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Bob sure looks different
when you blow him up.
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How did you get him
to look soyoung?
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By taking the picture five years ago.
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It was his favorite photo.
I had it enlarged.
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I never realized
Bob had such terrific pores.
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Yeah, that's one of
the main reasons I married him.
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Well, I still think
he's gonna be surprised.
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Howard, he's not gonna be surprised
if you don't hide the picture.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Howard, why don't you
hide it in the closet in the den?
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That was going to be my next move.
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Oh, I love surprises!
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, dear.
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- Hi, Bob.
- Hi, Howard.
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Ho! Whoa! Let me
hang your coat in the closet.
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Howard, I don't hang my coat in the closet.
I hang it on the coat rack.
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Oh, that's a smart move.
That saves a lot of steps.
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Uh, when do you use the closet?
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Uh, mostly Saturdays,
when I go to visit my old army uniform.
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Well, if you need to
visit the closet before then...
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visit mine.
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I guess I shouldn't ask
what's being hidden in the closet.
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah.
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What are you staring at?
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Your beauty mark.
Bob, where's your beauty mark?
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It wasn't a beauty mark.
It was a wart.
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Phil Newman took it off, and he said
you'd never notice it when he did.
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Well, I noticed it.
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Bob, that was a beautiful wart.
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L-ltwas ugly.
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Phil said, as a reputable plastic surgeon
he couldn't tolerate it.
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Ten minutes later it was gone,
and so was $85.
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He charged you, Bob?
You never charged him.
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- I never treated him.
- Sure, you did.
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Don't you remember that anniversary party
when Phil came to you and said...
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“Bob, I've got a problem.
Jeanette doesn't understand me.“
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I don't think Phil's voice
is quite that low.
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Well, I thinkyou saved Phil's marriage.
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Maybe that's why
he charged me the $85.
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Well, it isn't fair.
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It doesn't have to be fair.
It's a doctor's bill.
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Well, anyway, let's, uh-
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let's just forget about it, okay?
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Okay.
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- All right, I'll get my turtleneck sweater.
- You can't do that.
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It's in the closet,
and you're not allowed in the closet.
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Isn't that a great name for a restaurant-
the Marquis de Suede?
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Yeah, it was really quiet...
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eating off those leather dishes.
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Floss?
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- No, I just ateJerry.
- You really gotta floss once a day, Bob.
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- All I had for lunch was soup.
- Plenty of bacteria in soup, Bob.
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Especially at that restaurant.
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I'm serious.
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It's just hard to take you seriousJerry,
with that string hanging out of your mouth.
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You look like you swallowed a kite.
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Okay, Bob.
Don't floss.
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You'rejust lucky you got a good friend
who looks after your teeth.
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- And for free, I might add.
- And I appreciate it,jerry.
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That's all right, Bob.
What are friends for?
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Well, I wish Phil Newman
would be a little more friendly.
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He took offa wart
and charged me $85.
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Phil's a pirate. You're lucky
he didn't charge you more.
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You know, I thought maybe,
as a matter of professional courtesy...
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he might not charge me.
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I mean, after all,
I did save his marriage.
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I see what you're getting at.
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You're saying that all the doctors around
here should treat each other for nothing.
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- That's not what I'm getting at.
- Sure you are, Bob. And that's a good idea.
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In fact, it's a terrific idea.
We could form a co-op.
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- Jerry, that's not-
- We could all get sick whenever we felt like it.
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We'd have our own medical grange!
That's brilliant. I'm gonna get started on it.
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Jerry, that's not
what I'm getting at at all!
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Jerry, I've afraid this experiment
is gonna backfire!
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Bob, that's not the kind of thing
you yell in a doctor's office.
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Oh! Don't go in there.
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- Why not? My name is on the door.
- I know.
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- But Emily's in there. She's got a surprise for you.
- She's not a blonde again.
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No- Oh, all right.
All right, I'll take you in.
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Now, give me your hand.
Close your eyes.
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I just love office highjinks.
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Gee, Carol, you kissjust like Emily.
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Bob?
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Okay, opefl UP-
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Well, there you are.
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There I am, all right.
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See?
I told you he'd love it.
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- Doyou?
- I-l like the ribbon.
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Well, I like the picture.
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You look so cute with your little hook
stuck in your little hat.
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Just darling.
[Laughs]
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Well, I'll just go back out to my
reception area and do a little recepting.
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- [ Door Closes]
- You hate it, don't you?
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No, l-l'mjust used to
all those diplomas up there.
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Oh, but, honey, this is so much better
than those stuffy old diplomas.
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It creates a whole new image for you.
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It says,
“Here I am- I'm friendly.“
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Well, to me it says...
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“Here I am- I'm fishing.”
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Oh, Bob, you said yourseifthat a psychologist's
office should reflect his personality.
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I don't remember saying that.
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- Yeah, in that article you wrote.
- Oh.
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Bob, you weren't wrong.
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And this reflects your personality
better than those stuffy old diplomas.
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All right.
I'll, uh- I'll give it a chance.
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Oh, good.
I gotta get back to school.
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Uh, Emily,just, uh-
just out of curiosity...
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where are the, uh,
stuffy old diplomas?
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- Oh, I stuffed them in the bottom drawer.
- Oh, good.
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I just- I just wanted to know.
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The bottom drawer?
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Yeah, face up, so if you
should want to look at them...
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all you have to do is just-
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Yeah. That's right.
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- Good.
- Well, bye.
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Bye!
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You're really serious, huh?
You don't like Bob wartless?
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That's right, Phil.
And especially not for $85.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'll build him a new wart for I 50.
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-[Chuckles]
- No, I can do that.
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We're all set.
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- Yeah. We think it's terrific.
- Wh-Wh-What's terrific?
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Your idea. Your creation.
Your concept.
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Your master plan.
lt'sjust wonderful.
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Why don't you kiss him, Bernie?
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Somebody should.
It's a great idea.
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Everybody cures everybody for free.
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I'm not sure it's my idea,
and I don't even know if it'll work.
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Sure, it's your idea,
and you can't turn your back on it now.
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Maybe I should just settle with Phil
and forget the whole thing.
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Why don't you just settle with me,
and let's go through with it?
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You can't forget the whole thing.
We've made up our minds. Right?
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- Right.
- Absolutely right.
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- Well, I'm not sure yet.
- Well,why not, Stan?
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We need a gynecologist.
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- Especially for our wives.
- Well-
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Hey, wait a minute.
Who said anything about wives?
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I think it's okay
to include our families.
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Yeah, but we gotta
draw the line somewhere, Bernie.
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Let's draw it at urology.
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Don't knock urology, Phil. It's a pretty
important business from where I sit.
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All right.
Okay, okay, he's in.
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Uh, what about this person?
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- Uh, she's, uh, out.
- Out of what?
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It's our co-op. We're gonna provide
free medical services for each other.
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- Yeah. That's what you're out of.
- Oh.
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Terrific, Phil. I hope I don't make
any mistakes on your bills.
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Uh- Uh, she's in.
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Thank you, Dr. Newman.
You're such a wonderful human being.
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You don't have to thank him. You're an
equal here. You'rejust as important as we are.
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That's absolutely right. Now, will you
run down and get me a cheeseburger, hon?
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Oh, God.
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I'm telling you, this co-op is
the greatest thing that ever happened.
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- I'm still not sure.
- Neither am I.
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Itcan't miss!
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We got Klein for backs,
Totten for feet, Tetzi for throats...
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- and Whelan here for-
- Watch it!
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Look, the point is, we can handle it all,
from cradle to grave.
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- All we'd need is a mortician.
- We don't need one.
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If we all do our jobs right,
we'll never die.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I wanna make sure this thing is fair
before we get it locked in.
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Now, sayjerry gives my teeth
a lousy $1 O cleaning...
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and then he comes to me
to fix his nose.
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That's a $900job,
ifit can be done at all.
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To balance it out, Phil,
I'll remove all your teeth.
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Look, take it easy. lfthis thing is gonna
work, we're gonna have to get along.
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Bob's right. We're gonna be
spending a lot more time together.
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We'll make it, maybe,
like a fraternity.
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Move it outside the office and be able
to spend more time together socially.
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That's great, Bernie. Maybe you
could order us some team jackets.
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Hey, that's not a bad idea, Phil!
What color?
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- Jerry?
- Can't talk to you now, Bernie.
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We'll talk later at the pep rally.
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- What about you, Stan?
- It doesn't matter.
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What color do you
think we should get?
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Why don't we wait to see if this thing
works out before we order thejackets.
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Oh, it's gonna work, Bob.
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It's gonna work because we're
all mature, well-adjusted people.
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Well, we'll get it going real soon.
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Let's get going on it now, Bob.
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I'm a basket case.
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And though I cannot attend...
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uh, your seminar entitled...
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“Why Rats Turn Left“...
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I'm sure it will be a big, uh-
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uh, success.
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- Carol, would you mind?
- Not at all.
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I still think that picture's darling.
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Fine.
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- Uh, sincerely yours-
{Knocking}
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Uh, oh. Am I, uh-
Am I interrupting something?
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- [ Door Closes ]
- No, I'm in the middle of a letter.
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Oh, okay.
I'll wait then.
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- Where was I, Carol?
- Sincerely yours.
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- You call that the middle?
- He might have a P.S.
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Oh.
Do you?
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Uh, P.S.-
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I love you.
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We'll finish the P.S. after lunch.
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[Clears Throat]
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Listen, uh, Bob, now, you know that
I'm not the kind of guy whojust, uh...
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comes rushing into another guy's office,
uh, without a good reason.
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What's the good reason, Phil?
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[Chuckles]
Oh, yeah. This, uh-
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This co-op thing's been going on
for about a week, right?
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Now, I don't wanna bum-rap anybody,
but someone is taking advantage.
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- Who?
- Well, I, uh, don't want to name names.
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- Then don't.
- Tupperman.
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You know, he already came into
my office for some plastic surgery.
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Came in there and asked me
if I could make him taller.
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Now, isn't that ridiculous?
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Well, I guess it is kinda silly.
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It is silly, isn't it?
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[Laughing]What? Yeah.
Of course it's silly.
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It's an interesting notion though.
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Maybe I could add on
to his neck or something. Maybe-
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No, the point is, Bob, the man is
wasting my time. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I can
relate to that.
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Well, uh, what are you
gonna do about it?
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- Me?
- Well, it's your co-op.
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- [Knock]
- Excuse me, Bob, but there's a woman to see you.
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N-Not-
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Pardon me for barging in.
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I'm Mrs. Loomis.
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Uh, Loomis?
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Peter Loomis's grandmother.
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Yeah, she's Tippy Tupperman's
great-aunt.
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Oh. Well, hello again,
Dr. Newman.
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Hi. Hi.
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Oh, we're all so proud
of Bernie.
233
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He's the only urologist we have
in the family, you know.
234
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Some families don't even have one.
235
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:20,113
What can I do for you, Mr. Loomis?
236
00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:23,649
Well, Bernie said for me
to drop past for a checkup.
237
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Do you want me
to take my clothes off?
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No. No, uh-
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I-I don't do checkups.
I'm a psychologist.
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Oh. You want me
to take my hat off?
241
00:14:42,301 --> 00:14:46,408
No. I'm sorry, but you'll have to make
an appointment with my secretary.
242
00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:48,418
Oh. I understand.
243
00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:51,785
Oh! You know, I got
a calendarjust like that!
244
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We must have
the same insurance company.
245
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- My appointment's for 3:00, Dr. Newman?
- That's right, yes.
246
00:15:03,389 --> 00:15:07,337
Oh, Dr. Newman's
such a wonderful man.
247
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He's gonna make me look like this.
248
00:15:12,665 --> 00:15:15,145
- That's very attractive.
- I think it is.
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All right. See?
That is exactly what I mean.
250
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Tupperman is-
He's out of control.
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- He is taking advantage of everybody on the floor.
- [Knock]
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Excuse me, Bob. I hate to interrupt,
but I do have some messages.
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- Oh, great.
- “Dr. Newman, your chest X-ray's ready.“
254
00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:38,290
“Dr. Newman, you have two cavities.“
255
00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:42,066
“Dr. Newman, your eye exam
is at 2:00 this afternoon."
256
00:15:42,128 --> 00:15:47,043
“Dr. HartleyJeanette Newman
would like an appointment.“
257
00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:59,480
3M Radio: Man Singing Opera]
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[ Bob]
Uh, how's that?
259
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:06,662
Well, the light's on,
but the radio's off.
260
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:09,666
Two outlets in the room- one behind
the dresser, the other under the bed.
261
00:16:09,722 --> 00:16:11,668
Why?
262
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:15,171
Honey, you wouldn't want
the outlets out in the open, would you?
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It sure would make things
a lot easier.
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Don't know why America
has to be ashamed of its outlets.
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00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:26,073
Do you have any idea how many
dust bunnies there are under here?
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Dust bunnies?
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My mother used to call 'em that,
and I never knew why.
268
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Oh, they do kinda look
like bunnies at that.
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♪♪ [ Opera]
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JJTOff]
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You know what else is under there?
A toboggan.
272
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Yeah, well, it was either there
or in the garage.
273
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Yeah, a garage
is no place for a toboggan.
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Well, if we had
a real Chicago blizzard...
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you couldn't get to the garage
to get the toboggan...
276
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unless you had the toboggan
to get to the garage with.
277
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:02,452
That's right, Gracie.
278
00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:09,959
Emily, do you think it's possible...
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for a...
280
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human being to be stretched?
281
00:17:17,056 --> 00:17:19,297
Well, in the old days
they did it with the rack.
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- I mean, without being killed.
- No, I don't think so.
283
00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:27,109
You know, that, uh-
that co-op thing isn't really working out.
284
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,112
- Mmm?
- No.
285
00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:32,115
No, they come into my office
whenever they feel like it.
286
00:17:32,171 --> 00:17:35,641
I had to tell 'em if they wanna come in,
they're gonna have to come in at one time.
287
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That sounds like a good idea.
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[Phone Rings]
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Hello?
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Yes, this is he.
291
00:17:47,853 --> 00:17:50,925
Uh, Dr. Holtz?
I don't know a Dr. Holtz.
292
00:17:52,024 --> 00:17:54,971
You're a veterinarian.
293
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I don't think we have room
in the co-op for a vet.
294
00:17:59,498 --> 00:18:01,444
Well, yes, I'm a psychologist...
295
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,073
but I usually deal with
human beings, you know.
296
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Well, I'll take a shot at it.
Go ahead.
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Uh-huh.
298
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Well, the next time she does it, I'd smack her
in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
299
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I don't know why you didn't
think of that either. Bye.
300
00:18:26,091 --> 00:18:28,037
Friend ofjerrys.
301
00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:30,232
It really is
getting out of hand.
302
00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:33,573
Yeah. Well, tomorrow
is soon enough to think about it.
303
00:18:33,632 --> 00:18:35,634
- Good night, dear.
- Good night, love.
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- {Switch Clicks]
- g; [ Radio: Woman Singing Opera]
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00:18:43,075 --> 00:18:46,420
Emily, would you mind not singing?
I'm trying to go to sleep.
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00:18:52,384 --> 00:18:54,330
[Knocking]
307
00:18:54,386 --> 00:18:56,662
Bob, your doctor group
is almost ready to come in.
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When they're ready, let me know.
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00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:02,500
Uh, Carol, would you mind
closing the door?
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This is a great idea, Bob,
treating everybody at one time.
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00:19:30,856 --> 00:19:34,736
I'd do it too, but not many people
are interested in group gynecology.
312
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,209
I've been in groups like this before-
it's a waste of time.
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The only thing that works is scream therapy-
anything goes wrong, scream your guts out.
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You must be fun
to watch the news with.
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00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:51,579
Still mad at me, huh,jerry?
Look, I'm sorry I laughed during your physical.
316
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:58,023
All right, uh, why don't we start...
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byjust, uh, introducing ourselves.
318
00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:03,891
Isn't that a waste of time?
We do all know each other.
319
00:20:03,956 --> 00:20:06,232
Have a little respect, Sharon.
Bob's the shrink here.
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00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:11,742
That's right. If Bob wants to waste time with
introductions, well, who are we to say no?
321
00:20:11,797 --> 00:20:13,799
Tell us who you are, Stan.
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00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:19,145
- I'm Stan Whelan.
- There you go, Bob. He's Stan Whelan.
323
00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:22,151
Stan, you wanna talk about
anything in particular?
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00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:27,088
Well,just that, as a gynecologist,
I resent cheap gynecologyjokes.
325
00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:30,821
Hey, if you can't stand the heat,
stay out of the kitchen.
326
00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:34,023
See? it's just that sort of
double entendre innuendo-
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Next!
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- Uh, I'll be next.
- Go ahead, Bernie.
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00:20:40,092 --> 00:20:42,038
Uh...
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00:20:42,094 --> 00:20:44,802
my name is
Bernard A. Tupperman...
331
00:20:44,863 --> 00:20:50,142
and, uh, I'd like to talk about something
that's been bothering me for a long time.
332
00:20:50,202 --> 00:20:53,342
Uh, I didn't talk much
when I was a kid.
333
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:56,943
Not that I didn't want to.
it's just that I didn't have any friends.
334
00:20:57,009 --> 00:20:59,649
[Giggling]
335
00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:05,560
Phil,we don't actually
laugh in group.
336
00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:09,565
Yeah, but it is funny.
He said he didn't have any friends.
337
00:21:09,621 --> 00:21:11,965
Well, it may strike you as funny...
338
00:21:12,024 --> 00:21:14,971
but group is one place where you
should be able to freely express yourself...
339
00:21:15,027 --> 00:21:16,973
without fear of being laughed at.
340
00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:19,031
Yeah, but it is funny.
341
00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:20,839
But we don't laugh.
342
00:21:20,899 --> 00:21:23,072
But it is funny.
343
00:21:24,136 --> 00:21:26,343
Why is Phil picking on people?
344
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:28,351
Wait a minute, Sharon.
You haven't been introduced yet.
345
00:21:28,407 --> 00:21:30,045
I'll finish the introductions.
346
00:21:30,109 --> 00:21:33,647
She's Sharon, Vmjerry, that's Stan,
that's Phil, Bob's Bob, and you're Bernie.
347
00:21:33,712 --> 00:21:35,487
Now let's get goin'!
348
00:21:35,547 --> 00:21:40,257
All right, well, a good way to get going
is by trying to get in touch with yourself.
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00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:44,392
[Screams]
350
00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:59,314
L-I think Sh-Sharon is
getting in touch with herself.
351
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:03,286
She's getting in touch with New York.
352
00:22:04,309 --> 00:22:06,255
Are we all supposed to scream now?
353
00:22:06,311 --> 00:22:08,723
You do, and I'll breakyour nose.
354
00:22:08,781 --> 00:22:12,126
You do, and you'll fix it.
Free.
355
00:22:12,184 --> 00:22:17,327
I think the reason that Sharon screamed is,
she's frustrated because of all this arguing.
356
00:22:17,389 --> 00:22:19,596
Uh, Sharon, you wanna talk?
357
00:22:19,658 --> 00:22:23,265
- [ RaspyVoice] I can't talk.
- Good. Let Phil talk.
358
00:22:23,328 --> 00:22:26,275
Okay. You see, there was
this friend of mine-
359
00:22:26,331 --> 00:22:29,471
- Baloney. You don't have any friends.
- I have a lot of friends!
360
00:22:29,535 --> 00:22:31,481
And none of'em are trolls!
361
00:22:31,537 --> 00:22:34,108
You guys are acting
like a bunch of kids.
362
00:22:34,173 --> 00:22:37,177
- Okay, then you talk.
- I don't have to if I don't wanna.
363
00:22:39,645 --> 00:22:42,592
W-We aren't getting
anything accomplished here.
364
00:22:42,648 --> 00:22:44,821
Nobody's willing to open up.
365
00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:47,591
- Well, I'd like to open up, but-
- But what?
366
00:22:47,653 --> 00:22:51,658
Well, I don't know. I'm not sure I can
discuss my problem in front of everyone.
367
00:22:51,723 --> 00:22:53,669
Sure.
Go ahead, Stan.
368
00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:55,671
- Let it all hang out.
- Okay.
369
00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:59,334
Even though it's been 15 years
since I started practicing gynecology-
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00:22:59,398 --> 00:23:02,106
[Giggling]
371
00:23:05,704 --> 00:23:07,741
Phil, can't you control yourself at all?
372
00:23:07,806 --> 00:23:09,979
Yeah, I will. I will.
[Clears Throat]
373
00:23:13,412 --> 00:23:17,121
All right, that's it. I've had it.
We're not getting anywhere.
374
00:23:17,182 --> 00:23:22,154
I mean, all we've done so far is scream
and giggle and call each other trolls.
375
00:23:22,221 --> 00:23:25,168
Youjust can't function as a group.
376
00:23:25,224 --> 00:23:28,262
- Does this mean the co-op is over?
- As far as I'm concerned.
377
00:23:28,327 --> 00:23:30,273
- Whew!
- I gotta get some water.
378
00:23:30,329 --> 00:23:32,775
If that's the way you feel.
I never thought it would work anyway.
379
00:23:32,831 --> 00:23:35,437
I'm willing to keep this going
on an individual basis!
380
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:38,607
Bob, Bob, I really am sorry.
I tried.
381
00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:40,946
- Sure.
- But it was funny.
382
00:23:42,574 --> 00:23:44,679
- What happened?
- It's over, Carol.
383
00:23:44,743 --> 00:23:47,280
The great Rimpau Medical Arts
co-op experiment has ended.
384
00:23:47,346 --> 00:23:49,758
Not quite, Bob.
385
00:23:58,423 --> 00:24:01,529
Shall we start with my childhood?
386
00:24:25,384 --> 00:24:28,160
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, dear.
387
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,166
What's that doing here?
388
00:24:30,222 --> 00:24:34,967
Oh, I brought it home because
I, uh-l love it so much.
389
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:40,271
I realized,you know, I was rushing down
to the office to see it...
390
00:24:40,332 --> 00:24:44,280
and I was rushing away
from you, you know.
391
00:24:44,336 --> 00:24:46,282
Then I had a great idea.
392
00:24:46,338 --> 00:24:50,047
I thought maybe I'd, uh, bring it here,
and then when I rushed home to see it...
393
00:24:50,108 --> 00:24:52,452
I'd be rushing home to see you.
394
00:24:53,612 --> 00:24:55,956
Why don't you put it with the toboggan.
395
00:25:01,019 --> 00:25:03,590
Yeah, maybe the dust bunnies'll like it.
396
00:25:36,855 --> 00:25:38,630
[ Mews]
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