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Previously on Nip / Tuck...
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You look good.
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I found something
that I know can help me.
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-What?
-Scientology.
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I want to do an operation on the baby.
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It may take multiple surgeries.
I can't know that yet,
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but I want to do it soon.
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Okay.
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Do it, Sean.
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Like my new baby? 230 grand.
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Spoils of the sale, my friend.
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Four hundred and fifty horse,
top speed of 192 per hour,
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multi-point sequential fuel injection,
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and a color TV in the dash
so I never miss an episode of Oprah.
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I picked up a new set of wheels myself.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sixty miles to the gallon,
and I can drive it in the carpool lane.
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Check this out.
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I had it installed this morning.
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-Any day now, huh?
-Yeah.
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-Nervous?
-Third time's a charm.
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We're hyper-prepared this time.
No surprises.
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Which is why I want you to have this
for when Julia's water breaks.
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I mean, you were there
for Matt and Annie's births.
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It's a McNamara family tradition.
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Call my cell phone.
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Beepers are for plumbers
and drug dealers.
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You never answer your phone.
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The line of my jacket's ruined, Sean.
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Look, Christian, I need to take care of Julia
during the birth.
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Allamby is adequate,
but I want a doctor there I can trust
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in case there are any complications.
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Okay.
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What's so funny, ladies?
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Linda, are you blushing?
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-Yeah.-Roll over. I want to spank your ass.
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-Oh, baby. Huh?-Yeah.
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-Do you like it that way, huh?-Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I want every inch of you, baby.
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Oh, yeah. Here we go.
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Oh, yeah! Touchdown, baby! Touchdown!
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-Yeah! We're good!-Touchdown, man! Yeah, baby!
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Good! Give me more! Give it to me!
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-Christian, is that you?
-All right, you want more, baby?
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-Yeah.-Yeah?
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I can go all night.I'm a goddamn juggernaut!
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-Yeah!-Yeah!
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Where the hell did you get this?
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Looks like you screwed over
one AV nerd too many, hot pants.
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This was posted on YouTube yesterday.
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It's gone viral in the last 24 hours.
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Your fat ass has been downloaded
6,000 times, Christian.
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This is bullshit.
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It's also illegal. You could sue.
This is an invasion of privacy.
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I don't give a shit about that.
Leaked sex tapes are gold.
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But look at the angle
she's got on my tummy.
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I look like Jabba the Hutt.
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-Look at me!-I'm looking at you!
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Jesus!
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The camera does add 15 pounds.
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Yeah.
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Say I'm the hottest piece of assyou ever had.
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Okay! Okay! You're the hottest,sexiest piece of ass I've ever had!
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-Yeah!-Yeah! I'm coming. I'm gonna come!
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Oh, yeah.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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-I'm gonna go wash it off, baby.-Okay, baby.
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Oh, yeah. What a body.
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Holy shit.
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Is that my ass?
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Is this a stretch mark?
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It's nothing.
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You didn't get stretch marks
with Matt or Annie.
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-Why worry about them now?
-I wasn't 40 when I had them.
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Here, let me do it.
I'm not gonna let you have all the fun.
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Don't forget to be home early.
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We have the interviews
with the nurses Linda recommended.
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Of course. Nose jobs will have to wait.
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This is my priority right now.
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Do you think it's too early
to be hiring a night nurse?
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If there's one thing I learned
from having two kids already,
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it's that they don't give out
parenting medals
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for being up all night.
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His condition is gonna be
challenging, Julia.
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The only way
we're gonna be able to handle it
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is if we hit the ground running.
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-Say it.
-This is ridiculous.
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What's the difference?
You say it 10 times a day.
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Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
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I'd like you to do some lipo
on my midsection.
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You're overreacting.
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My imperfections, while slight,
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have been broadcast
for the whole world to see, Sean.
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Now, I have a strong ego,
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but when a whole city
starts looking at you as if you're flawed,
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it's hard not to start believing.
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I went to a club last night.
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I could feel everybody's eyes
looking at my stomach.
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Christian, this is classic
body dysmorphic disorder.
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Look at yourself in the mirror.
You are a model of physical perfection.
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I know, but I can be better. I know I can.
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Would you tell a millionaire
to stop making money?
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Do you say that "hottest piece of ass" line
every time you have sex?
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Pretty much.
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Fine, if you don't do it for me,
then do it for the business.
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Plastic surgeons can't be fat.
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There's an epidemic of obesity
in this country,
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and it is our job
to exemplify a healthy alternative.
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Passing on the Key lime pie
or that second bottle of merlot
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might be a more reasonable way
to set an example.
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-Diet?
-Yeah.
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Is that what we tell
the 20 people a week who come in here
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looking to get their spare tires
sucked out? No, Sean.
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We're in the quick fix biz.
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I went through the video
a few more times,
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and I've identified these
as my problem areas.
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I saw the video, too. I think
it's your ass you should be marking up.
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Just put me on the books.
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-How can you do this to me right now?
-Do what?
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I'm having a handicapped son
in a few days.
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How can you stand in front of me
and be so superficial?
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Well, I'm sorry. I...
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I guess I thought you were doing okay.
I mean, you seem so on top of everything.
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You need to talk? I'm here for you.
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No, I'm fine.
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It's just... There's still a lot to do.
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I just think you should call your trainer
before you call your doctor.
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15, 16...
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You know, this would be a lot easier
if you came to see me more often.
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Candy, I'm a plastic surgeon.
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I don't have time to come down here
and sweat it to the oldies
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five times a week.
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Models and actors.
Nothing but time to work out
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and jerk off
looking at themselves in the mirror.
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Yeah, actually, he's not an actor.
That's Dr. Mike Hamoui.
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He's a plastic surgeon, too.
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Come on.
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Let's go. Come on.
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Nineteen. Come on, Christian!
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Up, up, up! All the way! Let's go!
20, 20, 20! All right.
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Are you staring at my dick?
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No, I'm checking out your ass.
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-Dr. Christian Troy.
-Dr. Mike Hamoui.
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-McNamara/Troy, right?
-You've heard of us, huh?
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Yeah, you guys were front-page news
for a while.
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And I saw your video.
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Seriously, though,
it's an honor to meet you.
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You guys were the first place in town
to mix plastic surgery with style.
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You paved the way, my brother.
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How big is your practice?
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Too big.
Just had to hire two new associates,
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and we're thinking of
taking on a third next month.
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I tell you, Christian,
this town is filthy with malakas
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who will pay the big bucks
to look half as good as we do.
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Let me ask you something.
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How do you get that delineation
in your abs there?
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I've been doing
a thousand crunches a week,
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and I can't seem to get mine
to pop like that.
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I don't eat.
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Seriously. I have protein shakes
for breakfast and lunch and a light dinner.
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And no refined sugars.
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-And I'm in here every day.
-How do you find the time?
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Well, the hour you spend
watching SportsCenter, I'm in here.
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During your 45-minute lunch
at Joe's Stone Crab,
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I'm jogging down the strand.
You gotta make the sacrifices.
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Sacrifices?
You're a goddamn physical terrorist.
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But I don't have to wait to get into heaven
to screw 40 virgins.
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Look, thing is, I'm 33.
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Your basal metabolic rate slows down
10% every decade after 30.
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Now, you look great for your age.
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But it's next to impossible for you
to look like me. Not naturally.
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Hey, it's nice meeting you, huh?
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Why the hell haven't you returned
any of my calls?
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I didn't know you worked out here.
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I've been trying to get ahold of you
for a week, Mattie.
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I've been kind of busy.
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Doing what? Handing out leaflets
at airports with Hare Kimber?
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You see, that's why
I don't want to talk to you, man.
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You're an SP.
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-God damn it, I'm not superficial.
-No, suppressive personality.
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That's someone who keeps you
from being your true self,
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realizing your full potential.
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-Who told you that, the self-help fairy?
-No, Kimber.
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She's got a lot more to her
than you think, man.
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Trust me, slick,
I know every inch of that woman.
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She's nothing more than
a bleached-blonde vampire,
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and you need to stay
the hell away from her.
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Wait, Mattie. Mattie, Mattie, wait!
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Come on.
After everything you've been through,
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you're vulnerable right now, that's all.
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Kimber feeds off that.
You can take my word for it.
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Since when did you become
the moral authority?
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All you care about is women,
how to abuse them,
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and maybe flashy cars.
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Look, I just can't have you
in my life right now.
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All right. How long is this gonna last?
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Until I decide.
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I'm getting my nursing degree at Barry.
That's why I moved down from Akron.
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Yeah.
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And have you worked
with handicapped children before?
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I prefer "handi-capable."
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The child doesn't think
there's anything wrong with him.
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It's just the way life is.
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I hope it's okay,
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but when Nurse Linda told me
of your child's condition,
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I did some research.
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I assume, as a plastic surgeon,
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you'll be performing
the reconstructive surgeries on him?
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That's right.
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Well, I'm very comfortable
administering medications
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and changing bandages.
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Now, poopy diapers, that's another story.
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Well, Monica,
I'm gonna check your references,
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but barring anything unforeseen,
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I think that we'd love to have you
working with us.
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Do you guys know
how often the bus stops
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at the station on the corner?
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-You don't have a car?
-It's being shipped from Akron.
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I promise it'll be here before I start work.
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You know what? This is silly.
I mean, it's pouring out.
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-Sean will drive you home.
-Yeah, of course.
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Are you sure? I won't melt.
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Oh, please. He never misses a chance
to take his new hybrid baby for a spin.
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Excuse me. The garage is back here.
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So how are you doing, Dr. McNamara?
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just that I've worked with a lot
of families with handi-capable kids
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and it's always the father who takes
the back seat to everyone, even the dog.
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We don't have a dog, but thanks. I'm fine.
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I'm so excited to start working down here.
You know, in a big city.
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Oh, Miami's great. You've got the beach,
the Everglades, lots of young people.
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With your personality,
I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends.
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Yeah.
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I went to South Beach
when I first got here.
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I know how far my personality will get me
next to those perfect bods
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in their dental-floss thongs.
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No, don't say that.
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-You're a very attractive girl.
-For Akron.
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Would you give me your honest opinion
on something as a surgeon?
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What do you think
about this bump on my nose?
241
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,275
I always thought it sort of looked like
a permanent zit.
242
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,350
I wouldn't change a thing.
243
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,349
-Hey, you mind if I turn this on?
-Sure.
244
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,918
-Here. This one.
-Where's... I can't...
245
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,754
-You turn that. That's up and down.
-Oh, wow!
246
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,199
Cool.
247
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,193
Oh, yes! I love this song.
This would be my prom theme.
248
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:42,594
Mine was Stairway to Heaven.
God! Makes me feel so old.
249
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:58,110
God, I miss that time.
Nothing to do but chill and have fun.
250
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,758
No responsibilities.
251
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,960
All that ends when you have kids.
252
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,838
That feeling of freedom,
nobody demanding anything from you.
253
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,477
That's what youth is.
254
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,989
Yeah.
255
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:20,195
I guess I should try and enjoy it more
while I still can.
256
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,071
What's a wonderwall?
257
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,069
It's somebody you can always lean on.
258
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,438
No matter what you need,
they're there for you.
259
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,876
I don't understand.
How does an electric car run out of gas?
260
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,599
It's not a golf cart, Julia. It's a hybrid.
261
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,353
Electric and gas.You still have to fill up the tank.
262
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,429
The electric engine's very sensitive,
263
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,116
and once you run out of gas,
it just shuts itself down.
264
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,832
I'm waiting for AAA.
265
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,593
Did you at least drop Monica off first?
266
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,240
It's just...I'm sure she's gonna get other offers,
267
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,038
and I don't want her not to like us
268
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,634
just 'cause you made herstand out in the rain for an hour.
269
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,711
No, she's fine.
270
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,992
-I'll see you later. I love you.
-I love you, too.
271
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,433
Be careful.
272
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,193
Did she buy it?
273
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,477
Look, Monica, I'm sorry...
274
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,075
No, I'm sorry, Dr. McNamara.
275
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,636
I have to stop doing this.
276
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,551
You've done it before?
277
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,837
Just once, with a father
I worked with in Akron.
278
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,230
That was after I worked for them
for, like, two years,
279
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:16,757
and his wife was a total bitch.
Not like your wife.
280
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,039
I've just been so lonely since I moved here,
281
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:26,553
and I know it's silly, but I miss him.
282
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,154
And you kind of remind me of him.
283
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:41,392
I don't think it would be appropriate
for you to work for us, Monica.
284
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,358
I understand.
285
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,994
Screw you, Monica.
286
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,912
Every time you get close
to something perfect,
287
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,991
you have to ruin everything.
288
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,040
Randall, the dad from Akron,
289
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,956
he used to tell me
I made love like an ugly girl,
290
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,674
grateful for whatever I could get.
291
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,477
I need to go. Can you take me home now?
292
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:34,356
What's the point, right? Lipstick on a pig.
293
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,229
That's what Randall used to say.
294
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,392
Why don't you let me
do something for you?
295
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,754
I thought we didn't have anything
till 10:00.
296
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,115
I thought you were meeting
with your trainer this morning.
297
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,997
She canceled. Food poisoning.
298
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,868
-Who's this?
-Family friend. Deviated septum.
299
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,393
Poor girl can hardly breathe.
300
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,314
Nobody tells me anything.
I thought we didn't have surgery till 10:00.
301
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,995
Just a deviated septum.
Nothing I can't handle on my own.
302
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,037
-Isn't that Monica Wilder?
-Who's Monica Wilder?
303
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,158
She's the night nurse
I referred to Sean and Julia.
304
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,151
I didn't know she had a deviated septum.
305
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,798
So you'll give your night nurse a nose job,
306
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,598
but you won't give your partner
some lunchtime lipo?
307
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,513
She's not my night nurse.
We didn't hire her.
308
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,269
She didn't really have enough experience.
309
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,593
You porked her.
310
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,390
This girl can't breathe
during allergy season.
311
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,755
Her needs are totally different
from yours. Mallet.
312
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,674
The only difference is that you deviated
your dick into her, hypocrite.
313
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,350
She has a deviated septum.
314
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,436
Can I help?
315
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,950
Yeah, sure. Sure. Thank you.
316
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,553
No problem.
317
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,672
I really appreciate all of the upgrades
that you've made around here.
318
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,429
Well, I really appreciate
appreciative employees.
319
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,793
It's so nice to have a woman in charge.
320
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,151
Well, the boys need to know
that we can do a lot more
321
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,993
than answer phones
and make a good cup of coffee.
322
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,833
Thank you.
323
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,755
Michelle?
324
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,355
I just want you to know
that I was in the same boat as you
325
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,158
when I got my memo.
326
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,993
I wasn't married, but I was
living with a guy when I came out.
327
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,878
Came out? What are you talking about?
328
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,428
Well, I saw you in the parking lot
329
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,396
with your girlfriend.
330
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,392
She's just a friend.
331
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,110
She was fondling your breasts.
332
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:43,118
I just want you to know
that if you ever want to talk,
333
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,713
then I'm here for you.
334
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,477
Hey.
335
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,993
We paid over $1,000 for this thing
336
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,355
and the instructions
don't make any sense!
337
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,838
I think someone has the new-daddy jitters.
338
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,039
It's just that with him coming
and selling the business,
339
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,509
it's a lot of change all at once.
340
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,915
Don't worry. I can handle it.
341
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,277
Well, can you handle a little more?
342
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,074
I just got off the phone
with Monica Wilder.
343
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,678
-What did she say?
-She's passing on the job.
344
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,235
-Why?
-She's moving back to Akron.
345
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,313
She said she found everyone in Miami
too image-conscious.
346
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,791
Hey, relax. We'll find someone else.
347
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,839
Are you okay?
348
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,518
Honey, is there something
you want to talk to me about?
349
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,828
No. Why?
350
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,356
It's just that you're my husband
and I know that when you get upset,
351
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,193
you know, you get effective.
352
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,556
You manage the stuff
to manage your anxiety.
353
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,475
Now, this baby is coming home
to two people who love each other,
354
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,949
and that's all he's gonna need.
355
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,593
-Jules.
-Dr. Allamby said
356
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,796
we should start having sex.
357
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,072
It induces labor.
358
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,398
Maybe we should wait.
359
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,710
Till we've found another nanny
and the nursery's finished?
360
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,910
Yeah, you're probably right.
361
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,593
I'll talk to Linda,
362
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,638
have her suggest a few more candidates.
363
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,552
-Okay.
-I'll hold this, and if...
364
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,756
-Yeah.
-Remember, you need the screw.
365
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,957
No, I've got the screw, but it's...
I'm trying to screw it in there.
366
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,594
Two gastric bypasses,
three surgeries to remove excess skin,
367
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,079
now a pannus removal.
368
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,390
Maybe he should have
just laid off the guacamole.
369
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,515
It's not that easy, Liz.
370
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,512
With the amount of high-calorie choices
available to consumers these days
371
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,398
and the enormous portions
restaurants shove in your face,
372
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,550
surgery is some people's only option.
373
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,473
Standing proud
with your fat-ernity brother, Christian?
374
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,836
You know, you can't hide behind those
slimming scrubs anymore, super-chub.
375
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,433
I saw the tape.
376
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,590
I don't think it's appropriate to discuss
your new jerk-off material over surgery.
377
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,636
Oh, I didn't masturbate
to your sex tape, Christian.
378
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,358
I am not a chubby chaser.
379
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,671
Can you even find your weedy cooch
under that massive gunt of yours?
380
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,909
Listen...
381
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,440
Michelle, will you stop
contaminating the sterile environment?
382
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,839
This will only take a minute.
383
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,037
I won't tolerate sexual harassment
in my office.
384
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,680
-Finally.
-Liz, you're fired.
385
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,953
You can't fire Liz, Michelle.
386
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,519
This is my practice, Sean.
387
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,909
I won't stand for an employee
feeling pressured sexually,
388
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,797
and that includes me.
389
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,952
Since when is offering a kind ear
to a coworker
390
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,758
considered sexual harassment?
391
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,559
You turned an innocent encounter
I had with an old friend
392
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,949
into a lurid sexual tryst.
393
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,314
I won't work in an environment
394
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,358
where I have to worry
that every contact I have with a woman
395
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,715
encourages your sexual fantasies.
396
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,951
I am sorry if I offended you,
and maybe I went too far.
397
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,314
But I know what I saw.
398
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,597
-You saw what you wanted to see.
-What is that supposed to mean?
399
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,036
It means that not everyone is gay, Liz.
400
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,316
You can sing whatever song you want to
in front of them,
401
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,119
but I will not let your gay shame
cost me my job.
402
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,191
You know,
I thought having a woman run this place
403
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,872
was gonna make a big difference,
404
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,158
but with you, it's all espresso machines
and fresh carpeting, Michelle.
405
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,629
I am still working for a dick!
406
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,473
That's enough, Liz.
Let us handle this, all right?
407
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,835
I am not too proud to litigate.
408
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,395
Why'd you do that, Sean?
409
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,993
I was hoping
for a good old-fashioned catfight.
410
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,115
This is serious, Christian.
411
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,829
Hey, I'm with Michelle.
Fire the bitch. She's a man-hater.
412
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,155
Michelle, you're taking
a trivial misunderstanding
413
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,993
and twisting it into a substantial situation.
414
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,311
How would you feel
if I started going around
415
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,868
spreading rumors
about you and Christian being lovers?
416
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,995
That's entirely different.
417
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,514
Liz isn't inventing what she saw
out of whole cloth.
418
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,398
-You're saying you believe her?
-Look, it doesn't matter what I believe.
419
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,072
We all have lives outside of the office.
420
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,798
You're proving my point.
421
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,872
Once accusations start to fly,
it doesn't matter if they're true or not.
422
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,033
Her lie is a threat to my authority
and my marriage.
423
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,237
Michelle, you've earned the staff's respect.
They love you.
424
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,949
But they love Liz more.
If you fire her, you'll lose them.
425
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,435
She's on probation.
426
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,750
One more strike and she's out.
427
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,709
Great. I gotta get to my training session.
428
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,190
Candy makes me do an extra
couple of lunges for every minute I'm late.
429
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,839
This lunchtime lipo's fantastic.
It's the 21st century bulimia.
430
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,514
And it's 40% of my Wednesday schedule.
431
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,750
People eat Big Macs all week,
then come in here
432
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,354
to have them sucked off their hips
in time for the weekend.
433
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,115
-We can't all have your genes.
-You don't want my genes, Christian.
434
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,112
In S�o Paulo
they call my family as Gorduras.
435
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,156
That's Portuguese for "the Fats."
436
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,674
I can't even visit them anymore
with their p�o de queijo
437
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,149
and pounds of pork
they shovel into themselves.
438
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,708
It's like visiting a stable.
439
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,758
Lighten up, there, buddy.
They're not serial killers.
440
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,310
Oh, but they are.
They're slowly murdering themselves.
441
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,990
Being fat isn't a handicap
you're born with, Christian.
442
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,275
It's a lifestyle choice.
443
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,078
You want to give me an eight-pack?
Tilt that cannula at 45 degrees.
444
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,549
I want my come gutters to run deep.
445
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,277
I drive a Ferrari Diablo.
Want to know why?
446
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,510
Nowhere for the backseat driver to sit.
447
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,989
You keep joking, junior.
448
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,911
Ten years from now,
you'll be lying on my table,
449
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,831
I'll be sticking that thing into you.
450
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,512
Time is a bitch.
451
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,956
So how come your partner
isn't doing this for you?
452
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,395
I hear he's a hell of a surgeon.
453
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,317
Oh, we don't have time
for any in-house freebies.
454
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:50,316
Besides, Sean's got a lot on his plate.
His wife's about to have a baby.
455
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,117
I understand if I make you uncomfortable.
456
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,919
Most couples have a hard time
with a male nurse.
457
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,079
That was a joke.
458
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,389
Oh.
459
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,873
Yeah, I actually asked Nurse Linda
to refer a couple of male candidates.
460
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,632
I thought it'd be nice
to have a masculine influence
461
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,199
around the house while I'm at work.
462
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,317
That's very forward-thinking of you,
Dr. McNamara.
463
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,837
Most men get a little territorial
about having another man in their home.
464
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,759
I see you have a degree in art restoration.
465
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,638
That's very unusual for a nurse.
466
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,632
Yeah, well, if I was half as good a painter
as I am a nurse,
467
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,950
that degree might be worth something.
468
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,315
I still paint, just more like a hobby.
469
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,510
And have you worked
with handi-capable children before?
470
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,954
"Handi-capable."
471
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,157
That's like calling me "height-challenged."
472
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:51,074
The worst thing you can do for your son
is tiptoe around his condition.
473
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,549
I speak from personal experience.
474
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,399
Luckily, it looks like we're gonna be able
to reconstruct his hands
475
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,232
with a series of surgeries.
476
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,358
Can I ask why you've decided to operate
before you've even met him?
477
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,756
We feel it's his best chance
to live a normal life.
478
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:16,068
Okay, but don't you think it's important
to hold his hand before you change it?
479
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,194
Well, thank you for coming by,
Mr. Sawyer.
480
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,873
We'll let you know.
481
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,677
Do me a favor, Julia.
482
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,553
Native Americans believe
that if you look a child in his eyes
483
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,757
the moments after it's born,
you can see his soul.
484
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,990
When they hand your son to you,
can you do that for me?
485
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,635
Sorry about that, Julia. I had no idea.
486
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,751
It'll be all right. We'll find someone.
487
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,798
You better do it soon.
My water just broke.
488
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,036
Christian, where are you?
I paged you nine times.
489
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,749
The baby's breeched.
490
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,274
We're gonna have to do
an emergency cesarean.
491
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,555
We're going to start, Doctor.
492
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,869
Get here.
493
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,037
-Is our baby okay?
-Absolutely.
494
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,316
Late-term breeches occur
about 4 % of the time.
495
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,550
He'll be out in three minutes.
496
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,119
Ten-blade.
497
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,836
Make sure you're in the pubic crease.
498
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,911
Otherwise, she'll never be able
to wear a bikini again.
499
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,833
I've done a few of these before, Doctor.
500
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,078
She's doing great.
501
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,672
-It's okay.
-No.
502
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,718
It's okay. It's okay.
503
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,279
Okay, almost.
504
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,873
He's out.
505
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,029
Okay.
506
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,473
Hey.
507
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,672
What do you think, honey?
Does he look like a Conor?
508
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,231
He looks like you, Dad.
509
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,349
-What is she doing?
-Diaper check.
510
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,591
-Let me go!
-No. Hey, no. I'll go.
511
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,357
She'll get used to it.
512
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,751
Hi, Mr. Sawyer?
It's Julia McNamara calling.
513
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,268
Yes, I had the baby,
and we're fine, thank you.
514
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,560
Look, I was wondering if you'd
still be interested in working for us.
515
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,991
-Does he have a name?
-Conor.
516
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,590
Jesus, Sean, he's beautiful.
517
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,473
Look, I'm sorry, but it was just his birth.
518
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,869
Everybody has one. Nobody remembers it.
519
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,678
Call me when the kid needs stitches
520
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,115
or wants to learn
how to tie a Windsor knot.
521
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,276
He didn't need you, I did.
522
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,759
I know. I'm sorry.
523
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,471
I'll make it up to you.
524
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,311
What's wrong with you?
525
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,789
Lipo.
526
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,278
How are his hands?
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