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[Yawning]
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Oh! Good morning, sweetheart.
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- What are you gonna do today?
- I've got lots of things to do.
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First, I'm gonna see you
off to work.
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Then I'll probably go out on the patio
and work on my tan.
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Then I guess I'll take
a hot shower and maybe a nap.
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By then you should be home.
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Honey, maybe we should
go out to dinner tonight.
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I don't think I'm
gonna feel like cooking.
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That building a tan can really
take it out of you.
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Well, Bob, I'm just bored.
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I wish there were summer school
for third grade...
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- sol could at least teach during my vacation.
- [ Bell Ding; ]
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Emily, working during a vacation
from work is not a vacation from work.
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You owe it to yourself.
Youjust gotta find something to do.
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- Like what?
- [KnQckAt Door]
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- Would you get the door?
- Oh, sure.
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But that still leaves me with
two months of nothing to do.
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Hi, Howard.
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Hi, Emily.
How'd you know it was me?
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- You're wearing a uniform, and I
recognized your face. - Oh, well...
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I just wanted to tell you
that I just got back.
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I didn't even know
you were out of town.
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I wasn't. I just got back
from a party. Wow!
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How come you're
wearing your uniform?
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It was a costume party.
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- Uh, come in, Howard.
- Oh, yeah. Come in, Howard.
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I love costume parties,
but I like to go as myself.
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It's pretty hard to pick up a girl
when you're dressed as a chicken.
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Howard, Emily and I werejust discussing
what to do with your time off.
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- Thank you, honey.
- Thank you very much. Thanks.
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You have a lot of time off, right?
You're on three days, and then you're off three.
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Yeah, they call it “three on and three off.“
Oh, thank you.
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- What do you do with your three off?
- Oh, I keep myself busy.
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I took upjogging last month,
but it didn't work out.
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Emily wouldn't care
for running.
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- How about handball? That's good exercise.
- That's a man's sport.
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Women have hands.
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It's too hard.
It's too strenuous.
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They wanna be equal.
Let them do some of the hard stuff.
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How about Ping-Pong? No, you need
a partner. Does she have any Chinese friends?
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Honey, where are you going?
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Oh, I just thought while
you two were deciding...
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the half of me that's awake would gojoin
the other half of me that's still asleep.
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I think I'll go downtown early
and have another breakfast.
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For some reason,
this didn't stick with me.
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- How about riding horseback?
- No, I think I'll take the train.
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- Hi, Carol. Anything for me?
- Oh, yeah, Bob.
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- Jerry wants to see you. He says
it's extremely urgent. - Mm-hmm.
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- Bob, aren't you gonna see him?
- You have to interpretjerry.
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The last time he told me
it was extremely urgent...
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he wanted me
to have my teeth cleaned.
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Bob, it sounded
really important.
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- It did? Is he free now?
- As a matter of fact, he is.
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His I 0:00 appointmentjust went into
extra innings in a little league game.
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Wh-Wheres my 10:00 appointment?
My new patient?
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He called,
said he'd be late.
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Bob, I think this one's
going to be a dilly.
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- Why? Because he's late?
- No. Because of the reason he's late.
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He's having trouble finding
a sitter for his chimp.
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Gee, you'd think he could find some
teenage chimps glad to pick up the extra money.
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Oh, I like that.
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- HLJerry.
- Hey, Bob. How ya doin'?
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- What's extremely urgent?
- Bob, do you realize...
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it's been six months since
you had your teeth cleaned?
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- That's what I thought.
- Bob, your teeth are your friends.
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Youjust take care of them,
and they'll never leave you.
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I can't do it today. I got
a lot of things on my mind.
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Well, why don't you just sit down,
and we'll talk about it...
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and I'll get your teeth
at the same time.
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That's good.
just hop in there.
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Put your little feet up.
I'm all ears.
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Emily and I
are having problems.
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Oh, really?
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- Jerry, do I have to wear this?
- Yes.
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I feel a little silly talking about my marriage
with Tommy Tooth staring up at me.
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- Can't you turn it over?
- Yes.
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Most kids prefer Tammy Tooth
to Tommy anyway.
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So, what's wrong with Emily?
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I don't know. She's so disinterested.
She has no drive, no energy.
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She's just happy to sit around
all clay and--
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Okay,just open. Go on.
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How are you gonna be able to hear
what I say with your hands in my mouth?
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Hey, Bob, I've had people talking to me
with my hands in their mouths for years.
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It's kind of like understanding
a foreign language.
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- Go ahead.
- Well-- [ Continues, indistinct]
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- “It happens every summer, you know.“
- [Continues]
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- “But this time, it's different.“
- [Continues]
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Worse, huh?
A little wider, please.
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[Continues]
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You're afraid that
it's something beeper.
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- Deeper.
- Deeper. Right.
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[Continues]
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You're afraid that she's getting
bored with you, huh? Rinse and spit.
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Bob, it's not you.
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Most schoolteachers go through
this summer-boredom thing.
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Last summer, it happened
to my Aunt Louise real bad.
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But when it was over, it turned out to be
the best summer she ever had.
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- What'd she do?
- She had an affair.
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- That's the last thing I wanna hear.
- Yeah.
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My uncle wasn't too thrilled
when he found out either.
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I don't know. Maybe I'm not
paying any attention to her.
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Maybe I should take her out
to dinner to a nice place.
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- That's fine.just open up.
- That's all the time I have right now.
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- I'm gonna have to close.
- Bob, I'm not finished yet.
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I got a new patient coming in.
It wouldn't look good if I was late.
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Hey, Bob, it wouldn't look good
if you were wearing that bib either.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Emily?
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Are you sleeping?
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- Oh, hi, Bob!
- Hi, honey. Where you been?
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I took your advice.
Wait till you see what I did.
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Oh, Bob, look!
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You had your
wedding dress shortened.
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Bob, I can't believe
how I was stagnating.
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I almost wasted a whole half
a summer doing nothing...
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but now I've taken up tennis,
and I got all the equipment.
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Wait till you see.
Look, Bob, a tennis sweater, huh?
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And wait. This is
the best part. Bob, look.
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I got a wristband.
Isn't that terrific?
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- Huh?
- Honey, how about a tennis racket?
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Oh, I didn't have time
to get one of those.
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But I borrowed my pro's,
and he's gonna order one for me.
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- You have a pro and everything?
- Yes. And he's such a sweet man.
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You know what?
We were talking over coffee...
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and he says he has a lot
of personal problems.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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- No, not for him.
- What I mean is...
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when I told him
you were a psychologist...
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he said he was looking for one,
and I think he's gonna call you.
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Honey, you're gonna get out of the kitchen
'cause we're going out to dinner tonight.
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Oh, Bob, I was gonna
play tennis tonight.
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I was just putting this
in the oven for you.
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I could cancel if you want.
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No, don't cancel.
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How, uh, late does your pro work?
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Oh, I'm not playing with him.
I'm playing with Howard.
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[Chuckles]
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How-- How--
Howard plays tennis?
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No. That's what's so terrific.
I can start winning right away.
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When the bell goes off,
honey, your dinner is ready.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Would you like to
come and watch us?
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No, no. I'll just wait here
for the bell to go off.
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- Open wider, please.
- [ Indistinct]
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Uh-huh. I understand you completely, Bob,
but I still don't know what your problem is.
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A few days ago, you complained
because she wasn't doing enough...
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and now you're complaining
because she's doing too much.
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Don't you thinkyou're kind of hard
to please? Come on. Open wider.
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What do you think I am,
a snake?
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I can only open my mouth so far.
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What are you cleaning,
my tonsils?
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You know, if you were one of
my regular customers...
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you would have lost your
“I was good at the dentist“ balloon...
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for that smart remark.
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- Get it open.
- Excuse me.
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There is the most gorgeous person out
there I have ever seen in my entire life.
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- Who is she?
- He. He.
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His name is Stan Connors, Bob, and he
says he has an appointment to see you.
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That-- That must be Emily's pro.
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Oh, I'll bet he is!
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What kind of problems could a guy
who looks that good have?
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- Carol, I've never seen you like this before.
- I've never been this way.
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But it sure has been
worth waiting for.
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-I guess I gotta go,jerry.
- Okay, Bob.
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Next time, we'll get the eyeteeth
and the molars, and we'll be done.
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By that time, we'll be ready
to start on your lowers again.
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It's never ending, kind of like painting
the Golden Gate Bridge.
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- That's him.
- Oh.
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- Hi, I'm Bob Hartley.
- I'm Stan Connors.
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And I'm right outside
if anybody wants me. For anything.
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- S-Sit down.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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I'm sorry I'm dressed like this,
but I'm in-between lessons.
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In fact, I just gave Emily one.
You have a terrific wife.
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I mean, she said some pretty
terrific things about you.
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- She said some terrific things about you.
- 0/1.
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She said you had
a lot of problems.
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I mean, those weren't
the terrific things.
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Well, I didn't tell her
exactly what they were.
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I thought I'd
save them all up for you.
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Well, good. What seems to be
your problem, Stan?
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Well, Bob, I really feel kind of funny
talking about it.
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I mean, it's something
Fvejust had to live with my whole life.
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L'vejust been carrying it around
and never learned how to deal with it.
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This is the time
to deal with it.
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Bob, you have no idea...
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what it's like to be
incredibly good-looking.
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L-- I suppose not.
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Women just come on with me
all the time.
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And, Bob, when they do,
I just can't turn 'em down.
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Guess how many different women
I've been acquainted with.
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L-- I don't know.
H-How many?
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F don't know.
That's how many.
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I stopped counting
when I was 19 years old.
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That's about the time
I started counting.
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Well, Bob, it's become
a real obsession with me.
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I mean, I have this terrible fear...
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that when I get to the end of my life,
there's gonna be one girl I've missed.
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Isn't that silly?
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Stan, you know, my wife is
taking tennis lessons from you. [ Laughs]
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- Well, I, uh--
- No, Bob. No.
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Emily is one of the few women that I
haven't felt that way about.
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- I hope you're not offended.
- No, I'm pleased, as a matter of fact.
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And, Bob,
it hasn't been easy.
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I mean, that hair,
those eyes, that face.
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Bob, your wife is one of the most
beautiful women I've ever seen.
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L-- I think it's gonna
work out real fine, Stan.
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Me too.
I really feel a lot better.
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- How would Thursday at 2:30 be?
- Uh, that's fine. Fine.
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- Carol, do you wanna make--
- Got it.
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Thank you.
You really work fast.
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Okay, Stan. Uh--
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- That'll be Thursday at 2:30.
- Right.
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- Oh, uh, Stan?
- Huh?
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Yeah, we'll take
the next elevator.
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- What?
- I-- I know her father.
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I understand. I'll take the stairs.
It's better exercise anyway.
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Absolutely gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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Bob, I feel so good and relaxed.
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Oh, how was work today?
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- I had three more teeth done.
- Oh.
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Oh, and Stan Connors
was in today.
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00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:09,073
- Oh, isn't he nice?
- He's a very troubled man, Emily.
225
00:14:09,135 --> 00:14:12,480
Oh, really?
Gee, he hides it so well.
226
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When we're together, we're always
laughing and having a good time.
227
00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:21,756
Honey, you know how when anything
bothers us, we discuss it?
228
00:14:21,814 --> 00:14:23,816
Yeah.
229
00:14:23,883 --> 00:14:27,387
- Well, is there anything bothering you?
- No.
230
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Then I guess it's my turn.
231
00:14:32,892 --> 00:14:37,773
Emily, I'm beginning to feel
an uncomfortableness with you and Stan.
232
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,674
- Oh, Bob--
- Now, honey, hold it just a minute.
233
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,735
The best way for me to get over
this uncomfortableness...
234
00:14:42,802 --> 00:14:47,842
is to ask some simple questions,
and you give me some honest answers...
235
00:14:47,907 --> 00:14:50,854
and then the uncomfortableness
will just go away.
236
00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,446
Okay.
237
00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:56,084
Uh, do you find Stan very attractive?
238
00:14:56,148 --> 00:14:58,890
Oh, yes.
239
00:15:02,188 --> 00:15:05,431
That didn't work out too well.
240
00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:09,132
Do you enjoy being in his company?
Do you like to be with him a lot?
241
00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:12,108
Oh, very much.
242
00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:14,405
That didn't work out either.
243
00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:20,415
Doyou like him
more than you love me?
244
00:15:20,473 --> 00:15:23,943
Oh, Bob, of course not.
245
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,752
Well, now we know
it's somewhere in the middle.
246
00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:29,486
We'll just have to pinpoint it.
247
00:15:29,548 --> 00:15:32,688
Bob, you know,
when I was in high school...
248
00:15:32,752 --> 00:15:36,131
and my girlfriends and I started
really seriously dating...
249
00:15:36,188 --> 00:15:38,168
they always went
for the obvious guys.
250
00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:40,170
You know, the big, tall,
good-looking ones.
251
00:15:40,226 --> 00:15:43,730
The football players or
the guys on the swimming team...
252
00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:46,470
or the captain
of the baseball team.
253
00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:48,569
You know who I went with?
254
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The second trumpet player
in the school band.
255
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:54,311
Bob, what I'm trying to say is...
256
00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:57,479
I just never went for those big,
good-looking guys like Stan.
257
00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,489
That's why I married you.
258
00:16:02,815 --> 00:16:05,455
That didn't end up
as good as it started out.
259
00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:07,464
Right.
260
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,466
Emily, this may come
as a shock to you...
261
00:16:09,522 --> 00:16:14,995
but in high school,
I was considered great-looking.
262
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,008
You're kidding!
263
00:16:20,132 --> 00:16:24,808
No. I think it was my hair.
I had--l had great hair.
264
00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:27,874
I was the first kid in school
to ever have a flattop with a ducktail.
265
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,851
Oh.
266
00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:33,755
Well, Bob, I love you
for what's under your hair.
267
00:16:33,813 --> 00:16:36,555
Now, how about that feeling
of uncomfortableness now?
268
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It's all gone. See, it's so much better
when we talk it out.
269
00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:43,258
Mmm.
270
00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:46,895
Oh, Bob, I invited Stan
to the party Saturday night.
271
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- Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
- Honey, don't be silly.
272
00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:53,302
You just explained that you're
not attracted to attractive men.
273
00:16:53,365 --> 00:16:55,538
I mean,
that's why you like me.
274
00:16:57,203 --> 00:17:00,343
You know, no matter who says that,
it doesn't end up right.
275
00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:08,582
And then that brings us back to
the living room, which is the end of our tour.
276
00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:11,787
I've seen this house 12 times.
I still just love it.
277
00:17:11,851 --> 00:17:14,593
Oh, thank you, Carol. I've seen it
more than that, and I still love it.
278
00:17:14,653 --> 00:17:16,655
Sit down here, love.
279
00:17:18,224 --> 00:17:22,297
You know, I can't get over the feeling
that I've met you before.
280
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- Really?
- Of course.
281
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:28,041
Of course you have.
Marci's my oldest patient.
282
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:33,243
He talked me into getting my teeth
straightened. Isn't he wonderful?
283
00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:37,549
What she doesn't know is once they're in
my chair, they're mine for three years.
284
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:46,820
I'm so glad I decided to come tonight,
even though I don't have a date.
285
00:17:46,886 --> 00:17:48,888
Does the fact that
Stan Connors is coming...
286
00:17:48,954 --> 00:17:50,956
have anything to do with the fact
that you don't have a date?
287
00:17:51,023 --> 00:17:55,301
Well, that and a call to my boyfriend
telling him I was gonna be sick tonight.
288
00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:57,307
- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- Oh. No, I'll get it.
289
00:17:57,363 --> 00:17:59,434
- Thankyoujerry, would you--
- Sure.
290
00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:02,378
- Hi.
- Hello.
291
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,914
It's for you.
292
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,678
- Hi, Howard.
- This is my date. This is Cheryl Sherwood.
293
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,846
This is Emily Hartley.
This is Bob Hartley.
294
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:14,881
This isjerry Something-or-other,
and I don't know anybody else.
295
00:18:14,947 --> 00:18:18,121
- Uh, Howard, this is Carol Kester.
- Hello.
296
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:21,222
Excuse me. I think I'll just go
freshen up my natural look.
297
00:18:23,989 --> 00:18:26,902
Howard, maybe I should've told you
it isn't a costume party.
298
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:30,429
I know that. We're going
to the airport right after the party.
299
00:18:30,496 --> 00:18:33,602
I tried to get her to change at my place,
but she wouldn't go for it.
300
00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:36,772
It must be fun
being a stewardess, huh?
301
00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:40,283
Oh, I'm not a stewardess.
I rent cars at the airport.
302
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:42,285
Oh.
303
00:18:42,341 --> 00:18:45,515
But Cheryl's the best. Last month,
she rented more T-birds than any other girl.
304
00:18:45,578 --> 00:18:47,854
- She got a gold key chain for it.
- Oh!
305
00:18:47,913 --> 00:18:50,291
- Would you like something to drink?
- No, I don't think so.
306
00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:53,956
- I'm flying, and she's renting. Maybe
something soft. - [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
307
00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:56,021
Oh, I'll get it, honey.
308
00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:59,092
You must've eaten a lot
of candy when you were little.
309
00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:04,841
- Hi, Emily.
- Everybody, this is Stan Connors, my pro.
310
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Uh, tennis pro.
311
00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:09,844
Hi, Bob.
312
00:19:09,902 --> 00:19:13,145
- This isjerry Robinson and--
- Marci Wintersall.
313
00:19:13,205 --> 00:19:15,708
- And this is Howard Borden.
- How are you?
314
00:19:15,774 --> 00:19:19,517
And “Hi.
my name is Cheryl Sherwood.“
315
00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:21,819
Forgive me if I don't remember
all your names right away.
316
00:19:21,881 --> 00:19:24,521
You couldn't be expected to.
What would you like to drink?
317
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,620
Whatever Cheryl and Marci
are having.
318
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,237
That-- That would be cream soda.
319
00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:36,239
Oh. Well, I'll still have
what they're having...
320
00:19:36,295 --> 00:19:38,366
just substitute scotch
for cream soda.
321
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:45,848
- Well, hi, Carol.
- Oh, you remembered my name.
322
00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:49,648
Carol Kester. Now, who could
forget such a pretty name?
323
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:53,053
- Emily, I love your place. lt'sjust super.
- Thank you, Stan.
324
00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:56,150
- Would you like to go on a tour?
- Great. I'd love to.
325
00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:59,424
- Well, this is the bookcase.
- It sounds fascinating.
326
00:19:59,485 --> 00:20:01,465
- I'll show you where it is.
- Yes. Thank you.
327
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,193
- Chip dip?
- No.
328
00:20:03,255 --> 00:20:06,464
You know,
I never get tired of seeing that den.
329
00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:13,267
I don't get it. Cheryl wasn't at all
interested in seeing my apartment...
330
00:20:13,332 --> 00:20:15,869
and it has the same floor plan
as this one.
331
00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:17,881
It must be the den. My apartment
doesn't have a den in it.
332
00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:20,281
- Where are you flying tonight, Howard?
- I don't know.
333
00:20:20,339 --> 00:20:23,616
You are gonna ask someone
before you take off, aren't you, Howard?
334
00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:29,492
I know we're starting
for New York.
335
00:20:29,548 --> 00:20:32,290
But this is the fog season,
and who knows where we'll end up.
336
00:20:32,351 --> 00:20:34,422
Bob, I just love your apartment.
337
00:20:34,486 --> 00:20:36,625
It's just great, really.
338
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,965
Can I talk to you for a minute?
339
00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:41,026
Yeah, sure, Stan.
340
00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:51,312
Bob, I find this very hard to do,
and I hate to even bring it up at a party...
341
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:55,546
but, well, I have to quit
being your patient.
342
00:20:55,607 --> 00:20:57,917
Somebodys been
coming on with me.
343
00:20:57,977 --> 00:21:00,423
Well, why do you have to
quit being my patient?
344
00:21:00,479 --> 00:21:03,255
Well, I'd rather
not talk about it.
345
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:05,921
You were never afraid
to talk about it before.
346
00:21:05,985 --> 00:21:08,397
It was never Emily before.
347
00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:14,965
- I think that's yours, Stan.
- I'm sorry, Bob.
348
00:21:15,027 --> 00:21:18,998
Of course,
you realize I don't believe you.
349
00:21:19,064 --> 00:21:21,010
- Wh-What happened?
- Nothing.
350
00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:25,811
- What happened if nothing happened?
- It's eye contact, Bob.
351
00:21:25,871 --> 00:21:28,647
I know. I can tell.
I'm an expert.
352
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:33,588
- Well, how'; eveg/thing going in here?
- [Clears Throat]
353
00:21:33,645 --> 00:21:37,752
Stan, you know, psychologists aren't
supposed to discuss cases with anyone...
354
00:21:37,816 --> 00:21:42,697
even theirwives,
but since you just quit me--
355
00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:44,701
Emily, Stan says
you've been coming on with him.
356
00:21:51,196 --> 00:21:55,372
What? Stan,
when did I come on with you?
357
00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:59,007
Well, on the tennis court this morning
andjust a few minutes ago in the den.
358
00:21:59,071 --> 00:22:04,578
- And you're doing it again right now.
- [ Scoffs]
359
00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:10,491
Stan, I am gonna tell you something,
and you better believe this.
360
00:22:10,549 --> 00:22:14,725
I love my husband. I wouldn't endanger
our marriage for the world.
361
00:22:14,787 --> 00:22:18,234
I mean, you're a very sweet guy,
and you're fun to be with...
362
00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:22,295
and you are a terrific tennis teacher,
and that's it.
363
00:22:23,962 --> 00:22:27,808
Now, I am going
to take this dip...
364
00:22:30,936 --> 00:22:32,745
and go back to the party.
365
00:22:37,676 --> 00:22:40,748
You know, Bob, maybe she
wasn't coming on with me.
366
00:22:40,813 --> 00:22:43,225
Mm-hmm.
367
00:22:43,282 --> 00:22:46,559
Well, she's the first.
368
00:22:46,618 --> 00:22:50,156
What about the time you thought your
sister-in-law was coming on with you...
369
00:22:50,222 --> 00:22:52,725
as she was coming down the aisle
on her wedding clay?
370
00:22:53,792 --> 00:22:56,830
Well, okay, two.
371
00:22:56,895 --> 00:22:59,501
Or the time you went to the ice show
and you swore that Peggy Fleming...
372
00:22:59,565 --> 00:23:01,738
couldn't take her eyes off you?
373
00:23:04,837 --> 00:23:06,839
I see what you're getting at.
374
00:23:06,905 --> 00:23:09,408
You think maybe a lot of it's
been myimagination?
375
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:13,048
Why don't we discuss it
in my office Thursday, huh?
376
00:23:13,112 --> 00:23:15,854
Sure. Bob,
I don't know how to thank you.
377
00:23:15,914 --> 00:23:17,860
Excuse me.
378
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:22,126
L-- I just can't stop thinking
about how smashing it would be...
379
00:23:22,187 --> 00:23:25,225
to take tennis lessons
with you.
380
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:27,736
I just think it
would be so much fun.
381
00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:32,907
You do take beginners,
don't you?
382
00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:35,809
[Clears Throat]
Bob?
383
00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:40,445
Definitely not
your imagination.
384
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,452
[Exhales]
385
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,784
Yes, I do take beginners.
386
00:23:51,216 --> 00:23:53,492
The patient's going up higher.
I take my eyes off him for a second.
387
00:23:53,552 --> 00:23:56,260
I go over to the tray and I look up,
and there's the patient--
388
00:23:56,321 --> 00:24:00,360
[Jerry Laughs,
Continues, indistinct]
389
00:24:00,425 --> 00:24:02,371
Thanks a lot, Bob.
I'll see you next week, huh?
390
00:24:02,427 --> 00:24:04,373
All right, Stan.
391
00:24:05,364 --> 00:24:07,366
Excuse me.
392
00:24:12,804 --> 00:24:15,751
You know, it's amazing how
most women find him attractive.
393
00:24:15,807 --> 00:24:17,753
Oh, I don't think so.
394
00:24:17,809 --> 00:24:20,881
Women don't go for good-looking guys
like that anymore.
395
00:24:20,946 --> 00:24:24,416
How do you explain the fact that seven women
were waiting for him to come out of my office?
396
00:24:24,483 --> 00:24:28,590
Hey, they were standing here
listening to me tell them a funny story.
397
00:24:28,654 --> 00:24:31,498
How do you explain the fact
that they left when he left?
398
00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:34,834
I finished my story.
[Chuckles]
399
00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:37,499
I did finish my story,
didn't I?
400
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,565
No, I didn't finish.
401
00:25:13,498 --> 00:25:14,875
[ Mews]
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