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- [ Rings]
- Hello?
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- You're right. I'll change.
- No, no, honey.
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No. I was laughing
because you look so, uh-
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so cute.
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Yeah, I know. That's why this has been
hanging in the closet for- for two years.
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- Some guys can wear cute. I can't.
- Ah, sure you can.
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Come here, you cute little thing.
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Bob, what's that smell?
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It's, uh, cologne. I got a free sample
with my shaving cream.
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Oh. You used the whole bottle?
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Well, I didn't mean to, but it was a little bottle,
and I figured it had a little hole...
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- but, uh, it had a big hole.
- Oh.
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Ilikeit.
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“Shanghai Musk.“
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Gee, Bob.
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With your
happi coat and Shanghai Musk,
what'd you have in mind?
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I thought I might watch kung fu.
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- {insistent Knocking]
- [Man ] All right. Open in there.
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It's the police. This is a bust.
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Uh,just a minute.
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-
We haven't done anything. -
[Man] G000'.
Then open up and let me see my daughter.
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Oh, my gosh, Bob!
It's Daddy!
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[Both Screaming]
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- Oh, Daddy! Oh!
- Oh, it's so wonderful to see you!
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- I can't believe it.
- Here. Let me makeyour eyes bug a little.
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Oh, Daddy!
Oh, what are you doing here?
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- You should be in Seattle.
- So should you. it's just not the same without you.
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- Oh!
- [ Mother] Oh!
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Isn't this wonderful?
It's like old times-just the three of us.
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Oh, Mother.
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- Hey, Bob.
- Bob, hello.
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Hiya.
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Bob, when you say “Hiya“ in that robe,
you should be breakin' a brick.
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Oh, yeah. The robe. I forgot.
Let me get out of this silly thing.
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Oh, no, don't!
It looks wonderful.
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Leave it on.
Oh, you look so- so-
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- Cute.
- Right.
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Look, sit down and relax.
I'll go put on some coffee.
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Here's something
that should go with it.
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Oh, I bet I know what this is.
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Do you think it's blueberry cheesecake
just because it's your favorite?
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- Yes, I do.
- Right.
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- I knew
it. Thank you!
-
Your mom wanted me to buya real big one...
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- so she could pop out of it.
-junior!
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-
Oh, Daddy, you're terrible!
-
Well, how, uh- how/ong are you gonna stay?
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- Oh,just a few days, I'm afraid.
- That's too bad.
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- I wish you could stay longer.
- Okay. Fine. We'll stay for a year.
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I don't care how long you're staying,
but you're gonna stay here with us.
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- Oh, no, darling. We couldn't do that.
- Well, of course you can.
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You'll sleep in our bed. We have plenty
of room, and Bob doesn't mind, do you, dear?
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No.
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There's nobody sleeping
in your bed but you and Bob.
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- Besides, we've already checked into a hotel.
- Oh, good.
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I mean, uh-
I mean, that's a good hotel.
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What's the name of the hotel?
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This is so like you, Daddy,
tojust surprise us.
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- Honey, would you open these?
- Yeah.
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So what brings you
to Chicago, Mr. Harrison?
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Come on, Bob.
First names.
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Of course you're right.
lt'sjust I find it awfully difficult...
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to call my father-in-law “junior?
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-
Atta boy.
-
[Emily] Honey you want some cheesecake?
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Yeah. Please.
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Bob, if you don't want any
of those nuts, I'll take some.
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Oh, no. I'll just run it
under some hot water.
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It's vacuum packed,
and it's almost impossible to open.
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Let me try.
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Well, uh,you did
the preliminaries, Bob.
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Speaking of nuts, how's everything going
in your line of work?
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- [Knocking]
- I'll, uh-l'll get that.
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- [Emily] Daddy, you haven't changed a bit.
- [junior] I was just kidding.
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Hi, Bob.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting something?
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- No, no, Howard. Come on in. I want
you to meet my folks. - Oh, great.
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This is my mom and dad, the Harrisons. Howard
Borden, our friend and next-door neighbor.
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- Hello.
- Mrs. Harrison. Mr. Harrison.
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- Call mejunior.
-junior?
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Junior. I love it
when grown-up men have baby names.
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That's great. My uncle's 75,
and they call him Skippy.
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You must be a navigator,
huh, Howard?
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Gee, how'd you know that?
Most people think I'm a pilot.
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Well, for one thing, you're sober.
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- Junior was a 8-17 belly gunner, wasn't he?
- Wow.
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Those must've been great clays.
Yak-yak-yak and bombs away...
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and dogfights and Messerschmitts
at 12:00 high.
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- You know, Bob was in Korea.
- Oh, uh, did you fly, Bob?
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- No. We, uh- We took the boat.
- Thanks.
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They say if you've got the time,
that's the way to go.
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Emily, do you remember
whenjunior came home from the war?
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All I remember is being happy
and everybody singing.
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Oh,junior still loves to sing.
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♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom
I get so lonely when I dream about you ♪
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[All ] ♪ Can't do without you
That's why I dream about you ♪
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- Excuse me, Bob.
- ♪ lfl could only put my arms around you ♪
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- ♪ Life would be so fair;
- Come on, Bob. The more, the merrier.
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- ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom boom, boom,
boom, boom ♪ - ♪ I get so lonely;
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- JWhen I dream about you ♪ [ indistinct]
- ♪ I get so lonely when I-J
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;That's why I dream about you ♪
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- J Live without you J
- J lfl could only put my arms around you J
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-; Boom, boom, I-J
- ♪ Life would be so fairg';
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Bob, do you think one sweater'll be warm enough?
Maybe I'd better take two, huh?
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Emily, if you're going horseback riding
by the lake at 6:30 in the morning...
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the only thing that's gonna
keep you warm is if the horse is on fire.
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You know, Bob...
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Daddy and I used to go horseback riding
every morning in Seattle...
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sometimes even in the snow.
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Emily, how come you never mentioned
you liked horseback riding?
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Well, I kind of put it aside when we got married,
you know, you being afraid of horses.
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Wait a minutejust because we've never
gone riding doesn't mean I'm afraid of horses.
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Bob, we did go once.
Do you remember?
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Yeah, well, that horse
did keep snorting at me.
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Bob...
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do you have anything
on your mind?
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You know,
you were awfully quiet tonight.
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No, I wasn't quiet. It was just kind of tough
getting a word in with everyone talking.
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Well,you know how it is with my family.
You gottajustjump right in there.
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Yeah, welLjumping in is kind
of a hard thing for me, you know.
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I've always been taught that you don't
interrupt someone as long as they're talking-
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- Oh, honey, come on.
- till they're finished talking.
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- See what I mean?
- I'm sorry. lt'sjust the way my family is.
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Well, honey,
your family is more outgoing than mine.
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I remember when my dad came home
from the war, and my mom met him at the door...
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and shook his hand and said,
“Welcome home, Herb...
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and thanks for a job well done.“
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I mean, it isn't that I don't like your parents.
You know, I really do.
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- Aw, you don't mind all the kidding around?
- No.
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I know your dad has a sense of humor,
and I enjoy it.
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Aw. Good. Well,
6:30 comes awfully early.
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- Good night.
- Good night, honey.
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' Emily?
_ Mm?
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Your dad was kidding
about staying for a year, wasn't he?
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He's a terrific guy,jerry, you know.
He's very interesting.
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He's an outdoorsman, but still with kind
of a sophistication, you know?
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He knows the right wine
for every occasion.
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He knows every occasion,
pays for every occasion.
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He's got a great sense of humor.
He's a war hero. He was a great athlete.
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- I could go on and on,jer.
- You already have, Bob.
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He sounds like the greatest guy
in the world, so what's wrong?
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When he's around,
Emily's whole personality changes, you know?
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She's much happier, much brighter,
more full of fun than when we're alone together.
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I used to know a guy just like that
in dental school. Matt Phillips.
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When that guy walked into a room,
I disappeared... without leaving.
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- That really gave me a complex.
- How'd you deal with itjerry?
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Well, I dealt with it in the most mature way
I could: I tied knots in his dental floss.
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I mean, I feel like a visitor
in my own hometown.
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He showed me parts of Chicago
I didn't even know existed.
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I mean, there's only one place I can think of
that I could take him that would impress him.
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Well, that's it then, Bob.
You take him there.
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Well, it's gonna involve a great deal
of sacrifice on your parLjerry.
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Oh, Bob, you know
I'd do anything in the world for you.
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Jerry, sell me your two tickets
for the Bears-49er game Sunday.
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- Except that.
- [Knocking]
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Oh, hLJer. Bob,
Emily and your father-in-law are here.
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They're in your office. Boy, thatjunior
is really the most terrific guy I ever met.
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He's a terrific guy, Bob.
Did you know that?
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- I know that, Carol.
- Ah.
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- I'll be there in a minute.
- Okay.
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Okay, Bob.
You've got the tickets.
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- Thankyoujerry. How much you want?
- You can't put a value on these.
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- This is the big game. These are priceless.
- How muchjerry?
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Fifteen bucks.
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-
[Emily] Nice 0fi7ce, isn't it, Daddy?
- Yeah. Very
nice.
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- It's not depressing at all.
- fBobjH/Z
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- Uh,junior Harrison, this isjerry Robinson.
- HiyaJerry.
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- Hi,junior.
- Emily tells me you're an orthodontist.
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That's right.
I catch 'em when they're young.
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I guess I was lucky.
I never had any cavities.
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Yeah. I mighfve guessed that.
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You've met-
You've met Carol?
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- Ohh.
- Oh, sure. Carol and I are old friends.
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You know, her father
runs a lumberyard in Collinsville...
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and carries the same line
of bench vises that we do.
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Really?
Carol never mentioned that.
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I haven't mentioned a lot
of my vices, Bob.
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That's funny.
Great sense of humor.
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- Give her a raise, Bob.
- Yeah. Give her a raise, Bob.
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Yeah. Great sense of humor.
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- Where's Aggie? - Mother's shopping,
sol thought I'd take Daddy by...
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and show him your office
before we met her for lunch.
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Yeah. I saw the inner sanctum there,
where all the deep, psychological probing goes on.
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- Daddy, it's not that deep.
- No, not really. They'rejust normal people...
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-with normal problems.
- [ Elevator Bell Dings]
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Oh, hi, Dr. Hartley.
Want me to wait in the elevator?
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Uh, Michelle, I thought we changed
your appointment till tomorrow.
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- No. No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did, Michelle.
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- I called and left a message with your father.
- Oh, no wonder.
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My father never gives me my messages.
He never gives me affection...
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the time of clay, nothing.
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He's not a giving person.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Well, uh, I'm new here.
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- Michelle, why don't we talk about
that tomorrow? - Sure, sure. Tomorrow.
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That's easy for you to say,
but I gotta go back and live with him today.
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All right, Michelle. Go in my office.
I'll be with you in a minute.
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- Thank you.
- It's 12:30. I'm starved.
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- Come on, everybody.
I'll buy ya lunch.
- Hey, great.
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- You too, Carol.
- Bob, do you want us to wait for you?
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- Uh, no. You'd better go on ahead.
- Hey, Bob...
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aren't you gonna telljunior
about the tickets, you know?
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- Oh- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, tickets. That reminds me.
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I called an old friend in Chicago to see
if he could scrounge up a couple tickets...
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for the football game Sunday,
but he couldn't get me any.
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- Good.
- But he did get me George Halas's box.
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Yeah. George Halas
is the owner of the Bears.
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-I know. I know.
- I expect you to comeJerry, and you too, Carol.
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There's room for all of us.
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Uh, honey, what were you
gonna tell Daddy about tickets?
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- Tickets?
- Uh-huh.
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Oh- Oh, yeah. Tickets.
I just wanted to say that I validate...
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if you have any-
[Clears Throat]
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Any parking tickets.
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Forget it, Bob. It's on me.
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Trying to barbecue in Chicago isn't easy.
The wind keeps blowing out there.
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You flip a hamburger and miss,
you can give someone a meat concussion.
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Say, maybe we oughta
put on an extra hamburger for Bob.
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Oh, no, no. He'll get something at work.
He's got group tonight. He'll be home late.
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Boy, Bob sure keeps late hours.
It's like bein' married to a doctor.
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Daddy, Bob is a doctor.
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I mean a real doctor,
you know, a body doctor.
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Junior, please.
You know what Bob does.
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And Emily knew what she was
getting into when she married Bob.
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Obviously they're very happy
and very much in love.
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You are happy, aren't you, Emily?
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Well, I was just checking.
It's hard to tell with you.
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Even as a child,
you never complained.
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You even used to smackyour lips
when we gave you cod liver oil.
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Oh, Mother,
I was not smacking my lips. I was gasping.
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Besides, Bob isn't cod liver oil.
I've got nothing to complain about.
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Of course you haven't.
Bob's kind of a quiet guy.
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He's probably
just like that around us.
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No, Daddy.
He's that way all the time.
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- Well, uh, I- Mother?
- Uh, look, you two.
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Now, we don't get to talk very often,
so why don't we sit down...
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and I'll answer all those questions
you've been storing up.
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- Come on.
- What questions?
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You know.
The ones about Bob and our marriage.
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Oh, uh, those questions.
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Yeah, well, first of all...
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after fouryears of marriage,
I'm more in love with Bob than ever.
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Second, I'm working because I want to,
not because he can't support us.
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Emily, darling, you don't have
to explain this to us.
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Aggie, she wants to.
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And, third, we want children;
we'rejust not rushing to have them.
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- Well, uh, when do you think you
might start rushing? -junior!
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Well, I sure could use someone
to take the business over someday-
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you know, a grandson
to fish and hunt and arm wrestle with.
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- Darling.
- You know, a grandson...
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like-like Emily.
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Like me?
[Growls, Yelps]
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Oh, Daddy!
Why don't you ever let me win?
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Bob, I made your reservations
at the Emerald Room tonight.
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That really oughta
impress your father-in-law.
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- Well, I'm not taking him there to impress him.
- Oh, Bob.
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The Emerald Room is last year's restaurant.
If you wanna takejunior...
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to someplace that'll really impress him
in Chicago, it's gotta be the Top of the Pyle.
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I've heard of that place, Bob.
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It's on top
of the Pyle Insurance Building.
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Right on. Top. Sixty-six floors up.
258
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- Well, I- I don't care, as long as it's impressive.
- Oh, it's really impressive.
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You know how in most restaurants,
they call the maTtre d' “Captain“?
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This place, they call him “Colonel?
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- That's fine, as long as I get the check.
- Oh, you'll get the check.
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But before you read it, take your napkin,
wad it up into a ball and bite down on it.
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- That'll kind of muffle the scream.
-
[Carol Laughs]
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- Carol?
- Right, Bob. Top of the Pyle.
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Oh, you're really gonna love that restaurant,
Bob. The whole place spins around.
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Carol, get table number 12.
Less vibration from the motor.
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- Go ahead, Carol.
- Oh, Bob, one last tip.
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If you have to go to the men's room,
make sure you know...
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what everybody at your table is wearing,
because when you get back, they won't be there.
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Dr. Hartley, I have bad news. We've had
a breakdown, and we're not rotating right now.
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Oh, fine.
The important thing is that...
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I get the check.
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Certainly, sir.
I'll tellyour captain.
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Thank you very much, Colonel.
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I'll have your drinks brought from the bar.
Follow me, sir.
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- George, I have this table for Dr. Hartley.
- But I have it for Mr. Devereaux.
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Milt, let's let them take it.
We've had table 12 before.
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First the floor doesn't rotate, now this.
This place is goin' downhill.
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Please.
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Signore.
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Thank you very much. We appreciate that.
My in-laws live in Seattle.
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Wish mine did.
283
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- Terrific place, Bob.
-just lovely.
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[Waiter Speaking Italian]
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- Oh, uh, Captain?
- Yes, sir?
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- Uh, make sure I get the check.
- Thank you, sir.
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Oh, here comes our drinks.
just put those on our dinner check...
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and make sure I get the check.
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- [ High-pitched Yelp]
- Isn't it cute, honey?
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- Look. All the prices are in lira.
- Thank God.
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- You remember the last time we were in Italy?
- Yeah.
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- Wasn't it 500 lira to a dollar?
- That's right. 500.
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500 to a dollar.
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00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,776
Well,just order anything you want.
Order everything.
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- I'll just have the chicken.
- Well, why don't you have the steak and lobster?
296
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- That's what I'm gonna have. - Would you
like to order now, or would you like to wait?
297
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Pardon me.
By any chance, are you from Naples?
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- Yes, I am.
- I thought so, Aggiejust like Matteo at home.
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- That's who it is.
- What do you recommend?
300
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A little veal piccata and
some zucchini é la “Napolitana? Perfect.
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- Great. That's what I'll have.
- [ Emily] I'll have that too.
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-
[ Aggie ] just make that three.
-
Yes, madame. And the same for you, sir?
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- No. I think I'll stay with the steak and the lobster.
- Fine.
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Three
be/la di
la 6.25.2
and one surf and turf.
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00:19:54,914 --> 00:19:59,090
Mm. This dessert is delicious,
Alfredo.
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- What did you say it was called?
- Zabaglione.
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- Is it as you remember it,junior?
- Perfetto.
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And how was your apple pie, sir?
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- Good. Real good.
- Thank you, sir.
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Mother, do you-
Will you excuse us?
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Daddy, you might as well
take the last bite of my dessert...
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'cause I know you're gonna
snitch it anyhow.
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- Bob, do you mind if I smoke?
- No. Not at all.
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- How'd you enjoyyour dinner?
- Very much. This is a great place, Bob.
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00:20:31,617 --> 00:20:34,928
Uh, Bob, I think
we should have a talk.
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00:20:34,987 --> 00:20:37,934
Well, I thinkyou're right.
It's something you and I haven't done.
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00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:43,941
Somethings bothering me, and I hope
you don't take this personally, but it's you.
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Well, I'll try not to take it personally.
What's- What's my problem?
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Well, Bob, I thinkl have been
a pretty darn good father.
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I must've clone something right
to raise a daughter like Emily.
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I thinkyou've done
an excellentjob.
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When she was a little girl,
she really looked up to me.
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One day, when I was
building the cabin out at the lake...
324
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she turned to me and said,
“Daddy, you're so strong and funny...
325
00:21:09,955 --> 00:21:13,402
“and you can fish, and you can hunt,
and you can build a cabin.
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You know how to do everything. Someday
I'm gonna marry a manjust like you.”
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00:21:18,664 --> 00:21:22,202
Well, she married a man like you, Bob.
328
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:24,747
Where did I go wrong?
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I can fish.
330
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You must be able to do a lot
of other things, because it's very obvious...
331
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that she loves you more
than anything else in the whole world.
332
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To tell you the truth, Bob-
This is very hard for me to say...
333
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but I'm a little envious of you.
334
00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:46,100
- You're envious of
me?
- Yeah.
335
00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:51,801
Well, that's funny, because I've been
feeling the same thing all week toward you.
336
00:21:51,864 --> 00:21:56,472
You know, I've been trying
to, well, impress you.
337
00:21:56,535 --> 00:21:58,879
Really? HOW?
338
00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:05,621
- A lot of different ways.
- I hadn't noticed.
339
00:22:05,677 --> 00:22:08,453
I guess I haven't been fair
to you at all, Bob.
340
00:22:08,514 --> 00:22:11,620
You see, I've been trying
to impress everybody myself.
341
00:22:11,683 --> 00:22:16,132
From now on, why don't we stop tryin' to
impress each other and start being ourselves?
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00:22:16,188 --> 00:22:19,397
- That's a great idea.
- Wait a minute. I'll get that.
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00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:22,132
- [ Bob] No. No, no, no, no.
- No, no. Please, I insist. Let me.
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- Absolutely-
- Look, I gotta treat tonight.
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- Absolutely not.
- [ Grumbles]
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But, sir, about
the other gentleman-
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Well,just forget about the other gentleman.
I'm taking care of that.
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00:22:30,869 --> 00:22:32,871
Uh-
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- Thank you very much, sir.
- That's- That'll take care of the bill...
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and then the rest is for you.
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- Thank you again. Grazia.
- We're ready if you boys are.
352
00:22:50,389 --> 00:22:55,099
- Well, we're ready. The bill's all taken care of.
- Yeah. Bob picked up the check.
353
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- Honey, he's a terrific guy.
- Yes, I know, Daddy.
354
00:22:59,198 --> 00:23:03,613
Excuse me. I really wanna thank you
for paying our check.
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00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:07,207
You didn't have to do that.
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Very generous.
What a fantastic guy.
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00:23:11,877 --> 00:23:15,120
And this is your check, Dr. Hartley.
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Emily, I want you to know that was one
of the nicest evenings of my life.
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00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:40,382
Oh, good, honey.
Mother and Dad really enjoyed it too.
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It was also one
of the most expensive.
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I was wondering how much it came to
since there were no dollars on the menu.
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There were plenty of them on the bill.
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L HGVGI' 38W SO many numbers.
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00:23:52,584 --> 00:23:57,158
- There were three of'em before you
got to the decimal point. - Oh, no.
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That didn't even
include Milt's table.
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You know, it was worth it though.
I really got close to your family-
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on the ride home,
with all the singing.
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00:24:09,301 --> 00:24:12,805
You know, I think
I finally learned the words to that song.
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♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom
I get so lonely when I dream of you ♪
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Uh, Bob, you know,
I've heard that song all my life.
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00:24:22,748 --> 00:24:27,094
- Yeah.
- And I just hate it.
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I do too.
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♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
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[ Both]
♪ I get so lonely when I dream about you ♪
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[ Mews]
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