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- What is that?
- What's what?
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- S-something spilled.
- What?
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- Something spilled in the bed.
- Okay, well, clean it up!
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No, it's wet. There's wet in the bed.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Well, what did you spill, David?
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- I didn't spill anything!
- Well, what...
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- are you bleeding?
- What?! No!
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Well, what is it?
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Nothing.
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- Is it you? What happened?
- Nothing!
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Oh my God, David,
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did you wet the bed?
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No. I have to go.
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- I have to go.
- You're not going anywhere.
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No, I need to leave.
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David, calm down, okay? It's fine.
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It's not fine! Nothing
about that is fine.
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Do we have to file for divorce
if we were never married?
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We are not getting divorced... Yet.
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I need to see if I can get the
stain out of my sheets first.
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Okay, does that window open?
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Because I'm about to jump out of it!
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David, just get in the
shower, I will deal with this.
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Just let-let me do that for you.
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And I gotta probably get
these sheets in the wash
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sooner than later. I will take a shower,
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but we must never see each other again.
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Okay, that sounds like a fair deal.
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David, I'm gonna need
the bedspread too, so...
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Just...
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Okay.
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I love you.
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I'm glad one of us does!
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-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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- Hey.
- Hmm!
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So how was your seventh shower?
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Satisfactory, thank you so much.
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- Listen David, I...
- Yeah, you know what?
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Can we just not?
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Well, I think it's important that we do.
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- Oh my God!
- Look, things happen.
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Yes, things happen!
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Things happen all in your sheets,
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and now you need to
remake your little bed,
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because I peed in it!
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David, there is absolutely
nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
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And look, I found this blanket
that I thought I had lost
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in the laundry room,
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so you've actually done me a favour.
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Mm.
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So maybe we can um...
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maybe we can take divorce off the table?
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Maybe, but if the tables were turned,
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- I can't say I'd be as generous.
- Understood.
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- What is that noise?
- I don't know.
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Maybe the sheets are a bit stiff.
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No, it's like a, a crinkling sound.
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Oh, you're probably just
sitting on the mattress tag.
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- Is this a mattress protector?
- No.
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No, no, that's a...
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a second sheet that
you put on the mattress,
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um, that my mom gave me
when I moved in, so I just...
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You put down a plastic sheet?
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Well, I don't think
it's a pla... I mean,
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it might have like a rubberized
coating, but I don't know.
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- Oh my God!
- Purely coincidental.
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Purely coincidental?
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Okay, look.
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I just wanted you to...
be comfortable in case
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- it happened again, that's...
- Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm.
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Come on, David, it's
an expensive mattress!
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More expensive than my dignity?
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- I mean, comparable, at least.
- Wow.
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- Wow!
- Okay.
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- Well...
- No good?
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Hey, I just got off the phone
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with the PR people from Interflix,
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they're making the announcement
about the "Crows" movie at noon,
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so they've requested that you
do a social media takeover,
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but don't worry, I will handle it.
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Takeover? That sounds hostile.
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No, they just want you
like, send out posts
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from their account, but
I will do it for you.
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- You will?
- Mhmm, trust me.
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I've dated enough mid-level
latte art influencers
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to know what the people want.
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I'm sorry Alexis, I only understood
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about half of what you just said.
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What exactly is required of me?
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Um, just like, a couple of cute pics,
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and funny one-liners.
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I see, and you would
be the architect behind
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- those funny one-liners?
- Mhmm.
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Color me curious, what might one
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of my humorous quips sound like to you?
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Oh my God, I don't know yet.
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Well, it's just that you
and I have very different
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comedic stylings, dear.
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I take a slightly
more cerebral approach.
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Okay, you were the one
that described social media
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as an amusement park for
clinical narcissists so,
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- I'm doing you a favour.
- Very well.
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Let me see what you're typing!
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"Big news coming soon, caw caw!"
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And a little yellow cartoon... winking.
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You know what would be fun, Alexis,
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let's put a beak on
that winking cartoon.
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No, you can't do that.
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Let me handle this, please.
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Okay, is it on? Can they see us?
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No, you just press "send."
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Alexis, this is exciting!
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We have our very own
digital soapbox here!
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It reminds me of the
Nickelodeon pilot I did
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in which Ashley Tisdale
and I played suffragettes.
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- You remember, "You Go, Girl."
- Mhmm.
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- Have you pressed send yet?
- Send.
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Okay, great. Now we just
wait three and a half hours,
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until people are on their lunch break,
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- and then we post again.
- Okay.
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Alexis, they're liking it!
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We have five likes!
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People are cawing back!
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Oh Alexis, I think you and
I might need to purchase...
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antibiotics.
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I believe we've just gone viral.
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Ohhh!
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'Kay.
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A 20 minute drive to another motel.
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Mr. Rose, what are we doing here?
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Well, I brought you
here, Stevie, because...
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- I think we should buy it.
- Uh.
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Yeah, okay. I'm-I'm
not sure about that.
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No surprise there, Johnny,
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I told you she's not the
visionary you and I are.
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Stevie, this is the inevitable next step
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in building the Rosebud Empire.
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Okay, but I think maybe we
should talk about it first,
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before we just jump
into building the empire.
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Well, I know this must be a
little overwhelming right now,
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but I thought it was
better for you to...
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see the place yourself.
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Roland, there are a
lot of cars here today.
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I thought you set up a private showing.
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I'm pretty sure I said private.
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Okay, heads up, this must be the agent.
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Smile.
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Good morning, are you
here for Benny Terkstra?
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Uh, I spoke with somebody named Betty,
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but I was mowing the lawn at the time,
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so your guess is as good as mine.
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Betty is Benny's wife.
Please, follow me.
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Huh, Betty and Benny?
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What are they, puppets?
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It's the Benny and Betty Show!
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- Okay, Roland...
- Tu! Tu!
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I'm Betty. I'm Benny. I'm Betty!
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Why do I get the feeling
this isn't an open house?
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Maybe it's because of the coffin.
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This is a funeral, Roland!
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What exactly did the woman say to you?!
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She said the showing
was at nine o'clock.
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She may have said viewing.
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What the hell, Roland?!
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Johnny, language, please!
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A man is dead.
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David, you know, your tea
has been just sitting here
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untouched for about half an hour,
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and you're probably gonna
have to drink something
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- at some point.
- I'm just not that thirsty.
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I'm doing inventory.
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Okay, you're making this so much more
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- of a thing than it needs to be.
- Am I?
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Buongiorno, boys!
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Oh ho! Say hello at all
my new hashtag "frands."
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It's a little word I assembled
to consecrate my fans,
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who are also my friends.
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Okay, "frands" doesn't sound nice.
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To all of you asking
what is little mercantile
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establishment with the
almost gallery-like austerity?
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Well, it so happens it's
also owned by my son,
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David Rose, say hi, David.
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Okay, I would rather not, thanks.
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And his hashtag fiancee, Patrick.
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I don't think you have to say hashtag
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when you're just talking, Mrs. Rose.
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Okay, what are you doing?
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You look like the downfall of society.
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Can you please turn that off
while you're in our store, please?
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Very well.
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Frands, please keep checking your phones
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for more "Crow" related
Intel by me, Moira Rose,
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especially you, "Wine and Cat Gal 74,"
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I do hope you stop crying soon.
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Caw! Caw! For now. Muah!
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Didn't realize you were on social media.
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Only fleetingly. And only because
the network requested it.
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That's nice.
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Hm, it's noticeably
cheerless in here today.
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If I didn't know better,
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I would suspect a little
trouble in paradise.
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David's just having a bit of a day.
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Didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
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Okay, I'm doing fine, thanks!
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David, what's wrong?
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Your sleep apnea
hasn't returned, has it?
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I thought that was remedied
when you got your new nose.
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- It was.
- Is it night sweats?
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You're not eating
pepperettes in bed again!
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- No.
- Night terrors?
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I don't wanna talk about it!
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David, don't tell me you've
had a nighttime oopsie-daisy.
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I'm sorry, a what?
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I'm leaving.
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Okay? And if I don't come
back it's because of you.
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Me?
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Ooh dear.
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David's nocturnal enuresis
used to only happen
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when he went to bed all juiced up
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with excited anticipation
about something.
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Christmas, birthdays, the Ides of March.
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And now it seems your impending nuptials
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- has opened the floodgates.
- Oh!
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- Why am I oddly flattered?
- I can't imagine.
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Hmm.
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Well, I hate to point
this out, Mr. Rose,
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but if you weren't in such
a rush to see this place,
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we wouldn't be at a funeral.
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No, it's what happens
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when you leave anything up to Roland.
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We just have to find a
window where we can leave
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without anybody seeing us.
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Because the last thing we
want to do is offend the woman
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that's selling us this place.
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Well, assuming we're actually buying it.
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You know what they say,
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you can tell the quality of a motel
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by the food they serve
at the owner's funeral.
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We're not even supposed
to be here, Roland,
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can you put the plate...
Is that egg salad?
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Betty: Johnny, is it?
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- Yes, yes, it is.
- Mrs. Terkstra,
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this is Johnny Rose.
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I-I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met.
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Um, how did you know my Benny?
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Johnny...
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Yes well, we were uh, friends, I mean...
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acquaintances, I would say...
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- From the bowling league.
- Uh, you mean curling?
251
00:10:23,895 --> 00:10:26,081
Did you curl with my Benny?
252
00:10:26,436 --> 00:10:28,971
I-you know, more important,
253
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,697
I think we just wanted to come by
254
00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:32,289
- and pay our respects.
- Mhmm.
255
00:10:32,314 --> 00:10:34,159
Because this must be
so difficult for you
256
00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:36,151
dealing with your loss,
257
00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:38,444
and uh... selling the motel.
258
00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:41,713
I'm sorry, I'm still
trying to place you.
259
00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:46,057
I-I don't remember seeing
you at Benny's last bonspiel.
260
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:50,870
Well, that's because Johnny here um...
261
00:10:51,052 --> 00:10:53,553
had another bonspiel to go to,
262
00:10:53,578 --> 00:10:55,948
and unfortunately that bonspiel
263
00:10:56,259 --> 00:10:58,394
was way more important than
Benny's bonspiel, so we...
264
00:10:58,419 --> 00:10:59,823
Well, Ro-Roland that...
265
00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:01,115
we had to go to that bonspiel.
266
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,618
- No, no, no, that was
- I would've been...
267
00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:04,076
I think I know why you're here.
268
00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:06,432
It might be more appropriate
269
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,192
to have this conversation outside.
270
00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:13,878
Since I wasn't in the
curling league, can I go home?
271
00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:15,686
No. No.
272
00:11:24,113 --> 00:11:26,481
Say Havarti, girls!
273
00:11:27,984 --> 00:11:29,803
Oh no!
274
00:11:29,828 --> 00:11:31,395
Well, you can't win them all.
275
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,408
Wow, someone's in a
surprisingly good mood,
276
00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,500
considering they're 15 minutes late.
277
00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:38,446
- Blame my new internet frands.
- What'd she just say?
278
00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:40,814
Oh, I was dragooned into
taking over the Interflix
279
00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:42,440
social media channels today,
280
00:11:42,465 --> 00:11:44,666
and apparently I'm
quite proficient at it.
281
00:11:44,691 --> 00:11:46,726
I thought you hated social media.
282
00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:48,446
What did you call it, a um,
283
00:11:48,471 --> 00:11:50,409
a cauldron of self-absorption.
284
00:11:50,995 --> 00:11:53,375
You have an almost
unsetting memory, Twyla.
285
00:11:53,552 --> 00:11:56,087
Now just a quick snap for my friend,
286
00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:58,721
"Wine and Cat Gal 74," and her frands
287
00:11:58,746 --> 00:12:00,698
at the rehabilitation facility.
288
00:12:00,723 --> 00:12:02,691
Fine, but nothing gets posted
289
00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:05,017
without my written approval.
290
00:12:05,354 --> 00:12:07,798
Oh Alexis, wonderful! I
was just about to post.
291
00:12:07,823 --> 00:12:10,283
Will you please do a selfie
of me, and my Jazzagals?
292
00:12:10,308 --> 00:12:11,917
Um, actually, may I speak
with you for a moment?
293
00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:14,667
If Interflix is asking if
I'll extend my takeover,
294
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,893
my answer is, I'll think about it.
295
00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:18,143
Mm, actually,
296
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,464
I think we might wanna
discuss this matter privately.
297
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,057
Okay, two minutes,
gals? In the meantime,
298
00:12:23,082 --> 00:12:24,927
if you'd like to follow
the Interflix channels...
299
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,784
Oh no, that won't be necessary.
300
00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:29,411
Okay, who taught you how to live-stream?!
301
00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,893
A wonderful teen named CherryBus,
302
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,696
she lives in Singapore.
Why? Who wants to know?
303
00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:35,526
Okay, well, did she teach
you how to turn it off?
304
00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:37,182
Because you just posted
your entire conversation
305
00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:38,643
with David and Patrick!
306
00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:41,354
No, I distinctly remember
putting down the phone.
307
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,146
But you didn't stop recording.
308
00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,995
So people basically got
like, a whole podcast
309
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,988
about how David's wetting the bed again.
310
00:12:47,155 --> 00:12:48,932
If I wasn't your publicist,
I would be enjoying
311
00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,858
the situation a lot more than I am.
312
00:12:50,883 --> 00:12:52,884
Which is still like, quite a lot.
313
00:12:52,909 --> 00:12:54,843
Oh, dear.
314
00:12:55,181 --> 00:12:58,143
Fortunately, David doesn't
subscribe to social media,
315
00:12:58,389 --> 00:12:59,923
so we-we just need to take it down,
316
00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:01,716
and David will be none the wiser.
317
00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:05,234
- Okay.
- Hey Moira, you weren't lying!
318
00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,495
You do have a knack for this.
319
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,987
What are we looking at?
320
00:13:09,012 --> 00:13:10,779
Okay, um, no need to watch that.
321
00:13:10,804 --> 00:13:12,415
Okay, Twyla, if you
haven't seen it already,
322
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,375
then maybe just once, but that is it!
323
00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:19,714
Now, I-I'd like to
start from the beginning.
324
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,532
Mrs. Terkstra, we-we were just...
325
00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:23,608
- I was speaking.
- Yes, you were.
326
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,334
It's becoming very clear that you people
327
00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,993
didn't know my husband at all.
328
00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:28,752
Well now, when you say "know" uh...
329
00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:31,045
- Am I still talking?!
- Yes, you were, ma'am.
330
00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,771
I can't say I wasn't expecting you,
331
00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,931
I just didn't think you'd
show up at the funeral!
332
00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:37,851
I'm aware that my
husband was not perfect.
333
00:13:38,132 --> 00:13:40,862
I told him that poker ring was risky,
334
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,288
and I know there were some
shady business dealings
335
00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,981
that went on behind closed doors,
336
00:13:45,006 --> 00:13:47,714
- but I had nothing to do with it!
- I'm sorry?
337
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,862
Well, you're the federal
agents I was warned about.
338
00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:51,787
No need to keep up the act.
339
00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:54,065
Her face has "fed" written all over it.
340
00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,221
Thanks...
341
00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:57,323
Mrs. Terkstra, we're not feds.
342
00:13:57,348 --> 00:13:59,807
No, there seems to have
been some crossed wires here.
343
00:13:59,832 --> 00:14:02,714
No, we thought we were coming
out to look at the property.
344
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,020
We're from Rosebud Motel.
345
00:14:05,402 --> 00:14:08,292
- Maureen Bud's old place?
- That would be the one.
346
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:11,261
Uh, Aunt Maureen is... was my aunt.
347
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:13,300
Oh, for heaven's sakes!
348
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:16,284
Benny and I used to
play bingo with Maureen.
349
00:14:16,309 --> 00:14:19,034
What a small world!
350
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,594
Johnny and I used to
play bingo with Maureen,
351
00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,286
- right after curling.
- Roland.
352
00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:25,578
Well, it would be a
relief to sell this place
353
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,136
to someone we know.
354
00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:29,028
Uh, well, we're not sure yet.
355
00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:31,721
But we can touch base again next week,
356
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,409
and again, you have
our deepest condolences.
357
00:14:35,555 --> 00:14:37,467
Well, now that you're here,
why don't you come on in,
358
00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:39,229
- and pay your respects to Benny?
- Oh...
359
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,487
Considering you may be
taking over his home.
360
00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:42,956
Yes, yes, yes. Well, sure.
361
00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:45,979
We can come in, and pay our respects.
362
00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:47,972
Too bad it's not an open casket.
363
00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:50,765
I would've loved to say
goodbye to old Benny's face.
364
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,191
We'd be happy to open it for you.
365
00:14:52,216 --> 00:14:54,612
No, no, closed-closed is fine.
366
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:57,827
You sure?
367
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,198
Oh look Alexis, Patrick's here.
368
00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:09,188
Yep, you asked me to meet you here.
369
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,466
Hmm.
370
00:15:10,614 --> 00:15:13,104
So what-what-what's goin' on?
371
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:17,018
And David is bewitching
himself elsewhere?
372
00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:19,628
Yeah, he is uh, dusting the shelves,
373
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,370
even though I cleaned them last week,
374
00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,831
but hey, whatever it takes
to get him through this.
375
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,125
Priority number one,
get David through this!
376
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:29,151
Mhmm, mhmm!
377
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:31,136
Quick "Q," um,
378
00:15:31,161 --> 00:15:33,550
has David taken your phone, or anything,
379
00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:36,043
or like, looked at anyone else's phone?
380
00:15:37,464 --> 00:15:39,165
No.
381
00:15:39,462 --> 00:15:41,396
Sorry, somebody wanna
tell me what's goin' on?
382
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,892
Okay, okay... so, no biggie,
383
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,268
but my mom may have accidentally posted
384
00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:49,792
your little conversation
from this morning
385
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:51,718
over social media.
386
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,952
The-the one about...
387
00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:56,206
The oopsie-daisy. Yes.
388
00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:58,245
But don't worry, I am involved now,
389
00:15:58,270 --> 00:15:59,938
and I will be taking it down.
390
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:03,620
- It's still up?!
- And generating a lot of traction.
391
00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:06,307
But yes, it's been
uh, we're taking it...
392
00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:08,745
it's being taken down right now.
393
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:11,792
So how... how did this happen?
394
00:16:12,575 --> 00:16:16,846
Right. I was strong-armed
into participating in social marketing,
395
00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:20,057
and a dear friend of
mine from Singapore,
396
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,284
Miss CherryBus,
397
00:16:21,309 --> 00:16:24,854
suggested I try my hand at
creating a living stream.
398
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:26,550
Okay, she doesn't know what she's doing,
399
00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,109
and didn't know that it was recording.
400
00:16:28,134 --> 00:16:31,284
Okay look, David can never,
401
00:16:31,812 --> 00:16:33,675
ever find out about this.
402
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,682
I am actually afraid that
he will never sleep again.
403
00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:38,909
Precisely why we're involving
you in this covert stratagem.
404
00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:41,253
So all we need to do is
keep David off the internet
405
00:16:41,278 --> 00:16:44,440
for like, 24 hours, or until
a celebrity says something wrong,
406
00:16:44,465 --> 00:16:46,233
which could be any minute.
407
00:16:46,258 --> 00:16:47,971
Okay, I think I can handle that.
408
00:16:47,996 --> 00:16:50,831
- Wonderful! Crisis averted.
- Hmm!
409
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,909
Yeah, so you still haven't
taken the post down.
410
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,031
- I'm doing that now.
- Cool.
411
00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,065
So I'll just sit here
until that happens.
412
00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:03,102
- It's kind of cute, though.
- Alexis.
413
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:04,794
Yes.
414
00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,186
- Let's take it down.
- Mhmm.
415
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,503
Oh Stevie,
416
00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:21,967
listen, I owe you an apology for today.
417
00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,112
You know, the way I
rushed you into that thing.
418
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,947
On the plus side, we did
make that personal connection,
419
00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:29,320
and I think we might be
able to get a better deal
420
00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:31,987
- than I had thought.
- Okay... "we?"
421
00:17:32,164 --> 00:17:34,298
Unless you have a better idea,
422
00:17:34,323 --> 00:17:36,458
I know you wanted to
talk this out, so uh...
423
00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:38,017
I'm all ears.
424
00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:40,395
Mr. Rose, what I've been
trying to talk to you about
425
00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:43,198
is more than just the new motel.
426
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:45,765
Oh. Well...
427
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,711
what is it, Stevie?
428
00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:52,447
I don't think I'm ready to...
429
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:57,409
commit to this business like,
430
00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,248
as a whole.
431
00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:01,421
Oh.
432
00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:05,110
Well, that is a bigger
conversation, isn't it?
433
00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:09,663
It's just, doing "Cabaret" made me feel
like I should push myself,
434
00:18:09,744 --> 00:18:12,246
and so I just wondered...
435
00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,823
you know, maybe there's something more
436
00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:16,515
out there for me.
437
00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,775
Well, what are you saying, you want out?
438
00:18:20,071 --> 00:18:24,131
No! Uh, I don't know, I just...
439
00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:28,294
I feel like... I'd regret it
440
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,787
if I didn't at least try
to see what's out there.
441
00:18:32,281 --> 00:18:33,748
Well, if that's what you feel
442
00:18:33,773 --> 00:18:36,141
you need to push
yourself, Stevie, I uh...
443
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,585
certainly am not gonna
stand in your way.
444
00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:41,479
Same reason I left the button factory
445
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:43,672
when I was a young man.
446
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,960
That, and the fact
that working conditions
447
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:48,554
weren't exactly safe for
a ten-year-old, but...
448
00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:51,263
that being said, I'm
not going to pretend
449
00:18:51,288 --> 00:18:53,756
that I don't hope you'll come back.
450
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:57,465
Either way, I hope you find
what you're looking for.
451
00:18:57,785 --> 00:19:02,101
Mr. Rose... thank you.
452
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,509
Okay, you know what? I think...
453
00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:08,450
I should just head home early,
454
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,593
- and think about it.
- Yeah...
455
00:19:11,871 --> 00:19:15,707
or you can think about it
as you finish your shift?
456
00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:17,729
That's fair.
457
00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:20,962
I'm gonna miss that enthusiasm.
458
00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:35,022
I'm so glad you decided to stay.
459
00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:38,268
Well, there's literally no
liquid left in my body, so.
460
00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:41,720
- Oh!
- Yeah...
461
00:19:41,821 --> 00:19:43,121
Forgot about this.
462
00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:44,523
Taking that off first thing tomorrow.
463
00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:46,316
Huh!
464
00:19:48,893 --> 00:19:51,661
I wonder how long my mom
lasted on the Internets.
465
00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:54,165
Not long, I don't think.
466
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,043
You know, you were smart
to get off of there.
467
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:58,507
Mhmm. I was curious to
see what kinds of things
468
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,733
she was posting
throughout the day, though.
469
00:20:00,773 --> 00:20:02,916
- Yeah, nothing of note.
- Hmm.
470
00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:04,719
Um yeah, she really didn't
know how to use it, so.
471
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,211
- Mhmm.
- Hey,
472
00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:07,670
let's talk about something else.
473
00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:09,693
Sure, um...
474
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,361
what's the thread count on this plastic?
475
00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:16,840
Okay, would it help if I were to share
476
00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:19,633
something private and
embarrassing with you?
477
00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:22,236
I might be too tired for that tonight.
478
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,662
Ha ha!
479
00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:27,075
If we're gonna be married,
I just think it's important
480
00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:30,313
that we be as open and
honest with each other
481
00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:32,272
as we possibly can.
482
00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:35,416
What is this sexy thing?
483
00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:38,718
Okay, I only put this in
when you're not around.
484
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,789
- It's my mouth-guard.
- Oh...
485
00:20:41,814 --> 00:20:44,443
well, there's nothing really
embarrassing about that.
486
00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:46,870
Also, you look very beautiful.
487
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:48,496
Aw, thank you.
488
00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:50,855
Um, hmm.
489
00:20:50,895 --> 00:20:55,967
- How about... now?
- My God!
490
00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:57,562
This is my nose thing,
491
00:20:57,587 --> 00:20:59,975
and it just helps me breathe better.
492
00:21:02,277 --> 00:21:04,335
I have never been more attracted to you.
493
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,627
Mm, same.
494
00:21:08,629 --> 00:21:09,862
Ooh!
495
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,868
Ronnie's texting me a link to something?
496
00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:19,982
Okay, put it away, David. It's bedtime.
497
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:25,068
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