I really have a lot of work.
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Anyway, uh...
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- Ronnie got thejob.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Bob, how would you like
having me for your boss?
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I do.
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You know what I mean. I just can't
imagine myself bossing Ed Hoffman around.
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Look. Emily, hang tough.
I mean, you're the vice-principal.
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If he gets out of line, just whack him
on the knuckles with a ruler.
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I'm afraid he's gonna resent me.
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If he resented you,
he wouldn't be coming here tonight.
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Of course, I went to Ronnie's house
the night he became captain.
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Threw a sock full of mud
at his door.
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Look, Emily. We're gonna have
the celebration exactly the way we planned.
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Well, there is one thing
I thinkyou ought to change.
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“Congratulations, Ed.“
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- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- He might resent that.
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Bob, don't mention cake.
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Hi, Bob.
[Nervous Laugh]
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- Hi, Bob.
- There she is.
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Hi, Vice-principal Hartley.
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Congratulations, Emily.
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- Yes. Wonderful news.
-just wonderful.
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Really wonderful.
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- Do you really mean that?
- Oh, yes. Really.
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Can't you see
the happiness in my eyes?
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Is- Is that what that is?
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And I feel just the same way
thatjanet does. It's wonderful.
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Oh, you don't know
how nervous I've been all day.
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- Why? - Well, uh, I was afraid you
really wouldn't think it was...
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you know, wonderful.
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- Well, it is wonderful.
- Really.
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Wonderful. Here.
I won't be needing this now.
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Here, Bob.
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Oh, it's, uh, very
interesting champagne.
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“Ping-
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“Made from real grapes.
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See ballpoint pen offer
on back label.“
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Would you two be interested in a couple
of tickets on a charter flight to Scotland?
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- Aren't you going?
- Well, I- I went to the doctor today...
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and he says that
I'm allergic to heather.
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There's a lot of that going around.
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You ever thought about
a “heatherectomyW
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Well, uh, I thinkyou probably
won't have the time anyhow.
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I mean, with your new house.
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Well, we- we've decided
we're gonna pass on the house.
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- It- it's not right for us. it's just too many rooms.
- Yeah. Who needs a nursery?
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Well, Ping all around.
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just watch out for the seeds.
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Well, I, uh-
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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Here's to Vice-principal Hartley.
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She's deserving, she's qualified,
and she's beautiful.
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[Chuckles]
Which I'm sure had nothing to do with it.
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It didn't.
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Neither did all those
committees you joined.
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Well, forgive me for trying
to do something for the school.
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Janet, I'm sure that Emily
had no ulterior motive...
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for the hundreds
of things she did...
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to ingratiate herself
with the powers that be.
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I don't think I'll have any wine.
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Seems to be made with sour grapes.
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Look. I think, uh-l think
something, uh, needs to be said here...
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and it, uh, may not be my place...
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but since this is my place,
I'm going to say it.
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When I was 11,
I wanted to be captain of the safety patrol.
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Well, let me, uh-
let me put it another way.
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There's only, uh-
There's only one vice-principal.
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Emily is it. And, uh, you're either gonna
have to work with her or not.
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- Janet, where are you going?
- [ Sighs]
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Now, wait a minute.
I think Bob's right.
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I think we have to give this a try.
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L- I'd like to apologize
for the way I behaved.
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And on behalfofall the little people,
we want to wish you luck.
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- Don't weJanet?
- I think it stinks.
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But I- I, uh-
lwish-
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I wish you luck anyway.
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I really appreciate
your honesty, but I, uh-
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I would sure appreciate
your support.
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Oh, you've got it.
Now, we're- we're not gonna be petty.
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Great.
Let's have some cake.
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Uh, forget the cake.
227
00:13:42,074 --> 00:13:45,886
L-I don't like cake.
Besides, we, uh- we don't have any cake.
228
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,517
Let's, uh- Let's go out for cake.
229
00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:06,100
Hello? Uh, may I speak to somebody
in your bun department, please?
230
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,841
Hot dog buns.
Thank you.
231
00:14:09,902 --> 00:14:14,647
Who am I speaking to?
Lou? Hello, Lou.
232
00:14:14,707 --> 00:14:19,452
Uh, this is Emily Hartley at Tracy Grammar School.
I'm the new vice-principal.
233
00:14:19,512 --> 00:14:23,085
Oh. Thank you very much,
but that's not why I'm calling.
234
00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:28,223
Uh, listen, Lou.
Something happened to our bun delivery.
235
00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:30,233
Well, that is too bad.
236
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:32,997
Things are tough all over, Lou.
237
00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:36,063
And they're gonna get tougher
if you don't get off the phone...
238
00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:38,904
and get in your truck
and get your buns over here.
239
00:14:44,036 --> 00:14:46,346
Here's the request for the state funds,
Mrs. Hartley.
240
00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,612
Oh, thankyouJoanie.
241
00:14:48,674 --> 00:14:50,676
Uh, is- is there anything else?
242
00:14:50,743 --> 00:14:53,485
I'm waiting for you to sign it.
It was clue yesterday.
243
00:14:53,546 --> 00:14:56,459
Well, I'd like to
look it over first.
244
00:14:56,515 --> 00:14:58,927
It won't make any difference.
We'll never get the money anyway.
245
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,931
Well, I'd still
like to look it over.
246
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,933
Suit yourself.
247
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:06,402
Uh, here's the preliminary budget.
This was due last week.
248
00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:09,770
Gee, I've only had this job a week,
I'm already nine weeks behind.
249
00:15:09,829 --> 00:15:12,571
That's what
all the vice-principals say.
250
00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:15,169
Look. Why don't you just give me
a few minutes alone...
251
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:17,612
and maybe I can take care of
some of this stuff.
252
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:22,176
Sorry, but there's a young man waiting
outside to see ya, and he's dreading it.
253
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,414
- Who is it?
- Billy Foster.
254
00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:26,616
He should be dreading it.
Send him in.
255
00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:28,317
Right.
256
00:15:32,885 --> 00:15:35,263
It wasn't my fault.
257
00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:39,269
I suppose the other boy
slammed his nose into your fist.
258
00:15:39,325 --> 00:15:42,272
That's right.
Except it was a girl.
259
00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:44,535
Sit down, Billy.
260
00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:47,339
Let's have a talk. No.
261
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,746
I'll tell you what.
I'll talk, and you'll listen.
262
00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:54,216
You know, when I was
teaching third grade...
263
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:57,345
I had a boy in my class
who used to fight all the time.
264
00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:01,187
He was a lot like you.
Same height. Same hair. Same name.
265
00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:03,659
I know him.
Mark Preston.
266
00:16:03,716 --> 00:16:06,219
His name is Billy Foster.
267
00:16:06,285 --> 00:16:09,494
And we came to an agreement.
Now, he agreed to stop fighting...
268
00:16:09,555 --> 00:16:13,230
and I agreed to help him with his studies
and pass him on to the fourth grade.
269
00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,238
Now, whatever happened to that boy?
270
00:16:15,294 --> 00:16:18,173
I think he moved.
271
00:16:19,465 --> 00:16:22,173
He is in the fourth grade,
and he is still fighting...
272
00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:24,771
and I think it's time
we came to a new agreement.
273
00:16:24,837 --> 00:16:28,375
So here it is, Billy.
Knock it off.
274
00:16:28,441 --> 00:16:29,886
Okay.
275
00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:32,980
- Now go back to your class.
- Yes, Miss Hartley.
276
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,124
I liked you better as a teacher.
277
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,035
- Oh.
- Don't worry.
278
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,004
- Those aren't due until last month.
- Oh. ThankyouJoanie.
279
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:52,372
Oh, by the way, if you hear screaming,
don't panic. We think we can capture it.
280
00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:54,274
Capture what?
281
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,836
Miss McKinnon's biology project.
282
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:59,382
- Where is it?
- Slithering down the hall.
283
00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:01,782
Door Closes 1
284
00:17:01,841 --> 00:17:05,254
May I see you for a moment,
Mrs. Hartley?
285
00:17:05,311 --> 00:17:08,383
- Sure, Ed. What's wrong?
- What's wrong...
286
00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:11,519
is that somebody canceled
my class's field trip.
287
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:15,760
- Well, I had to. We were short of funds.
- Tell that to those kids.
288
00:17:15,821 --> 00:17:17,858
Ed, we simply don't have the money.
289
00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:20,802
Oh. In one week you've become
a real bureaucrat.
290
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,101
I thinkyou've forgotten
how the little people live.
291
00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:26,234
Oh, did you forget
the extra art supplies I got you...
292
00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:28,710
and the two hamsters
for your science project?
293
00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:31,840
You tell me how a science project
called “The Cycle of Life“...
294
00:17:31,904 --> 00:17:34,384
is gonna work
with two male hamsters.
295
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,943
Well, I am doing the best I can.
296
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:39,615
I never had these problems
when Rex Pottinger was vice-principal.
297
00:17:39,678 --> 00:17:42,420
Well, why don't you join Pottinger?
298
00:17:42,481 --> 00:17:45,325
Go to Hawaii.
Take a flying sabbatical.
299
00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:48,627
I don't have to
listen to this. I quit.
300
00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:50,963
I'm gonna go run
my brother's car wash.
301
00:17:52,124 --> 00:17:54,070
Do yourself a favor, Emily.
302
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:57,471
Don't ever show up
in Butte, Montana with a dirty car.
303
00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,340
Door Slams]
304
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,981
Hi.
305
00:18:04,036 --> 00:18:06,243
I'm Lou.
306
00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:09,047
We ran out of hot dog buns.
307
00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:12,487
Will you settle for
some day-old raisin bread?
308
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,690
Is that a yes or a no?
309
00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:26,127
Jerry, I'm having a little trouble
sending out the mail.
310
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,934
- Why?
- I can't seem to reach the mail slot.
311
00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:30,940
That's not my problem.
312
00:18:30,996 --> 00:18:33,806
Well, in a way,
except that these are your bills.
313
00:18:39,071 --> 00:18:42,052
Could somebody please
take these bottles to Tupperman's lab?
314
00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:44,883
Oh, let me do it.
I don't have anything else to do.
315
00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:48,153
Oh, good. Then you can defrost
the refrigerator too.
316
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,160
Sure. I'll just skip my lunch.
317
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,493
Anything else you want me to do
before I try to get back to my own work?
318
00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:55,964
You could read me a story.
319
00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:58,797
[Elevator Bell Dings]
320
00:18:58,858 --> 00:19:00,860
- Hi, Bob.
- Hi, Gail.Any messages?
321
00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:02,997
Ah, let me check my cast.
322
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:05,838
Yes. Emily wants you
to call her at school.
323
00:19:05,898 --> 00:19:07,878
- Fine. Would you get her for me?
- I'll try.
324
00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:10,709
Oh, and, uh, here's another one.
Bernard A. Tupperman, urolog-
325
00:19:10,769 --> 00:19:12,715
Oh. No. That's an autograph.
326
00:19:14,273 --> 00:19:16,719
- Want some coffee?
- Yeah. I'll have it in my office.
327
00:19:16,775 --> 00:19:19,915
Goodjerry will be glad
to get it for you.
328
00:19:21,347 --> 00:19:24,021
Black with sugar.
329
00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:32,358
[Intercom Buzzes]
330
00:19:33,392 --> 00:19:35,372
Hi, honey.
331
00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:37,668
You, uh- You sound upset.
332
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,767
Ed's, uh- Ed's not going anywhere.
333
00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:43,803
And even if he does, uh, we'll get
the car washed before we get to Montana.
334
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:48,141
L-I love raisin bread. Why?
335
00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:52,049
Fine. Bring some home.
336
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:54,955
Emily, take it easy.
Look. I- I've thought about quitting too...
337
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:57,620
but, uh, you gotta give it a chance.
338
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,993
What are you screaming about?
339
00:20:02,054 --> 00:20:04,056
What slithered under the door?
340
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,136
Uh, describe it.
341
00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:11,367
Yeah. That's what
they look like all right.
342
00:20:12,798 --> 00:20:14,937
Do you have a forked stick on ya?
343
00:20:16,168 --> 00:20:18,170
How about a flute?
344
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:29,488
Emily, I thinkyou should do
what you feel is right for you.
345
00:20:29,548 --> 00:20:34,054
Oh, the principal sounded
so disappointed when I said I might quit.
346
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:38,625
- Then stay. - Well, if I do stay, I'm
not sure I can take the pressure.
347
00:20:38,691 --> 00:20:41,729
Then quit.
348
00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:45,173
It galls me.
I know I can do a good job for that school.
349
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,232
Then stay.
350
00:20:47,299 --> 00:20:51,907
Bob, I am asking for your advice.
Now, first you say quit, and then you say stay.
351
00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:55,145
Emily, it's a- it's a- a difficult situation.
It isn't cut-and-dried.
352
00:20:55,207 --> 00:20:57,915
I mean, there- there are a lot of
pros and cons here.
353
00:20:57,977 --> 00:21:00,958
Well, I'm looking to you as a husband,
not as a psychologist.
354
00:21:01,013 --> 00:21:03,254
Now, if you were me,
what would you do?
355
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:05,192
I think I'd stay.
356
00:21:08,187 --> 00:21:10,189
Or maybe I'd quit.
357
00:21:10,255 --> 00:21:13,395
- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- Well, that certainly narrows it down.
358
00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:19,607
- It's Ed Hoffman.
- I went to the movies.
359
00:21:19,665 --> 00:21:21,702
_ Uh_
- Emily, I want to talk to you.
360
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,713
She w-went to the movies.
361
00:21:25,404 --> 00:21:27,782
L, uh-l talked to
the principal after school.
362
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,151
He said you might quit,
and if you do, he offered me your job.
363
00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:33,156
Well, congratulations, Ed.
364
00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:35,920
Should I see if
there's any cake left?
365
00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:38,951
Don't bother, Bob.
366
00:21:39,018 --> 00:21:42,522
Emily, I wouldn't take your job
for a million dollars.
367
00:21:42,588 --> 00:21:45,296
Why not?
It's a snap.
368
00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:47,633
All you ever do
is deal with unreasonable teachers...
369
00:21:47,693 --> 00:21:50,173
unreasonable parents,
an unreasonable workload...
370
00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:53,073
and a mad bun man once in a while.
371
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:58,610
I'm going to make some, uh-
some raisin toast.
372
00:22:01,173 --> 00:22:03,119
Emily-
373
00:22:03,175 --> 00:22:06,019
- Emily, you're doing a great job.
- I know.
374
00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:08,786
And the only reason
that you're even thinking about quitting...
375
00:22:08,847 --> 00:22:12,317
is because you can't get cooperation
from people likejanet and me.
376
00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:14,694
I know.
377
00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:17,256
Well, I'm staying, and, uh...
378
00:22:17,322 --> 00:22:19,324
I thinkyou should too.
379
00:22:19,391 --> 00:22:21,428
Don't you, Bob?
380
00:22:21,493 --> 00:22:24,736
Well, there- there are
two sides to every coin.
381
00:22:24,797 --> 00:22:28,711
Well, I-l really thank you, Ed,
and I'm- I'm certainly gonna think about it.
382
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,509
Good. Well, I-l gotta go.
383
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:33,516
I leftjanet waiting in the car.
384
00:22:33,572 --> 00:22:35,574
Why didn't you ask her to come up?
385
00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:38,053
I did.
386
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:43,916
Well, we certainly know
howjanet feels.
387
00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:46,758
What do you think I should do, Bob?
Quit or stay?
388
00:22:46,819 --> 00:22:49,800
[Sighs]
I thinkyou should take my advice.
389
00:22:49,855 --> 00:22:52,734
- Your advice was to quit.
- Or stay.
390
00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:56,765
- That's what I'm gonna do.
- What?
391
00:22:56,829 --> 00:23:00,641
- Stay.
- That's exactly what I'd do.
392
00:23:00,699 --> 00:23:03,202
You can always quit later.
393
00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:12,985
Hi, dear.
394
00:23:13,045 --> 00:23:15,286
Oh, hi, honey.
How was your day?
395
00:23:15,347 --> 00:23:18,658
Unreasonable,
but I loved every minute of it.
396
00:23:18,717 --> 00:23:22,187
I figure I should be caught up
in about 1 O or 12 years.
397
00:23:22,254 --> 00:23:24,894
Well, you can, uh, work weekends.
398
00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:28,427
I was counting weekends.
Hey. You want to hear the good news?
399
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:32,567
Ed Hoffman's two male hamsters
had three male offspring.
400
00:23:35,234 --> 00:23:38,147
- How did he explain that to the kids?
- Badly.
401
00:23:39,171 --> 00:23:41,481
- How was your day?
- I'm exhausted.
402
00:23:45,144 --> 00:23:48,648
I wonder where this month's copy
of Sky World is?
403
00:23:48,714 --> 00:23:52,457
Gee. I don't know, Howard.
Our subscription ran out.
404
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,998
Well, I just happen
to have a copy right here.
405
00:23:55,053 --> 00:23:57,761
Would you be interested in reading
about this month's Sky Guy?
406
00:23:57,823 --> 00:23:59,825
Let me see it.
407
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:03,166
Of course, they, uh,
shortened it a little.
408
00:24:05,497 --> 00:24:08,307
“Second Officer Howard Borden.
409
00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:10,745
“Born September 15.
Hobbies:
410
00:24:10,802 --> 00:24:12,804
sailing hats.“
411
00:24:14,973 --> 00:24:17,010
Is that a misprint, Howard?
412
00:24:17,075 --> 00:24:21,649
No. When we got fogged in,
we used to sit around and sail hats.
413
00:24:21,713 --> 00:24:26,253
- How about a drink?
- Well, we tried, uh, sailing drinks once, but, uh...
414
00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:30,693
the lounge got so slippery
we couldn't dance.
415
00:24:30,756 --> 00:24:33,066
Well, I'll, uh.
see you guys later, okay?
416
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:35,071
See you, Sky Guy.
417
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:54,012
We're okay, Emily.
418
00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:56,457
Believe me.
We're okay.
419
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,988
[ Mews]
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