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- [ Rings]
- Hello?
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Oh, Bob, I can't believe
we're finally home.
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Four hours to fly
from Mexico City to Chicago...
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and two hours to drive
from the airport to the house.
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You forgot the 3 hours it took me to get you
from the insurance counter and onto the plane.
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I can't help it. I'll always be afraid of flying.
I'm just glad we made it.
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- So was the Mexican insurance company.
- Oh.
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- Hi!
- Oh, hi, Howard! Oh, I missed you!
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- I missed you too.
- Thank you for collecting the mail.
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Bob, how are ya?
Wow, it's great to see you. How was Mexico?
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It was just great. We went on all the tours,
went to the best restaurants.
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- We did everything there was to do in Mexico.
- Did you get sick?
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- No.
- Well, then you did almost everything.
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Anything exciting
happen here, Howie?
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No, everything was pretty dull,
except for the fire.
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Fire?
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Nobody got hurt, but the whole top floor--
whew-- totaled.
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Well, look, good seeing you, Bob.
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- Good seeing you too, Howard.
- Oh, one thing.
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When you get on the elevator, don't press
the 10th floor. You mightjust keep on going.
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Okay, Mrs. Snyder, yes.
I'll have Doctor call you. Right. Bye.
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- Well, I'm home.
- Bob, welcome home!
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Welcome back.
Now tell me all about your trip.
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- Well, where do I--
- [ Phone Ringing]
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Doctor's office.
Oh, Mr. Walters.
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Listen, Dr. Tupperman wondered
if you'd mind coming in again.
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It seems the laboratory
misplaced your, uh, sample.
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No, I don't think it would be
a very good idea to mail it in.
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Well, good luck, Mr. Walters.
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Bob, I tell you-- this place has been
a madhouse ever since you left.
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Now I'm dying to know
all about your trip.
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- Well, we took a lot of pictures.
- I'd love to see 'em.
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- Here's one of Emily at the Hanging Gardens.
- Oh.
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[Ringing]
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Doctor's offi ce.
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Oh. Hi,Alan.
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Oh, nothing much.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, well, Alan,
I'm dying to hear all about it.
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But I have to get back
to work right now.
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- Bye.
- Here's one of Emily and I.
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Bob! Welcome back!
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- ThankyouJerry. - Tell me all about
Mexico. It must have been fantastic.
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- I was just showing Carol this picture--
- [ Ringing]
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I was just showing you this picture
of Emily in front of the Hanging Gardens.
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Bob, excuse me.
This is a business call.
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- Is it for me?
- No, it's for me, and it's kind of hard to hear.
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That's it.
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I've had it.
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Nothing. it's just one of our psychologists.
You know how cranky they can get.
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Boy, have I missed
talking with you.
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- Jerry, Mexico was--
- Before you get into that...
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one thing happened while you were gone
I wanna tell you.
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- What?
- I'm engaged.
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- Engaged to be married?
- Yeah. Isn't that fantastic?
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- I thought you were gonna break it off with Gail.
- I was going to.
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But that doesn't matter because
I'm not engaged to Gail.
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But thanks for reminding me, 'cause now
I really have to break it off with her.
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Well, who is it?
Do I know her?
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I don't think so. I didn't know her myself
until nine and a half days ago.
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- Tell me about her.
- Well, she rents my chair.
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- She cleans teeth in it.
- Oh.
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She's an oral hygienist.
Bob, you'rejust gonna love her.
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I mean, she's dependable, well-organized--
she's got all her own instruments.
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She certainly sounds well-equipped.
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Oh, that too!
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- Excuse meJerry.
- [Whispering] That's her.
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You better get back to your office.
Your impression compound is hardening.
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Hear that, Bob?
Isn't that fantastic?
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I mean, a lot of girls can say,
“Your impression compound is hardening”...
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but how many of them look that great
while they're saying it.
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You two get to know each other.
I'll be right back.
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- You must be Bob Hartley.
- Yes.
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And you, uh-- [Clears Throat]
you rentjerrys chair.
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That's right.
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You know,jerry'sjust told me
so much about you, Bob.
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Well, he hasn't told me enough about you.
He never told me your name.
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Oh, it's Cynthia.
Cynthia Fremont.
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And if you ever forget, you can
just take a little peek right there.
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[Clears Throat]
Well, I'm sure I won't forget.
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Well, what do you think,
you two?
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Huh? Aren't you both fantastic?
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Excuse me,)erry.
Jennifer Winters has to cancel today.
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So how about ifshe comes in
Wednesday at 4:00?
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No, no, that won't work.jerry's going to start
taking Wednesday afternoons off.
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Well, how about
Thursday at 4:OO,jerry?
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Mm-mmmjerrys at the free clinic
Thursday at 4:00.
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WelLJerry, how about
Friday at 4:00?
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No, Friday at 4:00
Jerry's fitting a headgear.
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Why don't you make it
Tuesday at 4:00?
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WhyJerry, I thought you played handball
at the “Y“ Tuesday at 4:00.
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Nope. I don't need
handball anymore.
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Make it Tuesday at 4:00.
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Thank you.
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Well, it was awfully nice
meeting you, Bob.
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I have to go now and clean
my instruments. Bye-bye.
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And she's so clean, Bob.
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Before she even works on a patient, she washes
her hands all the way up to the elbow.
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That's a very important trait
in a person-- clean elbows.
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- Well, I gotta go, Bob.
- Oh,jerry.
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- Yeah, Bob? - We have a lot of catching
up to do. Why don't we have lunch?
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- Gee, I don't know. I better check.
- Check?
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- Cynthia doesn't like to eat alone.
- Have herjoin us.
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She might not feel like it. I'll check
with her and get back to you later.
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Oh,jerry, tomorrow night we're showing
slides of Mexico. Can you make it?
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Sounds great. I'll check with Cynthia.
Can I have the key to the men's room?
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- Oh, sure.
- Thank you.
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I'm surprised he didn't have
to check with Cynthia on that.
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He usually does.
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This is a very primitive village
that Emily and I visited.
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It's primitive all right.
Look how old the Cadillacs are.
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Oh, this is a picture
I took of Bob by a big waterfall.
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Emily, where's Bob?
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From where I was standing, I had to decide
between Bob and the waterfall.
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You made the right choice.
You can get Bob anytime.
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Oh, there it is.
This is the University of Mexico.
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- Great shot.
- OhJerry, we'vejust got to go to Mexico.
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Just look at that beautiful mural.
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The whole building's a mosaic.
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It's the greatest shot yet--
the color, the focus. How'd you do it?
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I bought it at a drugstore.
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Good.
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Oh, this is a shot of Emily and I
in front of the Aztec god of fertility.
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Is he single?
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Nice shot, Bob.
Who took that?
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One of those local friendly guys
that hangs around.
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I showed him how
to use the camera.
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And this is a shot of the nice policeman
that helped me get the camera back.
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And that's it.
Somebody wanna get the lights?
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I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em.
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Uh, can somebody turn on alight
sol can find the lights?
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[Emily]
Howard, I'll get it.
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At least I got the right wall.
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- I'll get us some more dip.
- Bob, the slides werejust wonderful.
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Thank you. Thank you. And as a reward
for your unsolicited compliments...
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I'm gonna serve you
my very best brandy.
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- Oh, great.
Jerry, youfirejust got to take some time out...
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so we can get to Mexico.
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It's really hard to get away
with my schedule so busy.
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But, sweetheart, you'vejust got to take the time.
He never takes time for himself.
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He works so hard,
he never even takes a vacation.
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I can't even remember
the last vacation Arthur and I had.
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Yes, I can. It was when the kids
went to camp, and we stayed home.
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Jerry, we really have to be going.
You have an 8:00 appointment in the morning.
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Bob's getting the brandy.
Let's just stay a little longer.
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Sweetheart, you know
how you need your eight hours.
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Whenjerry doesn't get his eight hours,
he'sjust an old grump.
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That's funny. When I get my eight hours,
I'm just an old grump.
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Really?
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Can't we just stay
for one little nightcap?
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- All right, but a short one.
- [Bob] Well, here it is.
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This isn't your average brandy.
This is French cognac.
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This is the kind that Napoleon used
to serve his generals.
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Very rare, very expensive,
but it's worth it.
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I can get that stuff
at the Dublin airport.
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Duty-free.
Two bucks for a whole quart.
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Thanks, Howard.
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It's okay.
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[Exhales Sharply]
Great nightcap, Bob.
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Cynthia's right.
I really need my eight hours.
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You see, Emily--
I knowjerry better than he knows himself.
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I'll show you where
your coats are, Cynthia.
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Bob, could I talk
to you a second?
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- Sure. Howard, do you wanna do the honors?
- Sure.
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Bob, you better get
out the old tuxedo.
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I don't have an old tuxedo.
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Then you better get out the old rented tuxedo
because Cynthia and I set the date.
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- Oh. When is it?
- Sunday. Isn't that fantastic?
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- It's fantastic. It's fantastically fast.
- Yeah, isn't it?
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Is this your choiceJerry?
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What are you suggesting, Bob?
Of course it's my choice.
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Jerry, sit down.
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Sometimes, you know,
some beautiful women...
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well, they have a way of making youjump
without really realizing it.
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Bob, I know what you're saying.
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And I appreciate your saying it.
But do I look like...
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the kind of a man who would get involved with
a woman who'd make mejump through a hoop?
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- [er/y let'; go.
- Right, honey.
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- Good nightjerry.
- Good night.
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Good night.
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- Good night, Carol.
- Good night, Margaret.
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- Good night.
- Listen, thank you, Emily.
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And anytime you want, come over to my place,
I'll show you my vacation slides.
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I have some
breathtaking shots...
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of romantic, spectacular
Davenport, Iowa.
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Out.
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Oh, it's nice having people over...
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but it's even nicer
when they leave.
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Hi, Howard.
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It's a real break living across the hall.
You can stay longer.
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Well, I guess that's long enough.
Nice party.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Well, that was a nice get-together,
wasn't it, Bob?
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- Yeah.
- Bob, what's the matter?
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Oh, no, I was just thinking
about poorjerry.
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- Poor w“? H
- UM sag “mm EH'; *-?
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- Yeah.
- I wonder why I said that.
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You know what
he told me tonight?
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- He's gonna marry Cynthia.
- I thought you said they just met.
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They did. Ten and a half--
eleven days ago now.
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At the rate they're going now, they're gonna
have three kids by the end of the week.
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What do you, uh--
What do you think of Cynthia?
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Well, it's pretty obvious. She's very nice,
very pretty and very sure of herself.
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- Why? What do you think?
- I think she's a back buster.
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A what?
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- A what?
- A back buster.
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Somebody who stays
on a guy's back until she busts it.
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Bob, how can you say
a thing like that?
209
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Emily, I've had a lot of experience
in this area.
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I mean, this is my field.
211
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,670
I mean, it's not healthy for a relationship
between a man and a woman...
212
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for the woman to be
stronger than the man.
213
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I mean, there are few instances where a man
wants a woman as strong-- as strong as he is.
214
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B e And this happens
to be one of them.
215
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Can you help me with this?
216
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[Voice Deepens]
Sure, sweetheart.
217
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Carol. Carol, would you make
reservations for dinner...
218
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at the Fireplace Room,
7:00 tonight for two?
219
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- Sure.
- And make sure we get a booth, not a table.
220
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- That's important, so don't forget.
- Right.
221
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A booth next to the fireplace.
222
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Any special type logs
you'd like burning in the fireplace?
223
00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:05,101
Bob! Oh, Bob.
I just wanted to tell you what a great time...
224
00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:07,508
Jerry and I had
at your house last night.
225
00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:10,571
Did anyone else
feel sick this morning?
226
00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:12,513
Hmm?
227
00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:15,883
Whenjerry came into work this morning,
he said he felt a little sick.
228
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,684
And I thought it may have been the clip.
It did look a little green.
229
00:14:18,744 --> 00:14:22,021
Well, it was avocado dip.
230
00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:26,689
Yes, I know, but I thought it maybe
looked a little too green, you know?
231
00:14:26,752 --> 00:14:28,732
Maybe you should have
Emily check it out.
232
00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:31,394
I doubt ifit was the dip.
It's the same kind she always buys.
233
00:14:31,457 --> 00:14:35,769
It could have been a bad batch. You never
can be too careful about things like that.
234
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:39,071
Right. I'll call Emily and have her
throw out whatever was leftover.
235
00:14:39,131 --> 00:14:42,669
I think that's very wise.
Thank you. See you later.
236
00:14:42,735 --> 00:14:46,308
Bob, listen, I overheard
the green part of that conversation.
237
00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:50,684
I had that dip last night, and the only thing
wrong with it was I couldn't stop eating it.
238
00:14:50,743 --> 00:14:52,916
- It was delicious.
- It was, wasn't it?
239
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,289
- Yeah.
- And you feel all right this morning?
240
00:14:55,348 --> 00:14:59,797
Except for the fact that I got
eight hours' sleep, I feel fine.
241
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:03,967
- Good morning, Bob.
- HLJerry. How do you feel?
242
00:15:04,023 --> 00:15:06,902
- Lousy.
- You think it was the dip last night at the party?
243
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:11,601
What dip? It was the Bulls.
They blew a 10-point lead. I'm sick about it.
244
00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:15,134
- Can I see you a minute?
-Yeah.
245
00:15:16,402 --> 00:15:18,541
Just sit down there
a minute, Bob.
246
00:15:20,906 --> 00:15:24,149
Now, I wanna talk to you
about best man at my wedding.
247
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:27,657
- Oh.
- Now, Bob, there'; no zfiscussion.
248
00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:31,251
You're my best friend.
I've known you longer than--
249
00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:33,854
well, than anyone else
I can think of.
250
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:36,695
The best man at my wedding
is gonna be Bernie Tupperman.
251
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,231
- Who?
- Tupperman.
252
00:15:43,295 --> 00:15:46,276
You see, Bob, while you were in Mexico,
Tupperman introduced me to Cynthia.
253
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,744
And, well, you know the rest.
Anyway...
254
00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:52,305
Cynthia suggested Tupperman
because she felt it would be good luck.
255
00:15:52,371 --> 00:15:54,351
You know how women are
about weddings.
256
00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:58,981
How-How do you feeLjerry? I mean,
how do you feel about Tupperman being best man?
257
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,082
He's not a bad guy.
258
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:06,788
Certainly is one
of your top urologists.
259
00:16:06,852 --> 00:16:09,059
Was this your choiceJerry?
260
00:16:09,121 --> 00:16:11,658
Oh. Oh, Bob.
261
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:16,571
I know. Your feelings are hurt
because I didn't askyou to be best man.
262
00:16:16,629 --> 00:16:19,872
But I've got a job for you that's
much more important than best man.
263
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:22,344
- Jerry, it isn't that.
- Oh, Bob, I mean it.
264
00:16:22,401 --> 00:16:25,382
I wouldn't even trust
this job to Tupperman.
265
00:16:25,438 --> 00:16:28,146
- What is it?
- I'd really be honored, Bob, if you'd do it for me.
266
00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:32,019
- What is it?
- Head usher.
267
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,648
Head usher?
268
00:16:33,713 --> 00:16:36,819
Maybe you don't understand
how important thejob of head usher is.
269
00:16:36,882 --> 00:16:40,830
I mean, you've gotta make sure
that all the guests are greeted properly...
270
00:16:40,886 --> 00:16:43,594
and that nobody's offended...
271
00:16:43,656 --> 00:16:45,863
and that everybody's
in a real straight line.
272
00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:50,499
Jerry, I'll be proud and happy to be
your head usher, but you don't have to sell me.
273
00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:53,271
- It isn't that big a deal.
- It is a big deal, Bob.
274
00:16:53,332 --> 00:16:55,278
I fought like mad
to get you that job.
275
00:16:57,470 --> 00:17:00,041
Cynthia wanted her brother.
276
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,753
Emily, you wanna hurry up.
The guys are gonna be here any minute.
277
00:17:05,811 --> 00:17:08,223
All right, I'm leaving.
278
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,284
Is it such a crime
ifone of them sees me?
279
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:14,923
Honey, the big attraction of
a bachelor stag party is there are no women.
280
00:17:14,987 --> 00:17:19,299
I understand. You guys wanna be free
to swear and spit a lot.
281
00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:23,203
- Honey, where are the chips?
- In the kitchen next to the dip.
282
00:17:23,262 --> 00:17:25,401
Poker chips.
283
00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:29,537
Oh. They're right in--
I thinktheyre in here.
284
00:17:29,602 --> 00:17:31,639
Yeah, here they are.
285
00:17:31,704 --> 00:17:34,947
You know, this romance thing
ofjerry's is going much too fast.
286
00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:38,250
If there's one thing I'm not prepared
for tonight, it's to throw a stag party forjerry.
287
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,654
- Then Why'd you volunteer?
- I didn't volunteer.
288
00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:44,820
Thejob automatically became mine when the
best man had to perform a gallbladder operation.
289
00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:47,228
- Oh.
- I think I got everything.
290
00:17:47,286 --> 00:17:51,928
I got the chips, the cards, the ice,
the food, the liquor.
291
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:55,165
- There's only thing left I have to get.
- What's that?
292
00:17:55,227 --> 00:17:58,231
- You out of here.
- [ Mock Chuckle]
293
00:17:58,297 --> 00:18:00,834
You sure you don't want me
to stick around and help?
294
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,403
I could come out of the cake.
[Laughing]
295
00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:05,415
I'm leaving!
296
00:18:05,471 --> 00:18:07,917
- [ Phone Ringing] - That'll be
Margaret wondering what happened to me.
297
00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:11,113
- I'll tell her where you are.
- Okay.
298
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,952
Hello?
299
00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:15,856
Oh, hLJerry.
Where are you?
300
00:18:18,651 --> 00:18:20,892
You're not coming here?
301
00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:25,798
Jerry, it's my duty
as head usher to inform you...
302
00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:28,737
that this bachelor party
is being thrown for you.
303
00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:32,308
Off?
304
00:18:32,364 --> 00:18:36,073
The wedding is off.
Jerry, where are you calling from?
305
00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:40,840
A bridge?
306
00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:45,889
You're working on a bridge
in your office.
307
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:50,758
Jerry, you gonna be there
for a while?
308
00:18:50,816 --> 00:18:53,660
I was gonna be in the neighborhood
in, oh, 27 minutes.
309
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:58,668
I thought I'd--
I thought I'djust drop by.
310
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:01,864
All right, good-bye.
This whole thing is going too fast.
311
00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:03,964
- Well, what happened?
- The Wedding's off.
312
00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:07,067
I don't know why,
but I'm gonna find out.
313
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:09,339
- Uh-oh.
- What's the matter?
314
00:19:09,401 --> 00:19:12,712
Emily, in about three minutes,
2O guys are gonna pour in here...
315
00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:15,752
prepared to drink and play poker
and open funny gifts.
316
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,754
Oh, I understand.
You want me--
317
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:21,815
Take off your coat and be prepared
to spit and swear a lot.
318
00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:35,265
- Jerry, are you all right?
- Yeah.
319
00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:38,604
I was just lying here thinking.
320
00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:42,077
- Mind if I join you?
- Not at all. Pull up a stool.
321
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:44,876
Can I get you a drink?
322
00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:48,111
Of course, all I have is mouthwash.
323
00:19:48,173 --> 00:19:50,119
No, I don't think so.
324
00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:54,684
_ 50..
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
325
00:19:56,982 --> 00:20:01,431
I think that's enough small-talkjerry.
What the heck happened?
326
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:06,197
Bob, Sunday I'm marrying
a girl I hardly know.
327
00:20:06,258 --> 00:20:08,204
Now that's not good, is it, Bob?
328
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:11,400
So I'm not marrying her this Sunday.
The Wedding's postponed.
329
00:20:11,463 --> 00:20:14,774
- Till when?
- Way, way in the future.
330
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:18,144
- Jerry, way, way in the future
for you could be Tuesday. - No.
331
00:20:18,203 --> 00:20:20,342
No, Bob. I really mean it.
332
00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:23,615
You were right.
She's a very strong woman.
333
00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:26,350
She was pushing me into a decision
that just wasn't mine.
334
00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:29,985
But no more. I'm not marrying
her until I'm ready, and that's it.
335
00:20:30,049 --> 00:20:32,051
What'd she say
when you told her?
336
00:20:32,117 --> 00:20:34,961
I don't know.
I'm scared to tell her.
337
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:38,524
Jerry, sooner or later
you have to tell her.
338
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:43,130
I mean, how're you gonna stand up to a woman
while you're lying down in a chair?
339
00:20:43,195 --> 00:20:45,505
You're right, Bob.
You're absolutely right.
340
00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:49,341
I just gotta be a man
and tell her face-to-face.
341
00:20:49,401 --> 00:20:51,506
I'll call her
on the phone right now.
342
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:54,073
- Jerry, I'll leave.
- Oh, no! I mean, no.
343
00:20:54,139 --> 00:20:56,710
You just-- You just stay.
344
00:20:56,775 --> 00:21:00,018
What better time than this to have
a psychologist in the same room with you?
345
00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:02,992
[Tapping Keypad
346
00:21:03,048 --> 00:21:07,758
Hello, honey?
Hi. What are you doing? Oh.
347
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:11,029
Not good, Bob.
She's shortening the wedding dress.
348
00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:14,469
You better tell henjerry,
before it gets too short.
349
00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:17,029
Right. Hello, honey?
350
00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,542
Uh, why don't you stop
shortening your wedding dress?
351
00:21:19,598 --> 00:21:23,478
Now, before you say anything,
let mejust explain one thing to you.
352
00:21:23,535 --> 00:21:27,005
The wedding is off. No, no, no, no, no.
Now what I mean by that...
353
00:21:27,072 --> 00:21:32,112
is that lately I've been getting
these really strong feelings of indecision.
354
00:21:32,177 --> 00:21:35,215
So why don't we just
slow this whole thing down?
355
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,282
I mean, really just get
to know each other.
356
00:21:37,349 --> 00:21:41,320
And then when I come to the same decision
that you've come to, then we'll get married.
357
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:44,960
So no one will feel like
they're being pushed, okay, honey?
358
00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:48,403
That'll be fine with me too, honey.
Good. Good-bye.
359
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:51,339
Oh, I feel better.
360
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:55,174
See, the classic domineering woman really
wants a man to be stronger than she is.
361
00:21:55,234 --> 00:21:57,180
- Yeah.
- What'd she say?
362
00:21:57,236 --> 00:22:00,410
She said if we weren't married by Sunday,
she never wanted to see me again.
363
00:22:02,174 --> 00:22:04,120
Oh.
364
00:22:04,176 --> 00:22:08,181
Well, the whole thing's off for good now, Bob.
She's even canceling the lease on my chair.
365
00:22:08,247 --> 00:22:11,353
- I feel bad for you,jerry.
- Well, you should feel good.
366
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,419
'Cause that's the way
I'm feeling-- good.
367
00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:17,365
Boy, this was a great experience, Bob.
I learned a lot...
368
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:21,496
like, uh, I never knew the size
of my ring finger before.
369
00:22:23,262 --> 00:22:25,538
I'm a nine, Bob.
370
00:22:25,597 --> 00:22:27,543
I'm a six and a half.
371
00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:29,704
That's okay.
Look how happily married you are.
372
00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:37,217
So, what are--
what are you gonna do,jerry?
373
00:22:37,276 --> 00:22:41,418
I'm just gonna sit here
and slow down.
374
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,518
Boy, Bob--
Do you realize what she made me do to you?
375
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,654
I mean,just between
you and me...
376
00:22:46,718 --> 00:22:49,164
being usher is not
such a hotjob.
377
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,403
Head usher.
378
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:57,532
I guess I can tell you now.
There was only gonna be the one usher.
379
00:22:59,298 --> 00:23:03,474
Jerry, uh, head usher or best man
or friend, I mean, that isn't important.
380
00:23:03,535 --> 00:23:07,415
What's important is that you're happy, and
you're doing what you want with your life.
381
00:23:08,707 --> 00:23:11,278
Thanks, Bob.
I guess I'll get out of my chair now.
382
00:23:11,343 --> 00:23:13,880
Why don't we go to your party
and we'll have some laughs?
383
00:23:13,946 --> 00:23:17,894
Oh, gee, I really don't feel like laughing
at funny gifts right now, Bob.
384
00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:20,624
No, neither do I.
We'll have a drink.
385
00:23:20,686 --> 00:23:25,965
I'll call Emily and tell her
to let the boys go home.
386
00:23:26,024 --> 00:23:29,995
They're probably all sitting
around depressed and waiting for you.
387
00:23:31,296 --> 00:23:34,106
Honey. Yeah, the wedding is off.
Jerry's fine...
388
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,407
and we're gonna go out
and have a drink.
389
00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:39,745
I imagine the guys
are kind of depressed, huh?
390
00:23:39,805 --> 00:23:44,254
Honey, can you speak up?
I can't hearyou over the loud laughing.
391
00:23:45,611 --> 00:23:49,081
Honey, I don't wanna hear
about the funny gifts.
392
00:23:49,148 --> 00:23:51,788
I'll see ya later.
Let's have that drinlgjer.
393
00:23:51,850 --> 00:23:54,194
- What did she say, Bob?
- She said she's glad you're fine...
394
00:23:54,253 --> 00:23:56,824
and she's working on
an inside straight.
395
00:24:01,593 --> 00:24:03,698
Hi, honey.
396
00:24:03,762 --> 00:24:05,833
H I, Bob. How's j erry?
397
00:24:05,898 --> 00:24:08,435
He's fantastic.
How'd the party go?
398
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:14,314
Oh, Bob, I can honestly say this is
the best bachelor stag party I've ever been to.
399
00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:16,216
- Uh-huh.
- The guys were so sweet.
400
00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:19,347
- They let me play in every hand.
- How much did you drop?
401
00:24:19,411 --> 00:24:24,588
Oh, Bob, that's not
why they let me play.
402
00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:28,325
- How much?
- I only had five dollars in my purse.
403
00:24:28,387 --> 00:24:30,367
What did you do
when that was gone?
404
00:24:32,491 --> 00:24:35,062
You know that big jar
of pennies you've been saving?
405
00:24:35,127 --> 00:24:39,132
Emily, there must have been 50, 6O dollars
in thatjar of pennies.
406
00:24:39,198 --> 00:24:41,838
$72.08.
407
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:43,971
All gone?
408
00:24:44,036 --> 00:24:46,073
Of course not, Bob.
409
00:24:46,138 --> 00:24:49,381
- How much is left?
- The eight cents.
410
00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:01,856
Well, it's a beginning.
411
00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:36,265
[ Mews]
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