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Gee, you two are back early.
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Stupid, stupid rural people.
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What happened?
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You know that garden party
Michael and I were invited to?
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It turned out they
expected us to weed.
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I haven't been to one good party
since I moved here to Vermont.
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Steph's right.
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When it comes to parties,
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the people in this town
are all poopers.
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And you can quote me.
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I don't think there'd
be much doubt
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who said that, Michael.
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Michael, if you
joined the Beavers,
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you'd have a great party to
go to every week.
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They have beer and darts
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and sometimes some of the guys
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even bring their dogs.
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Well, gee, George, if word
gets out about this,
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nobody'll hang out at Hef's
mansion anymore.
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Michael, I know.
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Why don't we throw a party?
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Stephanie, that's
really nice of you.
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Thanks, Joanna.
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I figure, if we throw a party,
all the people who come
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will learn to throw
better parties
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for us to go to in the future.
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Shall we party-plan, hostess?
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Okay, host.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hi, I'm Larry.
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This is my brother Darryl,
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and this is my other
brother Darryl.
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And this is our buddy, Sam.
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Hi.
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Darryl and Sam met at a
hollering contest
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a few days ago.
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I think they hit it off
because Darryl
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was such easy competition.
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Yeah!
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Well, thank-- thanks for
bringing Sam over, Larry.
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Sam just started work over
at Cooper's garage.
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Yeah, if you come in, I'll wash
your windshield for free.
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Once.
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Well, we'll-- we'll
make sure and try
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and take advantage of that.
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When?
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Can-- can we leave it loose?
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Oh, by the way, could we
borrow a toothbrush?
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Sam unexpectedly
stayed for dinner.
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We'd lend him ours, but we
only have the two.
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I think we have some extras.
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So on the invitations,
we'll say--
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Oops. Ixnay on the arty-pay.
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Excuse me, Miss Stephanie,
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but we couldn't help overhearin'
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that you're planning
an arty-pay.
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Well, we'd be happy to
cater it for you.
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Thanks, Larry, but...
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I don't think this is gonna be
that fancy of an affair.
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Okay, Sam, here you go.
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Remember: up and down,
never across.
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Thanks. I'll get this
right back to you.
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Oh, no. There's another one.
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I can't decide whether to have
raspberry jam or marmalade
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on my toast this morning.
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Well George, I had the jam,
and it was very good.
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But I had the jam
yesterday morning.
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Then, have the marmalade.
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Yeah, but except for yesterday,
I almost always have that.
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I've, uh...
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I've got it George.
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Why don't you have it half with
marmalade and half with jam?
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Gee Dick, isn't that sort
of copping out?
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Thanks, Dick.
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Okay, Steph, we've covered
all the details.
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Now all we need to do is find
the right party theme.
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I know.
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How about a theme where people
have to bring us presents?
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Yeah.
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We'll have it at my place,
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and we'll call it a
housewarming party.
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Ooh!
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Mi-- Michael,
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you've lived there
for three years.
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Dick, if you spread that around,
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it could really bring
down the party.
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Hi. I'm Larry--
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We know everybody, Larry.
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Good. Intro on the extra guy's
been taking a lot out of me.
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Oh, here's the toothbrush back,
as promised.
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That's-- that's-- that's
all right, Sam.
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Why-- Why don't you
just keep that?
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So what have you
guys been up to?
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Well...
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I took 'em on a free tour of the
gas station where I work.
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Yeah. We held Darryl's nose and
pumped him up with air
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to see if we could get
him to float.
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It didn't work.
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Well, thank-- thanks for
mentioning it. It...
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you know, saves us
from trying it.
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There's something moldy in
the refrigerator,
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and I'm not touching it.
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Excuse us.
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Um...
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Larry, didn't you hear
about the mold?
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Uh-huh.
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What-- what-- what is it, Larry?
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What would you do if some guy
kept comin' around
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bothering you all the time?
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Well...
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Of course, I'll... you know,
I'll have to use my imagination.
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The thing is, it just ain't
the same doing things
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with Darryl and Sam instead
of just Darryl.
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I mean, you take bath time.
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The river's big enough for all
four of us, but...
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Um, I'm a modest man.
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Lar-- Larry. Larry, um...
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You know, when-- when you
make new friends,
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you have to make
certain adjustments.
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Not usually the one
you described,
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but, uh, generally, friends
are-- are-- are worth it.
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Yeah, I guess.
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It's just that Darryl and I have
always been like... this.
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I don't want that to change.
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Well, Larry, I don't think
you have to worry.
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I've never seen brothers
closer than you
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and Darryl and Darryl.
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Not even Hans, Hans, and Ed?
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Not even them.
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Time for the best part of
the day, cleanup.
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And the sooner we're done, the
sooner we can get
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to our Wednesday night firefly
catching contest.
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Okay, let's start with refilling
them straw machines.
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Hi, everybody.
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Sam? We wasn't expecting you.
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Well, you shoulda.
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I hang around here all the time.
Whatcha doing?
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What's it look like?
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We're rounding up the reusables.
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Oh, I'll help ya.
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Okay, guys, this is
the last straw.
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[ Laughs ]
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Just for future reference,
that's my job.
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And my joke.
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Come on, Darryl, we
ain't done yet.
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We still gotta clean the
tables and the floor.
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And scrape all the
grease off the grill
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for safe-keepin'.
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Well-- Well, I'll
take the grease.
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Sure, grab the glamour job.
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What do I do with the grease?
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Pour it in the bucket in
the refrigerator.
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Oh, and just so you won't be
beatin' 'em to it,
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Darryl gets to lick the bowl.
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Okay, work's done.
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Let's limber up those tongues
and get after them fireflies.
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Is that the plan for tonight?
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Well, that sounds good,
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but they got these new
shopping carts
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over at the market.
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I thought we could do wheelies
through the produce.
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Seems like we got us
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an embarrassment of
choices here tonight.
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But I'm afraid fireflies is kind
of a family tradition.
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Hold on, Darryl.
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You pickin' those shopping carts
over them glow bugs?
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Well... okay, if
that's your choice.
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Aren't you comin', Larry?
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No, thanks.
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Somebody's gotta maintain the
balance of nature.
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Okay. Let's go, guys.
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Well, go on.
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I've been wantin' some
time to myself.
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Don't take no wobbly wheels.
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Sure is quiet around here
without Darryl.
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[ One by Three Dog Night plays ]
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JOANNA: Dick, Larry really
misses the Darryls.
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He's obviously very lonely.
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He needs a friend.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you spend some
time with him?
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You-- you mean voluntarily?
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Come on, Dick.
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If you do this, there's a big
kiss in it for you.
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From-- from you, right?
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Um, La-- Uh, Larry?
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Yeah?
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Uh, I was, uh-- I was
just thinking.
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Maybe we, uh...
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maybe we oughta, you know, go
out and-- and do something.
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You mean it?
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Well...
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I-- I guess.
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All right! What should we do?
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Oh, why don't we go for a-- for
a-- a walk in the woods?
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I think we should start
with something
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a little less intimate.
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Mind if I suggest an activity?
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O-- Okay, as-- as long as
it doesn't involve
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a follow-up tetanus shot.
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I guess that rules out
wolf taunting.
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Larry, this-- this
isn't gonna work.
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What?
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Well, it-- it's obvious you--
you-- you miss your brothers.
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Right now, I-- I miss them, too.
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But-- But maybe it might be a--
a good idea if-- if we got,
uh...
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...Sam a new friend.
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And-- and that way, the
Darryls could,
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you know, spend more
time with you.
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Okay.
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I'll take your idea and shove
it through my head.
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That's all I ask.
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Hi, Larry.
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To quote an extremely
popular Beatles tune,
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"Hello. Good-bye."
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Oh, hi, JoJo. And here's your
personal party invite.
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Oh, George. You're invited
to our party, too.
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Gee, thanks, Stephanie.
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That's right, George, but
I must tell you,
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there is a no-plaid rule.
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Oh, then, I'll have to
think about it.
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[ Knocking at door ]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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So, I hear you're into snakes.
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No.
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Are these books or somethin'?
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Yeah.
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What are you doing with 'em?
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I, uh...
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I read-- I read and--
and write them.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah, sure. [ Chuckles ]
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Wanna go spit in the reservoir
till the water level rises?
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No.
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Tell me something,
is it just me,
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or aren't we sparkin'
to each other?
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It's not just you.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, boy, that Larry pulled
some joke on me.
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[ Laughs ]
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He said you'd be interesting.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So, uh-- So-- so, Larry...
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Larry-- Larry sent you over.
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Uh, I-- I'm sorry, Sam,
but I'm--
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I'm not looking for, uh--
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for new-- new friends right now.
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I think you're home free.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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[ Knock on window ]
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Hi... I'm Larry...
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Disappointed.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Larry, when I suggested you--
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you find a new friend for Sam,
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I-- I-- I didn't mean me.
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I should have figured
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00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,177
you wouldn't stand a
chance with Sam.
260
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,114
Not after the white hot
energy of Darryl.
261
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,317
[ Clears throat ]
262
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,219
Larry, why don't you just
tell Darryl that--
263
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,588
that you need... them?
264
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,425
I can't do that. I
can't be weak.
265
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,361
Darryls always needed me.
266
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,963
I sure could go for that walk
in the woods now.
267
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,233
Okay.
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00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,868
With one condition.
269
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,537
What's that?
270
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,142
I really don't wanna talk
about Darryl anymore.
271
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,110
Fine. Fair enough.
272
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,112
But-- but I have one condition.
273
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,082
If-- if-- if we see
any wolves...
274
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,220
It's a proper name.
275
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:04,888
Uh, one word.
276
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,859
-Uh. -Stephanie!
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00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:09,893
[ Gasps ] Steph!
278
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:10,961
Muffin!
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00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,029
Cupcake!
280
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,065
-Uh... Cutiekins. -Cutiekins!
281
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:14,998
-[ Screams ] -That's right!
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00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,434
[ Giggling ]
283
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:19,403
Gee, it seems like I used to be
better at this game.
284
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,205
[ Doorbell rings ]
285
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,812
Dick, Joanna, welcome to
Michael's new home.
286
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,451
Gee, I'm getting this
weird sense of...
287
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,186
...d�j� vu.
288
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,721
Isn't it a great party, Joanna?
289
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,723
Stephanie, we just got here.
290
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,126
Uh, but I'm sure it is.
291
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,527
Thank you.
292
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,601
Hi, Dick, Joanna.
293
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,502
Hi, George.
294
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,203
Hi, George.
295
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:54,671
We weren't sure you'd come,
since you couldn't wear plaid.
296
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:59,343
Well, I didn't wanna miss a
good party. Besides...
297
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,248
[ Doorbell rings ]
298
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,153
Hi, I'm Larry, solitary man.
299
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:11,788
Oh.
300
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,326
Hi, Larry. Michael?
301
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,628
I'm sorry, Larry, but no one's
admitted without a present.
302
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,296
Happy housewarmin'.
303
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,702
Thanks, Larry. We'll
open it later.
304
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,571
Okay,
305
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,573
but in this heat, it might
hatch prematurely.
306
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,546
Hi, Larry. How're you doing?
307
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,381
Suicidal, thank you.
308
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,584
Tell me about it. I just got
creamed at charades.
309
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,619
[ Doorbell rings ]
310
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:51,262
Oh, my, what a surprise.
Michael?
311
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,466
Hi, I'm Sam, and this is
my friend Darryl,
312
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,834
and this is my other
friend Darryl.
313
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,605
Happy housewarming.
314
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,574
Here's some motor oil.
315
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,648
Do you realize the faux pas of
inviting both them and me
316
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,249
to the same party?
317
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,351
Larry, we didn't
invite any of you.
318
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,054
[ Sighs ]
319
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,227
It's really tough watching them
have the loud and boisterous
320
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,062
times we used to have.
321
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,373
I'm not gonna let them get
the best of me.
322
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,474
I'll show them.
323
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,910
If they can have fun, I
can have more fun.
324
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,679
I'll be the life of the party.
325
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,750
Hi. I'm Larry. Wanna
hear a train?
326
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:51,054
[ Drums on chest,
increasing in speed ]
327
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,489
Whoo! Whoo!
328
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,425
Michael!
329
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,361
It's time for our dance.
330
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,263
Oh, boy.
331
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,932
Ladies and gentlemen,
332
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,767
there's been...
333
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,669
Fred and Ginger,
334
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,939
Baryshnikov and those girls
with the skinny necks.
335
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,175
Tonight, those people...
336
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,545
...eat our stardust.
337
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,548
Steph?
338
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:21,719
Dip position?
339
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,222
[ Tango music plays ]
340
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,204
Joanna, what are you doing?
341
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,773
What do you mean?
342
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,108
This is our spotlight.
343
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,378
When you have a party,
you can dance.
344
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,949
What a shameless play
for attention.
345
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,724
Pick a card, any card. And
I'll guess what it is.
346
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,059
Uh, four of spades.
347
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,962
Jack of clubs?
348
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,931
Eight of hearts?
349
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,702
Gee, I guess those fellows who
get it on the first guess
350
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,970
must know some kind of trick.
351
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,177
[ Music ends ]
352
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,252
Michael, no one's applauding.
353
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:33,557
You made the photo too big.
It's distracting them.
354
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,627
Upstaged by our own likeness.
355
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,964
Well, I tried to mingle,
356
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,500
but these people obviously
aren't in the partying mood.
357
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,969
Larry...
358
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:49,039
we both know some people you
could mingle with.
359
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,274
I-- I bet...
360
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,143
I bet you could-- you
could be like that.
361
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:54,778
Well...
362
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,047
I guess the time has come to...
363
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,216
rip out my heart and slap
it on my sleeve.
364
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,092
Hi.
365
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,962
Hi, Larry. Great party, huh?
366
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,598
I guess it would be for you.
You're with Darryl.
367
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,370
Darryl, I hope you won't
think any less of me
368
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,937
for telling you this,
369
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:24,241
but I miss you, and I need ya,
370
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,511
and I hope we can spend
more time together.
371
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,613
You really miss them?
372
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,415
That shouldn't surprise you.
373
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,550
You know what it's like to
be with Darryl.
374
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,488
The only reason they've been
hanging out with me
375
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,523
is they thought you were
happier without them.
376
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,224
You're kiddin'.
377
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:42,726
Is that true?
378
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,561
Well, I'll be...
379
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,198
I've heard of other families
having communication problems,
380
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,904
but I never thought it
happen to us.
381
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:55,939
Come here, you lugs.
382
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,441
[ Applause ]
383
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,882
Sure, they always applaud
that schmaltzy stuff.
384
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:10,186
You know,
385
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,589
the firefly population in
this town is...
386
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,725
gettin' artificially enlarged.
387
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,594
What do you say we make
a dent in it?
388
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:21,965
Sam, wanna join us?
389
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:26,102
All right, fireflies, light
up your behinds,
390
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,571
'cause here we come.
391
00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:07,110
Meow.
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