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(dance music playing)
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-(people cheering)
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-(crowd chanting): Party Boat! Party Boat!
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-Man: Attention, Lake Everett Seniors!
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Let's get wild! Let's get weird! But let's not get pregnant!
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-(cheering)
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-(crowd chanting): Party Boat! Party Boat!
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-Come on! Ha ha!
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-Hey, you! -Oh, man.
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-Promise me no one dies tonight!
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-Listen. We are five years in, my man.
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-Nobody's died yet. -That we know of.
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-If no one dies on my last night,
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I'm gonna be real disappointed.
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-You've been threatening to quit
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for three seasons now, Kiley.
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I don't think it's gonna happen.
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-Hey. Did you guys go to our school?
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-No! -Yes!
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-Best friends since fifth grade.
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-Fourth! Fourth.
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-We are living proof
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that with a little bit of hustle and some luck--
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-And a predatory loan.
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-All your dreams can come true!
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-That is the best dream ever!
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-It is. Aim high! -Whoo!
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-That's what we do, Sean! We make dreams come true! Unh.
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-(hip hop music playing)
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-(cheering)
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-Oh, yeah!
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-Whoo!
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-(music continues)
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-Three, two, one! Go!
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-(cheering)
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-That was pretty cool. -That was awesome.
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-(indistinct shouting)
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-(laughing)
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-Kiley: Hey, guys! Look alive!
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-(music continues)
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-Sean: Get in there. -Man: What the hell?
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-What, do you guys live here?
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-Oh, yeah. Pretty cool, huh?
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-Sad-cool, maybe?
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-Shut up! Do you know how much trouble we would get into
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if lake patrol boarded us and found this stash?
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-It's a lot.
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What kind of drugs are those anyway?
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-Combination Locks.
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-Both: What the hell is that?
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-It's Adderall mixed with molly mixed with acid.
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It's like a combo meal, extra fries.
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Kinda makes your brain just...lock.
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-Max: Hmm. -Then you're flying high!
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-Oh, you're flying high, huh?
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-Too bad we're gonna have to confiscate them. Give me that!
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-What? -Sean: That's right.
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-You heard me right! -Max: Get out.
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-No! -Back to the party, man.
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-Smoke some weed or something.
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-Those are the breaks! -Damn!
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-We definitely have to take some of these.
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-We are definitely throwing those in the lake.
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-Awww. -Immediately.
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-Sean. -Max.
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-Sean. -Max.
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-Sean. -Max!
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-Fine.
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-(music continues outside)
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-Can't waste these.
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Who needs aspirin?
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-(pills rattle)
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-(music continues) -(people cheering)
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-You really want to leave all this behind?
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-Can't be afraid to move on, Max.
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-But nothing's gonna change, right?
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It'll be you and me, like always.
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-Always! -First mates forever!
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-Max: Well, well, well. Who is this stranger?
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Ah. It's my birthday bestie!
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What's up?
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-Maximus!
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-You ready to party tonight? -Absolutely!
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-Hey, let me see that rage face!
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-(chuckles) -(Kiley laughs)
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-All right, ditch your fuzzies. Let's go.
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-Yeah, but I gotta clean the boat, so...
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-You never clean the boat.
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-I'll be right down!
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-Kiley: Uh, did Greg get you the final guest list?
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-Sean: He did. And the wine list.
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And the appetizer list. And the playlist.
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-Yeah. -Hey, Kev, how we lookin'?
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-Clear skies. Calm waters.
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-Awesome. -Max: Can't lose.
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-Anyway. Um. Sorry. Dr. Greg loves his lists.
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-"Dr. Greg." Don't you mean "Orthodontist Greg"?
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Hey, by the way,
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have you ever told him that you actually worked on this boat?
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I mean, he is your boyfriend.
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-Uh-- Yes. Yes. Obviously. -Hmm.
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-He doesn't know all the stories. -Oh!
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-Because he would run scared
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if he knew all the shit I got up to with you guys.
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-Well, then let's call him-- -No, absolutely not!
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-Seriously! Sailor's code, dude! -(chuckles)
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-All right, let's go.
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-Cool, yeah, no, I'll just... clean up everything, as always.
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-Thanks, dude!
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-(sighs)
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-Man: Tonight, Sean.
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I'll have you in handcuffs.
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Not "soon."
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Tonight, Sean,
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and your little dog too are going down.
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You know, Sean-- -(knocking on door)
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-What?
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What? For the love of God!
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Every time!
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-Hey, buddy! -How's it going, Walsh?
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-It's all right. -My god.
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This is janky. You wanted to see me?
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-I did. Lock that door, would you?
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There's two locks. Lock both. One's a bolt.
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The other one's in the door handle right there itself.
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Just-- we wanna be snug as a bug...in two rugs.
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How long you been on the force, Hicks?
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-You mean lake patrol?
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Three days.
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-You know, most partners only last one week with me.
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-What happens to them? -They tap out.
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Choke's a choke. HR gets involved.
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It's, it's better to just cut 'em loose than go to trial.
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What brought you, uh, to LALP?
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You love the lake? Search for justice?
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-Craigslist.
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-Craig's a good guy. Tell him I said hi, okay?
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-It's a website.
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Do you live here?
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-No. Live here? No.
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I got a big house. No.
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-There's a bed. There's, like, drool stains on the pillow.
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-'Cause I was sound asleep.
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You take a lot of all-nighters that you gotta pull here.
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A lot of surveillance work. You could take a nap if you want.
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You're probably tired, out in the sun all day.
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I'll lay with you if you're frightened.
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-I'm good. -Okay.
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-Why is your pans all crusty? You cook here?
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-Yes, I cook. I cook quesadillas.
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I cook mean quesadillas.
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You can have a quesadilla. I'll cook one for ya.
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I'll clean the pot first. And the pan.
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And then you probably can sleep here.
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You can lay down and take a nap. I'll lay with you
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-in case you get frightened. -I'm good.
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-Is that piss?
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-You can go if you want. It's all right.
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It's just two dudes. It's all right.
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It's totally normal.
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-What's-what's that bucket for? -That's composting.
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-You don't wanna go near that-- -Ugh!
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-That's shit!
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-You take the feces of other animals
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for the benefit of a garden.
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You know what? Yes! I live here. Okay?
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And I'm proud of it. You know why I live here?
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'Cause of that white boat. And these two assholes--
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Well, he's an asshole. He's kinda handsome in a cool--
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They think they run the lake. But they don't run that lake.
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Hicks, I run that lake.
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But you wanna know what this is right here?
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This is my golden ticket for that white boat.
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This is the Lake Council telling me
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I have full authority to bring those assholes
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and burn 'em to the ground, tonight!
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So if you're in, if you're down with the job,
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cop a squat, take a leak,
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drain the train, have a quesadilla,
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take a nap, I'll lay with you if you want,
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because tonight, we roll.
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Let's go buzz their tower!
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-Okay.
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-Max: Hey, wait, wait!
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Slow down, white lightening!
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Wait, Kiles, hold on!
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(panting)
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-Hold on. -Sad, Max.
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-Yeah, I know.
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Oh!
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Oh, please, come on.
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It's not like Dr. Supercuts can keep up with you either?
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-Greg ran track at Trinity.
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-Of course he did.
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-Dude...
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I really need you guys to be friends if this is gonna work.
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-I need to be friends with that guy
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like you need to adopt more puppies.
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-Don't talk smack about my pups.
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I'm ride or die for those bitches.
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-You really serious about this whole thing?
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-I don't know. Sometimes it feels like I'm faking it.
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Running a shelter.
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I guess I wish I could be back on the boat
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mixing drinks with you guys.
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-Well...I know a guy who can make that happen.
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-(laughing)
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-But I was actually talking about you and Greg.
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-He is the sweetest, most supportive guy I've ever met.
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I think I found someone really special.
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-Ah.
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-Can you just try to be nice?
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Please? At least for tonight?
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-Yeah.
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Fine.
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But...only because...
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-Oh, my god. Oh, my god. You're so gross.
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-...I love you so much.
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-Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross.
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-Oh, God, get off. -Let's go.
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God, you sweat like Trump's ball sack.
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-Well, yeah.
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-All right. One more mile.
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-Okay. -Try to keep up.
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You're getting slow in your old age.
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-You got this tonight, Sean. This is a big party.
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This is one of our biggest. What do we got?
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Smooth jazz, check.
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Pinot Grigio, check.
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-Walsh: Officers boarding vessel. -Mm-hmm.
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What do you want, Walsh?
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-French vanilla? Creamer? You're a pussy.
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Where's your partner?
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-Sean: He's running errands.
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-Oh, really?
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Ooh! Looks like you guys are in line
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for another shitshow tonight.
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-That's nice. -Actually, sorry to disappoint.
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Tonight's a classy party,
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hosted by a locally respected doctor.
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-Oh, he's an orthodontist, actually.
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-I don't care if it's Sean's mom's vagina doctor.
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Doesn't matter.
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I've been waiting for this moment for ten years.
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-This is my moment! -What moment?
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-What moment? I just got word from the Lake Council
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you guys haven't paid any of your fines.
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You guys are in the hole, uh--
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what's the number up to now, Hicks?
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-I think like eighteen grand, sir.
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Eighteen thousand dollars.
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-First of all...don't talk about my mom.
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-Or Dr. Nancy. -Second,
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we're gonna have the money.
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-Why do you know the name of his mom's gynecologist?
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You don't think that's odd?
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How are you gonna get the money
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if I ding you with citations tonight.
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If you guys screw up, and you will screw up.
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-Mayday, mayday, mayday. -Not gonna happen.
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-Mayday! -It's not gonna happen!
262
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-Mayday. -Becky: Hey, guys,
263
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where should I put these fireworks?
264
00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:55,220
It says it's "illegal in the contiguous United States." Huh.
265
00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:57,070
Thank God we're on a lake.
266
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-Also, I opened up the tramp... -Max: Hey. Hey. Hey.
267
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...for... (clears throat)
268
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,090
-Why don't you go upstairs for a second.
269
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,140
I think I saw a, uh, Teletubby.
270
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,010
-Becky: Yeah, yeah, totally.
271
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,010
-This is going to be so easy.
272
00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,060
Come on, Hicks, let's go.
273
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,020
Come on. Hicks!
274
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,170
-I freaking hate that guy.
275
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,200
-Seanie, why have we not been paying our bills, man?
276
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:28,050
-Uh, it's the fines, Max.
277
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,170
The fines that your party tricks keep sticking us with.
278
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,230
-Me? -Yeah.
279
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,020
Bobbing for lobsters. We got a fine for it.
280
00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:39,000
What about the Mermaid Olympics? Remember that? Human catapult?
281
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,190
-That was awesome. -No, that was awesome.
282
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,030
That was-- that was pretty cool.
283
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,020
Look, man, we got into this business together
284
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,100
as equal partners, man,
285
00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,090
and I'm doing everything I can to keep us afloat
286
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,050
but the fines are crushing us.
287
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,160
Kiley's party is the payday we need.
288
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:54,140
So for one night, I need you to help me, okay?
289
00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:56,020
We have to keep things low-key
290
00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:57,200
and we have to keep Walsh off this boat.
291
00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:00,160
-All right. Fine. I got you.
292
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,210
Hey, first mates forever. Two times.
293
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,200
-Two times. Mm. First mates forever.
294
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,090
All right, cool. Checklist: Gas?
295
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,000
-Yeah. Absolutely.
296
00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:11,010
Man, you run out of gas one time--
297
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,000
-It was three-- -Three times.
298
00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,030
-That's right. Uh, did you fix the door on the lower deck?
299
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,100
-Come on, man. This is Kiley we're talking about.
300
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:19,040
You don't think I want tonight to be perfect?
301
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:23,100
I think that I'm like this close to getting her back on the crew.
302
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:27,030
-It's been two years. She's rescuing puppies now.
303
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,060
Listen, I'm gonna say this to you as your best friend, okay?
304
00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:31,080
You gotta let her go.
305
00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,150
Hey!
306
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Pick up a bag!
307
00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,080
-(grunting and screaming)
308
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,140
-We have to be prepared
309
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,010
for anything when we're out there, Hicks.
310
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,040
Tonight... (exhales forcefully)
311
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:50,050
Look at this horse stance. Look at this!
312
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,120
Anything at all, buddy. That's why we train.
313
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,000
(screaming)
314
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
-That's right, buddy. Come on, let's train.
315
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,100
-Nah. Calm down.
316
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,100
We're just lake patrol. You know that.
317
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,160
-Just lake patrol?
318
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,030
Is that what you're gonna say when you're--
319
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,130
when you're out in the shit, tonight?
320
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:07,020
"I'm lake patrol." You gonna take a selfie?
321
00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:09,070
Put it in your wifi cloud? Is that what you're gonna do?
322
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,160
-No. -(Walsh screaming)
323
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:12,110
-I'll probably just tweet it. -Suit yourself,
324
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,100
lazy. What?
325
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,210
No, I'm talkin' to Hicks there, Sean.
326
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:18,040
What? (screaming)
327
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:20,050
What was that, Sean? (screams)
328
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,000
What was that? Hey, Max? Wanna eat a dick?
329
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,040
Whoa!
330
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,170
(laughing) Hey, Sean!
331
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,180
He's tall. Sean's taller.
332
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,050
Upwards. To the Adam's apple.
333
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,090
He falls towards you? Little shoe shine on the way down.
334
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,160
(screaming)
335
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,090
Hey, Sean. (screaming)
336
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:36,150
Ooh! Ooh! Elbows. Right there.
337
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,200
Six stitches above the eye.
338
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,140
You ever see guys with really cool stitches?
339
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,020
It's either hockey or they caught one of my elbows.
340
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,230
Right there. (screaming)
341
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,070
Why won't you just train with me?
342
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,090
-(Hicks sighs) Honestly, I mean,
343
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,010
I feel like you're gonna lose your shit
344
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,020
and accidentally hurt me, so.
345
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,100
-Well, who knows? Right?
346
00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,180
I don't accidentally lose my temper.
347
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,130
Pain is a valuable, valuable lesson.
348
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,190
Maybe you could use a lesson or two.
349
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,040
-Hicks: I'll get on the boat,
350
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,050
I'll write some tickets...
351
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:04,000
but I don't wanna do that.
352
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,160
-This is good footwork. That's mat work, man.
353
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,050
Mat work's good for ya.
354
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,060
Just train. That's the problem
355
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,170
with your entire generation, buddy.
356
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:14,000
Got your faces in your phones.
357
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,030
Palm strike. Palm strike.
358
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,040
Box cutter!
359
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,100
You're not gonna learn anything on the internet.
360
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,140
That was--
361
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,000
Where the hell did you learn that?
362
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,010
-The internet.
363
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,040
-(screaming)
364
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:34,130
You don't even know what that's called, do ya?
365
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,100
-Yelling? -Can you stretch?
366
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:37,150
Let's see you stretch.
367
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,070
Why don't ya go sit down before you get hurt?
368
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,210
-You didn't stretch! -A'ight.
369
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:44,150
-(screaming)
370
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,010
-Jonathan: Hoo!
371
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,100
The ancients believed that every object had a soul.
372
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,080
Meet your maker!
373
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,120
(yelling)
374
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,170
-Oh, that is sweet.
375
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,070
-What'd I tell you about playing with knives?
376
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,010
-That they're awesome? -Didn't say that. Put it away.
377
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,150
-Oh! But I am a fruit ninja!
378
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,090
-(yelling)
379
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,200
-You are a lawsuit waiting to happen.
380
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,000
-You better look alive tonight,
381
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,140
because Kiley's gonna be on the boat,
382
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,160
and you are already on the verge of being replaced, my friend.
383
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,160
-Huh? What's that?
384
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:10,020
-Greg: Ahoy, mateys!
385
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,230
-Oh, great, the human mouth guard has arrived.
386
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,120
-Keep up the good work, man. -I shall. Always do.
387
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:27,130
-Greg: Hey!
388
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:31,040
There they are. The party boys.
389
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,060
-Lookin' sharp, Greg. I like that!
390
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,160
-Thank you, good man. You know, I went with the full seersuck
391
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,030
-since we're on a boat. -Yeah.
392
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,110
-♪ I'm on a boat ♪ -No. No, no, no. Never.
393
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,000
Never that song. Never on our boat.
394
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,110
-(chuckles) -Greg: Hey, buddy.
395
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,220
So we feel good? Special night, right?
396
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:49,080
-Yeah. -Yup, it is.
397
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,000
But why are you here an hour early, Greg?
398
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:54,050
-Dr. Greg is always early for his appointments.
399
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,150
-(laughing)
400
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,140
I just wanted to make sure all our ducks are in a row.
401
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,050
-Our ducks are in a row. Aren't they, Sean?
402
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,220
-They are, Max. -As a matter of fact, Greg--
403
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:02,090
-We have bow ties on all the crew.
404
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,080
We have smooth jazz on all the speakers
405
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,170
and wine in every glass.
406
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,210
Trust me, Greg, we're all over it.
407
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,020
-Bow ties? -Uh-huh.
408
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,130
-Jazz? -Yeah.
409
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,120
-I thought Kiley wanted to have her birthday on our boat
410
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,160
because she likes the way that we do things,
411
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,040
-Sean. -Kiley?
412
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,190
Booking the boat was my idea.
413
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,010
You know, for nostalgia.
414
00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:21,160
I just wanted to remind her where she came from
415
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,000
before showing her where we're going.
416
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:26,040
-That's amazing. Isn't that amazing?
417
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,040
-What does that mean?
418
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:31,040
-Between us...
419
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,180
I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight.
420
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,190
-Greg: Whoo! -(Sean chuckles)
421
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,200
-You know, it feels so good being able to say that out loud.
422
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:40,020
-Sean: Wow! Our first proposal.
423
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,050
-Big time.
424
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,140
Now, I'm gonna need you to help me out
425
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,040
and take extra care of my Eomma.
426
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,020
-Jesus, Greg. You look like an asshole in that suit.
427
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,120
-Welcome aboard, Miss Kim.
428
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,140
Uh, hope you brought your dancing shoes.
429
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,050
-The Kims don't dance.
430
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,200
(sighs) Now, where's the bar?
431
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,110
-It's gonna be great.
432
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,190
-I like your mom, Greg.
433
00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:17,050
-Hey. Are you serious with this?
434
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,190
-I am. And, uh, can you hit that top button?
435
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,180
-No! -Yeah. Please.
436
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,160
How you guys doing?
437
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,230
-Oh, hey, welcome!
438
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,080
-So I'm thinking, if we wanna avoid Walsh,
439
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,020
our best bet is to hug the shore,
440
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,010
anchor down in the cove.
441
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,090
Yeah, we should be in good shape.
442
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,020
-You hearing me, Max? -Were you saying something?
443
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,130
Oh, hey! There she is.
444
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,160
Ready to get behind that bar, birthday girl? Two times!
445
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,170
Unh!
446
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,090
-You guys remember my sister, Lauren.
447
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:45,210
-Yeah, sorry about the divorce. Tough break.
448
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,200
-Hmm. Screw off, Max.
449
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,080
This boat better not sink.
450
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,180
-That's for sure.
451
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:53,030
'Cause I'm paying for the return trip too.
452
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,200
Come on, ladies, all aboard!
453
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,060
-Get in there!
454
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,070
-Kiley: Babe, that suit looks great.
455
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,070
-Hey, Max?
456
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,170
-Hmm?
457
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,170
No!
458
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,040
-(softly): Yes. -No, no--
459
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,020
-(engine starts)
460
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,110
-(horn blaring)
461
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,000
-All right. You ready? You ready to do this?
462
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,160
-Yeah. I'm good. -No, you're not good.
463
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,130
Yeah, you've got a citation book, but you're forgetting
464
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,080
the number one danger out there on that lake, man.
465
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,160
What's the matter with you? The sun!
466
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,090
You got-- the sun, 'cause the lake reflects all the light up.
467
00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:29,010
-So what's this? -Uh...
468
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,160
-weird pocket dildo? -I wish!
469
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,110
-I don't know. -Sunscreen, buddy.
470
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,160
You gotta get lubed up. I can't have you burned.
471
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,080
Your tattoos will look like crumbled fresco.
472
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:41,130
It'll look like some kinda weird Jackson Pollock, you know? Here.
473
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,180
-So much! -Look up. Look up.
474
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,180
-There you go. Now be still... -Oh, God.
475
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,050
-be still, don't talk. -What are you doing?
476
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,150
-Lubin' up.
477
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,100
Ooh. You-- Yeah. A lot of push-ups, I like that.
478
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,210
Why are you touching my nipple like that?
479
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,140
-I don't know, I didn't expect it to be that long.
480
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,210
-Sorry. Here. -Ah! God!
481
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,000
-What the hell? -You gotta keep your eyes closed!
482
00:18:58,010 --> 00:18:59,220
You're all right. You want a nice tan line.
483
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,120
-You got it in my eyes.
484
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:03,190
-Here and I'll rub that in too. It's okay. It's okay.
485
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,030
-Oh! -It's okay.
486
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,120
-I think I can't see anymore.
487
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,070
-Let's go get those assholes.
488
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,040
-Okay, let's go.
489
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:47,090
-(soft jazz music playing) -(indistinct chattering)
490
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,050
-Look at her, man.
491
00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:53,040
That is her "I'm bored as hell
492
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,220
but I'm trying to be polite" face.
493
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,060
Ugh, it's pathetic.
494
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,030
-You know, Max, it's a great thing
495
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,150
you and Kiley are just friends
496
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,000
and you're totally not in love with her.
497
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,060
Otherwise, this news of her impending engagement
498
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,130
would be one hell of a punch to the nuts, huh?
499
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,130
-I'm not "totally" in love with her.
500
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,150
-I guess the great part about being just her friend
501
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,050
and, as you specifically noted, nothing more,
502
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,180
is that you'll get to help her choose out a wedding dress.
503
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,090
And when she's stressed out about the props
504
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,140
in the photo booth and her batshit mother-in-law,
505
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,120
you'll get to be her totally platonic,
506
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,020
non-sexual shoulder to lean on.
507
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,080
And once she's married, you'll get to be her confidant.
508
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,150
When she's worried that
509
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,050
Greg is no longer interested in her sexually--
510
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,080
Enough!
511
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,120
-We've just never been single at the same time,
512
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,160
and I didn't want to mess up our friendship.
513
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,010
Besides, I've been waiting for the perfect moment.
514
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:47,010
-You've been waiting since fourth grade, man!
515
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,220
-Yeah, well, there's a lot of elements that go into
516
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:51,170
the perfect moment, Jonathan.
517
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,100
Trust me,
518
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:54,150
I'm the party guy.
519
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,200
I know a thing or two about "moments."
520
00:20:57,210 --> 00:21:00,040
-Okay, well, how about you make one!
521
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,120
Okay? Before Mr. Doctor Man wifes her up?
522
00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:05,160
-Yeah.
523
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,080
-Yeah.
524
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,210
-You know what? You're right.
525
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:10,040
But I will need your help.
526
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,200
Sean putting us into the cove so you--
527
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:14,070
-Oh, no can do, buddy.
528
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,010
Not to be selfish, but tonight is all about me,
529
00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:18,190
whoever the hell that is, and the rest of our lives together.
530
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,230
-Don't even bother. Lauren will swallow you whole.
531
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,060
-That's the plan.
532
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,010
Hey, my name is Jonathan,
533
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,230
and I'm here to help you find your smile on this voyage.
534
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,160
-Shove that smile up your dick.
535
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:32,120
My husband screwed his life coach
536
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:34,080
and left me with two kids and no child support,
537
00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:36,050
so pour me a goddamned whiskey.
538
00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:40,020
-Max: Charming as ever, Lauren!
539
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:43,000
One sadness on rocks!
540
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,170
-The bottle, Max. -Max: Okay.
541
00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:52,030
-Twenty bucks says I take her to the township of pound.
542
00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:55,010
Yeah.
543
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,160
But if I don't, I get to keep the money.
544
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,070
-That's not how betting works. -(slaps butt)
545
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,200
-Oh! -I know it.
546
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,080
-(groans)
547
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:09,110
-(soft jazz music playing)
548
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,050
-Lauren?
549
00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:18,230
Hey. You know we're not actually gonna sink, right?
550
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,080
-No, we're sinking.
551
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,220
We just won't know it until it's too late.
552
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,060
-Come on, it's not that bad.
553
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,210
-Listen to me, Kiley. You graduate college,
554
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,220
and everything's great.
555
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
You meet a guy.
556
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,120
And he's gorgeous and boring and predictable
557
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,040
and incredibly safe.
558
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,060
And no one ever went wrong with a nice guy, right?
559
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,230
That's wrong.
560
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,230
Trust me, I know you love Greg,
561
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,210
but don't rush into anything.
562
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,070
-Are you ready for this?
563
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,050
Are you ready?
564
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:59,030
This one is special. I can tell.
565
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,140
Did you see the-the anger in her eyes?
566
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:02,100
The hatred in her voice?
567
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:03,150
That's so hot!
568
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,200
She's the one, Little J.
569
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,060
She's the one.
570
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,220
We can't screw this up.
571
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,120
Okay, no false starts. No second act slumps.
572
00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:16,110
We need to be on top of our game!
573
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,120
Now, I'm not gonna lie...
574
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:22,150
I'm nervous.
575
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,020
But you can't be, okay?
576
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:30,060
I need you to rise like the sun in the east.
577
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,180
Looking sharp, Little J.
578
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,080
Looking sharp.
579
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,220
(softly): Yeah. (clicks tongue)
580
00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:43,000
-(jazz music continues)
581
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,090
-Table one, thank you.
582
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,170
So far so good, huh?
583
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,090
-Yeah, if you like funerals at sea.
584
00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:58,090
-Max, don't sta--
585
00:23:58,110 --> 00:23:59,230
-Hey, what do you guys think?
586
00:24:00,010 --> 00:24:01,190
Proposal at sunset or under the stars?
587
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,210
-Sean: Sunset. -Max: Stars.
588
00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:05,190
-All right. I trust you, Max.
589
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,140
Stars it is.
590
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,110
Sean, on my cue, you play that song,
591
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,180
and I'll take care of the rest, okay?
592
00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:12,000
-Yes.
593
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
-I'm excited. -Yeah!
594
00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:16,060
-I'm nervous. Should I be nervous?
595
00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:18,010
-Of course-- -Yeah, have you thought this through?
596
00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:20,170
-Did I think this through?
597
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,010
I've been rehearsing this for weeks.
598
00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:26,020
-Look, look. Do-Don't worry about a thing. Okay?
599
00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:27,200
Everything is set. You're gonna do great.
600
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:32,100
-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah! Come on, man!
601
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,220
-(Sean chuckles) -Whoo!
602
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,230
-That's an all right dude.
603
00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:40,190
-That guy's keeping TJ Maxx in business.
604
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,120
-No, don't do that, okay? We need to get paid, Max.
605
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,110
And that only happens if Greg walks away happy.
606
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,160
-And that doesn't happen if she's having a shitty time.
607
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:51,060
Look at her, man. She's bored out of her mind!
608
00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:53,160
Come on.
609
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,010
Dr. Greg can do his thing later, okay?
610
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,180
Right now, what we need...
611
00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:01,040
-is to flip this party. -No.
612
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:03,000
No, no. What about lake patrol?
613
00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:04,090
-You had the captain put us in the cove.
614
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,070
You don't think we can handle Chuckie Walsh?
615
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,190
Come on. Sean?
616
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,060
-All right, fine. Just promise me nobody dies tonight.
617
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,180
-We've been doin' this for seven years.
618
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,000
We haven't lost anybody yet!
619
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,080
-(sighs) I'm serious, Max.
620
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,010
Shoot.
621
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,030
-Hicks: Still nothing.
622
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,040
-Walsh: Still nothing? They just pulled into the cove.
623
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,080
That's gonna be the crime scene.
624
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,000
You just gotta be patient, Hicks!
625
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,030
-Why are you always on their case, man?
626
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,040
-Because they're the reason I'm standing here on a dinghy
627
00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:38,080
with a dinghy that looks like Sammy Hagar's son
628
00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:41,080
instead of out there throwing detective cock all over town.
629
00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:43,050
-Ugh!
630
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:45,180
-2007, that's when it all changed, my man.
631
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:47,170
2007-- I don't want these.
632
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,110
I used to break up their high school parties.
633
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,140
That was me. I was the big bad wolf.
634
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,000
"Here comes Officer Walsh,
635
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,080
everybody put your cups down and run!"
636
00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:56,160
You should have seen the looks on their dumb faces
637
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,060
when I came through the woods with my big spotlight.
638
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,210
Then I had to stop, I didn't feel like doin' that job anymore
639
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:03,170
and it was a misunderstanding. It's, uh, it's stupid.
640
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:06,050
-Wait, I remember that night. -No. That's impossible.
641
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:07,130
-You're the guy with the big spotlight.
642
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,060
-First of all, let's keep our voices down.
643
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,200
Because water, sound travels differently
644
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,110
than it does, not water.
645
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,200
Sean told me a young man needed counseling.
646
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:17,000
So I pulled him aside to counsel him, okay?
647
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,160
-Okay, but why was your pants down?
648
00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:22,210
-We were in a restroom.
649
00:26:24,090 --> 00:26:26,110
Makes perfect sense.
650
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:30,110
Makes perfect sense to me. And a judge. A state judge.
651
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,000
Give me these. You know what?
652
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,120
Watch this.
653
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,140
Look what I'm doing with my eyes. Watch this.
654
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,020
You see that? You're not even looking at me.
655
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,180
Look what I'm doing with my eyes. Can you do this?
656
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,000
I can see just as far as those are.
657
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,040
-(tapping on mic) -(electronic feedback)
658
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,070
-Hello, attention everyone, up here.
659
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,080
Hello, hi.
660
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:55,030
My name is Max.
661
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,000
I'm co-owner of this ship,
662
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,040
but I also happen to be an old friend of Kiley's.
663
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,020
Now, as some of you know,
664
00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:04,220
Kiley was a founding staff member of the S.S. Party Boat.
665
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:08,040
And that first summer, our original idea was
666
00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:10,180
to just park her at the dock,
667
00:27:10,190 --> 00:27:12,020
use her as a floating bar.
668
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,150
But it was Kiley
669
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,180
who stood up and told us,
670
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,040
something that has moved this business forward ever since.
671
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,000
She said, "A ship is safe in the harbor,
672
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,010
but that's not what ships were built for."
673
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,050
Quickly we found out that she got that
674
00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:31,160
off of a mug at the marina giftshop.
675
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,080
-Wrap it up!
676
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:40,040
-But that is precisely why we love Kiley so much.
677
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,070
Because she knows that pursuing adventure
678
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,110
is much more rewarding than just sitting safely in some harbor.
679
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,230
And she also happens to be
680
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,220
the best damn bartender in all of Lake Everett.
681
00:27:50,230 --> 00:27:52,160
So watch your back, Jonathan!
682
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,190
-(laughter)
683
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,000
-Max: So raise a glass.
684
00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:57,170
(glasses clinking)
685
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,200
To Kiley.
686
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:01,010
-Guests: To Kiley.
687
00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:08,000
-(splashes)
688
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,050
Now, there is one more thing
689
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,000
that Kiley Abigail Miller will not stand for.
690
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,160
And that is a boring party, okay?
691
00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:20,110
It's time to go off the script a bit.
692
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,220
-Off script?
693
00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:24,150
-So put down your cellphones, toss your inhibitions,
694
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,230
'cause it's time to boogie!
695
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,200
-(High Rollers by Photronique playing)
696
00:28:38,030 --> 00:28:42,160
♪ I'm a jet set player yeah I'm doing life right ♪
697
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,210
♪ Rooftop party man them flashing lights bright ♪
698
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:49,200
♪ Big shot talking girl I do it all night ♪
699
00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:52,210
♪ Don't stop win it girl let's get it right ♪
700
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,160
♪ Party in the penthouse Trump Tower ♪
701
00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:58,080
♪ Private jets any hour ♪
702
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,100
♪ Day or week ♪
703
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:04,030
♪ Dripping all them diamonds diamonds platinum ♪
704
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,220
♪ In my earrings so classy ♪
705
00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:12,020
♪ Living like high rollers that one percent ♪
706
00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:14,000
♪ Yeah we do it how we do it ♪
707
00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:15,170
♪ And then we do it again ♪
708
00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:19,140
♪ 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget ♪
709
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:23,060
♪ Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet ♪
710
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,040
♪ 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
711
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,230
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
712
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,160
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
713
00:29:34,170 --> 00:29:39,040
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
714
00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:44,020
♪ Call me Cool Hand Luke ♪
715
00:29:44,030 --> 00:29:46,080
♪ 'Cause man I really can't lose ♪
716
00:29:46,090 --> 00:29:48,150
♪ Party with my people... ♪
717
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,190
-Hicks: Man, they got some fine mamacitas up there!
718
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,190
-I knew it. I knew it. I hate them.
719
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,170
I'm so jealous of the fun that they have.
720
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,150
You know what you do when you're a real cop in a real town?
721
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,090
You arrest people, you put them in handcuffs.
722
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,040
Now look at me.
723
00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,130
There's fish underneath us right now.
724
00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:08,000
Fuckin' fish. I go to work with fish.
725
00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:09,060
-(sighs)
726
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,080
-Hey, what do you bench anyway?
727
00:30:10,090 --> 00:30:11,190
Are you a rep guy or a max guy?
728
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000
-(music continues)
729
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,090
-Out of my way!
730
00:30:18,090 --> 00:30:19,120
-Man: What the hell?
731
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,120
-Ken Doll-looking motherfucker.
732
00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:31,060
Ma'am? Sorry, I just wanted to make sure
733
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:32,080
you didn't need anything.
734
00:30:32,090 --> 00:30:33,220
It can get kind of unsteady out there.
735
00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:35,130
-What I need is fresh air.
736
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:37,130
It's rather pungent upstairs.
737
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:40,100
Like sweat mixed with...failure.
738
00:30:40,110 --> 00:30:44,100
Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to enjoy the view.
739
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,000
-(screams)
740
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,080
-Max! Eomma overboard!
741
00:30:48,090 --> 00:30:50,180
Eomma is overboard!
742
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,040
-(both laughing)
743
00:30:55,130 --> 00:30:57,070
-Oh, wow! -Oh!
744
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,090
When do we get to see your boyfriend's rage face?
745
00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:00,150
Does he even have one?
746
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,000
-Greg's not much of a dancer.
747
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,080
-Well, I'm sure he has plenty of other fun,
748
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:08,040
youthful, carefree qualities.
749
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,070
-(laughs sarcastically)
750
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,130
-Save me, you mofos!
751
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,100
-Don't worry, I got you!
752
00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:15,160
-Wait! No! Don't touch me!
753
00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:16,180
-What?
754
00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:19,130
-Black people can't swim!
755
00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:21,050
-Oh! Oh, damn!
756
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:24,140
-(both laughing)
757
00:31:33,210 --> 00:31:35,210
-We had fun though, didn't we?
758
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,090
-Always.
759
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,160
-Um--
760
00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:42,050
-Is everything okay? Are you sick?
761
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,200
-Uh...
762
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:49,160
Kiley...ever since we were kids,
763
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,200
I've always wanted to tell you--
764
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,230
-Oh, my God, Max. Eomma's in the water.
765
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,020
-What? -Loo--
766
00:31:54,030 --> 00:31:55,060
-Okay, okay, okay.
767
00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:56,150
Just let me say what I was about to say--
768
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,030
-No, go! In the water!
769
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,110
Max, go! Give me the jacket! Just--
770
00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,040
-Sean: Max! Max!
771
00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:08,160
-Calm down. I'm trying to help!
772
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,050
-Hey! I was finally alone with Kiley.
773
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,160
It was the perfect moment!
774
00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,120
What's the matter? You forget how to save old ladies?
775
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,040
-She's racist! -She's not racist.
776
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,130
She's Asian, man! Asians can't be racist.
777
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,030
She's just old. (screaming)
778
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,190
-Eomma: White devil!
779
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,180
-White devil? -White devil!
780
00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:29,140
-She is racist.
781
00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,080
-What the hell is going on down there?
782
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:33,230
-Um, Greg's Eomma fell overboard.
783
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,080
Max went in to save her,
784
00:32:35,090 --> 00:32:37,210
but I don't know why there's so much splashing.
785
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:40,070
-Because she's drowning. Lucky bitch.
786
00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:45,150
-Don't worry, ladies! I got this under control!
787
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,230
BRB.
788
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,070
-(Jonathan laughing)
789
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:54,050
-Is that guy slow or something?
790
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:57,200
-Uh, no. He just lives on Planet Jonathan.
791
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,040
It took me six weeks to train him.
792
00:33:00,050 --> 00:33:02,040
-Oh! Not that asshole too!
793
00:33:02,050 --> 00:33:04,080
-Help! I'm a very poor swimmer!
794
00:33:04,090 --> 00:33:06,040
-What are you doing out here if you can't swim?
795
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,230
-I was trying to impress Kiley's sister!
796
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,110
-What?
797
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,150
-Help!
798
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,140
-I'll save her. You help this idiot.
799
00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:14,120
-Max! Don't let me die! -Max: I got you.
800
00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:17,030
Max! Don't let me die!
801
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,180
-I got you, just stop poking me with your keys.
802
00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:23,000
-What keys?
803
00:33:26,110 --> 00:33:28,050
-Kiley: Oh, my God!
804
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,230
-Nobody panic.
805
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I'm a highly trained aquatic professional.
806
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,200
I am not gonna let you die!
807
00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:45,040
I am not gonna let you die!
808
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,040
-Oh! -Oh!
809
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,050
-(groans and coughs)
810
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,120
-Oh, my God! He's got a boner!
811
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:58,110
-Dude, I was already hard when I started kissing her.
812
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,080
-Woman: Kissing her? -What the hell's going on down here?
813
00:34:00,090 --> 00:34:02,040
Eomma, are you okay?
814
00:34:02,050 --> 00:34:05,070
-Becky: Oh, my God! This shit is going viral!
815
00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:11,160
-We're gonna need a bigger boat.
816
00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:20,040
-You sure you're okay, Eomma?
817
00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:22,040
-I'm fine. Stop fussing over me.
818
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,190
-(softly): Do you still have the ring?
819
00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:30,120
-You gotta be careful with this. I don't trust the black guy.
820
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,220
Now, someone get me some aspirin.
821
00:34:34,230 --> 00:34:37,190
My head is throbbing like that bartender's cock.
822
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,020
Hurry! Oh, jeez.
823
00:34:43,030 --> 00:34:44,090
-Here you go.
824
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,200
Uh-- It's-- Okay.
825
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,010
You know what? Here. Take two.
826
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,020
-Eomma: Ooh.
827
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,020
-Dude, what were you thinking?
828
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,080
Full mast?
829
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,110
So soon?
830
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,230
We don't want to scare Lauren,
831
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,210
we wanna...woo her, all right?
832
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,120
Don't get me wrong...
833
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,140
it was impressive the way you handled that cold water.
834
00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:20,120
You didn't back down for a second.
835
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,020
Look, I know how you can get, right?
836
00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:26,140
You wanna-- you wanna rush in there,
837
00:35:26,150 --> 00:35:28,170
you wanna save the day, we all do, be the hero.
838
00:35:31,090 --> 00:35:34,210
I need you to be patient... and trust me. Okay?
839
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,010
That's all I need.
840
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:39,160
I need you to stand down, soldier.
841
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,130
(sighs)
842
00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:48,070
That a boy. That...a...boy.
843
00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,210
-Bro, you told me you fixed the railing!
844
00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:55,110
-I did! Which railing were you talking about?
845
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,060
-Dude, this shit is awesome!
846
00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:58,160
-You delete that video!
847
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,220
-Freedom of the press, dude!
848
00:35:59,230 --> 00:36:01,020
-Yeah, don't censor her.
849
00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:03,060
-I can't believe I trusted you.
850
00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:04,160
A woman almost died.
851
00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:07,000
And you're uploading the evidence to Instagram?
852
00:36:08,110 --> 00:36:10,040
-Come on, Sean.
853
00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:12,010
Chuckie Walsh has never even heard of Instagram.
854
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:18,010
-These guys are dumber than we thought.
855
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,090
-Yeah. Only three hashtags?
856
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,120
What losers.
857
00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:24,000
-Total losers. What's a hashtag?
858
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,130
-It's-- -I'm talking about the old lady
859
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,080
almost dying.
860
00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:28,090
-Oh.
861
00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:31,230
Why don't we just go in?
862
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,230
-We can't go in, because the old lady has to be dead.
863
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,070
Unfortunately, she didn't die.
864
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,160
-Right.
865
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,140
You're kidding, right?
866
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,220
-Is that a home perm?
867
00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:46,210
I want to get one, but I don't think I have enough hair.
868
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:49,200
-All right, that's it.
869
00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:52,010
I'm getting this party back under control. Give it up.
870
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,060
-Give what up?
871
00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:55,080
-Max. -Sean.
872
00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,090
-Max.
873
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,010
-Sean.
874
00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:13,160
-From now on, we're sticking to the script.
875
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,010
-(dance music playing)
876
00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,110
-(soft jazz music playing)
877
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,020
-It's time to call in the big guns.
878
00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:28,040
-Walsh: What are these guys gonna do next?
879
00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:29,200
Look at this! Nobody's wearing a life-vest.
880
00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:31,010
That's just safety!
881
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,130
-(screaming)
882
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,130
Who among ye be ready to die?
883
00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,160
-'Cause as of this moment...
884
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,080
(cackles)
885
00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:48,170
...we pirates be taking over this boat.
886
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:54,040
-And we be taking you to...Fun Town!
887
00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:56,040
-Ha ha ha! Arrr! -Yes! There they are!
888
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,070
Hey, guys!
889
00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:59,230
-(Kiley gasps)
890
00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,110
Max! Water war?
891
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,070
-Water war!
892
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,120
-(laughs)
893
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,000
-Male pirate: Two teams there be:
894
00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:07,220
Red the color of blood
895
00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:10,040
and blue the color of the sea.
896
00:38:10,050 --> 00:38:12,130
-Female pirate: The rules are simple.
897
00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:15,110
Only head shots count.
898
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,210
-Male pirate: Three headshots, and ye be out!
899
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:22,050
-Female pirate: Where ye is shot, there ye shall fall.
900
00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:26,050
-Male pirate: Last one standing be the winner!
901
00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:28,100
-Female pirate: Are ye ready?
902
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,000
Are ye set!
903
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,160
-Both: Go!
904
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,000
-Ha ha!
905
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Fly, Carmichael, fly!
906
00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:40,120
-(screaming)
907
00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:48,140
-You go right, and I go left.
908
00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:50,010
-I feel like he's right in front of us.
909
00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:53,080
-I know, I just wanted to feel cool.
910
00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:55,070
You know, like an assassin.
911
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,100
-Aww, you're my little assassin.
912
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,120
-(women screaming)
913
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,220
-You guys are on the same team!
914
00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:58,080
♪ ♪
915
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,070
-(gunshot)
916
00:40:59,130 --> 00:41:00,160
-(click)
917
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,200
-(gunshot)
918
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,010
-Why?
919
00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:40,140
Why, Little J? Why was she immune
920
00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:42,060
to all of our fire power?
921
00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:43,210
Both barrels, both guns? (imitating gunfire)
922
00:41:45,090 --> 00:41:47,140
The plot thickens, doesn't it?
923
00:41:47,150 --> 00:41:50,060
Hmmm, Lauren and I are going to have beautiful babies.
924
00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:53,220
So beautiful. Ooh! It kicked!
925
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,080
(chuckles)
926
00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:57,130
-'Cause it's a soccer ball! Get it? It kicked it!
927
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,060
-Murder on the high seas
928
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,110
part of one of your lists, Greggy-boy?
929
00:42:20,010 --> 00:42:22,090
-Oh! Save yourself!
930
00:42:23,150 --> 00:42:25,140
Save yourself, baby!
931
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:27,170
(grunting)
932
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:30,120
I'll always...love you.
933
00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,070
-No!
934
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,020
♪ ♪
935
00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:03,000
-Sorry, Max. But it's my party.
936
00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:06,190
-Just, uh, wait-- Just one second.
937
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:11,050
Just-- You can, but just wait one second.
938
00:43:14,170 --> 00:43:16,000
Jonathan, hit it!
939
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,120
Uh, Jonathan!
940
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,000
Can you hit it?
941
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,150
-On it! I'll hit it!
942
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:37,060
-(music playing) -(Kiley gasps)
943
00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:41,040
-(both singing along) ♪ One, you're like a dream come true ♪
944
00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:44,160
♪ Two, just wanna be with you ♪
945
00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:48,090
♪ Three, girl, it's plain to see ♪
946
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:52,030
♪ That you're the only one for me ♪
947
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,210
♪ Four, repeat steps one through three ♪
948
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:59,100
♪ Five, make you fall in love with me ♪
949
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:04,180
♪ If ever I believe my work is done ♪
950
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,160
♪ Then I'll start back at one ♪
951
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,120
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
952
00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:12,170
♪ So... ♪
953
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,160
-Walsh: All right, where we at now?
954
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:21,040
-Uhh, we peaked at 73 decibels.
955
00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:23,020
And the lake limit is 80.
956
00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:24,140
-Dammit!
957
00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:26,140
The silky, dulcet tones of Brian McKnight
958
00:44:26,150 --> 00:44:27,190
are not getting us there.
959
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,080
-Hey, uh, you don't think you're going off the deep end
960
00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:33,040
a little too much there, Chuck?
961
00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:36,140
-I have not gone nearly deep enough.
962
00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:38,110
-(music continues in distance)
963
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,160
-Jonathan: Max! Dude, yeah. Yeah.
964
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,200
-Yeah! Yeah. -What the hell was that?
965
00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:45,210
How was I supposed to know that was their song?
966
00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:49,120
-Oh, my goodness, that was amazing!
967
00:44:49,130 --> 00:44:51,080
How'd you know that was Greg and I's karaoke song?
968
00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:53,190
-I didn't! I-I thought it was our song!
969
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,040
You remember the eighth grade trip to D.C.
970
00:44:55,050 --> 00:44:56,160
We wore that song out!
971
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,070
-Brian McKnight is Greg's spirit animal.
972
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,220
You're the best!
973
00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:01,030
-You're welcome!
974
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,040
(sighs)
975
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,140
-Dude, that was genius!
976
00:45:05,150 --> 00:45:07,210
-Oh, yeah? -See, I thought you were going rogue with the pirates
977
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:09,190
but a nostalgic watergun fight
978
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,180
moving seamlessly into a romantic dance moment?
979
00:45:12,190 --> 00:45:14,160
That's next level shit!
980
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:16,040
-I like it. Keep it up. -Sure.
981
00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:17,200
-There's no sign of lake patrol. You keep it up.
982
00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:19,090
-Yeah, man, I meant to do it!
983
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,130
-Max! You were so right! That Kiley chick is so cool!
984
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:29,210
I mean, holy shit, her drinks are awesome.
985
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:31,170
She is the Nicki Minaj to your Nickelback.
986
00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:33,040
-Nickelback is misunderstood!
987
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,110
-And I could mix circles around Kiley. -(scoffs)
988
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,200
-I don't know about circles.
989
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,160
In fact...
990
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,230
Ill bet you that you couldn't.
991
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:47,220
-(laughing)
992
00:45:47,230 --> 00:45:50,110
That...was...awesome! That was great!
993
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,040
-(both laugh)
994
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,090
-That was great. -Hey. You.
995
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,210
It was you. All day. Mow-wow-wow.
996
00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:58,080
-Female pirate: Okay, let's get outta here.
997
00:45:58,090 --> 00:46:00,150
-You're not going anywhere, water scum.
998
00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:03,080
Say bye-bye! (grunts)
999
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,040
-Lady! That's a rental! -That's our boat!
1000
00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:08,010
-You thought you could take me out, didn't you?
1001
00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:10,150
-You do know we're party pirates, right?
1002
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,110
We had a bar mitzvah last night.
1003
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,150
My Father was a Kuk Sool master.
1004
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,130
Hand-to-hand combat. Up close and personal.
1005
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,220
-(screams)
1006
00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:23,060
-Everything he learned, he passed on to me.
1007
00:46:23,070 --> 00:46:25,150
Now, back! Back off!
1008
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,010
Get in there! Get in there!
1009
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:29,100
Now!
1010
00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:30,110
Get in there!
1011
00:46:31,170 --> 00:46:35,110
♪ Baby baby baby baby baby ♪
1012
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,230
-That's how I won the war.
1013
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,150
That's right. Took this baby all the way
1014
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,150
-to Vietnam. -(clears throat)
1015
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,150
-What?
1016
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,040
-(Jonathan singing)
1017
00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:47,200
-What?
1018
00:46:47,210 --> 00:46:49,130
-You wanna bang Jonathan.
1019
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,040
-Supersoaker? I don't think so.
1020
00:46:53,090 --> 00:46:55,190
-Come on. That's why I brought you here.
1021
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,210
-How long has it been? -It's...forever.
1022
00:46:57,230 --> 00:46:59,050
It's been forever.
1023
00:46:59,070 --> 00:47:01,100
-Yeah, exactly. (clicking tongue)
1024
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:04,120
♪ On my boat pourin' drinks for ladies... ♪
1025
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:07,020
-My ex-husband left me for methmouth.
1026
00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:08,060
-So what?
1027
00:47:08,070 --> 00:47:10,140
-So, clearly, having sex with me
1028
00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:12,050
is like riding a rusty Ferris wheel.
1029
00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:17,080
-So let him scrape off some rust and lube you up!
1030
00:47:17,090 --> 00:47:19,100
-Excuse me, princess. But I need to steal the guest of honor
1031
00:47:19,110 --> 00:47:21,040
to help me settle a bet. Okay?
1032
00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:30,160
-What the hell is he doin' now?
1033
00:47:33,090 --> 00:47:35,150
-Are you even-- -Hicks: I can't see. I don't have binoculars.
1034
00:47:38,210 --> 00:47:40,120
-(guests cheering)
1035
00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:43,040
-Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls!
1036
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:45,110
It's time to settle this one once and for all.
1037
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,190
Who is the best party boat bartender
1038
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,210
on all of Lake Everett? Now here are the rules.
1039
00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:52,080
You'll be making three drinks...
1040
00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:55,200
in three different rounds.
1041
00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,080
The best two out of three drinks
1042
00:47:57,090 --> 00:47:58,190
will win the entire competition.
1043
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,030
-Too easy.
1044
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,010
-Total cakewalk. -Who's the judge?
1045
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,210
-Drink number one: Your very best rum cocktail.
1046
00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:13,210
-Ooh!
1047
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:15,170
-You only have one minute for each round.
1048
00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:17,000
Your time...
1049
00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:18,180
starts...
1050
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,080
(whispering): now.
1051
00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:24,060
-(guests cheering)
1052
00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:26,230
-Max: All right, flexing is not part of the competition. Okay?
1053
00:48:29,010 --> 00:48:30,210
All right, there she goes.
1054
00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:32,160
Looks like she's going for something modern
1055
00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:34,040
and sophisticated.
1056
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,100
Meanwhile, Jonathan is just smashing citrus fruits.
1057
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,060
Whoa! Behind the back!
1058
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,120
Nice move from Jonathan. He actually caught it.
1059
00:48:41,130 --> 00:48:43,040
Shake that shaker, girl!
1060
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,200
Are you ready for Kiley or are you ready for Jonathan!
1061
00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:47,230
-Sean's taking all bets! -(guests chanting "Kiley")
1062
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,120
-Who do you got? Who do you got?
1063
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:50,220
Something's coming together,
1064
00:48:50,230 --> 00:48:52,180
looks like a fruity daiquiri of some kind.
1065
00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:54,040
All right, all right, here we go!
1066
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,080
And time! Time! Time!
1067
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,140
Stop. Stop. Back away, missy!
1068
00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:59,230
Back away.
1069
00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:01,190
Lauren?
1070
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,160
-I call it "Girls, We Rum the World."
1071
00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:06,080
-(chuckles) -Woman: Yeah, ladies!
1072
00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:09,150
-(slurps)
1073
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,050
-(guests applauding) -Lauren: Very nice.
1074
00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:17,120
-I call that the "Crooked Cock and Hairy Balls."
1075
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,140
-(guests laughing)
1076
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,170
-(Lauren clears throat)
1077
00:49:26,090 --> 00:49:28,070
-Max: Okay. Yeah. -Just--
1078
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,070
Yeah. I'm just gonna call this one. Winner!
1079
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,200
-Woman: Whoo! -What?
1080
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,080
-Woman: Go, Kiley!
1081
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,000
-All right, round numero dos.
1082
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,050
Let's keep it easy.
1083
00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:42,120
-Shots. -Greg: You can do it, sweetie.
1084
00:49:42,130 --> 00:49:44,060
-Thanks, babe.
1085
00:49:44,070 --> 00:49:45,060
-Max: Ready?
1086
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,080
Go.
1087
00:49:48,190 --> 00:49:50,170
Oh, God, Jonathan, what are you doing?
1088
00:49:50,180 --> 00:49:52,100
-Uh, could you pass me that gin?
1089
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,000
-That's not a health code violation, ladies!
1090
00:49:58,010 --> 00:49:59,160
He's been tested!
1091
00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:05,190
That's a health code violation!
1092
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,120
All right, looks like they're almost done.
1093
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,080
Who likes shots? You like shots?
1094
00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:11,090
You like shots. You like shots. You like shots.
1095
00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:13,120
You get a shot. And you get a shot.
1096
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,200
And you get a shot.
1097
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,180
All right, Kiley's just finishing up.
1098
00:50:16,190 --> 00:50:18,230
Here comes-- It's getting right down to the wire.
1099
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,220
Jonathan better hurry up.
1100
00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:24,050
Five, four, three... (chuckles)
1101
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:26,050
two, one, time! Time. Time. Time.
1102
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:27,080
-(buzzer sounds)
1103
00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:29,230
Whoo!
1104
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,030
Shots.
1105
00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:33,190
-This is a "Dirty Harry."
1106
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,030
Do you feel lucky? Bitch?
1107
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,040
-Uh, it's definitely dirty.
1108
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,040
-All right, well,
1109
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,220
in honor of my Dr. Greg,
1110
00:50:54,230 --> 00:50:58,000
who's thrown such a wonderful party,
1111
00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:59,120
please enjoy some "Novocaine."
1112
00:51:07,050 --> 00:51:08,040
What?
1113
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,070
Impossible.
1114
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,220
Mmm. Oh, God, gross.
1115
00:51:13,230 --> 00:51:17,010
Greg, I told you to give me gin, not vodka.
1116
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,080
-I-I'm sorry.
1117
00:51:18,090 --> 00:51:20,040
-Never trust an orthodontist!
1118
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,010
Jonathan takes round two.
1119
00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:26,080
And now, for the final and most important round.
1120
00:51:29,050 --> 00:51:30,200
Bartender's choice.
1121
00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:32,170
You have one minute...
1122
00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,080
to prepare...
1123
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,230
any drink you want.
1124
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000
And the clock...starts now.
1125
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,070
-(guests cheering)
1126
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,190
-Max: It all comes down to this, party people!
1127
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,230
The master versus the moron!
1128
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,210
Will Kiley keep her title?
1129
00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:51,040
Will Jonathan remember to keep his shorts on?
1130
00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:52,140
It's anybody's game!
1131
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,080
Oh, oh, he's walking away! He's walking away!
1132
00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:58,090
Oh! He's comin back! Here he comes!
1133
00:51:59,130 --> 00:52:01,140
Oh, he's got nothing on her!
1134
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,220
Three, two, one!
1135
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,100
Hands up. Drinks down.
1136
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,170
All right.
1137
00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:11,000
-Kiley: This, I call a "Quarter-Life Crisis."
1138
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,080
Something we all know a thing or two about.
1139
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,120
-Oh, shit. That's good, girl.
1140
00:52:19,230 --> 00:52:21,200
-Uh-huh, whatever.
1141
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,070
Who needs good when you have...
1142
00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:26,100
the "Dwayne Johnson."
1143
00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:28,090
Strong as hell, but everybody thinks it's over-rated.
1144
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:29,130
But they're wrong.
1145
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:35,190
-Max: Survey says...
1146
00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:39,220
-Jonathan: Oh, yes, there you went!
1147
00:52:39,230 --> 00:52:42,100
Ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba.
1148
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,180
-That means that the winner and still
1149
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,130
reigning champion of the Lake Everett
1150
00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:53,210
party boat bartender extravaganza is...
1151
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,110
The Kileynator! Yeah!
1152
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,180
-Jonathan: Are you kidding me? Max!
1153
00:53:00,190 --> 00:53:03,000
-Yes! Yes! -Max: Whoo!
1154
00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:05,120
-Woman: Whoo! -Wow!
1155
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:08,120
-Dude, that was so much fun. -Mm.
1156
00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:11,110
So...what do I win?
1157
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,110
-Oh. Well, I do have one more surprise for you.
1158
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,010
-Follow me. -Of course you do.
1159
00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:19,100
I'll be right back, babe.
1160
00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,130
-Let's go.
1161
00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:21,220
That was amazing. Whoo!
1162
00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:23,210
-That was good.
1163
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:26,170
She's still got it. (chuckles)
1164
00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:30,090
-I think I need to move this proposal up.
1165
00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:33,080
-Sure thing. When? -To now.
1166
00:53:34,230 --> 00:53:37,130
-Okay, uh, I just need to cue up a few-- -No, no, no, sorry.
1167
00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:38,230
Let me put this another way.
1168
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,110
If you don't get Max under control
1169
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,140
and you don't pull this proposal off without a hitch,
1170
00:53:42,150 --> 00:53:44,080
I'm not paying for any of this. You understand?
1171
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,010
-Yeah.
1172
00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:51,110
-This way, right this way. -What are--
1173
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,060
-My birthday surprise is a trip to the storage room?
1174
00:53:54,070 --> 00:53:56,110
-Not exactly, I gotta find it. Just, uh--
1175
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,120
-Oh, my God,
1176
00:53:58,130 --> 00:54:00,010
you still have this old thing?
1177
00:54:00,010 --> 00:54:02,160
-Oh, yeah. I love this hoodie!
1178
00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:04,130
-Whatever happened to my red hoodie?
1179
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:08,010
-Currently, it is being worn by a mechanical large-mouthed bass
1180
00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:09,130
-at the bottom of the lake. -Oh.
1181
00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:12,040
-Now I'm jealous of a cozy, singing fish.
1182
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,230
-Spotlight good? -Greg: Sean,
1183
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,070
I can't find Kiley anywhere.
1184
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,000
-Hey, everything is all good. I got it set.
1185
00:54:18,010 --> 00:54:19,210
-We're ready to go-- -No. I need to find her now.
1186
00:54:19,230 --> 00:54:21,120
-Let's go. -Okay.
1187
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,190
-Whoa! (gasps)
1188
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,030
Do you remember this?
1189
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,180
-Diver Dan.
1190
00:54:28,190 --> 00:54:30,070
Came out of retirement at his own party
1191
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,070
to jump in the lake and save that entire family.
1192
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,010
-Oh, what a legend. -Yeah.
1193
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,010
-(laughing)
1194
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:42,190
Hey.
1195
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,230
-The nurses! The spring fling, right?
1196
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,010
-Yeah! By the end of the night,
1197
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,120
they were giving each other IV drips.
1198
00:54:47,130 --> 00:54:49,220
-That's not all they were giving each other. -(laughs)
1199
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,020
Ah-hah! I found it!
1200
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,200
-What?
1201
00:54:53,210 --> 00:54:54,200
-This.
1202
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,200
-What is this?
1203
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,160
-This is the flower that I gave you
1204
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,120
the night of your last party ever on the boat.
1205
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,080
-Senior's last dance!
1206
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,230
-Yes! Yeah. -I remember you gave it to me at the bar!
1207
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,120
-Yeah.
1208
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,200
-Why do you still have this?
1209
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,200
-Just needed a memento.
1210
00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:16,060
-Of a high school graduation party?
1211
00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:19,210
-Of the night...that I knew...
1212
00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,210
-That you knew what?
1213
00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:24,030
-That I knew that-- -(door opens)
1214
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,080
-There you are. I've been looking for you!
1215
00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:29,160
-Uh, Max was helping me find my bartending prize.
1216
00:55:29,170 --> 00:55:32,080
-Yep! And we're still looking for it so--
1217
00:55:32,090 --> 00:55:33,160
-Could you come back to the deck, baby?
1218
00:55:33,170 --> 00:55:35,040
There's something I wanna show you.
1219
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,130
-More surprises! -Well...
1220
00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:39,070
it's a surprise in that it's something
1221
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,130
I've meticulously planned for months,
1222
00:55:41,150 --> 00:55:43,030
preparing for every contingency,
1223
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,080
leaving no room for unplanned results.
1224
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,140
-So, yeah! Sure! -Cool.
1225
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,230
-Get out of my way. -I can't have you messing up the program.
1226
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,190
-And I can't have Kiley marrying that jackass.
1227
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,060
-I know you love her.
1228
00:56:00,070 --> 00:56:02,070
I know you've loved her since forever,
1229
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,020
but stopping him from what he's about to do right now
1230
00:56:04,030 --> 00:56:05,050
is not the right move, man.
1231
00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:06,140
-Oh, what.
1232
00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:08,000
It's all about money, I'm assuming, huh?
1233
00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:09,140
-Oh, you mean that thing we have none of
1234
00:56:09,150 --> 00:56:11,020
because every time we leave the marina,
1235
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,060
you find a way to get us fined.
1236
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,080
-Money is your thing!
1237
00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:15,170
So you deal with it.
1238
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,110
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1239
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,170
Sean! Come on! What are you doing?
1240
00:56:24,190 --> 00:56:25,210
-Sean: I'm dealing with it!
1241
00:56:25,230 --> 00:56:27,120
-First mates forever?
1242
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,080
-(door knob rattles)
1243
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,220
-(sighs)
1244
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,230
I'm sorry.
1245
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,220
I screwed everything up. I thought my,
1246
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:42,040
my bartending prowess could get the job done.
1247
00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:46,070
I needed your energy up there.
1248
00:56:47,150 --> 00:56:48,190
Your spark.
1249
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:51,220
Okay,
1250
00:56:51,230 --> 00:56:54,040
let's keep it together, man, okay?
1251
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,200
If we dig deep and work as a team,
1252
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,020
we can find a way to get Lauren's heart racing.
1253
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,080
I have an idea.
1254
00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:05,120
Follow me.
1255
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,190
-Tough loss.
1256
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,200
-Mmm, I threw it on purpose.
1257
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,160
Made a bet with Max that I'd win.
1258
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,060
Mm.
1259
00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:23,230
Come on. I want to show you something.
1260
00:57:25,090 --> 00:57:26,110
-Okay.
1261
00:57:28,150 --> 00:57:31,030
-In Korea, this is called jug-eum-ui chum...
1262
00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:34,080
the Dance of Death.
1263
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,080
Throughout his entire life, my father was undefeated
1264
00:57:37,090 --> 00:57:39,200
and tonight, I will continue his legacy.
1265
00:57:42,230 --> 00:57:46,190
Aaaaaah!
1266
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,050
(grunts)
1267
00:57:48,070 --> 00:57:49,120
Now you.
1268
00:57:51,230 --> 00:57:54,000
-Stupid slow finger.
1269
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,150
Man, this is the bullshit I'm talking about.
1270
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:00,160
(breathing deeply)
1271
00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:05,180
♪ A tisket a tasket a green and yellow basket ♪
1272
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:07,080
-Pathetic!
1273
00:58:07,090 --> 00:58:10,050
-Father, guide my hand.
1274
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,030
-(guests cheering)
1275
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:25,120
-Who is the victor? -Crowd: Eomma!
1276
00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:26,200
-Who is the victor? -Crowd: Eomma!
1277
00:58:26,210 --> 00:58:29,030
-Who is the victor? -Crowd: Eomma!
1278
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,160
-Both: Oh! -Oh!
1279
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,200
-Crowd: Oh!
1280
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,200
-Eternal shame!
1281
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,160
(screaming)
1282
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,210
-Greg: Can I get everybody up on the main deck please.
1283
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:48,040
-You're going through some heavy stuff right now, aren't you? -Yes.
1284
00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:51,020
-Divorce. Heartbreak. Self-loathing. -Yes.
1285
00:58:51,030 --> 00:58:53,170
-Mmm. Colors are muted, food has no taste. -Yes!
1286
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:55,060
-What do you need, Lauren?
1287
00:58:55,070 --> 00:58:56,080
-I need--
1288
00:58:56,090 --> 00:58:57,170
-What do you need?
1289
00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:59,120
-I need...
1290
00:59:01,010 --> 00:59:04,060
-that Dwayne Johnson. -Hmm.
1291
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,190
-Testing. Testing. Testing, one, two, three.
1292
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,110
K-I-L-E-Y.
1293
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,030
L-O-V-E.
1294
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,200
Y-O-U.
1295
00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:18,190
Lights!
1296
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,120
-(soft jazz music playing)
1297
00:59:23,070 --> 00:59:25,200
-Good evening, everybody.
1298
00:59:25,210 --> 00:59:28,200
I'm up here because I have something very important to say.
1299
00:59:28,210 --> 00:59:29,200
So here goes.
1300
00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:32,020
-(grunts)
1301
00:59:33,030 --> 00:59:34,140
Oh! Ah!
1302
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:39,040
-Lauren: Okay, okay.
1303
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,090
-Kiley...
1304
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,210
you are the center of my universe.
1305
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:47,020
You're the light...
1306
00:59:48,070 --> 00:59:50,040
that illuminates my life.
1307
00:59:50,050 --> 00:59:53,040
-(panting)
1308
00:59:53,050 --> 00:59:57,040
Well, it's a good thing I am one negligent bastard.
1309
01:00:08,190 --> 01:00:10,000
-Oh, yeah.
1310
01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:13,040
-(grunting)
1311
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,030
-Walsh: What the hell is he doing?
1312
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,040
-I remember the first day that we met.
1313
01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:24,080
I saw you from across the room.
1314
01:00:24,090 --> 01:00:27,000
You threw your head back, and you started to laugh.
1315
01:00:29,010 --> 01:00:31,160
It was the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.
1316
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,000
-Crowd: Aww. -Aww.
1317
01:00:34,010 --> 01:00:35,150
-I knew from that instant that my life
1318
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:36,230
would never be the same.
1319
01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:40,140
But here's the thing:
1320
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,200
If you all know Kiley,
1321
01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:44,070
you know what her favorite show is, right?
1322
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,120
-Crowd: So You Think You Can Dance!
1323
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,220
-So You Think You Can Dance!
1324
01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:50,100
-Jonathan: Okay. All right. -Lauren: Come on! Come on.
1325
01:00:50,110 --> 01:00:51,210
-She never misses an episode,
1326
01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,130
which means,
1327
01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:56,200
for better or worse, I never miss an episode.
1328
01:00:56,210 --> 01:00:58,190
-(laughing)
1329
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,150
-So a few months back...
1330
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,040
I was thinking how can I make tonight extra special.
1331
01:01:05,130 --> 01:01:07,000
-And so... -No.
1332
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,180
-Yes! -No. Really?
1333
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,040
(gasps)
1334
01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:13,040
-Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! -Okay. Okay.
1335
01:01:13,050 --> 01:01:14,230
-Come on up here, guys!
1336
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1337
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,110
-Oh, God! This is incredible.
1338
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,000
-(snaps fingers) Hit the music, Sean.
1339
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,040
-(music playing)
1340
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:28,110
-(guests cheering)
1341
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,230
♪ Jump left right up and down ♪
1342
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,100
♪ Left right up and down ♪
1343
01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:35,140
-Ha!
1344
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,020
-Oh!
1345
01:01:38,030 --> 01:01:40,130
-This is gonna be fun. (grunting)
1346
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:42,150
♪ Left right up and down stop ♪
1347
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,180
♪ Show me something... ♪
1348
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,200
-What the hell's gotten into you?
1349
01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:50,000
-Aspirin. -Oh, no!
1350
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,170
Greg's mom! Those weren't aspirin.
1351
01:01:52,190 --> 01:01:54,170
-Sweet dreams, boy band.
1352
01:01:54,190 --> 01:01:56,200
-Oh! Ah!
1353
01:01:56,210 --> 01:01:59,050
-Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
1354
01:01:59,070 --> 01:02:02,080
-(music continues)
1355
01:02:04,230 --> 01:02:07,070
-(grunting and panting)
1356
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,160
-Oh!
1357
01:02:08,180 --> 01:02:10,180
♪ Jump left right up and down ♪
1358
01:02:10,190 --> 01:02:12,170
♪ Left right up and down ♪
1359
01:02:12,180 --> 01:02:15,040
♪ Left right up and down ♪
1360
01:02:15,050 --> 01:02:16,170
♪ Left right up and down... ♪
1361
01:02:16,180 --> 01:02:20,060
-(screaming)
1362
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:23,010
-Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! -(Lauren screaming)
1363
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:25,020
♪ Stop show me something ♪
1364
01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:27,000
-(grunting)
1365
01:02:28,170 --> 01:02:29,180
(screaming)
1366
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,040
-(music continues)
1367
01:02:37,130 --> 01:02:39,120
-(grunting)
1368
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,080
-(guests cheering)
1369
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:50,080
-Lauren: Oh, my God! Oh!
1370
01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:04,040
-Shhh! -(Eomma grunts)
1371
01:03:04,050 --> 01:03:06,050
-Make sure you drink a lot of water tomorrow, okay?
1372
01:03:06,060 --> 01:03:07,180
You won't remember a thing.
1373
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:14,050
-(screaming)
1374
01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:16,000
-(music continues)
1375
01:03:29,150 --> 01:03:30,190
-Ah!
1376
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,200
-Guests: Oh! -Kiley: Greg!
1377
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,150
-Oh! Oh, my God. -Greg: Ah!
1378
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,160
-Kiley: Oh! -Greg: I'm okay. I'm okay.
1379
01:03:35,170 --> 01:03:37,010
(grunting)
1380
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,110
Good dancing, guys.
1381
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,130
Okay, now...
1382
01:03:40,140 --> 01:03:41,140
now for the main event.
1383
01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,010
-No--
1384
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:46,020
-Eomma! Eomma, could you join us on the dance floor?
1385
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:47,110
-Greg, You need to go to a hospital.
1386
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:52,010
-What I need...is Eomma to be on the mark!
1387
01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:53,050
Screw it.
1388
01:03:54,210 --> 01:03:57,000
-I'm fine. Aah! Oh!
1389
01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:02,160
Kiley...Abigail Miller...
1390
01:04:04,070 --> 01:04:05,080
will you marry me?
1391
01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:07,140
Please?
1392
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:09,150
Will you marry me?
1393
01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:15,140
-I-- (stammers)
1394
01:04:16,180 --> 01:04:18,020
I'm sorry.
1395
01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:23,030
I'm sorry.
1396
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,120
-Hey! Oh, you okay?
1397
01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:45,120
-What the hell was that? -W-W--
1398
01:04:45,130 --> 01:04:47,110
-You just threw a buoy at my boyfriend!
1399
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,040
-First of all, it's not called a buoy, it's called a fender.
1400
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:53,180
But what the hell was that though? Right?
1401
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,070
-I just thought it was a birthday dance.
1402
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,090
I had no idea he was gonna propose.
1403
01:04:57,100 --> 01:04:59,120
-Well, it's okay. You did the right thing.
1404
01:04:59,130 --> 01:05:01,140
-I just need time...to think.
1405
01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:06,000
It's weird being back on this boat with you and Sean.
1406
01:05:06,010 --> 01:05:08,210
-Good weird though...right?
1407
01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:09,230
-I don't know.
1408
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,210
I guess. Yeah.
1409
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:20,060
-So...my whole life I've had this idea of the perfect moment.
1410
01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:24,190
But now, I think that maybe,
1411
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,010
you know, sometimes you just got to take a leap of faith.
1412
01:05:27,030 --> 01:05:29,000
-So... -So I should marry Greg?
1413
01:05:29,010 --> 01:05:30,230
-No, I mean that I need to take a leap of faith.
1414
01:05:32,190 --> 01:05:33,230
Because I love you.
1415
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,010
-Yeah, I love you too.
1416
01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:42,150
-No, I mean... I'm in love with you.
1417
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,200
-Shit!
1418
01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:50,090
-I know. (chuckles)
1419
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,100
-You know, you could not have picked
1420
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,060
a shittier time to dump this on me.
1421
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,040
-Oh, hey. Hey, hey, hey, come on.
1422
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,160
It could be you and me. Like it always was.
1423
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,090
Just having fun. Living in the moment,
1424
01:06:03,110 --> 01:06:05,160
partying on the boat all the time.
1425
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,150
It's just that now, there would be...
1426
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,030
a little kissing thrown in.
1427
01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:14,100
-Come on, Max.
1428
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,220
-Lauren: That was...
1429
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:22,230
-Yeah! It really was.
1430
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,040
-I only hit my head like a thousand times.
1431
01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:26,140
-I only pulled my groin twice!
1432
01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:29,220
-(both laugh)
1433
01:06:31,230 --> 01:06:33,070
-You wanna know something?
1434
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,120
-What?
1435
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,140
-I knew from the second I saw you
1436
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:42,130
that we had the most... amazing connection.
1437
01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:46,200
-Shut up. -No, I'm serious.
1438
01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:48,210
You wanna know how serious I am?
1439
01:06:48,230 --> 01:06:50,120
When I saw Max,
1440
01:06:50,130 --> 01:06:53,160
I bet him twenty bucks we'd get together.
1441
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,230
-What? -Yeah.
1442
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,150
Which is something we do, uh, but normally, I don't win,
1443
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,200
or I do win, but I can never provide proof.
1444
01:07:02,210 --> 01:07:04,120
-I can't believe this.
1445
01:07:04,130 --> 01:07:07,070
-No, no, no. I-I'm saying I-I normally lose the bet,
1446
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:08,140
b-but I saw my soulmate
1447
01:07:08,150 --> 01:07:10,040
and when you have a soulmate, you can't lose!
1448
01:07:10,050 --> 01:07:12,110
I'm making this worse, aren't I?
1449
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,180
-Actually...
1450
01:07:15,130 --> 01:07:17,170
no.
1451
01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:19,200
I've never been the subject of a sex bet.
1452
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:24,080
It feels awesome.
1453
01:07:32,030 --> 01:07:34,000
-I don't want you to worry about a thing, Greg.
1454
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,030
I'm gonna get us back to the marina. Okay?
1455
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,000
-What's the point?
1456
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,100
Just throw me overboard.
1457
01:07:39,110 --> 01:07:41,220
-Hey, Sean-- -No-- I need you to take this
1458
01:07:41,230 --> 01:07:43,210
and, uh, get some ice for Dr. Kim's leg. Okay?
1459
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:45,040
-But, Sean-- -Why aren't we moving?
1460
01:07:45,050 --> 01:07:46,120
-That's what I'm trying to tell you.
1461
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:48,040
I think we ran out of gas.
1462
01:07:48,050 --> 01:07:49,230
-What? -Woman: Did he just say we're out--
1463
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,110
-Go get the ice.
1464
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,130
-Um, look, you relax this leg.
1465
01:07:53,140 --> 01:07:55,210
Excuse me for one second. I'll be right back.
1466
01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:57,040
-Man: Are we stranded?
1467
01:07:57,050 --> 01:07:58,160
-(guests murmuring)
1468
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,020
-(Eomma crying)
1469
01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:15,010
-Eomma? Are you okay?
1470
01:08:15,030 --> 01:08:18,040
-I-I lost the Dance of Death
1471
01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:23,040
and was defeated in battle by a pasty manchild.
1472
01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:26,150
My father is looking down on me with shame.
1473
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:30,040
-Hey, you can't let his approval run your life.
1474
01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:33,130
-Look...
1475
01:08:34,130 --> 01:08:35,130
Eight years ago...
1476
01:08:36,170 --> 01:08:38,110
I told my father that I like women,
1477
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,160
and he totally freaked out.
1478
01:08:41,170 --> 01:08:44,120
And then fortunately, I haven't spoken to him since.
1479
01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:47,220
But that's on him and not me.
1480
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:49,230
Understand?
1481
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,030
-I think I do.
1482
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,050
Thank you.
1483
01:08:56,010 --> 01:08:58,000
-You're welcome.
1484
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,190
Can I help you...
1485
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:01,000
get out of this?
1486
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:09,200
-Max: Hey! There you are!
1487
01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:11,160
Guess what? I finally told-- Whoa!
1488
01:09:11,170 --> 01:09:13,130
-Hey! What is-- -Come on.
1489
01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:15,010
-Hey, What's up?
1490
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,070
-You said you filled the gas!
1491
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,130
-Ha! I say a lot of things.
1492
01:09:18,140 --> 01:09:20,010
-We're stranded out here.
1493
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:22,160
And if I call lake patrol, we're totally screwed.
1494
01:09:22,170 --> 01:09:24,090
-Lake patrol, really?
1495
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,140
You're still afraid of those guys?
1496
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,050
You've been letting Walsh push you around
1497
01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:29,080
-ever since high school. -They're not pushing me around, Max!
1498
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:31,040
They're trying to kick us off this lake!
1499
01:09:31,050 --> 01:09:33,190
That's our business. The one that you have again
1500
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,040
put yourself ahead of.
1501
01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:36,200
You've compromised everything we ever worked for.
1502
01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:39,030
-We can find more money. -No, we can't! There's no more money!
1503
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,020
-Have I ever let you down before? -Yes!
1504
01:09:41,030 --> 01:09:42,070
-Fair enough!
1505
01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:46,140
-There is no way that Greg is gonna pay for this party
1506
01:09:46,150 --> 01:09:48,000
after you just ruined his proposal.
1507
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:52,060
You know what?
1508
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:55,060
We're done.
1509
01:09:56,220 --> 01:09:58,190
-What, you don't want to be partners anymore?
1510
01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,000
-I don't know if I even want to be your friend.
1511
01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:12,100
-Oh!
1512
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:17,080
-(scraping and thudding)
1513
01:10:17,090 --> 01:10:18,130
-You hear that?
1514
01:10:18,150 --> 01:10:20,080
-(scraping and thudding continues)
1515
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:21,160
-Wait, what the hell is that.
1516
01:10:22,190 --> 01:10:24,200
-Woman: Is Greg about to jump?
1517
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,100
-Greg, what the hell are you doing?
1518
01:10:31,110 --> 01:10:33,070
-Greg: Leave me alone, Max!
1519
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:36,030
-And there it is. Someone's finally going to die.
1520
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,010
-Just...go get Kiley.
1521
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,160
Greg?
1522
01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:51,000
Why don't you just come back to the party, man?
1523
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,090
You know? Show us some more of those cool dance moves.
1524
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,160
-I think I broke my ankle.
1525
01:10:59,150 --> 01:11:00,200
Yeah, um...
1526
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,120
Listen, man, about that. I'm really sorry. Okay?
1527
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:07,140
I just-- I got really... carried away.
1528
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,000
-Yeah, so did I.
1529
01:11:12,190 --> 01:11:14,080
I don't know what I was thinking.
1530
01:11:14,090 --> 01:11:16,220
-Well, you were thinking about sweeping her off her feet, man.
1531
01:11:18,230 --> 01:11:21,130
It's a poor choice of words. I'm sorry. I--
1532
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:22,220
-Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait!
1533
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,160
-Hey. Uh. Yeah. Quick question.
1534
01:11:25,170 --> 01:11:27,020
Why aren't we movin'?
1535
01:11:27,030 --> 01:11:28,220
I was actually just reading some of your Yelp reviews,
1536
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,060
and apparently you guys are pretty...
1537
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,000
-Kiley? -...well known for running out of gas.
1538
01:11:32,010 --> 01:11:33,220
-Kiley? Kiley?
1539
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,210
-Yeah. Okay. Good talk.
1540
01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:37,040
-Whats up? -Greg's up front,
1541
01:11:37,050 --> 01:11:38,150
-says he's gonna jump. -Shit!
1542
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,200
Greg doesn't know how to swim.
1543
01:11:41,010 --> 01:11:42,090
-I'm telling everyone
1544
01:11:42,110 --> 01:11:44,120
you guys are irresponsible and incompetent.
1545
01:11:44,130 --> 01:11:46,000
-Yeah, why haven't you called for help?
1546
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,080
-Fine, you know what? What's the point.
1547
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,060
Everyone hold tight while I call lake patrol.
1548
01:11:55,220 --> 01:11:58,110
-Greg. Greg, what are you doing?
1549
01:12:00,010 --> 01:12:04,000
I'm sorry, I couldn't say...yes to your proposal
1550
01:12:04,010 --> 01:12:05,230
in front of all those people.
1551
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,160
-You were never going to say yes.
1552
01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:12,040
I clean teeth, and I wear seersucker.
1553
01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:14,000
-Yeah, but you were rockin' it, man!
1554
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:27,030
-Lake patrol, this is S.S. Party Boat. Come in, over.
1555
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:28,220
Well, well, well. Let me guess,
1556
01:12:28,230 --> 01:12:31,200
that menace of a ship of yours ran out of gas,
1557
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:33,080
you've got a passenger that's about
1558
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,080
to commit harakari off the bow,
1559
01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:37,200
and you're on this radio to beg for mercy.
1560
01:12:37,210 --> 01:12:39,010
Well, guess what?
1561
01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:41,190
You're not getting any mercy, Meadows.
1562
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,000
No. Say the word.
1563
01:12:44,010 --> 01:12:46,030
I want to hear you say the word,
1564
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:50,000
and we can call this off once and for all.
1565
01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:51,050
Over.
1566
01:12:54,050 --> 01:12:56,010
-I just wanted to say that
1567
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:59,040
your people have the most beautiful skin.
1568
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:04,160
And you are a wonderful, wonderful swimmer.
1569
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,160
-Uhh, you okay?
1570
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,080
-Flyin' high.
1571
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,120
-(chuckles)
1572
01:13:18,090 --> 01:13:19,090
-(chuckles)
1573
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,180
Mayday.
1574
01:13:25,190 --> 01:13:26,210
-Greg.
1575
01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:28,230
Baby, just come down.
1576
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Okay? We'll go to shore.
1577
01:13:32,010 --> 01:13:35,000
We'll get your leg fixed, and we will talk about this.
1578
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:37,010
-You know, I always thought
1579
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,170
Max didn't like me because I'm an orthodontist.
1580
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:43,070
Tonight I realized it didn't have anything to do with me.
1581
01:13:44,130 --> 01:13:47,070
It was always about you.
1582
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:50,020
I'm allergic to dogs, and I clean retainers.
1583
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,040
I thought I could dance, but...
1584
01:13:54,220 --> 01:13:55,230
Now I know.
1585
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,190
Oh, what's the point.
1586
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:59,080
-Whoa, whoa! Hey! -Whoa! Hey, man!
1587
01:13:59,090 --> 01:14:01,030
Hey! Greg, We got you
1588
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:04,060
a lifetime supply of Allegra at Costco.
1589
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,180
You make people's smiles straighter.
1590
01:14:08,190 --> 01:14:11,010
Without you, I would have never opened the shelter.
1591
01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:13,180
You force me to believe in myself.
1592
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,200
-Max: Greg...
1593
01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:21,020
it's Max again.
1594
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:26,000
Uhm, I've known Kiley since fourth grade
1595
01:14:26,010 --> 01:14:29,120
and you've known her, what, two years?
1596
01:14:29,130 --> 01:14:31,140
So, that kind of makes you a Kiley novice.
1597
01:14:31,150 --> 01:14:34,160
-Shut up, Max! -No, no, no, I-I got this.
1598
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,200
Trust me.
1599
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:41,090
Greg, listen to me, you two left-footed
1600
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,120
son of a bitch.
1601
01:14:42,130 --> 01:14:44,120
She loves you.
1602
01:14:44,130 --> 01:14:45,230
-No, she doesn't.
1603
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,020
-Yes, she does.
1604
01:14:48,030 --> 01:14:49,110
Just tell him.
1605
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,000
Come on, Kiley.
1606
01:14:53,210 --> 01:14:55,090
Just take the plunge.
1607
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,210
Oh, no, no, no, no. Not--
1608
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,080
Not you!
1609
01:15:02,050 --> 01:15:04,020
(softly): Jesus, this guy's so literal.
1610
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,000
Hey,
1611
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,080
you know what you have to do.
1612
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,210
You can't be afraid to move forward.
1613
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,010
I love you,
1614
01:15:14,020 --> 01:15:15,070
but so does he.
1615
01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:18,120
And I know that you love him.
1616
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,110
You can do this.
1617
01:15:37,110 --> 01:15:39,080
♪ ♪
1618
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,160
Gregory Hampton Kim...
1619
01:15:55,140 --> 01:15:56,190
will you marry me?
1620
01:16:11,070 --> 01:16:12,190
-Attention, everyone!
1621
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,020
I would like to present
1622
01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:17,050
the future Mr. and Mrs.--
1623
01:16:17,060 --> 01:16:19,040
-Nobody cares. Okay?
1624
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,080
-What are you doing on our boat?
1625
01:16:28,090 --> 01:16:30,130
-Your buddy got on the radio and said those magic words.
1626
01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:32,200
Mayday, mayday, mayday! Which gives me
1627
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,170
full authority to come on board
1628
01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:35,190
and commandeer your vessel,
1629
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,150
so I'm commandeering your vessel.
1630
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:41,060
Hicks over here is gonna write you guys so many tickets,
1631
01:16:41,070 --> 01:16:42,160
you'll never pay them off.
1632
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,030
You'll think your student loan is a nickel
1633
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:45,070
found in the couch.
1634
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:46,130
I've waited ten years for tonight.
1635
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:48,150
-Ten years since we...
1636
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,150
caught you counseling that kid in the bathroom
1637
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,030
and got you kicked off the force.
1638
01:16:53,110 --> 01:16:54,220
-Mmm.
1639
01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,150
What is that, Hi-C?
1640
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:00,190
You're a pussy, and I'm embarrassed for you.
1641
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,160
This is like a, what, a high school reunion?
1642
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,210
Is that what you guys are doing here,
1643
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:06,000
getting the gang back together?
1644
01:17:06,010 --> 01:17:07,080
You got the Hawaiian shirt guy.
1645
01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:10,030
We have the theater nerds, still playing dress-up.
1646
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:11,160
What are you, forty? What are you doing?
1647
01:17:13,010 --> 01:17:15,000
What is this? We got the teen mom,
1648
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,080
still trying to convince everybody she's still hot.
1649
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:19,140
Mm-mm. Luke warm.
1650
01:17:19,150 --> 01:17:21,100
Very high luke warm, don't get me wrong.
1651
01:17:21,110 --> 01:17:22,140
There's the popular girl,
1652
01:17:22,150 --> 01:17:24,000
still playing with all the boys' heads.
1653
01:17:25,230 --> 01:17:27,060
Then we got the wise ass.
1654
01:17:27,070 --> 01:17:30,000
Everything you say gets everybody else in trouble.
1655
01:17:30,010 --> 01:17:31,100
You know that?
1656
01:17:31,110 --> 01:17:32,170
Then we have the know-it-all.
1657
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:34,080
Well, guess what, Sean? You're not a know-it-all
1658
01:17:34,090 --> 01:17:35,190
because you partnered with a wise ass,
1659
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,130
your boat ran out of gas and it sunk,
1660
01:17:37,140 --> 01:17:39,220
and that's why I'm here. You're done.
1661
01:17:39,230 --> 01:17:43,100
In two days, you guys are going to be pumping gas, you follow?
1662
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,170
You're gonna be pump--
1663
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,040
Wow.
1664
01:17:48,050 --> 01:17:49,170
There is- you can tear it.
1665
01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:52,200
Pumpin'-- Pumpin' gas.
1666
01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:55,040
Pumpin' ga-- Whoa!
1667
01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:58,000
Fishies. Pumping-- Pumping gas.
1668
01:17:58,010 --> 01:18:01,190
(singsongy): Pumping gas, pumping gas, pumping gas.
1669
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:04,230
Pump's a funny word! There are two P's. Pumping gas!
1670
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,080
-What in the hell is going on?
1671
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:09,230
-So, you know how Chuck has been snatching cups out of my hand
1672
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,160
and chugging 'em since we were freshman?
1673
01:18:12,170 --> 01:18:14,030
I took a couple of those Combo Locks
1674
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,140
and put them in my drink.
1675
01:18:15,150 --> 01:18:17,170
-(singing): Pumping gas, pumping gas, I'm pumping gas.
1676
01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:18,200
Pumping gas.
1677
01:18:18,210 --> 01:18:20,020
Come on, let's go.
1678
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,010
-Are you serious? -I am.
1679
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:27,060
-Boogie-woogie-woogie-- -Whoo!
1680
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,040
-Whoo! Volume!
1681
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:32,060
-I believe Officer Walsh is asking for some volume.
1682
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,000
Would you like to provide the man with some volume?
1683
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,090
-I think I would.
1684
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:40,000
-(dance music playing)
1685
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,110
-(cheering)
1686
01:18:53,180 --> 01:18:55,040
-Are you sure you're okay?
1687
01:18:55,050 --> 01:18:57,000
-Yeah, Max gave me some aspirin!
1688
01:18:57,010 --> 01:18:58,060
Wha--
1689
01:19:01,030 --> 01:19:03,210
-Becky: Hey, sparky, what's your full name,
1690
01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:05,080
rank, and badge number?
1691
01:19:05,090 --> 01:19:08,080
-Lake Everett Patrolman Chuck Walsh,
1692
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:10,210
badge number 2-5-5-3!
1693
01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:14,000
2-5-5-3! Whoo!
1694
01:19:14,010 --> 01:19:16,000
-And what are you doing on this boat?
1695
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,190
-I'm tripping balls!
1696
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,040
-What was that?
1697
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,160
-I'm tripping balls!
1698
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,190
Yeah, I'm tripping balls!
1699
01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:30,200
-(music continues)
1700
01:19:40,190 --> 01:19:44,050
-(guests cheering and shouting)
1701
01:19:46,230 --> 01:19:48,000
-Yo!
1702
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:51,040
Sorry I dosed your partner, Hicks.
1703
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:54,010
-Not even worried about it.
1704
01:19:54,020 --> 01:19:55,130
Looks like I'm getting bumped up.
1705
01:19:55,140 --> 01:19:56,200
-(laughing)
1706
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,010
-Also...
1707
01:20:00,030 --> 01:20:02,000
looks like you won't be needing these citations.
1708
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,210
-Hey!
1709
01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:05,040
My man!
1710
01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:08,030
-Let's party! -Let's party!
1711
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,080
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have any spare gas, would you?
1712
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:12,070
I think I got a few cans. Yeah.
1713
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,170
-Let's party, man.
1714
01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:14,220
-Let's party.
1715
01:20:14,230 --> 01:20:17,060
-(cheering)
1716
01:20:23,230 --> 01:20:26,220
-(music continues)
1717
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:35,200
-I gotta say,
1718
01:20:36,220 --> 01:20:38,040
epic party, Max.
1719
01:20:38,050 --> 01:20:39,110
-Thank you.
1720
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:42,000
You know, I got some ideas on how to cut costs.
1721
01:20:42,010 --> 01:20:43,090
Get a little leaner,
1722
01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:45,120
except you'll have to show me the, uh--
1723
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:48,020
-The books. -Yes!
1724
01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:51,000
Then again you'll have to tell me what the numbers mean.
1725
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:52,150
-Absolutely.
1726
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,140
But you do know tonight wasn't all about the money, right?
1727
01:20:56,150 --> 01:20:57,160
-I know.
1728
01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:02,140
I'm really proud of you, Seanie boy.
1729
01:21:02,150 --> 01:21:04,050
-Yeah? -Yeah.
1730
01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,100
-For what?
1731
01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:06,230
-Standing up to Walsh the way that you did.
1732
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,030
That took--
1733
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:10,140
-You know? -(Sean laughs)
1734
01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:14,160
-I also want to thank you for always having my back too.
1735
01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:17,220
Tonight, last week...
1736
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,050
the last twenty years.
1737
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:24,120
-Dude. First mates forever.
1738
01:21:26,010 --> 01:21:27,200
-Ah, Seanie,
1739
01:21:27,210 --> 01:21:30,030
I love ya. Always have.
1740
01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:33,040
-I love you too.
1741
01:21:35,060 --> 01:21:37,190
-Now... -Uh, there it is.
1742
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,100
-Oh! Oh! -There it is.
1743
01:21:39,110 --> 01:21:41,040
-There it is. -Hold on. Hold on. Look at this.
1744
01:21:42,210 --> 01:21:44,210
-(music continues)
1745
01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:45,230
-Cheers.
1746
01:21:47,010 --> 01:21:48,040
-Mmm.
1747
01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:51,120
-Whoo! -What do you say
1748
01:21:51,130 --> 01:21:53,140
we show these people how to really party?
1749
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:55,040
-Especially that girl right there.
1750
01:21:55,050 --> 01:21:57,160
-Right there? Let's go. -Yeah.
1751
01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:01,200
Let us dance til' dawn! Arrgh!
1752
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,040
Body roll!
1753
01:22:03,050 --> 01:22:05,190
Fly, Carmichael. Arrr!
1754
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,060
-(cheering)
1755
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,160
-(music continues)
1756
01:22:43,230 --> 01:22:46,050
-That was the best party of my life!
1757
01:22:46,070 --> 01:22:49,000
I'm telling everyone you guys rock!
1758
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,120
-Awesome.
1759
01:22:50,130 --> 01:22:53,030
-Please let me stay!
1760
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,200
I wanna live on this boat!
1761
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,020
-(Sean and Max chuckle)
1762
01:22:56,030 --> 01:22:57,080
-Thank you. -You don't gotta go home,
1763
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:59,160
but you gotta get the hell out of here!
1764
01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:00,200
-Thank you, guys.
1765
01:23:00,210 --> 01:23:03,120
Eomma, I hope we showed you a good time.
1766
01:23:03,130 --> 01:23:05,060
-It was the night of my life.
1767
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,120
-What the hell was that?
1768
01:23:08,130 --> 01:23:10,160
That's the S.S. Party Boat weaving its magic,
1769
01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:12,090
that's what that is.
1770
01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:15,190
-Uh, should we get breakfast?
1771
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,080
-It's on me.
1772
01:23:17,090 --> 01:23:19,100
-Ooh. -(Lauren chuckles)
1773
01:23:22,220 --> 01:23:25,120
-That guy's crazy. It might work out.
1774
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:27,010
-Guys, this is my masterpiece.
1775
01:23:27,030 --> 01:23:29,160
-Too bad you have to delete that. -Mm-hmm.
1776
01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:31,050
-Freedom of the press, no way!
1777
01:23:31,070 --> 01:23:33,080
-What! What happens on the party boat stays on the party boat.
1778
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,080
-Stays.
1779
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,200
-Guys,
1780
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,100
I can't thank you enough.
1781
01:23:38,110 --> 01:23:39,160
-Oh, Greg, you don't have to do this.
1782
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:40,230
Tha-That party was a disaster.
1783
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,090
-Hey. She said yes, right?
1784
01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:44,190
Well, technically, she said no, but then you said yes.
1785
01:23:45,190 --> 01:23:47,040
-I'm a man of my word.
1786
01:23:47,050 --> 01:23:49,200
-You should really hang out with us more often, Greg.
1787
01:23:49,210 --> 01:23:52,010
-Really? -Max: Yeah.
1788
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:53,050
-It's good with me, matey.
1789
01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:55,220
-Well, just take it easy on the mateys.
1790
01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:57,050
Okay?
1791
01:23:58,140 --> 01:24:00,080
-I'm gonna go catch up with my Eomma, all right?
1792
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,160
-So, floating wedding next year?
1793
01:24:15,110 --> 01:24:17,120
Again, about everything, I'm really sorry and--
1794
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:19,140
-Stop it. You threw a great party,
1795
01:24:19,150 --> 01:24:22,120
and you gave me the greatest proposal story of all time.
1796
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:24,150
Anything for my first mate.
1797
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,190
-Come here.
1798
01:24:35,140 --> 01:24:36,170
-L-Let go.
1799
01:24:36,180 --> 01:24:38,160
-Hmm? Oh, yeah. -Let go.
1800
01:24:38,170 --> 01:24:39,190
-My bad.
1801
01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:42,210
-Congratulations.
1802
01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:44,180
-Thanks, I'll see you soon.
1803
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,010
-Sean: You got it.
1804
01:24:50,110 --> 01:24:52,190
-Wow. -Yep.
1805
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,000
Our work here is done.
1806
01:24:54,010 --> 01:24:56,070
-And nobody died. -Nobody died
1807
01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:57,160
-(mugs clink)
1808
01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,000
(High Rollers by Photronique playing)
1809
01:25:04,190 --> 01:25:06,200
-Hey, Sean!
1810
01:25:06,210 --> 01:25:08,130
-You know what I was thinking? -What's that?
1811
01:25:08,140 --> 01:25:10,040
-Tahiti. -Tahiti?
1812
01:25:10,050 --> 01:25:11,090
-Tahiti. -You wanna do Tahiti?
1813
01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:12,140
-Absolutely. -We should do Tahiti.
1814
01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:13,170
-Sailboat.
1815
01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:14,210
-(both grunt)
1816
01:25:14,220 --> 01:25:16,100
-You like it? -Dude, I love it.
1817
01:25:16,110 --> 01:25:17,210
-You know what? I do like Tahiti.
1818
01:25:17,220 --> 01:25:19,200
-I'm telling you man, stick with me,
1819
01:25:19,210 --> 01:25:21,190
-I'll make all your dreams come true. -We're going places,
1820
01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:23,020
we're going places.
1821
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:26,020
-Max: Tahiti! -(Sean laughs)
1822
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,010
-We're coming for you, bitches.
1823
01:25:28,020 --> 01:25:31,030
-Oh, God. -No rush. There's no rush.
1824
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:33,120
Hey, Hicks, what's Eddie Van Halen look like in real life?
1825
01:25:33,130 --> 01:25:35,000
-I don't know. Get to the bed.
1826
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,000
-Three locks, three locks. -Get to the bed. Get to the bed.
1827
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,200
-I'm going! You're not even on the bed.
1828
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:40,160
-I know I'm not. -Oh, my God.
1829
01:25:40,180 --> 01:25:43,040
-You know what? You need a quesadilla. You need one.
1830
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:44,100
-No, no, no, lay down. Lay down.
1831
01:25:44,110 --> 01:25:46,020
-Walsh! -What?
1832
01:25:46,030 --> 01:25:47,180
-Lay down! -I got muenster in the fridge.
1833
01:25:47,190 --> 01:25:49,050
-Lay down and relax!
1834
01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:51,000
-I'm relaxed, you're the one that's not relaxed.
1835
01:25:51,010 --> 01:25:53,100
-Alright, Walsh. I'll see you later.
1836
01:25:53,110 --> 01:25:54,110
Probably at your hearing.
1837
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,110
-(laughs) At my hearing.
1838
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,110
I can hear.
1839
01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:01,210
Hicksy, slide me over one of those buckets, okay?
1840
01:26:03,130 --> 01:26:04,160
-Which one?
1841
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:06,120
-It's too early to tell.
1842
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,140
-You know what, just scoot over.
1843
01:26:12,150 --> 01:26:13,200
You're too wasted to leave alone,
1844
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,130
and I'm too tired to go home, so...
1845
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:21,140
-Big spoon or little spoon?
1846
01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:23,020
-It's too early to tell.
1847
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:32,090
Are you sure this bed is--
1848
01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:38,100
Oh, God.
1849
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:40,000
-I can smell your sunscreen.
1850
01:26:41,060 --> 01:26:43,070
-Go to bed, Walsh.
1851
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:46,120
-(High Rollers by Photronique playing)
1852
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:50,200
♪ I'm a jet set player yeah I'm doing life right ♪
1853
01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:54,150
♪ Rooftop party man them flashing lights bright ♪
1854
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:58,090
♪ Big shot talking girl I do it all night ♪
1855
01:26:58,110 --> 01:27:01,090
♪ Don't stop win it girl let's get it right ♪
1856
01:27:01,110 --> 01:27:04,000
♪ Party in the penthouse Trump Tower ♪
1857
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,080
♪ Private jets any hour ♪
1858
01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:08,150
♪ Day or week ♪
1859
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:12,090
♪ Dripping all them diamonds diamonds platinum ♪
1860
01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:16,050
♪ In my earrings so classy ♪
1861
01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:20,110
♪ Living like high rollers that one percent ♪
1862
01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:22,050
♪ Yeah we do it how we do it ♪
1863
01:27:22,060 --> 01:27:23,220
♪ And then we do it again ♪
1864
01:27:23,230 --> 01:27:27,200
♪ 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget ♪
1865
01:27:27,210 --> 01:27:31,130
♪ Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet ♪
1866
01:27:31,140 --> 01:27:35,100
♪ 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1867
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:39,040
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1868
01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:42,230
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1869
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:47,120
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1870
01:27:50,070 --> 01:27:52,040
♪ Call me Cool Hand Luke ♪
1871
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:54,160
♪ 'Cause man I really can't lose ♪
1872
01:27:54,170 --> 01:27:58,090
♪ Party with my people please send me some more goose ♪
1873
01:27:58,100 --> 01:28:02,030
♪ Big yacht pimpin' sipping on some juice ♪
1874
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:05,010
♪ I can't believe it man my life is true ♪
1875
01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:07,190
♪ Party in the penthouse Trump Tower ♪
1876
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:10,080
♪ Private jets any hour ♪
1877
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,090
♪ Day or week ♪
1878
01:28:12,100 --> 01:28:16,020
♪ Dripping all them diamonds diamonds platinum ♪
1879
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:20,000
♪ In my earrings so classy ♪
1880
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:24,000
♪ Living like high rollers that one percent ♪
1881
01:28:24,010 --> 01:28:25,230
♪ Yeah we do it how we do it ♪
1882
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,160
♪ And then we do it again ♪
1883
01:28:27,180 --> 01:28:31,120
♪ 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget ♪
1884
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:35,060
♪ Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet ♪
1885
01:28:35,070 --> 01:28:39,030
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1886
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:42,220
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1887
01:28:42,230 --> 01:28:46,160
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1888
01:28:46,170 --> 01:28:50,220
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1889
01:29:01,030 --> 01:29:05,080
♪ Living like high rollers that one percent ♪
1890
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,050
♪ Yeah we do it how we do it ♪
1891
01:29:07,070 --> 01:29:08,230
♪ And then we do it again ♪
1892
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:12,200
♪ 'Cause we're the high rollers don't forget ♪
1893
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:16,120
♪ Yeah we in it just to win it there's no limits we bet ♪
1894
01:29:16,130 --> 01:29:20,090
♪ 'Cause we're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1895
01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:24,040
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1896
01:29:24,050 --> 01:29:27,220
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1897
01:29:27,230 --> 01:29:32,030
♪ We're the hi-i-i-i-i high rollers ♪
1898
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,210
♪ Roller rollers rollers rollers ♪
1899
01:29:33,220 --> 01:29:35,200
♪ Rollers rollers rollers rollers ♪
1900
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:37,100
♪ Rollers rollers rollers ♪
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