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- What are you doing?
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- I'm just making
some notes on my new book.
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- I thought you said
last night you weren't going
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to take that assignment.
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- I know, but I called them
this morning and said I would.
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- But I thought you
said you weren't interested
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in glass blowing.
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- That's not true.
I, I like, uh, glass blowing.
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Matter of fact, I've already
thought of some chapters,
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like blowing
your own ashtrays.
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Blowing your own candy bowls,
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not to mention all
the animals you can blow.
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- Hi, guys.
- Oh, hi, Kirk.
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- Hi, Kirk.
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- When Cindy and I were
at Niagara Falls
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we picked up some souvenirs
for you
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and I forgot
to give them to you.
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Here.
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- Oh, you didn't
have to do that.
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- I know, but Cindy
really wanted to.
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Do you like it?
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- What, what is it?
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- Well, I know
you're a history buff.
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It's an authentic recreation
of the winter at Valley Forge.
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You can see the hell they're
going through right there.
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- Thanks.
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- You're welcome.
Where's George?
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- He should be in his room.
- Oh.
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We picked up something
for him too.
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- Oh. That's nice.
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- Well, I think it's stupid,
but George will like it.
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See you.
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- Do you believe this?
- No. Those poor brave souls.
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- Hello there.
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- Oh, Michael, hi.
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- I'm sorry, I didn't know
you were eating.
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- No, that's all right.
Uh, come on in.
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Honey, this is
Michael Harris.
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He was the producer on that
TV show I did, "Book Talk."
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- Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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- This is my wife Joanne.
- Nice meeting you.
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Great taste, Dick.
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- Listen, the reason I came by,
was something very exciting
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happened down at
the television station
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this morning and rather
than calling you
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I wanted to come by and tell
you about it personally.
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I've come up with
a fabulous new idea
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for a television show and I want
you to be the host of it.
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- Really?
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- Well, thanks, but I,
I'm, I'm not interested.
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- Honey, you don't
even know what it is.
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- Honey, you just got
finished telling me
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I never turn down anything.
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- Is it me, Dick?
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Is there some bad blood
here I don't know about?
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- No. Michael it has nothing
to do with you.
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I just don't want
to a TV show.
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- Listen, I know "Book Talk"
was not a pleasant experience
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for you, but that doesn't
diminish the fact
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that you were
fantastic in it.
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Listen, at least come down
to the station.
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Let me give you
the whole presentation.
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If you don't like the idea,
I'll cry a little bit,
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but I'll understand.
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- The least you
can do is listen.
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- Honey, I really
don't want to do a TV show.
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- You said that.
I respect that.
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Now let me change your mind.
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- All right.
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What, what time would
you want me there?
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- Well, Dick, it's going
to be your show so let's
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let it be at your
convenience, but, uh,
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3:30 would be great
for me.
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- Just got the most
incredible pair of...
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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- Oh, Stephanie,
this is Michael Harris.
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Michael,
Stephanie Vanderkellen.
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- How do you do?
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- Very well, thank you.
How do you do?
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- Excellent.
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- Michael is the producer
of that show Dick was on,
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"Book Talk."
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- Oh, you're a producer.
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- For three years
and four days.
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- Your wife and children
must be very proud of you.
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- I'm not married.
- Oh.
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- Uh, Stephanie works
for us here at the inn.
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- Really?
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- Well, if you could
call it working.
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I have all my nights,
afternoons, and weekends free.
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- Stephanie, I know we've
just met and forgive me
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if I'm moving
a little too fast,
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but would you let me take you
out for a Manhattan sometime?
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- I'd let you take me
to Manhattan sometime.
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- That sounds like a yes.
- I think it was.
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- Great. Well, then
I'll see you at, uh,
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3:30 and I'll see you--
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- At Barney's at 6:30?
- Extra great.
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- And good
to see you too...
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-Joanna.
- Exactly.
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Bye now.
- Bye.
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He's gorgeous.
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My God, where have
you been keeping him?
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- Stephanie, take it easy.
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- He's everything
I've been looking for.
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He's young, he's successful.
Did I say gorgeous?
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I can't believe it.
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I feel tingly.
My heart is pounding.
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It's like my whole life is
suddenly falling into place.
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I think that this is the guy
that God meant for me to have.
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What did you say his name was?
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- Pour in about an inch
of water
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or if it's a
particularly festive occasion,
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pour in a little wine.
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Add chopped onions
and some carrots.
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- Uh, right
this way, Dick.
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This is where we'll
actually be doing the show.
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- Then add a teaspoon
of salt
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and a quarter of a teaspoon
of pepper.
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- Uh, should,
should we be here?
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I mean if--isn't
she on the air?
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- My, we have some chatterboxes
in the studio today.
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- I, I really think
we ought to go.
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- Oh, don't be silly, Dick.
It's just Pearl's kitchen.
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It's not important.
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- [ laughs ]
Okay.
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Apparently the chatterboxes
are not going to be quiet
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until they get some attention.
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Uh, would you
come up here, please?
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- Who, uh, me?
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- Yes. Come join Pearl
in her kitchen.
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- Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
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I'm, I'm just,
I'm just visiting.
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- No, I want you
to come up here.
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- Go on, Dick, go on.
Plug your show.
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- Yes, come on
little chatterbox. Come on.
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- Now, what's your name?
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- Uh, Dick, Dick Loudon.
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- Well, so, Dick, is this
your first time
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in a television studio?
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- No. I've, I've been
here, uh,
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been here before.
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- Well, then you should
know it's rude
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to talk when someone is
trying to do their work.
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- I'm, uh, I'm really sorry.
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I, I won't,
I won't say another word.
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- Now, as I was saying.
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Well, damn it,
I see we're out of time.
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Join me again tomorrow
when hopefully
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we'll be getting
back on schedule.
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Until then, this is
Pearl Retcalf saying, "Ciao."
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[ music playing ]
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- The next time someone
disturbs Pearl's kitchen
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they're going to get a face
full of bacon grease.
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- Ignore her, Dick.
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She's in a lousy mood because
her husband just died.
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So here it is, Dick.
What do you think?
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- Oh, um, Michael, it's, you
know, it's very nice, but--
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- Come on. Sit down
in your spot right here.
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Come on.
Sit down.
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- Well, I... I guess it
wouldn't hurt to sit down.
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- Dick, the show is
called "Vermont Today"
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and what we want to do with this
show is to celebrate Vermont.
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You know, there are a lot
of fascinating people
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in this state,
college professors,
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doctors, authors, and these
are the people we want.
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It's going to be
a very uptown show.
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- Well, it, it sounds
like the kind of show,
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you know, I'd like to watch.
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- All right, let's talk money.
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- You really don't think
I can be bought.
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- This is what
we were talking to start.
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- You're kidding? A week?
- Uh, no, a year.
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- I was going to say
maybe I can be bought.
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[ laughs ]
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- Dick, we've talked it over
and everyone here is convinced
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that you'd be absolutely
perfect for this.
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You're a classy guy and
the bottom line
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is we want to do
a classy show.
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- Well, I, I can
appreciate that.
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- Hal, can we see
the logo, please?
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- Wow, is, is that
really the logo?
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- That's it, Dick.
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Now, I know just showing
you a logo
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isn't going to change
your mind.
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I mean a host of
"Vermont Today"
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is going to have to be
committed to quality,
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unafraid of hard work,
and dedicated to presenting
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the kind of show that everyone
in Vermont can be proud of.
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What do you say?
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- What can I say?
I'm, I'm your man.
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Honey, wait until
you see the set.
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It is so classy.
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- What's it look like?
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- Well, they have this
logo that says
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"Vermont Today"
starring Dick Loudon.
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Uh, the letters must be
a foot, foot and a half high.
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- That sounds classy.
When's it going to be on?
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- Uh, I don't know.
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I, I don't think
they've worked that out.
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- Well, what time
will you be on?
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- Um, I don't,
I don't know.
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- Well, how long a show is it?
- I, I--
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- Well, how often is it on?
Every day?
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- Gee, I hope it's
not on every day.
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- Honey, how could you
take this job
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if you don't know
anything about it?
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- I know a lot about it.
I know it's called
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"Vermont Today"
starring Dick Loudon
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and I'll be interviewing
people from Vermont.
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- Are you going to pick
the guests or are they?
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- I, I don't know.
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- Well, the next time
you talk to Michael
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will you find some
of this stuff out?
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- You bet I will.
- When do you see him again?
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- Oh, uh, uh, Michael.
Can I see you a minute?
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- Hi.
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- Hi. I'm surprised you two
are back so soon.
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- Well, we decided to go
to a movie,
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but Stephanie thought
she should change.
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- And I thought it would be
more fun to have one car.
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- I take it you're having
a good time.
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- Oh, we are.
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- You know how hard
it is on first dates
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to find a subject
to talk about.
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You go from one topic
to another
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and everything's
so superficial. Not us.
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We sat down and
started talking about sweaters
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and we didn't
talk about anything else
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for an hour and a half.
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Well, if you'll excuse me.
I have to change.
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- Hey, don't go
changing too much.
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I like you just
the way you are.
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[ giggling ]
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- Michael, sit down.
I'm, I'm glad you're here.
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Joanna and I were
talking about the show and,
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uh, there may have been a few
details that I sloughed over.
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- Oh, did he
tell you about the logo?
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- Yeah. He didn't
slough over that.
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- Uh, maybe I should have
asked you this earlier,
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but I--see I really don't know
that, that much about the show.
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- Well, what's to know.
It's a half hour format.
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It's on every
Sunday afternoon at 4:00.
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Oh, did I tell you about
some of the people
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we've got lined up?
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- No, I'd love to hear that.
- It's class on class.
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We've got the President of
the University of Vermont.
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He seems like
a very bright guy.
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We've got the first Vermont
doctor ever to perform
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a heart transplant and,
uh, we've got
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a woman sculptor lined up
who's done some
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extraordinary things with,
uh, fish bones.
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I think it's going
to be awesome.
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- Sounds awesome.
- And classy.
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- Ready.
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- Wow, leather on leather.
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- And your car
seats are leather.
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- Wow, leather on
leather on leather.
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- Well, you two
have a good time.
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- We will. Let's go.
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- See you at
the studio, Dick.
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- Right.
- When?
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- Um, Michael, when?
- I'll call you.
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- Dick, how you doing?
- Fine.
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- I know first shows are
a little nerve wracking.
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I've directed lots of them.
You'll get through it.
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- I'm putting myself
in your hands.
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- Gee, is that the only
coat you've got?
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- Uh, yeah, why?
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- It's going to strobe
like crazy.
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- What, what does that mean?
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- It means when we photograph
you it's going
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to look like you've got
500,000 ants crawling on you.
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- Well, don't worry
about it today.
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The glare of
that white shirt,
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nobody's even going
to notice it.
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Well, got to get
back to the booth.
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Good show.
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- Thanks.
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- Surprise.
- Surprise.
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- Hi.
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- What are you guys
doing here?
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- We wanted to be here
for your first show.
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- Oh.
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- Did they like the jacket
I bought you?
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- Yeah.
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- Hi, Dick.
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- Oh, looks like everybody
came down for the first show.
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- Oh, that's right.
Today is your show.
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Have you seen Michael?
- No, I haven't.
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I'd, I'd like to know
where he is myself.
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- Are you nervous?
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- Well, I'm excited,
but I'm not nervous.
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- How about you, Dick?
Are you nervous?
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- No. I'm, I'm sure I'll be fine
once this show gets going.
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Ah, there he is.
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Uh, uh, Michael, could
I talk to you for a minute?
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- Sure, Dick.
- Look who's here.
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- Um, uh, Michael.
- Right here, Dick.
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- Could, uh, could we
go over the format again?
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- Okay.
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Well, first you
introduce yourself,
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explain a little bit
about the show,
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and then give the folks
at home the number
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to call so they can call in
and ask questions of the guest.
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Oh, speaking of guests.
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Probably should have
consulted you on this.
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We decided to move
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the President of
the University of Vermont
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up to next week's show.
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- But, but why?
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- Well, we felt that
in order to attract
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that initial viewing audience
we needed more a hook.
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Something
a little more promotable
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than some egghead
college president.
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- Who'd you get?
- The world's smallest horse.
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- You promised this was
going to be a classy show.
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- Wait a minute, Dick,
since when does size
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have anything
to do with class?
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- We think it's going
to be a dynamite segment.
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- Look, I, I didn't take this
job to, to interview animals.
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- Honey, it might
not be that bad.
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- Yeah, you like horses.
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- Michael, this, this--
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- DIRECTOR:
Thirty seconds, Dick.
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- This really is
a dirty trick.
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- DIRECTOR: Wow, that
coat really strobes.
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- Did you hear that, Honey?
He said it strobes.
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- DIRECTOR: 15 seconds, Dick.
- Have a good show.
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- Yeah. We're all
pulling for you
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- And don't worry about
anything, Dick.
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All the people here are
seasoned professionals.
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- Folks, would you
please get off the set?
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We're on the air.
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- Oh, God, silly us.
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- And now, Channel 8
is proud to present
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"Vermont Today"
starring Dick Luden.
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- Uh, good afternoon, everyone
and welcome to "Vermont Today,"
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the show that
celebrates Vermont.
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I'm your host Dick Loudon.
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Since this is our first show
I thought I'd tell you
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a little bit about what
we're going to be doing here.
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Uh, every week we're going to
have distinguished guests...
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People living and
working right here
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in Vermont whom we feel
make a very special
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and important contribution
to Vermont culture.
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As an added feature
of the show we'd like you,
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our viewer, to get involved
by calling 555-8000
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and asking questions
of our guest.
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[ phone rings ]
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- May--maybe you, maybe
you can hold
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your questions until the,
the guest is on stage.
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[ phone rings ]
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00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,829
- Who--whoever that
is out there,
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would, would you
please hang up?
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[ phone rings ]
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00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,004
- Um, Michael, uh, is there
some way, uh, we can take care--
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[ phone rings ]
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00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,041
- We can take care
of the phones?
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00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,876
- Michael, Michael,
Dick is talking to you.
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00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,812
- What? Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, excuse me.
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I'll get right
on that phone, Dick.
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[ phone rings ]
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- Well, we'll, we'll,
we'll try to get the phones,
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uh, taken care of as,
as soon as we can.
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[ phone rings ]
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00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,724
- Who--whoever that
is out there,
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I'm not going to answer the
phone until our guest is here.
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So you may as
well just hang up.
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Finally. Thank you.
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[ phone rings ]
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- Hello? Am I on?
Hello?
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- Our first guest today
is a man who is not
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only admired here on Vermont,
but also representative,
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I think, of the kind
of fascinating
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and inspiring guest
that we hope will become
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the, the trademark
of this program.
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Uh, actually, this
introduction was written
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for the President of
the University of Vermont,
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who I'm assured will be
with us next week,
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but it fits equally well--
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I, I hope for our
guest today,
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Mr. Jocko Braverman, owner
of the world's smallest horse.
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00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,517
- Howdy, Dick.
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00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,019
- Hi. You want to,
want to sit down?
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00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,520
- Oh, thank you.
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00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:40,490
- Uh, by the way, uh, just
so there's no confusion,
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I'm not from Vermont.
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- You're, you're not?
- No.
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I'm very happy to hale
from the beautiful city
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of Hollywood, Florida.
393
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,874
- Oh, Dick, you can hang
that phone back up.
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00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,242
It's all taken care of.
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00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,478
- Michael.
He's not from Vermont.
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00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:05,415
- Really?
News to me, Dick.
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00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,318
- Well, Mr. Braverman,
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since you are here,
let's talk about the horse.
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Obviously, that, that's it.
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00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,927
- That's right, Dick.
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00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,997
This is the world's
smallest horse.
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00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:23,267
- And, uh, what's his name?
- Tiny.
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00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:29,306
- How do you know he's the
world's smallest horse?
404
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,541
- Well, look at him.
405
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,048
- No, what, what I,
what I meant was,
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00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,583
he's, he's small,
but usually when somebody
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00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,719
says they have
the world's smallest horse
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00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,754
you expect, you know,
some kind of proof.
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00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,558
- Well, I dare anyone
to find one smaller.
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00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,393
[ phone rings ]
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00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:56,300
- Well, it looks like we
have a call. Excuse me.
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- Vermont Today.
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- DIRECTOR: Push the button
for the squawk box, Dick.
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00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,105
- Oh, I, I'm sorry.
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00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:05,209
- Hello, Mr. Luden?
416
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,445
- Yes, this, this
is Dick Loudon.
417
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:11,114
- I'm calling about
the world's smallest horse.
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00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,549
- Wha--what about it?
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00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:15,085
- I got a horse
smaller than that.
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00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,054
- You do?
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00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,889
- I'd like to see it.
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00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,325
- You got it pal.
I'll bring it down.
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00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:22,960
- Wait, wait, wait a minute.
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00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,195
I, I don't think we,
we have time for this today.
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00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,930
- MICHAEL: Wait a minute, Dick.
Go with it.
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00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,333
- What?
- Improvise.
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00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,467
This is great.
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00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:32,236
If he wants to
bring him down let him.
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00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:36,173
- Um, our, our producer
tells me that if,
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if you want to come down
and challenge Mr. Braverman
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00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,111
you're welcome to
as long as you get here
432
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,280
before the show is over.
433
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,648
- I'm on my way.
434
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:51,521
- Well, looks, looks
like we have a challenge.
435
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:52,890
Certainly the kind
of intelligent
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audience participation
I was hoping to have
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here on Vermont Today.
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00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,466
[ phone rings ]
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00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,402
- Uh, Vermont Today.
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00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,669
You're on the air
with Dick Loudon.
441
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,738
- Who's this?
442
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,943
- Dick Loudon.
443
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,945
- That's not the
world's smallest horse.
444
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,281
- It isn't?
- Nope.
445
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,050
The world's smallest horse
is lying right next to me,
446
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,619
here, on the couch.
447
00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:28,325
- Well, why, why don't
you bring him down?
448
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,794
- Well, I hate
to wake him up,
449
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,729
but okay.
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00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,399
- So, uh, so we don't spend,
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00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,234
uh, all day
answering the phone,
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00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,602
um, any of you out there
who think you have
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a horse smaller than Tiny here,
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00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,675
uh, we invite you to bring
him to the station
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00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,377
before the show is over
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00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,380
and, and challenge
Mr. Braverman.
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00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:53,450
Now, let's go
to a commercial.
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We'll, we'll be right back.
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00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,587
[ music playing ]
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00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,456
- All right, Dick.
What a start.
461
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,258
- Michael, could I speak
to you in private?
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00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,928
You promised me--
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00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,698
Hi, hi, Stephanie.
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00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,168
You, you promised me this was
going to be a classy show.
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00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:12,469
- Well, Dick, what
are you so upset about?
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00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,404
People love animals.
This will make them love you.
467
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:17,107
- Yeah, but, I, I want
this show to have dignity.
468
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,209
- Believe me, Dick,
as long if you have dignity
469
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,478
the show will have dignity.
470
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,314
- See there--there's no reason
to come down here
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00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,616
claiming you have
the world's smallest horse
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00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,118
when clearly you don't.
473
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,654
- I mean this, this horse isn't,
isn't close to being as,
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00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,690
as, as small as Tiny here.
475
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:36,960
- Well, it's kind
of hard to tell on TV.
476
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,962
I don't have a very good set.
477
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,632
- DIRECTOR: Dick, behind you.
We have another challenger.
478
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:52,542
- What, what's going on here?
What, what are you doing?
479
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,644
- Is there a prize for this?
480
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:59,782
- This isn't a horse.
This is a basset hound.
481
00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,451
- No, it isn't.
482
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,786
- Yes, it is and I'm sorry,
but, but this doesn't count.
483
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,923
- Well, then I hate your show.
484
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,060
- Don, no,
no more challengers.
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00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,262
- DIRECTOR: It's too late, Dick.
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00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,566
- Aw, come on.
487
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:20,404
- Who do I show the horse to?
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00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,040
- You, you really think this
is the world's smallest horse?
489
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,608
- No, this is
the world's oldest horse.
490
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,412
- We didn't ask for
the world's oldest horse.
491
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,948
- Well, that woman
doesn't even have a horse.
492
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:37,087
- At least it's small.
- Not for a basset hound.
493
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,223
- Look, look, we're,
we're almost out of time.
494
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,659
As far as I'm concerned,
uh, Mr. Braverman,
495
00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:44,861
you have the world's
smallest horse
496
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:48,231
or at least the smallest
horse in Vermont.
497
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,168
Uh, you and Tiny have
a lot to, to celebrate.
498
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:54,438
For those of you who tuned
in expecting
499
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:57,274
to see the President of
the University of Vermont,
500
00:22:57,342 --> 00:23:00,643
uh, this, this isn't him.
501
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,447
But, uh, tune
in next week and,
502
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:06,483
and keep tuning in
as Vermont Today presents
503
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:12,422
stimulating and
interesting guests
504
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:16,326
in our continued efforts
505
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,528
to celebrate Vermont.
506
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:22,365
This is Dick Loudon
saying good afternoon
507
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:25,502
and I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
508
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,505
- We're clear.
509
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,275
Could somebody please get
those animals off the stage?
510
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,512
- Oh, no, right
on my new set!
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