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( Horn honking )
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I'm Alex Mack.
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I was just an average kid
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until an accident
changed my life.
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And since then...
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Nothing's been the same.
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( Zapping )
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My best friend Ray
thinks it's cool.
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My sister Annie
thinks I'm a science project.
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I can't let anyone else know.
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Not even my parents.
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I know the Chemical Plant
wants to find me
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and turn me into
some experiment.
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But you know something?
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I guess
I'm not so average anymore.
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Okay, kids, what will you have?
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We got a line
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around the block.
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Curly fries.
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And a ginger ale straight up
with a twist.
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That's it? Sorry, kids
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it's a $5.00 minimum per booth
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no splitting.
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Since when?
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Since we became
a happening hotspot.
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We only have $3.00
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and we're dying for those fries.
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So, could you, like...
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I got a free booth
over here!
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Oh, no, look who's coming.
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Hey, Alex.
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What's up, Ray?
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Come on, kids
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if you can't pay,
you can't stay.
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Oh, sorry, Alex, if I had
any money, I'd loan it to you.
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Well, you don't, so,
uh, see you, Alex.
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Great hat,
by the way.
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Sorry, sweetheart, looks like
money talks around here.
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Where's your
paper route money anyway?
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I've got to look
towards my future
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so I'm investing it.
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It's what you call
"a portfolio."
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I have a share in I.B.M.
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And I'm trying
to diversify it.
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Wow, I need
to make some money.
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The kind that folds.
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The morning
paper route's open.
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You get $45 a month.
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Start at 5:00 A.M.,
you're done by 6:00.
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I'm not exactly
a morning person.
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What about babysitting?
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That's a gold mine.
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Not for me--
remember Ryan Cassitt?
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The spray paint kid.
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I'm in the bathroom
for one minute
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and he ends up doing
$200 worth of damage.
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My parents ended up paying.
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What about
your parents?
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No way, that would be
the last resort.
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It's so embarrassing.
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I never have money
to do anything.
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Sweetheart, we've
been through this
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a million times.
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If you want it,
earn it.
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Especially for
movies and fries.
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Mom's right, you have
to budget money.
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Learn the value of a dollar.
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I know the value
of a dollar, Dad.
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I'd like to learn
the value of $20.
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Sorry, sweetheart,
but I guess we wouldn't mind
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if you wanted to take up
babysitting again.
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I don't think so.
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Annie, hi!
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Hey.
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Can, um, I have
some money?
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Can you have
some money?
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No, Alex, you might
want to borrow some.
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Borrow?
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Sure, how much
do you need?
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Well, um, a $20
would be nice.
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Hmm, and what did you
want the money for?
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Um, I don't know...
The movies...
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And today, Ray and I
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didn't have enough
for French fries.
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Ah, general
living expenses.
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Yeah.
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I'm afraid you're
an extreme risk.
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If I loan you $20 today
with interest
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you're going to owe me
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$40 by the end
of the year.
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I'll pass.
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[Dave]
Vince!
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Lunchtime!
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Vince?
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Dave, can I trust you?
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Meaning what?
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Meaning,
can I trust you?
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Vince...
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Dave-aroosh-- of course
you can trust me.
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We need to throw
Miss Atron a bone.
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You've got to understand
how her mind works.
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She's not going to rest
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until she finds the kid
that we dumped GC-161 on
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and it could be a while
before we find the kid.
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I see.
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So, we pick a kid,
we run some tests, and bingo!
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Miss Atron can relax, continue
her important work worry free.
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In the meantime, we continue
looking for the genuine article.
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Sounds okay.
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Well, I guess that means
we can move forward then.
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But what about the poor
innocent kid that we pick?
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Who can say
for sure?
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In the battle
for technological advances
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there has to be
some casualties.
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Hmm, so who
are we going to pick?
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Eeny...
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Meeny...
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Miney...
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Mo.
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I don't blame you, Alex.
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Dogs are so much
easier to deal with
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than little children.
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Binky, binky, heel.
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Binky, binky.
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It was so smart of you
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to start this
dog-walking business.
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And to think,
it all started
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with a chihuahua
and a dream-- binky!
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I've got to
find a way
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to pick up
some extra cash.
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I was hoping I could fill in
for you sometime?
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No way, my clients
would love you
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and I'd never
get my job back.
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But if you're desperate
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a lot of my clients
have children
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and they're always
looking for a sitter.
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I'd do it, but you
know me and human beings.
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It's a... it's a bad mix.
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( Phone rings )
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Phone!
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You're learning so much
in school
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show us how it works.
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Hello?
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This is Alex.
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Well, yeah, I told Robyn
I was available, but...
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Tonight?
That's kind of last-minute.
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$6.00 an hour?
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I'll get it!
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Oh, hi.
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What are you
doing here?
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Um, I, um, 8555 Orlando...
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This is your house?
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Yeah.
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I'm the sitter.
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Oh, you must be Alex.
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Come on in.
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You two girls must know
each other from school.
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Sure, Alex and I
have French together.
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History.
Whatever.
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Kelly, could you get Jackie
for me?
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And be quick,
your dad is waiting.
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Hi, Mrs. Phillips.
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Hey, Alex, you going to the
country club dance, too?
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No, I'm babysitting.
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Where are those two?
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Wow, I hope
they pay you well.
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Jackie's a brat.
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Yeah, well,
I need the money.
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( Footsteps approaching )
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Oh, Alex, there are
a few dishes in the sink.
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Could you give them
a rinse?
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Sure, I guess so.
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Oh, you're the best.
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Come on, Scott.
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Good luck, Alex.
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Have fun.
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Jackie, this is Alex.
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Here's a list of dos,
don'ts and phone numbers.
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Now, Jackie goes to bed at 9:00.
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We should be back
around 11:00.
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Okay.
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Oh, and don't
burn the house down!
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So, Jackie,
what should we do first?
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( Laughing )
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Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
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( Giggling )
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It says on the list
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you aren't allowed
in your parents' room!
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Ow!
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Now go to bed or the evil dragon
will come and burn you up!
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I wish.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, is it
11:00 already?
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Jackie and I
had so much fun.
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Wow, you've obviously
found your calling, Alex.
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Kelly, go get
your dad's wallet.
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It's on the bureau.
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Mr. P will drive you home.
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Oh, here she is.
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Were you a good little girl
tonight?
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Yes, Mommy.
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Ohh.
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The wallet's not there.
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Yes, it is.
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I saw it before we left.
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Jackie was playing with it.
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Oh, that can't be.
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Jackie knows she is
not supposed to play
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with anything in our
bedroom, right, Jackie?
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But she had it!
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I saw her.
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No, I didn't.
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Yes, she did!
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She did.
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( Girls whispering )
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Ray, this is
the worst thing
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that's ever happened
to me.
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Kelly's ruining me.
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She's telling everyone
I'm a thief
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and everyone believes it.
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Even Scott believes it.
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I don't think it's
as bad as all that.
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So what?
Those people are stupid.
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Nobody that really knows you
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believes you would
take that wallet.
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That's the problem.
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Only about five people
really know me.
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I know the little kid
took that wallet.
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I just have to get back
into their house.
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I wouldn't wait for Kelly
to invite you back in.
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I got an idea.
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[Dave]
Robyn Russo.
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[Parents] Steve and Wanda.
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Eighth grade.
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Glee club.
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Negative outlook on life.
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( Chuckling )
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She's perfect.
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You're going to do it.
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Do what?
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Spray her,
what do you think?
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Why me?
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I can't do it,
I'm too visible.
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If something goes wrong
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people will come
looking for me.
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Why? Because
i probably did it.
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You never said anything
about spraying her.
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I thought we were
just bringing her in.
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Dave, we have
to contaminate her.
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What, we bring her in for some
tests, and what-- nothing?
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Of course
we have to spray her.
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Otherwise,
we're back to square one.
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I just thought there
might be some other way.
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There's not.
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Now, if you have a problem
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I'll hear you over this.
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Now go.
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Go!
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Mindless, what's your 10-20?
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I'm right behind her,
bullethead.
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Good.
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Proceed with mission.
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Over.
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Would like to discuss
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moral implications
of mission, over.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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Nail her!
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Uh, would like to revise
and rework plan.
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Don't have heart to vaporize
innocent kid, over.
270
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,480
Stay right there, Dave.
271
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,000
I'm coming.
272
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,320
( Dog growls )
273
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,560
Moral implications? Huh?
274
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,000
There are no morals
in this job.
275
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,440
There are no morals
at all, Dave.
276
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,680
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
277
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,160
Are you all right?
278
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,520
It's my old sports injury,
my trick knee.
279
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,000
I went deep when
I should have gone wide.
280
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,280
Can you help me?
281
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,520
Uh... ow...
282
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,920
Go to the telephone pole
over there.
283
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,480
Uh, what are you
going to do there?
284
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,920
Uh, wait for the bus.
285
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,680
That's not a bus stop.
286
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,640
Oh.
287
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,640
Ow! Ow!
288
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,200
I can call
your house for you.
289
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,440
No! My dad doesn't know
about my trick knee.
290
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,560
It's a trick knee,
and also a secret knee.
291
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,280
Ow!
292
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,080
Ow...
293
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,760
But it's okay now.
294
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,240
Thanks!
295
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,480
( Alarm blaring )
296
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,840
( Squeaks )
297
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,000
( Alarm beeping )
298
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,280
( Alarm beeping slowly )
299
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,000
( Steady tone )
300
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,720
( Tone stops )
301
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,120
Alex, come on,
the coast is clear.
302
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,200
I can't,
the alarm is on.
303
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,240
What?
304
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,200
The alarm!
305
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,160
Wait, Alex!
They have an alarm.
306
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,600
May I help you?
307
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,360
Uh... would you
like a subscription
308
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,000
to the Paradise Valley gazette?
309
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,240
Thanks, but we already
have a subscription.
310
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,440
It's only $6.00 a month
311
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,040
half the price
at the newsstand.
312
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,120
I told you,
we already get the gazette.
313
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,800
How about a second subscription?
314
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,160
Now, why would I want
a second subscription?
315
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,720
I thought you might have
a birdcage or something.
316
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,960
Never mind.
317
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,640
Jackie, stop picking
on that kitty!
318
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,520
( Cat meowing )
319
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,480
You're silly!
320
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,400
( Alarm sounding )
321
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,320
[Alex]
Hey!
322
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,360
[Alex]
Hey, don't do that.
323
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,240
[Mrs. Phillips]
Jackie, time for your nap.
324
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,760
Stop that!
325
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,240
Whee!
326
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,280
[Alex]
Ouch! Ouch!
327
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,440
Mommy!
328
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160
Hi.
329
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,280
Hi.
330
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,560
Whatcha reading?
331
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,280
Oh.
332
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,040
The new Paige Turner
romance novels.
333
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,240
I hate those books.
334
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,200
You can't believe anything
in them.
335
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,480
You've read
this one?
336
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,400
Yeah. I hated it.
337
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,360
Have they gotten
to the island yet?
338
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,360
Not yet.
339
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,240
You know, it's hard to believe
340
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,960
that dirk still loves Wendy.
341
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,760
I mean, after all she's done.
342
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,400
I know.
343
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,360
Just wait till
you see what happens
344
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,920
when they get on the island.
345
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,760
It's, like, totally unrealistic.
346
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,040
David.
347
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,200
What are you waiting for?
348
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,640
You know, there's a new one
due out in march.
349
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,680
I'm sure the plot will be
shot full of holes as usual.
350
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,920
( Laughing )
351
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,440
Do it.
352
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,360
Do it, do it, David.
Do it, do it.
353
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,880
Now's the time, David.
Do it!
354
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,040
Got to go!
355
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,280
Have a...
356
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,760
Decent day.
357
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,840
Bye.
358
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,960
I'm sorry, Vince.
359
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,360
You going to take my
head off or something now?
360
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,680
( Sighing )
361
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,080
Why should I?
362
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:14,720
I already know that
there's nothing in there.
363
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,640
Nothing.
364
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,360
[Alex] ...and two curly
fries, and two cokes.
365
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,640
I believe that
meets the minimum.
366
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,120
Save enough for a tip.
367
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,320
Don't forget the little people.
368
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,080
Look at her.
369
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,920
Sitting over there
acting so innocent.
370
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,200
She should be arrested.
371
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,840
She should be in prison.
372
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,400
She should be in prison
doing my math homework.
373
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,680
You guys order
what you want.
374
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,520
Nobody stole
my wallet.
375
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,440
All right, that's it.
376
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,560
Remember,
lead with the left.
377
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,680
Excuse me.
378
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,440
Hi, Kelly.
379
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,200
Talk about bold.
380
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,360
Hi, Alex.
381
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,000
I see you can afford
to sit in the booth now.
382
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,240
That's nice for you.
383
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,720
Don't let her talk
to you like that.
384
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,360
Sorry, Kel, I had to work late.
385
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,320
Work-- that's how honest people
earn their money.
386
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,400
Alex, hi!
387
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,720
Actually, Kelly,
I was wondering
388
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,600
if your dad
ever found his wallet.
389
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,640
No, Alex, and believe me,
we looked.
390
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,160
It's just not in my house.
391
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,120
Well, I hope
it turns up.
392
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,160
You know, there's
a rumor going around
393
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,320
that I took it.
394
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,000
That's awful, Alex,
but you can understand.
395
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,840
You were the only one there.
396
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,360
Have a seat.
397
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,520
Dad's wallet!
398
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,280
Where'd that come from?
399
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,400
Well, it did
fall out of your bag.
400
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,240
I... I know, but, um,
how did it get in there?
401
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,240
[Alex]
Hmm...
402
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,680
Let's consider
the possibilities.
403
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,760
Oh, I know, I bet
Jackie put it in there.
404
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:02,680
Yeah, knowing Jackie,
that's a definite possibility.
405
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,440
Well, I for one
am glad it turned up.
406
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,840
I feel terrible, Alex.
407
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,680
People think you took it,
don't they?
408
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,360
I wonder where they'd
get an idea like that?
409
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,720
Yeah, maybe you should
make sure people know
410
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,440
that she didn't
take it, Kelly.
411
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,480
Thanks, Scott.
412
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,080
That's exactly
what I'll do.
413
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,960
Good.
414
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,080
I've lost my appetite.
415
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,360
I understand.
416
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,800
I got to go.
417
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,360
See you.
418
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,440
Hey, Alex!
419
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,840
Wait up.
420
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,120
You mind
if I walk with you?
421
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:52,840
No.
422
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,080
So, you mad at Kelly?
423
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,360
Well, wouldn't you be?
424
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,880
She basically told
everyone I was a thief.
425
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,800
I never actually
heard her say that.
426
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,040
Kelly's
your girlfriend
427
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,560
so I don't want to say
anything bad about her.
428
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,680
She just overreacted.
429
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,360
It was just a misunderstanding.
430
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,880
Yeah, maybe.
431
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,520
So, tell me, how did
you handle little Jackie?
432
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,640
Well, first I hid the spray
paint, then I tied her up.
433
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,080
Actually, it wasn't that bad.
434
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,800
( Both laughing )
435
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,840
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