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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,983 --> 00:00:06,651 Annie. Wake up! 2 00:00:06,652 --> 00:00:09,059 You're fuckin' smart. 3 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:10,640 You're, like, a writer. 4 00:00:10,647 --> 00:00:12,850 I've got a boner right now, 5 00:00:12,859 --> 00:00:15,780 and it's partially because of your boobs, but it's also this. 6 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:18,780 Wait. You read my article? 7 00:00:18,788 --> 00:00:20,700 And you woke me up to tell me, 8 00:00:20,708 --> 00:00:23,040 and you have a boner? That's nice. 9 00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:26,300 Well, yeah. I mean... 10 00:00:26,302 --> 00:00:29,099 we're boyfriend-girlfriend now, so... 11 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,079 we gotta, like, support each other's work stuff. 12 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,270 - Mm-hmm. - You listen to my podcast, right? 13 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:35,900 Yes. Yes, I do. 14 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:38,392 I... I always do. 15 00:00:39,287 --> 00:00:41,790 And this guy that wrote the second article 16 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,730 is fuckin' pissed. 17 00:00:43,731 --> 00:00:47,901 Do you guys use "Hello" to start all your pieces, or... ? 18 00:00:47,902 --> 00:00:50,760 Wait. Fuckin' Gabe? 19 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:53,310 "Why should my wallet get skinnier 20 00:00:53,315 --> 00:00:56,400 just so your ass can stay fat?" 21 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:59,320 He's talkin' about my ass. 22 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:02,130 Fuck. God damn it. 23 00:01:04,253 --> 00:01:07,840 Nobody talks about your ass but me, motherfucker. 24 00:01:07,844 --> 00:01:10,470 - This guy flirting with you? - No. 25 00:01:10,474 --> 00:01:12,859 Are you sure? I mean, is he, like, giving you trouble? 26 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:14,979 'Cause I can take care of this guy. 27 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,819 I can absolutely tell that I can. 28 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:19,199 Not from his writing, but from his picture. 29 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,990 He's my boss. He's a fuckin' nightmare. 30 00:01:21,997 --> 00:01:24,919 God, Amadi must've read it because he's texted me, like, 31 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,549 a million times. Jesus. 32 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,390 Fuckin' Gabe. 33 00:01:30,097 --> 00:01:31,390 He's fuckin' stupid. 34 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:32,970 No, he's actually smart, 35 00:01:32,977 --> 00:01:35,610 which is what makes this so fuckin' annoying. 36 00:01:36,109 --> 00:01:37,570 Hey. 37 00:01:38,614 --> 00:01:40,070 It's OK. 38 00:01:40,075 --> 00:01:42,170 - It's gonna be fine. - Yeah. 39 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,970 I have to go to work. 40 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:47,960 All right. 41 00:01:47,966 --> 00:01:51,300 But... you're gonna get in this bed again, 42 00:01:51,305 --> 00:01:54,180 like, later tonight... 43 00:01:54,186 --> 00:01:56,810 and, uh, you're gonna have to be ready for that. 44 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,400 Thank you. 45 00:01:58,403 --> 00:01:59,990 - Bye. - Bye. 46 00:02:04,498 --> 00:02:06,089 Fuck you. 47 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:10,260 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 48 00:02:11,137 --> 00:02:13,090 Shit, have you seen my keys? 49 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:15,390 Nope. Maybe Ryan has. 50 00:02:15,395 --> 00:02:18,099 I heard his guttural moans coming from your room last night. 51 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,779 - OK. - I appreciate that 52 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:20,789 he looked after Bonkers, 53 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:23,530 but as I was falling asleep, I realized I still don't like him. 54 00:02:23,537 --> 00:02:24,700 Come on, Fran. 55 00:02:24,706 --> 00:02:27,290 I've wanted this for so long, can't you just let me have it? 56 00:02:27,294 --> 00:02:28,960 Like, he's really trying. 57 00:02:28,964 --> 00:02:30,630 One afternoon of cuddling our dog 58 00:02:30,635 --> 00:02:33,130 doesn't erase a lifetime of horrible behavior. 59 00:02:33,139 --> 00:02:36,220 If Saddam Hussein looked after Bonkers, I wouldn't be, like, 60 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:38,690 "Saddam Hussein, you should really date my best friend." 61 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,860 OK, what is the actual issue here? 62 00:02:40,863 --> 00:02:43,280 That's he's treated you like shit forever. 63 00:02:43,284 --> 00:02:45,219 You cheat on every woman you date, 64 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,202 not to mention you break up with girls 65 00:02:47,203 --> 00:02:48,789 for the dumbest fuckin' reasons. 66 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:50,920 Like that last girl you broke up with 67 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:52,692 just because she listened to audiobooks. 68 00:02:52,693 --> 00:02:55,779 You can't listen to a book and then call it "reading." 69 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,480 OK, well, you're basically the female Ryan. 70 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:02,070 Did you really just fucking say that to me? 71 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:05,410 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you say shit about him all the time, 72 00:03:05,412 --> 00:03:07,950 but we're, like, actually together now, 73 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:10,420 so I... I'm gonna say some shit back. 74 00:03:10,422 --> 00:03:13,379 Look, I like that you're having this metamorphosis, 75 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:14,479 or whatever's happening here, 76 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,890 but I think this sentiment is incredibly misdirected. 77 00:03:16,894 --> 00:03:19,419 Fran, I can't fucking do this right now. 78 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:21,230 Like, I have to find my fucking keys. 79 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:24,240 - And I have to get to work. - I can take you to work. 80 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:27,789 Aww. You can ride on his handlebars. Adorable. 81 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:31,440 I don't have my bike, Fran. I have my mom's car. 82 00:03:32,257 --> 00:03:34,420 OK. Let's... Lets just go. 83 00:03:34,428 --> 00:03:36,362 Fran, I... I'm sorry. 84 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,060 I hope you don't think that counts as an apology. 85 00:03:39,063 --> 00:03:40,730 I demand a better one. 86 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:42,980 And you might have to buy me stuff, too. 87 00:03:42,987 --> 00:03:46,070 Hey... 88 00:03:46,077 --> 00:03:47,280 this is pretty cool. 89 00:03:47,287 --> 00:03:51,250 Like an adult relationship. Driving to work together. 90 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:53,590 Yeah, I like it. 91 00:03:53,592 --> 00:03:57,220 I just, um... Are you going to work after you drop me off? 92 00:03:57,224 --> 00:03:59,802 Nah, I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap. 93 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:01,980 Cool. 94 00:04:01,983 --> 00:04:03,764 Yeah, I'm excited. 95 00:04:24,529 --> 00:04:26,860 - Have you read Gabe's article? - Mm-hmm. 96 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,660 Yeah, that was fuckin' insane. 97 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:31,960 He's, like, going after me so hard right now. I can't even... 98 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:37,140 Hello? Dude. What's up? 99 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,279 Oh, I'm just happy to see ya, you know? 100 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,600 Not murdered and dead. 101 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:41,850 What? 102 00:04:41,855 --> 00:04:44,535 You didn't see the hundreds of texts I sent you from the horse show? 103 00:04:45,445 --> 00:04:46,820 Ohh. 104 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:48,820 Oh, my God. The horse show. 105 00:04:48,827 --> 00:04:50,852 Yeah, the... the horse show. 106 00:04:50,853 --> 00:04:53,789 Fuck, Amadi, I am such a piece of shit. 107 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:55,699 A true living piece of shit. 108 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,800 I'm so, so sorry. 109 00:04:57,804 --> 00:05:00,220 I, like, had a huge fight with my parents last night, 110 00:05:00,225 --> 00:05:02,290 and then I got home and Ryan was there, 111 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,270 and he was really there for me, and I just... 112 00:05:05,276 --> 00:05:07,580 I fucked up. I forgot. 113 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,539 I'm really sorry. Please. You know that's not my style. 114 00:05:11,832 --> 00:05:14,370 All right, well, you did miss a very good show. 115 00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:16,500 - Oh, fuck. - There was this tiny horse, 116 00:05:16,508 --> 00:05:18,130 and he did, like, a moonwalk thing, 117 00:05:18,136 --> 00:05:19,470 and then he stanky-legged at the end. 118 00:05:19,471 --> 00:05:21,099 - What? - Yeah. 119 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,019 Fried Snickers? Hello. 120 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:25,020 - That sounds like a fantasy. - It was a fantasy. 121 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,764 It's happening. 122 00:05:27,697 --> 00:05:29,280 Oh. OK, I'm... 123 00:05:29,283 --> 00:05:31,450 - I'm gonna follow her. - Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:31,453 --> 00:05:34,000 - And find out wassup. - That was creepy as hell. 125 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,379 - Yeah. - So I figured out a way 126 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,509 to link the IP addresses with the user comments, 127 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:41,300 - which means that... - You found the location of my troll. 128 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:45,229 Yeah. Yeah, you stole that moment from me. 129 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:47,980 OK. I'm... I'm sorry. I just... 130 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:51,110 I've got all this troll adrenaline, 'cause I'm all jacked up. 131 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:54,120 So uh, basically I just gotta figure out which comments are his 132 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:56,210 and which are just, like, other terrible people's. 133 00:05:56,212 --> 00:05:58,749 - OK. - Like, let's just go through it here. 134 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:00,579 - This one says, "Oink." - Yeah. 135 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,760 This one say, "Oink, oink, you little piggy slut." 136 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:05,390 This one says, "You must need a Sherpa to climb the stairs." 137 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:06,399 "You have a snout 138 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,119 - and a little piggy tail." - OK. 139 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,860 And this one, again, says, "Oink." 140 00:06:09,864 --> 00:06:11,360 - Different user, but... - Yeah. 141 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:13,990 You know, you actually, you don't have to read them all out. 142 00:06:13,997 --> 00:06:16,250 His user name is just "The Awesome." 143 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:19,800 So any of those, like, see that one that says um, 144 00:06:19,801 --> 00:06:24,140 "Oink oink, I bet she uses a corndog as a dildo," that's... 145 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:25,269 - Wow. - That's him. 146 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:28,146 Oh, wow. 'Cause I don't even think you could use 147 00:06:28,147 --> 00:06:29,379 a corndog as a dildo, 148 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:31,900 because it... it would disintegrate inside. 149 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:35,410 Yeah. I'm not gonna actually try and use a corndog as a dildo. 150 00:06:35,415 --> 00:06:37,459 There's no harm in trying. 151 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:40,620 Maureen. There's some harm in trying. Right? 152 00:06:41,176 --> 00:06:44,258 Well, just depends if you dipped it in sauce. 153 00:06:45,561 --> 00:06:46,770 Oh, God. 154 00:06:46,771 --> 00:06:49,020 It's not... it's not the worst thing. 155 00:06:49,026 --> 00:06:52,070 - It's meat on a stick with bread... - But the meat protects the stick. 156 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:58,396 Stop laughing. It's true. That's all they knew. 157 00:06:58,397 --> 00:07:01,049 - You're so mean. - That's kinda lame... 158 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:03,800 I can't believe you wrote that. Honestly. 159 00:07:03,805 --> 00:07:06,010 Annie, it was a well-argued rebuttal. 160 00:07:06,018 --> 00:07:09,190 And I don't like this energy you're throwin' at me right now. 161 00:07:09,191 --> 00:07:11,190 Yeah, you've got a bad energy, sweetie. 162 00:07:11,195 --> 00:07:14,780 This energy is because your rebuttal was ignorant and mean. 163 00:07:14,786 --> 00:07:17,950 How can you just stomp over an entire group of people like that? 164 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:20,830 Maybe it's 'cause those people are causing their own health problems. 165 00:07:20,839 --> 00:07:22,299 Maybe they need to hear that. 166 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:24,550 Well, maybe someone needs to stop being a bully. 167 00:07:24,555 --> 00:07:26,930 And the millennial pulls out the bully card. 168 00:07:26,935 --> 00:07:29,810 Everyone got their cards? Not you, Andy. 169 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,190 Jesus Christ, you're a gay man. 170 00:07:32,195 --> 00:07:34,030 How can you not be sympathetic towards this? 171 00:07:34,032 --> 00:07:37,410 I was born gay. I had no choice. You do! 172 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:40,080 Wow, that is fucked, Gabe. 173 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:43,089 I used to idolize you, but you're just a close-minded coward. 174 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:44,879 You know, I think this is gonna end badly 175 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,180 unless you just walk away right now. 176 00:07:46,181 --> 00:07:47,720 Why will it end badly for me? 177 00:07:47,726 --> 00:07:50,099 Is it because I write about things that I believe in, 178 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,179 and you don't like that? 179 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,690 You know, readers don't like it, either. 180 00:07:52,695 --> 00:07:54,230 No, the readers do like it, 181 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:56,319 and I think that's actually what you're scared of. 182 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,899 They like it enough that I have two 183 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,290 of the top three articles on the site, 184 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:03,380 so maybe you're the one who this is gonna end badly for, 185 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:04,800 because I quit. 186 00:08:04,802 --> 00:08:06,590 I get her chair. 187 00:08:06,598 --> 00:08:08,100 Annie? 188 00:08:09,687 --> 00:08:12,060 I'm gonna give you one chance to take that back. 189 00:08:12,066 --> 00:08:14,556 No. No, I'm not taking it back. 190 00:08:15,699 --> 00:08:18,060 I'm serious, I quit. 191 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:22,314 I'm going troll hunting right now. Do you wanna come with me? 192 00:08:23,214 --> 00:08:26,090 I need you to say yes, because I don't have my car with me. 193 00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:27,470 Yeah. Yeah. 194 00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:35,860 Damn! 195 00:08:35,864 --> 00:08:37,359 That was intense. 196 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,760 I know. I know. I'm, like, kinda shaking, 197 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:43,040 but I feel good, like, I actually feel amazing. 198 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:45,250 Like, I kinda feel free. 199 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,630 OK, we just got the text. 200 00:08:46,636 --> 00:08:49,970 Maureen says that uh, your troll makes a lot of posts 201 00:08:49,976 --> 00:08:51,640 from this cafe over in Forest Grove. 202 00:08:51,646 --> 00:08:54,770 So what's your plan once you find him? 203 00:08:54,777 --> 00:08:57,190 I guess I'm just gonna go straight to full murder. 204 00:08:57,198 --> 00:08:58,820 Those are your instincts, to go full murder? 205 00:08:58,827 --> 00:09:00,450 I wanna make him dead, I guess. 206 00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:02,370 - All right. I'm with you. - OK. 207 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,750 - This'll be good. This'll be fun. - Good. 208 00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:05,540 - It'll be a bonding experience. - Thank you. 209 00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:07,359 Be a nice pressure reliever for me. 210 00:09:09,431 --> 00:09:11,020 Oh, my God. 211 00:09:13,314 --> 00:09:15,860 Sorry, we might have to make a pit stop, actually. 212 00:09:15,861 --> 00:09:18,699 Those fried Snickers aren't... they've betrayed me. 213 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,870 Oh, no. That's the mini-horse's revenge. 214 00:09:20,871 --> 00:09:22,580 Uh-huh. I don't think I got ten miles in me. 215 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,710 Um, well, actually, we're pretty close 216 00:09:24,712 --> 00:09:26,750 - to my parents' house right now. - That's great. 217 00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:29,630 A soft place for you to fall in your time of sorrow. 218 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:33,430 ♪ ... that you're beautiful ♪ 219 00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:35,650 - ♪ As you feel ♪ - Mom. 220 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:38,320 - Um, Mom. Hey. - Annie! 221 00:09:38,322 --> 00:09:40,910 Oh! God, I didn't know you were coming over. 222 00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,740 - Hi. - I'm sorry, I didn't think 223 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,040 that you would be here, and... 224 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,523 I... This is my friend Amadi from work. 225 00:09:47,524 --> 00:09:49,719 - Oh. Hi. - Hi, Mrs. Easton. 226 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,619 We were just in the neighborhood, 227 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,220 and he needs to use the bathroom. 228 00:09:53,227 --> 00:09:55,100 Yeah, it's just down the hallway. 229 00:09:55,106 --> 00:09:57,190 Oh, great. Uh, thank you. 230 00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:58,940 ♪ ... frustration growing ♪ 231 00:09:58,947 --> 00:10:03,160 - ♪ And they don't see it showing ♪ - Uh! I used to love this song. 232 00:10:03,163 --> 00:10:06,500 But I think it's a little unrealistic to get up every morning 233 00:10:06,504 --> 00:10:10,171 - with a smile on your face. - Yeah. 234 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:13,850 - ♪ With a smile on your face ♪ - Um, are you... OK? 235 00:10:13,852 --> 00:10:16,020 - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. - ♪ All the love in your heart ♪ 236 00:10:16,022 --> 00:10:18,690 Your dad went to group, and... 237 00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:21,530 I just needed to take a rest for a minute. 238 00:10:21,534 --> 00:10:24,240 - ♪ You're gonna find, yes, you will ♪ - Well, I'm... 239 00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:26,580 - I'm really sorry about last night. - ♪ That you're as beautiful ♪ 240 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:29,419 - And I'm really sorry about my article. - ♪ As you feel ♪ 241 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,560 - I should've talked to you first. - It's OK. 242 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:35,810 My mother drove me crazy till the day she died, so... 243 00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,350 so it's a family tradition. 244 00:10:37,356 --> 00:10:39,900 You don't drive me crazy. 245 00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:41,490 Hmm. 246 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,540 You know, I told your dad to take an extra layer 247 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:52,381 before he went to group, because that room is so cold. 248 00:10:53,681 --> 00:10:56,099 And then he went in the bedroom and got a sweater, 249 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,310 and afterwards he sat on the bed for a long time 250 00:10:59,317 --> 00:11:03,266 because it just seemed to take everything out of him. 251 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,660 I'm sure he's OK. 252 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:09,731 You know, he-he's actually been doing so, so good. 253 00:11:10,214 --> 00:11:12,800 I used to think that if I could... 254 00:11:12,803 --> 00:11:16,510 just take care of everything enough 255 00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:18,390 and organize enough, 256 00:11:18,397 --> 00:11:21,270 I could fix... 257 00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:22,730 everything for everyone, 258 00:11:22,739 --> 00:11:26,780 and... it just turns out that I can't. 259 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:28,790 - ♪ You're gonna find... ♪ - Yeah, well, 260 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:31,080 you don't have to worry about everything. 261 00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:35,006 You know, you should maybe just take care of yourself. 262 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,100 - Oh... - Do you want me to... ? 263 00:11:37,101 --> 00:11:39,520 You two go to work. Go. 264 00:11:39,523 --> 00:11:42,270 Well, Mom, I can stay. 265 00:11:42,278 --> 00:11:43,860 No, no. I'm fine. 266 00:11:43,865 --> 00:11:46,250 - Are you sure? - I'm totally sure. 267 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:47,780 OK. 268 00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:50,580 OK, but call me if you need any... Or I'll call you. 269 00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:53,800 Yeah. That'd be good. I'd like a call. 270 00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,550 - Have a good day! - Thanks. 271 00:11:55,555 --> 00:11:58,195 - It was nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 272 00:11:58,196 --> 00:12:00,440 Um... OK. 273 00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:04,989 You said your mom was a big ball of anxiety. 274 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,530 Seemed chill as fuck to me. 275 00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,370 Well, I actually think you just witnessed 276 00:12:08,372 --> 00:12:10,910 the onset of a complete emotional breakdown. 277 00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,880 So that was actually very nuts. 278 00:12:12,881 --> 00:12:14,919 OK. Think we should go back in and let her know 279 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,519 - that you just quit your job? - Yes. 280 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,680 Yes, and I want to tell her that I once smoked a single cigarette, 281 00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:23,480 and that I also lost my virginity in the back seat of her car. 282 00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:24,805 - Hmm. - She would like that. 283 00:12:24,806 --> 00:12:26,780 Yeah. Plus, she'd love your new career as a... 284 00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:28,740 ... troll hunter. 285 00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:30,120 Ooh! What was that? 286 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,289 That's the sound your shotgun makes when you're huntin' trolls. 287 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:35,740 Oh, but I don't use a shotgun. I use a little, tiny knife. 288 00:12:43,483 --> 00:12:45,779 ♪ Whoa ♪ 289 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,320 ♪ You wore your black shoes... ♪ 290 00:12:47,324 --> 00:12:49,660 All right, so this is the cafe 291 00:12:49,663 --> 00:12:51,990 your troll posts from a lot in the afternoon, 292 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,790 so he could be here now. 293 00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,590 What about this gym rat over here? 294 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:57,090 - Ooh. - I told you before, OK?! 295 00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:59,009 He's a full frickin' beefcake psycho. 296 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:01,379 - Look at the veins in his shoulders. - Damn! 297 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,389 That's scary. 298 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,980 - That could be your troll. - Yeah. 299 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:07,990 I feel kinda bad, though. We're, like... we're profiling right now. 300 00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:10,240 Oh, my God, don't. Please. People do it to me all the time. 301 00:13:10,245 --> 00:13:11,268 It's, like, "My turn." 302 00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:15,500 Oh. Holy active shooter. Look at the mustache on that one. 303 00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:18,150 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Totally. Full internet psycho. 304 00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:21,760 - Shit! Oh, my God. - Be casual. 305 00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:23,860 - You... OK. Uh... - Just be casual. 306 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,070 - That was casual. - It's him. 307 00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:28,740 It's gotta be him. 308 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,467 Oh, my God. And he has his laptop, 309 00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:31,790 so we can catch him in the act 310 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,160 of posting something shitty. 311 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,250 All right. I gotta take this real quick. 312 00:13:35,254 --> 00:13:37,089 OK, just wait for me, all right? I'll be right back. 313 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,100 - OK. - OK. 314 00:13:51,452 --> 00:13:52,750 Oh. 315 00:13:56,714 --> 00:13:57,983 Oh... 316 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:01,470 - Can I help you? - Um, yeah, maybe... 317 00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:03,100 maybe you can. 318 00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:05,719 Uh, what the fuck is up, man? 319 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,980 I'm sorry, what? 320 00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:09,690 OK, I know who you are. You're The Awesome. 321 00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:11,490 And I know you've been posting about me, 322 00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:15,199 calling me a fat-slut-cunt-pig-bat-witch. 323 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,630 I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. 324 00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:19,960 OK, yeah, well, I saw you look at me when I walked in here. 325 00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:21,679 You were looking at me. 326 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,349 I... I just thought you were my daughter's kindergarten teacher. 327 00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,980 What?! Why do... Everyone is constantly telling me 328 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,630 that I look like a kindergarten teacher. 329 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,570 I'm sorry. I just dropped her off, and I thought maybe... 330 00:14:31,575 --> 00:14:33,450 I don't know. You just look familiar. 331 00:14:33,453 --> 00:14:36,330 OK, so you don't know, like, what I'm talking about? 332 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,769 Not at all, no. 333 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,879 I hope your daughter has a very nice year 334 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,420 at kindergarten. I'm... 335 00:14:41,427 --> 00:14:43,480 and I'm... I'm very sorry. 336 00:14:46,563 --> 00:14:49,359 - I was I... Sorry that I forgot. And I... - It's not him at all. 337 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,480 OK. Yeah. 338 00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,820 No, that's fine. 339 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,950 OK. All right, I'll... I'll see you. Good-bye. All right. 340 00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:58,620 Jesus, Cindy is pissed, dude. 341 00:14:58,629 --> 00:15:01,550 Fuck! My troll posted again! That means we missed him! 342 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,680 OK, and that sucks, but can we actually pick this up tomorrow? 343 00:15:04,683 --> 00:15:06,720 No way! We're so close! 344 00:15:06,729 --> 00:15:08,730 Annie, did you not hear what I said? I gotta go. 345 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,570 No. Come on, man, you can't bail now. 346 00:15:11,572 --> 00:15:13,330 I'm not bailing on you, du... 347 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:16,950 Look, I'm an adult, OK? I've got a wife, I've got kids, 348 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,370 I've got... other shit goin' on in my life. 349 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,630 - I know. - All right, do you really, though? 350 00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:24,510 Because it seems like right now you're way more interested 351 00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:26,349 in yourself, and your troll. 352 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,100 Well, that's... that's not true. 353 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:30,190 I mean, I have a lot going on. 354 00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:33,070 I don't have a job now, and... and Ryan... 355 00:15:33,073 --> 00:15:35,830 Annie. You're still talkin' about yourself. 356 00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:41,129 Now I gotta go. I'm sorry. Gotta... 357 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,500 OK. 358 00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:54,870 Hello? 359 00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:57,710 Hey, Vera. 360 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,355 You were right about the extra layer, it got cold in there. 361 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,450 - _ - Vancouver? 362 00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:18,450 In cell block D 363 00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:22,370 you had Irving Addison... 364 00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,750 But... But anyway, you had Moses... 365 00:16:24,759 --> 00:16:27,840 Ohh. It's so much worse than I ever imagined. 366 00:16:27,849 --> 00:16:30,060 Yeah, like somehow he managed to make it worse 367 00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:33,520 than the million other trash podcasts out there. It's... 368 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:34,860 Ugh. He's a moron. 369 00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:45,340 I'm good to you... right? 370 00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,980 Fuck yeah. 371 00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:50,350 You're the best. 372 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:11,059 God damn it! 373 00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:18,900 My girl. 374 00:17:18,909 --> 00:17:21,789 Hey. Um, are you busy? 375 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,896 Uh... not really, no. 376 00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,630 Um, could you maybe come and pick me up? 377 00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:29,151 Oh. Um, well, 378 00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:31,600 my mom took her car back so she could run errands, 379 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:35,325 but... I could probably get it back from her when she goes to bed. 380 00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:38,410 Oh. Um... 381 00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:42,370 Or I could borrow Pete's mom's car. 382 00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:45,751 Or I could pick you up on my bike. 383 00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:48,460 No, no, um, that's OK. 384 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,640 I just, um... I'm having kind of a weird day. 385 00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:55,899 Damn. I'm sorry. Uh... 386 00:17:55,900 --> 00:18:00,320 Well, uh, what if, like, tonight... 387 00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:03,144 we do... fucking? 388 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,750 That'll make you feel better. Right? 389 00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,800 Whenever I'm all stressed out 390 00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:10,760 and pent up with, like... 391 00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:12,849 like, stress stuff, you know, 392 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:14,810 like, I cum and I feel... I feel good. 393 00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:18,099 Yeah, yeah, that's not really where my head's at right now, 394 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,320 so I'm gonna go, OK? 395 00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:20,900 Oh. Yeah. OK. 396 00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:22,950 Uh, sorry. Bye, Annie. 397 00:18:22,954 --> 00:18:24,710 OK. Bye. 398 00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:30,505 No! 399 00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:33,260 Unbelievable. 400 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,630 _ 401 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,740 You're "The Awesome." 402 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:32,800 No. 403 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,111 Yes, you fucking are, you coward. 404 00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:38,600 What are you doing here? 405 00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:40,530 So you are him. 406 00:19:40,985 --> 00:19:43,029 You're the fucking monster 407 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,990 who's been torturing me every day. 408 00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:47,750 I don't... I don't torture you, I'm just expressing my opinion... 409 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,910 Yeah, shut up. Just shut up. 410 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:51,250 Do you know how fuckin' lame it is 411 00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:53,130 that you spend so much time 412 00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:55,050 trying to hurt a complete stranger? 413 00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:57,510 I'm a real fuckin' person. 414 00:19:57,518 --> 00:20:00,439 And I'm just tryin' to go to work and do my job, 415 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,265 and-and you're calling me a pig every day? 416 00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:07,070 And you threaten to kill me, 417 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:10,410 and you talk about my... my family... 418 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:14,024 and what I don't understand the most is, why? 419 00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:17,430 Is it because I'm not the type of girl you want to fuck? 420 00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:20,140 Or maybe is it because I am the type of girl you want to fuck 421 00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:22,230 but you're too chickenshit to admit it. 422 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:26,490 Either way, it doesn't fuckin' matter, because fuck you. 423 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,332 Fuck you. Fuck you. I fuckin' hate you. 424 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,840 I'm sorry. 425 00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:35,390 What? 426 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:39,260 - I'm sorry. - Oh, you're sorry. 427 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,100 I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say. 428 00:20:44,152 --> 00:20:46,489 What did I do to you? 429 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:47,969 Honestly. What? 430 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:50,000 I don't know. 431 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,080 Pissed me off. 432 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:56,483 That stuff that you write, the feminist shit, 433 00:20:56,484 --> 00:20:59,850 I don't agree with a lot of it, and... 434 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,620 so I thought I'd push you a little. 435 00:21:02,523 --> 00:21:04,490 Or a lot. 436 00:21:06,113 --> 00:21:08,280 I was big when I was a kid. 437 00:21:08,284 --> 00:21:10,580 And you're... overweight... 438 00:21:10,581 --> 00:21:12,499 You can say "fat." You say it all the time. 439 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,500 OK, you're fat. 440 00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:17,510 But... 441 00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:19,716 your writing is so confident. 442 00:21:21,936 --> 00:21:23,860 And I... 443 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:29,639 I hate myself... and you don't. 444 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,950 It's just, like, you're out there yelling, 445 00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:33,855 "This is me, and fuck you if you don't like it." 446 00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:36,260 OK. 447 00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:38,850 Made me mad. 448 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,140 I'm sorry. 449 00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:45,650 OK, well, thank you. 450 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,869 Thank you for your apology. 451 00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:51,119 It's weird, by... by trolling you, 452 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,950 I feel like I've gotten to know you pretty well. 453 00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:56,839 I read everything you write. 454 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,080 Even the stuff that pisses me off, it sticks with me. 455 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:06,120 OK. Is that just a line you say to all the girls that you troll? 456 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,765 I don't troll any other girls. 457 00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:11,684 What? 458 00:22:12,872 --> 00:22:14,729 I only troll you. 459 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,199 Hey, would you... 460 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,570 would you want to come inside for a drink? 461 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:27,030 My God. No. 462 00:22:27,526 --> 00:22:28,860 Are you insane? 463 00:22:28,862 --> 00:22:30,860 That's fucking disgusting. 464 00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:34,909 You're sick. You're fucking more psycho than I thought. 465 00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:36,119 Yeah, well, I probably couldn't even find 466 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,670 your pussy anyway, you fat cow! 467 00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:39,210 What the fuck did you just say?! 468 00:22:40,343 --> 00:22:42,639 - Fuck you! - Fuck you, you fucking coward! 469 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,890 Get the fuck off my property! 470 00:22:43,892 --> 00:22:45,140 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 471 00:22:45,144 --> 00:22:46,552 Moooo! 472 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,690 What the fuck?! 473 00:23:11,698 --> 00:23:14,069 Get the fuck outta here! Fuck you! 474 00:23:14,070 --> 00:23:17,039 You better run, you fat bitch! 475 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:22,040 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 35694

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