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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,489 --> 00:00:05,993 - [ Rings] - Hello? 2 00:01:19,199 --> 00:01:21,805 - You're right. I'll change. - No, no, honey. 3 00:01:21,868 --> 00:01:25,907 No. I was laughing because you look so, uh- 4 00:01:25,972 --> 00:01:28,578 so cute. 5 00:01:28,642 --> 00:01:33,284 Yeah, I know. That's why this has been hanging in the closet for- for two years. 6 00:01:33,346 --> 00:01:36,953 - Some guys can wear cute. I can't. - Ah, sure you can. 7 00:01:37,017 --> 00:01:40,260 Come here, you cute little thing. 8 00:01:43,056 --> 00:01:45,969 Bob, what's that smell? 9 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:50,441 It's, uh, cologne. I got a free sample with my shaving cream. 10 00:01:50,497 --> 00:01:53,740 Oh. You used the whole bottle? 11 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,111 Well, I didn't mean to, but it was a little bottle, and I figured it had a little hole... 12 00:01:57,170 --> 00:02:00,242 - but, uh, it had a big hole. - Oh. 13 00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:03,714 Ilikeit. 14 00:02:03,777 --> 00:02:06,314 “Shanghai Musk.“ 15 00:02:07,347 --> 00:02:09,554 Gee, Bob. 16 00:02:09,616 --> 00:02:14,326 With your happi coat and Shanghai Musk, what'd you have in mind? 17 00:02:15,589 --> 00:02:19,264 I thought I might watch kung fu. 18 00:02:19,326 --> 00:02:22,535 - {insistent Knocking] - [Man ] All right. Open in there. 19 00:02:22,596 --> 00:02:25,304 It's the police. This is a bust. 20 00:02:25,365 --> 00:02:28,107 Uh,just a minute. 21 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:34,809 - We haven't done anything. - [Man] G000'. Then open up and let me see my daughter. 22 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:38,379 Oh, my gosh, Bob! It's Daddy! 23 00:02:38,445 --> 00:02:40,425 [Both Screaming] 24 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:45,122 - Oh, Daddy! Oh! - Oh, it's so wonderful to see you! 25 00:02:45,185 --> 00:02:47,665 - I can't believe it. - Here. Let me makeyour eyes bug a little. 26 00:02:47,721 --> 00:02:51,396 Oh, Daddy! Oh, what are you doing here? 27 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:55,099 - You should be in Seattle. - So should you. it's just not the same without you. 28 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:57,607 - Oh! - [ Mother] Oh! 29 00:02:57,664 --> 00:03:01,806 Isn't this wonderful? It's like old times-just the three of us. 30 00:03:01,868 --> 00:03:05,213 Oh, Mother. 31 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:09,311 - Hey, Bob. - Bob, hello. 32 00:03:09,376 --> 00:03:11,879 Hiya. 33 00:03:11,945 --> 00:03:16,155 Bob, when you say “Hiya“ in that robe, you should be breakin' a brick. 34 00:03:16,216 --> 00:03:19,561 Oh, yeah. The robe. I forgot. Let me get out of this silly thing. 35 00:03:19,619 --> 00:03:22,657 Oh, no, don't! It looks wonderful. 36 00:03:22,722 --> 00:03:25,100 Leave it on. Oh, you look so- so- 37 00:03:25,158 --> 00:03:27,866 - Cute. - Right. 38 00:03:27,928 --> 00:03:30,909 Look, sit down and relax. I'll go put on some coffee. 39 00:03:30,964 --> 00:03:33,706 Here's something that should go with it. 40 00:03:33,767 --> 00:03:36,145 Oh, I bet I know what this is. 41 00:03:36,202 --> 00:03:39,046 Do you think it's blueberry cheesecake just because it's your favorite? 42 00:03:39,105 --> 00:03:41,346 - Yes, I do. - Right. 43 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:45,117 - I knew it. Thank you! - Your mom wanted me to buya real big one... 44 00:03:45,178 --> 00:03:48,091 - so she could pop out of it. -junior! 45 00:03:48,148 --> 00:03:52,426 - Oh, Daddy, you're terrible! - Well, how, uh- how/ong are you gonna stay? 46 00:03:52,485 --> 00:03:55,557 - Oh,just a few days, I'm afraid. - That's too bad. 47 00:03:55,622 --> 00:04:00,401 - I wish you could stay longer. - Okay. Fine. We'll stay for a year. 48 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:03,737 I don't care how long you're staying, but you're gonna stay here with us. 49 00:04:03,797 --> 00:04:07,244 - Oh, no, darling. We couldn't do that. - Well, of course you can. 50 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:11,043 You'll sleep in our bed. We have plenty of room, and Bob doesn't mind, do you, dear? 51 00:04:12,138 --> 00:04:14,277 No. 52 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:17,720 There's nobody sleeping in your bed but you and Bob. 53 00:04:17,777 --> 00:04:21,486 - Besides, we've already checked into a hotel. - Oh, good. 54 00:04:22,615 --> 00:04:26,188 I mean, uh- I mean, that's a good hotel. 55 00:04:28,922 --> 00:04:32,096 What's the name of the hotel? 56 00:04:32,158 --> 00:04:35,662 This is so like you, Daddy, tojust surprise us. 57 00:04:35,729 --> 00:04:38,005 - Honey, would you open these? - Yeah. 58 00:04:38,064 --> 00:04:41,637 So what brings you to Chicago, Mr. Harrison? 59 00:04:41,701 --> 00:04:44,079 Come on, Bob. First names. 60 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:47,983 Of course you're right. lt'sjust I find it awfully difficult... 61 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:51,250 to call my father-in-law “junior? 62 00:04:51,311 --> 00:04:54,849 - Atta boy. - [Emily] Honey you want some cheesecake? 63 00:04:54,914 --> 00:04:57,190 Yeah. Please. 64 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:02,863 Bob, if you don't want any of those nuts, I'll take some. 65 00:05:02,922 --> 00:05:04,902 Oh, no. I'll just run it under some hot water. 66 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:07,996 It's vacuum packed, and it's almost impossible to open. 67 00:05:08,061 --> 00:05:10,837 Let me try. 68 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:16,511 Well, uh,you did the preliminaries, Bob. 69 00:05:16,569 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaking of nuts, how's everything going in your line of work? 70 00:05:20,106 --> 00:05:22,712 - [Knocking] - I'll, uh-l'll get that. 71 00:05:22,776 --> 00:05:26,485 - [Emily] Daddy, you haven't changed a bit. - [junior] I was just kidding. 72 00:05:26,546 --> 00:05:28,617 Hi, Bob. 73 00:05:30,817 --> 00:05:32,990 Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something? 74 00:05:33,053 --> 00:05:36,057 - No, no, Howard. Come on in. I want you to meet my folks. - Oh, great. 75 00:05:36,122 --> 00:05:39,501 This is my mom and dad, the Harrisons. Howard Borden, our friend and next-door neighbor. 76 00:05:39,559 --> 00:05:41,505 - Hello. - Mrs. Harrison. Mr. Harrison. 77 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:43,700 - Call mejunior. -junior? 78 00:05:43,763 --> 00:05:47,575 Junior. I love it when grown-up men have baby names. 79 00:05:47,634 --> 00:05:50,513 That's great. My uncle's 75, and they call him Skippy. 80 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:52,743 You must be a navigator, huh, Howard? 81 00:05:52,806 --> 00:05:55,548 Gee, how'd you know that? Most people think I'm a pilot. 82 00:05:55,608 --> 00:05:58,680 Well, for one thing, you're sober. 83 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:03,724 - Junior was a 8-17 belly gunner, wasn't he? - Wow. 84 00:06:03,783 --> 00:06:06,491 Those must've been great clays. Yak-yak-yak and bombs away... 85 00:06:06,553 --> 00:06:09,693 and dogfights and Messerschmitts at 12:00 high. 86 00:06:09,756 --> 00:06:14,432 - You know, Bob was in Korea. - Oh, uh, did you fly, Bob? 87 00:06:14,494 --> 00:06:17,873 - No. We, uh- We took the boat. - Thanks. 88 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:22,073 They say if you've got the time, that's the way to go. 89 00:06:22,135 --> 00:06:25,412 Emily, do you remember whenjunior came home from the war? 90 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:28,248 All I remember is being happy and everybody singing. 91 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:30,845 Oh,junior still loves to sing. 92 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:35,882 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom I get so lonely when I dream about you ♪ 93 00:06:35,949 --> 00:06:39,726 [All ] ♪ Can't do without you That's why I dream about you ♪ 94 00:06:39,786 --> 00:06:43,632 - Excuse me, Bob. - ♪ lfl could only put my arms around you ♪ 95 00:06:43,690 --> 00:06:45,966 - ♪ Life would be so fair; - Come on, Bob. The more, the merrier. 96 00:06:46,025 --> 00:06:49,700 - ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom boom, boom, boom, boom ♪ - ♪ I get so lonely; 97 00:06:49,762 --> 00:06:53,232 - JWhen I dream about you ♪ [ indistinct] - ♪ I get so lonely when I-J 98 00:06:53,299 --> 00:06:55,404 ;That's why I dream about you ♪ 99 00:06:55,468 --> 00:06:58,415 - J Live without you J - J lfl could only put my arms around you J 100 00:06:58,471 --> 00:07:02,681 -; Boom, boom, I-J - ♪ Life would be so fairg'; 101 00:07:02,742 --> 00:07:08,124 Bob, do you think one sweater'll be warm enough? Maybe I'd better take two, huh? 102 00:07:08,181 --> 00:07:12,152 Emily, if you're going horseback riding by the lake at 6:30 in the morning... 103 00:07:12,218 --> 00:07:15,062 the only thing that's gonna keep you warm is if the horse is on fire. 104 00:07:15,121 --> 00:07:17,499 You know, Bob... 105 00:07:17,557 --> 00:07:21,004 Daddy and I used to go horseback riding every morning in Seattle... 106 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:23,700 sometimes even in the snow. 107 00:07:23,763 --> 00:07:26,676 Emily, how come you never mentioned you liked horseback riding? 108 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:31,443 Well, I kind of put it aside when we got married, you know, you being afraid of horses. 109 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:36,578 Wait a minutejust because we've never gone riding doesn't mean I'm afraid of horses. 110 00:07:36,643 --> 00:07:38,623 Bob, we did go once. Do you remember? 111 00:07:38,678 --> 00:07:42,353 Yeah, well, that horse did keep snorting at me. 112 00:07:42,415 --> 00:07:44,861 Bob... 113 00:07:44,918 --> 00:07:47,865 do you have anything on your mind? 114 00:07:47,921 --> 00:07:51,198 You know, you were awfully quiet tonight. 115 00:07:51,257 --> 00:07:55,501 No, I wasn't quiet. It was just kind of tough getting a word in with everyone talking. 116 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:59,009 Well,you know how it is with my family. You gottajustjump right in there. 117 00:07:59,065 --> 00:08:02,012 Yeah, welLjumping in is kind of a hard thing for me, you know. 118 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:05,606 I've always been taught that you don't interrupt someone as long as they're talking- 119 00:08:05,672 --> 00:08:10,314 - Oh, honey, come on. - till they're finished talking. 120 00:08:12,245 --> 00:08:16,125 - See what I mean? - I'm sorry. lt'sjust the way my family is. 121 00:08:16,182 --> 00:08:19,391 Well, honey, your family is more outgoing than mine. 122 00:08:19,452 --> 00:08:22,831 I remember when my dad came home from the war, and my mom met him at the door... 123 00:08:22,889 --> 00:08:25,426 and shook his hand and said, “Welcome home, Herb... 124 00:08:25,491 --> 00:08:29,530 and thanks for a job well done.“ 125 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:34,807 I mean, it isn't that I don't like your parents. You know, I really do. 126 00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:37,347 - Aw, you don't mind all the kidding around? - No. 127 00:08:37,403 --> 00:08:40,441 I know your dad has a sense of humor, and I enjoy it. 128 00:08:40,506 --> 00:08:44,511 Aw. Good. Well, 6:30 comes awfully early. 129 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,616 - Good night. - Good night, honey. 130 00:08:49,882 --> 00:08:51,987 ' Emily? _ Mm? 131 00:08:52,051 --> 00:08:56,329 Your dad was kidding about staying for a year, wasn't he? 132 00:09:01,594 --> 00:09:03,972 He's a terrific guy,jerry, you know. He's very interesting. 133 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:07,739 He's an outdoorsman, but still with kind of a sophistication, you know? 134 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,679 He knows the right wine for every occasion. 135 00:09:10,737 --> 00:09:14,742 He knows every occasion, pays for every occasion. 136 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:19,517 He's got a great sense of humor. He's a war hero. He was a great athlete. 137 00:09:19,579 --> 00:09:23,550 - I could go on and on,jer. - You already have, Bob. 138 00:09:23,616 --> 00:09:26,426 He sounds like the greatest guy in the world, so what's wrong? 139 00:09:26,486 --> 00:09:30,332 When he's around, Emily's whole personality changes, you know? 140 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:35,601 She's much happier, much brighter, more full of fun than when we're alone together. 141 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:39,235 I used to know a guy just like that in dental school. Matt Phillips. 142 00:09:39,299 --> 00:09:42,610 When that guy walked into a room, I disappeared... without leaving. 143 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:47,209 - That really gave me a complex. - How'd you deal with itjerry? 144 00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:51,744 Well, I dealt with it in the most mature way I could: I tied knots in his dental floss. 145 00:09:55,181 --> 00:09:58,390 I mean, I feel like a visitor in my own hometown. 146 00:09:58,451 --> 00:10:01,091 He showed me parts of Chicago I didn't even know existed. 147 00:10:01,154 --> 00:10:06,160 I mean, there's only one place I can think of that I could take him that would impress him. 148 00:10:06,225 --> 00:10:08,227 Well, that's it then, Bob. You take him there. 149 00:10:08,294 --> 00:10:12,970 Well, it's gonna involve a great deal of sacrifice on your parLjerry. 150 00:10:13,032 --> 00:10:15,979 Oh, Bob, you know I'd do anything in the world for you. 151 00:10:16,035 --> 00:10:19,573 Jerry, sell me your two tickets for the Bears-49er game Sunday. 152 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:23,553 - Except that. - [Knocking] 153 00:10:23,609 --> 00:10:27,489 Oh, hLJer. Bob, Emily and your father-in-law are here. 154 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:33,088 They're in your office. Boy, thatjunior is really the most terrific guy I ever met. 155 00:10:33,152 --> 00:10:36,429 He's a terrific guy, Bob. Did you know that? 156 00:10:38,524 --> 00:10:40,470 - I know that, Carol. - Ah. 157 00:10:40,526 --> 00:10:43,439 - I'll be there in a minute. - Okay. 158 00:10:43,496 --> 00:10:46,602 Okay, Bob. You've got the tickets. 159 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:50,375 - Thankyoujerry. How much you want? - You can't put a value on these. 160 00:10:50,436 --> 00:10:52,814 - This is the big game. These are priceless. - How muchjerry? 161 00:10:52,872 --> 00:10:55,853 Fifteen bucks. 162 00:10:55,908 --> 00:10:58,616 - [Emily] Nice 0fi7ce, isn't it, Daddy? - Yeah. Very nice. 163 00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:01,352 - It's not depressing at all. - fBobjH/Z 164 00:11:01,414 --> 00:11:04,122 - Uh,junior Harrison, this isjerry Robinson. - HiyaJerry. 165 00:11:04,183 --> 00:11:06,163 - Hi,junior. - Emily tells me you're an orthodontist. 166 00:11:06,219 --> 00:11:08,495 That's right. I catch 'em when they're young. 167 00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:11,398 I guess I was lucky. I never had any cavities. 168 00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:14,495 Yeah. I mighfve guessed that. 169 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:18,133 You've met- You've met Carol? 170 00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:20,837 - Ohh. - Oh, sure. Carol and I are old friends. 171 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,312 You know, her father runs a lumberyard in Collinsville... 172 00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:27,408 and carries the same line of bench vises that we do. 173 00:11:27,473 --> 00:11:29,976 Really? Carol never mentioned that. 174 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:33,922 I haven't mentioned a lot of my vices, Bob. 175 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,551 That's funny. Great sense of humor. 176 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:39,756 - Give her a raise, Bob. - Yeah. Give her a raise, Bob. 177 00:11:40,987 --> 00:11:43,024 Yeah. Great sense of humor. 178 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:47,128 - Where's Aggie? - Mother's shopping, sol thought I'd take Daddy by... 179 00:11:47,193 --> 00:11:49,332 and show him your office before we met her for lunch. 180 00:11:49,395 --> 00:11:53,537 Yeah. I saw the inner sanctum there, where all the deep, psychological probing goes on. 181 00:11:53,599 --> 00:11:57,547 - Daddy, it's not that deep. - No, not really. They'rejust normal people... 182 00:11:57,603 --> 00:12:00,982 -with normal problems. - [ Elevator Bell Dings] 183 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:05,682 Oh, hi, Dr. Hartley. Want me to wait in the elevator? 184 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,617 Uh, Michelle, I thought we changed your appointment till tomorrow. 185 00:12:10,683 --> 00:12:12,754 - No. No, you didn't. - Yes, I did, Michelle. 186 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,959 - I called and left a message with your father. - Oh, no wonder. 187 00:12:16,022 --> 00:12:19,060 My father never gives me my messages. He never gives me affection... 188 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,605 the time of clay, nothing. 189 00:12:21,661 --> 00:12:25,438 He's not a giving person. Do you understand what I'm saying? 190 00:12:25,498 --> 00:12:28,308 Well, uh, I'm new here. 191 00:12:30,736 --> 00:12:33,683 - Michelle, why don't we talk about that tomorrow? - Sure, sure. Tomorrow. 192 00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:38,415 That's easy for you to say, but I gotta go back and live with him today. 193 00:12:38,478 --> 00:12:42,187 All right, Michelle. Go in my office. I'll be with you in a minute. 194 00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:45,752 - Thank you. - It's 12:30. I'm starved. 195 00:12:45,818 --> 00:12:47,991 - Come on, everybody. I'll buy ya lunch. - Hey, great. 196 00:12:48,054 --> 00:12:51,126 - You too, Carol. - Bob, do you want us to wait for you? 197 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:54,137 - Uh, no. You'd better go on ahead. - Hey, Bob... 198 00:12:54,193 --> 00:12:56,833 aren't you gonna telljunior about the tickets, you know? 199 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:59,638 - Oh- Oh, yeah. - Oh, tickets. That reminds me. 200 00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:03,647 I called an old friend in Chicago to see if he could scrounge up a couple tickets... 201 00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:05,944 for the football game Sunday, but he couldn't get me any. 202 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:09,043 - Good. - But he did get me George Halas's box. 203 00:13:09,108 --> 00:13:11,611 Yeah. George Halas is the owner of the Bears. 204 00:13:14,046 --> 00:13:18,256 -I know. I know. - I expect you to comeJerry, and you too, Carol. 205 00:13:18,317 --> 00:13:20,297 There's room for all of us. 206 00:13:20,353 --> 00:13:23,129 Uh, honey, what were you gonna tell Daddy about tickets? 207 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:25,191 - Tickets? - Uh-huh. 208 00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:29,604 Oh- Oh, yeah. Tickets. I just wanted to say that I validate... 209 00:13:29,662 --> 00:13:32,700 if you have any- [Clears Throat] 210 00:13:32,765 --> 00:13:35,245 Any parking tickets. 211 00:13:35,301 --> 00:13:38,441 Forget it, Bob. It's on me. 212 00:13:48,781 --> 00:13:52,820 Trying to barbecue in Chicago isn't easy. The wind keeps blowing out there. 213 00:13:52,885 --> 00:13:56,731 You flip a hamburger and miss, you can give someone a meat concussion. 214 00:13:56,789 --> 00:13:59,497 Say, maybe we oughta put on an extra hamburger for Bob. 215 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:02,631 Oh, no, no. He'll get something at work. He's got group tonight. He'll be home late. 216 00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:05,642 Boy, Bob sure keeps late hours. It's like bein' married to a doctor. 217 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:08,110 Daddy, Bob is a doctor. 218 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:11,341 I mean a real doctor, you know, a body doctor. 219 00:14:11,404 --> 00:14:14,351 Junior, please. You know what Bob does. 220 00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:18,082 And Emily knew what she was getting into when she married Bob. 221 00:14:18,144 --> 00:14:21,785 Obviously they're very happy and very much in love. 222 00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:24,589 You are happy, aren't you, Emily? 223 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:29,156 Well, I was just checking. It's hard to tell with you. 224 00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:32,862 Even as a child, you never complained. 225 00:14:32,925 --> 00:14:37,340 You even used to smackyour lips when we gave you cod liver oil. 226 00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:42,072 Oh, Mother, I was not smacking my lips. I was gasping. 227 00:14:42,134 --> 00:14:46,549 Besides, Bob isn't cod liver oil. I've got nothing to complain about. 228 00:14:46,606 --> 00:14:51,146 Of course you haven't. Bob's kind of a quiet guy. 229 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,690 He's probably just like that around us. 230 00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:56,226 No, Daddy. He's that way all the time. 231 00:14:56,282 --> 00:14:59,855 - Well, uh, I- Mother? - Uh, look, you two. 232 00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:03,628 Now, we don't get to talk very often, so why don't we sit down... 233 00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:06,192 and I'll answer all those questions you've been storing up. 234 00:15:06,258 --> 00:15:08,238 - Come on. - What questions? 235 00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:11,036 You know. The ones about Bob and our marriage. 236 00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:13,270 Oh, uh, those questions. 237 00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:17,644 Yeah, well, first of all... 238 00:15:17,703 --> 00:15:22,652 after fouryears of marriage, I'm more in love with Bob than ever. 239 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,882 Second, I'm working because I want to, not because he can't support us. 240 00:15:25,945 --> 00:15:29,085 Emily, darling, you don't have to explain this to us. 241 00:15:29,148 --> 00:15:31,754 Aggie, she wants to. 242 00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:35,788 And, third, we want children; we'rejust not rushing to have them. 243 00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:40,395 - Well, uh, when do you think you might start rushing? -junior! 244 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:43,372 Well, I sure could use someone to take the business over someday- 245 00:15:43,429 --> 00:15:46,899 you know, a grandson to fish and hunt and arm wrestle with. 246 00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:48,946 - Darling. - You know, a grandson... 247 00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:52,244 like-like Emily. 248 00:15:52,304 --> 00:15:55,683 Like me? [Growls, Yelps] 249 00:15:55,741 --> 00:16:00,121 Oh, Daddy! Why don't you ever let me win? 250 00:16:03,716 --> 00:16:06,993 Bob, I made your reservations at the Emerald Room tonight. 251 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,533 That really oughta impress your father-in-law. 252 00:16:09,588 --> 00:16:12,432 - Well, I'm not taking him there to impress him. - Oh, Bob. 253 00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:15,062 The Emerald Room is last year's restaurant. If you wanna takejunior... 254 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:18,472 to someplace that'll really impress him in Chicago, it's gotta be the Top of the Pyle. 255 00:16:19,999 --> 00:16:21,979 I've heard of that place, Bob. 256 00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,708 It's on top of the Pyle Insurance Building. 257 00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:27,876 Right on. Top. Sixty-six floors up. 258 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:32,218 - Well, I- I don't care, as long as it's impressive. - Oh, it's really impressive. 259 00:16:32,278 --> 00:16:34,690 You know how in most restaurants, they call the maTtre d' “Captain“? 260 00:16:34,747 --> 00:16:38,285 This place, they call him “Colonel? 261 00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:42,821 - That's fine, as long as I get the check. - Oh, you'll get the check. 262 00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:47,633 But before you read it, take your napkin, wad it up into a ball and bite down on it. 263 00:16:47,693 --> 00:16:51,698 - That'll kind of muffle the scream. - [Carol Laughs] 264 00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:57,806 - Carol? - Right, Bob. Top of the Pyle. 265 00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:01,010 Oh, you're really gonna love that restaurant, Bob. The whole place spins around. 266 00:17:01,073 --> 00:17:04,577 Carol, get table number 12. Less vibration from the motor. 267 00:17:04,643 --> 00:17:08,216 - Go ahead, Carol. - Oh, Bob, one last tip. 268 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,282 If you have to go to the men's room, make sure you know... 269 00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:14,354 what everybody at your table is wearing, because when you get back, they won't be there. 270 00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:28,674 Dr. Hartley, I have bad news. We've had a breakdown, and we're not rotating right now. 271 00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:32,375 Oh, fine. The important thing is that... 272 00:17:32,438 --> 00:17:35,282 I get the check. 273 00:17:35,341 --> 00:17:38,288 Certainly, sir. I'll tellyour captain. 274 00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:41,621 Thank you very much, Colonel. 275 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,093 I'll have your drinks brought from the bar. Follow me, sir. 276 00:17:49,221 --> 00:17:53,636 - George, I have this table for Dr. Hartley. - But I have it for Mr. Devereaux. 277 00:17:53,692 --> 00:17:57,435 Milt, let's let them take it. We've had table 12 before. 278 00:17:57,496 --> 00:18:01,103 First the floor doesn't rotate, now this. This place is goin' downhill. 279 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,374 Please. 280 00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:07,210 Signore. 281 00:18:09,475 --> 00:18:13,321 Thank you very much. We appreciate that. My in-laws live in Seattle. 282 00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:15,484 Wish mine did. 283 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:20,486 - Terrific place, Bob. -just lovely. 284 00:18:20,553 --> 00:18:23,659 [Waiter Speaking Italian] 285 00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:27,497 - Oh, uh, Captain? - Yes, sir? 286 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,009 - Uh, make sure I get the check. - Thank you, sir. 287 00:18:32,064 --> 00:18:35,978 Oh, here comes our drinks. just put those on our dinner check... 288 00:18:36,035 --> 00:18:39,642 and make sure I get the check. 289 00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:47,554 - [ High-pitched Yelp] - Isn't it cute, honey? 290 00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:53,622 - Look. All the prices are in lira. - Thank God. 291 00:18:53,686 --> 00:18:57,133 - You remember the last time we were in Italy? - Yeah. 292 00:18:57,189 --> 00:19:00,966 - Wasn't it 500 lira to a dollar? - That's right. 500. 293 00:19:01,026 --> 00:19:03,529 500 to a dollar. 294 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,776 Well,just order anything you want. Order everything. 295 00:19:10,836 --> 00:19:15,615 - I'll just have the chicken. - Well, why don't you have the steak and lobster? 296 00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:20,316 - That's what I'm gonna have. - Would you like to order now, or would you like to wait? 297 00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:23,292 Pardon me. By any chance, are you from Naples? 298 00:19:23,349 --> 00:19:26,558 - Yes, I am. - I thought so, Aggiejust like Matteo at home. 299 00:19:26,619 --> 00:19:28,895 - That's who it is. - What do you recommend? 300 00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:33,562 A little veal piccata and some zucchini é la “Napolitana? Perfect. 301 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:36,732 - Great. That's what I'll have. - [ Emily] I'll have that too. 302 00:19:36,795 --> 00:19:41,107 - [ Aggie ] just make that three. - Yes, madame. And the same for you, sir? 303 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:45,546 - No. I think I'll stay with the steak and the lobster. - Fine. 304 00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:50,747 Three be/la di la 6.25.2 and one surf and turf. 305 00:19:54,914 --> 00:19:59,090 Mm. This dessert is delicious, Alfredo. 306 00:19:59,151 --> 00:20:02,530 - What did you say it was called? - Zabaglione. 307 00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:07,059 - Is it as you remember it,junior? - Perfetto. 308 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,136 And how was your apple pie, sir? 309 00:20:11,196 --> 00:20:13,676 - Good. Real good. - Thank you, sir. 310 00:20:13,732 --> 00:20:16,872 Mother, do you- Will you excuse us? 311 00:20:16,936 --> 00:20:19,041 Daddy, you might as well take the last bite of my dessert... 312 00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:22,779 'cause I know you're gonna snitch it anyhow. 313 00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:26,948 - Bob, do you mind if I smoke? - No. Not at all. 314 00:20:27,012 --> 00:20:31,552 - How'd you enjoyyour dinner? - Very much. This is a great place, Bob. 315 00:20:31,617 --> 00:20:34,928 Uh, Bob, I think we should have a talk. 316 00:20:34,987 --> 00:20:37,934 Well, I thinkyou're right. It's something you and I haven't done. 317 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:43,941 Somethings bothering me, and I hope you don't take this personally, but it's you. 318 00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:50,079 Well, I'll try not to take it personally. What's- What's my problem? 319 00:20:50,135 --> 00:20:54,345 Well, Bob, I thinkl have been a pretty darn good father. 320 00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:57,080 I must've clone something right to raise a daughter like Emily. 321 00:20:57,142 --> 00:20:59,383 I thinkyou've done an excellentjob. 322 00:20:59,445 --> 00:21:02,426 When she was a little girl, she really looked up to me. 323 00:21:02,481 --> 00:21:04,961 One day, when I was building the cabin out at the lake... 324 00:21:05,017 --> 00:21:09,898 she turned to me and said, “Daddy, you're so strong and funny... 325 00:21:09,955 --> 00:21:13,402 “and you can fish, and you can hunt, and you can build a cabin. 326 00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:17,236 You know how to do everything. Someday I'm gonna marry a manjust like you.” 327 00:21:18,664 --> 00:21:22,202 Well, she married a man like you, Bob. 328 00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:24,747 Where did I go wrong? 329 00:21:26,205 --> 00:21:28,242 I can fish. 330 00:21:28,307 --> 00:21:33,017 You must be able to do a lot of other things, because it's very obvious... 331 00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:36,616 that she loves you more than anything else in the whole world. 332 00:21:36,682 --> 00:21:40,152 To tell you the truth, Bob- This is very hard for me to say... 333 00:21:40,219 --> 00:21:42,699 but I'm a little envious of you. 334 00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:46,100 - You're envious of me? - Yeah. 335 00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:51,801 Well, that's funny, because I've been feeling the same thing all week toward you. 336 00:21:51,864 --> 00:21:56,472 You know, I've been trying to, well, impress you. 337 00:21:56,535 --> 00:21:58,879 Really? HOW? 338 00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:05,621 - A lot of different ways. - I hadn't noticed. 339 00:22:05,677 --> 00:22:08,453 I guess I haven't been fair to you at all, Bob. 340 00:22:08,514 --> 00:22:11,620 You see, I've been trying to impress everybody myself. 341 00:22:11,683 --> 00:22:16,132 From now on, why don't we stop tryin' to impress each other and start being ourselves? 342 00:22:16,188 --> 00:22:19,397 - That's a great idea. - Wait a minute. I'll get that. 343 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:22,132 - [ Bob] No. No, no, no, no. - No, no. Please, I insist. Let me. 344 00:22:22,194 --> 00:22:24,140 - Absolutely- - Look, I gotta treat tonight. 345 00:22:24,196 --> 00:22:26,176 - Absolutely not. - [ Grumbles] 346 00:22:26,231 --> 00:22:28,177 But, sir, about the other gentleman- 347 00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:30,804 Well,just forget about the other gentleman. I'm taking care of that. 348 00:22:30,869 --> 00:22:32,871 Uh- 349 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:44,457 - Thank you very much, sir. - That's- That'll take care of the bill... 350 00:22:44,516 --> 00:22:46,621 and then the rest is for you. 351 00:22:46,685 --> 00:22:50,326 - Thank you again. Grazia. - We're ready if you boys are. 352 00:22:50,389 --> 00:22:55,099 - Well, we're ready. The bill's all taken care of. - Yeah. Bob picked up the check. 353 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,131 - Honey, he's a terrific guy. - Yes, I know, Daddy. 354 00:22:59,198 --> 00:23:03,613 Excuse me. I really wanna thank you for paying our check. 355 00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:07,207 You didn't have to do that. 356 00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:11,812 Very generous. What a fantastic guy. 357 00:23:11,877 --> 00:23:15,120 And this is your check, Dr. Hartley. 358 00:23:32,464 --> 00:23:36,412 Emily, I want you to know that was one of the nicest evenings of my life. 359 00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:40,382 Oh, good, honey. Mother and Dad really enjoyed it too. 360 00:23:40,439 --> 00:23:43,147 It was also one of the most expensive. 361 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:47,281 I was wondering how much it came to since there were no dollars on the menu. 362 00:23:47,346 --> 00:23:49,917 There were plenty of them on the bill. 363 00:23:49,982 --> 00:23:52,519 L HGVGI' 38W SO many numbers. 364 00:23:52,584 --> 00:23:57,158 - There were three of'em before you got to the decimal point. - Oh, no. 365 00:23:57,222 --> 00:24:00,897 That didn't even include Milt's table. 366 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:05,908 You know, it was worth it though. I really got close to your family- 367 00:24:05,964 --> 00:24:09,241 on the ride home, with all the singing. 368 00:24:09,301 --> 00:24:12,805 You know, I think I finally learned the words to that song. 369 00:24:12,871 --> 00:24:17,320 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom I get so lonely when I dream of you ♪ 370 00:24:17,376 --> 00:24:22,689 Uh, Bob, you know, I've heard that song all my life. 371 00:24:22,748 --> 00:24:27,094 - Yeah. - And I just hate it. 372 00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:29,962 I do too. 373 00:24:30,022 --> 00:24:32,002 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪ 374 00:24:32,057 --> 00:24:36,870 [ Both] ♪ I get so lonely when I dream about you ♪ 375 00:25:07,793 --> 00:25:09,204 [ Mews] 34159

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