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Hi, hi, hotel honcho.
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So aren't you gonna ask me?
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I-- I wasn't going to,
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but how was teaching
that TV production class?
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Dick, you didn't
raise your hand.
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[ Giggles ]
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-[ Phone rings ]
-[ Clears throat ]
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Hello, Stratford Inn.
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Oh, hi, Bev.
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Uh, Michael?
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Yeah, he's-- he's standing here,
uh, uh, waving his arms
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and making faces.
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Hi, Bev. Finally tracked
you down.
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Yeah.
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I know I promised you ideas
for that new time slot,
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and I've got scads of 'em.
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Yeah, but Dick's been
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all over my back this week
about Vermont Today .
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Well, you know these stars.
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Oops, Dick's makin'
outrageous demands
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even as we speak.
I gotta go.
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Michael, don't use me
as an excuse
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for ducking Bev.
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Gee, Dick, you weren't
eavesdropping?
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Hi, nanny.
Your professor's here!
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Michael, nannies can be old.
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I like your dessert nicknames
much better.
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It's filed.
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Oh, and before we go, cupcake--
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[ Happy sigh ]
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I've got kind
of a favor to ask you.
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Well, it's not the way
we usually do things,
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but go ahead.
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Well, I was just wondering
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if you'd come with me
to class on Thursday.
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I-- I thought one way
to get those kids
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really sparked on TV production
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would be to show them
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the kinda chicks
we producers get.
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I guarantee you oodles of envy.
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Oh, Michael.
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You're such a salesman.
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[ Laughs ]
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Let me get my coat
and we can go shopping
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and show those kids
the kind of outfit
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a producer's paycheck
can buy.
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You scratch my back,
I clothe yours.
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And, Dick, don't be jealous.
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I haven't finished handing out
the classroom favors yet.
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Well, now that Producer's Chick
is gone,
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what's-- what's left?
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Type this on your resume:
Guest Lecturer.
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Those kids are just drooling
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to hear from
a small market talent.
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So can I pencil you in?
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Oh, Michael, you're such
a salesman.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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You must be a guest.
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Well, I'm off-duty, but--
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Joanna, there's a guest!
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There you go.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi. I'm Bill Coder.
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You have a reservation for me?
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Okay.
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Boy, I'm really exhausted.
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I just drove straight through
from Austin.
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2,000 miles in 32 hours
just to catch the fall colors.
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And I've only got a week.
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That's why I came
to the only place
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that would guarantee
a specific date
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for the leaves
changing colors:
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the Stratford Inn.
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Uh, Mr. Coder,
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no one can predict
the exact date
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the leaves will change.
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But I called ahead.
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And someone here promised me
I'd see the fall colors.
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Ah, the fall colors.
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Raspberry red, lemon yellow,
orange orange.
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You must be the guy I talked to.
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Bill Coder?
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Uh-huh.
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George, you didn't by any chance
promise Mr. Coder
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the leaves would change color
this week?
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Sure did.
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George, don't answer
the phone anymore.
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Is there gonna be some problem?
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Don't worry.
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I've been living in this town
57 years,
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and every autumn,
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the leaves change right after
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the last blossom falls off
the hibiscus out front.
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Sure enough,
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there's only one left,
and it's dangling.
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Great.
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Come on, Bill.
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I'll show you my photo album
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of every change since '53
to sorta get you hepped up.
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The change of '71
was really breathtaking.
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I could just kick myself
for not splurging
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on color film that year.
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So...
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summing up my philosophy,
I say,
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"Forget PBS,
just go for the bucks."
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Steve?
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Are there any openings
at your station, Mr. Harris?
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Well, Steve, as I told you
at the last class
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and over the phone
yesterday, no.
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Any other questions?
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Mr. Harris,
is the TV producer's job
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as great as you've been
telling us?
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Generally, it's great.
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[ Chuckles ]
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But it has its rough spots.
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Like every 10 years or so,
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television buckles under
to the outcry
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for quality programming
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from small bands
of snobby elitists.
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Your best bet
during these periods
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is to just lay low,
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because eventually
the viewing public
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will stand up as one and say,
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"We want the chimp show."
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I have an idea for a show
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about a family torn apart
by divorce,
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but it could work just as well
with chimps.
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Mr. Harris, I've been
working on a script
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about the struggle
of living with agoraphobia.
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Chelsea, that's
a perfect example
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of the trouble
with TV movies lately.
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They've been so busy
glorifying trendy diseases
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and torching spouses
on their Sertas
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that... they've forgotten
to have fun.
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So in your professional opinion,
Mr. Harris,
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what does make
a good television movie?
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Simple.
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You just reunite the cast
of any '70s sitcom
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or family drama
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for a wedding or a funeral,
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depending on the health
of the older actors
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and...
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you've got yourselves
a two hour...
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through-the-roofer.
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Your biggest problem
is recasting the holdouts,
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but sometimes God is with you.
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For instance,
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when they went to redo
What's Happening ,
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the entire cast was available.
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What about originality?
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Now, what's all this obsession
with originality?
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I predict someday
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that the word "rehash"
will be an art term.
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Know what I think television
really needs?
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More heart.
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Exactly my point.
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What's got more heart...
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than Keith, Laurie, Danny,
all the Partridge kids,
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reunited to sing at the wedding
of their mom, Shirley
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to Rueben Kincaid?
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Not television heart,
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uh, normal people
with real concerns.
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Why not a citizen's forum?
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Sort of an electronic soapbox?
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-Hey.
-Not bad.
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Yeah.
Any chance, Mr. Harris?
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It lacks something.
Some twist.
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Maybe if you cast
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Audrey and Judy Landers
as the real people, with...
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maybe Jimmy Osmond
heading up the house band.
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You're missin' the point,
Mr. Harris.
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Oh?
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I think my success as a producer
speaks for itself.
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And I say, Landers or not,
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you've got yourself a yawnfest.
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Oh, are you here
to clap the erasers?
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[ Giggles ]
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Only kidding.
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[ Giggles ]
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It's our guest celebrity,
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Dick Loudon
of Vermont Today .
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Michael, I-- I think I've
brought their envy to a peak,
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so I'm going to go now.
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I wish you all lots of success.
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[ Giggles ]
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Well, I guess there's
nothing else to do
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but bring on our guest.
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I hope he's not nervous,
because, usually,
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he doesn't have
this big an audience.
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[ Giggles ]
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Here-- here he is,
Dick-- Dick Loudon.
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[ Some clapping ]
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Oh.
[ Clears throat ]
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Thank you for that smattering
of-- of applause.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Mr. Loudon, Steve Windsell.
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Is it true there's
a lot of nepotism
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in this business?
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Because if it is,
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I've been checking out
a few things,
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and I may be distantly related
to you.
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As well as to you,
Mr. Harris.
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My-- my guess is that
you're probably
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more related to--
to Mr. Harris.
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Now, uh, can we break up
this emotional family reunion
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and, uh--
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and get to tonight's subject,
local television?
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I-- I-- I can't tell you
what a pleasure it is
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to be able to talk in class
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without getting yelled at.
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[ Laughs ]
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Good joke, Mr. Harris.
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Mist-- Mr. Harris?
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That's right.
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Nothing comes out
of your mouth
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that hasn't gone through
Mr. Harris' typewriter.
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Remember about insulating
the on-air talent
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from the cold realities
of the business?
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E-- Exactly what did he say?
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Well, Mr. Harris told us
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that as Vermont Today 's
talking head,
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you're more or less his puppet.
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Mi-- Michael, what--
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what have you been
telling these people?
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Oh, Mr. Harris,
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is this gonna be one
of those famous tantrums
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you told us about?
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Michael, last night was,
without exception,
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the most humiliating of my life.
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Especially that part about me
being your puppet!
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Dick, Dick,
put the past behind you.
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We've got a production meeting
to do here.
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So this puppet,
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it should look a lot like Dick?
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Is Michael here?
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And-- and bless the
production meeting and--
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and please keep--
keep us on budget.
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-Oh, Bev.
-Michael,
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I'm still waiting to hear
your ideas for the new show.
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We've only got 8 days to put
whatever it is on the air,
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so I want your ideas
and I want them now.
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Well, Bev, I-- I was, uh,
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trying to buy some time to--
to flesh them out,
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but the basic concepts are
ooh, ooh, hot!
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So is the water
you're standing in.
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Okay.
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Sizzler number one.
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I call it Runners-Up: What Might Have Been .
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See, we get runners-up,
you know, like, uh,
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the first runner-up
of this year's
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Miss Green Mountain contest or--
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or the kid who came in second
in the state spelling bee.
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And we get those losers
on the show
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and invite them to badmouth
the winners on camera!
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[ Giggles ]
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I see bitterness, I see crying,
I see swimwear,
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at least in the case of that
Near-Miss Green Mountain.
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Michael, I'm not interested
in turning WPIV
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into a freak show.
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Oh.
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Are you against freak show
as a concept
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or just as a title?
264
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I'm looking for something
with heart.
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Heart.
266
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What have you got with heart,
Michael?
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Heart.
268
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Okay.
269
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How 'bout...
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... Battle of the Senior Citizens !
271
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Athletic competition between
rival retirement homes.
272
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Old folks scream heart.
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Yeah, especially after
274
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about three laps
around the track.
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Michael,
276
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I'm interested in quality,
not body count.
277
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Obviously I was wrong
about you.
278
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Programming
isn't your future.
279
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Bev, if you just give me
a couple more days--
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I'm gonna make
a few phone calls,
281
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see if I can't scramble up
something last minute
282
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to fill the slot for now.
283
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And, Michael,
284
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I want you in my office
in 10 minutes.
285
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Dibs on his parking space.
286
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Oh, heart. Heart!
287
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[ Chuckles ]
288
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How about, uh,
289
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,193
Citizens Forum?
290
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Real people, real gripes?
291
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Nah.
292
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I like it.
293
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Kind of a-- an open microphone,
man-on-the-street,
294
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,207
what's your beef!
295
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,443
Michael, I n-- I never thought
I'd say this about
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one of your ideas,
297
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,747
and-- and it-- it worries me,
298
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,751
but I-- I-- I like it too.
299
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,453
Well, it's kinda rough, but I--
I know I can make it work.
300
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,822
I mean, picture
the Landers sisters
301
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,756
as the real people...
302
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,192
I'm-- I'm not worried anymore.
303
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,930
Michael, it was perfect the way
you first said it.
304
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Simple, uncluttered television
with heart.
305
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,934
We could have it on the air
by Saturday.
306
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Congratulations.
307
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,937
Bev, it's just, I don't feel
right pitching this show.
308
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:53,671
I mean, it's-- it's just--
309
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you put a lot of pressure on me.
310
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Obviously you work best
under pressure.
311
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ALL: Great idea, Michael.
312
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How are you coming
with those leaves, George?
313
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,056
Not so good.
314
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,625
That stupid blossom
is still dangling,
315
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,661
and the leaves won't change
'til it falls.
316
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,864
But why don't you
just pluck it, George?
317
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,899
I don't wanna play God,
Joanna.
318
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,636
George, did you ever think
319
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that even if the blossom
does fall off,
320
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the leaves still
might not change?
321
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:32,076
I didn't hear that, Joanna.
322
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,112
Hi, Mrs. Loudon!
Hi, George.
323
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,047
Oh, hi.
324
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,849
I looked outside my window
this morning,
325
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,583
and everything was sure green.
326
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,453
And you seem okay with that.
327
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,454
Oh, sure.
328
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,689
I read that the longer
the leaves stay green,
329
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,893
the more vibrant the colors
when they do turn.
330
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:52,930
Boy, this place must be
gearing up for a real show.
331
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,031
Yeah.
332
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,468
I got some serious
nudging to do.
333
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,345
[ Sighs ]
334
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:09,813
I'm sorry, Steph.
335
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,618
Michael, when we're on a date,
we do date stuff.
336
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,354
You're supposed to go through
your own personal hells
337
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,321
on your own time.
338
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,424
I know the guideline, Steph.
339
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,960
It's just that I'm--
340
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,828
I'm new to this guilt game.
341
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,563
I-- I didn't mean
to pitch Neil's idea,
342
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,632
but Bev backed me
into a corner.
343
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,633
Michael,
[ Sighs ]
344
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:30,801
remember when you told me,
345
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,536
even though I never really
showed any interest,
346
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,672
that part of a producer's job
347
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,475
is to recognize
talented people,
348
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,044
promote their ideas,
and then claim
349
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,412
as much credit
as he can get away with?
350
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:43,447
Yeah.
351
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:43,915
So!
352
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,051
You weren't stealing
that student's idea,
353
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,986
you were just being the best
darn producer you could.
354
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,122
I guess, but--
355
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,123
Michael!
356
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,425
I've done all the cheering up
I'm going to.
357
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,060
I would like to see
some results now.
358
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,265
Oh, all right.
359
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,102
One more cheery thought,
and it's a biggie.
360
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,571
Just remember that you have
361
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,674
the cutest girlfriend
in the whole world.
362
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,645
[ Giggles ]
I knew I could do it.
363
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,379
[ Kisses ]
364
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,513
Damn, I'm good.
365
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,191
Dick, have you got a mo-mo
366
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,559
for a man-to-man
heart-to-heart?
367
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,398
Michael, you actually made
my head hurt.
368
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,001
Well, Dick, I've done
something wrong.
369
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,003
Not-- not big wrong,
but boo boo wrong.
370
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,138
A-- And?
371
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,573
And I just want you
to yell at me.
372
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:44,675
Uh-huh?
373
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,444
Dick, I've been feeling guilty
374
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,545
about what I did to you,
you know, yesterday in class
375
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,682
a-- among-- among other things.
376
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,352
I just want you to give me
that verbal spanking I deserve.
377
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,787
Just-- just verbal?
378
00:15:58,657 --> 00:15:59,357
Come on, Dick.
379
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,724
Take the safety off that tongue.
380
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,493
[ Sighs ]
381
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,561
All right, Michael. Um,
382
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,730
[ Sighs ]
383
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,265
M-- uh, Michael, you--
you know, that--
384
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,602
that was, um, really a pretty--
you know, pretty--
385
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,703
pretty crummy, uh--
386
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,440
a pretty-- pretty crummy thing
that-- that you--
387
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,475
you did to me in class.
388
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,211
Louder, Dick.
More venom.
389
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,983
I mean, uh, you told those kids,
you know, like, um,
390
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,752
out-- you know, out and out--
out and out lies.
391
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,054
Go with it, Dick.
Fist to wood.
392
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:36,927
I-- I mean, uh, sh-- shame--
shame on you.
393
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,266
M-- Michael,
anger isn't something
394
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,767
that I can just call up on--
395
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:44,801
on the spur of the moment.
396
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,105
I stole Citizen's Forum
from a student.
397
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:48,672
You what?!
398
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,875
That's great, Dick.
Just what I came for.
399
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,444
You-- you took an idea
from one of the kids?
400
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,878
You-- you slime.
401
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,215
Dick, Dick, I think you're
flirting with overkill.
402
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:02,053
Michael, you had better do
the right thing.
403
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:02,786
I will.
404
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,392
Dick, that, uh--
that right thing?
405
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,560
Could you give me a hint
what that is?
406
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,042
Well, it's time for class.
407
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,277
7 o'clock, 6 Central.
408
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,211
[ Giggles ]
409
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,216
Well, before we get started,
why don't you, uh--
410
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,385
why don't you hand in
your homework assignments?
411
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,986
I can't wait to read your ideas
for a spin-off
412
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:36,787
for Barney Rubble.
413
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,756
Just-- just pass 'em forward.
414
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,227
I guess Barn' didn't
spark anyone.
415
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,998
We saw the promo for
Citizen's Forum last night.
416
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,032
You know something funny?
417
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:49,933
Right after I sold
Citizen's Forum
418
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:50,901
to the station,
419
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,603
I couldn't shake the feeling
we'd discussed
420
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,138
something similar in class.
421
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,240
You stole that idea
from the class.
422
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,541
Well, now I don't think
it's quite that simple.
423
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,842
You know how it is when...
424
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,944
a group of people
are brainstorming.
425
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,846
After a while,
you just sort of forget
426
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,681
who came up with the idea
in the first place.
427
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,083
ENTIRE CLASS:
It was Neil!
428
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,552
Way-- way to go, Neil.
429
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,091
I want you to know I'm gonna--
I'm gonna do the right thing.
430
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:14,791
[ Chuckles ]
431
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,428
I'm gonna make sure you get,
432
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,130
uh, the recognition
you deserve.
433
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,633
Let's-- let's hear it for Neil.
434
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,602
[ Claps ]
435
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,171
That's not enough.
436
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,672
Well-- Well, what do you
want from me?
437
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:31,509
You know, Neil's not the only
one who suffered here.
438
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,245
I was feeling so guilty
the other night about Neil,
439
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,280
that it completely ruined
a date with Steph.
440
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,152
So then I felt guilty
about Steph.
441
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,856
Wait, when I felt guilty
about Steph,
442
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,824
I apologized to Steph,
so maybe I--
443
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:51,828
I should...
444
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,331
apologize to Neil.
Is that it?
445
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,098
Is that the right thing?
446
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:57,868
It's worth a try.
447
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,408
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
448
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,346
So why do I still feel guilty?
449
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,048
I mean, that's always so
cleansing for Steph.
450
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,249
Did that do anything
for you, Neil?
451
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,653
Don't talk to me.
Talk to my lawyer.
452
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,387
Lawyer?
453
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,722
Nicholas Prescott, Mr. Harris.
454
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,291
I'm not actually a lawyer,
455
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,794
I'm a law student
and a friend of Neil's.
456
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,064
So you're just here
as a... friend?
457
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,265
And law student.
458
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,237
And, uh, speaking as one who,
uh, knows the law,
459
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,307
I think what would make
Neil feel better
460
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,541
is the following:
461
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,477
uh, full recognition and credit
for Neil Poland
462
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,413
as creator of Citizen's Forum ,
463
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,748
an on-air retraction
of previous credits
464
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,550
and financial compensation
465
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,452
not limited to his
actual percentage
466
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:49,386
of the show itself.
467
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,723
And maybe your job.
468
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,326
I see.
469
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,929
Do you have a pass
to be here?
470
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,833
VOICEOVER: When we return to Citizen's Forum,
471
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,401
we'll hear from Bobby Terrow,
472
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,203
who'll tell us what it is about Styrofoam cups
473
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,871
that really drives him nuts.
474
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,474
And commercial.
475
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,410
Hi. Hi, hi all.
476
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,479
Michael, where have you been?
The show is almost over.
477
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,347
Bev, I know.
478
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,281
I would've been here
for the premiere,
479
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,482
but we had an unforeseeable
accident
480
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,316
and ran out of gas.
481
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,252
Michael,
482
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,120
who is this?
483
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,488
Oh, Bev, this is one
of my students,
484
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,623
Neil Poland.
485
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,925
I predict you'll be hearing
his name a lot in the future.
486
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,594
Hopefully in the next
five minutes.
487
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,530
Don't worry, Dick.
488
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,831
I'm gonna fess up
right now.
489
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,034
Hey, everybody...
490
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,239
How's it goin'?
491
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,742
-It's terrific
-Really?
492
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,709
Yep.
493
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,411
I never had
a corned beef sandwich
494
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,546
quite this tangy.
Want a bite?
495
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,183
Back from commercial
in three, two...
496
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,418
VOICEOVER: Styrofoam cups:
497
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,288
modern convenience or Satan's chalice?
498
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,796
Bev, uh, can-- can we discuss
Citizen's Forum privately?
499
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,499
Michael, I'm sure it can wait
until after the show.
500
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,566
Bev, ac-- actually,
501
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,602
I think this is something
you'll wanna discuss
502
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,504
before we-- we roll credits.
503
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:15,372
Uh, Bev--
504
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:17,708
Nice frock!
505
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,345
And did-- And did I mention
that Neil is the kid
506
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,079
who inspired me to create
Citizen's Forum ?
507
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,980
[ Giggles ]
508
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,115
By, uh--
509
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,318
by, uh-- by coming up
with the premise, the format,
510
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:28,018
and the title.
511
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:30,854
You stole the idea?
512
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,022
Of course not, Bev.
513
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,457
Neil's lawyer friend said
the proper phrase is
514
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:34,758
"unlawful appropriation."
515
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,959
Oh, my God.
516
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,895
Bev, the important thing is
I told the truth and-- and--
517
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,398
and the guilt is gone.
518
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,801
However, it's rapidly
being replaced
519
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:44,601
by fear for my job.
520
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,304
But I'm sure that fear
will be gone in a minute.
521
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,573
Right, Bev? Once again,
dynamite dress.
522
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,708
Miss Dutton, you've gotta
come quick.
523
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,676
The whole switchboard
is lit up.
524
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,477
Both lines?
525
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,046
People really love the show,
huh?
526
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,147
No, they hate it.
527
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,785
23 calls, and they all feel
they've got real problems,
528
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,887
and just wish our people
would quit whining
529
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,156
about their own
petty complaints.
530
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:09,393
Uh, Vern the gofer, meet Neil,
the creator of Citizen's Forum .
531
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,828
But I thought you were the--
532
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,096
Hey, Bud, did you meet Neil,
the creator of Citizen's Forum ?
533
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,131
Uh, well-- uh, uh,
you know how it is
534
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,132
when a group of people
535
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,201
are brainstorming and-- and--
and before long,
536
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,370
you forget who came up
with the idea...
537
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,471
It was Neil!
538
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,672
[ Giggles ]
539
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:22,539
Dick, you were right.
540
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,074
I told the truth
and I feel great!
541
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:26,243
It was-- his show!
His show!
542
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:26,977
[ Giggles ]
543
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,279
Hey, everybody!
Meet Neil!
544
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,218
Sorry about the leaves,
Mr. Coder,
545
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,354
but there's always next year.
546
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,856
Actually, there's later
this year,
547
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,557
but I guess you can't stay.
548
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,860
That was sorta the reason
for calling ahead.
549
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,296
It wasn't such a bad vacation.
550
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,164
Saw them make butter.
551
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,166
Saw them make cheese.
552
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,403
Saw them make maple syrup.
553
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,438
Ate a lot.
554
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,575
Well, I'm sorry George
isn't here to see you off.
555
00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,843
Actually, I haven't
seen him around
556
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,044
since yesterday.
557
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,178
Oh, that's okay.
558
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,280
I'd probably kill him.
559
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:05,682
Well, so long.
560
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,018
-JOANNA: So long.
-GEORGE: Not so fast, Coder.
561
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:08,985
In living color,
562
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,921
direct from the state of Maine,
563
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:11,855
autumn leaves!
564
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,656
Oh!
565
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:13,891
Ah!
566
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,196
Meow.
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