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- Joanna?
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- What?
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- I put soap
in the dryer again.
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- Oh, no.
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- How often
does that happen?
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- I've lost count.
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- Where's the Hoover?
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- Wherever you left it last.
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- Oh, I hate
to vacuum the dryer!
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- Good evening.
- Hi.
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- Are you open?
- Yes, we are.
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- We'd like a room.
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- We?
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- I'm Cecil Breech
and this is my wife Evelyn.
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- I'm Dick Loudon
and this is my wife Joanna.
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- Pleased to meet you.
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How much are your doubles?
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- Our doubles are 45.
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- That'll be fine.
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- Would you like
to sign here?
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- Oh, sure.
Looks like a lovely inn.
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We love old inns.
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- Honey, which room should
we give Mr. and Mrs. Breech?
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- Uh, I was thinking
of room six
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at the far, far end
of the hall.
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- Perfect.
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- Stephanie, you wanna show
the Breeches to their room?
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- Me?
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- Yes.
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- Okay.
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- Enjoy your stay.
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- Oh, thank you.
We will.
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I agree.
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- Excuse me?
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- Oh, nothing.
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Evelyn was just saying
she likes your outfit.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Dick, that man's crazy.
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Do you think we're
doing the right thing
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letting him stay here?
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- Well, honey,
he seemed harmless.
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Besides, if I close my door
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to every crazy person
who came in...
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we'd never see him.
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- Well, you might as well
take back your gift,
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because the marriage
is over!
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- Great. It was
a blender, wasn't it?
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- Kirk, what's the matter?
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- Cindy and I
just had our first fight.
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- Oh, no. What happened?
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- I took her out
to dinner tonight.
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A nice thing to do, right?
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I mean, we're not
dating anymore,
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so it's not like
I had to do it.
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Anyway, we get
to the restaurant
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and there's this parking
space right in front,
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only there's this other guy
trying to back into it.
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So I sped up
and beat him to it.
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- You stole someone's
parking space?
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- Maybe I'm not
making myself clear.
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The space was right in
front of the restaurant.
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- I don't care.
It was wrong.
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- That's what Cindy said.
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- Well, what did you say?
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- I said, If you want me to
back out of this space, fine.
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Then I put the car in reverse
and backed all the way home.
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- You're crazy,
you know that?
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- I'm crazy
because I love my wife
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and I want her to have
the best parking space?
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I can't believe this night.
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It started out so great.
Now I've lost Cindy.
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- You haven't lost Cindy.
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- I don't know, Dick.
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We said some things
to each other
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I don't think
we can ever take back.
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- Look, Kirk, why don't
you just go home
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and tell Cindy you're sorry.
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- She's not there.
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She went to spend the night
with her friend, idiot Debbie.
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- Well, why don't you go to
idiot Debbie's and apologize?
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- This is between
Cindy and me.
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I don't want other people
involved in our problems.
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Besides, she took the car.
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- Why don't you just go home
and get a good night's sleep
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and I'm sure that things will
look better in the morning.
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- Well, maybe you're right.
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Anyway, no matter what,
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I hope this teaches me
to control my temper.
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- Oh, hi, Kirk. There's some
people over at your cafe.
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- I'm not open!
Get away from there!
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- What's the matter
with him?
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- Oh, he's just mad that he
can't control his temper.
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- How was the lodge meeting,
George?
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- Great. You know how much
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I always enjoy
being with the Beavers.
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- We know you do.
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- And tonight for the first
time in a couple of years,
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the Beaver Lodge voted
to have a membership drive.
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We're having a special
meeting tomorrow night.
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- Good.
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- How would you
like to join?
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- Me?
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- Yeah. I've always wanted
to bring someone in,
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but I never felt I had
anyone to ask until now.
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- You want me
to be a Beaver?
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- Oh, I think you'll
really enjoy it, Dick.
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They're a great
bunch of guys.
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You know, they've been
a big part of my life.
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- Yeah, I know, George,
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but, see, I'm not
much of a joiner.
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- Oh, gee, I thought
you'd be kind of excited.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't get me wrong.
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I'm flattered, but I just don't
think, you know, it's me.
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- Well, I understand.
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I guess I'll go to bed now.
Good night.
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- Good night.
- Good night, George.
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How could you do that?
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- Do what?
- Turn him down.
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- Honey, I hate
things like that.
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- I know, but that lodge
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is one of the biggest
things in George's life.
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You heard what he said.
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He's never had a friend
to bring before.
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He's proud of you, Dick.
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- Honey, I've never
told you this before,
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but there's a reason
I don't like clubs.
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I think the only reason
they exist
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is to keep
other people out.
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- What are you
talking about?
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- I think they're elitists.
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- You think the Beavers
are elitists?
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- Honey,
when I was in college,
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there was this one
fraternity I wanted to join
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and I really knocked myself
out trying to get into it,
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except I didn't get in.
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I found out the reason
I didn't get in
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was because my dad
didn't earn enough money
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and I didn't have
a nice enough car.
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I'll never forget
the teasing I took.
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"Oh, hey, there's goes
the fraternity reject!"
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- They're just kids,
and kids can be cruel.
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- What kids?
That was my father.
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Honey, I swore to myself
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that I will never go through
that humiliation again.
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- Honey, I understand
what you're saying,
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but this isn't
a snobbish fraternity.
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This is a small-town lodge
with guys like George.
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- Yeah, I know.
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- And it would sure
make him feel good.
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- Okay. I'll go tell George
I changed my mind.
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- Oh, that's
my little Beaver.
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- Over here we have
our trophy case.
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And over here
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is where we have refreshments
after the meeting.
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Look out.
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I want you to meet
some of the guys.
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Hi, guys. I'd like to
have you meet Dick Loudon.
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Dick, this is Tommy Hayes.
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- Hi.
- Benny Wiggins.
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- Hi.
- And Cliff Pulsifer.
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- Hi.
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- We were just talking
about Beaver Days.
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- That's something
you'll love.
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- What are Beaver Days?
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- Three days of nonstop fun.
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We have food, beer, games.
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Hey, maybe Joanna would
like to be a Beaverette?
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- Well, she certainly
has that coming to her.
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- Men? Men, can we take
our seats, please?
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- That's Bill Rivers,
our club president.
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We'll see you, guys.
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We can meet the rest
of the Beavers later.
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- Call the meeting to order.
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I'd like to welcome all
of you here this evening
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to our special
membership night.
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Nice to see a few
new faces out there.
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Before we begin,
I'm gonna ask Tommy here
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to read the minutes of
last night's meeting. Tommy?
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- Last night's meeting
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was called to order at 7:05
P.M. by President Rivers.
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We decided to hold a special
membership meeting tonight.
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Then we all had beer.
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The meeting adjourned
at 1 A.M.
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- You must have left early.
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- I must have.
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- Thank you, Tommy.
And now for new business.
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Now, tonight is the first
night in almost two years
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that we Beavers have been able
to open our club to new members.
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As you know, these
vacancies have been created
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due to the untimely deaths
of the Johnson brothers,
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who just recently
lost their lives
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in the tragic and as yet
unexplained stampede
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at their dairy farm.
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This meeting is dedicated
to their memory.
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Now, I know a couple of you
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have candidates for membership
that you'd like to introduce.
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Who'd like to begin?
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Go ahead, Cliff.
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- I'd like to introduce my
brother-in-law Harley Estin.
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He and my wife's sister
just moved up here.
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They're living with us while
Harley looks for work. Harley?
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- I'm Harley Estin,
Cliff's brother-in-law.
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My wife and I
have just moved up here
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while I look for work,
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and I'd like to be a Beaver.
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- Well, thank you, Harley.
Thank you, Cliff.
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Now, anybody
have any trouble
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with Harley here becoming
a member of the Beavers?
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Welcome, Harley.
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[ applause ]
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Now who else has someone
they'd like to...George?
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- I brought someone I think
would make a super Beaver.
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He's my boss and my friend
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and I'm proud to introduce him
to all of you, Dick Loudon.
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- Well, as George said,
I'm Dick Loudon,
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and as most of you know,
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my wife and I own
the Stratford Inn.
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I'm also a writer.
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I worked briefly
in advertising
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before I started
writing full-time,
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and I, like Harley, would
like to become a Beaver.
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- Well, all right.
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Anybody have a problem
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with Dick Loudon
becoming a Beaver?
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Sorry, Dick.
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- Who all was there?
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Really?
How did she look?
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Well, I'm not surprised.
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She always ate
like a lumberjack.
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Oh, hold on a minute.
Someone just came in.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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- I was just talking
to my mother.
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- Don't let me bother you.
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- Okay.
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Mother, I'll have
to call you back.
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- Excuse me? Have either
of you seen my wife?
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- I think we can
honestly say we haven't.
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- Is Mrs. Breech missing?
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- Oh, it's nothing
to be alarmed about.
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Evelyn's
always disappearing.
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I was just a little concerned
because it's after dark.
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- Right. Well, I'm sure she'll
turn up sooner or later.
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- Well, as I said, it's
nothing to be concerned about,
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but if you do see her,
will you give me a yell?
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- Believe me,
if we see her, we'll yell.
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- Oh, there you are.
Where have you been?
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You're kidding.
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I looked in there
and I didn't even see you.
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I must be losing my mind.
250
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,450
- Excuse me?
- Oh, hi, Cindy.
251
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:35,118
- Hi. Um, if you two
aren't busy,
252
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,054
I was wondering if I could
talk to you for a second?
253
00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:38,756
- Sure. What about?
254
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,257
- Well, I suppose you know
255
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,059
that Kirk and I
had a fight last night.
256
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:43,227
- Yeah.
257
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:45,262
- There was a fight
and you didn't tell me?
258
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,264
- Well, the reason
I came over
259
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,766
is because you've
both been married,
260
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,634
and I figured
you've got experience.
261
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,936
I mean, you've probably seen
this kind of thing before.
262
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:56,841
What do you do when
the person you love
263
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,509
has things about him
that you hate?
264
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,147
- Well, for one thing,
you talk to them
265
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,583
and you tell them
you love them
266
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:07,951
and you try to
help them to change.
267
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,088
- And if they don't, Reno.
268
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,629
- Hi.
269
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,931
- Hi.
270
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,934
- I saw you pull up.
I knew you were over here.
271
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,737
- Well, I was talking
to Stephanie and Joanna.
272
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,238
- Oh.
273
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,743
Still mad at me?
274
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,512
- Yeah.
275
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,314
- I'm not mad at you.
276
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,183
- I didn't do anything.
277
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,753
- Right.
278
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,154
I brought you a present.
279
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,989
- Oh, Kirk.
280
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,397
Thank you.
281
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,899
- Forgive me?
282
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,401
- Of course I forgive you.
283
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,270
I just wish you wouldn't
get so angry about things.
284
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,906
- I promise
I won't do it again.
285
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,642
- Don't make promises
you can't keep.
286
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,944
- I promise
I won't do that either.
287
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,747
- Well, I'm sorry, too.
288
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,950
And I promise the next time
we fight, I won't run away.
289
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,353
You know what's great
about this?
290
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:20,190
We both made a mistake last
night, but we got past it.
291
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:23,894
We're both becoming mature,
responsible adults.
292
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:28,398
- Does this mean
we're snuggle bunnies again?
293
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,169
- Yeah.
294
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,676
- I just love it when
people kiss and make up.
295
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:41,044
- Oh, my God!
You just reminded me.
296
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,546
I think I'm out of makeup.
297
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,084
- Hi.
- Hi.
298
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,586
- What are you doing
home so soon?
299
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,053
- The meeting's over.
- Already?
300
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,388
- Dick, guess what?
301
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,890
Cindy and I
are back together again.
302
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,892
- Yahoo.
303
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,996
- What happened?
304
00:14:59,064 --> 00:14:59,997
- Nothing, except
they didn't want me.
305
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,164
- What?
306
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,667
- Who didn't want you?
- George's lodge.
307
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,736
- You couldn't get in
the Beavers?
308
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,572
- You know, I think
this would be a good--
309
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,107
- Nobody is turned down
by the Beavers.
310
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,174
- Yeah, we're going.
311
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,676
- No one wants to even
be in the Beavers.
312
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,944
- Good night, everybody.
313
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,847
- They asked me to be in the
Beavers. I turned them down.
314
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,049
I can't believe
you're hugging the Beavers.
315
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,853
- Well, I can't
believe it either.
316
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,156
- Honey, I don't wanna
talk about it.
317
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,191
- Well, I talked to Chuck.
318
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,361
Did Dick tell you he
didn't get in the Beavers?
319
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,063
- George, we're not
gonna talk about it.
320
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,000
- I can't help it.
I think it's lousy, Dick.
321
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:40,137
I mean, letting Harley Estin
in and turning you down.
322
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:41,371
- Who's Harley Estin?
323
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,373
- Somebody's out of work
brother-in-law.
324
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,375
That's what I meant about
clubs. They're elitist.
325
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,012
Somebody always gets hurt
and it's always me.
326
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,914
- Dick, we're not elitists.
327
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:53,651
We don't have
any standards at all.
328
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,087
- Well, then how come
I'm not in?
329
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,255
- I don't know.
330
00:15:58,323 --> 00:16:00,157
We let Benny Wiggins in
and he's done time.
331
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,459
- Well, there has to be
an explanation.
332
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,663
- Bernie Blodgett is a member
and he doesn't even bathe!
333
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:06,764
- George!
334
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,999
- One night
they all got drunk
335
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:13,170
and they even made Bill
Rivers' collie a member.
336
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,773
- Dick, do you know
why they rejected you?
337
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,875
- I guess I'm not
Beaver material.
338
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:21,178
I guess they only like crooks
and collies. Who cares?
339
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:24,481
- You care. You're a thinking,
feeling human being,
340
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,051
and people don't like you.
341
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,188
Don't you wanna know why?
342
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,890
- Well, of course
I wanna know why.
343
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,491
What am I supposed to do,
go down there and ask them?
344
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,095
- Yes. You could go down there
and demand an explanation.
345
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,897
- You know, I have
half a mind to do that.
346
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,900
- And I've got
the other half. Let's go.
347
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:54,011
- You want me to get
their attention, Dick?
348
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,982
- No. Let's just wait
till they notice me.
349
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,522
- Do you think we've
given them enough time?
350
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,625
- Yeah.
351
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,561
Guys?
352
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,931
Beavers?
353
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:20,437
There's no more beer!
354
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,539
I was only kidding.
355
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,207
- What's going on?
356
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:26,543
- Look, I know I'm not
supposed to be here,
357
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,178
but I came back
358
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,047
because I think you owe me
an explanation.
359
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,049
- Me, too,
and we're not leaving
360
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,851
till you give us one.
361
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,986
- What kind of
an explanation do you want?
362
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,454
- Why I'm not in the lodge.
363
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,657
- 'Cause everybody
voted against you.
364
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,192
- I know that, but why?
365
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:44,461
- Well, Dick,
if we told you that,
366
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,929
we'd be breaking a bylaw
367
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,398
that's stood
for over 75 years.
368
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,802
But since I've had
a few beers, what the heck?
369
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,804
The reason
you're not in the club
370
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,773
is we didn't think
you'd fit in.
371
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,074
- Well, what do you mean?
372
00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:01,211
- Dick, the Beaver Lodge
was established
373
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,313
as a fraternal organization
374
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,415
for the enjoyment
and the enrichment
375
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,417
of the ordinary slob
on the street.
376
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:11,855
- Well, Dick's one of those.
377
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,357
- No, he's not, George.
No offense, Dick.
378
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,093
- Oh, none taken.
379
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,828
- Dick, you're a rich guy.
380
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,530
- No, I'm not.
381
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,700
- Compared to us, you are.
382
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,035
I mean, you own
the Stratford Inn.
383
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,303
You're a writer.
384
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,872
It sounds like you might
even have gone to college.
385
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,207
Just doesn't seem
386
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,710
that you're the plain,
ordinary kind of a guy
387
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,311
that the Beavers
are all about.
388
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,447
- Wait a minute.
You mean I was rejected
389
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,449
because
I'm too good for you?
390
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,884
- Well, wait a minute.
391
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,187
I've known Dick Loudon
since he came to town,
392
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:47,457
and he's not too good
for anybody.
393
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,859
- Thanks, George.
394
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,562
- In fact, he's one of
the commonest guys I know.
395
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,398
- George, you don't
have to do this.
396
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,834
- Yes, I do.
My friend Dick Loudon
397
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,902
is as ordinary as dirt.
398
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,373
Why, he wouldn't know uptown
if you drove him there.
399
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,377
If the Beavers really stand for
the ordinary slob on the street,
400
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,179
then I'd like
to have somebody tell me
401
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,514
what's wrong
with this one.
402
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:15,753
- Well, gee, maybe we
misjudged you, Dick.
403
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,320
- Look,
I didn't come over here
404
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,757
to have you
feel sorry for me.
405
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,792
- Maybe not, but we do.
406
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,394
- Right.
- Right.
407
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,396
- Now, as president,
I'm gonna call
408
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:30,300
a special mercy vote
for Dick Loudon.
409
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:34,104
Now, everybody that wants him
in the club, raise your hand.
410
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,639
( all cheer )
411
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,641
- Congratulations, Dick.
412
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,010
Somebody get him
a mug of beer.
413
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,914
- Get him one of the dead
Johnson brothers' mugs.
414
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:48,351
- George, you ready
to begin the initiation?
415
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,519
- You bet!
416
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,855
- What initiation?
417
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,857
- Don't move, Dick.
418
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:58,162
- You're not gonna make me
wear a hat, are you?
419
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,396
- No, no.
420
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,831
- George, what...
421
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,833
- Uh! Uh! There you are.
- What are you doing?
422
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,306
- As a new member, Dick,
423
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,242
you're required
to wear that tail.
424
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,576
- For how long?
425
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:17,147
- For one full year.
426
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,818
- You mean, I have
to wear this tail
427
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,553
to every meeting
for a year?
428
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,522
- No. You have to wear
that tail
429
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:26,924
every place you go
for a year.
430
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:30,627
- You'd be surprised
how fast that year flies by.
431
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,699
- Well, welcome,
Beaver Brother.
432
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,705
Got any job openings
at your inn?
433
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,345
- I didn't lose it.
434
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,248
I haven't seen it the whole
time we've been here, Evelyn.
435
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,550
Why don't you take
the blame for once?
436
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:55,252
Just once
is all I'm asking.
437
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,889
It's not my fault.
438
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,757
- Is that Mr. Breech?
439
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,492
- Yeah.
- What's he doing?
440
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,194
- Arguing with Evelyn.
441
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,729
- What about?
442
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,332
- What difference
does it make?
443
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,235
- Sure, sure, sure.
444
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,305
- Good morning, Mr. Breech.
- Morning.
445
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,541
- You checking out?
- Yes, we are.
446
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,946
- Excuse me. Aren't you
going to pay your bill?
447
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,748
- Evelyn will
take care of it.
448
00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:28,785
Evelyn takes care
of everything!
449
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,488
- Are you gonna let him
get away without paying?
450
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:32,822
- Of course not.
451
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:33,857
I don't care
if he is crazy.
452
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,359
I'm going after him.
453
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,568
- Meow.
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