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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,557 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,074 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 4 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,476 VIC: Tedjo's slippery. 5 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,512 He's small, but don't underestimate him. 6 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,273 - Just follow my lead, kiddo. - Okay. 7 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,880 - MAN 1: Sir. - MAN 2: Yes, please. 8 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,475 Hello. Need to get up to the penthouse please. 9 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,317 I'll let Mr. Washington know that you're here. 10 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,276 It's best if we surprise Mr. Washington. 11 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,672 Yeah. I think that'd be best. 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,555 Thank you. 13 00:00:58,720 --> 00:00:59,836 MORRIS: "Mr. Washington"? 14 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,556 Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? 15 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,030 Better not be a bad friggin' tip. 16 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,395 "Friggin" '? 17 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,776 Daughter thinks I swear too much. 18 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,836 (MORRIS LAUGHS) 19 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,037 Is Nicole still dating that guy? 20 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,510 Yeah. Mathis. 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,030 - Smells like a candle. - (SNICKERS) 22 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,158 God, I hope they're not having sex. 23 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,750 Oh, don't worry about it, she's Catholic. 24 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,149 Probably just a bit of anal. 25 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,757 - (SIGHS) Morris. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 26 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,876 (COCKS GUN) 27 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,030 - Get down! - (BOTH GROAN) 28 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:31,960 VIC: What the... 29 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,154 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 30 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,874 - (MORRIS GRUNTS) - (VIC YELLING) 31 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,755 VIC: (EXHALES) Clear. 32 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:47,996 (MORRIS GRUNTS) 33 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,514 (MAN YELLING) 34 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,870 Morris! You okay? 35 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,394 (GRUNTING) 36 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,990 (GROANS) 37 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,280 VIC: Tedjo. 38 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,396 (BOTH GRUNTING) 39 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,430 Shit! 40 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,440 VIC: Fucker! 41 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,080 (GRUNTING CONTINUES) 42 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,075 Oh. Oh, Jesus! (PANTS) 43 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,233 (GUN FIRING) 44 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,349 (PANTING) 45 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:47,994 (GRUNTING) 46 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,957 Two, three, four, five, six! 47 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,269 (GUN CLICKING) 48 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,760 (MAN GROANS) 49 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,320 You little shit! 50 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,516 (YELLING) 51 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,720 (PANTING) 52 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,349 - (GUNSHOT) - Vic, you good? 53 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:28,630 - That's Tedjo. - Come on. 54 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,520 (BOTH PANTING) 55 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,440 MORRIS: I don't see him! 56 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,795 Where'd he go? 57 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,633 - (TEDJO GRUNTING) - MAN: Hey! 58 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,756 I got him! 59 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,956 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 60 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,756 We gotta move! 61 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,200 Oh, shit! 62 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,040 (GRUNTING) 63 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,950 (GROANING) 64 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,080 Yes! 65 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,436 Is he there? Morris? 66 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,216 MORRIS: Just got down here! I don't see... (SCREAMS) 67 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,276 - Vic! Help! - Shit! 68 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,636 Help, help! Vic, help! 69 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,837 Morris! (GRUNTS) 70 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,793 (GROANING) 71 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,040 Stop! 72 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,235 Come on! 73 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,596 MORRIS: Move! 74 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,360 Morris! 75 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,396 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 76 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,312 MAN: Hey! Yo, man! What's up? 77 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,669 - Stop! - MAN 2: Watch out! 78 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,956 Stop and turn around! 79 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,714 (PANTING) 80 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,993 Hands up! Now! 81 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,435 Slowly! Don't move! 82 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,120 - (GUNSHOT) - (CROWD SCREAMING) 83 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,200 Morris! 84 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,794 (BOTH GRUNTING) 85 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,670 Morris! 86 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,915 - (MORRIS SCREAMS) - Morris! 87 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,074 (MORRIS SCREAMS) 88 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,152 (GASPS) 89 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,436 Morris! 90 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,519 (MORRIS GROANING) 91 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,114 Shit. 92 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,760 Tell me you're good. Morris? 93 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,593 Come on, kid, talk to me. 94 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,631 Stay with me, kiddo. Come on. 95 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,995 Oh, God damn it! 96 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,594 (MORRIS GROANING) 97 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,070 I need backup. 98 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,435 We need medical support 99 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,591 at the west entrance to the Staples Center. 100 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,399 You're good. Hey. 101 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,916 Morris? 102 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,349 Morris! 103 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,354 Help! 104 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,832 DJ: (ON RADIO) It's 5:00, Los Angeles. Quittin' time! 105 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,680 Get home, jump in the pool, have a cold one. 106 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,216 Because this heat wave is still working. 107 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,675 103 degrees at the beaches, 112 in the Valley. 108 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:05,950 Let's do it! 109 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:09,113 It's hot as hell, people, and the traffic is a demon. 110 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,511 405 is backed up from the 10 to Sunset. 111 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,074 Two lanes closed on the... 112 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,435 - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - Oh. 113 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,117 Oh, shit! Again? 114 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,595 Stu! 115 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,520 (SIGHS) 116 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,509 Stuber. 117 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,040 You didn't cancel. 118 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,475 It affects my rating. 119 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,360 I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. 120 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,638 Ooh. New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. 121 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,995 How'd you afford this, Stuber? 122 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,277 It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. 123 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,557 Oh, come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. 124 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:46,949 I can't show favoritism 125 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,360 in front of my other employees. 126 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,954 You told Ashley in kayaks 127 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,918 that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. 128 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,720 (LAUGHING) I did that. Come on, man. 129 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,917 The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. 130 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,671 Just type in your destination. 131 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,512 - I'm not going to Bosley. - But... 132 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,160 I'm banging a chick that works there. 133 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,636 - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? 134 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,393 - Hmm? - All right. 135 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,036 Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. 136 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,720 I need the full Stuber experience 137 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,320 or you're getting one star again. Whoo! 138 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,071 - (MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 139 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,838 MAN: Okay, this is gonna sound complicated. 140 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,957 But what I need you to do is take Alta Loma, 141 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,394 down to North Croft Street. 142 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,200 - Five cheeseburgers. - Five cheeseburgers. 143 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,776 - WOMAN: Five cheeseburgers. - No onions, no pickles. 144 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,976 - WOMAN: Did you say five cheeseburgers? - No onions! No pickles! 145 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,176 - You're not gonna eat this in the car, right? - Oh, no. 146 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,616 - Down at the bar. - How come he uses... 147 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,199 I have four voicemails from him. 148 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,016 ...four heart emojis? Every time he texts me... 149 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,794 Harry's parents died and was killed by Voldemort. 150 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,360 - I just hate fish. - (SNORING) 151 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,920 Now, a lot of people think... 152 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,753 Can't you see I'm in pain here? 153 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:56,896 Could you at least drive the speed limit? 154 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:57,920 MAN: Watch out! 155 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,515 - (THUDS) - (GRUNTS) 156 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,750 (GASPS) 157 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,160 That's on you, bro. 158 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,720 - (RETCHING) - No! No! 159 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,160 - No, go out the window! - (VOMITS) 160 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,389 STU: "Massive eyebrows?" 161 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,550 Ugh. 162 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,756 (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) 163 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,152 (GASPS) Byron Jade. 164 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,880 Shit. 165 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,080 (BELL RINGS) 166 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,936 - MAN: Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. 167 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,976 - KRAMER: I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. 168 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,880 I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. 169 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,200 I didn't get cake on my birthday. 170 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,469 What're you doin' here? 171 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,999 Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? 172 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,389 VIC: Tedjo's a cop killer. 173 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,079 He's still trafficking through LA. 174 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,158 He'll make a mistake. I'll get him. 175 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,000 Look, I don't know how to tell you this... 176 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,474 but you're out of time. 177 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,552 The chief is kicking Tedjo up to the feds. 178 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,720 Bullshit! 179 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,576 I've been working on this case for two years! 180 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,875 Look, we don't have any choice. 181 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,196 It's their case now. 182 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,636 Feds didn't make promises to Morris's family. 183 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,799 Maybe you shouldn't have either. 184 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,151 Losing a partner can sideswipe you. 185 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,835 You're blaming yourself, but it's not your fault. 186 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,116 Look, when was the last time 187 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,032 you took a few days off? Some PTO. 188 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,157 Spend some time with Nikki. 189 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,416 Yeah, I'm gonna see her tomorrow. 190 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,056 She's driving me to a doctor's appointment. 191 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,116 Are you okay? 192 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,239 Yeah. Just old, blind. 193 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,920 Getting Lasik surgery tomorrow. 194 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,720 Okay. Spend some time with your beautiful daughter. 195 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,837 You'll come back a new man. 196 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Yeah. 197 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,992 I'm sorry. Truly am, Vic. 198 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,796 Big lease. This is it, huh? 199 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,480 BECCA: Yep. I have signed my half. 200 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,358 Once you sign yours, it is official. 201 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,796 I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... 202 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,914 Check out my photoshop skills. 203 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,996 Oh, wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. 204 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,400 - Oh, thank you. - Wow. 205 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,197 Wow! Byron Jade! 206 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,512 Oh, yes! He's gonna be our celebrity endorsement. 207 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,560 - It's amazing, right? - (EXCLAIMS) 208 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:37,715 I just was... 209 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,758 Because you had said that we couldn't 210 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,000 mention me on the pamphlet... 211 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,516 because it's a women-only gym... 212 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,672 and then your man friend Byron Jade... 213 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,559 much more of a man than I am. 214 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,114 Oh, Stu, no, no, no! 215 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,556 No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. 216 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,912 Sign it, sign it, sign it. 217 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,992 - Okay! - (BOTH LAUGHING) 218 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,194 No regrets. 219 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,113 Stu, oh, I'm gonna cry. 220 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,720 We're gonna be small-business owners. 221 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,992 Actually, I prefer business operator. 222 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,799 'Cause it reminds me of the Sade song 223 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,240 and that is empowering to me, so... 224 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,240 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 225 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,960 Mmm. 226 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,160 - We're doing it! - STU: Yes! 227 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,456 RICHIE: Becca, I like your shoes. 228 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,536 They don't really go with your outfit... 229 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,472 but, uh, you can pull it off. 230 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,760 BECCA: Oh, Richie, thank you. 231 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,155 I like your facial hair. 232 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,515 Although, am I your type? 233 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,796 'Cause I'm over 12. 234 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,959 - (CHUCKLES) What? - BECCA: I'm gonna go... 235 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,196 'cause when you entered, 236 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,376 my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" 237 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,400 Will you call me later? 238 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,480 - STU: Yeah. - All right. 239 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,596 STU AND BECCA: Bye! 240 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,680 BECCA: I'm excited! 241 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,760 She was making a joke. 242 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,713 I don't like when girls make jokes. 243 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,736 Hey, um, can I pick up some more shifts? 244 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,000 I need some more cash coming in. 245 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,799 Not in this economy. Cool? 246 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,314 Sure. 247 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,856 Also, not really an appropriate question 248 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,155 to ask your boss. 249 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,357 Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me? 250 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,194 I don't. 251 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,656 DOCTOR: The blurriness should dissipate 252 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,040 in the next 24 hours, give or take. 253 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,351 Rest, no driving, avoid stress... 254 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,637 increased heart rate, sunlight, heat, dust. 255 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,600 You might experience some dizziness, headache. 256 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,720 All right. 257 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,759 - Looking good. - (EXHALES) 258 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,160 Keep these on the rest of the day. 259 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,760 VIC: Okay. 260 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,478 How long before I can see straight, doc? 261 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,074 When you can read the bottom line, 262 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,480 you're good to go. 263 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,320 (GRUNTS) God, it's bright. 264 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,392 NICOLE: Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming, Dad. 265 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,635 - You good? - VIC: Yeah. 266 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,080 NICOLE: All right. Watch your step. 267 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,994 Man, that jackass screwed up my eyes. I can't see shit. 268 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,637 So, um, I know it's only August... 269 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,712 but I think I'm gonna do Christmas 270 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,314 with Mom and David this year. 271 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,800 VIC: What about eating here? 272 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,920 - It's our Christmas tradition. - No. 273 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,235 This is not our tradition. 274 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,277 This is your tradition. I hate coming here. 275 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,675 Hey, Howard Wu is good people. 276 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,593 And I like the food anyway, it's good. 277 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,353 So, um, guess your eyes are 278 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,720 too banged up to make it tonight? 279 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,153 Tonight! Abbot Kinney. 280 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,680 Oh. Of course. 281 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,116 Yeah, no, I was just thinking about that earlier. 282 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,520 You think I'd miss my baby girl's first gallery show? 283 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,558 Well, you did schedule eye surgery 284 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,074 the same day as it, so... 285 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,280 Well, even if I was having 286 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,919 a heart transplant today, I'd be there. 287 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,959 Right. But you can't actually see, so... 288 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,713 I'll get up real close then. 289 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,718 - (SIGHS DEEPLY) - Don't do that. 290 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,336 Don't do that where you breathe like that. 291 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,430 I'll be there. 292 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,239 Just pick me up on your way. 293 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,835 Oh. Sure, yeah, I'll drive two hours out of my way, 294 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,195 in traffic, during a heatwave... 295 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,794 to pick you up. Instead of... 296 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,136 I don't know, getting ready for maybe 297 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,360 the biggest night of my career. 298 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,550 Give me your phone. 299 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,976 Come on, come on! Give me your phone. 300 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,560 If you're really serious about coming... 301 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,035 then I'm gonna make it as easy on you as possible. 302 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,120 Okay. 303 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,590 This is Uber. 304 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,234 - Yes, I know what Uber is. - Okay. 305 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,456 Then you know how to get to your daughter's art show... 306 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,136 that you definitely remembered was tonight. 307 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,152 Okay, you're gonna need a password, so... 308 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,296 - My birthday, how about that? - Your birthday. 309 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,320 That's a good test. 310 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,576 Okay. Do you have any good selfies? You're gonna need a picture. 311 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,600 VIC: I don't know. 312 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,070 NICOLE: Wow. Cool pics, Dad. 313 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,351 Okay, look at me. (SIGHS) 314 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,790 (CLICKS) 315 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,912 Great. Here you go. 316 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,634 - Hey. - What? 317 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,598 I can't wait for tonight. 318 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,376 COMMENTATOR 1: (ON TV) With runners at the corners 319 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,436 and a one-one count, 320 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,556 - nobody out. - (SNORING) 321 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,176 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - The pitch... 322 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,475 - for a ball. - (CLEARS THROAT) 323 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,736 COMMENTATOR 2: I gotta tell you, 324 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,513 Los Angeles is now putting themselves... 325 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,876 in the mix for the playoff hunt. 326 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,016 They've got the third lowest... 327 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,872 - Yeah. - LEON: It's tonight. 328 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,120 The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. 329 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,714 VIC: Leon, whose drop? 330 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:34,880 Tedjo. 331 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,759 - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. 332 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,990 Yo, man, this is big. 333 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,435 Are you fucking sure? 334 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,478 300 keys. Maybe even more. 335 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,176 That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? 336 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,395 Oh, you done good, buddy. 337 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,040 You done good. Where are you? 338 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,236 Koreatown. 339 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,390 Cordova and Vermont. 340 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,119 Where's Tedjo making the drop? 341 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,515 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 342 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,989 Leon? 343 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,630 Leon! Fuck! 344 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,919 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 345 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,349 (PANTING) 346 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,836 (GRUNTS) Fuck! 347 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,118 (TIRES SCREECHING) 348 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,839 (HORN BLARES) 349 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,640 (BREATHES DEEPLY) You got this. 350 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,437 - (HORN HONKING) - Out of the way! 351 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,111 Hey, asshole! Move it! 352 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,880 - (THUDS) - God damn it! 353 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,596 Oh, fuck! Shit! 354 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,760 Oh, Jesus Christ! 355 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,274 Sorry! 356 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,873 I'll pay for that! 357 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,951 STU: So you can work out without having men ogle you. 358 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,759 Just you and your gal pals, 359 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,513 listening to Sia, getting your beach bods. 360 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,040 - (HORN HONKS) - VIC: Out of the way! 361 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,352 - (GROANS) - Get out of the way! 362 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,310 - Are you okay? - No, I'm not! 363 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,199 - Move it! I'm a cop! - Stop! Stop! 364 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,840 Get all of this shit out of the road! 365 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,434 Yeah, yeah, I see the bulldozer! 366 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,960 Stop! 367 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,999 VIC: God damn it! God damn it! 368 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,120 You okay, man? 369 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,840 You assholes got a permit for this hole? 370 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,070 CONSTRUCTION WORKER: What? 371 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,920 STU: "These people"? 372 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,632 - (EXHALES DEEPLY) - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 373 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,679 - (BEEPS) - Jesus Christ. 374 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,116 Please be a five-star ride. 375 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,198 - Hey! - (TIRES SCREECH) 376 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,316 - Uber? - Yeah. 377 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,755 Oh, my God. 378 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,794 Okay. Be cool. Be nice. Smile. Smile. 379 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,233 - Uber? - Yeah. 380 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,200 Hey. 381 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,576 Let me guess, you want me to drive you 382 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,240 to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? 383 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,720 Come on. Start it up. Let's go. 384 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,469 Oh, it's already started. 385 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,915 Electric car. 386 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,673 I call it "silent but deadly." 387 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,595 Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. 388 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,956 Drive. 389 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,032 I'm Stu. How do you do? 390 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,394 Can I get you some bottled water? 391 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560 Some Canadian chocolates? 392 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,976 It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, 393 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,799 - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. 394 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,120 Koreatown. 395 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,270 Now. 396 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,398 Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. 397 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,592 Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. 398 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,232 (MOUTHING) Thank you, thank you. 399 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,435 Oh. Didn't quite make it. 400 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,800 - Just a second. - MAN: Let's go! 401 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,315 STU: Looks like someone drove their car into a ditch. 402 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,550 They should put a sign up. 403 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,080 Well, if they didn't see the ditch, 404 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,560 they're not gonna see the sign. 405 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,356 Just a couple more points and we got it. 406 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,440 (HORN HONKING) 407 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,519 DJ: (ON RADIO) Another record-setting day 408 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,593 in Los Angeles. Hottest day since 1911. 409 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,195 Stay safe, folks. This is Madness! 410 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,576 STU: What kind of music do you like? 411 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,920 I got a fully-loaded iPod. 412 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,636 I got rap, hip-hop, R&B, adult-contempo... 413 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,800 world music. 414 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,349 Name a thing, I bet I have it. Let's play a game. 415 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,950 Cool glasses, man. 416 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,120 What, are you going to 417 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,953 a racquetball game later? (CHUCKLES) 418 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,120 I can't see. 419 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,113 Oh, my God. You're blind? 420 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,634 I am so sorry. 421 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,816 I didn't know it was like that. 422 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,840 It'll come back. 423 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,754 That's the spirit. 424 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,996 (GRUNTS) 425 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,518 Did you just throw those out the window? 426 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,591 I know. Classic rock. 427 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,353 Music to work out to, my man. 428 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,080 Styx. What's that song? 429 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,989 (SINGING) 430 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,640 Come Sail Away. 431 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:30,113 That's what it's called! "Come Sail Away." 432 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,630 You know, generally people 433 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,440 who don't want conversation hop in the back. 434 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,437 If you sit shotgun, 435 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,318 it's sort of code that you're D-T-T. 436 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,915 - Down-To-Talk. - I'm more... 437 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,158 D-T-shut-the-fuck-up. 438 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,830 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) That's funny. 439 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,993 No, seriously, how much do you bench? 440 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,719 Two-hundo? Three-hundo? 441 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,873 I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. 442 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,315 Bang those out. 443 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,950 Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... 444 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,400 VIC: (SIGHS) Why are we stopping? 445 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,776 - What the hell's going on? - GIRL 1: Hi. 446 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,120 - Hi. - I'm Sloan. 447 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,200 GIRL 2: Melanie. 448 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,656 - What the hell? - STU: The USC campus, right? 449 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,216 - BOTH: Yeah. - Can I interest you in some 450 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,640 Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? 451 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,056 - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... 452 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,256 ...so if you could get us there. 453 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,280 What the hell's going on? 454 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,635 Two young women have just 455 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,136 gotten into the back seat of the car. 456 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,152 You selected the UberPool option, so... 457 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,240 Uber-what? 458 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,356 UberPool. 459 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,715 You pool the cost of the ride 460 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,136 with other passengers going in the same direction. 461 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,355 No. No. 462 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,760 It's actually very cost-efficient. 463 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,456 They're going to USC and he's just... 464 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,358 No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. 465 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,640 Is that even real? 466 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,056 - Get the fuck out of the car! - (BOTH GASP) 467 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,400 - Oh, God! - Go, go! 468 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,856 - VIC: Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! 469 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,176 - VIC: Grab your shit... - STU: What? No, no. 470 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,536 - ...and get out! - GIRL: Seriously? 471 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,816 - No, please come back! - GIRL: So lame! 472 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,840 Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! 473 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,314 Come on. Let's go, Steve. 474 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,960 (SIGHS) Come on. 475 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,076 Are you staring at me? 476 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,199 STU: So, can we rewind real quick? 477 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,760 "Official police business"? 478 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,200 VIC: Just going to see a friend. 479 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,279 STU: Never Uber'd a cop before. Ever been shot? 480 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,472 Ever taken a bullet for someone? 481 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,190 What do you mean? 482 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,714 Like, have you ever... 483 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,156 jumped in front of someone and taken a bullet 484 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,754 that was intended for that person? 485 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,559 You know what I mean? 486 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,550 Person, bullet, you. 487 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,839 You think by the time a gun is fired 488 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,230 that you can jump in front of a bullet? 489 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,480 Now I'm starting to question it. 490 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,632 Yeah, we don't live in slow-motion land, kid. 491 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,816 I bet you're also wondering... 492 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,496 if I've ever walked away from a big explosion 493 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,840 and not looked over my shoulder. 494 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,115 You've made your point. 495 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,080 Shot out the tires on a car speeding towards me. 496 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,349 A hundred times over. 497 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,720 We're here. 498 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,950 (VIC CLEARS THROAT) 499 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,759 It's been a five-star ride for me. 500 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,553 Hope it's been a five-star ride for you. 501 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:38,995 If you want your five stars... 502 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,389 keep the meter running. 503 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,750 Oh, there's no meter. 504 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,016 People will just call another Uber. 505 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,040 That's... 506 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,754 Bye, forever! 507 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,960 Wow. 508 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,040 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 509 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,191 "Andre the giant motherfucker." 510 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,114 God damn it. 511 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,554 Hurry up. 512 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,149 Leon! 513 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,315 (GRUNTS) 514 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,395 Leon! 515 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,675 (GRUNTS) Damn it! 516 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,075 Leon! 517 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,076 (GROANS) 518 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,955 (RINGTONE PLAYS) 519 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,559 Smooth operator speaking. 520 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,677 Fucking Byron, man! He's a piece of shit! 521 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,400 He came over. He goes to the bathroom... 522 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,160 I obviously immediately look at his phone. 523 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,476 It's fucking full of all these pictures... 524 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,720 of all these girls who look 525 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,896 barely out of fucking high school. 526 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,230 It's like vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. 527 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,472 Oh, my God! I broke up with him! 528 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,996 - Becca, you are a queen. - (BECCA GRUNTING) 529 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,038 Byron is a full-on piece of shit 530 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,200 and he doesn't deserve you. 531 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,590 I wanna lock myself in my apartment like Grey Gardens. 532 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,075 I want to Grey Gardens myself. 533 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,056 That is the most depressing verb I've ever heard. 534 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,640 I wanna scream into a cup for six years. 535 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,750 I'm gonna start drinking. 536 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,196 Then Yogurtland, then vengeance. 537 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,760 - Tequila? - Yes. 538 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,136 God, yes. Always. (BREATHES DEEPLY) 539 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,152 Well, I'll bring a bottle and some yogurt. 540 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,551 - You decide the order, okay? - Okay. 541 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,996 Stu, will you hurry? 542 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,155 I really need you. 543 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,696 I'm just gonna drop off Douche Lundgren 544 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,776 and I'll be right over, okay? 545 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,800 Okay. 546 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,997 All right. Okay, you hang up first. 547 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,376 - Okay, I'm hanging up. - (BEEPS) 548 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,312 No. Oh. She's gone. 549 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,555 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 550 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,796 Yes! 551 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,472 Leon, where's the drop? 552 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,270 If you're using again. Leon! 553 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,315 (SIGHS) 554 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,000 I'm sorry, Leon. 555 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,269 (HORN HONKS) 556 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,950 So did you find your friend? 557 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,558 Is that blood? 558 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,035 No. 559 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,560 All right. So we're done. 560 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,757 I'll just drop you off where I picked... 561 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,069 (SHUSHING) 562 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,518 Yo, Amber. 563 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,037 What's up, girl? It's Leon! 564 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,439 (LAUGHING) Yeah! 565 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,954 Been a minute. 566 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,351 Yeah. Where you at, girl? 567 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,232 All right, you know I can dig that. Ha! 568 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,552 All right, you keep that ass warm for Leon. 569 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,676 Ha-ha! 570 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,877 Yeah. You know that, girl. 571 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,716 - (SIGHS) - Very problematic. 572 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,269 Sizzle Room. Compton. 573 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,512 What other races can you do impressions of? Can you do me? 574 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:06,956 Compton! 575 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,816 Okay, stop just yelling neighborhoods. 576 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,194 That's not how Uber works, okay? 577 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,200 You're quick to anger. 578 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,272 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 579 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,157 STU: Oh, didn't quite make it. 580 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,276 VIC: Oh, come on. 581 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,959 STU: And I'm parked. 582 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,156 (VIC SIGHS) 583 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,595 Let's go. 584 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,720 Hey. 585 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,480 - Yes? - Come on. 586 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,154 I don't want you driving off on me. 587 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,391 Nah. I'm all sizzled out for the day. 588 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,640 Thanks for the invite, though. 589 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,720 Let's go. 590 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,876 I'm not going in there. 591 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,520 The Sizzle Room's health grade is a B. 592 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,478 Which I'm pretty sure stands for Hepatitis B. 593 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,896 Look, I know you think you have more important things to do right now. 594 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,513 - I do. - You don't. 595 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,671 Now I paid for a driver... 596 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,877 and I'm getting a fucking driver... 597 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,872 with little gold stars. 598 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,235 Come on. 599 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,192 VIC: It smells like balls in here. 600 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,616 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - STU: Wonder why. 601 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,438 (LAUGHTER) 602 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,117 This is the bar. 603 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,598 Hey. Looking for Amber Titties. 604 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,877 It's pronounced Tittyais. It's French. 605 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,116 She's in the back. 606 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,200 Come on. Let's go. 607 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,158 Uh, no, I'll respect the dancers' privacy. 608 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,296 What's wrong? You've never seen a naked woman before? 609 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,320 Come on. 610 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,273 VIC: Drunk bastard just gave me a dollar. 611 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,675 STU: Cool. 612 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,191 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) And that was Thor! 613 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,159 VIC: A lot of security back here. 614 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,353 I'm gonna check it out. Stay put. 615 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,736 AMBER: So, yes, I'll have them see the house 616 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,080 tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. 617 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,311 That looks good. What is that? Chicken salad? 618 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,716 - Mm-hmm. You want a bite? - No thank you, sweetie. 619 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,920 But here's the thing though, 620 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,136 you really think you should be eating that? 621 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,514 Well, I mean, I am hungry. 622 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,636 Water only... 623 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,791 four hours before stage! Ain't that right, fellas? 624 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,040 - DANCERS: Yeah. Yes, ma'am. - MAN: Them's the rules. 625 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,395 Not even, like, a granola bar? 626 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,792 - Is that healthy? - Who the fuck are you? 627 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,216 Oh, no, actually, I just mean carbs... 628 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,515 - are unfairly demonized. - No. 629 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,720 If that's how he's lookin', 630 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,816 I wouldn't change what he's cookin'. 631 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,559 - It's fine. - Oh, it's fine? 632 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,976 So you think people come in here to see 633 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,376 a fat piece of shit floppin' his tits around? 634 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,629 I don't have tits! 635 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,396 Nobody wants to see a big dick hanging off a bag of garbage. 636 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,234 Shouldn't have weighed in. I'm sorry. Not a pun. 637 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,834 Oh, no, no. Please continue to 638 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,720 mansplain to me what I'm supposed to be doing. 639 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,878 'Cause, you know, as a woman, I have no fucking idea! 640 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,400 You do your thing. 641 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,880 I'll go fuck myself. 642 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,073 Thank you so much for giving me permission. 643 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,993 - Are you still eating that? - (CLATTERS) 644 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,480 - Ms. Titties? - Tittyais. 645 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,632 Who the fuck's asking? We not hiring, honey. 646 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,240 LAPD. 647 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,680 Need to talk to you for a second. 648 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,276 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no. It's my fault. 649 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,510 You don't have man boobs. 650 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,360 Her bark is way more vicious than her bite. 651 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,318 That's not true. She bit me. It really hurt. 652 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,398 Hey, can you give me a hand with something? 653 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,914 Your self-esteem? 654 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,469 FELIX: She was up by twelve points in August. 655 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,279 I was all in. 656 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,510 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 657 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,000 STU: Oh, man. 658 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,834 FELIX: Three red roses? 659 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,880 Girl is thirsty. 660 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,560 He was a good man. 661 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,791 A loyal customer. A friend. 662 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,191 So were you two close, close? 663 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,158 AMBER: Leon was a complicated man. 664 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,718 He liked blowjobs from the back. 665 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,950 That's tough. 666 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080 Weird. 667 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,870 I just love her, man. I do. Since college. 668 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,793 - Does she know? - No. 669 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,150 You know, we had sex once... 670 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,589 like a year and-a-half ago. 671 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,976 She was going through a breakup. 672 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,896 I'm over at her house, and we're getting drunk... 673 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,434 we're watching When Harry Met Sally... 674 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,480 and then one thing lead to another... 675 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,792 and then her Harry met my Sally and it was great. 676 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,879 But then she acted like nothing happened. 677 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,719 So then I acted like nothing happened, 678 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,359 and so then nothing happened. 679 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,600 All right. Look. 680 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,440 You need to tell her how you feel. 681 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,479 A relationship cannot thrive without honesty. 682 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,233 That's why Amber calls me out 683 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,600 for being a fat piece of dogshit. 684 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,479 That's abuse. That's a different thing. 685 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,672 No, it's love. Tough love. 686 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,960 Look, we about to get a rush. 687 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,416 What's your fat Freddie Mercury-looking-ass 688 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,590 got for me? 689 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,796 All right. 690 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,599 Let's cut the shit. 691 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,076 (VIC SIGHS) 692 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,990 Tedjo. 693 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,674 Leon ever mentioned that name to you? 694 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,274 Say anything about a big shipment? 695 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,870 Think real hard, Ms. Tittyais. 696 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,936 That's why I dropped all the charges against Amber. 697 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,030 - (RINGTONE PLAYS) - Oh. 698 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,216 Wait, wait, that's her ringtone. 699 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,594 That's Becca's ringtone. 700 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,160 I need a good background. 701 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,800 What's a good, neutral background? 702 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,032 - Hey! - Hello. Guess who just wrote 703 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,511 roughly fourteen paragraphs on Byron's Facebook page... 704 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,434 about what a worthless sleazebag he is. 705 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,478 Ah, yes. The revenge phase. 706 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,798 Three glasses of Savah-Bee will do that to a girl. 707 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,880 Yep, you are drunk. 708 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,235 The alcohol is actually helping. 709 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,433 Because it's giving me clarity. 710 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,636 - Clarity? - (CHUCKLES) 711 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,712 - What kind of clarity? - Okay. 712 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,634 Um, did I just see a penis? Where are you? 713 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,553 Oh. Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. 714 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,776 Did I just see a dick the size 715 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,280 of Simon Birch, or what's going on? 716 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,216 (STAMMERS) Don't worry. What were you saying? 717 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,755 - "Clarity"? - Okay, I have this crazy idea. 718 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,718 I'm feeling a lot of stuff right now. 719 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,440 With the business and you. 720 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,240 I want you to come over. And I want to watch... 721 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,516 When Harry Met Sally. 722 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,200 Remember the time we did it? (CHUCKLES) 723 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,280 Did what? 724 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,439 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God! 725 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,896 I don't wanna put you in a weird position... 726 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,149 if you don't wanna do it again. 727 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,936 Oh, no, no, no. It's not a weird position. 728 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,996 It's a good position. 729 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,356 You know what? Yeah, let's do it. 730 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,870 Okay, great! Cool. (EXCLAIMS) I'm here! 731 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,235 I'll just come right over. 732 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,075 And, uh, we'll do it. 733 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,556 Beep! 734 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,040 No take backs. 735 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,516 - (CELL PHONE BEEPS) - (BOTH EXCLAIM) 736 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,434 - Did you hear that? - Becca wants to fuck! 737 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,875 Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? 738 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,271 - You're gonna fuck! - But then what? 739 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,556 We just don't talk about it? 740 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,757 Not this time. This time you tell her how you feel. 741 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,116 You open your heart. You be honest. Go. 742 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,994 - Yeah. Yeah. - Lock it down. 743 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,117 - Lock it down. - Lock it down. 744 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,400 I'm gonna lock it down. I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 745 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,920 Amo. 746 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,714 Amo Cortez. 747 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,920 Amo Cortez? 748 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,072 Leon did a minute in Lancaster. 749 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,515 Amo was his cellmate. 750 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,832 I overheard them talking last week. 751 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,719 He was trying to get Leon in on something. 752 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,995 He said it was gonna be big. 753 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,594 You know where I could find Amo? 754 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,154 Runs with the Alamitos 13. 755 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,714 That's all I know. 756 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,319 Steve. Let's go. 757 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,156 Steve! 758 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,356 Uh... 759 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,035 (SIGHS) 760 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,396 Where are my keys? 761 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,359 Going somewhere? 762 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,999 - Those are mine! - Nah, they're mine 763 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,456 - until I'm done with you. - No, no, no. 764 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,656 I'm going to see Becca right now. 765 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,080 No. Long Beach. Then we'll talk. 766 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,913 - Fuck Long Beach. Fuck you. - Hey! 767 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,070 (GRUNTS) 768 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,033 I will drag your ass to jail. 769 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,793 A white cop dragging around 770 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,120 a brown man. That'll look great. 771 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,760 I'm not white. 772 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,120 You're not white? 773 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,556 What are you? Puerto Rican? 774 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,519 Mexican? Libyan? Chilean? 775 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,836 You're not Chinese. 776 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,753 - I'm the racist one? - You look like... 777 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,640 if all the ugly people in every race fucked! 778 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,990 Come on, let's go. Long Beach. 779 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,479 Get in the car! 780 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,039 You were right. 781 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,552 Yeah, they were just here. 782 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,314 Yeah, there's two of them. 783 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,216 VIC: So this Becca chick says, "Jump." 784 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,594 And you say, "How high?" 785 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,200 STU: If you knew her, you'd jump too. 786 00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,800 - You'd pole vault. - Oh. Bullshit. 787 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,275 I don't jump for anybody. 788 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,520 'Cause I've got self-respect. You know what that is? 789 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,512 Is that when a blind cop kidnaps an Uber driver? 790 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,757 When I was 14 years old, my dad took me on a... 791 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,434 camping trip out in the desert. 792 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,056 First night there he jumps in his truck, he says, 793 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,616 "I'm going into town to get some groceries." 794 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,816 You know what that really meant? 795 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,320 That meant he was going into town 796 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,880 to get drunk and hook up with a local. 797 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,096 STU: You know, I don't remember 798 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,240 signing up for this TED Talk. 799 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,879 First few hours go by and I think 800 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,514 he's probably got a flat tire. 801 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,400 Then it gets dark, and then it gets cold. I'm hungry. 802 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,160 There is shit in the desert making noise. 803 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,879 I'm scared to death. 804 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,360 And? 805 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,216 So I sat there all night freezing my ass off. 806 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,835 Starving, clutching this pen knife till dawn. 807 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,674 (SIGHS) 808 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,080 This pen knife. 809 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,754 It's all I had. It got me through. 810 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,952 No, it didn't. The pen knife did nothing. 811 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,880 It was just a psychological security blanket. 812 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,875 Also, you had a terrible, abusive father. 813 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,517 I became a man that night. That's the point. 814 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,656 You don't need to drop your kids off in the desert... 815 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,239 to teach them how to be a man. 816 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,914 What do you know about being a man? 817 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,717 STU: Wow, this place is not gentrified at all. 818 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,136 - VIC: We're here? - Hey, you think... 819 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,096 these guys will be gracious enough to let me use an outlet 820 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,759 - to charge my car? - VIC: Probably not. 821 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,520 Nuh-uh. 822 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,954 I'm gonna hold onto these. 823 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,816 I'd tell you to stay in the car, but I figure... 824 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,638 you're too afraid to get out, so... 825 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,277 I'm not too afraid to get out. 826 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,154 I just don't want to. 827 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,993 I'm choosing to stay in the car. 828 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,672 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 829 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,792 VIC: LAPD. Open up. 830 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,280 - (DOG GROWLS) - What? 831 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,536 - MAN: Five-oh! Five-Oh! - Get this shit. 832 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,560 Get it out of here, man! 833 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,800 Get the crystal. What are you doing? 834 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,640 MAN: There's some in the back. In the back! 835 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,000 Amo Cortez? 836 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,992 Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. 837 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,080 Yeah, it is now. 838 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,720 - WOMAN: Hey! - MAN: What the fuck, man? 839 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,429 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 840 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,990 (SIGHS) 841 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,789 "Yo, Becs! 'Sup... 842 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,829 "girl? 843 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,151 "I'll be slightly late. 844 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,676 "But I'll be right over... 845 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,797 "so we can... 846 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,952 "have sex." 847 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,556 No. 848 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,439 "Get down." 849 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,520 That's too vague. 850 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,796 "So, we can... 851 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,640 "achieve penetration." 852 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,075 Nope, that's not it. 853 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,656 Don't you need a warrant or some shit? 854 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,114 VIC: You think I'm playing games? 855 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,120 I guess you won't miss your big, fancy TV then. 856 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,480 Dude, that's a fish tank. 857 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,956 (ALL GASP) 858 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,709 That's the microwave, homes. 859 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,376 VIC: What the hell? You guys just sit around... 860 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,119 and watch fish all day? How's that? 861 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,999 And, I'm gonna give you five seconds 862 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,799 to tell me where Amo Cortez is! 863 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,599 "So, we can... 864 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440 "...fuck." 865 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,240 Yeah. That's it. 866 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,920 People say that. 867 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,309 I wanna fuck you. 868 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,717 No. "So, we can... 869 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:02,432 "do the thing that we had... 870 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,831 "decided upon." That's good, that's good. 871 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,077 - Sent. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 872 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,555 God, what have I done? 873 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:09,996 Attack, Pico! 874 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,560 VIC: What's wrong with him? 875 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,556 You assholes. 876 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,513 How much you feed him? 877 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,949 I said how much you feed him? 878 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,834 - (WOMAN GASPS) - (MAN GROANS) 879 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,874 How do you like that, tough guy? 880 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,315 How does that taste? Taste good? 881 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,113 How do you like that, asshole? 882 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,873 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time! 883 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,952 Where's Amo Cortez? 884 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,029 Hello, Amo. 885 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,640 Fuck you guys, man! 886 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,355 "It's not the size of the boat 887 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,656 - "it's the motion..." - (GATE OPENS) 888 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,239 AMO: Yo, this illegal as fuck, man! 889 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,360 You can't just walk in my momma's house like this! 890 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,591 Tio, do something, man! This is bullshit. 891 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,274 Police brutality in here! 892 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,800 AMO: (GROANS) Shit! Watch out 893 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,037 - for the fucking car, man. - Hey, hey. 894 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,598 Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! 895 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,154 No. Fuck you, homie! 896 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,776 You're looking at five years for possession. 897 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,996 - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? 898 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,230 No? 899 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,914 Watch him. I'll be back. 900 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,355 AMO: This is bullshit, man! 901 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,234 No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. 902 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,313 Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. 903 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,079 This is a hard no for me. 904 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,630 - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! 905 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,836 Don't act like... 906 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,593 you know what UberPool is, okay? 907 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,399 You learned that earlier today. 908 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,756 Here, take this. 909 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,434 Oh, no, I am not touching that. 910 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,680 He can help me crack a case 911 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,035 I've been working on for years! 912 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200 He's handcuffed. 913 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,080 - He's locked in a car. - I'm not doing it. 914 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,390 - The safety's on. - No. 915 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,755 Just point it at him. 916 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,176 Don't let him smell you're a civilian. 917 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,032 Two minutes. You get your five stars... 918 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,998 and you're free to go see your girl, man. 919 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,914 And you get to tell her how you helped an officer in need. 920 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,396 Steve... 921 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,279 this is your night in the desert. 922 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,953 My name is Stu. 923 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,397 (MOUTHING) Fuck you. 924 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,750 Hey, asshole! How many bags did you feed the dog? 925 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,230 I don't know, man. I lost count. 926 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,315 What? 927 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,955 We good. 928 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,515 (VIC PANTING) 929 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,638 You okay, buddy? You okay? 930 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,995 Yeah. 931 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,040 Is this an Uber? 932 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,873 Man, fuck this! I'm out of here. 933 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,960 Hey! 934 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,679 This ain't no Uber. 935 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,160 I'm undercover. 936 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,472 And I'm the bad cop, you little girl. 937 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,996 - Open this door! - My partner may look scary... 938 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,470 but I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. 939 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,399 - What? - Back at the precinct 940 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,631 they call me "Wolf". 941 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,840 (HOWLS) 942 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,237 - (LAUGHING) - (BANGING) 943 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,920 Stop that! Why are you laughing? 944 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,116 Stop that! 945 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,555 Stop! Stop that! 946 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,598 Stop laughing! I'm a cop! I'm being for real! 947 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,029 Fuck you! You ain't no cop! 948 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,120 I am a cop! 949 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,200 I'll take you downtown! 950 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,600 - Stop that! - (GRUNTS) 951 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,632 (SCREAMS) You're gonna go to jail! 952 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,154 I'll fucking book you, man! 953 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,310 No! 954 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,312 Please, please! Stop it! 955 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,834 - Stop kicking! - (GUNSHOT) 956 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,273 (GROANING) Oh, shit! 957 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,480 - (SCREAMING) - AMO: How dare you! 958 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,040 You fucking shot me! 959 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,839 Fuck! (GROANS) 960 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,776 - You shot me, man! - What the hell did you do? 961 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,917 - You said the safety was on! - It was! 962 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,357 Oh, my God! He's bleeding out! I killed him! 963 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,776 (CHUCKLES) You got shot in the leg. 964 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,995 Good for you. Take Pico. 965 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,153 Hey, asshole, get your ass back in that car. 966 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,516 Hey, Amo. 967 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,191 - Talk to me. Tedjo deal. - (AMO SPEAKS SPANISH) 968 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,109 Hey. The Tedjo deal, what do you know? 969 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,760 (PANTING) It's going down. 970 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,832 - When? - Tonight! 971 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,435 - VIC: Where? - At the... 972 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,640 VIC: Hey, hey! 973 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,360 At the... (GASPING) 974 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,239 - Don't you pass out. - (EXHALES) 975 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,199 God damn it. He passed out. 976 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,176 All right, we gotta get this guy to the hospital. 977 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,350 Oh, God. 978 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,952 What should I do with this dog? 979 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,915 Mr. Cortez, I want you to know I'm really sorry! 980 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,673 VIC: He can't hear you. He's in shock. 981 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,035 (CRYING) 982 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,116 Are you... Oh, come on. 983 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,456 - You need a tissue? - (SNIFFLES) 984 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,630 Teddy bear? 985 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,440 You got a blanky in the trunk you want me to grab? 986 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,520 Jesus. 987 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,518 I'm really overwhelmed right now. 988 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,034 Tears are a natural response 989 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,856 to the immense pressure I'm currently experiencing. 990 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,996 Yeah, sure. Naturally. 991 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,560 Everyone cries. It's good for you. 992 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,239 I don't cry. Pico doesn't cry. 993 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,416 STU: You cried when you were a baby. 994 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,440 VIC: Nope. Never. 995 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,576 - You don't remember that. - VIC: I remember my birth. 996 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,136 STU: Oh, you're getting rid of the murder weapon! 997 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,536 VIC: Take Sepulveda over to Crenshaw. 998 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,835 There's a hospital there. 999 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,912 Okay, okay. Hospital. 1000 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,673 Good. It's a hospital. Okay. 1001 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,396 Oh, God. Oh, God. (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1002 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,793 Come on! Get your ass over here and help me! 1003 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,950 (WHIMPERS) 1004 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,432 - You said hospital! - This is a hospital. 1005 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,776 - STU: It's a animal hospital! - He's an animal. 1006 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,757 STU: Oh, yeah, we'll check him for heartworms! 1007 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,274 - VIC: Get his leg. - (GASPS) Sorry. 1008 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,193 Sorry, sorry! All right, sorry. 1009 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,194 - Hello, Victor. - VIC: Hey, doc. 1010 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,711 (DOGS WHIMPERING IN DISTANCE) 1011 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,840 Take a deep breath, all right? You didn't do anything wrong. 1012 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,236 I shot a guy. I'm gonna go to jail. 1013 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,576 I'm the guy who would arrest you for that, 1014 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,760 and I'm not gonna arrest you. 1015 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:21,920 That scumbag over there... 1016 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,434 sells heroin to kids. 1017 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,000 Now sit down. 1018 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,432 - Is he okay? - DR. BRANCH: He's fine. 1019 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,954 Just some mild tissue damage. 1020 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,998 - VIC: Pooch okay? - DR. BRANCH: He's good. 1021 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,636 Eight more came out. What do you wanna do with him? 1022 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,200 Find him a good home. 1023 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,510 He'll wake up soon. 1024 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,256 Just tell him to stay off that leg for a while. 1025 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,840 - (DOG BARKING) - All right, I'm coming! 1026 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,600 Hold on to your poop bags. 1027 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,840 Hey, Pico. How are you, boy? 1028 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,633 Come here. Come on, pup-pup. 1029 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,551 Let's go, Peanut. There we go. 1030 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,240 I'll be back. 1031 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,916 - All right. Wake up, asshole. - (GASPS) 1032 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,110 Tedjo deal. 1033 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,396 When and where? 1034 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,320 - Fuck you, pig. - Oh, yeah? (GRUNTS) 1035 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,272 Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? 1036 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,675 Now, when and where? 1037 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,835 (SPITS) 1038 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,560 Oh, Amo, you just don't wanna make this easy, do you? 1039 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,274 - (SCREAMS) - When and where? 1040 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,136 Hey, hey, hey! Stop that. Stop torturing him. 1041 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,200 Says the guy who shot him. 1042 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,560 Well, I didn't do it on purpose. 1043 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,677 And I feel really horrible about it. 1044 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,016 - Hey! When and where? - (GROANS) Shit! 1045 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,136 You know what? I have an idea. 1046 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,216 You don't always have to use brute force. 1047 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,336 You can use your brain sometimes. 1048 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,360 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1049 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,079 All right. Let's see this. 1050 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,594 (CRIES IN PAIN) 1051 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,400 STU: This is your phone, right? 1052 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,917 - (CELL PHONE UNLOCKS) - Yeah. Sure is. 1053 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,833 Oh, look, you've got Twitter. Perfect. 1054 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,514 What are you doing, man? 1055 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:42,556 - (TYPING) - "I love Ryan Gosling." 1056 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,632 - Open parenthesis. - What? What? 1057 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,430 - "So hot." (VOCALIZING) - No! 1058 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,795 - Send. - What the... 1059 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,679 Look, bunch of notifications coming in. 1060 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,114 Very engaged audience. 1061 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,959 "Here are my favorite... 1062 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,839 "...Ryan Gosling movies." 1063 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,434 - No, no, no! - "Number three... 1064 00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,750 "The Notebook." 1065 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,274 - No! - "Number two... 1066 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,159 "The Notebook." 1067 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,595 - What? - "Number one... 1068 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,120 "La La Land." Send. 1069 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,715 - I hate Gosling, man! - "Our leader..." 1070 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,998 What's the name of the leader? 1071 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,230 Doc Ramirez, right? 1072 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,392 - Doc? - STU: "Doc Ramirez... 1073 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,280 "wears diapers... 1074 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:24,151 "because he is lactose intolerant and loves cheese." 1075 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,640 That's a lie! 1076 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,833 I'm gonna hit "send". 1077 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,271 I wonder if Doc Ramirez will see this. 1078 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,039 1:00 a.m. at the salvage yard! 1079 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,634 - Yes. - Hey, stop! 1080 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,196 I'm gonna go. 1081 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,835 Hey. 1082 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,957 I get it. It was too much for you. 1083 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,136 Oh, you mean shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man... 1084 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,117 in the back seat of the electric vehicle I lease? 1085 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,317 Yeah, it was a lot. 1086 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,312 And please don't take this the wrong way... 1087 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,478 but go fuck yourself. 1088 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,240 (GROANING) 1089 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,277 Stay right there. 1090 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,776 STU: Bad things happen to people... 1091 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,191 but it doesn't affect them if they don't think about it. 1092 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,198 You are doing great. 1093 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,278 Just focus on Becca. 1094 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,075 Becca. 1095 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,232 Hey, asshole. 1096 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,149 Is this the Uber app? 1097 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,240 (DOOR OPENS) 1098 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,516 - STU: Uh, Vic? - What? 1099 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,670 AMO: Oh, shit. 1100 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,119 Oh! What the hell do you want? 1101 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,256 This is more about what you want, Detective Manning. 1102 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,351 You know my name. I'm freakin' flattered. 1103 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,136 Want another partner... to die on your watch? 1104 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,120 - Little shit's not my partner. - STU: No, no, no. 1105 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,296 Don't listen to him. He's bluffing. 1106 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,356 We're very close. 1107 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,113 No, we're not. Shoot him. 1108 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,670 I just asked him to be the godfather of my children. 1109 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,240 Yes? You'll do it? 1110 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,959 Save your breath, Steve. 1111 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,760 We're in love. There. It's out there. Ahh! 1112 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,593 This is how it's gonna play out. 1113 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,160 That ugly cocksucker... 1114 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,616 (WHISPERS) You're not that ugly. 1115 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,869 ...is gonna offer up a swap. 1116 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,198 You for Amo, straight up. 1117 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,034 Me for Amo, straight up? Awesome! 1118 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,400 As soon as we make the swap... 1119 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,520 he's gonna shoot us both. 1120 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,194 Senor Cortez here, too. 1121 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:09,714 That's bullshit, man. 1122 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,918 No, he's right actually. Boss hates loose ends. 1123 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,116 I told you. 1124 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,276 (DOOR OPENS) 1125 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,080 Oh! But after I located your partner's car here... 1126 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,913 I called in a few colleagues. 1127 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,593 How cute. The rest of Cobra Kai. 1128 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,471 Hey, guys, why don't we talk this out? 1129 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,400 Let's talk about how we feel. I'll start. 1130 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,435 I feel scared when someone has a gun to my head. 1131 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,319 How do you feel? 1132 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,874 I'm guessing swap's off the table. 1133 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,440 I'll trade you for a sculpture. 1134 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,831 I hear your daughter's hot shit. 1135 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:42,916 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1136 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,194 What'd you say? 1137 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,840 (GASPS) 1138 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,315 (MOANS) 1139 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,593 God damn it. 1140 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,156 (YELLS) 1141 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:01,840 DR. BRANCH: Hold on. 1142 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,639 (SMACKING LIPS) Here we go, babies. Get on. 1143 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:04,955 Come on. Come on, Jolly. 1144 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,400 It's okay. Yeah. 1145 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,994 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1146 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,834 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1147 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,796 (SCREAMS) 1148 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,793 (GASPING) 1149 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,597 (SCREAMING) Vic! 1150 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,354 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1151 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,073 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1152 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,636 (GUNS FIRING IN DISTANCE) 1153 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,315 (SCREAMING) 1154 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,840 STU: Vic! Vic! 1155 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,637 (SCREAMS) Oh, my God. I'm gonna die. 1156 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:04,816 I'm gonna die at a hospital for animals. 1157 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,840 No. Hey, hey. 1158 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,036 Pull it together, all right? 1159 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,496 I need you to take out these lights. 1160 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,556 Level the playing field. 1161 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:10,790 I don't have a gun! 1162 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,676 - Hey! - (SCREAMING) 1163 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,760 Come on! Hey! 1164 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,275 Look, I need you to... 1165 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,079 kill those lights. Now! 1166 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,240 - Come on! - Okay. 1167 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,312 Hey. We're gonna make it out of this, okay? 1168 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,153 You can do it. All right? 1169 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,197 - You can do this! - I can do this! 1170 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,280 - You ready? - Yeah! 1171 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,360 Go! 1172 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,316 (GRUNTS) 1173 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,996 (GROANS) 1174 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,520 (GROANING) 1175 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,110 Fuck you! 1176 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,276 (GROANS) 1177 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,513 PARROT: Hello! 1178 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,433 - How many are left? - (PANTING) 1179 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,516 Just one. 1180 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,600 I got one bullet. 1181 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,750 I got one can. 1182 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,718 If it hits somebody, I'll know where to shoot. 1183 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,520 All right, you can do this. Make this count. 1184 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,800 All right. 1185 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,310 STU: I see him. 1186 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,997 (GRUNTS) Fuck! I missed! 1187 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,590 (CAT YOWLS) 1188 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,674 - I got him! - (PANTING) 1189 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,240 Fuck. It worked. 1190 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,676 (PURRING) 1191 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,754 (RETCHING) 1192 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,840 VIC: Hey. 1193 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,196 I need you to send a text for me that says... 1194 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,880 "He's dead." 1195 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:00,630 When my grandmother died she looked so peaceful. 1196 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,271 These men do not look peaceful. 1197 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,314 - They look murdered. - Stu. 1198 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,790 I need Tedjo to think I'm dead. 1199 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,472 There are no contacts. Only one number. 1200 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,835 That's Tedjo. 1201 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,360 He gives his guys burner phones. 1202 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,115 Sorry, I haven't used T9 in so long. 1203 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,536 - Hit "send". - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1204 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,916 So this Tedjo guy killed your partner? 1205 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,637 And he oversees a heroin pipeline... 1206 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,150 that's gonna kill a lot more people. 1207 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,152 Teenagers. Kids. 1208 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,796 Okay. 1209 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,872 Well, heroin is so bad. 1210 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,238 And I think it's worse when kids do it. 1211 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,319 So I hope you... 1212 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,880 Uh... 1213 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,590 Hey. Hey! 1214 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,916 Hey, Nicole! 1215 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,954 Hi, sweetie. 1216 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,736 NICOLE: Oh, my God! I can't believe you're here! 1217 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,274 I wouldn't miss it. 1218 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,272 Oh, wow. Is ol' Vic with ya? 1219 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,430 Um, you know, I haven't seen him yet, 1220 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,120 but I'm sure he'll show up at some point. 1221 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,590 Yeah, we'll see about that. 1222 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,035 Listen, um, I can't stay long. 1223 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,079 But before I go, I'm gonna take that small... 1224 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:30,790 scorpion sculpture off your hands. It is stunning. 1225 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:31,996 Thank you. 1226 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,080 Come here. 1227 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,471 I have so loved watching you grow up. 1228 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,871 Your father would be so proud. 1229 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,114 Thank you. 1230 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,516 All right. Good night. 1231 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,760 Where the hell are you going? 1232 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,360 They picked up your plates. 1233 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,874 They think you're my partner. 1234 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,216 If they can run your plates, they sure as shit can find where you sleep! 1235 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,515 And your girlfriend. 1236 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:55,836 You're in this now. 1237 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,600 All I wanted to do was drive nights, a few weekends. 1238 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,753 Save up enough money to open a goddamn spin gym for women 1239 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,036 with my platonic friend 1240 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,360 who I happen to be in love with. 1241 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,033 Pathetic? Sure. 1242 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,998 But it was manageable! 1243 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,231 Do you know how many people I just watched die? 1244 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,389 Five. 1245 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,856 Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. 1246 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,996 Rhetorical! 1247 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,191 Rhetorical question, dude! 1248 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,516 I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. 1249 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,160 And I don't have insurance. 1250 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,240 So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists 1251 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,237 who quote white guys with Indian names 1252 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,834 and tell me that I should meditate. 1253 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,152 (SHOUTING) I do meditate! 1254 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,870 (SHOUTING) Yes! 1255 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,953 Get angry! Own that shit! 1256 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,952 Now, come on. Let's go! 1257 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,712 What do I need to do to make this all end? 1258 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,109 We gotta get to Venice now. 1259 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,096 Come on. My daughter could be in trouble. Let's go. 1260 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,158 - Come on, let's go! - (GRUNTING IN ANGER) 1261 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,954 Becca! 1262 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,079 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1263 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,675 I think we're good. I don't think anybody followed us. 1264 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,035 STU: How can you be sure? 1265 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,856 VIC: 'Cause they would've shot us in the street. 1266 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:23,880 Just keep your eyes out 1267 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,056 for anything suspicious, all right? 1268 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,231 Yeah, we're the only suspicious things in here. 1269 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,710 Just relax. Grab a drink. 1270 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,712 - Drink, sir? - Be all right. 1271 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,196 Dad? 1272 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,800 - Hey! - Hey, kid! 1273 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,475 - You actually came! - Yeah, of course I came. 1274 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,416 - Whoa, what is that smell? - A long story. 1275 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,399 Blood. Dog food. Vomit. 1276 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,636 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1277 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,720 Wow. Well, honestly... 1278 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,416 I'm just glad you're here. I don't care what it is. 1279 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,113 - McHenry was just here. - VIC: Really? 1280 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,475 Who's your friend? 1281 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,154 - Oh. Steve. - Steve. 1282 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,320 - Stu. - Stu. 1283 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,715 I'm Stu. 1284 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,634 Hello, Stu. 1285 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,035 - Stu. - VIC: All right. 1286 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,600 NICOLE: So, what do you think? 1287 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,074 Yeah, yeah. Wow. 1288 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,196 Wow. 1289 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,158 - Right? - Oh. 1290 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,674 Look at that. 1291 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,990 Look at the red... 1292 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,715 flowing into the blue. It reminds me of, uh... 1293 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,109 Remember that Bricker case? 1294 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,120 That guy got shot in the head in a swimming pool. 1295 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,000 Blood just kind of flowed out in the waters. 1296 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,269 He was a pimp. 1297 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,576 Cool, yeah. What do you think of the sculptures, though? 1298 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,796 Because that's what I do. I'm a sculptor. 1299 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:23,880 VIC: No. 1300 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,474 - I was just saying. - Mmm-hmm. 1301 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,400 - Let me show you this... - I gotta, uh... 1302 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,750 I gotta drop a deuce. 1303 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,029 Vic! 1304 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,710 NICOLE: Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. 1305 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,671 So, how do you know my dad? 1306 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,997 - He kidnapped me. - (CHUCKLES) 1307 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,673 We killed some people. 1308 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,116 Huh. 1309 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,316 PATRON: I'm on the fence. 1310 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,631 Really? I think she's brilliant. 1311 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,871 Her pieces are so emotionally charged. 1312 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,519 Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. 1313 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,400 Like if Tilted Arc had a soul. 1314 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,073 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1315 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:58,829 - (GRUNTS) - (ALL GASP) 1316 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,112 I love this one. 1317 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,199 I'll take it. Put a sold sign on that, please. 1318 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:10,633 It's a spin gym for women called... 1319 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,439 "Spinster". 1320 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,793 That is a terrible name. 1321 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,072 No, no, no, I don't think you heard. It's a spin gym. 1322 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,316 So it's like a pun. 1323 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,816 It's a play on the words. It's whimsical. 1324 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,360 It's welcoming. It's fun. "Come on in." 1325 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,433 A spinster is an old woman who never found love. 1326 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,998 You might as well call your gym "Old Hag Bikes". 1327 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,430 Huh. 1328 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,296 I'm just saying, like, if it's your passion... 1329 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,176 - maybe find a better name. - It's not my passion. 1330 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,919 Well, then what is your passion? 1331 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,912 You know, I feel like 1332 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,878 LA's full of people following their passion. 1333 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,509 We need more people to settle. We need more settlers. 1334 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,637 You know, this country was founded on settlers. 1335 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,675 - So... - VIC: Hey, honey. 1336 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,280 Can I talk to you for a second? 1337 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,079 Okay. 1338 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,039 Hey. 1339 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,194 Great work with the sculptures, honey. 1340 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,509 Really solid stuff. 1341 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,677 Reminiscent of a young Richard Serra. 1342 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,910 Oh, thank you. 1343 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,309 Yeah. 1344 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Here. 1345 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,080 Oh, do not hand me a... 1346 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,674 - VIC: Take this. - Jesus, Dad. 1347 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,240 - Here. - Dad, I do not want that! 1348 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,869 There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? 1349 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,554 I checked the place out. It's clear. 1350 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,360 But it's better safe than sorry. 1351 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,600 - Take that. - NICOLE: Oh, God. 1352 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,776 Remember how I taught you to shoot? 1353 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,836 Yes. 1354 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:19,920 I hate when you do this. 1355 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,320 Anything else? 1356 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,272 So, I need to borrow your keys to the house. 1357 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,831 Yeah, I need to get into my old storage. 1358 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,149 (NICOLE SCOFFS) 1359 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,280 Is that why you came? 1360 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,475 No. 1361 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,673 God, no. I wanted to see your work. 1362 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,115 And make sure you were safe. 1363 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,476 But I also didn't have time to run back to Eagle Rock. 1364 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,279 - (SCOFFS) - So it's a three-for-one. 1365 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,671 For a second there... 1366 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,872 I actually thought you gave a shit about my work. 1367 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,315 Hey. This is serious. 1368 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,039 - I'm close to Tedjo. - Yeah. 1369 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,953 You're always close to something except for 1370 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,833 the people who actually need you. 1371 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,799 - I'm so done. - Hey. 1372 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,992 Nicole, wait! 1373 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,755 Keys? 1374 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,713 You know I can't see. 1375 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,880 What did you say to her, man? You ruined her night. 1376 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,434 I don't know. I gave her my Glock. 1377 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,750 See, that's your problem! 1378 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,176 You give people Glocks instead of love. 1379 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,200 Suddenly the Uber driver knows all about parenting. 1380 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,159 You're just very abrasive and you're insensitive, 1381 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,674 and you're very scary and you're... 1382 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,109 Oh, my God! 1383 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,317 That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about! 1384 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:26,896 - (ALARM BEEPING) - Why did you do that? 1385 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,230 To get cops here. Just in case. Let's go. 1386 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,834 STU: Go, go. 1387 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,555 Where is it? 1388 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,760 Box. 1389 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,109 STU: Oh, you used to be happy. That's adorable. 1390 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,000 You know, I would have said you should smile more... 1391 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,594 but now that I see this picture... 1392 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,913 good call on quitting smiling. 1393 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,197 Your face looks really bad when you smile. 1394 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,034 It also looks really bad when you don't smile. 1395 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,355 You have a bad face. 1396 00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,476 Oh, man. 1397 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,994 I've only got six rounds left. 1398 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,879 Are these two other hostages you took? 1399 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,736 - You're not helping. - Did you just yell... 1400 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,877 "cruise ship" at them until they took you? 1401 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,639 VIC: Look, I need more ammo. 1402 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,560 And we've only got an hour. 1403 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,150 Outside The Box. 1404 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,913 Outside the box. Outside the box. 1405 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,593 All right, now, let's brainstorm. 1406 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,592 We can find a black market gun dealer. 1407 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,831 - No, it's where I work. - Uber? 1408 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,480 Like Uber Eats? 1409 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,233 They have Uber Guns? Uber Bullets? 1410 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,199 Oh, this is your other horrible job? 1411 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,437 I came here once to buy some fishing gear. 1412 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,832 Clerk was a real dick. 1413 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,832 I wanted to shoot him in the leg, 1414 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,798 but I had self-control. (CHUCKLES) 1415 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,680 STU: Yeah, that was probably my boss. 1416 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,911 He's the second worst guy I've ever met. 1417 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,156 VIC: Who's the first? 1418 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:43,800 - STU: I'll give you a hint. - (BEEPING) 1419 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,274 It's you. 1420 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,555 All right. 1421 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,720 I thought you just needed a couple of bullets, bud. 1422 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,240 Well, you can never be too prepared. 1423 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,056 Yeah, but somebody has to pay for all this shit. 1424 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,992 - Put it on my Uber tab. - There's no tab! 1425 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,278 Uber is not a general store in the Old West! 1426 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,829 - (RINGTONE PLAYING) - Oh, no. 1427 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,118 Hey, Becca, I'm so, so sorry. Uh, something came up. 1428 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,634 BECCA: Stu, I'm so sorry. 1429 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,995 I did not mean to freak you out. 1430 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,441 If you don't wanna have sex, I understand, I'm disgusting. 1431 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,715 No, no, no. 1432 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,176 - You didn't freak me out. - VIC: Shit. 1433 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,919 I'm definitely down to clown. 1434 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,600 - I wanna do the deed. - What? 1435 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,896 And then we're gonna have a talk. 1436 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,136 You know what? I was gonna say... 1437 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,719 maybe you should not come over. 1438 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,190 Because, okay... So, Byron called me... 1439 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,079 and he sounded really sorry. 1440 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,357 And he was like, "I should come over and talk," 1441 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,159 and I think I should just hear him out. 1442 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,993 - You know? - No, no, no. 1443 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,231 Do not let Byron come over, okay? 1444 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,790 He does not deserve to be let back into your life. 1445 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,519 - (BECCA GROANS) - Wait for me, okay? 1446 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,837 I'll be there. Wait for me. 1447 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,152 Okay. Oh, God, this night is so crazy for me. 1448 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,515 I'll be right there. 1449 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,976 - (CELL PHONE BEEPS) - (INHALES DEEPLY) 1450 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,559 VIC: Lovers' quarrel? 1451 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,856 Oh, I forgot you're not lovers. 1452 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:50,950 Hey, this is good, right? 1453 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,474 Fuck off, okay? 1454 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,757 And put that back! That's way too much stuff! 1455 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,434 Why do you need propane tanks? 1456 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,353 Are you gonna have a barbecue later? 1457 00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,840 You have no friends! 1458 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,480 You're gonna get me fired! 1459 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,994 You weren't planning on working 1460 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,760 in this shithole your whole life, were you? 1461 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,276 Oh, what? I hurt your feelings? 1462 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,080 No. Actually, I feel bad for you. 1463 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,232 After seeing how you treat your own daughter... 1464 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,995 it's clear that you don't give a shit about anyone else. 1465 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,992 Wait. Are you mad at me? 1466 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,356 Or are you mad at that girl you refuse to man up to? 1467 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,358 Oh, you're gonna give me relationship advice? 1468 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,114 You spend more time 1469 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,032 obsessing over your dead partner... 1470 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,317 than paying attention to your alive daughter... 1471 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,876 who, news flash, wants to be a part of your life. 1472 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,269 You know what that makes you? 1473 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,194 - A good cop? - A shitty father! 1474 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,440 VIC: All right. You know what? 1475 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,230 You've been annoying me all goddamn day... 1476 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,320 I've been annoying you? 1477 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,476 What? 1478 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,680 I don't need a therapy session from Little Man Uber. 1479 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,150 Life is hard. That's what we signed up for. 1480 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,471 And I handle my shit like a real man. 1481 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,599 I don't bitch and moan and whine and cry... 1482 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,910 like your pansy ass! 1483 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,514 Oh, you feel like a real man, huh? 1484 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,275 Killing people, avenging, kicking ass... 1485 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,875 taking names, torturing perps. 1486 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,269 You know what? 1487 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,016 I could've called another Uber driver earlier, 1488 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,110 and you know why I didn't? 1489 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,350 Because you don't know 1490 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,600 - how to use apps! - VIC: No. 1491 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:11,436 Because I wouldn't find one weaker than you! 1492 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,752 You're too chicken shit to tell that girl you like her! 1493 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,992 You're too chicken shit to stand up to me! 1494 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,591 And you're a chicken shit... 1495 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,359 who deserves zero stars. 1496 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,517 Oh, what? What, are you getting mad? 1497 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,816 - Come on. Don't you... - Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? 1498 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,355 - What are you gonna do about it, Steve? - My name is Stu! 1499 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,576 - Ow! Jesus! Shit! - (CELL PHONE CLATTERS) 1500 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:35,670 (GROANS) 1501 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,956 (YELLS) 1502 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,035 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1503 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,194 Oh, here we go. 1504 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,398 Huh? You think you're tough shit? Come on! 1505 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:48,835 (PANTING) 1506 00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,196 Tough guy, huh? 1507 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,273 Wanna face me like a man? All right, here we go. 1508 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,711 We don't have to be violent! We can talk! 1509 00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,600 I'm not gonna sit in a kumbaya circle jerk with you... 1510 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,752 and cry like a little girl! 1511 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,760 I'm calling time out! 1512 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,674 No! No! Time out! Stop! I said time out! 1513 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,035 Respect the time out! 1514 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,476 Wait! Wait! Wait! Time out! 1515 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,594 (YELLING) 1516 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,959 You little shit! 1517 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,560 Where'd you go? 1518 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,559 - Hey! - (GROANS) 1519 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:28,840 Girls are strong! 1520 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,070 They give birth to us. 1521 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,640 You should wish you were like a woman! 1522 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,552 The future is female! (GROANS) 1523 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,314 VIC: Coward! Where are you? 1524 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,709 STU: You're the coward! 1525 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,837 You can't face your own feelings! 1526 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,037 You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... 1527 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,280 where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... 1528 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,160 and those giant sphinx statue things can see 1529 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,038 a warrior's true internal nature? 1530 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,336 - What? - STU: And that super scary 1531 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,430 knight gets vaporized... 1532 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,230 because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? 1533 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,400 Yeah? 1534 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,234 That's you! 1535 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,589 (YELLING) 1536 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,632 Ha! You live your life the way... 1537 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,116 - Real men cry! - (GROANING) 1538 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:17,036 Real men listen to their feelings! 1539 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,872 (GROANING) 1540 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,640 STU: Oh, no. 1541 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,475 (GROANING) 1542 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,359 I'll kill you! 1543 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,874 (GROANS) 1544 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,636 You fucked with the wrong Uber driver! 1545 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,439 (GROANING) 1546 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,552 - I think you broke my arm. - STU: Fighting is hard. 1547 01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,359 You gotta have stamina. 1548 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,560 Yeah. 1549 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,110 I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did. 1550 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,232 - That's 'cause I was winning. - You were not. 1551 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,710 - It was fun. I totally won. - I was kicking your ass. 1552 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,155 I won. 1553 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,711 Couple of homeless guys humping in my store, huh? 1554 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,872 Little squat and fuck? 1555 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,392 Stuber, that you? 1556 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,592 (VIC LAUGHING) 1557 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,440 VIC: "Stuber." 1558 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,831 Oh, that's great, 'cause you drive an Uber. 1559 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,320 That's a great pun. 1560 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,551 Who the hell are you? And why are you so huge? 1561 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,275 Jesus, what are you benching? Like, 310, 350? 1562 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,360 Easy, kid. 1563 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,576 Just put the crossbow down. We'll get out of your hair. 1564 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:36,670 RICHIE: Jesus, Stuber! 1565 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,275 What the hell did you and your gigolo friend do to my store? 1566 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,517 - It's your dad's store. - (SCOFFS) 1567 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,256 He's a cop. He's working an important case. 1568 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:44,280 RICHIE: Case? 1569 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,556 - Is that what you call your butt? - VIC: Look, pal. 1570 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,710 We're in a hurry. 1571 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,216 You got another sporting goods store 1572 01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,754 you gotta fuck in or something? 1573 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,159 Listen, do you know what this is? 1574 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,440 - Huh. - That's blood. 1575 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,616 - (RICHIE SCOFFS) - VIC: It is. 1576 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,109 I've done things tonight you would not believe. 1577 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,236 Oh, yeah? 1578 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,152 I signed a lease on a spin gym. 1579 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,310 Weird. 1580 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,710 I provided emotional support to a male stripper. 1581 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,536 You're saying these things like they're scary. 1582 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,870 - I shot a man in cold blood. - Yeah. 1583 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,997 I watched him die. 1584 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:15,074 From someone else's bullet, but I loosened him up. 1585 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,310 Yeah, right, Stuber. 1586 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:17,400 Hey. 1587 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,955 His name is Stu. 1588 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,792 My name is Stu. 1589 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,158 How do you do? 1590 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,233 (MOUTHING) He's fucking crazy. 1591 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,834 Yeah. 1592 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,680 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 1593 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:41,955 RICHIE: Easy, Stu. 1594 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,680 I quit. 1595 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:48,630 And I'm telling your dad 1596 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,831 you masturbate in the handicap stall. 1597 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,070 RICHIE: Oh, don't do that. 1598 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,440 I'll just use a regular stall. 1599 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,199 You're pathetic. 1600 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,080 Stu, hold on. 1601 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:03,880 You're my best friend, man. 1602 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,276 What? 1603 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:11,240 Yeah. The back and forth... 1604 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,357 the razzing, you and me. 1605 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,471 It's the best part about this whole stupid job. 1606 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:17,960 It's, like, the worst part for me. 1607 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,536 Do you have any idea what it's like... 1608 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,597 to know the only reason you even have a job 1609 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:23,080 is because your dad owns this place? 1610 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,637 And you're balding? Fuck. 1611 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,036 I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. 1612 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,396 (SCOFFS) Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. 1613 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:31,600 Yeah, but that's shedding. 1614 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:32,776 That's normal. Everyone has that. 1615 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,077 - Plus your follicles... - Hey, Stu, we gotta go. 1616 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,040 Stu, wait. 1617 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,880 You really don't think I'm losing hair? 1618 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,633 If you are... 1619 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,473 it's very subtle. 1620 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,836 Thanks, Stu. 1621 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,117 I'll get that. 1622 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,576 AUTOMATED VOICE: Low battery charge. 1623 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:02,750 Press button to check. 1624 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,480 STU: Ah, shit. I'm running out of power. I gotta recharge. 1625 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:06,680 VIC: No, we don't have time. 1626 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,016 The salvage yard is not far anyway. 1627 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:11,636 Well, looks like we're at the end of our road, huh? 1628 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:12,876 Not literally. 1629 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,156 I'll drop you up the road. 1630 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,754 This was... 1631 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,875 It wasn't fun. 1632 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,754 You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. 1633 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,840 No, no, no. 1634 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,912 You're a cop. I'm a civilian. 1635 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:27,232 You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. 1636 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,911 I do civilian things. I like walks. 1637 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,356 And I really wanna get into brewing beer. 1638 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,909 Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. 1639 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,959 But I cannot do that if I'm dead. 1640 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,189 All right. 1641 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,394 I'll do it myself. 1642 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:48,640 Listen... 1643 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,355 I know you're this, like, Steven Seagal badass 1644 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,840 who doesn't need shit from anyone. 1645 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,160 Your dad was a dick to leave you in the desert. 1646 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,514 Sometimes people need help, 1647 01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:02,838 and it is not a sign of weakness to ask for it. 1648 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,032 Call for backup. 1649 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,639 I don't know where Vic is. How would I know? 1650 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,439 (RINGTONE PLAYING) 1651 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,520 Vic? 1652 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,336 I know you think I'm the boy who cried Tedjo, 1653 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,714 but I got the drop location. 1654 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:22,759 I know this went to the feds... 1655 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,196 but I really need backup. 1656 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,560 Okay. 1657 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,676 Really? 1658 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,752 You're a pain in my ass, but I trust you. 1659 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,576 All right, they're making a deal in Inglewood. 1660 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:32,829 Watseka Salvage. 1661 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,480 The meet goes down in half an hour. 1662 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,597 Send in the cavalry. Call in SWAT. 1663 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,110 - Okay. You got it, Vic. - And, Captain... 1664 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,039 thanks for not giving up on me. 1665 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,316 You bet. 1666 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,712 See? Didn't that feel good? 1667 01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,236 You asked for help and the sky didn't fall. 1668 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,599 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1669 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,076 That's technically not the sky. 1670 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,556 That's the sky's tears. 1671 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,355 It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you. 1672 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,716 Please shut up. 1673 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,395 Well, no worries. 1674 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,070 I found Vic. 1675 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,999 Great. 1676 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,480 No! 1677 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:18,274 VIC: Can you tell me what you see? 1678 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,557 STU: Three black Lexuses. 1679 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:22,519 Lexi? Lexuses? 1680 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:23,836 Lexi. 1681 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,200 Yeah. They're waiting for Tedjo. 1682 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:26,720 You should get out of here, man. 1683 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,439 Things are gonna get hairy. 1684 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,596 Are you sure you're okay? 1685 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,275 Yeah, you should go. Look, cavalry's on the way... 1686 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:34,834 SWAT, the whole deal. 1687 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,600 Go on, call that girl. 1688 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:38,880 Okay. 1689 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,670 Goodbye. 1690 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,635 Come on. 1691 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:49,072 - What are you doing? - Get over here, big guy. 1692 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:50,736 After all the horrors we've been through... 1693 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:52,080 we've earned this. Come on. 1694 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,913 - Save it for a tree, bud. - Hey. 1695 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,231 Men can hug. Okay? 1696 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,834 And I know deep inside that... 1697 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,037 needlessly muscular body... 1698 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:03,193 is the biggest muscle of all, your heart. 1699 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,272 - And I want to hug that heart. - Stu! 1700 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,552 Thank you for driving. 1701 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:42,758 Oh, my God. Jesus. Stu, what happened to you? 1702 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,776 Becca, I have to tell you something. 1703 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:45,916 Okay, then... 1704 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,719 come over, Stu. 1705 01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,156 - And we can... - Becca, I am in love with you. 1706 01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,079 And I have been since the moment we met. 1707 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,389 You date assholes. 1708 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,358 I'm sorry, but you do. 1709 01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,796 And I wait on the sidelines, and I come when you call... 1710 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,056 and I encourage you and I make your dreams my dreams... 1711 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,197 and I guess I've just been hoping that someday 1712 01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,351 you would look at me and see me differently. 1713 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,749 And something would click! 1714 01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:08,115 What the... 1715 01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:11,352 Uh, I'm sorry, this is a little unfair. Um... 1716 01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:13,796 So you were too afraid to tell me 1717 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,479 how you felt and now it's my fault... 1718 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:16,960 for not clicking? 1719 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,271 No, no, no. You're right. 1720 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:21,477 It's not your fault, it's my fault. 1721 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,473 I just can't do this anymore. 1722 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:26,353 I can't have casual sex with you 1723 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,796 and pretend like I don't feel anything. 1724 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,156 I can't open a business with you 1725 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:34,677 and hope that that will make you fall in love with me. 1726 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:35,956 Okay, all right. 1727 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:38,635 I guess I'll find the other half somehow. 1728 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,315 No, no. Keep my money, seriously. 1729 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:43,039 I know it's gonna be very successful 1730 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,351 and as an investor I'll become super wealthy. 1731 01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:47,998 But it's your dream, not mine. 1732 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:49,395 Wait, what? 1733 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:52,598 But I don't wanna lose you. Can we still be friends? 1734 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:55,115 No. 1735 01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,559 No. Because I am in love with you. 1736 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,392 - I'm gonna go. - (BECCA SNIFFLES) 1737 01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:03,914 I'll give you a call when I'm not 1738 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,514 waiting for that click anymore. 1739 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,073 - Okay. - Bye. 1740 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,240 Bye. 1741 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,000 (SIGHS) 1742 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,875 That is a weak-ass cavalry. 1743 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,360 TEDJO: Are they here? 1744 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,480 MAN: Coming in right here. 1745 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,896 - TEDJO: Get the shit. - MAN: Bring 'em. 1746 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:36,116 Oh, got your ass. 1747 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,074 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1748 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,355 Fuck. 1749 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,640 - VIC: Nikki? - Dad! 1750 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,116 Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... 1751 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,680 but my show is over. 1752 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,000 Um, I'm alive and I definitely 1753 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,394 don't need this gun anymore, so... 1754 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,034 Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. 1755 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:55,236 McHenry's pulling up. 1756 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:56,356 McHenry? 1757 01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,711 She was acting really weird tonight. 1758 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,439 Like, really huggy. 1759 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,831 - Yeah, something's not right. - Dad. 1760 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,176 What's going on? Where are you? 1761 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,600 - I gotta go. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 1762 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:06,760 Dad? 1763 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,554 VIC: What's going on? 1764 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,040 Where are the feds? 1765 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:11,993 I didn't think we needed 'em. 1766 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,717 The feds took over this investigation... 1767 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,674 because they're worried about a mole in the force. 1768 01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,753 They know someone inside is on Tedjo's payroll. 1769 01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:24,394 Now drop that rifle! 1770 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,597 - Drop it! - (GUN THUDS) 1771 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,314 I'm not a freaking mole. 1772 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,675 You know that. 1773 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,035 Yeah. 1774 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,869 I know, Vic. 1775 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,190 No. 1776 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,030 You and Tedjo. 1777 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,200 The whole time. 1778 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,790 I knew all I had to give you was one lead 1779 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,360 and you'd track him like a dog. 1780 01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:46,960 VIC: (OVER PHONE) Leon, are you sure? 1781 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,680 That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? 1782 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:49,989 VIC: Where are you? 1783 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,317 LEON: Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. 1784 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,440 - All right, Leon, where's... - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 1785 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,517 And you got your bloody footprints 1786 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,432 all over Leon's murder scene. 1787 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,600 And I'm on surveillance footage at the Sizzle Room. 1788 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,957 McHENRY: Tedjo's distribution center, you mean. 1789 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,759 But then you got greedy... 1790 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,913 and you got yourself killed in a shoot-out during a drop. 1791 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,594 In fact, it happened right over there. 1792 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,920 VIC: This whole drop's a setup? 1793 01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:21,151 McHENRY: No, the drop's happening tonight. 1794 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:24,552 And next week, now that the feds aren't up our ass. 1795 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:26,712 And you tipped off Tedjo. 1796 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:30,274 And you got Morris killed, you rat! 1797 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,750 They were supposed to be gone before you guys arrived. 1798 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,274 Like I said, Vic... 1799 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,193 Morris wasn't your fault. 1800 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,456 Wish you were the kind of guy that could have cashed in too. 1801 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:39,596 Hold on, now. Just wait. 1802 01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:40,875 (GROANING) 1803 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,560 Silent but deadly. 1804 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,399 What the hell are you talking... 1805 01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:52,796 (STU YELLING) 1806 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,996 - (CONTINUES YELLING) - VIC: Yes! 1807 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,753 - STU: I'm sorry. - Yes! 1808 01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,832 - STU: So sorry! Oh, God! - VIC: Stu! 1809 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,436 (YELLING) Vic! Vic! 1810 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,434 - (GUN FIRING) - Yes! Yes! 1811 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:05,520 MAN: Let's go! 1812 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:06,670 Go! Go! 1813 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:07,976 I just hit someone with my car! 1814 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,036 She'll live. 1815 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,040 - You hit a crooked cop. - STU: That was a cop? 1816 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,336 Oh, my God. Are you the bad guy? 1817 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,476 I'm not the bad guy. 1818 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:14,640 MAN: Come on! 1819 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,310 (BOTH SCREAM) 1820 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:18,355 MAN: Don't let him out of here! 1821 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:19,736 - I'm a henchman. - (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 1822 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,353 I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. 1823 01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:22,840 You Stockholm-syndromed me. 1824 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,176 - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. 1825 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,776 You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. 1826 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:27,416 - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. 1827 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:28,440 Leave my balls out of it. 1828 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,936 VIC: We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. 1829 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:30,960 STU: Very funny. 1830 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,896 I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. 1831 01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,151 I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. 1832 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,600 - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! 1833 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:37,680 ...Let go! - God damn it... 1834 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:38,830 Stu, turn around! 1835 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,229 This is my car! 1836 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:41,953 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1837 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:44,950 Fuck, this is a lease! 1838 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,236 Will you quit bitching? 1839 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,556 Now, punch it! 1840 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,240 You know what? 1841 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:52,350 Yeah! 1842 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,279 You're a badass! 1843 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:55,749 - Yeah! - STU: There she is! 1844 01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:56,910 VIC: Go, Stu, go! 1845 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,753 - STU: There she is! - Yeah! Go! 1846 01:13:58,840 --> 01:13:59,840 Get me closer! 1847 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:01,639 What? No, I'm trying to get away! 1848 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,269 - Get me closer! Get me closer! - STU: No! No! No! 1849 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:07,560 Oh, you're scaring me, Stu. 1850 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:08,720 And I love it! 1851 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,957 I spent my time driving assholes like you around. 1852 01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:12,156 Got pretty good at it. 1853 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:13,320 And I love Styx! 1854 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:14,936 You had me pegged from the start, dude. 1855 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:16,120 (LAUGHS) I'm gonna turn it up. 1856 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,160 Here we go! 1857 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:18,720 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 1858 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,159 (STU WHOOPING) 1859 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:24,636 Come on! 1860 01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,234 (SCREAMING) 1861 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,116 (SCREAMS) 1862 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:35,073 (HORNS HONKING) 1863 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,440 Come on, come on, come on. 1864 01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:38,556 September 1st. 1865 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:41,876 Stu's the driver? 1866 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,514 "Ride still in progress"? 1867 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,600 STU: I got an idea! 1868 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,637 I'm gonna throw this propane tank at them. 1869 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,280 You shoot it. It'll blow up their car! 1870 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:49,595 This isn't freakin' Jaws! 1871 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,150 Exactly! Just like Jaws. It's gonna work. Ready? 1872 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,080 One, two... 1873 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,356 go! 1874 01:14:58,440 --> 01:14:59,510 (GRUNTS) 1875 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,993 (YELLS) 1876 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,710 Okay, they were bad men. 1877 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:07,996 They made bad choices... 1878 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:09,560 and it was their fault, not mine. 1879 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:11,596 Faster! 1880 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000 VIC: Hey! 1881 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,351 Hey! Hey, I can see! I can see! 1882 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,560 Come on, come on! Faster! 1883 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:29,960 - (GUNSHOT) - (GROANS) 1884 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,599 (SCREAMING) 1885 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,833 - You got 'em! Yes! - I got 'em! Got 'em! Yes! 1886 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,229 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1887 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,656 AUTOMATED VOICE: Low battery charge. 1888 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:44,816 - Damn. - Press button to check. 1889 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,433 - No, no, no! - I got 'em. 1890 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,720 - What's that beeping? - No! Please, please, please. 1891 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:52,056 - VIC: What's that beeping? - Come on, come on. 1892 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,790 Come on, come on, come on. 1893 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,155 VIC: What the hell's going on? 1894 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,953 STU: We're out of juice. 1895 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,479 Well, switch to gas! 1896 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,394 There's no gas! It's an electric car! 1897 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:09,191 You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? 1898 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,829 Everybody who buys an electric car 1899 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,160 has a car that doesn't use gas. 1900 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,714 That's what an electric car is. 1901 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,240 Well, that shit attitude is not 1902 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,576 gonna help us out of this situation. 1903 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:18,875 No attitude will help. 1904 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,336 - (TIRES SQUEALING) - (GASPS) Oh, no! 1905 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:21,794 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 1906 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:23,269 (LAUGHING) 1907 01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:24,456 All right, I'm taking out his tires. 1908 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:25,480 Okay. 1909 01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:31,560 - Shit! That never works. - Shit. 1910 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,036 (YELLS) 1911 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,113 (VIC AND STU SCREAMING) 1912 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,032 (BOTH GROANING) 1913 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,320 (WHIMPERS) 1914 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,353 (SCREAMS) Oh, my God! 1915 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:55,836 Vic! 1916 01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:57,115 Vic, you okay? 1917 01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,916 You should have worn a seatbelt. Oh, God. 1918 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,116 Really? Now? 1919 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:02,416 Sorry. I'll bring it up later. 1920 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,760 - (GUN FIRING) - VIC: Shit. 1921 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:08,789 STU: We'll go up there. 1922 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:11,550 - (PANTING) - (GUNSHOTS) 1923 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:12,676 (LAUGHS) 1924 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,560 STU: Watch it. 1925 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,674 (BOTH PANTING) 1926 01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,434 - (GUNSHOTS) - (BOTH GROAN) 1927 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,436 I'm blind again! 1928 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,000 (ALL SCREAMING) 1929 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,635 Give me your phone. 1930 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,240 It must have fallen out in the crash. 1931 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,680 (VIC GROANING) 1932 01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:32,390 VIC: All right. 1933 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,676 Come on, hurry! 1934 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,195 Go, go! 1935 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:44,075 I got this. 1936 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,590 Hello, operator? We need help. Someone's trying to murder us! 1937 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:50,416 (OVER SPEAKERS) Hello, operator? We need help. 1938 01:17:50,440 --> 01:17:53,319 Someone's trying to murder us! Shit. 1939 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:54,829 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1940 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,195 Okay, okay. 1941 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:57,960 TEDJO: Come on. 1942 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,833 (VIC AND STU GROANING) 1943 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,190 Here. 1944 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,239 - (ALL GASP) - Please, no. 1945 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,576 No, no, no. We're the good guys. 1946 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,273 He's a cop. I'm with Uber. 1947 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,510 Go, go, go. 1948 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,036 Get down, get down. Get down. 1949 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:20,834 (WHISPERS) Does anyone have a phone? 1950 01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:21,956 Thank you. 1951 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,040 I'm gonna call 911. 1952 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:24,475 No! No cops. 1953 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:25,560 Right. 1954 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,155 - VIC: There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right. 1955 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,096 - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - Okay. We just gotta get out 1956 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:34,240 of here and we're home free. 1957 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,631 I got us an UberSUV, so we can all pile in. 1958 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:40,237 Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes. 1959 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,456 - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - Six minutes! 1960 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,480 He took a right! 1961 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:43,696 You're going the wrong way, Tariq! 1962 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:44,756 What are you doing, dude? 1963 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,912 Everyone, pull out your phones. 1964 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,400 Call Uber. 1965 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,560 Uber. Uber. 1966 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:51,518 Ride-share. Ride-share. 1967 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,956 (WHISPERS) Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is. 1968 01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:58,600 What are you doing? 1969 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:00,313 I'm gonna Uber us out of here myself. 1970 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,016 No, he's gonna be here in four minutes, dude. 1971 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,096 - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - He's on the... 1972 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:04,240 Fuck, he took another right! 1973 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,275 - (GRUNTS) - How does he have 4.8 stars? 1974 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,834 (PANTING) 1975 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,320 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Huh? 1976 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:27,640 VIC: Who parked a boat here? 1977 01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,352 (ALL CLAMORING) 1978 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,240 Come on! 1979 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,720 Come on, we gotta go! Let's go. 1980 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,473 (ALL CLAMORING) 1981 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,712 (BOTH PANTING) 1982 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,400 Hey! 1983 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:45,158 - VIC: Fuck! - STU: Damn. 1984 01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:47,153 - (LAUGHS) - VIC: Wait. 1985 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,113 Wait. (PANTING) 1986 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,400 He has nothing to do with this. 1987 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,712 All right? Just let him go. 1988 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,951 He's a good man. I forced him to be here. 1989 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,440 He's done nothing to you. 1990 01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:57,755 (YELLS) 1991 01:19:58,800 --> 01:19:59,836 What the fuck? 1992 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,514 I was going for his face. 1993 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,076 That's the feds. 1994 01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,237 It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. 1995 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,834 Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. 1996 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,389 One of the top agents. Five stars. 1997 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:19,113 He brought his undercover crew with him. 1998 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,432 Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. 1999 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,160 NCIS: Los Angeles as well. 2000 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,116 Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. 2001 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,256 - VIC: Don't shoot! - STU: Don't do it! 2002 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,114 You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? 2003 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,200 So uncool! 2004 01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:34,914 (QUIETLY) God damn it. 2005 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,200 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 2006 01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,193 - STU: We're fucked. - (GROANS) 2007 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,233 (GROANING) 2008 01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:45,514 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2009 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,236 - STU: Vic? - VIC: Stu! 2010 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:50,436 - Vic? - VIC: Get the gun! 2011 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,670 Grab the gun! 2012 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,192 STU: Watch out for his fists! 2013 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,760 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2014 01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,513 Stu, get the gun! 2015 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:02,760 (SCREAMING) 2016 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:04,749 Stop! Stop it! 2017 01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:06,190 I'm gonna shoot you! 2018 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,796 Stop! 2019 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:11,717 Stop it! Stop! 2020 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,120 (WHIMPERS) 2021 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,958 Stu, take the shot! Shoot! 2022 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:18,077 - Just defeat him! - Come on! 2023 01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:19,594 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2024 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:20,680 STU: He's so little! 2025 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,437 - Stop it! - VIC: Stu! 2026 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:30,720 Stu! 2027 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:33,600 Take the shot, Stu! 2028 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,353 - Shoot! - Come on! 2029 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:36,915 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 2030 01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,999 Stu, take the shot! 2031 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:42,150 (YELLS) 2032 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,713 (GUN CLICKING) 2033 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,435 (YELLS) 2034 01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:50,360 - (YELLS) - (GROANS) 2035 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:52,994 (VIC PANTING) 2036 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:56,793 - (GUNSHOTS) - (GROANS) 2037 01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,400 Back away from my dad! 2038 01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,592 - Nicole? - NICOLE: Back away from him! 2039 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:04,560 Back away! 2040 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,400 - (GRUNTS) - NICOLE: Yes! 2041 01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,119 Dad, come on. Get up, get up! 2042 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,713 Watch out. Watch out! 2043 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,792 Let him go. Let him go. 2044 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:13,916 (SCREAMS) 2045 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,514 No! No! 2046 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,359 (PANTING) No. 2047 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:23,200 I'm going to take everything from you. 2048 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:24,870 (CHUCKLES) 2049 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,520 No. 2050 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,312 (YELLING) 2051 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,519 - (YELLS) - (NICOLE GASPS) 2052 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:43,075 - (CHOKING) - VIC: I will kill you... 2053 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:44,640 if you touch my daughter! 2054 01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,234 NICOLE: Dad, stop! 2055 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:47,680 Dad, don't! 2056 01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:51,038 Dad, fucking stop! 2057 01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,112 - (PANTING) - (SIRENS APPROACHING) 2058 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:56,197 Dad, it's over. 2059 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:57,440 That's it. 2060 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,056 - OFFICER 1: Get down! - OFFICER 2: Don't move! 2061 01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,116 OFFICER 3: Stay down. 2062 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:01,714 (INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 2063 01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,757 (COUGHING) 2064 01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:04,840 NICOLE: Come on, Dad. 2065 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:06,195 OFFICER 1: On your stomach! 2066 01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:08,317 On your stomach! Roll over! 2067 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,720 - (GROANS) - OFFICER 2: Roll over. 2068 01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:11,319 On your stomach, now! 2069 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:13,832 - Hands to your side. - Cuff him. 2070 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,113 (TEDJO GROANING) 2071 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,376 PARAMEDIC: Are you all right? 2072 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:19,834 STU: I got shot. 2073 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:23,152 I got shot right where the blood is coming from. 2074 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,711 WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Gonna send a helicopter to you. 2075 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,076 No! 2076 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,479 It was a lease! 2077 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:41,839 There's no gasoline! How would it catch fire? 2078 01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:43,879 The propane! 2079 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:48,959 (EKG BEEPING) 2080 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:54,550 - Hey. - VIC: Hey, hey, kid. 2081 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,196 - How you feeling? - I can see. 2082 01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:58,635 Well, that's good. 2083 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,150 - You look great. - Thanks. 2084 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,312 I look like I've been up all night. 2085 01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:04,995 Hey. 2086 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,674 I'm really sorry. 2087 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,514 It's okay. 2088 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,160 No, it's not. 2089 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:17,714 I'm gonna be better, okay? I promise. 2090 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,111 We'll both be better, how about that? 2091 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:23,920 Thank you for taking care of him. 2092 01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,440 STU: I didn't want to. 2093 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,512 He made me. 2094 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:30,400 And for literally taking a bullet for me. 2095 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,631 Yeah, I guess that was pretty heroic, huh? 2096 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:35,233 If I do get a medal, 2097 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,834 I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage. 2098 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,431 Just to inspire those little shits. 2099 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,398 We recovered your phones from the wreckage. 2100 01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:42,710 Yes! 2101 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,270 Thank you. 2102 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,590 (SIGHS) Thank you. 2103 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:47,553 - Good job. - Thanks. 2104 01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:48,720 Thank you. 2105 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,679 (STU GROANING) 2106 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:53,320 (GASPS) 2107 01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,033 STU: Surge pricing, baby! 2108 01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,077 (LAUGHS AND GROANS) 2109 01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,720 Mother frigger. 2110 01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:02,519 No tip? 2111 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,672 That's an interesting choice. 2112 01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:05,910 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 2113 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:14,634 Five stars. 2114 01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:17,953 Thank you. 2115 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:19,829 Uh... 2116 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:23,552 So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... 2117 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:26,639 so I already rated you three stars. 2118 01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:30,635 But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. 2119 01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:31,995 Hey. 2120 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:36,678 Thank you. 2121 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,433 For saving her. 2122 01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:44,876 Thank you. 2123 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:46,713 (CRYING) 2124 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,070 (SNIFFLES) 2125 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:00,555 Do you need a tissue for those tears? 2126 01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:01,950 No, that's... (SNIFFLES) 2127 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,437 There must be some hot sauce in your hair. 2128 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:06,880 Must be. 2129 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,919 You think about that Nick Lachey-looking fuck... 2130 01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:11,230 who betrayed you. 2131 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:13,357 I know who he is. Kevin. 2132 01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:16,040 Accountant. Worthless. Put it on the bike. 2133 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:19,909 On top of that hill is frose, six Midol, and alimony! 2134 01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:23,312 You get half of... 2135 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:24,959 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2136 01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:38,515 (SIGHS) 2137 01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:46,756 - Hey. Here. - Hey, Howard. Thank you. 2138 01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:48,360 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 2139 01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:53,833 Hey, get up here. Look at that. Look at that. 2140 01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:56,796 All right, buddy. 2141 01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:01,470 (SIGHS) Come on. Let's go see Nicole. 2142 01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:04,395 Let's go see Nicole. Come on. 2143 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,320 - Hey. Merry Christmas. - Hey. 2144 01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:13,675 (RESPONDS IN SPANISH) 2145 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:17,120 Hey. 2146 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:18,560 NICOLE: Oh, yeah, we're dating now. 2147 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,159 Surprise. 2148 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,000 NICOLE: We were debating when to tell you, but... 2149 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:26,998 - Christmas felt right. - NICOLE: Mmm-hmm. 2150 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:29,834 You all right? 2151 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,912 This is your night in the desert. 2152 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,754 Come on, bud. 2153 01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:35,400 Come on, buddy. 2154 01:27:36,305 --> 01:27:42,225 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 149043