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- Emily, I'm home.
- I'm in the den, Bob. Be out in a minute.
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Oh, uh, honey, there's something
for you on the couch.
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My kids made it in class.
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- This?
- Yeah.
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- You like it?
- Yeah. It's nice.
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- What, uh- What is it?
- Well...
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it's a head mitt
for your golf club.
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Oh. I'll- I'll try it on.
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It, uh- It was their final class project.
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Tomorrow I hand out the report cards,
and that's the end of the school season.
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- You sound like you're sad.
- Well...
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you know, it has been my best year.
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You know, this could make
my golf game less noisy.
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You know, they're a great bunch
of kids, Bob. Oh, Bob...
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today we broke the school record
for the fire drill.
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How'd you, uh-
How'd you manage that?
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Well, uh, remember we used to go down
the front stairs past shop?
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Well, now we went down
the back stairs and out the south door.
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Anyway, Mr. Pottinger, the vice principal-
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he said we cut 21 seconds
off the previous school record.
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I guess your record is safe until fall,
and then they'll be gunnin' for you again.
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Bob, since you're dusting,
could you catch that table leg?
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Well, the kids are throwing a farewell party
for me tomorrow.
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- Gee, I'm really gonna miss 'em.
- Well, happens every year.
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What's that saying-
“No more pencils, no more books“-
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- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- I'll get it.
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“No more pencils,
no more books“-
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- Oh, Mr. Pottinger.
- “No more teachers' dirty looks.“
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- Uh, Bob, you remember Rex Pottinger.
- Oh. Oh, yeah. The principal.
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Vice principal- although someday,
if I keep my nose clean, who can tell?
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- [Chuckles] Come on in.
- Thanks. Oh, I've got news.
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- Guess what happened in school today afteryou
left? - Someone broke Emily's record.
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Oh, no. That's not likely to happen
during our lifetime.
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But my news is exciting nonetheless.
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Camp Thundercloud is about to become
a reality. I got my permit today.
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Oh, really. Oh, that's wonderful.
Come on in. Sit down.
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Bob, Mr. Pottingefs dream has always been
to open a summer camp of his own.
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That's right. Since I was a kid, every night I had
this dream where I married Brigitte Bardot...
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and then we opened
our own camp together.
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I'm surprised you got
to the camp part.
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Well, anyway, Emily,
I have a proposal to make.
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- I want you to be my “Honcho?
- Honcho?
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Yes. Oh, it's a nickname
for camp administrator.
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Yeah. We'll all have nicknames.
It sounds silly, but the kids love it.
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See, I'm the swimming counselor,
so I'll be called “Flipper?
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Uh, then there's the camp cook.
She's called “Shingle?
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We plan to go through
a lot of chipped beef.
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Uh, I don't get it.
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You'd, uh- You'd get it
if you were in the army.
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So what do you say, Honcho?
We really need you.
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Well, I-
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Gee, I'd really like to spend the summer
with the kids, but...
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I don't think I can- I can take
that much time away from Bob.
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- Yeah. She's kind of“Honcho“ around here too.
- [Chuckles]
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I'm sorry. Yeah, of course,
we want Dr. Hartley too.
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Most of us go in couples.
The nights get pretty chilly.
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Oh, well, I couldn't take off for-
for a whole summer.
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It's just the last two weeks injuly.
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WelLJulyis my-
my busiest time of the year.
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Well, honey, couldn't
you kinda rearrange your schedule?
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Well, um, I'll see what I can do.
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Oh, wonderful.
“Nah-mo-kah kee-nah-tah.“
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That means,
“Welcome aboard my canoe.“
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Oh.
[Chuckles]
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Wait. Wait a minute. I'm, uh-
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I'm not sure I can “Nah-mo-kah“ at all.
Um, what would you need me for?
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Well, we need counselors in sports...
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- and you look like you're probably a
darned good athlete. - Oh, he was.
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He wasjunior varsity in baseball.
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- Um, varsity. Two years.
- Oh. Excuse me.
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You can be Spitball.
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Well, l-l'll think about it, but, uh,
I really don't know if I can arrange things.
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Well, I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
Bob, Honcho-
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“Nah-mo-kah kee-nah-tah.“
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Uh, “Gitche Gumee.“
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I don't know, Dr. Hartley. It was probably
the most creative thought I've ever had.
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Great idea for a game show-
and all the networks turned me down.
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- What, uh- What was it called?
- Tug 0' War; USA.
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We were gonna take the cameras
all over the country...
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and have celebrities
try to pull each other across state lines.
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- And that- And that didn't sell?
- They're all nuts.
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Mr. Plager, um,you know, you're
a wonderfully creative person, but...
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have you ever... thought about
getting out of show business?
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All you need is one hit show.
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But you've always said,
television is such a- such a rat race.
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That's it. That's a great idea.
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- What's a- What's a great idea?
- A game show called The Rat Race.
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We- You, like, build a maze
with a starting gate...
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and get a bunch of rats,
paint 'em different colors...
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and have celebrities bet on 'em.
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It's a natural.
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Well, I'd- I'd watch it.
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Of course, I don't know how indicative
lam ofthe- the viewing public.
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Oh, you're perfectly normal.
I mean, everybody loves rats.
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Um, could you put a lid on this?
I don't want my idea stolen.
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Well,wild, uh-wild rats
couldn't drag it out of me.
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Intercom Buzzes]
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Yeah. Yes, Carol.
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Oh, fine.
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Uh, Mr. Pottinger?
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Sorry. Uh, Flipper?
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L-I haven't had a chance to-
to check my schedule yet.
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No. I wouldn't mind being switched
to, uh- to basketball coach.
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Uh...
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“Bob the Stilt."
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Well, fine. I'll, uh-
I'll get back to you.
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- [UP/fig] - Um, Carol, could you,
uh, check my schedule injuly?
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Emily and I are going to camp.
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- Camp?
- That's right.
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Okay, Bob. Uh, do you want me to order
some name tags for your shorts?
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I guess not.
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Just, uh, check my schedule,
would you?
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Oh, sure, Bob.
Oh. All ofjuly looks really tough.
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You know, in addition
to all your regular patients...
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you're supposed to go away for that weekend
with your “fear of humidity” group.
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- Hi, Bob and Carol.
- HLJer.
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HLJerry,
Nice, uh- Nice golf duds.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I was just down at Golf Land,
you know, hittin' a few buckets of balls.
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- Bob's going to camp.
- Oh, really?
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Then you've overcome
your fear of salamanders.
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Jerry, not- not as a camper. Emily and I
are gonna sorta help run the camp...
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if I decide to go, which-
which I haven't.
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Aw, you don't wanna go to camp, Bobby?
Miss all that great stuff-
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poison ivy, bed-wetting,
chigger bites.
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I remember when I went to Girl Scout camp.
Oh, wait till you hear this.
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We swam across Lake Veronica
in our undies...
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to surprise the guys at the Boy Scout camp.
[ Laughs]
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Well, the really funny part of this...
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is that they weren't surprised at all.
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They were expecting us.
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Well, when are you goin', Bob?
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- The last two weeks injuly.
- Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. Wait a minute.
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July 20th- that's when we're goin'
to Willy Wylerman's golf clinic.
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- No. That's August 20th.
- No. Thafsjuly 20th, Bob.
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Remember, we didn't wanna wait
another month, uh, correcting your slice?
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And you already paid
a hundred-dollar deposit.
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I got too many things
I gotta take care of.
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No. I-l can't go.
I'll have to call, um, Honcho and Flipper.
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Why don't you call Donder and Blitzen
while you're at it?
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Door Closes 1
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- So, uh, what happened?
- What do you mean?
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When you swam across the lake?
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Oh, we swam back.
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♪♪ [ Whistling]
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It's really a perfect place
for your son, Howard.
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I mean, it's gonna be a complete camping
program-you know, swimming, tennis, boating.
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Well, I'd love to go, but, uh, my ex-wife wants
Howie to go to Camp Heidi again this year.
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- The one in Switzerland?
- Yeah.
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- Wasn't that awfully expensive?
- $5,000.
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- Course, that includes yodeling.
- Uh-huh.
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- My ex-wife wants Howie to yodel.
- Why?
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Well, because it's good to know
another language.
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But I- I'd like him to learn something,you know,
he can use when he grows up, like archery.
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- That's my specialty.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- Howard...
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uh, how would you like to be
our archery and Indian lore counselor?
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Indian lore?
I love Indian lore-
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except that, uh, story
about Pocahontas andjohn Smith.
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“John Smith.“ Who does he think he's kidding?
We've all used that name before.
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Howard, how would you like to be Iron Bow
and go to camp with Howie?
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Hi, honey. Hi, Howard.
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- Uh, call me “Iron Bow,“ white eyes.
- [Chuckles]
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Bob, Howard may be our Indian lore counselor.
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Oh, uh, Emily, I tried to reach you this afternoon,
and- and you weren't home.
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Oh, I was with Mr. Pottinger. We were working
on the brochure. Bob, it is really shaping up.
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Well, this may change the shape a little bit.
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- L, uh-l can't go.
- Why?
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My schedule is- is loaded injuly.
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Oh, honey,
I'm really disappointed.
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Well, my patients need meJuly is a very
humid month, and I have that golf clinic.
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- I thought that was in August.
- No, it was changed, and I, uh-l forgot.
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Look. I don't, um, want to inhibit
your argument. I, uh-
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Howard, this-
this isn't an argument.
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Look, there's a very simple solution.
I was thinking about it on the way home.
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I mean, it's only for a couple of weeks,
and, uh, it's something you want to do...
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and I'd be away
one of the weeks anyway, so, uh...
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why don't you just go by yourself?
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Wait a minute, Bob,
Wait a minute.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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Let me tell you what happened when
my ex-wife and I went on separate vacations.
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We never got back together.
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Sounds like, uh-
like the same thing.
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I'll just, uh, leave you with that thought.
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- Is that what we're doing, Bob?
- [ Door Closes]
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No, Emily. This is, uh-This is something
you want to do and something I can't...
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and it'll only be a couple of weeks.
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Aw, thank you, Bob.
It's really important to me.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
It's not the same thing.
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When my wife and I went on separate vacations,
she went with another guy.
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So there's nothin' to worry about.
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[Squeaking]
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Bob, what's that whistling noise?
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Oh. It's, uh- It's this.
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It's for strengthening your golf grip.
It's recommended by, uh, Willy Wylerman.
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- [ Squeaking]
- Well, why a whistling dog?
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Because the singing ones
were too expensive.
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Wanna hear me play “Heartaches“?
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Bob, I'd really like you to listen to
my Camp Thundercloud sales pitch.
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- Oh. Pitch.
- Yeah. And I'd like you to look at the slides.
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- Go ahead. Slide.
- Okay?just hold this up to the light...
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and I'll describe it to you.
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- You're gonna have a projector though.
- Yeah, and a clicker.
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- Ah.
- Ah. Uh, thank you all for coming.
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- It's a pleasure to be here.
- Oh.
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Our first slide is that of the entrance
to Camp Thundercloud.
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It says, “Welcome?
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No. It says,
“Stuckeys Pecan Pralines, 12 Miles.“
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Right. When you get to that sign,
you've gone too far.
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- This is the baseball field.
- This is a swamp.
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Well, it's gonna be the baseball field.
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Well, a lot of games are gonna be called
because of crocodiles.
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Well, it's gonna take a lot of work,
and we know it...
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but it's worth it,
and we're willing to do it.
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Emily, no kidding,
I-if I could do it, I'd be right there...
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slogging through that swamp
right beside you.
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Ah, I know you would.
Let's see now-
217
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uh, riding range, campfire circle-
218
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:29,495
Who's, uh-
Who's this in the canoe?
219
00:13:29,562 --> 00:13:34,477
Oh. That's Mr. Pottinger
in his loincloth and his Indian headdress.
220
00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:37,481
Pretty authentic...
221
00:13:37,537 --> 00:13:40,848
except for the black socks.
222
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- Well, sounds like fun.
- Oh, honey, I really wish you were going with us.
223
00:13:44,143 --> 00:13:47,249
Well, maybe next year.
224
00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:50,157
This year is just impossible.
I just, uh-
225
00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:53,060
I have too many important things
to take care of.
226
00:13:55,955 --> 00:13:59,994
[Squeak Toy Squeaking]
227
00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:02,335
[Emily]
Yeah. That's- That's really important.
228
00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:06,969
Bob]
Sure you don't want to hear “Headaches”?
229
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,343
Good night, Bob.
230
00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:11,404
How 'bout “Nola”?
231
00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:16,379
-[Squeaking]
- Hi, Dr. Hartley.
232
00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:22,321
- Are you... busy?
- Hi. Hi, Mr. Plager.
233
00:14:22,381 --> 00:14:26,830
- Uh, how's the, uh- how's The Rat Race?
- Ah. Boy, it's awful out there.
234
00:14:26,886 --> 00:14:30,766
I mean, everybody's clawing and scratching
and fighting. it's murder.
235
00:14:30,823 --> 00:14:33,531
No, I meant The Rat Race-
the, uh- the game show idea.
236
00:14:33,593 --> 00:14:36,130
Oh, that. Forget it.
237
00:14:36,195 --> 00:14:39,404
The network won't let me paint the rats.
238
00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:42,844
I mean, they wanna put numbers on them.
I said, “No way.“
239
00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,848
Numbers- can you believe it?
240
00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:48,741
I'd, uh-
241
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,718
I'd rather see colors.
242
00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:58,057
I should have known. They're the same idiots
that canceled Supermarket Sweepstakes.
243
00:14:59,118 --> 00:15:01,394
Now that was a crime.
244
00:15:01,454 --> 00:15:05,766
- Anyway, I've decided I'm gonna get
out of both rat races. - Oh, really?
245
00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:09,466
Yeah. You've shown me it's useless
to beat your head against a wall.
246
00:15:09,528 --> 00:15:13,408
I'm gonna spend the whole summer
in Yosemitejust looking at trees...
247
00:15:13,466 --> 00:15:15,946
and relaxing
and letting it all unravel.
248
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,711
Well, I-l really admire your courage.
I mean, it isn't easy to give it all up...
249
00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:22,582
and, uh, live among the trees.
250
00:15:22,642 --> 00:15:25,316
Wait a minute. I've got it.
[Snaps Fingers]
251
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Name that Tree.
252
00:15:28,414 --> 00:15:31,623
I mean, there are 35,000
varieties of trees.
253
00:15:31,684 --> 00:15:35,291
We- We could fly contestants
into Yosemite and blindfold 'em.
254
00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:39,131
They could rub their hands on the bark
to identify the tree. They get three chances-
255
00:15:39,191 --> 00:15:41,137
Oh, uh, sorry, Bob.
256
00:15:41,193 --> 00:15:45,300
- What's this- face therapy?
- It's a game show ideaJerry.
257
00:15:45,364 --> 00:15:48,470
It's not gonna be easy to find a sponsor.
[Chuckles]
258
00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:52,247
Forget it.
I mean, it's a stupid idea.
259
00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:55,251
But don't steal it.
260
00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:59,516
Well, Bob, I got bad news.
Here's your check and entry form.
261
00:15:59,578 --> 00:16:03,355
- The Willy Wylerman golf clinic is off.
- Why?
262
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:08,627
- Uh, Willy. He was called by the biggest
pro of them all. - That? a shame.
263
00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:12,500
You know, maybe if I... could rearrange
some of my appointments...
264
00:16:12,558 --> 00:16:15,129
I could still go to camp with Emily.
265
00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:20,001
- Uh, Carol, would you come in here a minute?
- You might as well do that.
266
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,775
If you stick around here by yourself this summer,
you'll just get into trouble.
267
00:16:23,836 --> 00:16:26,715
- What do you mean by that?
- Oh, you know, Chicago in the summertime-
268
00:16:26,772 --> 00:16:32,313
you'll be hanging around your apartment pool,
you know, seein' what's shakin'.
269
00:16:32,378 --> 00:16:36,520
Jerry, I'm not interested in- in what's shaking.
I mean, I'm- I'm not looking for trouble.
270
00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:39,961
Hey, you don't have to look for it, Bob.
I mean, you're a cute guy. It'll find you.
271
00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:42,090
[ Knocks]
Yes, Bob.
272
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:44,498
Oh, Carol, I don't care
how much trouble it is.
273
00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:48,061
Uh, cancel all of my appointments
for the second halfofjuly.
274
00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:51,973
- I'm gonna go to camp with Emily. I'm
going home right now. - [Toy Squeaks]
275
00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:54,978
They're having a camp meeting
in my apartment.
276
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:59,540
And, uh, if I hurry, I can still be
“Bob the Stilt.“
277
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:08,253
Uh, well, what about Bob's
“fear of humidity“ workshop?
278
00:17:08,314 --> 00:17:11,727
I don't know. I guess they'll just have
to sweat it out. [ Laughs]
279
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,496
Here we are-
coffee for anyone who wants it.
280
00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:23,802
Great.
Uh, why don't we all take a seat.
281
00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:28,543
- Ah. Oh, wait a minute. Where's Iron Bow?
- Coming'
282
00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:37,852
I'm sorry.
I was, uh, in the little brave's room.
283
00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:42,285
Well, listen.
Uh, before we begin...
284
00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:44,726
I would like to thank Honcho
for the use of her tepee.
285
00:17:44,784 --> 00:17:46,627
Oh. You're very welcome.
286
00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:50,292
Now the purpose of this meeting is to iron out
a few of the snags we've run into...
287
00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,597
on the rocky road
to making this camp a success.
288
00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:55,798
You're tellin' me it's rocky.
Left field is nothin' but boulders.
289
00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,807
We'll get to that in a minute, Spitball.
290
00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:01,470
But first, let's start with my wife,
our camp nurse, Band-Aid.
291
00:18:01,534 --> 00:18:03,741
Thank you.
292
00:18:03,803 --> 00:18:06,443
Although I have been a housewife
for the past few years...
293
00:18:06,505 --> 00:18:09,418
when I met Flipper,
I was a registered nurse.
294
00:18:09,475 --> 00:18:13,423
- Yeah. Nurses are great.
- So, as you can see, sickness is my game-
295
00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:18,292
from the tiniest sore throat
to all-out plague.
296
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:21,297
Now we only have one problem- supplies.
297
00:18:21,353 --> 00:18:26,166
- Does anyone have a first-aid kit we could use?
-just see Honcho.
298
00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:28,762
- She'll give you the money.
- Uh, uh, Flipper, I'm afraid that isn't-
299
00:18:28,828 --> 00:18:31,240
Uh, hold that thought, Honcho.
We'll get back to you in a minute.
300
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:34,835
But first, let's hear from
our Indian lore expert, Iron Bow.
301
00:18:40,906 --> 00:18:46,788
Now the way I see it, my job is
to take these kids and make 'em so tough...
302
00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:50,623
that being lost in the wilderness
will be like a cakewalk.
303
00:18:50,683 --> 00:18:55,154
Now I'm gonna take a bunch of weak,
untrained, sniveling city brats...
304
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,361
and turn 'em into a bunch
oflndian braves and bravettes!
305
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:06,174
Now, in order to reach this level
of physical and mental toughness...
306
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:10,044
I'm gonna drive 'em and drive 'em
and drive 'em till they break!
307
00:19:13,606 --> 00:19:15,813
Um-
[Chuckles]
308
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,719
Of course, in a nice way,
you know.
309
00:19:18,777 --> 00:19:22,520
- Who's the clown?
- This is our neighbor, Howard Borden.
310
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:26,893
- I don't think I like his methods.
- Worked in boot camp.
311
00:19:26,952 --> 00:19:31,332
Oh, one more thing.
I don't wanna be called “Shingle?
312
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:34,234
Uh, oh, my job is to supervise meals.
313
00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:38,002
- Oh, why don't we call you “Mealy“?
- Why don't you call me Rita?
314
00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:40,475
- “Rita.“ That's dumb.
- That's my name!
315
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:45,277
- “Rita” says cooking to me.
- I'd like to say one thing, if I-
316
00:19:45,337 --> 00:19:47,715
Uh, Spitball raised his hand first.
317
00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:51,949
Well, I'd just like to say that
I could use a little help...
318
00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:55,083
in turning that quagmire
into a ball field.
319
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,684
Right now the pitcher's mound
is quicksand...
320
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:01,926
and the game has swallowed up
enough young ball players as it is.
321
00:20:01,987 --> 00:20:04,661
Well, why don't you move
the pitcher's mound to second base?
322
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:09,331
Second base is a drainage ditch.
The whole field stinks. It's like an obstacle course.
323
00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:12,274
- Sounds like a good place for war games.
- Uh...
324
00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:14,277
Flipper, if I could...
325
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,837
I'd like to turn to a more immediate problem,
such as the matter of finances.
326
00:20:17,903 --> 00:20:21,248
Certainly, Honcho. Now that it's your turn,
what about finances?
327
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,810
Well, we don't have any-
[Chuckles]
328
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:28,586
Unless we can sign up another two dozen campers
or charge the 5O we do have another $100 each.
329
00:20:28,647 --> 00:20:31,355
- Well, we can't do that.
- We'll just have to cut a few corners.
330
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,591
Well, we could cut out meals.
[Chuckles]
331
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:40,296
We don't need food. My braves can survive
on berries and wild hickory nuts.
332
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:43,203
Howard, we may all have
to survive on berries.
333
00:20:43,262 --> 00:20:45,674
We have a little problem
with the dining hall.
334
00:20:45,731 --> 00:20:49,338
Uh, Flipper, did you know that Reverend Biff
and his Better Times A-Comin' Revival...
335
00:20:49,401 --> 00:20:51,745
had rented the dining hall
for the month ofjuly?
336
00:20:51,804 --> 00:20:56,753
That's just on the weekends. I thought we
could grab a bite between hallelujahs.
337
00:20:56,809 --> 00:20:59,380
What about the movies
we were supposed to show on Saturday night?
338
00:20:59,445 --> 00:21:04,087
- My uncle took back the projector.
- This-This is just ludicrous.
339
00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:07,392
Now wait a minute.
All of these problems can be worked out.
340
00:21:07,453 --> 00:21:10,434
Well, the baseball field
isn't gonna turn itself into a park.
341
00:21:10,489 --> 00:21:14,665
I went up last weekend
to backfill the soggy spots in the infield.
342
00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:16,673
The bulldozer was gone.
343
00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:21,678
Now that I can't understand.
The last time I saw it, it was on the pitcher's mou-
344
00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:26,282
- Oh, no.
- That's it.
345
00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:31,913
That's it. Strike three. No field. No coach.
We'll get 'em next year, Flip.
346
00:21:31,977 --> 00:21:35,754
Don't worry. Don't worry.
My braves will dig out that dozer.
347
00:21:35,814 --> 00:21:39,023
- I'm not going to camp with a lunatic.
- Me either!
348
00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:44,296
Look. We- We've still got a couple of weeks
to work these problems out.
349
00:21:44,356 --> 00:21:46,666
Well,you give me a call
when you do.
350
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:51,171
Well, look.
Look, we'vejust cut our corners.
351
00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:54,507
We won't get baseball equipment.
We'll buy food with the money we've saved.
352
00:21:54,566 --> 00:21:57,274
- [ Sighs] Mr. Pottinger-
- Flipper.
353
00:21:57,336 --> 00:22:00,112
Mr. Pottinger, look. You-
354
00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:04,348
You can't run a camp by coming up with
some half-baked names for counselors...
355
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,118
and a- and a budget
that doesn't meet your financial needs.
356
00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:10,683
I mean, all we've got so far
is a bus and a brochure.
357
00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:15,061
Oh. About the bus- Remember I told you
my uncle took back his projector?
358
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,795
- Yeah.
- Well, he took it back in his bus.
359
00:22:18,857 --> 00:22:21,497
Oh. Well, that's it then.
I mean, wejust- we just can't do it.
360
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,473
- Well, I guess you're right.
- Well, uh...
361
00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:26,771
I'll see to returning the deposits
to the campers...
362
00:22:26,832 --> 00:22:29,745
and, well, I guess we can start
planning for nextyear.
363
00:22:30,803 --> 00:22:33,750
Now I know why
they call ya “Honcho?
364
00:22:33,806 --> 00:22:36,309
Well, I guess the old tribe
is breaking up.
365
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:41,882
Yeah. I guess so, You know, this is all
your uncle's fault. I'm glad we lost his bulldozer.
366
00:22:46,585 --> 00:22:49,327
Rita was right.
Guy's a lunatic.
367
00:22:51,390 --> 00:22:53,768
- Hi, Bob.
- Hi, honey.
368
00:22:57,062 --> 00:23:01,738
- Why is everybody so, uh- so glum?
- Oh, we had a bad meeting.
369
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,371
Well. I have some, uh-
have some good news.
370
00:23:06,338 --> 00:23:08,340
I can go.
371
00:23:23,122 --> 00:23:25,693
- Oh, Hi, Carol.
- Bob, what are you doing here?
372
00:23:25,757 --> 00:23:29,762
- I just thought I'd come down and see
what's shaking. - Well, not much.
373
00:23:29,828 --> 00:23:32,672
- How's the vacation going?
- Oh, fine.
374
00:23:32,731 --> 00:23:35,439
- Emily's doin' her thing, and I'm doin' my thing.
- Oh, what's her thing?
375
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,481
Well, she's running
a new arts and crafts program.
376
00:23:37,536 --> 00:23:39,607
They're having a meeting at the apartment.
377
00:23:39,671 --> 00:23:43,084
- Mm-hmm. So “your thing” is to stay
out of her way, right? - Right.
378
00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:45,213
- Bob, are you bored?
- Are you kidzfing?
379
00:23:45,277 --> 00:23:48,053
Th-These are gonna be
the two greatest weeks of my life.
380
00:23:48,113 --> 00:23:51,651
This is a perfect opportunity to take care of
a lot ofstuffl've been meaning to get to.
381
00:23:51,717 --> 00:23:54,391
- Yeah.
- No calls. No interruptions.
382
00:23:54,453 --> 00:23:57,229
No one has to know I'm here.
383
00:23:57,289 --> 00:24:00,498
♪♪ [ Whistling]
384
00:24:04,863 --> 00:24:07,036
♪♪ [ Continues]
385
00:24:59,418 --> 00:25:01,364
[ Mews]
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